I Follow Around Tik Tok Stars In LA

This is what I do for a living now that comedy is illegal. / thetimdillonshow

[@stewartgregerson4159]

"My mom just died to covid" Tim: THAT DOESN'T SLAP

[@huntercannon7618]

it was my mom

[@adamsharkey9579]

BASS

[@hyplerai]

Rip mom!! Omg 😆

[@RootinrPootine]

Tim is a gift for that one. God damn.

[@ryanvogel9610]

That's just life.......... in the big city

[@carpeimodiem]

Tim's been circling that TikTok money like a subprime mortgage broker at the strip club

[@briankrebs7534]

Tim has been circling that tic tok money like one of my oily IBS shits playing peek-a-boo in the toilet drain lol

[@___blaggard999___8]

Tim could 100% be successful on tiktok. I've never been on it but seen them on KZbin Tim could make decent money before he gets banned lol

[@lukedixon2148]

Fuck yes lol

[@alexl.4362]

That TikTok Booty.

[@MykFroopy88]

“That doesn’t slap” is going directly into my vocabulary.

[@natehutchinson5586]

I could honestly see Tim doing this full time

[@stupideunuchs6513]

He'd gain weight.

[@atomicfrylock]

Like a tmz paparazzi

[@ashleyandchloe]

Noo gross! Tim's way too funny!

[@jackof1trade]

Is there anything you can't do? This guy is a gem!

[@richyplays8371]

Yoo who you tellling 😂🤣🤣

[@brandonjimenez902]

Absolutely 💪💪💪💪💪💪

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Speaking of gems may I interest you in a perfectly set stone? 💎

[@ManOfEthnicity]

Lil Dicky meets Enya....Jesus.

[@jimmybrunson2553]

lmfaooo

[@scottp.548]

Lil Dicky goes Enya right now.

[@HalinazDziecmi]

This cracked me up every time hahahahaha

[@rorobobo8401]

That sounded awesome honestly 🤣🤣🤣 I love enya

[@scottsetzke7967]

That "Does" Slap

[@RandyVollrath1]

I’m pretty sure these aren’t real interviews, but I’m not 100% sure.

[@loveitloud100]

I can't tell either that's the state of the world these days

[@psychotropican666]

@@loveitloud100 My guess is it's half and half. Moments that seemed pretty staged: kid dropping keys, Tim interrupting mid-Tok, and RIP mom

[@19841mlee]

Yeah I’m lost if these are legit

[@normmacdonaldliveseason3ep866]

Tim Dillon was a classically trained child actor but these guys cant act at all

[@jeremiah1164]

🤣 same boat

Doesn't she know that calling a 30 something fat guy 50 is fat shaming?

[@Cuyt24]

When you're fat. Everybody looks 50.

[@101MrJim]

When your 20 everybody looks 50

[@-Twotonepony-]

When you're 50, 30 years have passed since you were 20.

[@alexsmith32012]

When you're fat and 30 you have eaten 50 years of food.

[@jaycup4176]

😂😂😂

[@katemccoy7368]

I've never felt more old and out of touch in all my life, thank you so much for the perspective Tim😔

[@DannySullivanMusic]

New trend on TikTok: The RIP Mom Dance

[@drdeviant8365]

AKA the double fisted eulogy jerk

[@101MrJim]

🤣

[@scottsetzke7967]

That does Slap

[@carolinesmith4253]

“acting like where youre like talking in front of people”

[@GG_11_11]

The ending 🤣🤣🤣 he's talking about his mom yet his little hands can't stop TicTok-ing 🤣

[@samirul223]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goldencheese7247]

"You are like literally 50 yrs old!" Hey there's no need for that!

[@patricklarry6645]

Tim's doing a TMZ ambush interview with tik tok kids haha

[@MockeryManor]

Patrick Larry it’s so ridiculous, but pure comedy at the same time. Dillon is on another level.

[@pipicacadanslepot]

"are you okay to drive?" "Alright fam"😂

[@queefstroganoff2643]

Kid was barred outta his mind.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Lil-Dicky-meets-Enya is great music for that Codeine buzz.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Ok serious question. Were these real tik tok people. I am employed and in my thirties

[@theactivist7]

Same...I don't know who these people are...

[@JumpsSoHard]

They are real people with tik toks yes. They aren't famous though. I believe they were his friends kids and their friends. Something like that.

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@JumpsSoHard I read that as 'his kids' friends' and was much confused.

[@paulfroelich1024]

The chick looks like Emily Ratapolish or whatever

[@Idontgothatway]

Lmaooo

[@TheDiervek]

They looked like easy marks for some low cost high quality jewelry

[@scott96999]

“What are you guys doing outside my house?” Lol

[@jarontalotta]

I really don't appreciate that kid culturally appropriating Metallica.

[@andrewwoodward8563]

it didn't slap

[@justinpetrash1005]

What about the chick in a thrasher shirt drinking a Frappuccino

[@mickoholland1]

Me neither. I feel he needs a moment in the mosh pit.

[@adriennesuydam791]

“Ryan dressed up like a Geisha in 2nd grade, that’s very insensitive.”

[@47dumb]

7th*

[@adriennesuydam791]

Stolen Unicycle I like this visual better.

[@richardbennett8085]

"7th grade"

[@PooNinja]

2nd and 7th !!! That shows a pattern of insensitivity a over 5 year period!

[@b1gbuck]

if tim doesnt get invited into the hype house im opening chest cavaties

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

Is that you, Ray Kump? LISHTEN TO ME nobody said it was illegal to open the chest cavity of a live person ok? Thish is bullshit officer!

[@austinkuipers6087]

@@user-tu2dr3ny6x I compulsively read that aloud and sthatled my chat, thankths athhole

[@nobutsure]

I love that this is actually happening to children

[@chrischarlescook]

"You think we're going to war with China?!" 😂😂😂

[@DevilsAvocado69]

This guy is the reason you know the entertainment industry is not a fair shot. I mean name someone more entertaining? Or creative? Seriously it wouldn't be a long list if you thought of anyone, Tim should be getting the biggest push in entertainment right now and he gets 0 recognition outside of people who know comedy. Tim is this generations Kinison and we are happy watching him wait in the wind because of some weird hierarchy that nobody really understands.

[@DevilsAvocado69]

@The Waco Kid No it was no typo or anything, where I live people say wait in the wind. I think its amazing you can be so confidently wrong. You could have just asked did you mean to say this or that, but no. You jumped right in with out a clue. You should work on your communication skills, stop yourself being wrong again.

[@DevilsAvocado69]

@The Waco Kid Spot the American ^

[@archdukefranzferdinand4429]

That’s always been Hollywood man , the only difference now is that there is social media. Take it from someone that works in the music industry in places like Miami and Atlanta. I’m not some big shot or anything but I’m in the business/management side and I navigate a lot of these types of circles. A lot of these Tik Tokers are appealing to kids and weird materialism , the strange social rules and standards you live by in Hollywood , the hierarchy you explained is a really strange “act like your on reality tv” all the time type vibe but instead of tv it’s how you have to act alot of the time. There’s weird rules you have to live by or the industry is gonna blacklist you and you have to keep up this image and milk it for the money. I don’t agree with it , but it’s my job on the PR/management side of things to sorta talk in some of these kids ears and be like “say this” “don’t say this” “do this” etc etc. eventually you start to kind of accept it for what it is, that’s why it’s hard to make it in Hollywood or the industry and it’s hard to meet genuine people. Your kinda walkin on eggshells 24/7 and the genuinely creative people tend to get left by the way side because they don’t live by these admittedly dumb rules. Tim is a rare example of someone that was able to do this but make no mistake he’s an outlier

[@danlowe]

Bea Arthur

[@danlowe]

Actually no when I said Bea Arthur I was thinking of Tim

[@bguzewi0]

"You're literally like 50, please get out! Leave! Go! Go!" "ALRIIIGHT!!

[@lincolnhupp2985]

"You know like talking in front of a camera"

[@laroqsoqs9567]

YEAAA I FEEL THAT

[@scribesarchive289]

He was so lost that i got lost

[@FlippyHambone]

These could be real innernet “celebs” and I’d never know. For that I’m thankful. 🥴

[@davetribbett8577]

"That doesn't slap". I freagin' love Tim, he has the balls to go where 99% of comedians wouldn't dare go - not even Billy Burr. Check out his McCain vids or the Epstien temple video or the Berny Sanders goes to Beverly Hills. Some of his best work is when he is off-the-cuff on his podcast! Tim is a smart dude, hip to the culture, the politics - like any great comedian he is informed by his intelligence (even though he plays it down)... Keep 'em coming Tim, keep 'em coming!

[@gangsta19x]

That def does not slap. RIP mom 🕺🏻

[@karljonson3287]

That little dance at the end is amazing.

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

I laughed more on this 2 minutes than all of Rogans last ten podcasts

[@Slowdough99]

Well thats because Rogans podcast isn't about comedy lmfaooo.

[@grimly105]

@@Slowdough99 "i laughed more at this than any of my college lectures"

[@shesh2265]

@@Slowdough99 well he used to reguraly have on comedians. Ik i cant spell that word

[@tcarroll777]

@@shesh2265 two got covid and one is considered a creep. All he has is Joey Diaz who everyone knows you can't kill or cancel

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Hahaha

[@EXTENDEDWARRANT]

Yeah when my mom died it deadass did not slap fam

[@HalinazDziecmi]

Straight up not having fun right now

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

Libriter bro RIP momz you know what im sayin? Shit definitely does not slap

[@chipwalter4490]

I feel that

[@ah4246]

Tim youre a god in a 13th century engllish midwifes body

[@rainbowvhs692]

This is really funny. You're killing it, Tim

[@DantexSmith]

Bro Tim you gotta keep doing the skit kind of content as well. This is so gold

[@thehotsoup7260]

Tim's got his finger on the pulse of SoCal thinking!

[@zentient1117]

This is fantastic. I was afraid it was gonna be knife fight!

[@nickmesa]

Holy shit this is legendary

[@eskimointhisworld]

😂😂🤣 THIS is the comedy that the world needs rn. This is ACTUALLY funny, unlike a lot of other comedy these days. I love how he calls out these millionaire Tik-Tok kids, 90% of whom are so INCREDIBLY UNTALENTED. Thank you, Tim.

[@what-that-means]

but he made the bit with them? hello

[@DelToro7]

I like the "R.I.P Mom" kid. He really POPS on camera. Gonna be a big star one day.

[@hurrifanc.3434]

I don't know if this more painful (that these kids get payed for what they do) or Tim's ability to make anything hilarious!!

[@brandonrichard3634]

Wait…. These kids are real TikTok stars? Also, what’s TikTok?

[@RedheadJack]

Stunning estate

[@brocksdaddy081910]

I need to see the outtakes of this immediately

[@laroqsoqs9567]

Especially right after 'Your mother paid for a tutor'

[@joelderns8627]

Total fucking brilliance guys. Congrats on the 100k subs as well. RIP mom.

[@nicotorre5]

Thanks you Tim for blessing us once again

[@LeoCharles]

Lil Dicky meets Enya... ROFL!! lol Your short clips are hilarious man, thanks!

[@HistoryHyenas]

THIS IS AMAZING CUZ! YOU'RE WILD!

[@phillyspecial1393]

The fucking concept itself is hilarious!!

[@harrisonmitchell4159]

These kids look terrified. Every single one.

[@nobutsure]

This slaps

[@harrychristenson4938]

The REAL journalism. I'm glad all these tik tokers have a sense of humor.

[@Matanumi]

Except for that one girl

[@shantavetyan4053]

@@Matanumi nah she must have been cool with it if she was cool with Tim posting the vid to KZbin.

[@MythicalVigilante]

"Ah man, that doesn't slap" hahaha

[@TheSpacecase33]

lmaooo "r.i.p mom" then he does a dance hahaha

[@PJR715]

This might just be your best work yet Tommy Boy

[@tamapajamas]

“You’re literally like 50 years old!” I’m dyin’ 😂

[@kjmmd5758]

It's funny how people in the commention section are not getting it's a parody. None of these kids are those actual tiktok stars. These kids are acting. Tim made a skit

[@moldytoad69420]

That's what I thought. But all the comments were suggesting otherwise. They seemed like actors. Funny ass skit

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

The point is that it's all arbitrary and the fact that others think you are famous is what makes you famous. No one cares about actual talent. They are pushing the Korean Idol bullshit of manufacturing no talent garbage. It comes from America's slow decline from actual talent into not talent which is more controllable.

[@NOyaPara]

That doesnt slap

[@Rjcuatrocinco]

Acting where you're like talking

[@chipwalter4490]

I don't think anyone actually stopped to give a fuck wether these were real TikTok stars or not...caring at all about that is off the true Tim Dillon fan's radar, luv. the point has been lost on you by raising the point

[@DDmegadoodoo]

Haha normally a line like "stop following us, you're 50 years old" would be a good comeback in a situation like this, but it got smoldered in Tim's enthusiasm.

[@Ynotnow9900]

RIP mom

[@jeffreysfilms5279]

We struck GOLD folks, we struck on GOLD

[@inuyashaspet]

I have no idea who any of these people are but they must be pretty cool to go along with Tim's schtick like this.

[@zacratliff9343]

These little tik toks have no concept for the high stakes lifestyle of a door to door jewelry salesman with dreams of sweet, sweet ketosis

[@ytkenny5]

That kid really hit the mop-woah combo after saying his mom passed away...

[@NORTHSHOREEDITS]

“What’s next for you “ 🤣 best one

[@DrJuice1]

Omg!! 🤣😂🤣 "RIP mom" *does a little dance move*

[@catfunt5744]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE HIGH KID THE KEYSSSS CHINAAA 50 YEARS OLDDD THE LITTLE DANCE HE DID AT THE END HAHAHAHAHA I LIKE METH

[@tizzukka]

Thanks for being Tim, I need this.

[@mamii007]

“RIP Mom” *does the woah”

[@Robertoyoungblood]

This is ... amazing, TIm. Amazing.

[@TWill16]

The best part of this video is visualizing Tim running across the street 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChristmasCrybaby]

I. FUXKING. LOVE. YOU. TIM. J. DILLON!!!!! What a masterpiece!

[@j-mohunter5670]

YOUR MOTHER PAID FOR A TUTOR is my new favorite non sequitur

[@benjayful]

I like how the random ad I get before this video is for TikTok

[@TheSonsofHorusx]

1:58 only tim would be soupped enough to yell ALLLRIGHTTT when getting kicked out xD

[@tallynwittal573]

These kids got some of that MK ultra

[@JamesBongo]

: what kind of acting you trying to do? : aw man like talking in front of a camera

[@brandonjimenez902]

@ 1:45 The Frankie Fauci accent came out lmao 😂

[@TheKmaru]

This is criminaly underviewed and underrated!!!!!!!!!

[@bongtokeproductions3956]

Lmfao that fuckin guy, so high he drops his keys and can’t even pick them up, got me dying right now

[@frazerrhughess]

Dude if these are real tick tick “stars” god damnit Tim you’re doing gods work

[@theprodigaldaughter6407]

Be careful creepin’ around kids these days tim

[@patrickbateman9018]

This been a bad season for you too?

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

Lmfao, I imagine this holds more relevance than it seems considering his cancel culture parody would go over people's heads

[@goldencheese7247]

The number one source for your favorite TikTok stars!

[@TheSilentCartgraph3r]

"like lil Dicky meets Enya". I want to hear that

[@greysonfriend7941]

(That doesn't slap) !!!

[@brocksdaddy081910]

The best line In the video

[@thejamboy3556]

I mean we are truly living in a simulation...are these real tick tok kids or actors I honestly do not know

[@Adumbbomb810]

Both

[@kjmmd5758]

These are actors. They are acting like the big tiktom stars Addison Rae, Charlie Damelio, Bryce Hall and bunch others.

[@mikehumphrey8702]

Please for the love of God. Tim please keep doing this!!!! Lol

[@aaronchall7779]

That was scary accurate.

[@Dgoc813]

Hahahahaha “Lil Dicky meets Enya”

[@Tangomango1720]

Timmy at it again

[@williamcutting5224]

No ones doin this but Tim. God bless you Tim. You're a breath of fresh air.

[@mrspanky369]

HILARIOUS takn a PISS !!!! R.I.P MOM!

[@austinkuipers6087]

My Tik Tok is inspired by the assorted bodily noises of Ray Kumpf

[@samirul223]

This is pure gold

[@climbingjohn]

The genius never ends. Fucking brilliant

[@watchumean2869]

Please, we need a part 2.

[@johnathanmartin3392]

This is the single most prolific thing I've ever seen in my 22 years of life.

[@scottp.548]

Can I interest you in some jewelry?

[@johnathanmartin3392]

@@scottp.548 Yes you may.

[@50000927]

“That class was hard” -she gets it

[@damonjennings4792]

This is one of the funniest 2 mins I have seen in years.

[@TheeHeadTurnerTV]

I literally just unfollowed ‘The Hollywood Fix’ after seeing 20 back to back post of random 17 y.o ‘TikTok stars’ I’ve never heard of. Not sure why I followed it in the 1st place, I got scared for a sec when I seen this.

[@pbot2029]

The understated disdain in Tim's voice. . . its like a fine wine. . .

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Thank you kindly brother