I FEEL THREATENED!!! Reacting to "Wilkins Coffee Commercials"

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[@mikecabral2420]

Fun fact: Jim Henson was inspired to do these commercials this way because he hated coffee. He basically thought what was it going to take to get him to drink it and this is what it would take to get him to drink.

[@joannlopez9105]

1957-1966

[@largo778]

Puns have been around forever. Shakespeare did a LOT of puns. He named his theater the "Globe" because it contained the "whole world". His rival had a theater named the Rose, which was built over a sewer, and created the line "a rose by any other name would smell just a sweet" as a jab at his rival.

[@joyunicycle]

Waldorf: Wilkins should be on the Muppet Show! Statler: Are you crazy? Why would you invite him to the show? Waldorf: Nobody in the cast drinks the Wilkins Coffee! Both: Do-hohohohohoho!!!

[@lexramstudios1386]

Wilkins (Pointing a gun at them): You said something?

[@SuperMandibleclaw]

I don't drink Wilkins Wilkins: Your free trial of life has expired

[@night-of-fright-is-no-delight]

This is actually not Kermit. Kermit already existed in a similar set of ads With a puppet named Mac for Claussen‘s bread. Mac would torture Kermit the way Wilkins tortures wonkins here.

[@Railfan105.]

4:10 There are two that are common for fencing. You mentioned the saber which is one, but the other one (the one dollar store Kermit was using) is known as a Rapier.

[@jmurray1110]

There is also the foil

[@chefcircuit5392]

@@jmurray1110 foiled again

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Hahah! I was looking for this comment!

[@DieselWeasel]

Kermit used to be RUTHLESS. So glad you finally got to experience all these in their full glory. This should be required watching for all Internet dwellers. XD

[@teddy3444]

is that kermit?

[@ericb9252]

​@@teddy3444 Kermit and Rowlf before they were Kermit and Rowlf

[@DieselWeasel]

@@teddy3444 Proto-Kermit.

[@tygrstryke3492]

It’s Will-kins and Won’t-kins

[@matthewvulpe3302]

@@teddy3444 Kermit actually appeared with another Muppet named Mac selling both Klaussen Bread and McGarry Sausage in two separate series of commercials---with Kermit as the one being tortured. You should check out both of those ad series.

[@tadeolaguarda6965]

If we had this kind of anouncements now a day maybe it wouldn't be so annoying every time a video, movie or episode gets interupted by one

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Absolutely! Most commercials now are just making fun of commercials

[@ericb9252]

Given Wilkins Coffee, The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth, Jim Henson had a dark side beneath that cute beard and warming smile

[@goldenhate6649]

The dark crystal scared the living shite out of me when I was a kid, definitely NOT a kids movie

[@poochyenajones1362]

@@goldenhate6649 It's a classical style fairy tale. It has adventure, magic and child like imagination yet also has real life dread and darkness to it.

[@drewo.127]

And that’s why I admire the madlad! He’s also an inspiration to me…especially regarding the dark humor…😈😈😈

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

That’s true.

[@lexramstudios1386]

But he didn't like the first TMNT movie because it was violent

[@matthewvulpe3302]

Glad you finally got to check out these commercials! My personal favorite out of all of these was the William Tell one (where Wilkins was supposed to shoot the apple on top of Wontkins' head with the bow and arrow). But they're all good.

[@nicholasmaddocks7545]

12:00 On your mark. Get set. GO! *BLAM!* Savage... 13:20 it's confirmed. You can't kill this puppet.

[@dariogaelreyes7534]

Was not expecting you to react to this but I'm very glad you did. Even though some shorts didn't age well (cannibals and Indians) I would totally not mind if these types of commercials came back

[@Toonamp]

Those puppets have seen a lot of abuse. You can just see the wear and tear on them.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

They probably only made a few of them

[@largo778]

they type of sword used for fencing varies but is usually a Saber or a Rapier, depending on they type of fencing being done. and yes, there is a difference between a Saber and a Rapier

[@SuperSailorOutlawGeorgeIshaq]

The Wilkins Coffee commercials will always be the best 😆

[@ChristmasPterodactyl]

Its always fun when you react to something I've actually seen

[@cracyzero777rat]

Went from a duck goes moo to a duckgoesboom 👀

[@henryJBonaparte]

Kermits father was a sadist to say the least.

[@poochyenajones1362]

More like Kermit's sadistic cousin.

[@ghettoprince187]

Kermit dad was in the mob 😂😂

[@dragonlynx9969]

14:27 In the original story of Sleeping Beauty, she was asleep for 100 years.

[@lucariomew365]

Meanwhile, Folgers coffee is still out her being a problem with their advertising.

[@dariogaelreyes7534]

For someone who loves wilkins coffee, Willkins sure dosent mind sponsoring other coffees

[@matthewvulpe3302]

Yeah, like Nash's Coffee, Red Diamond Coffee, Community Coffee, and La Touraine Coffee. Not to mention Calso Water, Kraml Milk, Faygo Strawberry, Frank's Ginger Ale, and Frank's Orange Nectar.

[@shinyagumon7015]

Imagine the Mandela effect of watching one of the other versions and then later learning about the originals.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

So...consider that Wilkins can just erase someone from existence if they don't drink Wilkin's Coffee. Not with any motion or incantation - he just wills reality against his victim.

[@tookeydookey]

Oh THIS will be good!😁👍

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I love these commercials.^^

[@rebajoe]

There was one commercial where they were selling bread, and even though Kermit gave the answer they wanted and was willing to try some, in response the other guy chomped down on his shoulder and Kermit screams.(So as it turns out you can't win)

[@LoneWolf-mb7jz]

If you're looking for a good Halo machinima series, try reacting to Spriggs, by Running Gun Studio. I also recommend COPS: Skyrim, a parody series by Nerdist that follows the life of some of Skyrim's valiant guardsmen.

[@rocker2349]

It's autumn..and the nuts are beginning to fall..

[@Chucky_Martinez]

It's crazy how this was even advertised, but what I can tell you is that, Wilkins and Wontkins were also in other commercials marketing other products of coffee, hell they even marketed Bread. I'm telling you, these 2 were everywhere!

[@fromthesidelines]

1:33- "This has been a public service announcement!" (there are better prints of that one posted). 3:34- "Someday he's gonna learn that *everybody* drinks Wilkins!" (again, a better print was posted elsewhere).

[@deadeye4047]

These were Grade-A commercials, I don't see anything wrong with them.

[@williamhiegel2756]

I found these a little less than a year ago and I just love them

[@jmurray1110]

The ghosts would likely be serving a breakfast tea or an equivalent

[@gligar45]

funny story, aparently, Jim Henderson himslef didn't drink coffee, so he decided tyo make ads based on what it would take to make him drink it.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

And he still didn’t?

[@rdc2021]

I love Wilkins cofee comercials, I just discovered them recently on instagram and cant stop watching

[@KeyKong1981]

You should react to Defunctland's DefunctTV series on Jim Henson (creator of The Muppets and Sesame Street), starting with the first part - DefunctTV: History of the First Muppet Show, Sam and Friends.

[@brofistbro]

Olive garden endless breadsticks as final meal.... You are GENIUS!!

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I’m not going to lie I had zero memory of saying that lmao

[@DavidScheidler-cr4il]

Jim Henson is the epitome of talent

[@CadenzaKatie]

I love how some of these ads imply that Wontkins actually does drink Wilkins and these commercials are just a S+M bit. I'm not sure how i feel about Wilkins coffee since i drink from coffee pods, but i adore these ads. Some of the best of all time

[@hanon2012]

they've used those two for other commercials as well

[@christopherbravo1813]

It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to realize that "Snikliw" was *Wilkins* spelled *BACKWARDS.*

[@LSSJGod]

2:39 Well Wilkins Coffee went out of business in the 1992 and I was born in 1993 so I can’t really answer that one for you

[@matthewvulpe3302]

Actually, I think it was acquired by Maxwell House and absorbed into the company.

[@bookwoman53]

I read that if you sent in a lot of Wilkins Coffee can labels and some money you could get a pair of Wilkins and Wontkins dolls.

[@TheSpyderx82]

The origins of Kermit the Frog 🐸

[@jacksonbutterfly2964]

You should do more reactions to old commercials. This is great

[@cross172]

I know Christmas will be over, next Monday, please react to Nostalgia Critic’s review of the Muppet Christmas Carol… if you don’t have video planned already.

[@emeraldkoala2543]

I don't know if it's just because of Wilkins threats scaring it into me, or from how hilariously dark these commercials are, but I am genuinely curious what Wilkins Coffee tastes like. Then again I don't drink much coffee, and the stuff I do drink is from fast food places, iced, or cheap instant coffee. So I wouldn't have much to compare it with. Plus they're probably not in business anymore, and even if they are, I doubt I can get it in Australia for a price that's worth it.

[@Captain_Timezone]

12:53 they predicted twiter being X

[@armron94]

This is how Kermit the Frog got on TV

[@lexramstudios1386]

Sam & Friends was actually how Kermit got to TV

[@drakeware655]

A fencing sword is called a rapier

[@Captain_Timezone]

Lesson learned, drink Wilkins coffee or die

[@ZoogWeekendz]

You should really check out Nostalgia Critic’s videos on Elf, and The Polar Express 👍👍

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Ngl, that Party Line coffee ad woth a communist Wilkins and Wontkins was what really got me. Especially after Wilkins whispered "Two pounds at the back door" after yelling "Wilkins? THAT'S CAPITALIST COFFEE YOU TRAITOR." Because, while played up for laughs, that kind of stuff did happen in the Soviet Union at the time.

[@trooper326]

That guy's voice is hilarious.😂

[@victorhernandez8723]

I’m a sick man because I find these Wilkins Coffee commercials funny.

[@armron94]

Wilkins coffee got bought by Maxwell

[@starplushworld]

Yeah they call this the dark ages of television 💀📺

[@zurt755]

Hi theduckgoesmoo, hope you’re having a great day

[@theduckgoesmoo]

You too

[@nickcopeland6915]

6:09 - Some whales do have teeth.

[@Imsogoodatfh5]

Kermit just murdered Wotkins

[@seanelmlinger2052]

Imagine him in smashy bros

[@joannlopez9105]

Wilkins and Wontkins are driving me crazy.

[@Ben_Kimber]

6:08 Lung-rupturing clicking intensifies... For anyone who didn't get it, he commented on a whale having teeth as if that was unrealistic, but...sperm whales.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Yeah I was going to mention Sperm whales too, which is what that one was modeled on, they tackle giant squid with their teeth from my understanding.... truly terrifying creatures of the deep. But, ya beat me to it, lol

[@silentassason]

This man finding any reason to show case any parts of his guns lol

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Always

[@silentassason]

@@theduckgoesmoo you should check out Zach's gun rants on the mikeburnfire channel some time

[@lindaeasley5606]

People are discovering the family skeletons in Kermit's closet

[@SquishedFaeries]

Still better than the Folgers®incest commercial. I love that someone actually made an "extended" version. I gotta say, the actors do look pretty spot on. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJnJlIqKj8qDZ80

[@theduckgoesmoo]

They did a WHAT

[@Keychan64]

I'm thirsty

[@fredbearchannel976]

Damm Kermit used to be a jerk back then

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

This is what the Duolingo Owl wishes it could be.

[@creasednewt1741]

You should react to therussianbager

[@TheReviewellectable]

Hey duck, have you ever considered watching something made by Maxor, as I don't know how to describe his content other than calling him a sentient editing program. The only video that you can start is his incorrect summaries videos, with the only one you can watch are his incorrect Genshin Impact review or his incorrect review of Cyberpunk 2077 or even his incorrect summery of Yukuza 0 review.

[@steelgreyed]

6:10 #1 Baleen are teeth. #2. Orcas are whales. #3. Three. Ah.. hah... hah.... hahh.

[@Micr0wave876]

I do like me some Olive Garden breadsticks

[@tayloredwards4968]

I enjoy these commercials but they're pretty dark

[@Videogamer-555]

How did these ever air on tv?

[@nameless5512]

Well hey, if you drink Wilkins you and him won’t have a problem

[@fromthesidelines]

6:40- 1958.

[@MrZilla]

Some whales DO have teeth.

[@BlahBlahWoofWoof12]

Duckman, I don't drink Wilkins coffee

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I forgive you

[@thexreaper6930]

Salute Wilkins Coffee!

[@chayseleishman8064]

Please react to Pokémon freindlocke it’s amazing

[@AckleyAttack1127]

They'res more of that my friend.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Fun fact: The movie Rust was actually supposed to be a Wilkins Coffee commercial, starring Alec Baldwin....and Halyna Hutchins did not drink Wilkins Coffee. I guess she probably should have. Aww...Too soon?

[@-libertyprimev1-902]

(Around 9:55) Easily the best one...

[@chefcircuit5392]

6:08 Yes, duck, some whales have teeth. Ever heard of an orca?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Orcas aren’t whales, they’re dolphins

[@chefcircuit5392]

@@theduckgoesmoo fair enough, but other whales have teeth. The sperm whale, for example, as depicted in the commercial

[@Keychan64]

Can you react to porkchop and flatscreen

[@CassiusStelar]

Please react to YTP: Jenson's Impact by Dathings aka EllieSpectacular

[@jupitersmoon3033]

Again, highly recommend watching RTGame if you're looking for new content creators to react too.

[@user-kf2kh7cq2y]

Is this supposed to be Kermit the frog

[@funny9able]

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