I Created The Ultimate Duck Out Of Pure Laziness

[@simplysundae8666]

Oh my God the nostalgia is actually killing me. I remember when I turned my duck into the champion and technically I was done, I felt empty. I missed my assassin duck :'(

[@guntherhasregrets1954]

i remember that all the boys in the class would compete with each other. during lunch we would arrange our desks next to each other and load the game from the very start, then train that duck like our lives depended on it. the one who finished the game first didnt get anything, he just stood up and cheered and we all did too- idk man it was fun as hell and there was this one guy who was the KING at this game, he would win almost every time, i was really proud when i beat him that one time

[@countess1unarz]

OMG- IKK!

[@Ed-zc5yt]

Yea I used ti spend all my time playing this game

[@Ed-zc5yt]

Lol did u pump ur duck with an unhealthy and definitely illegal amount of steroids too? 😂

[@pulsefel9210]

its fun to watch this game evolve where every addition is basically "how do we get DF to actually play the game"

[@C___________]

Good question

[@pisscontrol3755]

this game has been out for years tf you mean lmao

[@pulsefel9210]

@@pisscontrol3755 he's played it three times and each time has been different

[@pisscontrol3755]

@@pulsefel9210 yeah bc that's how game sequels work???

[@pulsefel9210]

@@pisscontrol3755 you really don't even listen to him when he says updates do you

[@forecasted7]

I cannot be the only one that absolutely loves this mans voice

[@landracet]

If markiplier has the voice of chocolate, df has "if coffee was a voice" the kind where you accidentally put in a little too much creamer, but of course you're gonna drink it anyways

[@fugo5464]

I adore it

[@thebread._]

You arent alone

[@Knobulon]

No homo

[@robertlightner1421]

Your not

[@havebestday8784]

Normal people who make a game: Normal fighting game. The people who made this: duck=war machine

[@thehackerboy200]

I used to play this game and I totally agree

[@TheMadMadCat]

@@thehackerboy200 lol

[@stillepicddt684]

@Vortex Duck life: Adventure exists too and it makes your duck have a r o c k e t

[@darklorddragon3365]

I AGREE ALPHA THIS GAME NEEDS A WAR MACHINE

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

It's more like war machine=duck...

[@Jinx_Cats]

Proof DF is actually human. HE ITCHES HIS FACE

[@Haydunk]

Scratches?

[@kalibisaboss7232]

U have been found

[@loganthesaint]

His face was scratchy.

[@verianlewolf2417]

bruh, hes obviously fooling us, this is a lie to make us think he's human, he's never done any human things before after all

[@ForeverSus]

He’s.. He’s.. *Evolving*

[@JoshuaOdionson]

Why does this feel like something that Code Bullet would come up with?

[@based1195]

HELL YEAH IT DOES - Code Bullet

[@tapsilogatlugaw8223]

When i saw this vid i thought that code bullet will make a cod to auto do training

[@ifsaitamafacegetsyouageblo7198]

They're dangerously similar,CB is just more of a comedy coding channel and this one is comedy mixed with comfortable laziness

[@davidgaminggallegos7674]

Don’t talk about cb because def will find a way to break it and profit

[@annparungao3380]

He is code gun

[@CheckTMOW]

So I guess we’re gonna take those five hundred thousand coins and spend them on...

[@TheMadMadCat]

I bet more steroids!

[@barnabasrusnak9616]

coffee

[@platinumxyminecraft7457]

Both at the same time

[@sssamson1768]

Steroids

[@noelmuller2999]

Hockers n Kokain

[@artomaton776]

I remember playing all the duck life games in primary school, maxing out all my ducks through grinding and sheer force of will. Good times

[@Sunisway]

Its hard to pinpoint what makes everyone come back to these videos but in the end it sure is entertaining.

[@alyl.9430]

It's DF. We're just here for DF.

[@ConfidentBat]

@@alyl.9430 Couldn't agree more

[@mvphantom]

@@alyl.9430 y e s

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Ain't that the truth brother... ain't that the truth...

[@gferrol118]

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man running the stand: "Hey! DF is using me as a slave to race for his own amusement!"

[@frenchfry074]

WTF XD

[@m0nd4y41]

This is glorious

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Do you actually think DF is so incompetent that he would let his slave duck escape?

[@ethanjbainer9346]

“Torture with evolution” yep glad I clicked this video

[@brookenash8729]

Same.

[@isaacellis9751]

Penguin

[@NStripleseven]

Seems legit

[@freddysimon7617]

This physically pains me to watch, why do I continue?

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

How else would you torture something?

[@pgboxerm2977]

We love forcing ducks to become the perfect murder machines

[@Ice-qe3jo]

Murder is the solution to all problems

[@KainaX122]

Don’t forget the Nightmare Fuel

[@Mas-cm6cy]

duck life battle

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

I don't know about others, but I agree...

[@susanwilson6815]

“I wonder if he has life insurance” -DF 2021

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Probably not...

[@funnifunnifunni]

"there's more leg than duck" that's when you know he never skips leg day

[@zombieblaster5754]

"im not one for feeding my animals but if they can make me some money its probably a good idea" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

I have to agree... I mean... why else would I feed my pets?

[@raptorofwar4415]

DF really just brute-forces his way through everything, huh.

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Brute force is the only true way to beat a game...

[@MDeVivo66]

“Train less and do more steroids”. My new favorite DF quote

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

It's a great quote, not gonna lie...

[@mohammednajl5950]

When you realize there is troupe master Grimms theme in here

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Arguably the best music from hollow knight.

[@blueyimmit8897]

me when i hear grimm's theme: *happy noises*

[@Saddsol]

I'm assuming you mean troupe leader grimm because I'm obsessed with hollow knight

[@awesomesaucew]

Happy noises indeed

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

Every episode of DF i watch, the more i learn of how much a weeb he is with the random music.

[@dogeteam2235]

the editor is the weeb... but yeah

[@theshinobii3031]

The Naruto music

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

That's not a bad thing though... lol

[@Sugar.Sapling]

I love the way this man says "Steroids" instead of "Seeds" 🤣

[@landracet]

14:30, grimm troupe, nice choice.

[@awesomesaucew]

Troupe master duck now

[@captainfour]

The yellow seed actually gives you more energy than the purple if you spend the same amount it just takes longer.

[@RiseAbovePride]

I haven’t played Duck Life in like 10 years

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Then go and play it... it's a fun game.

[@chainjail4834]

15:10 the dev make sure you feel like a winner at the end 👏

[@robertlightner1421]

I like how when he got to the last guy he added hollow knight music

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

It's great music not gonna lie...

[@awesomesaucew]

Knight mare king duck

[@awesomesaucew]

Or troupe master duck

[@joshuapotter6778]

Secretly df is playing this for the nostalgic times

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

I mean, that's probably the only reason I would play the game nowadays as well...

[@joshuahenley9181]

12:37 was the most gorgeously subtle younger Toguro reference I’ve ever seen

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

What in the world is younger Toguro

[@drchromatic]

“My face was itchy” Wait.. DF is actually a person

[@drchromatic]

@Jamison Dougall you missed the joke

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

He could be a cat...

[@cqssldy]

I've been sick for almost a month now and you're videos are the only thing keeping me sane right now. Ive gotten two covid tests and can't leave my house so i've just been binging your videos, even some of your old stardew valley ones!

[@TheChunkyTortoise]

Do is the best type of tuber he doesn’t try to develop any skills in the games instead he just grinds to the point where he doesn’t need to be skilled and is just so op nothing can stop him

[@TheRogueVandil]

Not even 10 seconds in and I can see this is going to go well (for us at least)

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

True...

[@neqisus]

I played this game a lot when i was younger, thanks for make me remenber this game that was forgeted in my mind :)

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

+1

[@s900o3]

Alt title: playing duck life the right way

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Seems legit...

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

I thank you for breaking this game. Everyone use to play it in elementary school so I enjoy watching it

[@messyhawk18]

The humor is twice as good with his voice

[@schlock_konn]

Day 46 of asking DF to play GregTech: New Horizons. You can create the ultimate factory out of pure masochism.

[@josim9244]

Yes!

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Holy flip... Are ya still asking... I mean, it's been 6 months, and I don't think he's played it yet...

[@Lejih]

man I miss these old flash games hahaha

[@combinationcubing8932]

Fun fact. In duck life if you go to far ahead you cannot die unless you go backwards. In swimming

[@susanna6462]

I wish Duck life made more of these games. This brings back so many memories

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

It does bring back glorious memories doesn't it.

[@xavmanisdabestest]

The races are literally 2d chao garden races from sonic adventure 2. Both the courses and mechanics lol. Kinda cool honestly

[@xavieroliver1912]

Yeah i noticed it at the first flying race. Too bad you can't send the little idiots to school to learn guitar and buy them exotic fruit on the black market.

[@xavmanisdabestest]

@@xavieroliver1912 no choa abuse to get them to turn evil then sending them to hell for them to bully our choas. That mini game was surprisingly deep

[@lastofthestarmakers]

The YYH reference is gold

[@dailyquestgoal2953]

Someone else noticed that? Sweet...

[@callmekavan5420]

Dude it's the middle of the night if you think I'm going to watch you raise a duck you're absolutely right.

[@tgf2586]

I love how soft spoken he is

[@5cats_cats_are_great867]

I love it how calm he is, but he is so mean to his duck

[@Kallusions]

DF your finaly verified i was with u since 140k good job

[@Fox.59]

Am I the only one that uses his videos to fall asleep? His voice is so calming, but his content is so chaotic

[@professormuddles473]

You know the editing is good if you think it's part of the game

[@angeltheahitsmuglord7310]

Soul master's theme:*plays* The duck's: *why do I hear boss music?*

[@idfrigginkman]

I'm a simple man, you use Hollow Knight music for the finale, I like the video

[@KKloeps]

Me: I go to bed at 9pm tonight Me: *at 1 am* haha duck

[@olly]

Duck Life 1 2 3 and 4 were literally my childhood

[@dhanurgera7231]

That 1 second of "you say run" at 2:54. Hilarious

[@ceratoraptorthedestroyer]

¨but evolution and suffering are basically the same thing¨ I felt that

[@roykalager2360]

Yes kingdom hearts reference and every time I close my eyes reference

[@corrinvondrachen1097]

Mmm...I'm loving that Hollow Knight music in the background.

[@awesomesaucew]

Ik troupe master duck is the hardest boss

[@kinzietheostrichman]

Everyone: I'm good at video games Me and DF: 11:34

[@Haydunk]

Great to see a BC boy thriving on KZbin! Keep it up :)

[@johannesjacobs2767]

He didn't even use the energy break

[@luxhor4829]

Lol the last race had grimm troupe theme from hollow knight

[@eklipse3574]

"Posted 1 min ago" *Clicks hastily*

[@retrorigidity5096]

It was 11 seconds ago for me :v

[@NoroiNekoBitsy]

It was 30mins for me

[@blindphantom631]

Geez for me every time you upload it's 11:00 p.m. for me man I love staying up just to watch dangerously funny 😂

[@thebluetoothspeaker]

that moment when grimm's theme plays during the final race

[@blacknexus1852]

Duck with keyblade

[@paulascholdei8806]

11:32 idk man. If there one thing I learned in all of DFs videos then it's that he's a very skilled and intelligent man

[@jev_the_bird_of_chaos]

14:16 nightmare intensifies

[@susnuts4781]

I needed this to help me sleep your voice is so calming I wish I was ur friend I would call you every day

[@abdulrafibuat5988]

Ahhh yes another memory unlocked. I missed this game

[@bracoeth]

It's actually more efficient if you buy the cheap seeds instead of the expensive seeds.

[@goatgang6461]

I love that he uses Hollow Knight music

[@synchrolord]

Man your so much fun to watch

[@palchumfriend4887]

wow i did not expect to see domo kun today.

[@sampletext5959]

I remember when I picked the Bird so I could fly pretty much all the way to the finish line. Honestly, made me feel bad for the competition.

[@Aladite]

You turned a green man duck climbing a wall into into something cursed I like it

[@fefek1]

As a kid I once beat the game 3 times as 3 out of the 4 ducks in the time span of 2 days, no idea how.

[@hairyduckyyt6382]

"you want 500,000 dollars worth of steroids?" i cant stop laughing from that

[@gamedayeveryday4062]

It blew my mind when I figured out you could use arrow keys in the running training

[@tabsiguess4640]

DF has the voice and mannerisms of a kid’s TV character, but the mind of a TF2 merc

[@the_luckiest_charm]

Bro i love this game. You always gotta choose the water duck because it's an 🅰️🅱️🅾️Ⓜ️ℹ️N🅰️Tℹ️🅾️N

[@Anzorious]

How dare you say that to my favorite duck

[@NStripleseven]

I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@mac_bomber3521]

@@NStripleseven *l* *o* *l*

[@echovoyd978]

i would be more mad if i didnt completely agree with you. water duck is the best abomination, though

[@kaliwatson3948]

First the radience, now grimm's theme? Is he hinting at a hollow knight playthrough?

[@awesomesaucew]

Troupe master duck

[@XMako.]

Ah yes.. laziness strikes again.. with maybe 17 hour of pain

[@luci.1140]

What I did for all the duck games during the running training is let them immediately die and spam respawn and repeat. It worked for me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@iss_rey5045]

Ahh yes, nightmare king duck, the hardest boss in the game next to absolute duck and pure duck. he’s no match for hollow duck at the end there tho

[@awesomesaucew]

Gruz duck is just easy

[@thecouncilofprotection]

You had the perfect opportunity to name your duck "Kars"

[@Not_Aerodynamic]

Great choice for music in the final race

[@PoppiQTPi]

GRIMM THEME LETS GOOOOOOO

[@pauljs75]

Basically the modern equivalent of a controller with "turbo" button on some 8-bit console... ACHIEVE TOTAL DOMINANCE!

[@cutecutebethoven]

so nostalgic and i love these kinds of videos!

[@lil_crusty]

why is his voice so *CALMING* !?!??

[@spapeztheoctopus3249]

I like that he doesn’t notice the casual glitch

[@hriotcthulhu3958]

Fun fact! Df is the personification of being calm and quiet while still on enough caffeine to wake the dead.

[@highchaplainerebus]

THE GRIMM THEME FITS THE FINAL RACE SO WELL LOL

[@awesomesaucew]

Troupe master duck

[@Xrnius]

That kingdom hearts reference though.

[@That_OneGuy103]

I heard torture and evolution and I knew I was gonna love this vid😁😁😁

[@spooderman6312]

i wonder what drugs they took when developing this game

[@havebestday8784]

I think it was meth

[@WaaWaainnitbruv]

Duck tails

[@havebestday8784]

@@WaaWaainnitbruv lol

[@anacat3400]

This unlocked MEMORIES I FORGOT I HAD

[@ghostsquee6328]

God I hated playing the swimming in the cave minigame lmao

[@birdman9062]

that naruto music got me weak

[@dolphin435]

Ahh, the nostalgia

[@heatherk1842]

I was so lazy but I always wanted the most maxed out duck as quick as possible so I would tape the space bar down (I think it was the space bar) and then I would just click to reset when I inevitably died. It was great I loved these games so much, I also made my cousin do the training for me one time. But duck life 3 was definitely the best one.