Nobody Wants the Dollar Menu - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

Introducing the CHOCOLATE SUNDAES COMEDY VAULT where we drop exclusive never before seen clips from your Chocolate Sundaes favorites.
For our first episode comedian Blaq Ron explains how being grown is a constant cycle of disappointing sacrifice.
If you're wondering how long ago this clip was filmed, let's just say it was Blaq Ron's starter loc era! 🤣
After the premiere concludes - tune into our livestream tonight at 7:10 PM PST for a full HOUR of nothing but Blaq Ron! And guess what?! Blaq Ron will be live chatting with y'all the entire time!
Link to watch the full stream: kzbin.info37-X4eYGOFY
For more from Blaqron follow him on social media:
Instagram: @comedianblaqron
KZbin: ‪@LanisDad1185‬
Originally filmed 12/9/18
Videographer: Dior
Edited by: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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[@Savage_Gambino]

Blaq Ron is an instant click!

[@albertharris9703]

Every time

[@Itsant33]

Truth

[@FeeTheMelaninatedLioness]

Ya gatdamn skippy!!!!!

[@Dominic.J.A.88]

Agreed ✊🏾

[@leedaleo2407]

Always! 😂

[@Monet0526]

He needs a Netflix special, he funny af 😂😂😂

[@msvonne913]

Immediately!!

[@virgilowens5654]

Yes!! Get him in there!

[@romelegend2334]

This my time seeing him butbi agree

[@TheDwightMamba]

Netflix isn't the boost it once was.

[@Justice4some]

He talented

[@AshyfeetDotCom]

"If you have your Bible, let's turn to the book of britches..." 😂

[@j.c.ulater6892]

Took me all way out I was not prepared 😂😂😂

[@Upscaled.Marketing]

Amen LMAO!

[@LadyEnchiridion]

lol

[@obeth9425]

“Just tryin to make it before the white folks take it” lmao 😭😭 Yup. I turned 40 WAITING to say sh!t like this! 😂🤣

[@shannonwestley6895]

Lol "One foot in the grave, one foot in the street"!! 😂😂 Wassup baby?!? Haha he's too funny❤

[@treyvondadon]

@@shannonwestley6895😂😂😂😂

[@nikiastafford7778]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kev1nL]

"A day ahead of the sherriff on a good horse"

[@exgk_]

I haven't seen one Blaq Ron set I thought was average, this man is killin it.

[@eklypzn]

Yeah, he's definitely got the star qualities. He's just gotta keep working and he'll get there.

[@michaelharrington8401]

FACTS.

[@HexxagonSpace]

Facts he aight

[@nutt1621]

He just tryna make it b'foe the white man take it!

[@gabewright8038]

Faaaaacts!

[@Steven-tb1cz]

“YOU BETTER CHEW IT SLOW!” LMFAO

[@dawb86]

“Listen to me close….. fo-fa-fo, ho!” 😂😂😂

[@LiciaShenice]

"You betta chew it slow"😂...This is hilarious 🤣😭🤣

[@quanyenwashere]

Lmao na cause I literally just pulled up mc Donald swearing I was getting a meal, saw the prices and drove off with a McDouble 😂

[@drphot6050]

Dizzam that was me last month… Gotta use the app 😂

[@86Kera]

😂 every time

[@KOLAkola]

Down load the app for free deal 😂🎉

[@artdogg50]

@@KOLAkola You save a lot of money with the App no doubt. Plus rewards gets you free food.

[@artdogg50]

Hey that Mcdouble comes in clutch. 😂

[@V.L.R.]

When he said “BUTTERY BRIOCHE BUN…”!!! 😅😂😂😂😂

[@IbkAdelekan]

He got everyone in the crowd involved. THATS TALENT!!!!!

[@KingBoxingandFitness]

“ Just tryna make it before the white man take it “ 😂 NAH FORRREAL

[@dkmrap1]

Blaq Ron and Ali Siddiq are the leaders of the new school comedians. RIP Teddy

[@bufordhighwater9872]

"New school comedians"? They're talented AF; killers each. But there isn't anything new school about them. They've both been slaying for 10+ years each.

[@dkmrap1]

@@bufordhighwater9872 every artist gotta put in years of work before their recognition. The recognition marks the beginning of their run, which makes the new school . I'm not going back n forth with u about it

[@elbowgang9715]

​@@dkmrap1never argue with a woman named Buford

[@tonywest7934]

Who is Teddy? RIP Patrice O’Neal

[@Malali16]

​@@dkmrap1I've never seen anyone say "I'm not going back and forth with you " when the person only commented once 😂😂😂😂

[@kdrashadttaylor4871]

A rustler 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

[@janellehight7969]

😂😂😂 I’m cracking up

[@Nasriyn9]

Blaq Ron never disappoints!!🖤🖤🖤

[@geraldhanson2453]

Never, he's the one of the only ones to get over 5min videos, besides Nate Jackson and BT Kingsley.

[@Lamontira]

✊🏿EVER

[@ChocolateSundaes]

you a fan fan if you know that! @geraldhanson2453 thank you for watching!

[@AUKISSTV]

Was gonna say the same thing!

[@PlatinumHustle]

Am I the only one that didn’t laugh? 🥱

[@miltonrogers1395]

I'm dying 😆😆😆😆😆 He ain't lying ..... He's so on point with everything 😂😂😂 .... That ice cream 🍨 joke hit me in the chest 🤣🤣🤣, I'm 45 now and I bet' not eat it past 8 PM it's not gon' be good for anyone in the house 🏠😆😆😆😆😆

[@User.Joshua]

Black folks refuse to take lactaid, yall missing out on all this cheese and BS food 😂

[@iwashere5956]

I ate a box of ice cream and had to make a dr appointment the next day because the pain in my stomach got me in so much pain. Dr told me I'm just too old for that life🤣🤣🤣

[@miltonrogers1395]

@@iwashere5956 Ikr 🤣

[@SmootholdGuy]

Black Ron is as consistent as you would want a comedian to be. If he's on stage, I'm laughing.

[@MarkWyche]

4:07 - "No sooner that I got grown, these diabolical fashion industry people...' with him pointing his finger in the air kills it for me! You can tell that he's really feeling some kind of way about becoming a grown man.

[@KLmoxie]

“Blood pressure tight-tight” 🤣

[@mattb3672]

It’s a $5 bag now lol I was like naw I want the 4 for 4 then pulled off 😂😂

[@user-kg4mh7pz7h]

I live in a U.S. territory we got a $7 biggie bag 😒

[@kdrashadttaylor4871]

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂 old folks will make yo day with what they say in a few seconds!! Will have you stopping mid sentence and start laughing out of nowhere!! ESPECIALLY IN THE HOOD!!

[@JonSanders]

This dude is always amazing! His energy and flow make him a legend.

[@PlatinumHustle]

Am I the only one that didn’t laugh? 🥱

[@JonSanders]

@@PlatinumHustle The beginning was a little slow, but his energy is the funny part. Not really the story. So my guess is you've got someone in your life like this dude that annoys or bores you 😂 I think someone else telling this exact story doesn't get a laugh, so I feel you.

[@jshaianne26]

​@PlatinumHustle You're the only one that felt the need to comment it

[@JonSanders]

@@jshaianne26 😂

[@b_t_b_h_]

WHY AM I SITTING IN THE WENDY’S PARKING LOT WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW?!?!? 😂

[@artdogg50]

I know right! 🤣

[@b_t_b_h_]

🤣@@artdogg50

[@Jess-yp9fo]

LOL

[@joelairdii4627]

I feel it😂😂😂😂😂

[@aleckdees9864]

McDonald’s for me 😂

[@MochaDoll]

Blaq Ron is naturally funny like who else would come up with Fat Coochie Dudes 😂😂😂😅😅😅😭😭😭

[@Shan_baby4u]

I see Blaq Ron I click I laugh my ass off and forget about all my problems.... simple

[@mrkarate8134]

He spoke facts especially about those tight ass clothes lol😂

[@rstreet5537]

4 for 4 and the $5 bag come in clutch though

[@castillramsey5741]

Thinking bout one right now 😂😂😂

[@artdogg50]

No doubt! 🤣 I was prepared to hate can't lie, but dude took it to another level.

[@azahias9]

Talk to em! 😂

[@Vortex_Feedz]

I’m fat in a skinny body. I would have to get two 4 for 4s to be honest , one ain’t gone do it

[@Soul.in.the.garden]

Blaq Ron all the way! Never looking back! ✨🤌🏽✨

[@Rm.xoxo_]

Not me thinking we was waiting to be in WWE😂😂😂

[@alwaysjale]

Sammeeeee 😂😂😂😂

[@drunkwritersroom1695]

He is an example of how black American cadence is number 1 for comedy

[@STYHPYARTSTUDIO]

“Eyebrows all together” 😂😂😂

[@treydraper9825]

One of my favorite comedians right now!!! 😂🤣💀

[@untayaterrell2139]

Yes indeed one of mine as well as Mr. Ali Siddiq ❤️👑❤️👑❤️👑😂🤣🤣

[@GStreat]

Lets go Blaq Ron!!

[@k.t7527]

“I was gonna be a good old grown ass man”😂😂

[@eppskevin]

He always spittin truth

[@timeTravellin]

Wow. Literally in tears. Blaq is the that dude.

[@Plnetkhia99]

🤭😂😂😂😂😂 "Bet you starve the rest of the week!!" Wooo! Boy this a throwback fact from Blaqest book of Ron

[@janayh2817]

A WHOLE ASS FOOOOOOLLLL 🤣

[@diaviangunner6554]

"Amen, and Amen again" in his pastor tone tooook me OUTTTT!!!😂😂

[@Southsidesocialworker]

Blaq Ron should be wayyyy more famous by now. He kills every time! ❤

[@esmwakavi]

Absolutely hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Give this man a special!

[@SwordNyte]

Blaq Ron always kills it, dude is mad talented.

[@stanleywilson866]

Can't wait for his big hour special!😂

[@FireOnYaBody]

Blaq Ron never disappoint, I hope he never stop doing stand up.

[@lamarwashington7093]

3:00 proceeded to start describing my pops 😂

[@gmoney415]

Mines too 😂

[@lamarwashington7093]

@@gmoney415 fr he was on the money that entire next minute 🤣

[@foxtrap614tango8]

Bro is legit top 15 comic out right now. He has to get the Netflix or HBO special.

[@BossmanTSM]

He DOES NOT MISS!! Instant laughs. Consistent laughs! 😭

[@devonprice2717]

Blaq Ron is laugh factory royalty at this point

[@Somnusrei]

Straight fire. The whole set. That call and response was magical. The description of every old black dude I've ever admired was dead on.

[@BT-jm3ww]

That's me now...."I don't even need all that cheese." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@THESILVERNARUTO]

Blaq Ron has earned a watch from me now when I see him

[@theeheadhoncho6479]

😂 the book of britches 😂

[@Perfectg85]

😂😂😂 This man ain't never had no sense! 😂😂😂

[@junesimone]

He is one of the GOATS This man never disappoint. Chappele Level Greats

[@bigtrkdrvr216]

Netflix give this man his special

[@mospencer7660]

He never eased up not for one minute. Legend in the making.

[@maryemorall]

Blaq Ron generates those good bottom of the belly laughs you can feel throughout your Spirit because his storytelling, timing and jokes create a visceral experience.

[@Wimana868]

Bro never disappoints and spittin straight facts lol The fashion for men getting out of control🤣🤣Niggaz shopping at the women section now

[@delantehopkins1265]

😂😂😂😂😂 cuh killed it!!

[@shaquandawhite]

Brister that's a brother and a sister ☠️😂😂

[@sixnine9048]

HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

[@djpolo99]

I bet Blaq Ron is the type of friend that you have to say, "Bruh, stop telling jokes...I can't breathe!" LMTD

[@shaharahl.batiste8792]

LOVE HIM…we need MORE of him!!!

[@BrianaMichelle95]

Love me some Blaq Ron ❤

[@josiahkatomd6149]

I don’t know why he doesn’t have a Netflix special. People at his shows be HECKLING they’re heads off with laughter from start to end. Man is Talented!

[@martinleon412]

4 for 4 is so realllll 😂😂😂 its 4 for 5 now lol

[@jayclay8991]

4 for 6 in Cali 😂

[@canman87]

Dude is seriously the funniest mf on the planet right now. I'm ALWAYS bustin' up at his sets 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yolandasmalls9438]

Yaasss!! Brotha BlaqRon NEVA disappoints🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣 One of my top 3 living comedians😂😂

[@joshuabruno]

Shot out to Keera, Pookey and them for putting out this Blaq Ron for us.

[@joshuabruno]

Lani & Dior too

[@IanJames_4]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YEM955]

😂😂😂

[@Malali16]

​@@joshuabrunohuh??

[@gonnadanceagain]

Blood pressure tight tight 🤣🤣🤣

[@tubbs2432]

Blaq Ron hilarious everytime !

[@giamovankanten9475]

He needs his own special

[@SheisB515]

Blaq Ron is funny AND smart! I loved when he was on CP's podcast

[@broaddusmarines]

The best comedian on KZbin……by FAR!!! I can’t wait until he blows up and becomes a household name.

[@DarkManX16]

This guy is a natural, I miss these type of comedians.

[@gmoney415]

Brista yo booty out" 😂 Black Ron that Dude

[@mshalls7614]

Best in the biz right now. Straight up murdering it. 187 on an under cover set lol

[@idrist5538]

He looked right at that girl and said “That’s balls!”😂

[@babufits1584]

Rustler 😭 I was living that rustling life YOUNG. Broke af, my money never folded.

[@deshawnwooten4950]

When you have your Bibles everyone turn to the book of Britches . May the Church say Amen

[@melriley2434]

My new favorite comedian Blaq Ron 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@N0B0DYC4RE]

I eat what i want to because i work in the the kitchen, i get to make that commercial sandwich😂😂😂

[@ericervin4778]

Blaq Ron. Red stage!!!!! Because he ALWAYS sets it on fire!!!!!

[@LonghornsLegend]

Blaq Ron be having my stomach hurting 😭

[@ablacksquare]

Laughter is good for the sol

[@MMoses87]

👏 👏 Now I understand why Corey Holcomb gives Blaq Ron props as a stand-up

[@swedmerson90]

I hate that I missed his live set!!! Definitely my favorite comedian, always has me in stitches.

[@quateriousali9727]

Blaq Ron makes you look forward to hearing new comedians, this nigga is funny as a mf! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ProfessorHoffman]

2:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh damn I'm dying

[@tocagamer4775]

The Malcolm x and Renegade of comedy, keep on rocking 👌🏿 fam He couldn't wait to be Russell west brook 🤣🤣

[@decamc1435]

I’m trying to listen to this shyt at work and it’s not working. 😂😂😂 Crying

[@babyzorilla]

Square toed house shoes😂

[@vanniyoung1]

Hilarious and hitting home.😂

[@dongorman3038]

I see Blaq Ron, I hit play. Every time. Dawg one of the best comics to touch a stage

[@KIrvin_The_Scholar]

Bro is a urban legend already at this point. 1 of the funniest comedians in the game. Hands down

[@celesteferris58]

Blaq Ron is one of the most hilarious comedians in the game!

[@ashleycharles7839]

😂😂😂😂😂 this man is HYSTERICAL!!!!! MR. BLAQ RON you killed it SIR!!!!

[@shannonwestley6895]

I need his sweater!! His sense of style matches his personality so well ❤

[@BobbyOGLOC]

THE most criminally underrated comedian out right now I need to know who to holla at to get this man a SPECIAL ASAP! 💯

[@MicAssassin]

Every set you cement yourself King 👑💯 got me cracking up at work 😂. It's an honour to watch. The world definitely will one day celebrate your talents 💯

[@chill6789]

People laughing the loudest can relate 😂