I DESPISE Food Tie-In Products

[@June-413]

unfortunately the cowards at subway will never make a spyro promotion

[@Mordecrox]

The bridge is already burned with Jared might as well embrace the meme

[@PussInBoot414]

cursed baguette...with brown "sauce"

[@otherverge]

I like how as soon as this went up, Xbox is having a livestream RIGHT NOW about their XBOX THEMED IHOP MENU. I SHIT YOU NOT.

[@PussInBoot414]

I shit thee nay!

[@xNytus]

Red Vox meal: - anus shaped bagel filled with strawberry sauce (blood bagel) -a small roasted chicken ( toaster pidgeon) -a cup of coke (kerosene album cover idk )

[@ScurrilousSpades]

In The Garden Salad (generic salad) Pale Blue Dot (one single blueberry on a plate)

[@gordon13344]

Atom Bomb (a burger with the mildest hot sauce) Vomit in the ball pit (sprite)

[@Paakkus_miikunainen]

Memento Mori (stale breadcrumbs)

[@bulkypigeon]

@@ScurrilousSpades As Long as I can Dream - Grenadine and Shepards Pie Okay the pale blue dot one made me laugh.

[@97aves]

Choking on the Sprite™

[@woos057]

the censor is working overtime in this one

[@HeadBodyMasterPersonal]

"There's gonna be a lot of pausing" Every Mike stream in a nutshell

[@lotto77102]

I'm halfway into the video and mike hasn't even made it to 2 minutes in the video he's watching. Excellent.

[@Strangely_Epic]

gaydalf and his boyfriend are so based

[@LSA30]

Cum, you goons!

[@nostalgiamationstudios8649]

I think Jabroni Mike and Seeker of the Lost should do a collaboration someday It’s the Ultimate Crossover we need

[@NixityNullt]

The worst part about the xmen icecream one is that THEY HAVE AN ICE THEMED X MAN AND THEY STILL CHOSE TO USE WOLVERINE AND STORM

[@Iamafishproductions]

I mean, if the entire X-men franchise can't be bothered to utilize Iceman, what hope does Baskin Robbins have?

[@Peannlui]

Isn't Storm able to create an icy blizzard? Isnt Wolverine Canadian? THE THEMES MIGHT BE THERE.

[@GrayD_Fox]

Use the guy only nerds know about, or use the two most popular characters even your parents know? Im sorry man, but these executives care about selling shit to the masses, not actual fans.

[@wesshiflet2214]

mike, statistically most consumers are morons, they’d absolutely be influenced by being reminded movie exists as they order burger

I unironically like the video about the tie-in movie foods cause it's basically a case of watching too much television in the 2000s (habit of mine), but Mike's malding about them ramps it up to 12 😂

[@Nukle0n]

considering the most recent US election i've never agreed with you more.

[@P2T2Films]

Yes, never underestimate the stupidity of the average American consumer.

[@TruaxVoiceover]

The Jabroni Mike collab meal with Olive Garden

[@natnat9359]

It's just alfredo sauce

[@Iamafishproductions]

Alfredo and broccoli paired with the reddest of red wines.

[@lagartijamuerta]

cum soup yummy

[@GrayD_Fox]

@@natnat9359I was going to say

[@subparlario4916]

mike is great but I especially enjoy superintendent chalmers's silent judging in the top right corner throughout this entire video

[@GrayD_Fox]

“Mike has a history of yelling at breakfast” This is why we love the mad man

[@TheSyliman]

Watch as our Crimson Monarch's hue reddens in real time

[@Boney9551]

What you aren’t about to hear WASNT streamed live at twitch.tv/Jabroni_Mike

[@itisamystery1503]

no.... this cant be!

[@Slurpgerk]

Introducing: "The Machinist" Meal (It's an empty plate with a glass full of benadryls)

[@Iamafishproductions]

"Trevor, if you were any thinner, you wouldn't exist. Just looking at your chest is making me hungry for a plate of baby back ribs, slow-cooked and smoked in-house in your choice of three flavors: House BBQ, Texas Dry Rub, or Honey-Chipotle."

[@conelybiscuit4985]

comes with severed arm entrée

[@projectonyx6491]

"this is bad for my blood pressure" the fact he ISN'T joking is a little sad

[@Salutaris-91]

I can't believe you didn't include Radagast red velvet pancake puppies.

[@MagicalManFromMars]

Especially since that's the one that's stuck around multiple streams later

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

THEY HAVE BEEN PLAYING US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

[@UnintelligibleYT]

Mike diving in detail into the realism of the Wolverine Icecream is legitimately insane. I love him for it.

[@lemonlimejello]

Jabroni Mike Full Meals

[@Homunculus97]

Can't wait for the inevitable Jack in a Box's collab with Lars Von Triers "The House that Jack built"

[@cartoonhead9222]

The Sherlock Holmes tie in should be a 7% solution of cocaine

[@itisamystery1503]

delighted imagining wolverine being propositioned by some corporate tool to invent an ice cream flavor

[@Peannlui]

'Snikt Bub(blegum) flavour'

[@GrayD_Fox]

I remember having the horton hears a who pancakes as a kid and barely finishing it. Even as a kid, that was too much fucking sugar.

[@mayh3xx]

12:30 "It induces thoughts of the industrial revolution and its consequences." Mike is so right.

[@ircluzar]

very good edit. would love to see more highlights vids like that

[@traxter2001]

4:27 I like how Mike calls the KZbinr “Secret of the Lust” instead of “Secret of the Lost” lol

[@ruvven3499]

not enough Hell's Kitchen waterphone sound effects in this video

[@shoobeydoobey]

i love mike yelling about breakfast

[@blaqkbeard]

engagement comment for youtube algo

[@WollyWoppers]

Jabroni Mike DORCELESS Streams

[@MaxxyBee]

peak jabronius content

[@ningata2983]

It's such a shame KZbin hates Mike, becusse this is a REALLY well edited video.

[@PregnantAdamSandler]

the opening is cut like a fucking kitchen nightmares episode

[@DrErikNefarious]

I can't speak for all of it, but the Little Caesars Batman Pizza/Calzone thing and the Denny's Beetlejuice burger were both pretty legit.

[@gadgetlabs3230]

i like how with other channels a video usually goes by faster when it's edited down but here the edit is somehow still longer than the video he's reacting to (he's been on the girl getting a selfie with the cardboard cutout for the entire duration of me writing this comment)

[@Nolie_CaNolie]

Honestly, if subways had a promotion and had a human centipede footlong meal combo, I’d get two of my worst enemies to try it, after me of course.

[@WiiBobby]

Let’s face it: breakfast is ruined.

[@Kola25_97]

Wut da hill.

[@Galvatron102]

Let's be honest: Breakfast was never good.

[@Kola25_97]

You may also remember a "Very Special Episode of Mike" where he yelled at Doritos.

[@rusticrexl]

I love when he gets red

[@MasterSquirrel993]

Having seen the iHop Sonic Menu highlight beforehand, I didn't really get Mike's level of vitriol towards tie-in promotions from that example alone. Then I saw Sherlock 7-11 Taquitos, and I understood completely.

[@saltymeister1631]

7:34 yeah but you know what mutant ACTUALLY has something to do with Ice Cream? Soft Serve.

[@PoyoDesuka]

As someone who has A.D.D. and is unaffected by advertising attempts, I can relate strongly with Mike's bewilderment. It's only to save on advertising budget I guess.

[@OniBoy02]

They should've called the sandwiches Shazamwiches.

[@bloodyidit4506]

imagine if presidential candidates got promotions at mcdonalds like kanye west or whoever that one guy was

[@HoloCatHead]

Schindler's List at Burger King, Come try our new gas fried meat

[@clausluger4570]

FULLY KOSHER 😜

[@venom_1072]

Wait why did I just notice the pizza face thing in the background like I got my crocheted one right next to me but is someone actually out there making little plushies and stealing my customers

[@CDRNonsense]

Take a shot every time you hear the “ahh~” sound effect in this vid :)

[@ViitheDemon]

RIP my insides

[@ezraf.7759]

Unfortunately the Krabby Patty spongebob thing with Wendy's came about 15-20 years too late, it's one of the few tie-ins that'd actually make some sense for a burger joint to pick up. But the only people who watch what vaguely resembles the cult classic anymore can't walk and chew gum at the same time. We were so spoiled by all the Shrek 2 green dye themed foods in the 2000s and now nothing else lives up to it. There was a novelty to it back then kinda, but I also just liked shitting green apparently. The shamrock shakes were never as good at the "shrek" shakes McDonald's had for a good while.

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

"loosely"

[@JLMetak]

Yo, an EarthBound 64 Boney plush?!

[@Tweelus]

yeah cool

[@uhskew]

this is just anime cafe but western cinema

[@TheRealMattKronik]

The guys that come up with these tie-ins make $200k a year, never worry about choosing between baby formula or fixing the car, making rent, if they can afford going to the doctor, any of the shit people who have to make the food and serve it to us plebs have to worry about.

[@FatalKitsune]

The amount of censoring the editor had to do is wild.

[@Life4Nintendo]

16:17 You think these people READ?

[@tontocorazon]

This man has never been so right

[@artoodiitoo]

Where's blood bagels?

[@xotekissu9938]

Where's the warrens episode, Mike

[@NoranatomySresschivell]

Cool

[@MrL2342]

Clearly, you haven't got a clue

[@thev2ify]

Bro calm down