I got an iDog.

[@IansModRite]

Imagine that it’s 2005 and your parents are arguing at full volume and your iDog is just fuckin jammin to the beat of your parents’ marriage falling apart.

[@kayvalencia2223]

Hell yea

[@lyre6820]

Life couldn't get better than that

[@YogoBites]

This is too specific, are you okay?

[@IansModRite]

@@YogoBites is anybody ever REALLY okay?

[@YogoBites]

@@IansModRite fair enough, but are you okay for a not okay person?

[@Mameyaro]

One of my core memories was getting an iDog as a birthday gift as a snotty little kid, and try as I might to get it to dance to whatever music I had and my dad’s music it just sat there and chilled, but by GOD when my mom and dad started yelling at each other over Christmas break it started BOPPIN

[@Ookkonen1]

This just sounds like a thing that they intentionally made :D /j

[@user-wi7iy2me7y]

GODDAMN LOL

[@hellenchristina1823]

I don't think that he liked you that much....

[@Chonkems]

I had this little Sega dog as a kid I got at a yard sale. It would bark and wag its tail whenever my mom was screaming at my dad. That shit is trapped in my head forever. Whenever I hear an argument, that bit-crushed dog bark plays in my brain.

[@vipertoothpaintball5724]

I had this mother fucker

[@ZomgLolPants]

Holding its nose down until it goes to sleep has big "hold the pillow over grandma to get the inheritance" energy

[@Relaxifier]

Presenting… THE ISNAKE

[@dumplinggrafitti]

ICAR

[@КаналВорона-в9д]

iFrank

[@BaderHashmeh]

But it's Shrek

[@TomokoJinx]

Ifish

[@dumplinggrafitti]

@@BaderHashmeh iFrank

[@planetclue]

THANKS FOR THE SHOUTOUT MATE!! I'm so glad you liked my i-Dog video. you're a huge inspiration - been watching since 2019 and I even referenced you in my most recent video! I'd love to get in touch, perhaps I can send some weird early 2000s goodies your way as well 👀

[@Cal.F]

I SENT YOUR DDR VIDEO TO HIM

[@NotShaggy]

Well I hope one day you will get 200000 subscribers

[@isaacsenior8836]

hi clue!

[@CDdogz1992]

OMG HI CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ALSO REALLY PROUD OF YOU I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN HE MENTIONED YOUR CHANNEL

[@Cal.F]

@@NotShaggy same his content is always awesome and well researched

[@Derrythe01]

Honestly, it being a toy for kids, the low volume makes the parent in me so happy.

[@HateMerchant]

good point

[@alexanderfielding]

Wait, this doesn't look like a dog... where's Frank? Now *that's* a dog.

[@doomsdayX121]

Frank is his own breed.

[@matthew_211]

@@doomsdayX121 sadly he's only recognized by a few million people

[@Lexxyy]

she is best doggo

[@kos256]

@@Lexxyy agree

[@kayvalencia2223]

@@Lexxyy frank has ascended past pronouns, frank is a frank and nothing less

[@xenzoro]

As much as he hates it, It doesn’t stop me from wanting it.

[@bbthebbman484]

I want it to

[@mrafitzy17]

It's really bad guys I mean for volume most phones today are better than that

[@bbthebbman484]

@@mrafitzy17 ya but it’s cool to have

[@kendallanderson6511]

I never had one as a kid so I want one now

[@LetsKickThis747]

I have one, my audio on it isn’t that bad, and it’s pretty neat, mines the black suit Spider-Man

[@Jake.........................]

I had an iDog and an iFish. That fish knew how to do a jig, let me tell ya.

[@connerlee8890]

Dankpods, next April fools, you should say the ol’ “m8 this packaging is collectible, gotta super careful opening this” then proceed to spend the rest of the video painstakingly removing the packaging without damaging it

[@michealpersicko9531]

and actually have duracells instead of PKCells

[@oliviersavard8676]

and then 1 gritting it at the very end

[@caranook]

That would be hilarious!

[@potatomuncher_ye]

@@michealpersicko9531 @OliverSavard LMAOOOO

[@potatomuncher_ye]

@@oliviersavard8676 LMAO2:THE SEQUEL

[@DerInselaffe]

I had the plain penguin version as a kid and loved it. My dad got himself the fish and only played ‘Take me to the River’ on it.

[@thatstockranger]

Hmm

[@tom2116]

@@thatstockranger Hmm

[@marb6385]

You got the "i-cy" right?

[@thatguyalex2835]

I had the generic white iDog when I was 6, but I poked the speaker out with a thumb tack for some dumb reason. :( The mike still worked though. I knew that the AA was called an LR6, cos I love science/engineering.

[@massimom2542]

@@thatguyalex2835 "Mike" lmaoooo

[@LordEgilYGO]

Hey, Dank, a pro strat to open up those packages: use a manual can opener. The kind where you turn the crank to cut the can open. It works really well on blister packaging too.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

"This packaging is a total collectible" He's gonna stab it, is he? Yup, here goes the knife.

[@MrDerpylol]

You mean knoife

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That's not a knoife

[@windows10sovietedition86]

@@HappyBeezerStudiosNow this ,THIS IS A KNOIFE

[@averagetigertabbycatenjoye2471]

@@windows10sovietedition86 THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

[@whiteroach3]

@@windows10sovietedition86 That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

[@hortinger]

The 2000s were a lawles wasteland when it comes to Nuggets and Dinguses.

[@BlueOvals24]

You can still find some weird nugs like that today, you just have to be willing to go to the dark side. By which I mean Wish.

[@courier6402]

@@BlueOvals24 You heretic how many times have you walked on hells path.

[@BlueOvals24]

@@courier6402 Oh I don't have the balls to walk that path. But I've seen many a videos in which someone has uncovered quite an assortment of nugs and dingusi

[@marastia]

I really loved my I-dog as a kid despite knowing how trash it was. It was pretty indestructible surprisingly enough, so I was able to keep it for a long time and get some good use out of it. I ended up eventually getting rid of it though because it started to lose its charm and also it’s mobility, and I was getting a bit too old for it. Loved the vid, very honest and really humorous too

[@emberdo]

Too old? You're never too old for it!

[@Spoonkid222]

kkclue: *"oh yeah, it's all coming together now."*

[@LocusNevernight]

I just watched his video today! Haha

[@deezgod45]

@@LocusNevernight same lol

[@YeeableDingus]

"The 2000's were wild" Mate, you could NOT have started a video with something better

[@help3925]

Jin

[@mousecursor0]

He means there were still wolves and predators for humans in Australia.

[@Jewsh]

I kinda miss the time when every phone wasn't the same black featureless slab of glass. And I get why they are doing this nowadays, but still, originality is gone.

[@onmaxxclipzz]

@@Jewsh same

[@artifacis]

i like how, to turn it off, you literally have to SUFFOCATE IT VIA THE NOSTRILS until it loses the light in it's eyes

[@donutcrafter5973]

I love the distant "give me my dog!" When he stabs the packaging

[@crackembacks]

The John wick plot

[@lamb_link]

I am very relieved to know that the “back of the iPad constantly being dirty” isn’t a problem solely relegated to me

[@mr.awesome27]

Well to be fair, he uses the back of his ipad as an executioner's block for these old nuggets he finds

[@insanehobo01]

You uh, hit the bullseye everytime when your finished if you know what i mean

[@LeightonW87]

I thought my phone screen was dirty.

[@walkingglasses6264]

@@mr.awesome27 the back is stained from the deaths it has witnessed

[@thegrinningcrown]

I had an iFish! His name was Lionel and I kept him around till my last move in 2020 when I could no longer justify carrying a dead (batteries melted) plastic fish around from house to house. RIP, Lionel, you didn't have any volume but I loved your wiggles 🙏💙💙🐠🐟🐠💙💙🙏

[@gniktrebor]

Love how that Toys R Us catalog from 2001 has a “Win a family trip to the Toys R Us mega store in Times Square, NYC!” complete with the TWIN TOWERS in the skyline. Ahh 2001.

[@gagoftak]

Printed probably in summer…

[@NickkAtNyte]

I had a laughed when he said "01 was an insane time" 01 was definitely a time

[@creatorsmayhem6694]

​@@NickkAtNyte I was born in that year... 🧍

[@ProtoMario]

I need a Walkie Talkie cell phone that looks disgusting, plz, and thank you.

[@relatablegrandmacarol2502]

Obamus Prime

[@musteycraft]

The new old model nokias

[@JerryKosloski]

So you want that black and yellow Nextel flip phone?

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

And something with that rubber coating that turns into goo

[@alpha3051]

I didn't expect to see you here

[@DasLPEis]

3:38 love the lil wiggle in the reflection there, great touch

[@YesIAmDavid]

The 2000's were wild Me: immediately off topic aren't we

[@danialzulkarnain1680]

All good vid start off without being relatable in the title . Im looking at you vsauce .

[@Contresito]

When he says "AA batteries not included, thanks boys!" I don't know if he's being sarcastic or extremely serious because they would be really old batteries and extremely dangerous by now

[@Cyanidedan]

Probably sarcastic because he have had products with batteries in them that let's just say weren't in the nicest conditions

[@simodawg]

Don't disrespect the PKCELLS

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

Why not both?

[@AryanKumar-jo1pz]

4:25 LMAO I like the fact that you even have given it a name xD

[@jamesmason918]

"It might react to sounds other than music" all I can imagen is it dancing to someones parents arguing

[@funk3nst3in]

"just like a real dog"

[@rorschach4032]

"There are no accidents" - Master oogway

[@kenbee1957]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SecureInMyHead]

That’s MY jam!

[@jamesmason918]

what the dog doin

[@toufusoup]

Man, only felt like yesterday that all my rich classmates were getting their iDogs taken away from them by the home room teachers for causing a personal rave at their little desks aside the rainbow rug.

[@musteycraft]

Did they get it back?

[@toufusoup]

@@musteycraft some did some didn’t. I remember someone getting it back and dropping it in the gutter though. Poor dog.

[@TrueBlueMajikDewd]

I like the design of it. Functionality be damned. Spider-dog looks like a cute thing to have on a shelf.

[@moo4983]

That Toys R' Us catalogue, the moment you said "Christmas 2001" I happened to look at the promotion for their New York store and think "oh no.. OH NO.. did nobody tell them?"

[@RobertJW]

OH. OH NO.

[@lolster239]

oh dear...

[@coten]

i'd bet those catalogues went to press around august of that year...

[@feefre]

Please someone explain

[@K1ngwing]

@@feefre 9/11

[@appelpie7663]

"7 year olds can't handle this much disappointment" had me rolling

[@Yowhatsupforus]

0:39 ThEy DoNt MaKe GaRaBe At AlL got me laughing

[@kathrose336]

the “i’m gonna preserve this packaging for history” and then smashing it open gets me every time omg 😂

[@wolfetteplays8894]

The joke is getting old to be honest. He does it like every other video. He needs to subvert our expectations or else I’m just gonna groan whenever it happens

[@LouiesLog]

This is the type of crap that will become a collectable in the future. He will regret it!

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@LouiesLog exactly. That’s why when I buy something new no matter what it is I’m always tempted to buy a sealed copy as well

[@twan4426]

We had that "iFish" thingy at home. All it ever did was confuse me

[@josuegonzales8037]

How come?

[@Webdragon444]

What was it like?

[@ajsaracina8380]

Also had an iFish. Idk it was neat to child me

[@twan4426]

I'm not sure if it was the fish its fault or mine then.. Still loved it though 😁

[@samreilly9280]

I had the iFish too.

[@Mat_knight]

1:50 bro sound like the parody version of donald trump in family guy 💀

[@sixstringedthing]

The 'AAh' cracks me up every single time. Also, kkclue and Dank should do a collab and call it Podlgang.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

I prefer the AAAh

[@bootyclap69k]

Ngl, I thought KKclues channel initials would be MUCH different 😳

[@RADMAN5240]

the TOYS-R-US catalog of december 2001 has the twin towers in the depiction of New York on the cover, which is weird considering how wild 2001 was.

[@aguy7848]

I was in kindergarten. It was a pretty fun year until the towers came down, then everybody lost their shit.

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Nothing but pure nostalgia for those times man

[@Wichita0]

wait, wait, wait, DECEMBER 2001, that's after 9/11, and the catalog has the twin-towers, which is very very very weird, can someone please explain?

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

@@Wichita0 50/50 chance either they were already printed or were forced to due to copyright laws and such at the beginning of the fiscal year

[@Wichita0]

@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange that's so terrible omg. I feel so bad for toys r us, they didnt know lol

[@roland72777]

I used to have the iCat as a kid and it would terrify so much I waited until the battery is empty to shove it deep into the house's biggest closet.

[@some-replies]

"Aux in the side, like a real dog" My favorite joke of the channel. Now the duck had a friend

[@TerrorLTZ]

well if you tap on the side of a real dog it barks and even bites you depending if the dog is angery.

[@itsnetts]

@@TerrorLTZ Just like a real dog!

[@artlailey1496]

I always forget that this channel is still so active, something about it makes me feel like it’s old youtube, with a hefty kick of nostalgia and none of the clickbait it just doesn’t feel right that this video was uploaded in 2021… thank god for you dank Edit: oh and the charisma

[@LthematadorG]

I remember being 8 and seeing ads for this in comic book. Lolol I never wanted anything so badly.

[@Icantinkrnlmao]

*The i-Frank* would sell out in seconds

[@kokoseij]

Has CodeMojo integrated so you can blow up dirtybuds with scarlet fire whenever you want

[@blackvulture6818]

But does it have the "Orksilary mod 😌🍆💧" voice

[@Conceptcreator]

Oh wow that old moto!!!

[@marigoldss]

hi

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

The marketing for this thing was wild. I remember playing the flash games on Hasbro's website all the time because it was right next to the Nerf and Transformers games

[@agactual2]

What I like about this guy is he seems like he is just having the time of his life making these videos. It's always great to see someone doing what they truly love

[@bruhz_089]

No

[@slothyyteen-lg7me]

@@bruhz_089 no but yes

[@p2umpkin]

Iron Man: Where's Spider-Man?! Starlord: Who's Spider-Man?? DankPods: WHY is Spider-Man?

[@musteycraft]

Damn spider man

[@Arbiter099]

Why is Spider-man riding a motorcycle or an ATV?

[@neruUn3ruU]

i want a shirt with text: "8+. you know, 7 years old cant handle this amount of disappointment" -DankPods, 2021

[@canesoul]

"Ages 8 and up, u know 7 years old can't handle this amount of disappointment, that's why it's 8 and up" 😂

[@tsukipuppy]

It was always the "AAAAH" when telling the size of the batteries tham made me confirm I am really watching Dankpods 😂

[@thedeskman08]

I love how hes like "the icat. THE IFISH AND IT JUST MAKES SENCE IN THE LINGE, t u r t l e"

[@RiskiVR]

Actually to correct your info on the "iDog Pillow", it actually does work. It doesn't do nothing, it functions just like a normal iDog, just with no movement. It has a speaker and stuff.

[@SN8s_Aft_Skirt]

So.... Basically nothing

[@RiskiVR]

@@SN8s_Aft_Skirt no, it still has all the core functions of an iDog, the jack to connect your ipod or device, and it's got the same lights and nose button.

[@cernunnos8917]

They made both a functioning soft-bodied iDog as well as a totally nonfunctional iDog plush

[@RiskiVR]

@@cernunnos8917 ah, I might've not been aware of that. though to be fair, 90% of the toys they sold at fast food places didn't work either.

[@elijahmcmullen9671]

@@RiskiVR Unless it was some like cheap plastic figure or wind up toy from McDonalds

[@Laniccal]

iDog needs an amp for all those ohms.

[@Commrade-DOGE]

Tbh they should re-release the Idog. And have 2. Versions 1 being ya know... the kid’s version and the other being a center piece you could have (think a cuter Amazon alex... maybe minus the Alexa bit)

[@sillydog]

i-Dog amp'd.

[@antihero6988]

It's always so fascinating to see the echo of a long gone company so long after its downfall

[@Exoid]

This brought back an old memory

[@RBLXProd]

Oh woah, an iDog owner

[@Lampfinder1619]

I remember having these back in the days-

[@alextoolstudio]

And then ruined

[@MrLordRiz.]

@@RBLXProd i personally wasn’t an owner but my older sibling was

[@DogNamedWatson]

God I forgot ALL about this, I know I had one! I had a purple one! That or someone I knew had one???

[@warped_rider]

"It's ok to leave a Spi-Dog in a hot car." - The Beatles

[@WCBROW01]

"Nothing bad could possibly happen if you leave a Spi-Dog in a hot car."

[@runeraid1561]

I fucking shit myself laughing when I read that

[@TheHatJack_JacKxxFoX]

2:59 dose a bad job at your taxes ☠️☠️

[@Critical0811]

*The 2000's were wild.* That's all I needed to hear.

[@dannazione653]

'moRe liKe bEggIn For THe BIN-' mate, you've fucking killed me

[@saturniunyttech679]

Well then rip in pepperonis

[@canaidiantoaster511]

I bet it stopped dancing cuz it was takingall the power from the motors to the speaker

[@startedtech]

had an iDog as a kid, absolutely loved it! Played Green Day out of it during Road Trips in 2006 to the dismay of my parents. Also had an iFish, which I do remember being quite a bit louder

[@goose1168]

Lol I had a ifish, nothing else. Just a ifish.

[@Tailzy26]

I think I had one of the kids meal version of one of them when I was a teen, I kinda always wanted one

[@NeffSang]

That moment when your fish is louder than your dog

[@CantankerousDave]

I wonder how many kids threw their ifish into the water.

[@timb6558]

"100% cromulent!" Man, that quote embiggened me.

[@coaxill4059]

It enlengthened me

[@lilrockettshipp]

Indubitably

[@Kustomize]

Someone's been listening to the Conan podcast.

[@vonwolfe1310]

It gave you a hard one? Damn.

[@officialgagethepyro5391]

A good quote embiggens the smallest man

[@YoshirosadoGameplays]

"How do you hang up angrily at someone with this" I cracked.

[@JakeTheYoung]

I remember wanting one of these more than anything. I didn’t even have an iPod at the time, but I NEEDED IT

[@ben_of_7s657]

i remember my sister having a Icat and i thought it was the coolest thing ever (me being like 7 at the time) and then one day i may have thrown it off of our 3rd story apartmant building... still havent regained her trust from that day

[@musteycraft]

That's why it's for not for ages under 8

[@wuachurra]

7 yo kids can't handle it

[@musteycraft]

@@wuachurra they can't handle the disappointment they give you

[@thewariofan]

did you think it would land on its feet

[@johnluyben2937]

“The tacky corporate sellout costume” hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@kerbinky]

Aussies, like ourselves, can find the most random crap online or in real life. Recently, I found a lolly wrapper, which covered a duracell battery, which had a lottery ticket wrapping that. Strange times.

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

It’s a rape kit

[@TechniqueSan]

Somebody had a weird fetish.

[@sethmichel6138]

I had to reread lolly wrapper like 8 times before I understood that you are talking about the wrapper of a lollipop/sucker, man that was confusing me

[@wondermacaroni3651]

2:12 “What looks like a spider but rocks like a dog?” *SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS*

[@Yowhatsupforus]

Lol

[@memelord7567]

I'm glad he didn't 1 grit it because I refuse to hurt anything that's resembles a doggo

[@harrymcnally129]

WAIT WHY ARE WE USING THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE YOOOOOOOO STAR WARS NERDS UNITE 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@blyatifulchao7406]

What if it wants to bite you and has rabbies?

[@andreww479]

There is something about boping the dog on the nose at 9:13 that is absolutely hilarious

[@KindredSpiritASMR]

Man, this unlocked some hidden memories, the early 2000s were wild

[@itsumayo]

My little brother had one as a kid. He threw it out his bedroom window and it shattered on the driveway.

[@heyspencuh]

cool story?

[@5secundsofsumma]

2000’s had some breaking points😂

[@disownedgamer]

Gotdamn true

[@taranciucgabrielradu]

"you dirty words I can't use" is just something I will forever thank you for

[@Mmvampires]

I love how gentle he was opening it ☺️

[@faba2415]

I cant believe the same company that made furbies made this

[@rwetagv36]

you can’t? I can.

[@Nothing_Town]

They specialize in monstrosity!

[@BlindingWulf]

Oh jezz

[@veraxis9961]

That explains a lot if true.

[@amandamills4410]

Now that you said this it all makes sense

[@arjung44]

i just realized my mom bought me one of these from a garage sale when i was 4 and i just used it as a toy lmaoo

[@trainzguy2472]

Man I remember getting these things in Happy Meals (and whatever competitor version that Kurger Bing offered). Think I had 3 iDogs and 1 iTurtle. I have no idea what they were for and they're still probably rattling around in a storage bin somewhere.

[@tiger_844]

Yes me too!!!

[@sirsavagethe21st56]

you know that metallic gray color every tech product was painted in the early 2000's it haunts me.

[@tmbottegal]

the aesthetic s i l v e r

[@ob9444]

I vividly remember my dad coming home with 3 idogs, for me and my sisters. Didn't actually know that these were 'popular'. I mean the ones he brought home were just plain white ones bought in HK.

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

"It's like I'm on hold with Centrelink or something." Oof.

[@dragonofponies]

I grew up with the I dog, I was so worried that he was just going to one grit it because I've watch all your videos but mate, thank you for sparing his life even though he didn't deserve it!😢🙏🏼

[@musteycraft]

Apple Igalaxy S21 ultra

[@catbait]

@@musteycraft what?

[@possibly8180]

@@catbait e

[@GrayDIllustration]

I got so emotionally invested in this dog. I was like “please don’t give it the one grit 🥺 it’s trying”.

[@almahbuby]

8:48 Twitter users when they see a Makima cosplay

[@christianjohnson7228]

2:41 “It’s mood and personality change, depending on your music…” So if you were to play Metal, would you have something to headbang with?

[@bradleypearl2986]

I wish.

[@christianjohnson7228]

@@bradleypearl2986 ikr?

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Yes

[@sirsavagethe21st56]

The batteries go in through the leg like a real dog nice.

[@anamarrazzaq1072]

Wat?

[@sentryprime]

You may have the spi-dog but you don't have my black suit spi-dog

[@skyediann3399]

"begging for the beat" yeah, a beat from the 1 grit

[@dexis9412]

“Its like I’m on wait with Centrelink or something” Truly the greatest insult for any music playing device

[@dfsafadsDW]

Possibly the best line in the video

[@retro_black421]

beggin' for the beat / beggin' for the bin / beggin' for the dunny don't forget ya toilet paper

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

2:26 "Speaker for *EMPY THREE* players and more!" two AA-

[@newmedia2862]

Not included, thanks boys!

[@GonDFRD]

We the children of the 2000s are a different breed. Stuff like this was normal growing up.

[@juan.carlos.3]

@DankPods, the new Beats Studio Buds came out. So can you review them for next week?

[@den-ck9sr]

So glad you got another dog!! Frank will be so happy! :D

[@brziperiod]

Who remembers that like alien thing McDonald’s had that was basically this.

[@aguy7848]

I still have mine, it's purple and I got it at a church sale.

[@LuckyOfficiaI]

if apple mad a dog "idog"

[@headlight_fluid]

I live in Kentucky and I've seen Fort Knox an I can tell you that packaging is a LOT more secure than Fort Knox

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

I mean, a good chunk of the security of the Bullion Depository is related to the main battle tanks and armed guards.

[@nottoofast]

I love how every piece of Spider-Man merchandise from before 2010 had silver webbing. Those days were the best.

[@mistertwister2000]

My brother had one of these when we were kids, and he LOVED it

[@ajitpai2156]

I had that Spiderman I-Dog as a kid! That little thing was the ultimate chick magnet