I Could If I Wanted To (feat. Santino Fontana)

Written by Jack Dolgen
Greg:
Whoopty fricken doo. An A?
What's an A? It's just a letter on
A page meant to distract us
From the pain!
But it's not like any A can make
A difference in the day. Sure I
Could get an A if I wanted to get
An A. But who cares about an A?
I don't, I don't care. Although
I could have made that grade if
I did care. But I don't. But I could
If I wanted to.
Whoopty fricken doo. Look at
This guy in the red and blue
Striped tie. Making millions
Till he dies. Selling bonds and
Stocks to other guys in ties, who
Have millions with which to buy
A bunch of bonds of stocks
And ties.
I'd rather die, which I will
Eventually, of course. But in
The meantime, I could make
Millions selling stocks and bonds
And ties if I tried. But I don't.
But I could, but I don't. But
I could if I wanted to. Yeah.
Yeah I could if I want toooo.
Who cares.
Whoopty fricken doo. A happy
Dad, with his big dad calves and
His stupid baseball cap. And his
T-ball shirt and dumb ass son
Throwing a ball like it's sooo
Important to know how to throw
A ball. Whooptyfrickendoo.
Who cares about throwing a
Ball, or having a kid. It'll get you
Nowhere in life. Not like getting
Anywhere matters. Although I
Guess it does if you care, which
I don't. But I could. But I don't.
But I could if I wanted to. Yeah.
Whoopty fricken doo if I wanted
To. This song sucks. I could make
It if I wanted to. Yeah. Yeah I could
If I wanted to....