I double dare you to swim to this dock | Halloween Scare-A-Thon

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You are at the end. Nothing more exists beyond this. Promise.
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☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎

[@knotjustknitsniagara]

7:52 ... I think the like button is headed to the far away dock!

[@henrymclaughlin8103]

@@timthemusician87 yeah I can’t see it either

[@daltonneugebauer577]

Way to go

[@yuvrajsingh-oy7op]

right top corner

[@yuvrajsingh-oy7op]

*left

[@yuvrajsingh-oy7op]

it is mr. ballen's right so got confused there 😅😅

[@slim8943]

It really bugs me when adults choose to not tell kids things because “We don’t want to scare them.” It always comes back to bite

[@WestonNey]

Lol

[@whitenoiseihearu4018]

Lol...i see what you did there.

[@Samsquamsh]

oh geez

[@ayrdaeja]

You just had to say BUGS

[@RedzRon]

No it LITERALLY come back to bite😂😂😂😂

[@gyver8448]

This is precisely why you don't just tell kids to not do something. You explain *WHY* it's dangerous. If you just leave it a mystery they're inevitably going to go and do it just to find out why they shouldn't.

[@bomark2002]

Exactly what me and my wife said

[@peytonmac1131]

Do people do that in real life? I always thought it was just something parents told their kids in horror stories.

[@gyver8448]

@@peytonmac1131 You mean do people just tell their kids to not do something but not why? Unfortunately it happens, yeah.

[@calliopec544]

It’s most odd because these spiders aren’t even dangerous. I think they just didn’t want them swimming out there.

[@gyver8448]

@@calliopec544 Aside from the mental trauma of being covered in huge spiders, sure. : P

[@HollyBerry0255]

As a Canadian, dock spiders are a part of all our summers. Truthfully you don't see them to often but when you do, they are HUGE.

[@drysplash196]

I’m amazed that none of the boys had drowned from panicking from the spiders

[@AclockworkPurple]

Adrenaline. In that moment they would have beaten Michael Phelps back to camp.

[@screm1471]

this could have easily been avoided “don’t go to the faraway dock” “why?” “it’s infested with huge fucking spiders, like the size of your fucking hand” “oh”

[@les_5184]

EXACTLY 😂

[@toddrisinger3623]

10 year old me would have listened to that. Also, 43 year old me.

[@timber72]

Just goes to show, if you tell people the truth without making it seem like you're hiding something, they usually listen. All they had to do was say "the dock's infested with dock spiders, we can't get rid of them, so we've made it off limits. They're pretty dangerous spiders, too."

[@ashligeran5039]

Right like why the fuck don't people want their kids to be afraid of things they SHOULD be afraid of fear is not bad it keeps you alive in alot of situations

[@paulanthony5274]

@@toddrisinger3623 They could have been a couple of inches across and I wouldn't have gone,i can't stand spiders i'm a big girls blouse.

[@lastbutfirst266]

Torch the dock, drain the lake, and burn everything

[@dawsynhammer5338]

O hell no

[@lucaspassarelli2735]

You see I haven’t even watched 1 minute in now I’m scared

[@gerardopinto3052]

Wow 😓

[@acespades8175]

First Last the words you typed make your profile pic even more attractive

[@lastbutfirst266]

@@Scrappy3372 idk but it needs to be done. Build a dam? lol

[@shawnduddridge]

Here in Australia we call it the spider dance, when your walking outside at night and you walk face first into a massive spider web.. most of the time the spider drops to the ground immediately but you do the dance for at least a minute anyway to make sure its not on you 😂 Everyone who lives here knows this unique dance move.

[@RustCole01]

Probably a reasonable reaction considering some of the spiders you guys have down there. I live in the NE United States and people here are afraid of spiders, despite the fact that we don't actually have any dangerous spiders in our region. We also don't have any dangerous snakes and people here are mortified of them. Meanwhile, you maniacs take baths in the Northern Territory and snag Brown Snakes so they can be used to hunt rodents.

[@shawnduddridge]

@@RustCole01 Haha, yea when we were kids we used to bodyboard down the creek whenever it would flood, but you had to try your best to not touch the tall grass on the edges because there were thousands of spiders clinging to it... some as big as your hand! 😂

[@melaniepacquet4331]

Why anybody would still live in Australia is beyond me 😂

[@stantom8316]

yup done that dance many times before. one time I tried to get my rugby ball out of the bush and walked straight in to a web. which led to having two spiders on my back and I freaked the f out.

[@RustCole01]

@@stantom8316 This technique also works for bees, wasps and other flying insects. However, the most effective way to execute this maneuver, is to also scream "Get em off me. Get em off me!", in a high pitched voice, while simultaneously running in a circular pattern. Works every time! 😉

[@annnichols3091]

Too bad none of his cabin mates told Kyle, "Yeah, and if this were a horror movie, you'd be the idiot first victim."

[@TheGodFahader]

Kyle even looks like stranger things

[@christinejanis6552]

This comment now has 328 likes, which is how far away the faraway dock was from the main dock....

[@heyitsvonage2768]

SPOILER BELOW... watch the video first You just tell the kids the dock is covered in GIANT SPIDERS. Problem solved.

[@spazzout2339]

Then they gonna be scared just to be in the water

[@GamerNemo]

@@spazzout2339 better than them swimming to the spider dock

[@Pepper1770]

They probably kept it secret for business purposes or some shit better to keep a secret than to fuck up your business by scaring away your patrons

[@jm7046]

Works for me not going anywhere

[@victorle1007]

Nah I really love spiders, so as a child, i probably would have swam out there to get me one as a pet. I mean i have a very friendly Petspider now...soo jeah😅

[@JustAGuy93-G]

Was half expecting the spider to ask the kids "You know how to get to bells canyon?"

[@thatosekhoetsane6340]

Dead 😂😂😂only Real MrBalleners will understand this

[@beantea5592]

lolol

[@kingkwaan]

😂Now that funny cause I’ve seen that vid.

[@cookedpiegaming7918]

Video link to video about bells canyon plz 😢

[@fivosgeorgiou8000]

hahahhahaha love the bells canyon comments

[@tamarahkinchen148]

Of all of your stories , this one made my skin crawl the most. 🤢😵. Also. When I’m doing random daily things , I literally think to myself “I hope I don’t end up as a Mr.Ballen story. I can hear you narrating in my head sometimes “while she was chopping wood for the fire , the axe slipped suddenly and narrowly missed her knee!”

[@photocostumer1]

OMG me too!! 😂😂😂

[@Punko1111]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BEST comment ever 😆😆😆😆😆

[@anitatheunicorn4203]

Bro I thought this was just me. I sit outside and I’m like “ and she thought she was safe. However, she would soon find out how wrong she was . 🤣

[@Sims2Heaven]

This literally happened to me before. Not hundreds, but a good twenty hairy dock spiders. Friends and I sunk a corner just like these kids and yeah, worst experience of my life. Luckily we got away without touching any spiders but when we saw spiders run on water we were done with swimming at my camp…

[@goldensuzaku]

This but with water snakes when my sister went to camp. All the kids were instant experts at canoeing. NO ONE tipped.

[@johnvaldosta5913]

Yup!! Happened exactly this way to a gang of us our senior year at Wolf Lake in New Hampshire in 91. Always thought they were Wolf Spiders to this day. Now I know they were dock spiders. There were hundreds of them. I'm an old man now and it still terrifies me. 😅

[@johnvaldosta5913]

@@goldensuzaku That!! Is terrifying.

[@kokowoch]

​@@goldensuzaku​ same happened with my friends. we were swimming under an old concrete dock that has stony pillars. we were chilling down there for quite a while until one friend pointed out there were sea snakes sticking on the walls above us, they were hard to notice because there were lots of crabs and barnacles sticking on the pillars too. it didnt bother us, but we swam out of there real fast, and never went back

[@mrmoosecreature]

I literally screamed with terror at the thought of innocent children being in New Jersey

[@mjef3695]

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@justxallie]

Lmao

[@boobunny7075]

😂😂😂

[@leanie5234]

Good one. It's rare that I laugh out loud while youtubing....so thanx

[@noheader]

everyone in Jersey is in danger....no thanks to Cory booker

[@ninabeena83]

The spiders can walk, jump, even survive under water for 30min. Huge Nope.

[@aoitakumi9081]

And they wont get stuck in underwater caves

[@aoitakumi9081]

And they wont get stuck in underwater caves

[@virgoearlgrey]

So can scorpions. Living here in AZ we’ll find scorpions at the bottom of the pool, and they’re just chillin. One year a news guy was showing viewers the scorpion he found at the bottom of his pool and he had it in his hand showing the camera. He was saying oh yeah he’s dead he drowned. He set it down and talked to the camera for a minute and later when he went back to it, it was gone. That was a huge nope moment for me.

[@robertsaienni8067]

Yup

[@picsandpsalterystudios996]

Bet they aren’t fire proof. 😂

[@BackToBlueSide218]

As someone with arachnophobia , this is my nightmare!!

[@MakeCaliRedAgain]

After I saw that movie in my childhood, I checked under the toilet seat for YEARS before sitting down. YEARS

[@notthatoriginal6914]

This is 100% the most scared I’ve ever been from a story on this channel.

[@corbindioxide6253]

Same. I was like “pffff anxiety warning - suuuure lol” I’ve never turned a story off so fast lol.

[@ATHARVplayz609]

fr bro couldnt even lay down in my bed due to being paranoid of them spiders lmfaooo

[@knutthecute]

For me it would have been worse if cockroaches - spiders don’t bother me so much. But roaches give me a visceral horror reaction

[@SnowWhite_andthesevensnakes]

These spiders had a home and the boys disturbed it. They were simply just as afraid of the boys and the water submerging their nest. They didn't even want to attack the kids, they just wanted to get to safety. NOTHING scary about this at all.

[@NJRacer623]

Really? This one wasn't as bad for me. Some of the other one's he's told have creeped me out more. Like the dude being followed in the woods by the couple in white.

[@tylermankins2960]

"No one is going near that dock. . . .unless you're Kyle." And Kyle wonders why we can't have nice things.

[@siresorb1419]

A dock infested with fish eating Jesus spiders counts as nice things?

[@leafyisqueer7155]

@@siresorb1419 Yes. They keep away all those pesky mer-folk who keep trying to sell me boat insurance.

[@abbylarson08]

I'm sorry but I can't agree with you more this is hilarious

[@scottmartin7042]

Fuckin Kyle, man..

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

Lollll

[@aideyb4799]

The whole time the camp staff sat back and watched. “ that’ll teach em”

[@mockgothgurl]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoznerPeter]

AHAHAHAH this is what I needed to see before sleep. Cheers.

[@liamgannon9474]

@@GoznerPeter it’s 4 am for me, i need to stop watching tjese

[@jagermain8875]

it’s true i was the camp staff

[@angrypenguin2196]

@@jagermain8875 yeah its true I was the tree

[@zeldasvideos4968]

I’m an entomologist and lover of spiders and I felt so sad for them lol. Imagine you have this kick ass home and then these kids just try and flood you out. Would have been much cooler for the camp to tell the kids about the spiders and then turn it into a nature lesson!

[@DiceConnor420]

You laughed at the karma of it all too admit it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@someoneyouknow3529]

ikrr!!

[@sumtingwong8768]

lol like the spiders are thinking like a human "oh shucks these darn kids are flooding MY HOME!" animal people always personify them which is weird

[@nutmegdoesstuff1339]

@@sumtingwong8768 They would be though? Animals have a concept of "This is my place. Mess with it and I mess with you." It's like one of the most natural instincts.

[@alicegraham1571]

Lol I envy that you love them. I was actually thinking the same thing at first. "Oh the poor spiders. They were only coming out because they were scared or holding onto the boys because they didn't want to drown." And then we get reminded of their anatomy that they can swim and survive under water for a bit because of the bubbles on their legs. Most spiders that get caught on an animal bigger than then will immediately drop off. Don't worry these critters weren't in any danger. They probably had a good laugh once they swam back and scared the kids.

[@tbone4186]

That was great. A much needed rest from freak accidents and death.

[@FourthRulerEntity]

Anyone who has ever been a child knows that when you don’t tell the why. THEY GO TO FIND OUT THE WHY.

[@Yurabobr]

Dam... I skipped child and was born a boy so never had the chance to be a child 😎🤣

[@mrfus9041]

@@Yurabobr are you trying to be edgy

[@thomascarey6344]

Fr if they just said "there's a shit ton of massive spiders up there" no one would've gone to check it out

[@bruh._.101lol4]

As a child I can confirm:)

[@no_peace]

@@thomascarey6344 if they acted like it was no big deal most kids wouldn't even be interested

[@cherokeewarcry]

"Why does it have to be dock spiders? Why can't it be dock butterflies?" --Ron Weasly

[@princesabonita79]

Reminded me of professor Dumbledore telling students to stay away from the forest and the 2nd floor lol

[@craftedhenry7241]

Students may not go into the forbidden forest For sneaking out at night, you shall spend the rest of the night in the forbidden forest as detention.

[@cherokeewarcry]

@@craftedhenry7241 That's pretty messed up.

[@ronweasley5445]

It’s Weasley you mong

[@cherokeewarcry]

@@ronweasley5445 The whole planet is a got-damned dumpster fire and you're pissy about a slight mi-spelling of your last name?? Who are you really? Donald Trump??

[@alicegraham1571]

I had the most horrifying experience of my own with dock/fishing spiders. My first job was for this river recreation company. It required taking kayakers and canoers out on one dock and picking them up at another dock miles down the river. One of my jobs was also to bail water out of the bateau that we had tied up to the main dock. I remember having to walk out about ten feet out into the river on top of the bateau and being SURROUNDED by those horrible things. I remember crying while forcing myself to pump out as much water as i could before i finally couldn't take it anymore. Just for the record i dont hate spiders nor like killing them but they still make my skin crawl, especially with how big they get.

[@rockybullshite927]

It's no big deal, they can only lay about 1,000 eggs at one time😬🤣

[@dylancobalt7807]

They're pretty harmless, fishing spiders especially, but a dock spider bite feels only like a light bee sting

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

As a rule of thumb, the larger the spider, the less likely they are to be venomous. The big ones evolved to chase down and overpower their prey, whereas the smaller ones rely on potent venom (and webs, usually) to immobilise their food. Of course, many species break this rule: Sydney funnel-webs, Brazilian wandering spiders, white-tail spiders, etc.

[@zoot9393]

I have both anxiety AND arachnophobia, and I still listened to this anyway....If I have nightmares tonight, well, it was still worth the chill. 🕷🕷😱😱🌊🌊

[@Rizz_guy]

Wassup baby girl

[@megagnome4776]

@@Rizz_guytf

[@kl9045]

​@@Rizz_guycreepy 😳 😬

[@MakeCaliRedAgain]

After I saw that movie Arachnophobia in my childhood, I checked under the toilet seat for YEARS before sitting down. YEARS

[@sonnyevans5686]

Moral of the story: Don’t go in a lake with someone called Kyle

[@cliftonsargent1572]

🤣

[@resher2483]

Why always Kyle

[@pab1381]

Kyles on that bullshit again. Karen’s and kyles man lol

[@pab1381]

@MEMER Erik Knight -_- well tell your brother he’s gotta take it back for kyles across the world.

[@Kyle-pj2mo]

Hey. I think I’m pretty trustworthy.

[@chadarracks]

"No one would go near it, except for Kyle" I'm just imagining a monster energy drink in his hand.

[@bobgait4054]

You already know it

[@mfanwelikeit3760]

And a Fox cap on his head

[@portalmanHUN]

Vans shoes

[@i_am_caz]

This comment had me in stitches 😭😂

[@brambleon]

*punches a hole in some drywall while holding a monster* "Were going to this dock" But also, as a former rebellious child, hearing "dont go here just because we say so" is an invitation To go there and find out why its forbidden

[@relent-lass7510]

Those spiders would have me leaving camp” Even the pictures freaked me out

[@BFoxy1326]

of all the horror stories i thought i came to this channel for, this was the one i didn’t ask for and horrified my inner arachnophobe the most 😂

[@davidb8815]

"Should we tell the kids about the endless horde of aquatic spiders?" "Oh no no, I'm sure their boundless curiosity about something mysterious will keep them away"

[@ghostslayer1981]

True. Kids just disobey rules with no apparent reason for existing cause ok then. Glad I'm avoiding water spiders by listening

[@chemical_hex_beware3106]

I was just thinking that yeah you should tell those little bastards about the beasts living in the dock. Strike fear in dem kids.

[@judyayson]

Why have I never heard of aquatic spiders?

[@Bryuk91]

NOPE! Won't be going on any docks ever in life. Never have, never will. Plus: I know being on one, surrounded by deep water, will make my anxiety go through the roof. 😰

[@blewprent]

Comment of the year.

[@davidw7348]

Camp Councilor: that dock is dangerous, stay away Child: Oh, now I have to go VS Camp Councilor: that dock is infested with fish eating spiders Child: where is the crafts room?

[@amberrose3073]

If it was me it would be “okay and the nearest bus stop is where?” 😂😂

[@esewhachudoinn]

Bro facts id never go if he told what it was

[@brokearse2011]

I'd be that kid that still feels the need to verify what the coordinator has told you

[@travismooney485]

Exactly!! giant spiders that can run and jump on water! even can breath under water for 30 mins!!! hell naw im not going near the first doc!! hahaha

[@RadenWA]

“They don’t tell them because don’t want to scare them” Well turns out scaring someone is the best way to make them stay away from something, isn’t it?

[@beingcharlee]

At the first spider, I knew where this was going. Yet, I kept watching. I can't wait for the nightmares this causes to start. 😳

[@nbHawkeye]

Another quite horrifying spider fact - they can breathe underwater. About two years ago I left a bucket outside to dry off and then it started to rain quite a bit. After it had stopped and everything was somewhat dry I decided to retrieve said bucket which was filled with rain water and there just happened to be a somewhat big spider in there. So, when I dumpfed it into the toilet said arachnid tried to jump out before being sucked down. That was quite scary.

[@72horses75]

MrBallen: *anxiety warning* Me with anxiety: *click*

[@timg6290]

Sameeee

[@ivechang6720]

💯

[@Deletainiaa]

Same tho-

[@donald9368]

I’m a pussy so I’m watching this in the day with headphones on around my family lol

[@merryman45]

ME 😂

[@brick5533]

This story is proof that you should tell children why they shouldn't do something.

[@barbaravance6774]

Agreed! This is what I did with my boys. I used to think my parents were idiots because they never told my why. All I got when asking was, " Because I told you so." My sons have never done anything that I explicitly told them not to.

[@abyssar6409]

@@barbaravance6774 Thank you! I’m sure you’ll raise them well!

[@GretchenV95]

Yes omg

[@noregrets1107]

Absolutely! Make something "taboo" and they're guaranteed to do it. Facts.

[@sonny8599]

@@barbaravance6774 Additionally, I think its possible that even if they're too stubborn to obey, the trauma of the consequences wont be as bad as when they didnt know whats gonna happen. Its only my guess.

[@melaniebryn2553]

Out of the dozens and dozens of MrBallen videos I still have to catch up on, two nights in a row I randomly choose a video that has spiders in it, my worst fear. The other story I didn't even finish, but this one - despite the fact I could guess exactly where it was going after they found the first spider - I just had to finish. I did, however, hide the tab so I didn't have to look at any images of spiders while I listened, which made it *slightly* more bearable, since I can get a panic attack just looking at them. 😫

[@Aecentric]

This would be one of the closest living nightmares I would have ever experienced. I used to love docks and the water - no more 😆

[@jefffinkbonner9551]

Kids: "I wonder what's out at that dock..." Swimming swarming spiders: "We've been trying to contact you about your pool noodle's extended warranty!"

[@graceknight2471]

😅😅😅

[@lilybug7027]

UNDERRATED AF

[@pennyfullerton3529]

i laughed so fkn hard at this comment it woke all my dogs up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SunRayz3r]

Great comment!

[@wolfen498]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ugotmossed84]

This would have never happened to me. After seeing the first spider on the ladder I would swam to shore as fast as possible.

[@mrsikes410]

I would’ve had a heart attack if I saw a spider running on water I don’t care the size of it

[@rayhinto]

wonder how far you will make it when chaos rises in the world

[@syncopatedglory]

@rayhinto wtf??? humans are wired to be wary of spiders and snakes because there are species that can very quickly deliver fatal bites. your weird attempt at a flex is not inspiring lol

[@kimsmith6342]

​@rayhinto pretty far If there is a giant spider I'm running away from!😂

[@vivianbrown2258]

As someone with severe arachnophobia I was about to faint during this video 🫣 phenomenal story telling abilities tho! I’ve watch a ton of your videos and adore every one of them

[@Unimpressed_Giyu]

as a person with a fear of spiders this made my skin crawl.😅

[@Rampala]

MrBallen: "Cave diving accidents!" Me: "Yep." MB: "Headless corpses in the wilderness!" Me: "Sure." MB: "Chance encounters with serial killers!" Me: "Tell me more." MB: "Giant spiders than can swi--" Me: "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"

[@morganb673]

NO LITERALLY WTF WAS THIS I SWORE I FELT THEM😖😖😖😖😖 he said “felt a spider cling to his head” and i about ripped my hair off thinking it was a spider😭😭

[@galilali4]

I agree!

[@sandynix5268]

DEFINITELY!!!😂

[@Brandon-br7tc]

Lol yes for sure

[@Drxmzz5969]

😫😫😫😫😫😫

[@wyattlittle2196]

him: “all of a sudden HUNDREDS of those huge-“ me: *nope*

[@QixTheDS]

I'm not prone to putting my hands over my mouth in fear, but at that moment I, a grown fucking man, turned into a middle school school girl, and put my hands over my mouth and nose in that slanted triangle way with my mouth agape. Damn near about to shit myself the whole time, because I fucking HATE spiders with a burning passion.

[@gunveen7049]

LITERALLY OMFG

[@ItsMissChas5]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's what I did! I had to put my phone down!

[@ItsMissChas5]

@@QixTheDS ME TOO!!!!! 🥴🥴🥴

[@jhonnymark7581]

Bugs Bunny: *N O*

[@sidekickz2180]

This may be the most wholesome Mr. Ballen video ever

[@Mrs.LadeyBug]

Oh! My! Goodness!!!!! This is not the only giant spider-infested dock! I had an experience that I would desperately like to forget when I was in junior high. This is the first time I have heard of anyone else having a horror story like I did around the same age. Eeeeeek!!!

[@nj7969]

“No one is going near that dock... well unless you’re Kyle” Oh God damnit Kyle

[@barbaravance6774]

My son's name is Kyle.🤔And he would really want to do this! 😳 But Thank God my Kyle listens. 💕

[@ScarsFromTomorrow1]

It's always fucking Kyle!

[@Semper_Fidelis_]

Goddammit Kyle

[@parker_smith72]

lol same

[@annielane1843]

I totally read that in Cartman voice 🤣

[@nosorab3]

"That dock... is *_dangerous!_* " vs "That dock is full of spiders. Spiders big enough to eat fish." Which is the more effective deterrent

[@blakeh1234]

I’m going to be honest, we all know that asshole that would hear that and go to it anyway.

[@valeriepfeifer7777]

Spiders!!

[@changeintheair9648]

In North Western Ontario, Canada - there were dock spiders. They could skim over the water and were predators of minnows. But I never knew they could swim under water. Always was scared of those spiders. Spiders are my one phobia.

[@thecaptainsnark]

the only reason to lie would be if the truth were actually enticing enough to get kids to ignore the danger. Some kids might be like 'yea that sounds fun lets go look at horrible spiders' but if they did they would NOT have gotten onto the dock like they did they'd just go look. Also, that genuinely seems like an interesting camp excursion to bring campers to learn about the spiders.

[@maxmendizabal2296]

Frfr

[@DiceConnor420]

Most of y'all freaking out about the spiders. Me I'm over here laughing at the fact that karma said, "Hold my vodka and watch this shit!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Isaiah-ft5nx]

You should have stated “spider warning” this is beyond anxiety inducing lol

[@colinstewart1432]

Indiana Jones-level spiders 🤣🤣🤣

[@d-v1199]

But that would spoil the ending

[@lizz330]

Most scary story ever from mr ballen

[@noellec7211]

As someone with an extreme fear of spiders...nah. I am however looking around me as we speak and feel itches everywhere.

[@miguelramos9274]

Eheemmmmm “sitting on the dock is a Thick bodied long legged spider” how did you know see the plot when he said this

[@jackcristo1628]

Spiders: And we would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

[@clemflynn7067]

And their dumb dog!!!! Rooby-rooby-roooooo

[@MrsDotWhit]

😂😂😂

[@marwan4358]

I'm crying 😂

[@ddivincenzo1194]

Scooby Doo!

[@Blacksnowfanfics]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aanonymousamanda1711]

You have a whole bunch of adolescents, who already think they're invincible, and you dangle the "far away dock" in their faces. Of course they are going to try

[@katastrophicworld]

I know when I was a juvenile delinquent my punk ass would've done exactly what Kenny did, but only if I couldn't find a boat to steal firstl. Just for the fact that im being told I can't go to the dock, MY ass would not rest until I prove to myself I can and would.. Especially if I wasn't given a reason why it's off limits, that would just make it seem more mysterious and motivate me even more so, to conquer it..

[@guymontag162]

This was the first Mr. Ballen video I ever watched.

[@angelalane1307]

If I have a bug on me I'll end up beating the shit out of myself swatting it away!! I'd freaking DIE from a heart attack on that dock!!!

[@joelsefur666]

The dock is where they kept all their monster energy drinks. That’s why Kyle was so drawn to it.

[@timg6290]

"C'mon dude. Itll be hella littie, ahaha"

[@keanuschoeman3816]

Yes it is thats why my friend did the same because we threw his in a pool so he jumped in to go get it

[@squidwardtentacle2217]

Na there limited edition monsters

[@squidwardtentacle2217]

@@halalchilly6066 bru I saw the notification and though it was a scrubby video

[@wolfiethewolf6712]

Joelsefur oh my god yes that is the best idea yet!

[@TammyBundleballs]

I legitimately feel if they just told the kids the truth, they would be less likely to swim out to that island. Personally, my curiosity (even as an adult) would make me want to swim there too. But if they said it was spider island, I would say, "ok then! Nevermind!"

[@absolutechad5428]

Idk even with the knowledge of the spiders I still feel like I'd want to check it out.

[@cg2bx264]

And back it up with a picture of one of them just to really ram the point home!!!!

[@davidkuzur5186]

I wondered why they didn't take a boat/canoe out to it but yeah I agree. I would've went too but if they told me about the spiders, Fuck No!! Edit: maybe on the last day of camp (cuz after burning their home down they could be everywhere), with some molotov cocktails but I'd be paddling like a mofo after throwing a couple Lol!!

[@djmac8537]

MrBallen: No one’s going there. Me: 👀 MrBallen: Well unless you’re Kyle. Me: There it is.

[@carmelellis817]

That would be my worst nightmare suffering with arachnophobia..

[@Paradox_Incognito]

"Well, unless you're Kyle." _Gosh dang it, Kyle_

[@stranger4174]

Wtf is up Kyle

[@complexgamer2878]

Lol yes

[@jennifermckinley9285]

😏⬅️Kyle be like. 😅😅Hey look at me I'm doing something I'm not supposed to, I hope I don't get caught!!!!😆😆 I love you Mr.Ballen

[@RhiannaForbes]

Step the fuck up Kyle

[@jennifermckinley9285]

😆

[@yesitsme712]

Serial killers, disappearances, unsolved cases, etc... yep, I'm here for it. You started talking about spiders and I'm freaking out and worried about nightmares

[@violagentsch]

😆 🤣

[@angelawilliams1372]

Same!

[@salliy9284]

I absolutely agree

[@MohammadAli-pv8er]

I am lying in my bed in the darkness now and dont feel save. I am about to jump from my bed at any moment right now 😂

[@krisneyberry4418]

No same! I had to pause the video and cringe cause everything in me just feels so disgusted and uncomfortable from the spiders

[@TheGoddessBast]

This one combines 2 of my worst Phobias. Deep water (anything I can't stand up in) & spiders. Ew 🌊🌊🕷 🕸 🕷 🕸

[@sonicartzldesignerclan5763]

Spiders are one of the most nicest animals on our planet If you scared of a spider just give him a booniehat

[@TheGoddessBast]

I understand logically that most spiders are not a threat to me, but Phobias do not come from logical thinking. I do challenge my phobia of them. I remind myself that they don't want to hurt me, that they're good creatures to have around. I appreciate their role in pest control & I am amazed by the things they can do. If I need to move a spider out of my house or something, I try to do it gently. I have moved some very small spiders by hand & even challenged myself to handle a pet Rose-knee Tarantula.

[@ayafresh4075]

Wow! This was a fun one, haha! I thought the spiders might be poisonous (or ravenous), but obviously the boys lived to tell the story, so I was just wondering how it would go! Spooky sound affects!

[@JofoKitty]

Honestly the way most of his stories end I actually expected the spiders to eat the boy. 😂

[@stomper5432]

@The13thRonin but they didn't though

[@stomper5432]

@The13thRonin duh

[@valleyoclarity7635]

or at least he would have got bit and died trying to swim back while the spiders' neurotoxin paralyzed his lungs and/or heart!! I am glad no children died in the making of this story.

[@gaynorberry5759]

Haha me too 😂

[@EmperorZelos]

I am disappointed none died.

[@izuwooftheoneandonly1569]

I would have been long gone after the first spider was spotted

[@oniasaa]

Same

[@logi0.9ndplzexplain10]

*sees spider on dock* Me: aight, ima head out

[@kingschlong9698]

Bruh I would've called a B2 Bomber right then in there

[@notresponsibleforyourtears]

Spider.....water...yea no thank you

[@wideputinisjesus1179]

@izuwold 88 Gone? I would have been out of the damn country

[@maxim619]

OMG!!! After hundreds of hours of John's stories of brutal murder and horrifying encounters with Yeti-like creatures, this is the story that made me freak out!! and no one even got hurt...

[@luxurylifela4559]

This would have given me a heart attack. I would probably have drowned from panic.

[@alexplays6407]

MrBallen: they can run on water, they can….. Me: No more camping, swimming near docks, no more fishing in docks, no more nothing with docks

[@tallboy7736]

MrBallen your born for this and I thank you...I listen to you most of the day I drive a redi-mix truck I actually bought a bluetooth radio just so I can connect my phone and listen to all day at work and it makes my work day way better!! Thank you!!

[@michaelzacharia7440]

I’ll never look at a dock the same again.

[@daxlowe4829]

Same. I absolutely hate spiders.

[@Happychickennug]

Agreed

[@christiefitzgerald5843]

@@daxlowe4829 most of us do! god i hate phobias! but's its part of life.

[@nelita8625]

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[@nelita8625]

@@Happychickennug yaqwmw

[@danielleschiazza6172]

I'm actually surprised after seeing the spider and hearing that scratching noise they didn't automatically put 2 & 2 together.

[@thediamonddragon1369]

Finding out what was wrong with it made my skin crawl by the end 😖

[@donut_cherries3855]

This has thoroughly strengthened my fear of spiders.

[@hahagotcha2586]

Same 😬😬

[@ToffeeCoffee001]

Me, with very much anxiety and has a fear or everything I swear: ima watch this

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

This made me think of Ron Weasley 😂😂 poor kid

[@anthonyayer5952]

I am officially never going on a dock again

[@lastbutfirst266]

Can you imagine being chase by one of these spiders that is big enough to eat a fish? It’s like penny wise in spider form. Ewwww.

[@dontcallmeEmmy]

The level of “hell to the no” is off the charts

[@glennhinksmon762]

Growing up in NW New Jersey, those spiders were the bane of my child hood. Every dock, rock wall or similar shelter had these spiders. Despite living several homes away from the lake, found one in the shower. 45 years later I still open showers cautiously.

[@kevinkarsnia109]

Dock spiders are a part of life if you are swimming in northern MN. We used to hit them with pool noodles and they get extremely large but are shy for the most part.

[@SkelterRed]

Veteran to veteran im proud of how you adjusted to the civilian life and did something vets rarely do. You give me hope watching your videos that more vets don’t have to be cops, work security or become mercs or live inside a bottle. I appreciate you brother. 🙌

[@oougahersharr]

I'm a vet, PTSD from the Persian Gulf War, and I have an office job. I am fairly well adjusted. I am thinking your view of your fellow vets may be skewed by whatever circumstances you have witnessed. I have held this job since 1999 and so, I think more of us can adjust than you think. But yes, it's nice to find fellow vets thriving. :-) All the warm wishes and good feelings towards my fellows. (Former Navy hospital corpsman)

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

Thank you for your services I can't even begin to express my respect and gratitude for veterans and those who are still fighting (my great grandpa fought in WWII and he's still my hero)

[@lillywright8876]

@@your_dad_on_vacation Tell your grandpa I am eternally grateful for his and so many others' services.

[@whyjnot420]

With the respect that vets deserve I would like to ask: Is rarely the proper word here? I have heard many stories of military vets having trouble adjusting, esp. when they are actual combat veterans, but given the sheer number of vets out there it has always seemed to me to be a small but not insignificant number that have this problem. Perhaps I only ask this due to my personal experience with my father, who served 2 tours in Vietnam and spent just shy of 7 years in the army, getting up to E-6 before a medical retirement. I was born several years after he retired from the army and never saw him really have any difficulty in his life from as far back as I can remember. He has owned several small businesses over the years, some fairing better than others and generally speaking seems to have lived a decent civilian life in his now 75 years on this planet (he was a V-E day present to my grandmother and grandfather). Sure this is just one person, the only vet I know extremely well as he is my dad, but far from the only combat vet I know as well, all of whom have to the best of my knowledge assimilated back into society without issue. BY NO MEANS do I intend for this to demean vets who have trouble getting back into the civilian way of things, esp. combat vets. The military is a different world and combat, well combat is combat. But that said I cannot help but think the use of the term 'rarely' ignores all the people who serve and do not have much if any issue returning to the civilian world. Also by no means do I mean this as any form of personal attack. "rarely" to me implies say a 1 in 1,000 or 1 in 10,000 chance while common would be say, 1 in 5 and uncommon would be something like 1 in 50 or 1 in 100. Of course 1 in 1,000 would still mean a metric f**kton of people with the issue of readjusting to civilian life due to the sheer number of people who have served. What I have heard from my father and others, is the lack of support given to vets coming home by the govt that shipped them off in the first place (all vets I know are volunteers), seemingly leaving it up to the vets themselves to readjust for the most part (not to say there is no support out there, just far far far less than should be given to people who choose to serve the country I am very proud to call home and therefore by that virtue, serve me, for which I will always say thank you). I would love some more detailed info on this subject because I cannot for certain remember any hard statistics from a reliable source talking about the numbers involved here. Everything I know on this subject is anecdotal and therefore carries no weight when talking about vets as a whole in any given time period, obviously a vet returning from Vietnam had a very different experience than a vet returning from WW2, so as the history nerd in me is apt to do, I treat each era as related but ultimately different things, since you cannot use the optics of today to learn about say, the war of 1812. caveat: everything here is meant within the context of the US, I am sure other nations suffer similar problems but my knowledge on this subject outside of the US is sparse to say the least. And again, thank you to all who have served.

[@emacias1473]

Bright insight is another great KZbin page ran by a veteran his channel is on ancient civilizations and Egypt and the history they don’t teach you in schools if you’re into historical stuff as well highly recommend supporting his page. Thank you for your services and fighting for our freedom hope the new year brings you all better days 🙏🏻

[@rustyblade9366]

I think this actually would've killed me. Like, the fear would've actually killed me.

[@Hanzo_Hasashi]

Same...

[@Hello-yg1ss]

Lol

[@pippinhootinanny3661]

On I hate this story.

[@hollyperrin7353]

Go to the far away dock, they said. It will be fun, they said.

[@markuschristiansen7874]

I would have snapped my own neck

[@anitatheunicorn4203]

Out of every scary story this beats all the rest 🫠

[@gman24310]

As soon as he said, “They saw a small spider perched on the ladder…,” my heart sank. I knew exactly where this story was going to go. Lol

[@stryder6253]

"No one was going near it (the dock), well, except for Kyle." What a Kyle thing to do.

[@blc28x]

Lol very appropriate

[@ueltrades9479]

I thought of this video as SOON as he said kyle 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnXGpHaQYs6spZo

[@blc28x]

@@ueltrades9479 LMFAOOOOO noo need for two Kyles!! Video funny af

[@troll9682]

He's such a Kyle

[@Roxy-ch4gv]

Freaking Kyle, man.

[@kylecarman8063]

Point of the story. Never go anywhere with a guy named Kyle, unless you’re up for an adventure.

[@emmathorne8251]

Or cracking coke bottles and riding broken dirt bikes over a cliff

[@skiedoll5485]

My bf name is Kyle lol

[@coleytoons]

My brothers name is Kyle. We talk maybe once a year because I never know what he is going to come at me with. So you're correct Kyle's=????

[@emmathorne8251]

@@skiedoll5485 Its a joke

[@skiedoll5485]

@@emmathorne8251 I can assure u all Kyles r the same lmao 😂

[@Driftwood_91]

That is the most anxiety inducing, phobia enhancing story I will ever hear... 3 more times LOL

[@alpschild]

100% haha!

[@tammykane-nyane6190]

I didn't know these spiders existed and really wish I still didn't know. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.. lol

[@J12F]

MrBallen should make his own podcast, like if you agree.

[@tuckercook7426]

That would be awesome

[@newundead3364]

Very awesome

[@daltonmcdaniel7918]

He had one for a minute I think he stopped but it’s where he explained what B.U.Ds is I’m not sure if it’s still going

[@growingatailll7173]

That would be insane

[@xXSukiiiXx]

YES

[@CriticalTechReviews]

That is surprisingly wholesome. Nice that nobody died, I really thought they'd drown while trying to combat the spiders.

[@Hannah-zc8gn]

Right? I was expecting Mark to be the only survivor from a mysterious swamp monster or once everyone got to shore Kyle would be missing

[@RoninWaffle]

I thought for sure one of them was gonna hit their head and drown or panic and drown or get bitten hundreds of times and die of spider venom. Such a relief that they're just traumatized lmao

[@karrielangdon-iy4my]

This just freaked me out. Thank you for telling this story so brilliantly

[@lalehiandeity1649]

They don’t tell the campers about the dock so they don’t scare them. Scaring them would be an effective method of ensuring they don’t swim out.

[@youtubeSuckssNow]

Its like Hogwarts and the forbidden forest. "Everything there will kill you so stay the fuck away" and it worked

[@siresorb1419]

After reading the official brother's Grimm book of fairytales and what in the fucks, can confirm.

[@ontherims3284]

Its so you can scare the one's who don't listen. Or so that the kids are not worried about water spiders while swimming in the usual area.

[@kane00000]

You go be a camp counselor there since you would obviously be the best at anything you ever attempt.

[@DefianceGal]

Some would see it as an adventure and will get the others to go by calling them a scaredy cat or a chicken. Some boys still have their egos.

[@LBCLary]

Spiders are like "We just wanted to talk to you about your extended warranty!!" 😂😂😂

[@OFFICER125GAMINGOFFICIAL]

😂😂😂

[@paulablack1863]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sancraft1]

🤣😅😂

[@bridgettemorrison3455]

Do you know how to get to bells canyon

[@ripwakez955]

@@bridgettemorrison3455 lmaooooo. Dude idk why but that voice scared the shit outta me when I first listened to it

[@deviljoegaming]

This has made me vividly aware of every single hair on my body

[@Mark-ef7pi]

That's the kind of story friends laugh about long into adulthood.

[@tanyahill8744]

Anyone else get mad itches and a creepy feeling of things crawling on you after listening about the far away dock?? Only MrBallen can explain something so well you can feel like you actually there

[@durgadivinewrath8879]

I get random itches and the feeling of something crawling on me often, creeps me out every time 😐

[@thearbiter6350]

Yes i did. Like soon as he mentioned it. The pics didn't help either. Yes he's an awesome story teller. It's actually quite amazing.

[@michaeldelano3645]

It made my balls crawl

[@tanyahill8744]

@@michaeldelano3645 omfg hahahaha

[@YaHear1003]

God I thought I was the only one

[@RetroJ3000]

"There's not much going on out here except maybe that weird spider" Everyone: 😨

[@kristymcelroy9356]

that right there just ........ shook me to the bone, my worst, just..........i dont know how to put in words........them kids will never be right after that kind of terror. i will never be right after hearing that in such vivid detail to where i really just get the chills down to my bone.

[@lanewhittington]

I grew up in the north and this brings up some memories. Dock spiders are Canada's tarantulas.

[@Evilcarrot507]

kyle and his friends: mess around in the dock spiders: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!

[@totallyfrozen]

At least Kyle got the worst of it. He deserved that for pressuring the others to go.

[@troydony2327]

San andres for life.

[@kathy618]

Here I'm thinking "this cant be too bad, its probably about stalkers, serial killers, or something paranormal. I can handle that..." And then it's about spiders... Safe to say, I couldnt handle it.

[@suonatar1]

Not just spiders. SWIMMING SPIDERS. Creepy crawlers that can scuba dive for 30 minutes! 😫😱🤮 That's just wrong on another level, almost paranormal. I'm having trouble processing that.

[@notsureiL]

@@suonatar1 Normal spiders are nasty enough 😣 Goodbye sleep.

[@michellesalazar3634]

Me too spiders are a no no no

[@mariamariafujoshiinurarea2524]

i was okay until he said they got into his hair; i was like i m outta here

[@caseythomas9977]

@@suonatar1 yeah totally what type of creature is that monster! 😳🙅😣😱

[@loripowell5088]

As a kid my family camped every summer all over the western U.S. and B.C. Canada. Many summers over the years. Learned a great deal and saw so much wildlife and beautiful and remote places. We learned so much from our parents and grandparents. I have never in my 66 years heard of dock spiders! I cant imagine what those kids had to go through. I no doubt would not have made it back to shore because I would have died of fright. Dock spiders? Yikes!

[@macktheriffer]

Wow. I had an experience of a dock spider chasing me on the water, swimming after me! No one truly understood the horror, but thanks to you Mr. Ballen, people might begin to believe my story 🤣

[@casual_donut_user]

My therapist saying underwater spider attacks don't exist. Doc spider: hello !

[@alexx7430]

I love that “well, unless your Kyle” 😂

[@bridgetteeddy6260]

🤣🤣

[@stephaniejoholmes-ray6665]

Och

[@bewuga4141]

Oh ⁹

[@judyayson]

Reminds you of Southpark 😆

[@bridgetteeddy6260]

@@judyayson yeees!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandracohen0694]

That sound used for the spiders was anxiety inducing.

[@skywishr1313]

glad none of the kids lost their lives or anything...this is a great story