I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER... | Scrap Mechanic: Survival

Scrap Mechanic Survival released recently and lets you bring your friends with you as you struggle desperately to survive during a robot apocalypse.
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[@Rahalimus]

I love how when Mark realizes he can disassemble anything, he promptly goes mad with the power

[@beiyabluejay1774]

You can take anything You can take anything you want!

[@sumz117]

U been subed t Mark for 14 yrs??

[@dr.neptune3649]

@@sumz117 No I think he joined KZbin 14 years ago

[@mihneababanu4224]

@@beiyabluejay1774 YOU CAN TAKE EVEN THE HANDLES IN THE SPACESHIP

[@loafofcatgaming]

Markiplier when the robots come: They called me a mad man.

[@calimorales9880]

XD

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

Reality is often disappointing

[@brownsuga3515]

Too bad it ended before the robo attack.

[@redcheckers]

LMAOO

[@nickthegamer8103]

When the robots cum

[@akhion1005]

"I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER" Also Mark: *entrusting building cars to Bob and does farming instead*

[@FonVegen]

Yeah, he *could have* been an engineer. He chose to become a farmer instead.

[@kadeschuman8253]

Well he is from Ohio

[@diamondtechfire5690]

Of course he is from Ohio, Ohio conquered the world

[@Chaoslnsurgency]

@@LukeDobsonToshiro102 yknow biomedical engineering is making artificial internal organs, prosthetics, machines for diagnosis, ect. Right?

[@analuizafelixdesouza6336]

@@LukeDobsonToshiro102 Hm, I don't think farming is closer to biomedical engineering..

[@vr3635]

Mark: This bed doesn't do anything the bed: restores his health

[@vibaj16]

sets spawnpoint

[@daisa1506]

@@vibaj16 really? I think mostly beds in survival games are spawn setters.

[@vibaj16]

@@daisa1506 that's what I said...

[@Joshisbored1]

Spawnpoint

[@giangsang7545]

Spawnpoint

[@thatguythere_5715]

Mark: there’s 9 minutes till the robots attack! Bob and Wade: ok buddy. *Robots actually attack*

[@knotshimi]

I'll be honest I thought it was before the food was able to be harvested, when I saw the robots I was like, Mark you crazy sonnofabitch you were right!.

[@ourochroma]

*Surprised Pikachu*

[@Sp1ncycl3]

@@knotshimi The timer was RED, that's always a sign of danger lmao. I knew Mark was right idk why no one believed him.

[@Rondobondohondo]

@@knotshimi that would've been a timer on each individual crop, not everything he planted

[@foreverknight66]

@@knotshimi I play the game and I was surprised that he geussed right on the first time.

[@trishie_V]

It's terrifying because Mark was right and they're all gonna die.

[@nathanielgrey4091]

Mark being right IS terrifying

[@squilliamfancyson1486]

you right

[@shoshitaketakeyani3275]

I wasn't sure if it was true because I thought it was crop growth time

[@oberon9092]

@@shoshitaketakeyani3275 I have not played but I think it could be both? Like you fend off an attack and then you get rewarded with crops right after.

[@prebenkul]

The attack is based on how many crops you've planted. More than 6 and it will initiate a attack or a "raid". More crops equals a much more difficult time. The seeds also matter a lot. 15 Potatoes are worse in an attack than 15 tomatoes. Basically the rarer the seed is, the less you can have before a raid begins or gets worse. And worse is, if you plant again after an attack, the next night gets about 50% harder until eventually the farm is destroyed. You can stop farming for a night, to reset the curse.

[@loganlevine4922]

bob and wade: calmly build a vehicle Mark: slowly looses his mind over the fact that you can take entire walls off of buildings

[@skeletonman7987]

I love your profile pic! Fellow enby here :)

[@maskeddivisions]

enby squad rise up

[@camt2830]

Logan Levine brooooo I’m literally over here dying from his reaction of being able to take anything!

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

Rise of the Planet of the Enbys

[@elliott_asteroid7722]

Pyro Nightmare ace enby here too hehe

[@neologicalgamer3437]

Me, an actual player of the game when I see Mark guess right about the raids: Ohhhhhh damn!

[@thirtythreeninetyseven]

69th like xD

[@neologicalgamer3437]

@@thirtythreeninetyseven Cheers, my guy. I didn’t know that this comment got so many like!

[@solsticesailor]

@@neologicalgamer3437 ya see, we need more people like you in the world. You're just so sweet

[@makemecry6604]

I thought he was crazy i couldnt believe he was right

[@neologicalgamer3437]

@@makemecry6604 Nobody did. All fools

[@delgames4415]

7:01 Bob: “I bet potatoes are food” Seán: I have been summoned

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

*Juh-sean

[@BeastRedAsh]

Among slovenian people there are also a stereotype and inside jokes, that belarusian people are all into potatoes. Being from Belarus... I totally agree with that XD I would kill for the potato, I can eat them in any type of dish, even raw (raw are actually really good, but not that healty).

[@topcat1016]

Jacksepticeyes stand has been triggered *JoJo Music Intensifies*

[@enzop6861]

lmao potatoes are actually ammo in this game

[@felinegood2635]

I read this as they said it, it was beautiful. 😂

[@DieCypher]

Even the audience was shocked that Mark was right about the robot army coming for his crops

[@vitissubrailfan2540]

Oof.

[@vitissubrailfan2540]

and you have earned a sub!

[@pixy6239]

I wasn't as I have already played this

[@_zealos_8213]

I wasn't as I have been following this game since its humble early-access days. I love this game so much! Seeing it finally come out with Survival is great!

[@thenacho6354]

And there goes the spoiler

[@Levi-hy4gd]

I love how Mark keeps saying little words/phrases in Korean because I can understand him and I feel really happy because I don’t understand that often. (I have been learning Korean for the past 2 months and so its fun being able to understand for once) 18:32 19:16

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

He said what?

[@minchoochoo]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072at 18:32 he said "sorry" and 19:16 was like "got it"

[@aniyilator]

You still learnin'?

[@kaylacollins4108]

mark: “WHY DO YOU HAVE FOUR BUCKETS” ,, good sir, you had 16 in minecraft

[@jackfitzgerald9619]

i love how they doubt him but he's actually right

[@parkeryardley9637]

Mark was training to be an actual engineer irl before KZbin, so idk why they doubt him

[@anushkapandey8588]

Especially when wade mocked him 😂

[@amokriinprolgiid3409]

@@parkeryardley9637, because in game mechanics like when robots attack don't really have anything to do with engineering.

[@parkeryardley9637]

@@amokriinprolgiid3409 I wasn't talking about the bots attacking...

[@coffeecat4506]

You mean like when he said to stop clinging to the ship and venture out, but then they found literally everything essential at the ship

[@mrlink206]

First thing you hear: “They don’t have a half-Asian setting!”

[@cutipetuti6460]

They spawn: "WADE!"

[@douglaspalace7227]

hey bro

[@bundleoffuck2986]

Neck Thebet Almost as dead as the game your pfp came from.

[@lourdesmckay375]

Thanks for the warning... Glad I didn't have to watch that part.

[@douglaspalace7227]

@Neck Thebet dosn't matter if i change it because i got the tatto on the leg and i like it even if is 100 years old because of the period it remembers me

[@LittleDreamer2004]

Bob: *explains complex storyline* Mark: BEES!!!

[@thatonespnfan6640]

nice ofp

[@thatonespnfan6640]

*pfp

[@heidieaguilar7071]

I love how when Mark saw red numbers, his first assumption was that he was going to be vibe checked by a bunch of robots for illegal farming. Edit: Oh, he was right

[@PossumLover72303]

This comment killed me

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

Why wouldn't you assume that

[@chasetoyama8184]

Scrap mechanic veterans be like: Why wouldn’t you assume that? It’s so obvious.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

​@@chasetoyama8184 I've never played scrap mechanic ever. The only thing I've seen is the making cars bit that was in 2016. It said "Illegal farming" then a timer appeared in blood RED. That can't be a good thing

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@bipstymcbipste5641 Yeah, that’s never good.

[@jacobmiller4581]

I love how in the beginning of the game, they all run past the thing that allows them to craft stuff and continue to be baffled by the fact they don't have a crafting menu

[@Lizard-uk1tj]

I know right he went right pass every thing you need

[@Zantjez]

@Sonic Mobian i wouldn't think of ark... most survival games have a crafting menu and getting resources is the first thing you do.

[@PangolinMontanari]

It's hidden behind environmental decorations, fire, and a subquest. It's hard to blame them.

[@sirminty8495]

To be fair, I'd have done the same shit. A majority of the time in crafting survival games you at least have a basic crafting crafting by hand system. Bob had the proper crafting survival instinct. Tree? Punch. Get wood. Wood good. Honestly, the game did a poor job of pointing out they needed that battery. Should've been up front and in their faces with it. The basics need to be established leagues better than what the game gave them. They were 100% right with how the notebook when from how to sprint to build car and there was absolutely nothing between those two about how to craft. Tutorial needs to give the proper basics. Then let them blunder about like idiots.

[@variadicism1047]

I've been playing this game. I did the same thing. They practically hide that starter crafting bot.

[@artemissuzuki]

Mark: "robots are gonna kill us" Wade: "no the crops will be harvestable" *Time runs out* Mark: "Oh NOOOO!" *Getting attacked by robots*

[@SplendidBeans]

But they were BOTH right

[@Ammie2144]

thank you for telling us what happened

[@sirbubbles3190]

1650 subs before Tomorrow omg ur on almost every post in a lot of videos saying to subscribe and it’s annoying

[@queensenpai6722]

very original comment. It's not like everyone here watched the video as well or anything

[@27lasers]

Airi mage thanks

[@wizrad2099]

"What kind of calendar is this with 10 day weeks?" Valid question. And yet, in an act of boredom one night at work, I decided I don't like the way our weeks or months are setup, so I made a new system with 5 day weeks, 30 days in a month, and the last month of the year had an extra week. It'd take some getting use to, but it's a bit more streamlined, none of this "28 days one month and 31 days another month" BS. Just good old multiples of 5.

[@themightycongueror8383]

Are you saying their would be no Saturday, or Sunday with this kind of calendar?

[@Dratchet]

@@themightycongueror8383 No, we would skip Monday and Wednesday. 3 day work weeks

[@captaine-niscookie3406]

@@Dratchet wouldn't that be a nightmare for the economy?

[@captaine-niscookie3406]

@Casual Gaming 3 days of work and 2 days of rest? that's 2 whole days of work rid of just for the sake of slightly more understandable weeks

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one. Except February alone, which has twenty-eight, rain or shine. Then leap-year comes and slays, and twenty-eight is twenty-nine. ~Julian Day, a.k.a Calendar Man, Arkham City.

[@UnholyFuZion]

Wade: "Oh theres a cow!" Mark immediately after: " *KILL IT* "

[@drupins9511]

I love how everyone thinks mark is insane when he's actually getting everything completely right

[@kayquinn9439]

yep

[@marcovanhoutenprawongso5842]

Yeah XD

[@dylantrisciuzzi9479]

Right? That's when the game clicked for him XD

[@princecheach2477]

25:46 Is that the bite of 87 part 2

[@fshy_weirdo]

I love how the first 20 ish minutes are just them running around not knowing what the fuck their doing 😂

[@squidbot7985]

"He's really putting that wood to work" honestly i died laughing

[@aakirahthehag]

'You're laughing. We have ten hours till angry robots attack due to unauthorised farming and you're laughing, Wade.' is the energy Mark had😂😂😂😭

[@bluelfsuma]

That's it. That's what Mark's tombstone should say. "I could've been an engineer."

[@DOOT_II]

@@tthung8668 Or tf2 engie?

[@onism9050]

I'm liking this bc of ur profile

[@squeaky1963]

Or "My last name could've been doom"

[@appl69]

I would Like but ur at 420 sooo

[@onism9050]

@@appl69 actually funny not ganna lie

[@jacksonstevenson1237]

“It says all of this complicated shit but all I want is food in my life” school in a nutshell

[@esyavila2860]

Lol facts

[@michaelanelson5651]

So true.

[@danaepeters6019]

Taking the ACT/SAT before lunch be like

[@callmedotguyandthisismyalt6362]

400th like

[@jettfisher5313]

I read this right when he said it it literally blew my mind right when he started talking I red this. I’m just so amazed

[@Uberkilltoecheese]

25:12 that was the funniest descent into madness ive ever seen mustve replayed it 10 times and laughed hard every time

[@cybergecko6472]

I love how mark realizes that farming causes the robots and then still proceeds to make a bigger farm.

[@aniyilator]

If you've already eaten the poison, you might as well lick the plate

[@daethalion1725]

Watching Mark's mind get blown when he realizes the absolute power of gathering he has access to was a glorious, beautiful thing.

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

It gives off the same energy as Naofumi discovering exploring his new abilities while unlocking different shields

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@digstrememcdingus1463 who's that?

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 The protagonist of rising of the shield hero, best enjoyed blind. Its an isekai where four heroes are given special weapons to protect the world from a calamity

[@bencunningham7286]

"WE CAN TAKE A N Y T H I N G!!!!!" -Mark explaining "A Heist with Markiplier" for the first time

[@pikapika7936]

I do the same thing when I see fire in a game. "Does this fire hurt? (jumps into fire) OWCH... yep fire hurts"

[@fireboyhendrick3805]

Bob: "That's 100% Wade!" Me: It's literally just mini-Cratos

[@alexbowlin7044]

well, it depends, mostly on the weapon, and the man

[@the_new_guy]

Mark: I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER Also Mark: *Hits valuable components with sledgehammer*

[@minnie21434]

Oh come on, that's exactly what engineer's do🤣🤣🤣

[@aarepelaa1142]

Gotta make sure its durable.

[@ThreeGoddesses]

Percussive maintenance

[@bgasper7]

Oh oh I got a joke... You: doesn't understand that it's a damn game and in Marks own words, wouldn't be satisfying to play if it was exactly like reality

[@table2.0]

I respect your use of the new guy. Very cool

[@jay-xl1vd]

Mark: **makes a cross on accident** Cross: I am *indestructible*

[@dylanbrewer8605]

It was a grave marker for his engineer career.

[@ohno2687]

It was a grave mistake lol

[@cookiethecomodo5230]

damn right the cross is indestructible

[@keatonroether8883]

Wait until he figures out to click and drag

[@GAxelic]

@@keatonroether8883 he already does 25:30

[@mrmcmoustache9615]

Mark: discovers how to feed cow and get milk Mark 3 seconds later: covers the ground in corn

[@privatepoggers6817]

17:33 the believed sound of a caveman discovering fire for the first time

[@purifeid]

Wade: Oh there's a cow! Mark and Bob, both at the same time: KILL IT! lmfao love the gang

[@kevincampbell1018]

@1650 subs before Tomorrow yea no

[@goodmorning4498]

And ironicly one of his names is "Marki *moo* "

[@memecat2000]

Damn you must be really young

[@wyattwashburn8560]

“The Cow With Udders On It’s Head Exploded Into Confetti”

[@QH-173]

Those cow things are called Wocs.

[@joergenhj8492]

Quote of the century

[@adrienne5253]

I was thinking, "oh boy too bad I'm watching mark harvest wood instead of the cow thing"

[@urgae9125]

Fuck kind of mad libs were they playing

[@motordragon1975]

i just figured it out cow woc FUCK it’s enemy naming gone mad

[@kirishimasharkboi252]

Mark falls to see if there's fall damage loses half his health: MY SPINE! There's no fall damage guys

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I do believe that was the joke

[@Brainmelt427]

Ok

[@victoria0717]

"You need to stop latching onto the ship and start grabbing onto the dreams that are waiting for you out in the woods!" -Mark 2020

[@noorhaziqahsurayabintimhda7454]

Mark: "Wade come here and look at Bob at this angle" Me : laughs at how silly Bob's backpack looked while it's jiggling Also me: realizes that's not why they were laughing

[@DrillbeeAutomaton]

Asdfg me too, my first thought was his backpack xD

[@KarmaIsLily]

wait they weren't laughing at the backpack?

[@isky6541]

Lol yea, me too

[@ons1m598]

@@KarmaIsLily nope lol, it was.... something else that he looked like he was doing

[@faceless1434]

His backpack was jiggling?

[@Bob-vd9pq]

I love that they tought: Oh, there is only one timer for all crops, logically it’s counting down to them being ready for harvest

[@sorrenzz3610]

It's funny that what he thought was right. While a normal person would think the crops would be done growing at that time.

[@xkfx0129]

I mean, if it was about when they'd be ready, they'd have a timer individually

[@determinationterminal5692]

@@xkfx0129 make sense

[@Avetho]

When a more experienced player hears that, they snicker silently to themselves and enjoy the oncoming storm. Edit: Yep. Mark's engineer brain is in Megamind Mode.

[@Victoria4000]

@@tthung8668 why does the crop matter

[@cindylithium]

"I'm losing one health per second because of how thirsty I am" is a sentence I did not expect to hear today.

[@soljensen7667]

18:31 I love that Mark is incorporating the Korean that he's learned into his daily vernacular, it's good practice. If no one knew, he said "미하네요" which means "I'm sorry" He also says "알았어요" which means " I understand" at 19:15

[@shang2937]

Just imagining them in real life surviving in the wild just cracks me up

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

I think the first course of action would be disposing Wade. That would increase the chances of survival by a lot

[@FriskyD.]

@@bipstymcbipste5641 I bet wade would just die on his own, from drinking chemicals or confusing a tiger and a frog

[@mavendeo]

I would watch that movie.

[@shang2937]

@@mavendeo oh hell yeah same

[@ChilesChurlz]

“Could have been” Like you aren’t engineering my happiness

[@emlynselene1096]

See, this is how you do a wholesome comment. Also, very clever

[@Oogleyboogley55]

1650 subs before Tomorrow that’s not how you get subs

[@justsnake-man5503]

Robot: Warning unauthorized farming detected Mark: Oh-no Unauthorized farming detected Bob: Mark what did you do Wade: You shouldn`t farming Mark: Mark: UH-OH we got 9 hours remaining there coming Bob: Uh what? who`s coming Mark: ROBOTS

[@itzdoonesplatz9372]

Weird that ShUt Up -Bob 8:21

[@MARKOoo]

Mark: "Why do you have four buckets?" Me: "Why do you have five ovens?"

[@makhlukhidup2228]

lol

[@NoImDirty_D4n]

Lmao you right tho

[@makenzieleigh1365]

I AM A MANNNN WITH *FIVE* OVENS

[@makhlukhidup2228]

@@makenzieleigh1365 *"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS"*

[@megan00b8]

Now this MARKO dude, that's a real man of culture!

[@Grabnok]

"You can take anything." Imagine this in any context outside of the video game. Just a guy crazily rambling you can take anything as he tears apart a small shed with a claw hammer.

[@ZippyBobo]

7:42 foreshadowing to Wade drowning in the Forest.

[@majorphysics3669]

Every youtuber ever: "HUDUR DOES THIS FIRE HURT?" gets hurt "UGHIHOIGDSIOGH THE FIRE HURTS"

[@WhalesInTheClouds]

I never thought I'd have the opportunity to start a sentence this way, so thanks for that: Listen here, sonny. Back in my day, we weren't guaranteed interactive elements. You were lucky if your fire was in 3D. Sometimes it was just a sad 2D animation. We don't take our responsive environments for granted. *Waggles my granny cane.*

[@callmecas2879]

@@WhalesInTheClouds You tell 'em, Granny

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

What the what?

[@majorphysics3669]

@@WhalesInTheClouds alrighty then... I dont know how old you are, and you don't know how old I am, but most younger people really don't appreciate the "listen here young person" schtick. I grew up on those old video games btw... XD

[@WhalesInTheClouds]

@@majorphysics3669 That's fair. I did, as well, if only because when you're poor you don't tend to get the new stuff.

[@davemaniac]

Now that... was an illegal cliffhanger.

[@hayden.A0]

@@Scybot these spoilers are definitely appreciated -_-

[@JacobHollis96]

@@Scybot Thanks for the spoilers bro. -_-

[@Scybot]

@@hayden.A0 I mean technically not spoilers since the footage is already out there but sorry anyways

[@avelovesfrogs5402]

@@hayden.A0 Not his/her/their fault that you looked at the comments. Also replying to @Lightningstone2u

[@davemaniac]

What spoilers? Am I missing something?

[@StarlightSoda]

my favorite moment was when mark realized he could take more than a single block at a time, his expression was priceless starting at 25:00

[@evanherriges4042]

when he clicked and dragged to delete he made the most hilarious face

[@HerobrineGamin]

2:04 mom said its my turn with the calendar

[@JakeTheHuman1]

Lol All I ever needed in life was for Bob to say “fill me.”

[@Cameraman530]

The building in this game reminds me of those Lego sets

[@youtubemaniac9054]

Brick riggs is a lego game.

[@TTobiTobi_11]

When you try to make your own stuff with legos

[@spyfromtf2151]

I get the flashback about TF2....

[@dorianrobinette9712]

The cow with utters on its head has fallen into the Lego city river! *HEY!*

[@emilyforster1869]

When wade said there was a “lewd man calendar” I was secretly hoping mark would photoshop his “tasteful nudes” calendar over it lmao

[@foodworshiper2907]

I think we all were😂

[@Guile_The_Exile]

Lewd and nudes are 2 different things fam..

[@hoodoo1827]

@@Guile_The_Exile no. they aren't.

[@hoodoo1827]

@@Guile_The_Exile lewd is an adjective

[@maikdruffy96]

You can't photoshop a video IDIOT

[@SirTimidFlash]

Mark: He's really saucing something. Me: *Hiccups & giggles*

[@juliacornejo7802]

Mark: You´re laughing, NO ONE else is laughing Me: *laughing intensifies*

[@paradoxofmind]

Disturbing a man when he retreats to the forest to "refine his wood" is a bad time for everyone!

[@davemaniac]

Mark in Unus Annus: I'm not a masochist! Mark in Scrap Mechanic: Does fire hurt? He's not a masochist, he's just curious...

[@unmenschlich9444]

That's definitely the right word to describe mark. Curious. It's funny how he is always curious in the stupidest of ways. For example, your quote "does fire hurt?" . I wonder. Two seconds later R.I.P. Mark "Was curious if fire hurt"

[@green11ndy]

Masocurious

[@davemaniac]

@@unmenschlich9444 So true! That and basically everything from Unus Annus.

[@annbenson6802]

Definitely read that as Scrap Masochist at first

[@michaelobriain1493]

Testing the fall damage 👀

[@Fatman221]

Watching Mark learn the game on the fly and amazement on his face as he learned was amazing.

[@jessicablack]

I almost chocked on my poptart at the end "You can take any thing o.0"😂😂😂

[@jessicablack]

@ANDREW HAGUE strawberry🍓

[@fpcoutinho]

Wade: They have a nude man calendar here. Mark and Bob: a what?! *Sprint back to the crashed ship* Bob: Ohh, it's a Wade Calendar... Mark: I need to see, it's my turn!

[@ElliWoelfin]

Lewd, not nude

[@jaggerra7]

​@@ElliWoelfin The first time he said it, I thought he said rude. Rude men calendar😂. I was fascinated to see what they chose to use in depicting rude men. 🤣

[@alancollins6962]

Do more raft please I love it

[@MaleniaLi]

mark: *discovers he can take stuff apart* also mark: *proceeds to take apart everything*

[@olfersisapotato8970]

Well if you discovered it you would too.

[@ThePinkRubber]

I was surprised too! Especially when mark block some the walls and it completely gone! THE MECHANICS ARE INSANE

[@headlessreaper6375]

@@olfersisapotato8970 well you're not wrong

[@matthewgood5499]

Me in fallout 4 after discovering the Scrap mechanic

[@unmenschlich9444]

@Michael Li That's me in Minecraft once I get a few pickaxes and shovels.

[@crilywms24]

Mark: Oh a male calendar! Me: Interesting, interesting, interesting.

[@aj_814]

my new favorite thing is mark randomly throwing korean phrases in while he's talking

[@RubysWrath]

Mark: "I could have been an engineer!" Also Mark: Does nothing except garden while Bob builds an unholy wreck

[@pearmint308]

@Urazz mark-angry peasant

[@No-mm5nf]

I think the joke was that he was supposed to be a bio-medical engineer but stuck with youtube... I don’t know if people understand the joke...

[@pearmint308]

leunammE uihC no shit sherlock

[@nemeqis]

Bob: "I bet potatoes are food" Jack: *internal screaming*

[@phoenixflambe3319]

Meanwhile the thumbnail for the month is literally "waaaaaaaaah!!!!"

[@andyatkinson6749]

The thing is... potatoes are one of 3 things that you should be able to eat but can’t. The others are corn and meat.

[@shang2937]

I think you meant *the whole Irish country* most jack but *still*

[@koi-designs]

Makes it even better that your name is “very sensitive potato”

[@holyassasin0544]

No they are ammo.

[@xerilaun]

8:18-8:22 I laughed so hard at Bob's "Weird that- shut up "

[@SnuggelySnugglePuff_74]

Mark in a survival game about mechanicing stuff: *I CAN TAKE ANYTHING!*

[@irakanaya]

Bob: "I hope potatoes are food" *Jacksepticeye wants to know your location*

[@hunterjosey8009]

Every Irish person wants to know his location

[@johnrichard9022]

Potatoes are ammo

[@xlxlxravenxlxlx]

Oh my word. When you realized "you can take anything" I laughed so hard that my chest hurts. That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Thank you for making my quarantine a bit more enjoyable today 😁

[@foot252lucky8]

Same here👌

[@determinationterminal5692]

and it was in weird proportions

[@arthurdidner2660]

25:12 : 6 years old me realizing the restaurant I am in has an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[@Lily-kl5gp]

Both my parents are engineers. And then there’s me.

[@gcchairsitter]

Mark : "Yup that's tiny box tim he's back" Everyone : *we liked that*

[@loki4807]

LOKI will remember that

[@shellknight1323]

Mark: what if I- *plants Corn* Robots: *I see you have chosen death!*

[@limonlx7182]

You can't plant corn though..

[@PooDotStinkPants]

Bet Mark's glad he never became an engineer now.

[@Shuinon]

5:05 bob in the wild

[@YoZakuraStore]

I cant wait for the next episode when Bob and wade just have to live with the fact that mark was right🤣🤣🤣

[@little_kates]

Mark: I'm about to discover if there's fall damage. KZbin: Here's an add.

[@camerondon3712]

I happily didn't get any ads for once. Normally when I do, there about Raid: shadow legends, which I don't play, or pokemon, which I hate, or fortnite, which again, I hate. I know full well that I'll probably get shit for saying I hate pokemon, but I don't care. I'm fully entitled to my own opinion.

[@QuokkaWaka]

_"I'm about to discover if there is fall damage"_ *Ali-A theme starts playing*

[@anushkapandey8588]

*Add*

[@slplssgr]

Whered u get ur pfp? It looks alot like other peoples pictures I've seen. Like, identical

[@LuxofBones]

Same thing happened to me

[@cyberashe3463]

I love how bob and wade were like “we see cow murder cow eat cow” mark:”I’m gonna build a frickin house

[@lovewhatkind2.045]

The robot at 9:49 is me at 3 AM on my way to the *Beans*

[@0oSSSo0]

"YOuU CAN TAKE ANYTHING!!" Why does Mark say so many iconic lines?

[@Armund_Wolffe]

Because he himself is an icon 😂

[@thegeekywitch]

i was wheezing at that part. so good

[@mischake]

When he drag selects half the building xD

[@Varradas]

Because he is hilarious and we shall quote EVERYTHING he says

[@unmenschlich9444]

@Vinz De Castro Everything?

[@treeee3023]

Mark: “I’m going to take one for the team... I’m going to test if there is fall damage...” *jumps*... “AHHHH MY SPINE” *character takes fall damage and ragdolls* “THERES NO FALL DAMAGE”

[@javierfotine5803]

not funny, didn’t laugh

[@basedphilosopher]

WickedWeekend hah almost like we all watched the video

[@PentaromaLMA0]

@ILoveAss bruh

[@enterhere2948]

@@javierfotine5803 no one cares, no one asked.

[@pendragonqueen0956]

You guys are so bitter oh my gosh ?? Go eat some chocolate and be happy ??

[@opaiescents]

19:50 this is fucking hilarious, honestly character model glitches never get old

[@FirePhoenixZeta]

If it was Lixian's aim to give us all a guaranteed jumpscare around 12:45 ... He succeeded big time!

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

I love the look on Mark's face when he realizes it took them over twenty minutes to find and start the tutorial in the place they spawned, lmao

[@kat_rina113]

I was just about to comment the same thing! Hahahah

[@ons1m598]

you can bet it took them longer than that that's twenty minutes not including all of the bits they edited out o.O

[@zackchinzimriagripo9784]

Bob and Wade doing things in the ship: Mark in the crops: You can get anything! 😂

[@F4keG4mer]

I believe your profile pic belongs to Dani

[@hesus9916]

It's red dani

[@sienaneff3108]

“Mark, where’s your cow’s at?!” “I found a forest cow!!” Even if aliens existed they wouldn’t come here….

[@perfactkhaos6357]

Nobody: Bob: woah the tree really explodes into Oa-K 2:26

[@jasminemank1501]

Mark talking about the cow : "where is it's penis then." *Common sense -100*

[@tammyt3434]

Mark's guide to surviving in the wilderness. Step one; Just go ahead and designate your grave site. Get that out of the way. You're going to need it.

[@lumenjoslin4301]

"Why do you have 4 buckets?!?!" - the man who crafted 16 buckets

[@aetherfloats]

Mark: MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN WITH THE LEWD MEN CALENDAR

[@ghostlyspace2015]

Mark: Well I sure hope someone picks up the phone Bob: why? Mark: Cause I Freaking called it!

[@ethicalrobin4552]

Indubitably

[@yushakader4991]

Thanks, I’m taking this for regular life

[@duck6621]

i love how excited he got when he realized he could pick up anything he wanted

[@nicozico7490]

13:13 Hi it is me your local splatoon fan, That is used to kill squids.

[@ashleykappelman3451]

23:58 -- Mark: "You're laughing. No one else is laughing." Me: **cackling at my favorite dweebs in the world**

[@mathiasnavarron3322]

lol

[@TheAbsoluteMost4972]

XD same

[@flameofmage1099]

Same

[@eurusblue2022]

I love how they simultaneously said "what?" On the lewd man calendar-