I Don't Want To Live With My Wife - Comedian Donnivin Jordan - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@Mrbillon55]

Who ever shouted “do it again” is a real one!!!

[@Horac3]

That part had me ROLLING🤣😂

[@peacebalancetruth]

😁😁😁😁😁😁 say it again🤝🏾.

[@jonathananderson5990]

Hell yeah. Made it even better.

[@bacnthaday4350]

That sounds like a great deal😂😂😂!!and im a woman.

[@jenniferd.820]

Ikr!

[@BearingMySeoul]

Look, there are rich couples who actually do this! Takes money but I think missing each other is a good thing to help you appreciate what you got!

[@peacebalancetruth]

​@@jenniferd.820 🤗 Inviting Him over for dinner 😂🎉🤝🏾😁.

[@mentlinc]

It's just a free crib for yall 😂

[@nicoletanner8946]

Fr facts. Leave his snoring ass in the bed,go home n get real sleep, sound sleep, silent freakung night frfr..😂😂😂😂❤

[@rashidahicks9453]

I'm a woman and I APPROVE this !!!

[@mbp7060]

I'm actually living it right now.

[@flourishwithflowers_]

Same

[@KINGDEVON16]

How has that worked out for you?

[@butchreed5764]

More marriages would work this way.

[@KINGDEVON16]

Much more cheating would happen this way as well!

[@allanajackson38]

We can wave at one another from our respective porches. 😂

[@lcam9241]

😂😂😂

[@jackshabazz]

This is exactly , and I mean EXACTLY how I feel 😂

[@christianholmes3656]

We really on the same level with this ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CrixusHeart]

He can just avoid the expense of two houses and have separate bedrooms because, I promise you, in an argument, she's walking right across the street with you!

[@tremainelurry6173]

@@CrixusHeartyou ain’t lying there I promise every woman I messed with following me till I’m mad like or more than her

[@AngryManSki]

I’m working on the numbers.

[@dorian6831]

As a man who can’t afford a second house right now, a finished basement with a personal entrance would do 😂 and I can lock the inside door from the basement as a plus ✊🏾

[@fasameijer794]

😂😂😂

[@BigCreep]

I would like to nominate this brother for a Nobel Peace Prize!

[@pryncemarcus]

he cooking with this one

[@Cardel34]

as a married man, i support this message

[@DamienParker-r4y]

Been said this... we gone have a great marriage living next door to each other 💯😂

[@cwstar12]

I have looonnggg said this. He gets me

[@apeoplewe]

Not even a joke! He gets it 😅

[@mc-fu6wo]

Then you remember her ring camera can see his goofy self coming before he even get close lol

[@ayelextalk2374]

This would actually be perfect. I'd gladly make it work 😂

[@electriclioness4607]

This set was hilarious, but I really met a couple doing this 😅

[@TheMwendaa]

How they doing?? I wanna knoooooow

[@electriclioness4607]

@@TheMwendaa Still hanging in there, they are actually engaged but literally each have an apartment right across the street from each other lol I was once their neighbor

[@NateSmith87]

Man's a fuckin philosopher. The great Marcus Aurelius would be proud.

[@mr.andersin8901]

Fuckin scholar!!😂😂

[@cam0x195]

Naw im calling hironimus lex

[@misskolafreedomhasbackup9865]

I love it. I don’t wanna live with him either 😂😂

[@kOmack880]

🎯

[@QuitibillaLyons]

I feel so seen! I've been saying this for years!

[@sweetjanejonez]

This is good to know. I thought I was insane for thinking this at the tender age of 18. As a compromise, I said at least a basement or two master suites or even a detached in-law suite. But I do think two separate beds (at least available) will help. Also, I sleep too lightly for a snorer😂

[@oncoded]

As a Man, I approve this jokes... 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Xolition]

I can tip toe.. lmaoooo

[@bangwithcamino693]

Man, that sht would be dope Af....Make you feel like dating again. Set your house up the way you want, have a home away from home, be together as much as you want then give space, continue to date eachother and potentially increase your networth.

[@maczilla7]

... let him cook!!!😂😂😂

[@rickeymazyck3573]

Bro I might look in2 this lol

[@Rukiya.S]

I totally agree with this lol

[@Sherron-e3k]

I always thought it's a wonderful plan!!😂

[@AMOKIAN]

That was awesome. New and fresh too.

[@jermaineharris7739]

Perfect

[@pheonyxjohnson5966]

I’ve been in this type of relationship and celebrated 10 years in June. Best agreement I’ve ever made as a woman😁

[@ae5449]

Sounds AWESOME too me! LMMFAO

[@icsharpk]

He gets it! 🥂🤭

[@debrawillwin11]

I'm For It All🎉🎉🎉

[@supermetroid009]

That tip toe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RisenOath]

It was taught to me, if you can afford, give her the master. Take the other room 😂

[@RoseBayBae]

This is literally what I said word for word

[@ayeshakarreem8813]

Imagine how much more peace and cleanliness it would be in that woman’s house. That woman could have her list of handymen for just in case. Be careful what you wish for. A woman may be kind enough to give it to you boo 😏 Ahh Serenity 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@GT-wy1eh]

Absolutely!

[@KaiLuna1111]

Real talk -sounds like a dream! (I'm a woman) more women don't want to live with men then people think!

[@kOmack880]

Men are more annoying to live with than they acknowledge....

[@chumps7974]

I can relate. I'm working on something like this

[@Scodes2010]

Works for me. I'll wave from across the street.

[@peacebalancetruth]

Ain't nothing wrong wit' it BROTHER 😂❤❤🎉🤝🏾.

[@gregoryvalentine4532]

This shh should've been 30 minutes 😂😂

[@roystongibbs7189]

Could be a series for on hulu or something.

[@boxstateboy7710]

I've been saying for years I don't want the man cave, I need a man shed in the backyard

[@blackpalacemusic]

Im building mines right now! 😊

[@purposelyinmypowerinc.1098]

I'm with that I imagine that often. And I'm a female

[@chilliwraslin2510]

I love it when Stand Up routines come across like Ted talks lol this guy is talking perfect sense

[@pat4502]

I literally said the same thing to this man I’m talking to…like hey we could live in two separate houses with a connected tunnel 😂 and come together when time to conjugate 😂😂😂😂

[@wisefoolwillow]

He's adorable 😂😂❤

[@senneti_amun1333]

I like this idea 👍🏾😊

[@dont_crossarline1033]

This was funny ASF!😆😂🤣

[@EyeHeytEwe]

"Ya want something to eat?" 🤣

[@gregoryvalentine4532]

I just want to live across the street!! Bih I'll go home!!

[@G4MMABA3]

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME!!!! omg yes lol 😂

[@flahuneluv]

Yesssssss, let's do it. 🎉🎉

[@arnoldr4138]

That's absolute genius. You can't cheat.

[@jordandotson9707]

YOU ONTO SOMETHING BRO! I FEEL THIS!

[@freedomordust2957]

Great premise

[@chezronstevenson6825]

He need to do that tip toe every time he walks off stage!🤣🤣

[@Amanda-d7q7z]

Sounds like a plan❤❤

[@renewashington791]

😂😂😂😂 the Tiptoeing

[@averagekidproductions6862]

Dope set 🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥and I agree with him

[@cycyj847]

I dont wanna live with a partner either

[@thegodblogger3812]

Marriages last longer when you live across town from each other. Go to visit, spinanight, spinaweekend, go back home, and do it again. Lol

[@XiAdu2]

Love me some Donnivin 😂

[@lafredasias5286]

Works for me.

[@mr.andersin8901]

I'd buy that for a doller!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shekinawashington]

Imma wife & I approve this msg

[@mayaedmondson8929]

I aspire to this lol

[@beautifulbutterfly6866]

I said I’d never get married again but if we did it this way I’m in 😂

[@ripsey_muscle]

I've been saying this

[@RetroJetro]

“Do it again”

[@franklintchinda4668]

Dude sounds just like Andre 3000 it’s crazy

[@pistolajay1]

Shiii I agree w dude.

[@DionTheMusician]

As a married man...I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE.

[@Im1pm_]

This is exactly what i tell ppl when dating, i was introduced to the idea watching being mary jane lol

[@gmarie598]

Sounds good to me! 😂😂

[@Ayplus]

Let him cook

[@tedgraham6548]

0:33 😂😂 yea sounds pretty uncomfortable, if a women ask you are you looking for a husband, are you looking for a wife? And you say yes to both questions lol.

[@ayeshakarreem8813]

I heard that too. 👀😂🤣

[@quanyenwashere]

I like the way he thinks

[@nekitaclark6539]

What an introvert would say.

[@9pmKingGo2sleep]

He preaching the Gospel

[@Trew-I-Am]

🔥🔥🔥

[@marcinafaithalbert6841]

pilot comes out on Netflix

[@izzo333]

🔥

[@break2ify]

21 years married we shoulda tried this…I love it, but we’re getting divorced now.

[@ibaryabaq9197]

Abraham, Issac, and Jacob lived in separate tent from their wives' tents.

[@DarniseMartin]

Yes! Lol

[@Diamondr11Blue]

Why the thumbnail look like someone threw a chair at him 😂

[@G4MMABA3]

ITS A SERMON!!!!! Asé!!!!

[@youngprinceIII]

Hey that can be some good role playing.

[@yodabranchjedilife8955]

Amen hahah

[@chiantiwilliams1036]

😂😂😂😂

[@bayouGirl225]

I'm a chick, but baby I'm feeling this completely. You just need that space. I'm from Louisiana, so most dudes work offshore, and that's the best feeling ever. They are away for weeks, you get to miss them and send that ass back on that water baby! Lol😂

[@yahabdall1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daork1]

Yeah who is taking anyone serious when they’re tip toeing 😂

[@compton221]

🤣😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@POPLSEV7]

👏🤣💯🤣👏

[@b.michaelbrown1117]

Median home price in America $400k.

[@potandpens]

Uh I'm in Atlanta and yes that works for me. And Patricia got a new car daddy

[@moniquebrown323]

I’m a Woman and I’ve been thinking about this for years. I wouldn’t mind living in separate houses or even having separate rooms

[@cereallover19]

That’s a lot of bills 😅