I Don't Want To Live With My Wife - Comedian Donnivin Jordan - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@Mrbillon55
@Mrbillon55 3 ай бұрын
Who ever shouted “do it again” is a real one!!!
@Horac3
@Horac3 3 ай бұрын
That part had me ROLLING🤣😂
@peacebalancetruth
@peacebalancetruth 3 ай бұрын
😁😁😁😁😁😁 say it again🤝🏾.
@jonathananderson5990
@jonathananderson5990 3 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. Made it even better.
@bacnthaday4350
@bacnthaday4350 3 ай бұрын
That sounds like a great deal😂😂😂!!and im a woman.
@jenniferd.820
@jenniferd.820 3 ай бұрын
Ikr!
@BearingMySeoul
@BearingMySeoul 3 ай бұрын
Look, there are rich couples who actually do this! Takes money but I think missing each other is a good thing to help you appreciate what you got!
@peacebalancetruth
@peacebalancetruth 3 ай бұрын
​@@jenniferd.820 🤗 Inviting Him over for dinner 😂🎉🤝🏾😁.
@mentlinc
@mentlinc 3 ай бұрын
It's just a free crib for yall 😂
@nicoletanner8946
@nicoletanner8946 2 ай бұрын
Fr facts. Leave his snoring ass in the bed,go home n get real sleep, sound sleep, silent freakung night frfr..😂😂😂😂❤
@rashidahicks9453
@rashidahicks9453 3 ай бұрын
I'm a woman and I APPROVE this !!!
@mbp7060
@mbp7060 3 ай бұрын
I'm actually living it right now.
@flourishwithflowers_
@flourishwithflowers_ 3 ай бұрын
Same
@KINGDEVON16
@KINGDEVON16 3 ай бұрын
How has that worked out for you?
@butchreed5764
@butchreed5764 3 ай бұрын
More marriages would work this way.
@KINGDEVON16
@KINGDEVON16 3 ай бұрын
Much more cheating would happen this way as well!
@allanajackson38
@allanajackson38 3 ай бұрын
We can wave at one another from our respective porches. 😂
@lcam9241
@lcam9241 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jackshabazz
@jackshabazz 3 ай бұрын
This is exactly , and I mean EXACTLY how I feel 😂
@christianholmes3656
@christianholmes3656 3 ай бұрын
We really on the same level with this ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CrixusHeart
@CrixusHeart 3 ай бұрын
He can just avoid the expense of two houses and have separate bedrooms because, I promise you, in an argument, she's walking right across the street with you!
@tremainelurry6173
@tremainelurry6173 3 ай бұрын
@@CrixusHeartyou ain’t lying there I promise every woman I messed with following me till I’m mad like or more than her
@AngryManSki
@AngryManSki 2 ай бұрын
I’m working on the numbers.
@dorian6831
@dorian6831 3 ай бұрын
As a man who can’t afford a second house right now, a finished basement with a personal entrance would do 😂 and I can lock the inside door from the basement as a plus ✊🏾
@fasameijer794
@fasameijer794 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@BigCreep
@BigCreep 3 ай бұрын
I would like to nominate this brother for a Nobel Peace Prize!
@pryncemarcus
@pryncemarcus 3 ай бұрын
he cooking with this one
@Cardel34
@Cardel34 3 ай бұрын
as a married man, i support this message
@DamienParker-r4y
@DamienParker-r4y 3 ай бұрын
Been said this... we gone have a great marriage living next door to each other 💯😂
@cwstar12
@cwstar12 3 ай бұрын
I have looonnggg said this. He gets me
@apeoplewe
@apeoplewe 3 ай бұрын
Not even a joke! He gets it 😅
@mc-fu6wo
@mc-fu6wo 3 ай бұрын
Then you remember her ring camera can see his goofy self coming before he even get close lol
@ayelextalk2374
@ayelextalk2374 3 ай бұрын
This would actually be perfect. I'd gladly make it work 😂
@electriclioness4607
@electriclioness4607 3 ай бұрын
This set was hilarious, but I really met a couple doing this 😅
@TheMwendaa
@TheMwendaa 3 ай бұрын
How they doing?? I wanna knoooooow
@electriclioness4607
@electriclioness4607 3 ай бұрын
@@TheMwendaa Still hanging in there, they are actually engaged but literally each have an apartment right across the street from each other lol I was once their neighbor
@NateSmith87
@NateSmith87 3 ай бұрын
Man's a fuckin philosopher. The great Marcus Aurelius would be proud.
@mr.andersin8901
@mr.andersin8901 3 ай бұрын
Fuckin scholar!!😂😂
@cam0x195
@cam0x195 3 ай бұрын
Naw im calling hironimus lex
@misskolafreedomhasbackup9865
@misskolafreedomhasbackup9865 3 ай бұрын
I love it. I don’t wanna live with him either 😂😂
@kOmack880
@kOmack880 3 ай бұрын
🎯
@QuitibillaLyons
@QuitibillaLyons 3 ай бұрын
I feel so seen! I've been saying this for years!
@sweetjanejonez
@sweetjanejonez 3 ай бұрын
This is good to know. I thought I was insane for thinking this at the tender age of 18. As a compromise, I said at least a basement or two master suites or even a detached in-law suite. But I do think two separate beds (at least available) will help. Also, I sleep too lightly for a snorer😂
@oncoded
@oncoded 3 ай бұрын
As a Man, I approve this jokes... 🤣🤣😂😂
@Xolition
@Xolition 3 ай бұрын
I can tip toe.. lmaoooo
@bangwithcamino693
@bangwithcamino693 3 ай бұрын
Man, that sht would be dope Af....Make you feel like dating again. Set your house up the way you want, have a home away from home, be together as much as you want then give space, continue to date eachother and potentially increase your networth.
@maczilla7
@maczilla7 3 ай бұрын
... let him cook!!!😂😂😂
@rickeymazyck3573
@rickeymazyck3573 3 ай бұрын
Bro I might look in2 this lol
@Rukiya.S
@Rukiya.S 3 ай бұрын
I totally agree with this lol
@Sherron-e3k
@Sherron-e3k 3 ай бұрын
I always thought it's a wonderful plan!!😂
@AMOKIAN
@AMOKIAN 3 ай бұрын
That was awesome. New and fresh too.
@jermaineharris7739
@jermaineharris7739 2 ай бұрын
Perfect
@pheonyxjohnson5966
@pheonyxjohnson5966 3 ай бұрын
I’ve been in this type of relationship and celebrated 10 years in June. Best agreement I’ve ever made as a woman😁
@ae5449
@ae5449 3 ай бұрын
Sounds AWESOME too me! LMMFAO
@icsharpk
@icsharpk 3 ай бұрын
He gets it! 🥂🤭
@debrawillwin11
@debrawillwin11 3 ай бұрын
I'm For It All🎉🎉🎉
@supermetroid009
@supermetroid009 3 ай бұрын
That tip toe 😂😂😂😂😂
@RisenOath
@RisenOath 3 ай бұрын
It was taught to me, if you can afford, give her the master. Take the other room 😂
@RoseBayBae
@RoseBayBae 3 ай бұрын
This is literally what I said word for word
@ayeshakarreem8813
@ayeshakarreem8813 3 ай бұрын
Imagine how much more peace and cleanliness it would be in that woman’s house. That woman could have her list of handymen for just in case. Be careful what you wish for. A woman may be kind enough to give it to you boo 😏 Ahh Serenity 🙌🏾🙌🏾
@GT-wy1eh
@GT-wy1eh 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely!
@KaiLuna1111
@KaiLuna1111 3 ай бұрын
Real talk -sounds like a dream! (I'm a woman) more women don't want to live with men then people think!
@kOmack880
@kOmack880 3 ай бұрын
Men are more annoying to live with than they acknowledge....
@chumps7974
@chumps7974 3 ай бұрын
I can relate. I'm working on something like this
@Scodes2010
@Scodes2010 3 ай бұрын
Works for me. I'll wave from across the street.
@peacebalancetruth
@peacebalancetruth 3 ай бұрын
Ain't nothing wrong wit' it BROTHER 😂❤❤🎉🤝🏾.
@gregoryvalentine4532
@gregoryvalentine4532 3 ай бұрын
This shh should've been 30 minutes 😂😂
@roystongibbs7189
@roystongibbs7189 3 ай бұрын
Could be a series for on hulu or something.
@boxstateboy7710
@boxstateboy7710 3 ай бұрын
I've been saying for years I don't want the man cave, I need a man shed in the backyard
@blackpalacemusic
@blackpalacemusic 3 ай бұрын
Im building mines right now! 😊
@purposelyinmypowerinc.1098
@purposelyinmypowerinc.1098 3 ай бұрын
I'm with that I imagine that often. And I'm a female
@chilliwraslin2510
@chilliwraslin2510 3 ай бұрын
I love it when Stand Up routines come across like Ted talks lol this guy is talking perfect sense
@pat4502
@pat4502 2 ай бұрын
I literally said the same thing to this man I’m talking to…like hey we could live in two separate houses with a connected tunnel 😂 and come together when time to conjugate 😂😂😂😂
@wisefoolwillow
@wisefoolwillow 3 ай бұрын
He's adorable 😂😂❤
@senneti_amun1333
@senneti_amun1333 3 ай бұрын
I like this idea 👍🏾😊
@dont_crossarline1033
@dont_crossarline1033 3 ай бұрын
This was funny ASF!😆😂🤣
@EyeHeytEwe
@EyeHeytEwe 3 ай бұрын
"Ya want something to eat?" 🤣
@gregoryvalentine4532
@gregoryvalentine4532 3 ай бұрын
I just want to live across the street!! Bih I'll go home!!
@G4MMABA3
@G4MMABA3 3 ай бұрын
THIS SOUNDS AWESOME!!!! omg yes lol 😂
@flahuneluv
@flahuneluv 3 ай бұрын
Yesssssss, let's do it. 🎉🎉
@arnoldr4138
@arnoldr4138 3 ай бұрын
That's absolute genius. You can't cheat.
@jordandotson9707
@jordandotson9707 3 ай бұрын
YOU ONTO SOMETHING BRO! I FEEL THIS!
@freedomordust2957
@freedomordust2957 3 ай бұрын
Great premise
@chezronstevenson6825
@chezronstevenson6825 3 ай бұрын
He need to do that tip toe every time he walks off stage!🤣🤣
@Amanda-d7q7z
@Amanda-d7q7z 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like a plan❤❤
@renewashington791
@renewashington791 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 the Tiptoeing
@averagekidproductions6862
@averagekidproductions6862 3 ай бұрын
Dope set 🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥and I agree with him
@cycyj847
@cycyj847 3 ай бұрын
I dont wanna live with a partner either
@thegodblogger3812
@thegodblogger3812 3 ай бұрын
Marriages last longer when you live across town from each other. Go to visit, spinanight, spinaweekend, go back home, and do it again. Lol
@XiAdu2
@XiAdu2 3 ай бұрын
Love me some Donnivin 😂
@lafredasias5286
@lafredasias5286 3 ай бұрын
Works for me.
@mr.andersin8901
@mr.andersin8901 3 ай бұрын
I'd buy that for a doller!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shekinawashington
@shekinawashington 3 ай бұрын
Imma wife & I approve this msg
@mayaedmondson8929
@mayaedmondson8929 3 ай бұрын
I aspire to this lol
@beautifulbutterfly6866
@beautifulbutterfly6866 3 ай бұрын
I said I’d never get married again but if we did it this way I’m in 😂
@ripsey_muscle
@ripsey_muscle 3 ай бұрын
I've been saying this
@RetroJetro
@RetroJetro 3 ай бұрын
“Do it again”
@franklintchinda4668
@franklintchinda4668 3 ай бұрын
Dude sounds just like Andre 3000 it’s crazy
@pistolajay1
@pistolajay1 3 ай бұрын
Shiii I agree w dude.
@DionTheMusician
@DionTheMusician 3 ай бұрын
As a married man...I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE.
@Im1pm_
@Im1pm_ 3 ай бұрын
This is exactly what i tell ppl when dating, i was introduced to the idea watching being mary jane lol
@gmarie598
@gmarie598 2 ай бұрын
Sounds good to me! 😂😂
@Ayplus
@Ayplus 3 ай бұрын
Let him cook
@tedgraham6548
@tedgraham6548 3 ай бұрын
0:33 😂😂 yea sounds pretty uncomfortable, if a women ask you are you looking for a husband, are you looking for a wife? And you say yes to both questions lol.
@ayeshakarreem8813
@ayeshakarreem8813 3 ай бұрын
I heard that too. 👀😂🤣
@quanyenwashere
@quanyenwashere 3 ай бұрын
I like the way he thinks
@nekitaclark6539
@nekitaclark6539 3 ай бұрын
What an introvert would say.
@9pmKingGo2sleep
@9pmKingGo2sleep 3 ай бұрын
He preaching the Gospel
@Trew-I-Am
@Trew-I-Am 3 ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@marcinafaithalbert6841
@marcinafaithalbert6841 3 ай бұрын
pilot comes out on Netflix
@izzo333
@izzo333 3 ай бұрын
🔥
@break2ify
@break2ify 3 ай бұрын
21 years married we shoulda tried this…I love it, but we’re getting divorced now.
@ibaryabaq9197
@ibaryabaq9197 3 ай бұрын
Abraham, Issac, and Jacob lived in separate tent from their wives' tents.
@DarniseMartin
@DarniseMartin 3 ай бұрын
Yes! Lol
@Diamondr11Blue
@Diamondr11Blue 3 ай бұрын
Why the thumbnail look like someone threw a chair at him 😂
@G4MMABA3
@G4MMABA3 3 ай бұрын
ITS A SERMON!!!!! Asé!!!!
@youngprinceIII
@youngprinceIII 3 ай бұрын
Hey that can be some good role playing.
@yodabranchjedilife8955
@yodabranchjedilife8955 3 ай бұрын
Amen hahah
@chiantiwilliams1036
@chiantiwilliams1036 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bayouGirl225
@bayouGirl225 3 ай бұрын
I'm a chick, but baby I'm feeling this completely. You just need that space. I'm from Louisiana, so most dudes work offshore, and that's the best feeling ever. They are away for weeks, you get to miss them and send that ass back on that water baby! Lol😂
@yahabdall1
@yahabdall1 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@daork1
@daork1 3 ай бұрын
Yeah who is taking anyone serious when they’re tip toeing 😂
@compton221
@compton221 3 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@POPLSEV7
@POPLSEV7 3 ай бұрын
👏🤣💯🤣👏
@b.michaelbrown1117
@b.michaelbrown1117 3 ай бұрын
Median home price in America $400k.
@potandpens
@potandpens 3 ай бұрын
Uh I'm in Atlanta and yes that works for me. And Patricia got a new car daddy
@moniquebrown323
@moniquebrown323 3 ай бұрын
I’m a Woman and I’ve been thinking about this for years. I wouldn’t mind living in separate houses or even having separate rooms
@cereallover19
@cereallover19 2 ай бұрын
That’s a lot of bills 😅
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