At least they made it small and aerodynamic - perfect for throwing as far away as possible
@Jxshdoesntcap3 жыл бұрын
Optimum for speed
@nickelliott51823 жыл бұрын
Attach blades to it and make it a throwing star
@rochambeau71973 жыл бұрын
@@nickelliott5182 the cursed spongebob eye throwing star
@simplefellow863 жыл бұрын
You could use it as a skipping rock, then it’ll never be anyone’s problem again
@broadex90803 жыл бұрын
They had an entire aeronautical division of people working on this so that you could throw this as far away as possible.
@Steel_Prophet4 жыл бұрын
4:25 "and an unblinking eye- ew it's a button!, his eyeball's a button!" You can hear the genuine suprise and disgust in his voice, *i love it.*
@jonathandias34034 жыл бұрын
Suprised this doesn't have replies... Here's one.
@EndlaGG4 жыл бұрын
Here's 2
@yammmit4 жыл бұрын
here’s 3
@nequastar18264 жыл бұрын
Here’s 4
@DaPootisJedi4 жыл бұрын
Here’s 6
@AidenRKrone2 жыл бұрын
There was an art teacher in my middle school who collected anything and everything branded _SpongeBob._ She kept her entire collection in her classroom. One of the entire walls was covered with stuff. I vividly remember her having this device in one of her display cabinets, and she said it was one of her favorite things in the collection. Having said all that, this video brought back memories I forgot I had.
@its-amemegatron.95212 жыл бұрын
Spogesimp
@gamin9wizard9452 жыл бұрын
I envy your teacher so hard
@LouSassoleSledgecock_III Жыл бұрын
I don’t envy her
@gettysburger915 Жыл бұрын
There are two kinds of people...
@RainyNightshade Жыл бұрын
I had an elementary school teacher who did the same thing and decorated her class with Spongebob stuff. 😂 She was cool. She'd give the class candy every Friday.
@VinLAURiA3 жыл бұрын
5:28 - Congratulations, the "IT'S HIS EYEBALLS!" freak-out actually made me _fall off my chair_ from laughter.
@thunderstudios12113 жыл бұрын
It gave me nightmares
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
Why do humans make the most creepy shit.
@MK-zj6hz2 жыл бұрын
@@broadex9080 because we know what scares us.
@KanarisTM2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@TheRoyalCheez2 жыл бұрын
EEEUUUUUUGHHH
@outrageous-alex4 жыл бұрын
From my 8 year old son: Son - "I want that" Me - "Even though it's creepy?" Son - "Yeah, it's Spongebob."
@Cyanidedan4 жыл бұрын
Marketing
@RandAlThot4 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@Stoic_Lizard3 жыл бұрын
The future is doomed and I can't wait to die in a tik tok flavored hospital watching memes as I'm flooded with coma inducing drugs.
@kidfromashiaargj19553 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sleeplessdistrict38973 жыл бұрын
@@Stoic_Lizard I’m 14 and grew up on spongebob, this thing is fucking horrifying
@gaminglol11673 жыл бұрын
Man I remember finding this on my playground as a kid, there was only one song and I used it until it died
@cardboardbox91193 жыл бұрын
T h e c u r s e. Y o u a r e t h e c h o s e n o n e
@ENCHANTMEN_3 жыл бұрын
Scarlet fire?
@gaminglol11673 жыл бұрын
@@ENCHANTMEN_ no, it was some german gibberish type song
@L0RDK3Y3 жыл бұрын
@@gaminglol1167 that’s just plain weird
@V0IDFANGZ3 жыл бұрын
@@gaminglol1167 not german but the first song that came to mind is ievan polkka
@slippie55854 жыл бұрын
this is the most cursed chromecast i've ever seen
@4748a4 жыл бұрын
ssslippie 😂😂😂😂
@PeachIceCreamy4 жыл бұрын
Hah.
@duh_outlaw4 жыл бұрын
lol nice thats hilarious
@aileenp.52184 жыл бұрын
*E Y E S .*
@Croshant4 жыл бұрын
Hey i saw you on youtube last time lol
@opalishmoth85913 жыл бұрын
4:27 I absolutely LOVE how you instinctively dropped it when you realized the eye was a button
@I_also_like_sirens_hehe Жыл бұрын
4:25
@amandasain37694 жыл бұрын
"HAS HE MORPHED WITH HIS PANTS?!" Something about the delivery of this KILLS me
@coolelectronics17593 жыл бұрын
he turned fat?
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
"OH ISN'T IT LOVELY...REMEMBER WHEN SPONEGEBOB WAS GOLD AND METALLIC AND A DISK..EW IT'S AN EYEBALL HIS BUTTONS AN EYEBALL." That delivery is so good and I don't know why.
@mrshermzilla2 жыл бұрын
*a n d a d i s k* literally killed me
@williambbq4 жыл бұрын
"what are we supposed to do with all these 512MB SpongeBob MP3 Players?" "MinionsPod"
@ColdFuse964 жыл бұрын
What have you done!!!! They were but children!!!!!
@Alex_Geforce4 жыл бұрын
Your last name is dank's name
@ace2624 жыл бұрын
H E L L
@TheRedCap4 жыл бұрын
how do i delete someone else's -post- entire fucking account
@slimeboi75844 жыл бұрын
@@TheRedCap alt+f4
@Wawas14 жыл бұрын
I never knew my sleep paralysis demon was actually a spongebob mp3 player
@technicallyghost10454 жыл бұрын
Never did i
@aileenp.52184 жыл бұрын
@@technicallyghost1045 it's a joke
@theearth2844 жыл бұрын
Mine was a patrick mp3
@Mu1fin94 жыл бұрын
@@theearth284 oh no please no
@mrpepitaseed11984 жыл бұрын
@@aileenp.5218 r/wooosh
@rwberger63 жыл бұрын
The absolute weirdest part is that it would be ridiculously easy to just take the generic rectangular mp3 player every company made and just print a spongebob face onto the back or something. Why an eyeball?
@QueenMonoChrome Жыл бұрын
I think someone misheard iPod as EYE-POD
@OtakuUnitedStudio Жыл бұрын
This itself is an offensively generic MP3 player as well. I've seen it without any specific character branding before, and it was just as crap then.
@el-verdadero_mordecai-456 Жыл бұрын
It's like they thought that the most iconic part of sponge bob was the eye like wtf?
@Astolfo2001 Жыл бұрын
Coincidentally an Unown avatar
@PopStrikers4 жыл бұрын
Get it? It's an "Eye" pod. Ha.
@joshua_rogetswithpie15414 жыл бұрын
totally very funny....
@imapirate3684 жыл бұрын
Hold up Lemme think.
@urnotfunny99554 жыл бұрын
SCP-131
@SaadNabil4 жыл бұрын
😆
@yaskeepants4 жыл бұрын
𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪
@Hyfoxdro4 жыл бұрын
5:30 It says the eyeballs have MOTION CONTROL hinting THEY MOVE good god find one
@noahpaulette14904 жыл бұрын
I swear 8f they follow you it's even better
@mariselojeda08104 жыл бұрын
He looks like he messed up big time, like he couldbe turned into a new meme template
@triple-awhat47084 жыл бұрын
@@Hyfoxdro let ebay slash 'n dash those nightmares
@LDaniel_BDuce4 жыл бұрын
“I found a nightmare” Aren’t those everywhere in Australia. Like, spiders the size of humans, or the heat. And I can find those in my sleep. The constant threat of my EBay slash and dashes
@Tairex7774 жыл бұрын
Lucas Daniel I know it’s a joke but we’re used to spiders here
@zep-excpoint4 жыл бұрын
*NOT THE SLASH N' DASHES!!*
@andrive4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cortinoias4 жыл бұрын
Huntsman spiders are adorable though
@hystericallover59894 жыл бұрын
absolute weaksauce _but, oh boy, the price of games_
@BinglesP3 жыл бұрын
He found a Biblically Accurate Spingebill, I’m so proud of him
@RadeonVega645 ай бұрын
spunkslob
@NeoClip4 жыл бұрын
"Someone's been in here" -Lord DankPods 20XX
@RadioRodent4 жыл бұрын
He could catch a cheating wife from miles away
@slavboii4204 жыл бұрын
Oh no! This comment reached 420 likes already.. I cannot like it!
@slavboii4204 жыл бұрын
@@hunterklowss Great! Now I can like!
@cashuuu4 жыл бұрын
I can rest well tonight knowing this abomination has been destroyed
@andrewjohnson4934 жыл бұрын
that's what you think .......
@SilvercreekAnimations4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Sharan254 жыл бұрын
Destroy All Of Them
@aileenp.52184 жыл бұрын
@@Sharan25 THEN BURN THEM IN HELLL (I'm not really scared tho lol)
@chickhicks84744 жыл бұрын
RAKEAFRI TV thanks for clarifying that you’re not scared of a childrens music player
@lucan_t49344 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he used the anvil instead of 1 Grit. 1 Grit was too good for this monstrosity.
@butidontwanna4 жыл бұрын
im surprised this comment doesn’t have any comments heres one (made by: Sphere X [GT]
@kozks4 жыл бұрын
@@butidontwanna fuck you dont givre credit.to.peope i csntt speak sory
@mooseyexists4 жыл бұрын
neither was the anvil but he hurt the anvil too
@dolphinman92534 жыл бұрын
@@kozks whatt???
@imax8abug5903 жыл бұрын
@@kozks did you have the stroke or dronk?
@gizmo9133 Жыл бұрын
2:39 “Disinfect the *Eeevil”* -dankpods, 2020
@deanender14-jx4to16 күн бұрын
E evil! EEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLL HI HILLLLLLLL -Mermaid Man
@KirioGameNote3 жыл бұрын
Truly, the Spongebob rendition of “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.”
@martintheyoshi59304 жыл бұрын
Subtitles at 1:20: [Music] Me: Ah yes, DankPods crying in agony is my favorite type of music!
@checkYVELLUAP4 жыл бұрын
5:29 [Applause]
@henchest3 жыл бұрын
Dank if you see this i want a like performance of 1:20 at my wedding
@hm_lemon_lime15003 жыл бұрын
It’s music to the demon
@ajitgaonkar28543 жыл бұрын
You’ve got 69 likes PERFECTION
@henchest3 жыл бұрын
@@ajitgaonkar2854 not anymore
@thedailydude24 жыл бұрын
To quote the spongebob movie: “MY EYES!!!”
@CaveyMoth4 жыл бұрын
[EEE PC falls on me] MY LEG!
@imakescammersonyoutubesham79194 жыл бұрын
@Cavey Möth *pee cee
@memelord87694 жыл бұрын
BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
@lovi10034 жыл бұрын
Noooo its eye
@monkeyhook68564 жыл бұрын
🎵Ocean man fill my eyes with sand, oh please understand. It’s not of this land🎵
@QuantaSolace3 жыл бұрын
I’m really surprised they didn’t call it an eyePod.
@rshust4 жыл бұрын
This thing deserves to be sent through the Ebay global shipping program.
@coywolf13184 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would agree with the statement like that
@Kn1ghtNightYT4 жыл бұрын
TO THE SLASH AND DASH HE GOES
@Sh4re_W4re4 жыл бұрын
And off it goes to Pitney Bowes
@TheTotallyRandomGuy4 жыл бұрын
Yes if only this could trade places with the sealed iPod...
@comicsanz974 жыл бұрын
For all the packages destroyed by them, they deserve to be traumatized by this mp3 player from hell.
@christopherherr75613 жыл бұрын
I once had a nightmare when I was young that I was transformed and shrunk down to a hockey puck sized thing with only one eye showing... and this reminded me of that. Thanks!
@asher-3603 жыл бұрын
THEY TURNED YOUR NIGHTMARES INTO AN MP3 PLAYER
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
EUUUUUGH GIT OUT
@PeeperSnail2 жыл бұрын
Brother the Qu turned your dream self into a colonial
@realbrigidtenenbaum2 жыл бұрын
@@PeeperSnail Hehehe, that was exactly what I thought too.
@mobgamer63462 жыл бұрын
Ewww, just imagine if someone picked you up in your dream, you would be slimy and sticky…
@Carterthielftw_4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being his neighbor, you walk out of your house and see a grown man smashing a demonic yellow eye with a tiny anvil... 😂
@imtrieco24834 жыл бұрын
i’d cheer him on!
@sky-sx5gt4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@petervansan10544 жыл бұрын
with australia population density you would need like a telescope to see him lol
@maggs7344 жыл бұрын
"Careful, he´s a hero!"
@davidguthriemusic4 жыл бұрын
sounds like a normal day in Gravity Falls tbh
@gamin9wizard9452 жыл бұрын
5:35 Fun Fact for those few who don't know or don't remember: That radio is actually a reference to that one scene from the series, and is supposed to look as creepy as it does. I don't remember what the episode was called exactly, but I do remember that it was the one where Mrs. Puff (Driving School Teacher / so called "Boating School" Teacher) gave SpongeBob his driver's license, despite him not having passed the test, as she is frustrated of him getting her injured all the time. SpongeBobs' parents bought him his very own car (/ boat). Mrs Puff doesn't want to risk herself going to jail (as she is responsible for every accident he'd inevitably get himself into, as he is a danger on the road!), so she attempts to steal his new car. SpongeBob (who slept in his backseat) notices this, so they end up struggling on the frontseat, and a bunch of cartoon gags and injuries later, SpongeBob disguises himself as the radio while she thought that she'd successfully tossed him off the driving vehicle. SpongeBob jumpscares Mrs Puff, as he creepily crawls out of the radio shaft like a Zombie crawling out of a ventilation shaft, leading to SpongeBob beating her up with his fists immediately afterwards. So TLDR, this one is actually supposed to look creepy as hell and was done on purpose, as an Hommage to the episode. Should be part of the first season I think, however, I am not entirely certain about it anymore. It's been a while
@__JiG__SaW__2 жыл бұрын
Not to be doubting you but have you got a source on that? The resemblance is just not strong enough, I don't think it's supposed to look like that scene in that episode.
@JNJNRobin1337 Жыл бұрын
mayhaps he feels its quite similar? memories can become fuzzy after a while
@__JiG__SaW__ Жыл бұрын
@@JNJNRobin1337 That is very likely. But that makes it not much of a "fun fact", rather just someone's opinion.
@gamin9wizard945 Жыл бұрын
Edit: I didn't proofread my grammar and spelling just now, it's late at night right now, I might do the proofreading when I feel like it in some days. @@__JiG__SaW__ I mean I can't look up the episode right now (piracy is a rather difficult topic in my country, and I am rather broke - - -), but I watched this episode like a trillion times, [both as a kid and a teen, well, with the German Dub anyway]. I can't give you much more than a "trust me bro", but it definitely gave me the vibe of spongebob battling Mr.s Puff in his car. Regardless, it wouldn't be the first time that Nickelodeon made a product out of a throwaway gag that only happened in one single episode. For example, I distinctly remember that, back when we still lived in Munich, it was like 2008 (I only mention both time and location because they either stopped selling the product after we moved, or they just never sold it outside of big cities to begin with - - -) - I distinctly remember that they actually sold Spongebob Ice-Sticks with an Orangejuice-Flavor. All with the Nickelodeon Branding and Spongebob on the plastic packaging. Remember the episode where they sorta ripped off the olympic games? When Spongebob and Patrick had partaken in a bunch of contests against each other, as a means to win the gold medal for either Mr. Krabs or Plankton respectively. That Episode had spongebob jump into a deep frier, and he turned himself into an icecream with almonds all over his skin, and he also put two icecream sticks into his head. [FYI, before the scene ended, Patrick jumped down that same tower and turned himself into strawberry icecream with chocolate sauce on top. Patrick derped the landing however, leading to another throwaway gag where he fried the audience, leading to the hot-dog fish announcing that he'd sell fish fingers (again, translating back from the german dub on this one using a dictionary, don't know what the dish is called in english and the english dub)] Well, the reallife Ice Cream that the Ice Cream Stands offered to us kids obviously weren't that fancy, it was your run of the mill IceCream-Stick, BUT, they did at least make sure that the Ice had a rectangle-ish shape, and had two sticks popping out of it. It was very far from a perfect resemblance of what's been seen on the show, but it was still unique enough to vaguely hint at the episode. I mean, who else sells rectangle shaped icecream with two sticks popping out of it. I obviously don't got any photos of that Icecream (and since youtube comment sections usually block links of all sorts, I couldn't really share them here even if I had them. Same goes for the episode with that radio) How accurate my memory may or may not be is up to you to decide I guess.
@zs4580 Жыл бұрын
Not only is that a massive stretch, but what makes you think this company who cheaper out on every single part of this would put any effort into trying to make it accurate to some random obscure moment from the show?
@heyitzrare3 жыл бұрын
"Remember when SpongeBob was metallic? And gold? ...and a disc?" I now quote that thank you very much
@cisrot4 жыл бұрын
It looks like one of the incredibly uncanny biblical angels
@nigerianprince94963 жыл бұрын
Missing the wings
@dubiousseed32723 жыл бұрын
I think you mean a throne, it's made of ring(s)
@cardboardbox91193 жыл бұрын
Damn I was about to say it
@shiethegal3 жыл бұрын
"Be not afraid, Squidward"
@Meekmillan3 жыл бұрын
@@_DeadEnd_ there's always ones described with wings. They creep their way into everything. Like noses
@Aguyontheinternet4 жыл бұрын
"The longer the icon of sin is on Earth, The stronger it will become."
@Arbiter0994 жыл бұрын
In the first age, when Nickelodeon's reruns bloc first lengthened...
@ace2624 жыл бұрын
A doom guy on the internet
@pedrorodrigues69392 жыл бұрын
8:51 POV: god during the tower of Babell
@JamesR6244 жыл бұрын
"Ewww and it's a-" *_RETCHING NOISES INTENSIFIES_*
@firstone11354 жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID...
@butidontwanna4 жыл бұрын
1:33
@amisusiati15414 жыл бұрын
That's what he said not that's what she said @first one
@quitaccallvidsrprivate4 жыл бұрын
Cool text
@lavbubl4 жыл бұрын
5:29
@PubstarHero4 жыл бұрын
"When was the last time your flash drive skipped" Funny story actually. Hit a bump really hard one time in my friends car and the song playing on the USB drive skipped. We both though it was weird as hell as the thing didnt actually disconnect from the head unit.
@nathantaylor20264 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened with my fake GooPhone i7. (Yes, a clone of a clone)
@andrzejfajny40944 жыл бұрын
Almost the same with my Sandisk pendrive, The difference is that it was skipping sectors of data, without any ingerention, it was working fine for storing data, but it wasn't capable of continious data streaming to my audio and i couldn't boot anything from it
@jacobrzeszewski65273 жыл бұрын
6:00 I firmly believe that the iPad, after years of being looked down upon by laptop and Windows users made a brutal murder attempt on that poor laptop.
@PENlSGAMING693 жыл бұрын
was definitely the demons
@h0riz0n452 жыл бұрын
The iPad tried an assassination attempt while using the powers of the demon, but it failed, therefore giving a sliver of soul to the demon. But when the demon died, the iPad regained that sliver.
@abbie_joan2 жыл бұрын
@@h0riz0n45 so...the iPad created a horcrux?
@pokehybridtrainer Жыл бұрын
God damn that slowdown killed me.
@bigcollectors90703 жыл бұрын
At 5:20 The Npower Stands For NightMare Power
@ricestrange3 жыл бұрын
Funny
@glorianamurillomadriz5076 Жыл бұрын
Nightmare power from nightmare enterprises
@ChristopherMcglauflin4 ай бұрын
For those who are asking it's actually standing for nickelodeon power.
@calnecalx4 жыл бұрын
him: **destroys demonic trinket** "what could go wrong?" the universe: *"the ancient spirits of light and dark have been released"*
@qwirky17094 жыл бұрын
alex have I spotted a Terraria player?
@sorakafutanari4 жыл бұрын
Time to mine bois
@FakeEgg4 жыл бұрын
Ey nice terraria reference
@jade_hex4134 жыл бұрын
Oh.....fu-
@gabrielflorea81244 жыл бұрын
"*the air is getting colder around you*" Well..fuck
@ShiroDawn3 жыл бұрын
"Eee PC SPEAK TO ME!" i was fucking dying at this
@SomariTheAdventurerJam63 жыл бұрын
5:29
@mor4y3 жыл бұрын
I've got a Ye Olde Eee PC 901(?) and a xbox360 HDDVD drive with a USB connection for old or chinese install discs 🤣 the HDDVD drive looks just like a 360, I've another 2 still boxed in the attic, I picked up 5 brand new for £50 back when crappy laptops with no DVD drive started coming out
@thelibyandxer3 жыл бұрын
Language, children might see this comment.
@hecker2.0713 жыл бұрын
stop SWEARING!!!!!!!!! i will let you know that there are young children watching this and they do not appreciate your comment!
@liasmxles25973 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo same
@Akuzastar4 жыл бұрын
"Auxiliary mode" Yes. You just read that in her voice. 👍
@ScotlandTheBrave_14 жыл бұрын
Who makes that speaker?
@elementoryking44524 жыл бұрын
@@ScotlandTheBrave_1 may I help you out? myefm.com/speakers/toledo/charcoal-grey
1:56 "when was the last time you heard an mp3 player SKIP?" he didnt know the horrors of the hot wheels player yet. the real nightmare awaited him.
@AdzaanMaiiTso4 жыл бұрын
Hahah, oh my god. This was my first ever MP3 player! My parents couldn't afford to buy me an iPod like everyone else and I remember forcing myself to act happy about it so I didn't hurt their feelings. It was so satisfying to watch this one get destroyed. I wanted to do that to mine when as soon as I got done unwrapping it. 😂
@maziu274 жыл бұрын
Damn that suckss
@brendancross27674 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss
@thechosenone99654 жыл бұрын
Sadface. Did u destroyed it tho?
@joshmanis98604 жыл бұрын
200tg
@jaydenlee40794 жыл бұрын
These MP3 players are easy to break
@zakuiikai6834 жыл бұрын
Idea for a better designed spongebob mp3 player: turn him to the classic wavy square, face should be replaced with screen, wallpaper should be spongebobs face, the belts in the pants is the buttons
@jackkurosaki29944 жыл бұрын
see, that's what hey SHOULD'VE done, but somebody on the design team was insane. or they all were.
@PriyaPans4 жыл бұрын
@@jackkurosaki2994 or on every drug possible. No-one thinks of SpongeBob and then thinks of an eye... Except everyone who's seen this video because now we're all deeply scarred.
@figshwg4 жыл бұрын
*this is more better*
@Pecinta_kaela4 жыл бұрын
I would buy that If i have enough money to buy one
@figshwg4 жыл бұрын
@@Pecinta_kaela same 5 dollars is too expensive in my country
@LoudMouth014 жыл бұрын
Me: it can’t be that bad Me later: OH MY GOD DISPOSE OF THIS MONSTER NOW!
@4thalt2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so terrified of an inanimate object
@LemonadeStand618 Жыл бұрын
This is no inanimate object, this is the devil himself
@larknessr72863 жыл бұрын
11:02 is the exact moment when the demon was released from its eternal cage
@jored373 жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment this lol
@ConnorNolanTech4 жыл бұрын
A SpongeBob mp3 player should have just looked like him and had a headphone jack opening in the side of his head, disguised as a sponge hole.
@bicghungusfan4 жыл бұрын
"sponge hole"
@comicsanz974 жыл бұрын
I sure about the headphone jack?
@portalknight14 жыл бұрын
It'd probably be less horrifying if it had 2 eyes instead of 1... Edit: I stand corrected.
@pufferfish90454 жыл бұрын
5:34
@yammmit4 жыл бұрын
honestly if they had just made it all wiggly-outline square spongebob shape, it woul’ve worked. but i’m sure that was too much effort for them :)
@pufferfish90454 жыл бұрын
@Chill Sodaa minecraft speaker
@pufferfish90454 жыл бұрын
@Chill Sodaa it plays only sweden
@Hiyukifootstool4 жыл бұрын
@@pufferfish9045 nah i am more of a living mice type of guy
@o0Avalon0o3 жыл бұрын
This gave me flashbacks of accidentally dropping my laptop (before Xmas, with a 102 Fever) & 3 nearly finished final projects went to smoke; it landed on an attached thumb drive that jammed inside & messed up the laptops hard drive. What a year.
@oswariyt4 жыл бұрын
He just called it “Cashies Song” lmao that killed me
@lavenderfox24304 жыл бұрын
"Dad why is a grown Aussie man smashing Spongebob in the driveway with a tiny anvil?" "It'll all be over soon son."
@mdukasa4 жыл бұрын
I saw it, closed the lid on my laptop and finally went to sleep. Then I didn't, I couldn't sleep with that on my head!
@dud36552 жыл бұрын
Tbh, your friend getting turned into a talisman by an evil witch would be a great plot for a game
@KingCraane4 жыл бұрын
1:22"It looks like a witch's curse! Like they turned your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time, you can still hear him screaming in there." -DankPods 2020
@TheCode-X4 жыл бұрын
Is that a FMA reference?
@YouKnowPipes4 жыл бұрын
Dnd character idea
@resolvanlemmy4 жыл бұрын
Wade Nixon (the dude who owns DankPods) is officially a virgin.
@brendancross27674 жыл бұрын
"you cannot unsee this" wrong, my brain is frantically hitting delete
@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo82243 жыл бұрын
Try drinking paint thinner, or nail polish, that helps.
@brendancross27673 жыл бұрын
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 I tried high strenght bleach and tide pods, nothing
@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo82243 жыл бұрын
@@brendancross2767 Try combining all of them. As a last resort try the "forget me shot" don't forget to stir the drink with a pregnancy test until it turns positive.
@akularia3 жыл бұрын
@@brendancross2767 Try drinking a Molotov Cocktail
I've never heard someone go insane in real time. I thought it would take longer.
@rosestrohm79864 жыл бұрын
Omg your snake getting stuck in the curtains is so cute
@justjeremiah96802 жыл бұрын
V A C C U M. C L E A N E R
@Spider-xy5en3 жыл бұрын
Subtitles: Applause Ahhh yes, I sure do love dankpods screaming for me 5:30
@PCrailfan37903 жыл бұрын
This had me screaming
@Spider-xy5en3 жыл бұрын
@@PCrailfan3790 🤣🤣🤣
@ethanjohnson53504 жыл бұрын
The Eye of Sauron watches over the children in MP3 player form
@m.amadeo34342 жыл бұрын
When someone asks me: "Who is DankPods?" I just show them this video. Truly the best video to come out of this channel!
@Kore_YT4 жыл бұрын
If you see that whiles at a dig site you know you're about to find a cursed tomb
@tarmacsolid6064 жыл бұрын
Spongemanji... coming soon to a Theater NEAR YOU!
@ElliottLarrubia4 жыл бұрын
Pog
@ThylineTheGay4 жыл бұрын
Love ya vids
@justjadethings96304 жыл бұрын
Omfg Kore watches dankpods
@benitoatoslui98433 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ryanbhajonauth10674 жыл бұрын
Sexy Speaker: Auxiliary mode. Me:You Exorcised the demon.
@ace2624 жыл бұрын
O HELL NO
@lukebowler2664 жыл бұрын
Wait what kinda speaker is the sexy speaker?
@blakewayside85174 жыл бұрын
The one bluetooth speaker he has
@katsura984 жыл бұрын
@@lukebowler266 The unnecessarily sexy sounding Bluetooth speaker featuring in DankPods' videos is an EFM branded Toledo Bluetooth speaker in Charcoal Grey. dankpods.fandom.com/wiki/Sexy_Speaker
@mariselojeda08104 жыл бұрын
1:13 those are perfectly cut screams right there mate
@ihavedarkhumorcryaboutit.24583 жыл бұрын
1:16*
@samuelgarcia69423 жыл бұрын
@@Dragzilla66 yepp
@SulfurousWigUwU3 жыл бұрын
I'd say 1:19 is the best one
@giarenella2 жыл бұрын
@@Dragzilla66 *A NOIGHTMAEAUR*
@lambdaguy7918 Жыл бұрын
The screams sound like that one scene in home alone qhere kevin puts a tarantula on marv's forehead
@AQRYNChannelАй бұрын
1:14 bro realized his worst nightmare 💀
@captainimperialism45684 жыл бұрын
6:11 I TOLD YOU I’D SHOOT, BUT YA DIDNT BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDNT YA BELIEVE ME?!
@DankPods4 жыл бұрын
Ren and Stimp represent
@C-Midori2 жыл бұрын
literally gets a reply and heart from the dankster and yet only 4 likes
@UserNotFound404_LOLOL6 ай бұрын
@@C-Midori55 actually
@C-Midori6 ай бұрын
@@UserNotFound404_LOLOL this was 2 years ago help
@pachecodosunosiete4 жыл бұрын
QUICK, DINGUS!
@loganiushere4 жыл бұрын
1:53 "...at 64kpbs, also known as the sound of gravel!" Also, funnily enough, the Windows XP setup music! Yep, that beautiful, grooovy music runs at 64kpbs.
@mccobsta4 жыл бұрын
There's a aiff at 6mbs floating around the Web
@tredI91004 жыл бұрын
And the SNES's PCM is 32kbps 16-bit.
@eDoc20204 жыл бұрын
@@tredI9100 32kbps 16bit is 2kHz sampling. Perhaps you mean 32ksps 16bit, which is actually 512kbps.
@loganiushere4 жыл бұрын
mccobsta I’ll believe that, but the file you hear during the Windows XP setup is a 64kbps .wma file. I checked. I went into my WinXP VM and found the actual file, and it’s a 64kbps .wma file.
@loganiushere4 жыл бұрын
Abstractism good point.
@yeastov5470 Жыл бұрын
I accidentally grouped this tab with something else and the auto-generated group name was "Psychology"
@ciaranmeek65604 жыл бұрын
Hungover from Christmas and I'm absolutely buckled at this. Making me feel like I'm about to spew but it's completely worth it
@Metal369384 жыл бұрын
6:30 he sounds genuinely terrified 😂😂
@hariharprasad51584 жыл бұрын
I actually screamed in victory when this man smashed the living hell out of that demonic eye.
@VengefullyQueerDragon Жыл бұрын
I mentioned Frank to my friend who loves snakes and they were like "hey I follow her on Instagram" We're BOTH fans of her accidentally through different sources
@aravambaram4 жыл бұрын
6:01: He doesn’t care about the music player, he only cares about the Asus Eee Pee Cee From 2010
@AshPikachu94 жыл бұрын
I found a nightmare: looks at spongebob Me: *squirdward why did you abduct dankpods?*
@jamesgriffyn4 жыл бұрын
Australia: home of all deadly animals. Eh. Spongebob Eye: *AHHHHH!*
@AtreyuFilmzX34 жыл бұрын
HI JAMES
@fellmanfellman10674 жыл бұрын
HI JAMES
@Shadow_Mihai4 жыл бұрын
Lebron James
@Mikel726 Жыл бұрын
The brown on the bottom makes it look like SpongeBob just got crushed by a hydraulic press.
@kevinchester52173 жыл бұрын
“Did he morph with his pants?!” That just slayed me for whatever reason
@harmonyinultraviolet4 жыл бұрын
7:10 The great safety commercial voiceover
@davidsherman73264 жыл бұрын
Boromir: The Great Eye is ever watchful. Sauron's Eye:
@brodika2 жыл бұрын
The amulet is my absolute favourite joke Dank has ever made.
@Choatemister4 жыл бұрын
I’d like to meet the child who’s scared of his taxes being due. “MOM THE IRS IS COMING FOR MY POKÉMON COLLECTION! WHERE ARE THE STAMPS!?!?”
@ethandanesh12104 жыл бұрын
Dankpods: dedicates his entire channel to talking about iPods This video intro: L E G O
@davidfl43 жыл бұрын
You literally make the most entertaining product reviews I ever seen “it like they turned your friend to a talisman”
@turbokadett2 жыл бұрын
5:34 This genuinely triggered my Trypophobia, specifically the speaker grill holes in the eyes. Nightmare fuel.
@michaeltaylor79394 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I unintentionally stopped breathing for about 5 seconds... gg Dank Pods edit: I had to edit this 3 times just to get all of the dumb spelling mistakes out. must be the curse of SpongeBob turning my typing to Sh*t edit 2: the not breathing things was only the first 30 seconds of the video, i pretty much cried laughing for the rest.
@michaeltaylor79394 жыл бұрын
Thx for the heart Dank Pods, this means a lot .
@vain_abundalakaka4 жыл бұрын
My muscles at 5:29 stopped working and i fell out of my chair literally SCREAMING jhkfhsh
@metraforce4414 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Dankpods: *Someones been in here*
@jackoski__194 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Dankpods: Bat Tree
@awesome117unsc4 жыл бұрын
At: 1:33 , I didn't know you can speak Howtobasic? Such an amazing language.
@mentorzariqi88804 жыл бұрын
I mean they're both australian so...
@awesome117unsc4 жыл бұрын
@@mentorzariqi8880 That's not part of the joke...
@Josuh4 жыл бұрын
@@awesome117unsc That's right, it's not a part of the joke, but it *enhances it*
@Pecinta_kaela4 жыл бұрын
What if dank pods are actually how to basic
@checkYVELLUAP4 жыл бұрын
5:29
@brukcrawb11 ай бұрын
7:37 you made a typo cant unsee it now
@pietrotrava3 жыл бұрын
No one: Nickelodeon: what if we just 🧿
@murderer20225 ай бұрын
AH! AHH! IT'S THE CURSE!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm Muslim...
@RadeonVega645 ай бұрын
@@murderer2022 wdym?
@MarbleFox1624 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what went through his mind when he saw that on eBay. “That is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen!” *adds to cart immediately
@pancakeidiot144 жыл бұрын
that second one he showed was actually terrifying
@Zombine45 Жыл бұрын
This was definitely an existing product that someone figured they could shoehorn spongebob onto.
@V4Now3 жыл бұрын
"Remember When Spongebob was Metalic?" Well, everything is Vhrome in the future.🤷🏾♂️
@dorime35354 жыл бұрын
"dont bring that item its cursed!" "no mate its fine." the item:
@forgive_me_for_my_past4 жыл бұрын
5:37 Mum was sleeping. Damn it!
@zebedie2 Жыл бұрын
I can just imagine someone wearing that on a chain with a ritual cloak and long hood while chanting sponge bob memes in a low voice mixed with latin
@GunnarTobus3 жыл бұрын
I grant you the Spongebob Nazar. While most Nazars hold off curses, this one will eternally damn you.
@realdavidii4 жыл бұрын
DankPods: I always reply! Everyone: Press X to doubt *SOMEONE'S BEEN IN HERE
@AGiantBlue4 жыл бұрын
Dank, you need to complete the curse and collect all the Spongebob eyes.
@broadex90803 жыл бұрын
9:03 Wade:"Turning da power on... that's what I did you pr***."