I did a DNA test and turns out I'm 5.7%...

Disguised Toast takes a DNA Test to unravel his ancestry...
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[@skittlespiex3]

5.7% Korean Lily: we are not remotely related 0.4% filipino Rae & mykull: PINOY BRETHREN!!

[@abramrexjoaquin7513]

5.7% Korean Oppa Toast

[@tortillachips3911]

😂😂😂

[@AlvaraWendell]

That's just how Filipinos are. They be just that friendly. 😆

[@neverg0nnag1vey0uup]

*Family*

[@jelly21_]

trueee lmao

[@benzabeast]

"the problem with being a racist is sometimes you don't know what race you are exactly and you don't know which race to be racist to" 💀💀💀

[@pmdoublet1948]

my new favorite toast quote

[@mooncake387]

🤣this is true, theres that neonazi who found out they have black dna

[@pepsimax3444]

metaphor about all the racists in america.

[@Homerak]

@@pepsimax3444 In America specifically and nowhere else.

[@shadidmosharraf3033]

simple, be racist to everyone equality

[@hishot1078]

Your Chinese location said Liaoning. One of the region where Koreans lived since ancient time. So it may be natural to have some portion as it is spread throughout population. I do see many Chinese people have some portion of Korean blood, and often involving Liaoning & Shandong.

[@nucleardog6675]

I just googled Liaoning and man it is really close to north korea

[@hishot1078]

@@nucleardog6675 There is also a theory that all three kingdoms of Korea didn't start at all within the Korean Peninsula. For example, based on solar eclipse records, early Silla started in Southern China then moved its capital to Korea at late Silla.

[@jeffrey2326]

@@hishot1078 that reminds me of a Vietnamese legend

[@hishot1078]

@@jeffrey2326 It's not actually a "legend". There are a lot of scientific studies regarding this. Dong Yi dynasties (I don't really classify as simply Koreanic) were kicked out from east China only after the fall of Yuan and rise of Ming & Joseon.

[@hishot1078]

@@jeffrey2326 Ancient Chinese considered Yellow "River" is identical to Yellow "Sea". "River" and "Sea" had same meaning, and this is well explained in 集解. 海一作河 間一作聞 排一作批 etc. 海一作河 means Sea = River. So whenever you read "sea" in Chinese history books, you have to think it as "river", specifically "Yellow River". This is why they are creating discrepancy when making ancient kingdoms map.

[@S4ND55]

"Y'know Lily-" 10:55 Her avatar's face though

[@wongcayven9893]

"You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAO Lily got him good there

[@user-xq6cn3xx3e]

@serdy ximi but it was Lily? lol

[@sliver3703]

@@user-xq6cn3xx3e no

[@user-xq6cn3xx3e]

@@sliver3703 Lily makes the joke 12:10 - 12:13

[@itsytyt5192]

Ghhgl

[@chickenricenation]

lily lowkey pulled out an uno reverse

[@ethan073]

I was expecting “I always knew Michael and I have a lot in common: our intelligence, sense of humor… our mutual appreciation for harassing Lily” 😂

[@AxxLAfriku]

You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear etahn

[@blk-2150]

Haha

[@sexytsl373]

Lol

[@pagonggong]

But Michael is the one being harassed by Lily. 🥺

[@singingwithbecca]

I LOVE MICHAEL AND LILY THEY ARE SO CUTEEE

[@Katiee_s]

Toast- “It’s okay, I’m 5.7% Korean.” Me- “I’m 5.7% offended.” Lol all jokes 😂

[@Otinashi]

"You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" She's got you there

[@JecIsBec]

Chat: "gosh toast is walking such a fine line here" Toast: "I am a racist" "I am the superior sex" "Maybe this is why I'm a dictator"

[@marcioalbertovidal5102]

I wanted to drop a like but its 69

[@tuhindas4134]

@@marcioalbertovidal5102 come back you can like now

[@marcioalbertovidal5102]

Thanks for reminding me

[@tuhindas4134]

@@marcioalbertovidal5102 no problem.

[@1angel1.]

999 likes

[@ashleyanderson6615]

“You’re only allowed to be 5.7 percent offended” hahaha I love lily

[@TheTophatGuy]

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[@PaperPleezy]

@@TheTophatGuy ..

[@watchf]

@@TheTophatGuy …

[@idk-zi3gw]

@@TheTophatGuy ...

[@dhshhehdh3603]

@@TheTophatGuy ….

[@kronkmcnasty4064]

Your chat with Lily was fucking hilarious. The whole video was super funny.

[@annejia5382]

Lily's "i'm five days older than you" to Toast reminds me of Leeteuk and Heechul 🤣💙

[@blondedegg]

i feel like to anyone who hasn't watched toast in a while they're probably going to be really confused by the intro💀

[@snoozy7467]

Ong 😭😭😭

[@goldenexperiencerequiem4501]

I don’t get it can you explain?

[@athenskrg5451]

Me

[@tiorhusky2342]

thats me why tf is he racist again

[@shogun3317]

@@lzyizyy6020 explain why tho lmao

[@bigstanko7391]

I like how he blames his Korean heritage for making him a dictator, and not his 94% CHINESE heritage

[@pingpong3311]

Xi Jinping isn't any better than Kim Jong-Un.

[@Askhat08]

@@pingpong3311 Yes he is.

[@whoiskizuki.]

-9999999999999999999999999 Social Credit

[@aburriiiiiiiiiiido]

I mean to be honest Chinese haven't been really that bad, considering that they made huge advancements for their society in the last 50 years. From a 3rd word country to the second best economic power in the world. SOME OF their decisions are fked up but most of them benefit the economy as a whole.

[@sethgaming2002]

@@aburriiiiiiiiiiido pretty sure the economy flourished is because chinese people were allowed to trade. Its not the government who made china rich its the people who worked that made china rich. Since dictators in the past wouldnt allow foreign trades in the country

[@imtotallynathan7564]

Some idiot called me racist to Mexico/Mexican yet I'm Mexican The entire school labeled me a racist even though I just said "based on what I've heard on what goes on in Mexico I would not want to live there" This was in 6th grade

[@twitter.comelomhycy]

Crazy, and you were a smorr 6th Grader

[@locutusvonborg2k3]

the energy from rae and michael when hearing the news is awesome. lily could learn from that xD

[@bennju]

"you're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAOOOO

[@roshnimukherjee1343]

🤣🤣

[@planktongunslinger5730]

Lmaooo

[@helloyoungme]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chairofthebored]

The way Mykull and Rae immediately welcomed him for that fraction of a percent while Lily tried her best to gatekeep 😂

[@silverhawkroman]

I can't believe Lily lost in this debate

[@Lutzifalilia]

Thats just Lily for you.

[@diggerpy]

Its understandable since its the most racist race

[@JSharpie]

I'd like to say that when I took this test. I had Chinese and Korean listed. 5-6 years later. it got updated like 4-5 times. My results is now 100% Japanese. So who know, your may change over time too.

[@justjj21]

Mine too, it now says 100% Northern Chinese whereas it was like 6 different things before including Chinese, Korean, Manchurian/ Mongolian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian, and Siberian. But I think it is because 23andme lacks enough Asian DNA so it will probably change more.

[@irishgrl]

I’m happy to report that I stumbled across this a year after you made it & it’s still UP! It’s also fularious! 😂

[@Brandon-up6yd]

“What do Koreans like to do”😂😂😂 toast really going into his 5.7% Korean background 😂

[@ITSME-sp5up]

Why am I not surprised

[@moist__gaming]

peter griffin lol

[@dchung00]

once korean always korean

[@smt4818]

I’m a Korean and we are very smart

[@o5maelim]

@@ITSME-sp5up i know he's chinese but i can see korean in him

[@arafzahin6724]

“We all know i am a huge racist” 0-100 intro real quick

[@arafzahin6724]

^I did. Not subbing though

[@CaveMan_Ray]

“Well actually I have a friend who is” is never a good way to go

[@tommydavidson4608]

14:55 pro gamer move, pulled the reverse uno card on her lol

[@GodKnowsWhatIsInHere]

Lily trying to argue against calling Toast "oppa", yet never mentions that "oppa" isn't just used for older brothers.

[@CloudedSeoul]

I just say Hyung Nim to my older cousin's, never said oppa to one.

[@simonpangan7470]

just add the "i" at the end

[@changbinmybeloved]

@@CloudedSeoul of course if you're a male😂 It's gonna be kinda weird if a female use hyung instead of oppa

[@Victoria-eq2il]

@@changbinmybeloved bruhhh that flew past your head 🤣 Oppa is also used in a romantic relationship as well

[@sharonwon5229]

oppa is used for females calling older males and hyung is used for males calling older males

[@doctorcdub2413]

“Who is Shang and why am I from his Dong?” Bro that killed me way more than it should have 💀

[@hunter_hiebert]

16:14 “So I would like you to apologize…” You’re only getting 0.4% of an apology. EDIT: Should have watched further before making that joke 😅 Stole Lily’s thunder

[@twitter.comelomhycy]

Aye

[@lesterreyes183]

"You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" -Lilypichu well done Lily!! :D

[@TheDailyEgg]

I hope no one takes Toast's banter too seriously lol

[@SaraSong-mw3zm]

its honestly a miracle on how twitter hasn't found a way to cancel him yet XD as far as I know lol

[@wongcayven9893]

@@SaraSong-mw3zm They have tried many times, but Toast doesn't give a shit so they couldn't really do anything

[@tuvillo]

@@SaraSong-mw3zm You can’t cancel him, that’s racist.

[@Wolta]

@@SaraSong-mw3zm The joke is that they did try to do it. But the actual joke is twitter.

[@zhamu4822]

@@SaraSong-mw3zm they tried once,, and it was ALMOST successful… but toast made a whole like,, word file or something basically saying “ur wrong. Im funny. U stupid.” And everyone was like “toast pog. Cancellation invalid.”

[@duelistAKI]

Toast is 0.4% Pinoy?! *Philippine flag proudly sways in the background*

[@uwuben]

Thats how you summon the pinoys

[@andreneria1850]

That's how great Toast is

[@bruh.2526]

Cringe

[@jairosolutan1045]

@@uwuben Kamusta paano ako napunta dito? Hahahaha

[@y0sef61]

@Reuben Au You are goddam right

[@ArkaZo0609]

Her face of concern makes me chuckle

[@misosoup8030]

Very interesting. 👍🏼But loved the last discussion with Lily. 💜 So funny. (btw, new to your channel). 😂

[@Asawisemansaid]

Used to think I was half German Jewish, took a DNA test and found out I was half Puerto Rican instead. Mom had some splaining to do.

[@LeNoLi.]

What does your dad think

[@Asawisemansaid]

@@LeNoLi. doesn't matter, haven't spoken to him in years.

[@avaritia1522]

@@Asawisemansaid oh mate 💀💀💀💀💀

[@shadebinder3599]

My brother took a Dna test. Turns out we were as thought 99.8 percent Ashkenazic jews lol

[@emnemschannel]

Ohhh man. I am a sperm Donor baby, I was really hoping I would have some kind of surprising SOMETHING. Nope, 99.9% white. 0.1% Ashkanazi Jewish. Lol

[@thatoneguy8304]

You took a DNA test to see which races you could and couldn't be racist to?... Honestly that's a funny idea to me, love your vids they're always funny✨

[@unknownbutknown332]

But hopefully u know that that's what's wrong with the world these days

[@TheReal_GigaChad]

I've now read that 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say

[@arnold3065]

@@TheReal_GigaChad 12 seconds ago but same

[@GustavRex]

@@TheReal_GigaChad Do you not speak English?

[@GustavRex]

@@unknownbutknown332 What are you on about? It's a joke 💀

[@savannahmetzger3069]

I NEED to know where you got your shirt! I love it!

[@asktoseducemiss434]

I love lily. She always makes toast's content better. She is like the cinnamon sugar part of his toast content.

[@--6487]

okay but real talk, it is so interesting listening to toast talk about his family's history

[@Hentyify]

No toast, your “Filipino & Austronesian” might actually comes from indigenous Taiwanese. They all belong to Austronesian and a mainstream is from Taiwan as what Wikipedia said.

[@milesparker557]

But it's more interesting to live in a world where he's 0.4% filipino. So it's a red pill, blue pill situation.

[@cellion5848]

I think he understands that, or maybe he simply misunderstood the results. Either way he’s going to say he’s Filipino for the jokes.

[@twitzmixx8374]

I don't trust Wikipedia at all

[@flutterwind7686]

@@twitzmixx8374 For sure, but Taiwanese Aboriginals do have a lot in common with Filipinos and Malaysians

[@twitzmixx8374]

@@flutterwind7686 Yea I mean, if it's already a fact, ofc I agree. But I don't trust Wikipedia at all when I still don't know the fact.

[@alexandre069]

what is amazing is how bad those test can be, I saw once two 2 real twins test a bunch of them, it was amazing how much of those were different for each of those 2 real twins.

[@kenfraza]

I have had the 23and Me kit for seven months but just haven’t done it yet. Now I am motivated to do it!

[@ChiriConCarne]

Trust me. If the media finds out you have 0.4% Filipino blood, you'll be a headline on our newspapers, indie news networks, and Facebook podcasts. There is also a chance that you'll be in a morning show and be claimed as ours. 😂

[@vad1089]

Fr bro

[@sunshinecherries]

hi! i see many others joking in a similar manner. can you explain why filipino people are so accepting even if it's a tiny percent of his heritage?

[@thesaint5381]

@@sunshinecherries its my own conjecture but maybe because we were occupied by Spaniards, Americans and japanese that we dont have our own identity. So famous people that has ties with filipinos was our way of claiming our place in the world

[@sunshinecherries]

@@thesaint5381 this is a very insightful response, didn't think about it that way. thanks.

[@ChiriConCarne]

@@sunshinecherries Filipinos also love the attention.

[@mooncake387]

The world was really f'kd up a few generations ago, Toasts grandma going through all that is so heartbreaking

[@s.2314]

The world is still fucked up. Humanity doesn't seem to learn from past mistakes and inocent people have to suffer unnecessarily.

[@mooncake387]

@@s.2314 yes but not millions of people being straight up butchered and many being cut down by swords..horrible..we have gotten better but some people are still horrible

[@polza1049]

@@mooncake387 yeah people are getting shot and shelled now... how far we've come.. you can do mass murder with all the comfort of remote work lol

[@Kr4zYm0f0]

the world has always been fucked up

[@TPK_MAKG]

@@mooncake387 millions of people do still get butchered, you just don't see it

[@vilend9842]

I love how the whole chat is just saying "eat kimchi" at 11:42

[@hunter_hiebert]

The only time I’m happy to see an ad is when a creator starts to realize in their video that they’re not getting monetized. It’s the only time an ad gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

[@twitter.comelomhycy]

china Uncencored

[@Eraashiri]

shandong actually is largest Chinese cabbage import province and an important port place for exporting kimchi to South Korea. so I guess the korean joke works in lots of ways

[@kayciewithie4941]

This guy just loooves walking the fine line huh?😅

[@TheGunzbeep-TG]

Always has been 😂

[@fard2780]

your pfp

[@xiromassave]

You also get along very well with Valkyrae because she’s also Filipino and the good thing is Rae and Michael both your your part Filipino as well. I never understood why I got along with most Russian’s until I found out my mother was part Russian.

[@IngenuousSoprano]

Both comedic and educational. A+ Would recommend.

[@zaphenath5915]

If you had a fully Korean relative it would have to be a great, great grandparent. And your fully Filipino ancestor is 8 generations back (based on the percentages) which basically makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!

[@arta.xshaca]

What's ur other ancestries?

[@achtungbaby2009]

0.4% austronesian link from likely native austronesian taiwanese is insignificant. For a philipino, Don't claim relative to Chinese / korean when you are obviously not.

[@ericharper6791]

love toasts humor lol It's top tier

[@yintianzhang6969]

I never had so much fun listening to inter-friendship bickering. Keep it up guys...😂

[@drix4275]

18:52 "Michael I have great news." Lily: "Noo, stop." ^o^

[@dawalrus]

Im Taiwanese and my 23andMe results came back 0.4% Filipino & Austronesian too. That just means we have an ancestor from ~8 generations ago that was Taiwanese aboriginal (Austronesian) 🇹🇼

[@achtungbaby2009]

one of your han chinese ancestor took a native austronesian women as his wife.

[@benbenoy4419]

I couldn't stop my smile the entire time it's a good video dude

[@richardschwab224]

His grandma escaped China and toast escapes escape rooms. It makes sense why he's so good at them, it's in his blood

[@kefiraofmasbolle]

When I saw the title, I kid you not, I was like “I bet that 5.7% is Korean” and lo and behold 😂😂

[@cellion5848]

5:14 Hey Toast! The Taiwanese blood is from the Austronesian. Native Taiwanese people are the same race as Filipinos. Also a lot of Taiwanese people arn’t native, just a bunch of Chinese immigrants trying to escape the gvt. Actually, you might not even be Filipino, it says Filipino & Austronesian. It could just be all 0.4% Taiwanese.

[@Kaiwui]

Was looking for this comment!!! Exactly unless you’re related to the aboriginal population from Taiwan you’re ethnically going to be Chinese 😂 Really is no separation ethnically

[@LurpakSpreadableButter]

@@Kaiwui And even then, aboriginal Taiwanese came from china, so the genes aren't so separated

[@cellion5848]

@@LurpakSpreadableButter well, the aboriginal Taiwanese did come from china, but I think they’ve been separated long enough do be at least racially different from other east asians. And it is said that the Austronesian population came from the Taiwanese aboriginals.

[@mongoose1628]

@@LurpakSpreadableButter All Austronesians originated from China, not just Taiwanese. The migrated from Fujian 10k+ years ago, breeding with the native population

[@Rexlee1123]

I think his ancestry is from northern china though. Chinese people rarely get shandong showing up as the main province (even northern chinese people get guangdong as the main province in 23andme). Also the fact that he has korean trace which is common for northern chinese people. Also, most people who are from taiwan come from the fujian province and are of hokkien decent. Though people from other parts of china aren't uncommon.

[@sleepphobic]

this is hands down the funniest video ive seen in a while

[@kv4648]

4:35 You are one of us now brother Unexpected but also delightful

[@reksai7965]

12:03 "You're only allowed to be 5.7% Offended" *toast dies in silence* 😂

[@fieryimmortal]

I love that line, "You're only allowed to be 5,7% offended."

[@sarahdon3165]

First video of yours and this was so good 😅😅really enjoyed it and such a great idea 💡 for a video , totally subscribed ❤

[@xernon8853]

at around the 7:00 minute mark, if you're curious about what he is talking about, he may be referring to the Sino-Japanese War that took place in China, also known as the Nanking (now romanized as Nanjing) Massacre, or the Rape of Nanjing.

[@bungakrst]

thanks

[@Rachelbee]

His dry humor and sarcasm really shine here. I couldn't stop smiling while watching this :)

[@JacksonWalter735]

Before anyone takes a DNA test for fun, be prepared for any unforseen circumstances. My sister got these AncestryDNA kits for Christmas for the whole family and it was fun determining where we came from. To our surprise, we've also found close DNA matches in California as well. Turns out, my grandfather raped and impregnated a young girl during his military days in the Vietnam War even though he had a wife and child (my uncle) at home. That Vietnamese woman gave birth to my mother's half brother and their family eventually immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War ended. I had an uncle and cousins I didn't even know about this whole time. They took the same DNA tests to determine what their ancestry was as well because they only knew that the man who raped their mom/grandmother was a white American. My grandfather still denies ever being unfaithful to my grandmother to this day or for raping a 12 year old girl. Thankfully my grandmother passed away before she ever knew. While my grandfather's a monster and refuses to acknowledge his terrible actions even with DNA tests, getting to know my new uncle, aunt, cousins, and nephews over Skype and Facebook has been a pleasure. They're absolutely wonderful people and I can't wait to visit them in the summer.

[@somethingsomething8773]

That’s a yikes

[@KiKiStarling]

I hope this knowledge is healing for your family.

[@JacksonWalter735]

@@KiKiStarling it was devastating. I always saw my grandfather as a war hero, veteran who defended his country, and respected him so much. It's hard to look at him the same way again once I found out he was a pedo, rapist, and ruined a little girl's life. In Vietnam, her community belittled and beat her for getting pregnant at 12 even though it was not her fault. Her family disowned and kicked her out to the streets because it was shameful to them and she never married/dated for the rest of her life because guys saw her as dirty/tarnished. Times are different now, but this was the how people in Vietnam behaved back then. I can't imagine the struggles and difficulties she had to go through while being homeless and raising /being responsible for a child since she was 12/13. I'm 17 and can't imagine doing that right now nevertheless myself from 5 years ago.

[@rhi0zen904]

"Ages will never keep your secrets hidden", that explain it.

[@theren2486]

A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL ??!!

[@hannahsss3491]

5:25 i went, oh thank goodness lol the "Toast everyone...is from Africa' part got me a little tbh lollll

[@miranda2miranda277]

Hi, your video is really interesting, you are a very entertaining narrator. I laughed out loud several times at your jokes. Besides, you have a very interesting way of intonation when you lower your voice, I seriously haven't heard that before, but that doesn't mean anything, maybe it's just my ignorance. Humor is the spice of life, I wish you only the best.

[@meepow]

"Toast have a great news" Lily **suffering*

[@joeindorato]

“So you’re a misogynist?” “No I’m a realist” 💀💀💀

[@mariellevivero8193]

"I'm not gonna name any countries but yeah IT'S JAPAN😩😂"

[@aestheticramen8670]

Me remembering a song called: I JUST DID A DNA TEST TURNS OUT I’M A 100%-

[@kuzan421]

"a country invaded. wont mention any names" 1 min later "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!"

[@seta2710]

Toast is the Origin of Racist Paladin, an ancient Hearthstone Meme Deck

[@seta2710]

Giving myself a reply to boost my chances of being a top comment

[@seta2710]

Big Brain

[@DebunkHatred]

Lol... "a realest misogynist" Thank you for giving me that type of interpretation!

[@neodecker]

You weren't an accident, you were a SURPRISE!!

[@_risi]

Has lily tried this DNA thingy yet? If not, then it'd be funny if she's like 0.5% Filipino

[@rollsroyce1213]

this guy really just said " we all know I'm a huge Racist" right off the f*cking bat. LMFAO

[@SyntheticDivine]

Some company now has, in a database somewhere, all that they need to create 10 clones of Toast and pit them all against each other in the ultimate big brain Among Us deathmatch.

[@xlr8442]

Toast will always be my favorite Filipino streamer!

[@zarinah4740]

Disclaimer: this is toast’s persona, he is in fact not actually racist. I think.

[@random_girl6123]

Yeah, I don't even watch him that often but I atleast know he like to play a lot on the sarcasm and satire. Also lowkey insult the way the internet is with their "moral" ways.

[@_toulouse]

Quite a number of Asians would probably be hype if they learned they had even an ounce of Korean in them, so when Toast screamed in horror at himself being 5% Korean, that shit got me fr lmao

[@Weeping-Angel]

ahhhhhh, the Horror!!!

[@youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263]

Is kinda normal that part of his ancestry is Shandong instead of southern China. So if he say he’s from Taiwan, his grandfather must be part of the KMT soldiers who fled to Taiwan instead of Taiwan Austronesian or hokkien or Hakka

[@island3522]

As my first toast video I’ve watched, WHAT AN INTRO LMAOO

[@xisnothappy]

13:20 this is the funniest clip of all time

[@agnes3370]

"i can pinoy bait and cannot be called out" 😂😂😂 also, Toast has the P card now which means he gets a lifetime supply of free lumpia 😂

[@brandonburns1052]

So that’s how Toast can rock the Kpop star style. It all makes sense

[@casshalladay8607]

“You’re only allowed to be 5.7% offended” Lilly STOP 😂😂🤣

[@brendanmatelan2129]

19:13, “we are blood, bruh” Lol

[@mystikkyt332]

I took a DNA test once and found out im 100% bad bitch

[@hypersus8547]

i spit my shit out while laughing

[@inconnn]

@@hypersus8547 don't think that's healthy

[@twitter.comelomhycy]

笑

[@unknownbutknown332]

If you stick "sometimes" in front of a sentence "almost" any statement can pass as truth😂😂

[@quamorant133]

"Read my name sometimes"

[@unknownbutknown332]

@@quamorant133 mm

[@sleepingalligator]

for the younger sister calling older brother, there is also the more formal, "oraboni"

[@cathybaldry7822]

I love your justification for making jokes. Lolololol!

[@msblackrose999]

The hard push for 5.7% Korean and 0.4% Filipino always makes me laugh. 🤣 I'm Filipino and I know Toast humor and banter. I hope my fellowmen won't get triggered etc. hahaha

[@semicedevine6918]

that last part with rae and the other guy was so good🙏

[@bwkktur]

woah, Central Asia mentioned. but I'd like to say that Genghis Khan is from Mongolia, as opposed to the Kazakhs and Kyrgyz who speak mutually intelligible Turkic languages (though genetically we are still related to the Mongols and share many similarities as to our culture and common words)

[@Irapa7]

"Youre only allowed to be 5.7% offended" lmao im using that

[@johnathanlynch-phillips17]

Toast : Im not gonna name any countries... a few moments later Toast : It was the Japanese.

[@brandonx543]

12:09 LILY CHEWED HIM UP 😭

[@lsophiel5936]

This video has me dead🤣 Gosh, Toast's humour is just golden. Omfg XD

[@Abc123z1000]

“You’re only allowed to be 5.7% offended… do you have a rice cooker that talks to you?” 🤣🤣 “I’m merely a pawn in society’s game…” - So, you’re a misogynist. “No, I’m a realist…” I love Toast and Lily 😂😂😂

[@MrThemunch]

Yo, toast you're actually my favorite KZbinr now. You are down to earth and it's refreshing to see.