This is what I do for a living now that comedy is illegal. / thetimdillonshow
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@stewartgregerson41594 жыл бұрын
"My mom just died to covid" Tim: THAT DOESN'T SLAP
@huntercannon76184 жыл бұрын
it was my mom
@adamsharkey95794 жыл бұрын
BASS
@hyplerai4 жыл бұрын
Rip mom!! Omg 😆
@RootinrPootine4 жыл бұрын
Tim is a gift for that one. God damn.
@ryanvogel96104 жыл бұрын
That's just life.......... in the big city
@carpeimodiem4 жыл бұрын
Tim's been circling that TikTok money like a subprime mortgage broker at the strip club
@briankrebs75344 жыл бұрын
Tim has been circling that tic tok money like one of my oily IBS shits playing peek-a-boo in the toilet drain lol
@___blaggard999___84 жыл бұрын
Tim could 100% be successful on tiktok. I've never been on it but seen them on KZbin Tim could make decent money before he gets banned lol
@lukedixon21484 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes lol
@alexl.43624 жыл бұрын
That TikTok Booty.
@MykFroopy884 жыл бұрын
“That doesn’t slap” is going directly into my vocabulary.
@natehutchinson55864 жыл бұрын
I could honestly see Tim doing this full time
@stupideunuchs65134 жыл бұрын
He'd gain weight.
@atomicfrylock4 жыл бұрын
Like a tmz paparazzi
@ashleyandchloe4 жыл бұрын
Noo gross! Tim's way too funny!
@jackof1trade4 жыл бұрын
Is there anything you can't do? This guy is a gem!
@richyplays83714 жыл бұрын
Yoo who you tellling 😂🤣🤣
@brandonjimenez9024 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 💪💪💪💪💪💪
@plnkfloydian78142 жыл бұрын
Speaking of gems may I interest you in a perfectly set stone? 💎
@ManOfEthnicity4 жыл бұрын
Lil Dicky meets Enya....Jesus.
@jimmybrunson25534 жыл бұрын
lmfaooo
@scottp.5484 жыл бұрын
Lil Dicky goes Enya right now.
@HalinazDziecmi4 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up every time hahahahaha
@rorobobo84014 жыл бұрын
That sounded awesome honestly 🤣🤣🤣 I love enya
@scottsetzke79674 жыл бұрын
That "Does" Slap
@RandyVollrath14 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure these aren’t real interviews, but I’m not 100% sure.
@loveitloud1004 жыл бұрын
I can't tell either that's the state of the world these days
@psychotropican6664 жыл бұрын
@@loveitloud100 My guess is it's half and half. Moments that seemed pretty staged: kid dropping keys, Tim interrupting mid-Tok, and RIP mom
@19841mlee4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m lost if these are legit
@normmacdonaldliveseason3ep8664 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon was a classically trained child actor but these guys cant act at all
@jeremiah11644 жыл бұрын
🤣 same boat
4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't she know that calling a 30 something fat guy 50 is fat shaming?
@Cuyt244 жыл бұрын
When you're fat. Everybody looks 50.
@101MrJim4 жыл бұрын
When your 20 everybody looks 50
@-Twotonepony-4 жыл бұрын
When you're 50, 30 years have passed since you were 20.
@alexsmith320124 жыл бұрын
When you're fat and 30 you have eaten 50 years of food.
@jaycup41764 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@katemccoy73684 жыл бұрын
I've never felt more old and out of touch in all my life, thank you so much for the perspective Tim😔
@DannySullivanMusic4 жыл бұрын
New trend on TikTok: The RIP Mom Dance
@drdeviant83654 жыл бұрын
AKA the double fisted eulogy jerk
@101MrJim4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@scottsetzke79674 жыл бұрын
That does Slap
@carolinesmith42534 жыл бұрын
“acting like where youre like talking in front of people”
@GG_11_114 жыл бұрын
The ending 🤣🤣🤣 he's talking about his mom yet his little hands can't stop TicTok-ing 🤣
@samirul2234 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@goldencheese72474 жыл бұрын
"You are like literally 50 yrs old!" Hey there's no need for that!
@patricklarry66454 жыл бұрын
Tim's doing a TMZ ambush interview with tik tok kids haha
@MockeryManor4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Larry it’s so ridiculous, but pure comedy at the same time. Dillon is on another level.
@pipicacadanslepot4 жыл бұрын
"are you okay to drive?" "Alright fam"😂
@queefstroganoff26434 жыл бұрын
Kid was barred outta his mind.
@DeflatingAtheism2 жыл бұрын
Lil-Dicky-meets-Enya is great music for that Codeine buzz.
@paulfroelich10244 жыл бұрын
Ok serious question. Were these real tik tok people. I am employed and in my thirties
@theactivist74 жыл бұрын
Same...I don't know who these people are...
@JumpsSoHard4 жыл бұрын
They are real people with tik toks yes. They aren't famous though. I believe they were his friends kids and their friends. Something like that.
@paulfroelich10244 жыл бұрын
@@JumpsSoHard I read that as 'his kids' friends' and was much confused.
@paulfroelich10244 жыл бұрын
The chick looks like Emily Ratapolish or whatever
@Idontgothatway2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@TheDiervek4 жыл бұрын
They looked like easy marks for some low cost high quality jewelry
@scott969994 жыл бұрын
“What are you guys doing outside my house?” Lol
@jarontalotta4 жыл бұрын
I really don't appreciate that kid culturally appropriating Metallica.
@andrewwoodward85634 жыл бұрын
it didn't slap
@justinpetrash10054 жыл бұрын
What about the chick in a thrasher shirt drinking a Frappuccino
@mickoholland14 жыл бұрын
Me neither. I feel he needs a moment in the mosh pit.
@adriennesuydam7914 жыл бұрын
“Ryan dressed up like a Geisha in 2nd grade, that’s very insensitive.”
@47dumb4 жыл бұрын
7th*
@adriennesuydam7914 жыл бұрын
Stolen Unicycle I like this visual better.
@richardbennett80854 жыл бұрын
"7th grade"
@PooNinja4 жыл бұрын
2nd and 7th !!! That shows a pattern of insensitivity a over 5 year period!
@b1gbuck4 жыл бұрын
if tim doesnt get invited into the hype house im opening chest cavaties
@user-tu2dr3ny6x4 жыл бұрын
Is that you, Ray Kump? LISHTEN TO ME nobody said it was illegal to open the chest cavity of a live person ok? Thish is bullshit officer!
@austinkuipers60874 жыл бұрын
@@user-tu2dr3ny6x I compulsively read that aloud and sthatled my chat, thankths athhole
@nobutsure4 жыл бұрын
I love that this is actually happening to children
@chrischarlescook4 жыл бұрын
"You think we're going to war with China?!" 😂😂😂
@DevilsAvocado694 жыл бұрын
This guy is the reason you know the entertainment industry is not a fair shot. I mean name someone more entertaining? Or creative? Seriously it wouldn't be a long list if you thought of anyone, Tim should be getting the biggest push in entertainment right now and he gets 0 recognition outside of people who know comedy. Tim is this generations Kinison and we are happy watching him wait in the wind because of some weird hierarchy that nobody really understands.
@DevilsAvocado694 жыл бұрын
@The Waco Kid No it was no typo or anything, where I live people say wait in the wind. I think its amazing you can be so confidently wrong. You could have just asked did you mean to say this or that, but no. You jumped right in with out a clue. You should work on your communication skills, stop yourself being wrong again.
@DevilsAvocado694 жыл бұрын
@The Waco Kid Spot the American ^
@archdukefranzferdinand44292 жыл бұрын
That’s always been Hollywood man , the only difference now is that there is social media. Take it from someone that works in the music industry in places like Miami and Atlanta. I’m not some big shot or anything but I’m in the business/management side and I navigate a lot of these types of circles. A lot of these Tik Tokers are appealing to kids and weird materialism , the strange social rules and standards you live by in Hollywood , the hierarchy you explained is a really strange “act like your on reality tv” all the time type vibe but instead of tv it’s how you have to act alot of the time. There’s weird rules you have to live by or the industry is gonna blacklist you and you have to keep up this image and milk it for the money. I don’t agree with it , but it’s my job on the PR/management side of things to sorta talk in some of these kids ears and be like “say this” “don’t say this” “do this” etc etc. eventually you start to kind of accept it for what it is, that’s why it’s hard to make it in Hollywood or the industry and it’s hard to meet genuine people. Your kinda walkin on eggshells 24/7 and the genuinely creative people tend to get left by the way side because they don’t live by these admittedly dumb rules. Tim is a rare example of someone that was able to do this but make no mistake he’s an outlier
@danlowe2 жыл бұрын
Bea Arthur
@danlowe2 жыл бұрын
Actually no when I said Bea Arthur I was thinking of Tim
@bguzewi04 жыл бұрын
"You're literally like 50, please get out! Leave! Go! Go!" "ALRIIIGHT!!
@lincolnhupp29854 жыл бұрын
"You know like talking in front of a camera"
@laroqsoqs95674 жыл бұрын
YEAAA I FEEL THAT
@scribesarchive2894 жыл бұрын
He was so lost that i got lost
@FlippyHambone4 жыл бұрын
These could be real innernet “celebs” and I’d never know. For that I’m thankful. 🥴
@davetribbett85774 жыл бұрын
"That doesn't slap". I freagin' love Tim, he has the balls to go where 99% of comedians wouldn't dare go - not even Billy Burr. Check out his McCain vids or the Epstien temple video or the Berny Sanders goes to Beverly Hills. Some of his best work is when he is off-the-cuff on his podcast! Tim is a smart dude, hip to the culture, the politics - like any great comedian he is informed by his intelligence (even though he plays it down)... Keep 'em coming Tim, keep 'em coming!
@gangsta19x4 жыл бұрын
That def does not slap. RIP mom 🕺🏻
@karljonson32874 жыл бұрын
That little dance at the end is amazing.
@DeShawnaldTrump4 жыл бұрын
I laughed more on this 2 minutes than all of Rogans last ten podcasts
@Slowdough994 жыл бұрын
Well thats because Rogans podcast isn't about comedy lmfaooo.
@grimly1054 жыл бұрын
@@Slowdough99 "i laughed more at this than any of my college lectures"
@shesh22654 жыл бұрын
@@Slowdough99 well he used to reguraly have on comedians. Ik i cant spell that word
@tcarroll7774 жыл бұрын
@@shesh2265 two got covid and one is considered a creep. All he has is Joey Diaz who everyone knows you can't kill or cancel
@sketcharmslong62894 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@EXTENDEDWARRANT4 жыл бұрын
Yeah when my mom died it deadass did not slap fam
@HalinazDziecmi4 жыл бұрын
Straight up not having fun right now
@charlesbirdsong67824 жыл бұрын
Libriter bro RIP momz you know what im sayin? Shit definitely does not slap
@chipwalter44904 жыл бұрын
I feel that
@ah42464 жыл бұрын
Tim youre a god in a 13th century engllish midwifes body
@rainbowvhs6924 жыл бұрын
This is really funny. You're killing it, Tim
@DantexSmith Жыл бұрын
Bro Tim you gotta keep doing the skit kind of content as well. This is so gold
@thehotsoup72604 жыл бұрын
Tim's got his finger on the pulse of SoCal thinking!
@zentient11174 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. I was afraid it was gonna be knife fight!
@nickmesa4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is legendary
@eskimointhisworld4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣 THIS is the comedy that the world needs rn. This is ACTUALLY funny, unlike a lot of other comedy these days. I love how he calls out these millionaire Tik-Tok kids, 90% of whom are so INCREDIBLY UNTALENTED. Thank you, Tim.
@what-that-means Жыл бұрын
but he made the bit with them? hello
@DelToro74 жыл бұрын
I like the "R.I.P Mom" kid. He really POPS on camera. Gonna be a big star one day.
@hurrifanc.34344 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this more painful (that these kids get payed for what they do) or Tim's ability to make anything hilarious!!
@brandonrichard36342 жыл бұрын
Wait…. These kids are real TikTok stars? Also, what’s TikTok?
@RedheadJack4 жыл бұрын
Stunning estate
@brocksdaddy0819104 жыл бұрын
I need to see the outtakes of this immediately
@laroqsoqs95674 жыл бұрын
Especially right after 'Your mother paid for a tutor'
@joelderns86274 жыл бұрын
Total fucking brilliance guys. Congrats on the 100k subs as well. RIP mom.
@nicotorre54 жыл бұрын
Thanks you Tim for blessing us once again
@LeoCharles4 жыл бұрын
Lil Dicky meets Enya... ROFL!! lol Your short clips are hilarious man, thanks!
@HistoryHyenas4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS AMAZING CUZ! YOU'RE WILD!
@phillyspecial13934 жыл бұрын
The fucking concept itself is hilarious!!
@harrisonmitchell41594 жыл бұрын
These kids look terrified. Every single one.
@nobutsure4 жыл бұрын
This slaps
@harrychristenson49384 жыл бұрын
The REAL journalism. I'm glad all these tik tokers have a sense of humor.
@Matanumi4 жыл бұрын
Except for that one girl
@shantavetyan40532 жыл бұрын
@@Matanumi nah she must have been cool with it if she was cool with Tim posting the vid to KZbin.
@MythicalVigilante4 жыл бұрын
"Ah man, that doesn't slap" hahaha
@TheSpacecase334 жыл бұрын
lmaooo "r.i.p mom" then he does a dance hahaha
@PJR7154 жыл бұрын
This might just be your best work yet Tommy Boy
@tamapajamas4 жыл бұрын
“You’re literally like 50 years old!” I’m dyin’ 😂
@kjmmd57584 жыл бұрын
It's funny how people in the commention section are not getting it's a parody. None of these kids are those actual tiktok stars. These kids are acting. Tim made a skit
@moldytoad694204 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought. But all the comments were suggesting otherwise. They seemed like actors. Funny ass skit
@guywithalltheanswers69424 жыл бұрын
The point is that it's all arbitrary and the fact that others think you are famous is what makes you famous. No one cares about actual talent. They are pushing the Korean Idol bullshit of manufacturing no talent garbage. It comes from America's slow decline from actual talent into not talent which is more controllable.
@NOyaPara4 жыл бұрын
That doesnt slap
@Rjcuatrocinco4 жыл бұрын
Acting where you're like talking
@chipwalter44904 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone actually stopped to give a fuck wether these were real TikTok stars or not...caring at all about that is off the true Tim Dillon fan's radar, luv. the point has been lost on you by raising the point
@DDmegadoodoo4 жыл бұрын
Haha normally a line like "stop following us, you're 50 years old" would be a good comeback in a situation like this, but it got smoldered in Tim's enthusiasm.
@Ynotnow99004 жыл бұрын
RIP mom
@jeffreysfilms52794 жыл бұрын
We struck GOLD folks, we struck on GOLD
@inuyashaspet4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea who any of these people are but they must be pretty cool to go along with Tim's schtick like this.
@zacratliff93434 жыл бұрын
These little tik toks have no concept for the high stakes lifestyle of a door to door jewelry salesman with dreams of sweet, sweet ketosis
@ytkenny54 жыл бұрын
That kid really hit the mop-woah combo after saying his mom passed away...
@NORTHSHOREEDITS4 жыл бұрын
“What’s next for you “ 🤣 best one
@DrJuice14 жыл бұрын
Omg!! 🤣😂🤣 "RIP mom" *does a little dance move*
@catfunt57444 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE HIGH KID THE KEYSSSS CHINAAA 50 YEARS OLDDD THE LITTLE DANCE HE DID AT THE END HAHAHAHAHA I LIKE METH
@tizzukka4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being Tim, I need this.
@mamii0074 жыл бұрын
“RIP Mom” *does the woah”
@Robertoyoungblood4 жыл бұрын
This is ... amazing, TIm. Amazing.
@TWill164 жыл бұрын
The best part of this video is visualizing Tim running across the street 😂😂😂😂😂
@ChristmasCrybaby4 жыл бұрын
I. FUXKING. LOVE. YOU. TIM. J. DILLON!!!!! What a masterpiece!
@j-mohunter56704 жыл бұрын
YOUR MOTHER PAID FOR A TUTOR is my new favorite non sequitur
@benjayful4 жыл бұрын
I like how the random ad I get before this video is for TikTok
@TheSonsofHorusx4 жыл бұрын
1:58 only tim would be soupped enough to yell ALLLRIGHTTT when getting kicked out xD
@tallynwittal5734 жыл бұрын
These kids got some of that MK ultra
@JamesBongo4 жыл бұрын
: what kind of acting you trying to do? : aw man like talking in front of a camera
@brandonjimenez9024 жыл бұрын
@ 1:45 The Frankie Fauci accent came out lmao 😂
@TheKmaru3 жыл бұрын
This is criminaly underviewed and underrated!!!!!!!!!
@bongtokeproductions39564 жыл бұрын
Lmfao that fuckin guy, so high he drops his keys and can’t even pick them up, got me dying right now
@frazerrhughess4 жыл бұрын
Dude if these are real tick tick “stars” god damnit Tim you’re doing gods work
@theprodigaldaughter64074 жыл бұрын
Be careful creepin’ around kids these days tim
@patrickbateman90184 жыл бұрын
This been a bad season for you too?
@TheB00tyWarrior4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, I imagine this holds more relevance than it seems considering his cancel culture parody would go over people's heads
@goldencheese72474 жыл бұрын
The number one source for your favorite TikTok stars!
@TheSilentCartgraph3r4 жыл бұрын
"like lil Dicky meets Enya". I want to hear that
@greysonfriend79414 жыл бұрын
(That doesn't slap) !!!
@brocksdaddy0819104 жыл бұрын
The best line In the video
@thejamboy35564 жыл бұрын
I mean we are truly living in a simulation...are these real tick tok kids or actors I honestly do not know
@Adumbbomb8104 жыл бұрын
Both
@kjmmd57584 жыл бұрын
These are actors. They are acting like the big tiktom stars Addison Rae, Charlie Damelio, Bryce Hall and bunch others.
@mikehumphrey87024 жыл бұрын
Please for the love of God. Tim please keep doing this!!!! Lol
@aaronchall77794 жыл бұрын
That was scary accurate.
@Dgoc8134 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha “Lil Dicky meets Enya”
@Tangomango17204 жыл бұрын
Timmy at it again
@williamcutting52244 жыл бұрын
No ones doin this but Tim. God bless you Tim. You're a breath of fresh air.
@mrspanky3694 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS takn a PISS !!!! R.I.P MOM!
@austinkuipers60874 жыл бұрын
My Tik Tok is inspired by the assorted bodily noises of Ray Kumpf
@samirul2234 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold
@climbingjohn4 жыл бұрын
The genius never ends. Fucking brilliant
@watchumean28694 жыл бұрын
Please, we need a part 2.
@johnathanmartin33924 жыл бұрын
This is the single most prolific thing I've ever seen in my 22 years of life.
@scottp.5484 жыл бұрын
Can I interest you in some jewelry?
@johnathanmartin33924 жыл бұрын
@@scottp.548 Yes you may.
@500009274 жыл бұрын
“That class was hard” -she gets it
@damonjennings47924 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest 2 mins I have seen in years.
@TheeHeadTurnerTV4 жыл бұрын
I literally just unfollowed ‘The Hollywood Fix’ after seeing 20 back to back post of random 17 y.o ‘TikTok stars’ I’ve never heard of. Not sure why I followed it in the 1st place, I got scared for a sec when I seen this.
@pbot20294 жыл бұрын
The understated disdain in Tim's voice. . . its like a fine wine. . .