I Forced Myself to Watch the Acolyte

i forced myself to watch the acolyte
it was trash, pls subscribe :)
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[@PauloJrchannel]

Anakin wouldn't have fallen to the Dark Side if he had subscribed to your KZbin channel, since you're trying to hit a thousand subscribers by the end of the year.

[@pat_2]

thats so true

[@mattgohlke8216]

The old twin switcharoony gets em every time, classic 10/10

[@pat_2]

@@mattgohlke8216 my exact thoughts 🙌

[@insensitive919]

Reminds me of all of those classic Hallmark tv movies 👍

[@franciscojavier8326]

My brother in Christ, go watch Andor, it's a 10/10, no sarcasm. You won't believe how The Acolyte and Andor exist in the same universe, done by the same studio. 10/10 Aura.

[@pat_2]

@@franciscojavier8326 really? according to the reviews it was bad, but I may have to check it out

[@franciscojavier8326]

@@pat_2 if you search "Andor essay" in KZbin, youll see nothing but praise (except for Robot Head and Star Wars Theory, but their reasons suck)

[@cmac3530]

@@pat_2 I second Andor. It's the only Disney Star Wars I own a physical copy of.

[@chronicguardian9684]

@@cmac3530 I third Andor! If you like Star Wars with stakes and people fighting to reclaim their humanity, then Andor is for you.

[@thiefofa1073]

@@pat_2 It's really good, the best thing since the OT. It's really sad because Andor got less viewership than Ashoka and Obi-Wan (both terrible SW shows), and THIS shows the state of modern Star Wars fans' tastes today. Andor is a slow burn, but after Episode 2 it goes from 0 to 100mph really fast, and I was hooked until the end. Even if you're not a sci-fi or SW fan, the acting, plot, stakes and special effects will blow you away. I was so impressed I looked up the directors, producers and writers, and was pleasantly surprised to see that my favourite episodes were directed and produced by women - this is how you do it.

[@bad-people6510]

"From my point of view the Jedi are evil" the show. When you're making an entire show justifying your own identification with the villains, you might just be the bad guy.

[@pat_2]

@@bad-people6510 so true

[@whleow]

@bad-people6510 if Starwars were real I would like to join the Sith, but I still prefer the Jedi to be good guy in the movie.

[@pat_2]

@@whleow interesting

[@castleguy_234]

Had to skip my funeral for this🔥

[@pat_2]

@@castleguy_234 atta boy 🔥🔥🔥

[@ketchupcommander]

this review should be an educational training video at Lucasfilm for all future projects

[@pat_2]

@@ketchupcommander thank you ❤️❤️❤️

[@Hepheat75]

This show is what you'd get if an AI was tasked with making a Star Wars show based off of Arcane and Twilight.

[@pat_2]

@@Hepheat75 true that

[@aurorauplinks]

dont worry the mando grogu movie will be fun. no promises that it will be empire strikes back, but you should get a revenge of the sith out of it, possibly a Return of the Jedi.

[@pat_2]

@@aurorauplinks great!

[@midnightzathras6870]

This is a comment and alike and subscribe 11/10. If they could condense the eight episodes down to just the good bits I would watch those 5 minutes. ❤

[@pat_2]

Thanks man! I would too :)

[@blairm6128]

Bro took till episode 2 to know they are twins...

[@pat_2]

@@blairm6128 yup

[@Carltfc]

Good video bud, keep going❤❤

[@pat_2]

@@Carltfc thank you man!

[@umbrellarose]

intro is when i watch pat_ without my glasses

[@pat_2]

What?????

[@bren42069]

since when are lightsabers made out of glass

[@pat_2]

@@bren42069 no clue :(

[@Rhys-Lightning]

Review at 20:30. Saved you all 20 minutes

[@pat_2]

@@Rhys-Lightning there’s actually multiple reviews throughout the whole video for each episode

[@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto]

I gave up on Star Wars since The Last Jedi, Rise Of Skywalker. I found classic Japanese Samurai Chambara cinema, part of what inspiref & influenced Lucas.

[@pat_2]

@@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto interesting

[@mikemichailidis1685]

Everything is terrible about this show dialogue, plot, acting only the final duel between Sol and the Sith guy was intense (These morons killed Carrie Ann Moss in the first scene the only experienced and talented actress they had)

[@pat_2]

yup sadly this is true :(

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Okay the reason why episode 3 is disliked by the most real Star Wars fans is the lesbian space switches first say the thread is not to be used as a weapon and then they turn around and use it as a weapon. There are a lot of contradictions in the writing which is just junior high levels trash romance novels level of writing. Then May burns down a giant metal and Stone Temple with one little lamp Stone does not burn metal does not burn very easily either unless she had an airplane and flew it into it😮😢 then the campfire burning in space in the first episode😂😂

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Do you think there should have been a season 2 green lit?

[@Venejan]

@@CurtisDofMontana It's tragic there's no season 2! (Not for the show itself, of course, but for the reviews, which are a riot!!!)

[@pat_2]

Yeah episode 3 was a hard watch for many reasons

[@pat_2]

Ummmm, for story sakes yes cuz it seems to be an unfinished story, but for audiences, no

[@pat_2]

Lol

[@chronicguardian9684]

Thank you for feeling our pain. Now go do something fun instead.

[@pat_2]

@@chronicguardian9684 you’re welcome 🫡

[@Onay.]

I would buy that drop shipping course can't lie

[@pat_2]

@@Onay. honestly me too

[@pete6705]

I tried to watch this show just to laugh at it. But I was bored out of my mind. I started skipping all the dialogue and just going to the action parts, but I was still bored and gave up after a few episodes

[@pat_2]

@@pete6705 I almost did the same thing, but I had to finish the video 🥺

[@bren42069]

you've got 420 subs right now but i guess i'll ruin that and give you another sub

[@pat_2]

@@bren42069 frick

[@jersonayala2878]

this deserves more views On God

[@pat_2]

@@jersonayala2878 thanks man 😢😢😢

[@TVOR]

LOL! Probably the best Acolyte review.

[@pat_2]

@@TVOR thanks man!

[@whleow]

What if the powerful leader(not bother to find out her name) is a man but identify as she/her/lesbian 'yes' 'yes' and cause her partner to conceive Mae and Osha?

[@pat_2]

@@whleow I think it was the midichloreans or however you spell that

[@suekgao]

love the new video format

[@pat_2]

@@suekgao thanks man!

[@alejandrovalvarez]

First time viewer 5:23min in. Nice editing keeping to the topic simple and sweet. Nice job

[@pat_2]

@@alejandrovalvarez thanks man! Glad ur likin it

[@pritikinaa]

Good luck on the 100K subs. Yeah starring in a SW project doesn't seem so farfetched anymore

[@pat_2]

@@pritikinaa lmao thank you!

[@cdbeckel2]

I like this, good editing and funny. But maybe try not to mumble too much. Subscribed!

[@pat_2]

@@cdbeckel2 haha thank you! Will take that into consideration

[@CurtisDofMontana]

In the end of the series it turned into a telenovela daytime soap opera level writing Fifty Shades of Grey Star Wars addition😂😂 Leslie shipped May and Smile-lo-Ren these feminists scream it as for being misogynist and horrible men yet she puts the female lead into an abusive relationship with a killer liar abuser by using Mind Tricks and erasing her sister's mind which Jedi cannot do and Seth cannot do that Canon. Totally ruined the first live action Darth Plagueis seen on television Orpheum Rwanda Cannon by adding characters that should not have been alive and Darth Plagueis would have been a child or a teenager then at the end making Yoda either a liar or an idiot in all of Star Wars...

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Sorry I was using speech to text these woke Ultra feminist tell men that believe in being men that we are horrible misogynist pigs yet Leslie ships May and Smile-lo-Ren. I would enjoy having a open dialogue with you about any parts of the show you thought were good. P S. Leslie wife the green lady cannot act her way out of wet paper bag and don't forget this travesty cost $180 million I guarantee some people walked away with a lot of money in their pockets because the show was nowhere near worth 180 million😂😂😂😂😂

[@pat_2]

I didn’t realize the contradiction😭😭😭

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@pat_2 yeah if you watch how it is written how he gets OSHA to be his quote unquote girlfriends end the weirdos ralo's got their ship at the same time when you think of the character of Smile-lo-Ren he murdered a bunch of Jedi he coerced her sister into committee murder he threatened to kill both of them the emotionally abused her within the first hours of her waking up he stripped out naked in front of her which is illegal to do in the states that's indecent exposure that's a sx crime. Think about every bad thing Leslie had Smile-lo-Ren Do and then think about her old boss 🤔🤔 Harvey. They say write about what you know. So Leslie had a really good story that she could have turned into a movie of the week but just not a Star Wars story where it was ruined buy her own vanity and demons. So if you re-watch the last few episodes after OSHA gets with Smile-lo-Ren it is really messed up. So everybody's trying to say the Jedi were evil know they weren't they were messed up because of politics got involved with their order however most of the Jedi were good and wanted to help people they defended the light against the darkness but they were still flesh and blood so they make mistakes. Sorry for the long rant on this. Then like I said the bad guy in the acolyte Smile-lo-Ren is the type of man misogynist Pig that Hollywood woke liberal feminist are yelling that this is the person that no woman should be with yeah then they turn around and contradict themselves and do this in something kids will see and young girls that is messed up.

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@pat_2 sorry for misspelled words I'm using speech to text because I am disabled and it is tough for me to type if you have any questions how about anything because it looked weird the way I wrote it just ask me FYI the X-ray picture of my avatar is an actual picture of my neck I was hit in the head with a very hard object that gave me a traumatic head injury broke my neck broke my back I'm lucky to be alive I had a really brilliant neurosurgeon that was able to fix my neck otherwise I would have been paralyzed that was a 9-hour surgery ever since the accident my fine motor skills and my eyesight is not very good now so for the most part I have to use speech to text

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@pat_2 also the generation gap between your age and my age I am curious to see how somebody at your age looks at this story and how it comes across to you that is something I think has older Star Wars fans in the younger Star Wars fans see things differently because that's what you were brought up to know it's not your guys's fault Hollywood was their agenda is twisting things to make it look like these are the good people when they're not I hope that made sense

[@alexneff]

Watch masters of the air

[@pat_2]

ill think about it

[@alexneff]

@pat_2 look it up and for the real version look up "the bloody 100th"

[@Gavinand]

10/10 video pat

[@pat_2]

@@Gavinand thank you!

[@coconut7896]

Dad

[@pat_2]

@@coconut7896 son

[@NoReply28]

Definitely not the worst LOL. Much more enjoyable than that Ashoka series (Ashoka plot was literally more dumb and make less sense than this). And SIGNIFICANTLY better action than most star war movies. Two toddlers with pool noodle could probably do a more convincing lightsabers fight than whatever that sht was in Ashoka. 4:29 You better be joking bro because she literally missed on purpose... Like it obviously showed her hesitating and then aiming away right before shooting LLMAO. She looked into the distance then look back at Mae AFTER she shot the "warning shot" 5:57 OH GOD... you weren't joking? Guess some people really need movie to hold their hand and spoon-fed EVERY information. No point in finishing this "review" when the "reviewer" don't have the common sense to even understand a basic scene. But I do hope you improve in the future and good luck with your channel.

[@pat_2]

@@NoReply28 well in her mind at the time Mae killed her entire family, burned down the entire place, killed multiple Jedi, and tried to kill her former master, she also seemed very shocked to see her alive, but i don’t think she purposely missed, cuz what’s the point of that?

[@Jayjs20]

GenZ youtube is weird. Why does he keep saying "aura"?

[@pat_2]

@@Jayjs20 because it’s something yord emulated

[@SchmatzDieKatz]

Lucasfilm/Disney bad. You funny. Me subbed.

[@pat_2]

thanks man!

[@amandamorrison8706]

keep the long vids pls 🙏🙏🙏 we need more pat_

[@pat_2]

@@amandamorrison8706 will do!!!

[@WildBikeCamper]

Good video - and liked - but asking me to subscribe over and over makes me not want to, sorry.

[@pat_2]

@@WildBikeCamper well subscribers are a vanity metric anyway! Glad u enjoyed it!

[@WildBikeCamper]

@@pat_2 It's a very important monetization metric too! 🙂 I'm aiming for 1,000 subs - but never ask people to join.

[@pat_2]

@@WildBikeCamper well even just saying the word subscribe gets people more likely to press the subscribe button, and my goal in the vid was to try to make it funny, like satirical, but I guess that didn’t work

[@WildBikeCamper]

@@pat_2 I'm just a sad old man - you carry on doing what you're doing! I enjoyed you slating the Acolyte 🙂

[@pat_2]

@@WildBikeCamper haha thanks man! Glad you enjoyed!

[@amandamorrison8706]

I LOVE YOU

[@pat_2]

@@amandamorrison8706 I LOVE YOU ROO

[@JonHandEntertainment]

Editing is good but man why are you out of focus so much? lol

[@pat_2]

i forgot to focus my camera and didn't realize until this video was posted 💀

[@cupofjoe4448]

Goated ah video

[@pat_2]

@@cupofjoe4448 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@cupofjoe4448]

Good vid pat

[@pat_2]

@@cupofjoe4448 thanks joe!

[@amandamorrison8706]

BEST VID EVAAAA

[@pat_2]

THANK YOU!

[@timthewombat1]

I mean I get why expectations may be let down, why people WISHED for another outcome. Those stories are important on several personal levels for all of us. We expect not just storylines, we expect being moved emotionally, learning spiritually, and admire whatever fascinating space-backdrop and soundscape ILM managed to cook up next. But seriously why are you guys so emotionally dependent on shitting on a enterteinment corp... thats just pitiful. leave it be and get creative in your own headspaces ,if you dont like it. stress lets you age faster. and learned helplessness and cynism are extremely unsexy, just saying. We all know by now about its plot and character problems. There is no merit in adding another turd to the pile. my alghorythm is clogged with acolyte reviews, this is getting completely out of hand, bc now, there are far more than two of them!

[@pat_2]

@@timthewombat1 I will think about my actions sir 🥺

[@bren42069]

people just like dunking on pretentious garbage like this

[@alexneff]

Sub # 425

[@pat_2]

thanks man!

[@Benjimon-Was-Here]

Pat this was amazing! I love it I would totally watch your video reviews. Thank you for saving me from this. 🫡 you’re doing a service to us all.

[@pat_2]

@@Benjimon-Was-Here thank you man! And no problem, anything for the people 🫡🫡🫡