Why I Don't Go Out With The Male Cousins No More | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

[@lamontevlogs]

He's going down as one of the best story tellers in comedy. I don't care what nobody says.

[@smorris7713]

💯

[@kmdudich]

I don’t think anyone could argue with that

[@emmanuel7690]

Grammatically speaking. Nobody doesn't exist so nobody will not say anything

[@faizelwales]

​@@emmanuel7690👊🤣🤣

[@Hugo-Hernandez]

​@@emmanuel7690 😂😂. My stupid self had to read the comment like 2-3 times to catch on 😂😂

[@Classic.kat13]

Just wanted to say, I’m in labor and this is the only thing I want to hear right now. I need these laughs🙌🏾 **UPDATE** Thank you everyone for your kind and funny well wishes. I had baby booskie that night after 5 hours of labor. Baby is very healthy and happy and mama is all healed up.

[@calioslimmest955]

Wow hope everything goes well!!💪🏾🙏🏽

[@shadeanamcneal5549]

Congratulations

[@vonneal1]

I hope everything went well 🙏🏾

[@XiAdu2]

🎉🎉🎉🎊Congratulations 🎊🎉🎉🎉

[@kmdudich]

Congratulations!!

[@TRNcBrwn357]

The bass in the club messin' with my heart😂🤣🤣☠️

[@rhodabaruch4]

Relatable!

[@willowy2161]

The club and the cars....sat in a car for a few drops and had to get out

[@MrVovansim]

Bwaaaaawaaawwaaaa

[@chozen9]

I thought it was just me 😂

[@I.n.g.r.a.t.a]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tmac19635]

I love this story because it's true that different types of alcohol affect you differently. I haven't had a drink in 30 years and let me tell you that the world is a better place because of it. In my early adulthood the crew I ran with we were drinking on a budget. Drinking Seagram's gin. Jim Bean which is whiskey. It was nothing nice. I tell people that I'm allergic to alcohol. People ask me, oh it breaks your skin out or something. I tell them, no it breaks me out in handcuffs 😂

[@lesley5380]

😂

[@Damj1514]

😂

[@Ooohokay]

😂

[@dlew4434]

Hilarious! #CommentOfTheDay 🏆

[@channellbrown6889]

I felt this wholeheartedly 😂

[@rayskilla74]

bro u literally just described damn near my entire going out with brothers n cousins off that Henny...we done got tazed, pepper sprayed...shot at....stole on....even preached to (drunk ass cousin drive us to wrong house, we all sleep in the car, wake up to pastor lecturing us for being drunk in his yard) 😂

[@marstha1]

Well dam😅😅😅

[@taleneanderson1785]

😂😂😂 I just screamed!!!

[@devontricmoore]

You just reminded me of the Lavell Crawford bit about getting pulled over with his cousin.

[@tinathomas7659]

Whoa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dedefbaby7828]

😂😂😂😂

[@feels1510]

The bass in the club is messing with my heartttt 💀💀😭🤣

[@ImJustSayingBTW]

For real.

[@brendanxtrom]

I’ve definitely been to that club.

[@PowerfulHabits]

“I had my feet in the air…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@BurstVisualDesigns]

That's how you know you done got old 😮😅

[@davidmcdonald6011]

I almost choked 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wimana868]

"I done messed around and rocked myself to sleep"😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@BoBo-n4v]

"that shit was funny" 👀

[@cocean158]

"...ohh... he got a PAUSE wit it!" Done💀😂😂😂😂

[@vc6103]

​@@cocean158😂😂😂😂 dead

[@toyarw]

😊 my

[@Bigwavewavy]

Goodness

[@worldadventuretravel]

Of all the great storytelling comedians out there, Ali Siddiq is still the GOAT. The Domino Effect is a masterpiece.

[@robertrowdy8753]

I see ali I gotta press play

[@karladizz]

Period!😂

[@marstha1]

Facts

[@MzPeaconGemini]

Facts lol

[@nah-i7068]

Nah frfr 😹 legend

[@MsColey1986]

Every time!!!

[@junior3dc]

He 100% described me on margaritas. No lies detected 😅

[@mandysofia4104]

"The bartender went passed alotta safe likka" 😂😂😂

[@BuddaFly18]

He ain’t lying about the base messing with your heart! I can’t take that ish no mo! Just loud and vibrating and got my heart palpitating and ish!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Mycarisloose]

You cant spell “bass” or sh-t 😂

[@JanWynd]

Straight up Fam. I"m in my 40's now. Aint nobody got no time for dat! All kinda weird azz hummin dat got my body thinkin we in a earthquake 'cus yo ol skool lowrider got da boomin system in it when you drive by, type makin my starbux coffee spill out da cup n shit. Man later for all dat!

[@Essence2785]

Absolutely 😂

[@rael.5967]

Dude when I was young I couldn't sit in the backseat of my friend's car when I was stoned bc the bass in the trunk would give me an anxiety attack 😂

[@BuddaFly18]

@@Mycarisloose are you a child? I’ve managed to spell more complex words in that sentence, so of course I can spell “bass”, it was a simple mistake. Those who read it understood the intent. Clearly this experience wasn’t meant for you. Also, I prefer not to write or speak profanity. Now run along and go play with a fidget spinner or whatever children do these days! 🥴🙄

[@IAuMatu]

“They just po’in this shit like we in a saloon!” 😂😂😂

[@TheLovely990]

Ali Siddiq storytelling is unmatched. "That base is too loud, man." 😅😅😅😅

[@lehlohonolomphuthi4]

"unregulated pour" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jomowynter2081]

There's no pleasant Hennessey story 😅😅😅😅. Straight Facts

[@callowaycomedy7910]

“I can hear, I’m on margaritas”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@creativerain3525]

I am a witness! You in FACT can not hear after 8 shots of Hennessy. 😂😂

[@rocknew1624]

I can't hear after 1 shot of Henn - or see.

[@chromeheatta]

😂

[@syoung4724]

8 shots!? I'm done after 4 shots 😂😂

[@miahorstman4353]

@@creativerain3525 😆😆😆😆

[@zagnifproductions]

Oh LAWT, drunk off the Henn AND he's a Que??? Im suprised he didnt just start barking at the cop 😂😂😂

[@ImJustSayingBTW]

Lol

[@charnelllaster3854]

@@zagnifproductions same 🤣🤣🤣

[@nomadqueen1111]

Facts. Da Bruhz give zero fks. 😂

[@SnaQsBynum]

DEF some bruh shit but as always BE OWT DOGGIE

[@borlanderobertson5666]

See you front row Denver❤❤ my wife and I are excited to see you.

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Thank you!!

[@FamilyAlwaysComes1st]

My brother you can’t leave us in a drought like this keep them videos coming 💯

[@StayMelo94]

Bro I clicked this video so fast when I seen it was recent 😂

[@nakitialaureano]

Expeditiously 😂

[@elliotselmon7581]

TRUTH!!

[@mylesmikieal]

"He gotta pause with his shit" 😂😂😂

[@kastinblak6677]

I’m crine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JanWynd]

Dat shit KILLT me!

[@anthonyjones9843]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abayomiearl9060]

Dawgggggg🤣😭😭😩

[@AddingValue365]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rob_bg1668]

Them Q's never let the party die

[@detroitsmooth7520]

Bet!

[@AH-yw6bh]

Exactly. You know how we do

[@drepctechnician7703]

"oooo! He gotta pause with his shit" 😂😂😂

[@BelovedOne03]

😂🤣😂😂

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

This is me at the club now a days. At 32 years old I ain't about to spend my saturday night in deafening sounds of sh*tty music, drinking sh*t that takes me a week to recover from just so I can meet people I don't even like.

[@samn3276]

That part!

[@sylviacalhoun5245]

😂😂😂

[@lamarcusaustin3220]

I’m with you on the week to recover lmao😂

[@syrritajones2538]

I’m 33 and I wholeheartedly agree. I can’t hang like I used to 😩😂

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

@@syrritajones2538 Don't be sad. That's a good thing. You don't wanna be that old person in the club. You remember those. You remember how sad a sight that was.

[@rhodabaruch4]

Wasn’t sure how funny this was gonna be…it was HILARIOUS!

[@theartoflegacylegacycast4743]

The margarita cha -cha floored me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickjames21]

This man has a gift with story telling

[@natashanetters576]

I love this guy. He always have me laughing out loud, crying 😂 laughing.

[@ngyoungisillegal]

Jealousy will get you hot, but that Hennessy will get you shot."

[@kalihamilton985]

“I don’t hang with nobody that drink Hennessy “ I be saying the same thing ppl that drink Hennessy is dangerous🤣🤣

[@ken_kaniff246]

I have one Hennessey story and I've never shared it with a soul 😅

[@MeriamH.]

This truly made me laugh!

[@PurpleHazePro]

Never too late to share right now 😂

[@samchs222]

Please share

[@boomersooner535]

Do tell 👀😏

[@LKonandupward]

We're waiting with popcorn

[@samanthagraves9782]

It's getting late.. look it is 12:15😂😂 We on the same thing Ali😂❤

[@vincenthubbard7241]

Ali said the bass was messin with his heart! 😂😂

[@dubwheeler]

It's a true thing. Your heart tries to match the vibration. Most simplistic explanation.

[@N1SHAJAYHE]

It will.

[@garciavashchino1]

MotherFUCK!!! you sir are gift to us all!!! Thank you Ali for all you have gone through, being able to bury your the past and bloom amazing jokes from it!!!

[@dakotac180]

I see him I click. He always has me crying laughing. This is me any time I go out 😂 ready to go by midnight.

[@HerculesFit]

"He gone grab me, now we both out there getting shocked" 😂😂😂

[@zandranichols9651]

I just met Ali in Richmond last weekend (drove from MD) and already purchased my tickets for Northern VA. He’s funny nonstop from “Hey”!

[@MzReka]

I was there too.

[@suiteums]

Me toooooooo! Hope no one tries to record.

[@3rdherdwolfhound]

Ali you are the man when it comes to story telling. Got me ROFLMBAO!

[@KeksiOsheeks]

Ali, man. You don't miss. I don't know how you do it but you're ALREADY one of my all-time faves. God bless you, brother! Keep doing amazing!

[@EscimoJones]

When bruh said that was an unregulated pour I SCREAMED so loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BaebaeW]

Not messing with my heart!!!😂

[@Joybrowne1989]

The margarita dance.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ICECREAMASSASSIN]

Story telling on some magical spell casting level! Ali The Wizard Of Story Telling!

[@houndawg]

The brother knows how to tell a story

[@ICECREAMASSASSIN]

@houndawg No doubt fam!

[@djsmellnloud7246]

Because that ish be true af…cant make shit like that up😂😂😂

[@tonyflipshouses]

Indeed

[@teejack7804]

"You can't make any good decisions on Hennessy," You got that right! It always turns into a disaster. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@WolfTheImmortal]

I wish he had a video for us everyday

[@Nani-ThebrownsFan]

Ali boosted to one of my favorites. Definitely top two telling stories fasho. I only got Dave in front by longevity

[@50masta45]

The storytelling master

[@gbly3159]

I'm going to bed & then saw Ali.😏 Dagnabit!! I know I shouldn't do it BUT I did it anyways MUST PRESS ▶️... now it's 1:00AM & I'm up cracking up😏😂😂😂😂 Superb as usual sir❗️❗️

[@freebvsemusic7747]

“Out with my cousins!” This needs to be a whole short film lmfao

[@lucy111617]

his feet turned up when you go talk to the DJ about the bass is what is killing me😂😂"disrespectful" LMAO 🤣🤣

[@hakeemmuhammad9701]

The Greatest Story Teller I've Ever Heard...!!👍🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏾

[@kendrickwalker2803]

I'm in the building.. 10/6/24 Dallas Texas.. can't wait...lol

[@greaterishe7197]

Me too, can't wait... Charlotte 11/23/24

[@beb5407]

10-13-2024 Delaware in the building 😊

[@queend5493]

Did he just shimmy and cha cha? Ali is just funny!

[@Illstrator2]

10-20-30 years from now this will be still funny

[@skqq3250]

Ali you should be at 1m subs now. You are too hilarious. I feel you on that base. It is always in my chest!!!!

[@donaldwhitman8177]

Ali is one of the funniest story tellers in Comedy He can make a trip to McDonald’s sound hilarious

[@hasanibrowne2348]

Such amazing body humour lol he just keeps getting better. I saw the entire scene. One of my fave comedians always 😂🤩

[@Jgip34]

Brown liquor will put you down and not in a good way 😂

[@N1SHAJAYHE]

I agree.

[@DavidAlexanderHamm-yw2ns]

Its 1215am and been in here since 10pm I'm readyt to gooooo😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@ridge7524]

😂😂😂😂

[@pamelacofield5281]

He is hilarious!!! Wasn't a regulation pour, pouring like they're in a saloon 😂😂😂😂

[@clewis4826]

Thanks!

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Thank you!!

[@WilliamLaVant]

9:39 this Cha Cha & Shimmy Dance 😭

[@cmp319]

love how he sit's down and tells us stories...sad that his life experiences are freakin hilarious when he retell it.

[@PhillyyyindaFlush]

Holy !!!Philadelphia gone be lit 🔥 #cantwait

[@letashaluxuries]

🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️hilarious, so glad you posted the full story.

[@PamelaTurner-vu8ve]

Thank you, Mr. Siddiq 🌹

[@curtistinemiller4646]

THIS STORY HAD ME IN TEARS ,UM ON MARGHERITA"S ..😂😂😂

[@_naturallay]

Literal tears😂 Great set & storytelling!!!

[@Terryfrost219]

Ali has been the MVP of the 2020s so far with comedy in my humble opinion

[@hoodbabyqaun6150]

I've felt that bass in my chest before too!😂😂😂

[@SuperNigel61]

I've seen this clip about 5 or 6 times and I assume that he is drunk (or tipsy) during this set. That being said, the fact he hit that spin so damn TIGHT....That is next level shit. Salute! 👊🏾

[@dizzy47]

Out the gate Ali got me crashing 😂😂😂 1:18

[@nicolascalderon5966]

“If I’m on water” 😂😂😂😂

[@fonzisalgado512]

Would love to see a movie with the screenplay written by him ...GENIUS .

[@shappievdb4919]

Ali’s just like me, cuz when lean wit it, rock wit it come on, I ain’t leaving the club either.

[@krishnapartha]

I love this brother. He straight having fun and speaking the truth.

[@JujuSenju]

Don't drink water and watch Ali 😂❤

[@danielbrown1724]

This man is one helluva storyteller

[@Starrchild02]

He is hilarious. My new favorite comedian.

[@fluffyakamrshunts1]

Need you to come to the UK during school holidays please 🙏🏿

[@denwilliam4261]

I'm on margaritas, I can hear.

[@jennycadot3635]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Ali you truly own the art of story telling!

[@Nikkibgood330]

Just got a notification Ali was on had to come see 😂

[@robbincaprio8149]

Maaaaaaaaaann, you make me laugh EVERYTIME I see your clips😂😂the look someone who loves their peaceful home life gives to the mf wanna stay out all night ----I call it the: "Lessgobitch"...........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣keep em coming Mr. Saddiq- You are killing it ❤

[@robbincaprio8149]

Why'd they cross out my comment?

[@StillCoachable724]

From, buying out the store without blinking to 8 shots of Hendog straight killing you.. That’s growth!! 😂😂

[@angelacartwright3137]

Flawless storytelling every time.....I really enjoy this man..😂

[@AnthonyTompkins-z5g]

This man's journey is incredible the way he can walk us through a true story that was traumatizing and make it relatable is amazing 👏 🙌 😅😅😅😅😅

[@jenniferd.820]

When he said 12:15 🤣🤣🤣 sir can you stop yawning till 1am at least 🤔😂

[@tombrenes2411]

This should be done in anime with voices for the people in the story This is gold

[@NiiAPretty239]

😂😂😂😂 I needed this laugh at work this early morning

[@iwpsurf]

Ali is one of the best comics in the business. Amazing combination of storytelling, truth and physical humor. Other comics may have a different style, but none are better.

[@fontainelebrock345]

That bass messing with my heart 😭😭

[@ridge7524]

😂😂😂😂

[@Khinogtv]

Henny and cranberry, you know the vibes. No ice! 😂

[@Khinogtv]

Shots are ode tho.

[@KING-365]

Greetings from South Africa. Thank you for posting this.🤩🤩🤩

[@rodneypressley3462]

😢this is how I woke up feeling this morning and this set just turned my tears to 😂Ali you are the 🐐

[@ptmproductions]

Ali mastering the storytelling comedy even more. This feels better than Prime Dave Chappelle.

[@patrickcovault2280]

Dave is in his prime still

[@tonyt6671]

This guy is a natural I believe he can do a retirement home to a junior high school and give people a great time salute to the veterans that know how to do comedy and keep the legacies alive

[@williegrant3054]

Let’s Get OUTSIDE 😂😂😂😂😂 TROUBLE

[@frankmontano3592]

Sir Ali I m so thrill when I view your clips- there is no other way to say that time and yearnings decide where you are at and who you are with.

[@AlwaysAlesha]

I just saw his show in Richmond, Va last weekend. His show was so good!

[@hdeen4610]

Ali is one of the best story tellers 100