I Present: "Kwack Kwack. The Duck."

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3 жыл бұрын

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@gutzbin
@gutzbin 3 жыл бұрын
i love how no matter what angle he holds the duck, it still looks like it’s staring at the camera.
@unbroken_lynx8900
@unbroken_lynx8900 3 жыл бұрын
that's what I love about follow-me eyes. you mostly see them in fursuits but it always looks like you're making eye contact
@architpatro7731
@architpatro7731 3 жыл бұрын
Scary
@Perryprime1999
@Perryprime1999 3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS TRUE AAAAAAAAAAAA
@tuser8
@tuser8 3 жыл бұрын
@@unbroken_lynx8900 That’s an alarming and terrifying concept
@WTHR55
@WTHR55 3 жыл бұрын
@@unbroken_lynx8900 imagine a fursuit head with glowing follow-me eyes staring at you in the night
@ChangedNames
@ChangedNames 3 жыл бұрын
The mona lisa of the 21 century. No matter what way you look, the dead glare stares right back at your soul.
@suut
@suut 3 жыл бұрын
its true, and thats horrifying
@Yeanah_Nahyea
@Yeanah_Nahyea 3 жыл бұрын
I was the 666th Like....Ffffffffffaaaaaaarrrrkkkkkkkkk Edit: Potato pronunciation
@lookstothetroon
@lookstothetroon 2 жыл бұрын
At least the mona lisa wasn't a duck themed ipod dock.
@user-cm8ji4bg3w
@user-cm8ji4bg3w 11 ай бұрын
Ог😊😅😊🎉😮😢😮😅😂😂❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉😢😅😊😢🎉🎉😂😊😊😮😮😮😮🎉😂😂
@user-cm8ji4bg3w
@user-cm8ji4bg3w 11 ай бұрын
6:41 😢😊🎉🎉😊😂😮🎉❤😂😢😅
@steffanofumo
@steffanofumo 3 жыл бұрын
The duck looks like a creepy asset you would find in a horror game, not overtly scary, but just placed in the back round giving off unsettling vibes lol
@zaakhtar2239
@zaakhtar2239 Жыл бұрын
Ppp
@AgdaFingers
@AgdaFingers 8 ай бұрын
And after he wrecked it, and rearranged the eyes and beak, it looked like Chika from Five Nights At Freddy's.
@theparental_lab
@theparental_lab 7 ай бұрын
@@AgdaFingers bro does not know how to spell chica not chika
@Rebel2Sociaty
@Rebel2Sociaty 2 жыл бұрын
3:17 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
@ahreuwu
@ahreuwu Жыл бұрын
also known as the elmo stare
@jazzy-iu7gn
@jazzy-iu7gn Ай бұрын
🎉
@Azeria
@Azeria 3 жыл бұрын
You ever seen a duck with the eyes of a fly?
@skurd721
@skurd721 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with you, verified person.
@j0hnza
@j0hnza 3 жыл бұрын
e
@jesuschrist4185
@jesuschrist4185 3 жыл бұрын
You bigger
@roquejo6194
@roquejo6194 3 жыл бұрын
yes, and i hate it
@olld4260
@olld4260 3 жыл бұрын
Your skin is freezing
@GonDFRD
@GonDFRD 3 жыл бұрын
you gotta appreciate this man’s commitment: he just spent 100 ozzy bucks on a baked out duck ipod stand for us
@HowtoComputer
@HowtoComputer 3 жыл бұрын
And broke a plate for us
@corwin32
@corwin32 3 жыл бұрын
And immediately destroyed it
@robertcox4286
@robertcox4286 3 жыл бұрын
And drew blood on a plastic duck
@SteinerTheShriner
@SteinerTheShriner 3 жыл бұрын
My god... $80 on postage for a garbage iPod dock. I respect it.
@viniciushideki1699
@viniciushideki1699 3 жыл бұрын
Yare yare daze?
@Katie-ws7xp
@Katie-ws7xp 2 жыл бұрын
The top of the box says "electric friends" implying there's other beasts like this-
@mr.bobcyndaquil4214
@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 2 жыл бұрын
I think Ashens reviewed a porcine version several years ago
@joemck85
@joemck85 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Ah yes, the iPig! I had forgotten about that video.
@ragnarokstravius2074
@ragnarokstravius2074 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently, there's a cat, a panda and a dog out there
@zzdiabeetuszz4083
@zzdiabeetuszz4083 2 ай бұрын
@@ragnarokstravius2074the panda was in my house.
@86ONE
@86ONE 2 жыл бұрын
I guess he didn't notice the "+" and "-" volume markers on either side of the light on the top of the head lol
@FrozenSnowDropRoses
@FrozenSnowDropRoses 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping I'd see this comment here 😂
@globox1998
@globox1998 2 жыл бұрын
Where? I cant see them either
@cameronmartin645
@cameronmartin645 Жыл бұрын
s%#t was driving me crazy
@Bobsponjaypatrici1
@Bobsponjaypatrici1 Жыл бұрын
Yep i didnt see them either but after talking a closer look i actually saw them lol
@ALEXANDER1318
@ALEXANDER1318 Жыл бұрын
@@globox1998 At 04:50 you can barely see the (-) directly to the right of the Pkcells and just below and to the left of the dollaridoo. You can just barely see the (+) when he is talking about the glowing pustule around 05:09
@lmjq9614
@lmjq9614 3 жыл бұрын
Dank: wrecks the instructions before he could learn how to use the duck. Also dank: mad because he cannot use the duck properly.
@sethmichel6138
@sethmichel6138 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be real, the duck was probably intended for a kid to use when their parents let them use the ipod and a kid wouldn't read the manual either, if anything he made the review more accurate to how it's intended audience would do, and it doesn't work for that audience sense the volume control buttons are barely visible
@lmjq9614
@lmjq9614 3 жыл бұрын
@@sethmichel6138 Y'know, that is a good point
@BigTylt
@BigTylt 3 жыл бұрын
@@sethmichel6138 This duck is definitely some overpriced e-waste that you find in some tourist trap gift shop.
@agustinusreynaldi7101
@agustinusreynaldi7101 3 жыл бұрын
*HowToDankPods* intensifies
@Lambda_Ovine
@Lambda_Ovine 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you shouldn't need instructions to use a dock.
@DickoYT
@DickoYT 3 жыл бұрын
Squishing a duck's head to make it scream louder is pretty accurate. Amazing attention to detail
@ducmhng
@ducmhng 3 жыл бұрын
That's dark
@asteriskJohn
@asteriskJohn 3 жыл бұрын
*h o l u p*
@FangsInMyLeg
@FangsInMyLeg 3 жыл бұрын
oh
@FangsInMyLeg
@FangsInMyLeg 3 жыл бұрын
no
@quangminhvu2233
@quangminhvu2233 3 жыл бұрын
@@ducmhng có người Việt xem kênh này à?
@SatansTerra9304
@SatansTerra9304 3 жыл бұрын
7:53 cavemen finding out you can eat ducks
@CluelessAnon
@CluelessAnon Жыл бұрын
really love how frustrated he gets at the volume controls not working after he hit it with the fuckin' rock. I don't know about you, but as a duck expert, generally they have a hard time functioning after you give them a concussion.
@mx_nana_banana
@mx_nana_banana 3 жыл бұрын
The duck: “I have seen the end of so many worlds, and universes.
@DavidStubert
@DavidStubert 3 жыл бұрын
Howard is that you?
@livalil
@livalil 3 жыл бұрын
i like how he could have used a stock video of a plate breaking, but he decided to do it himself
@lauchlanstill6677
@lauchlanstill6677 3 жыл бұрын
@idlehead indeed it was pretty crazy
@dylanpickersgill2088
@dylanpickersgill2088 3 жыл бұрын
The sticker was even still on it
@floridasunshine5323
@floridasunshine5323 3 жыл бұрын
He's astralian
@muchozolf
@muchozolf 3 жыл бұрын
he could have used stock footage of killing a duck, but he did it himself
@Manjustman_25806
@Manjustman_25806 3 жыл бұрын
Now that’s dedication
@kactus1889
@kactus1889 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't sleep last night and the "oh look that's where the AAH's go!" had me crying 3:53
@dexterthewulf3637
@dexterthewulf3637 2 жыл бұрын
“Frank smells awful and I offer no compensation.” - DankPods.
@MogoPrime
@MogoPrime 3 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly certain that this is how you get a five nights at freddy's situation. You've insulted, electrified, smashed, and _bled_ on this duck, and now things are gonna get very spooky after dark.
@Kalvinjj
@Kalvinjj 3 жыл бұрын
I mean just look at it new, it was possessed straight from the factory let alone now
@joshmanis9860
@joshmanis9860 3 жыл бұрын
dont worry he has one grit
@Libertea_sipper
@Libertea_sipper 3 жыл бұрын
quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes
@albinhaformiga1070
@albinhaformiga1070 3 жыл бұрын
5 Nights At Dank’s
@jonasgrill1155
@jonasgrill1155 3 жыл бұрын
5 Nights at the Nugget Realm. or 5 Nights at the Room with a Couch In It.
@greyt125
@greyt125 3 жыл бұрын
The little duck at the beginning was gutted because Dank couldn't remove his SD Card. He had to get +1 Grit out and break it open just so he could get back the Card
@conaldeugenepeterson2147
@conaldeugenepeterson2147 3 жыл бұрын
The lore is deep on this channel
@miles11we
@miles11we 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had enough of a fan base that I no longer need to remember things iv done.
@Libertea_sipper
@Libertea_sipper 3 жыл бұрын
quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes
@masterzoroark6664
@masterzoroark6664 2 жыл бұрын
1:13 It ain't Kwack Kwack it's fkin duck on Kwack Crack
@homemadesuperstar796
@homemadesuperstar796 3 жыл бұрын
0:06 I literally just could not stop laughing
@amorprakash9472
@amorprakash9472 2 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@thegroovy2513
@thegroovy2513 2 жыл бұрын
D U C C
@bluescreenofblossom7661
@bluescreenofblossom7661 Жыл бұрын
0:05?
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 Жыл бұрын
Same
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 Жыл бұрын
@@amorprakash9472 everyone has their own sense of humor, amor. Maybe you don't find a joke funny that others do, but that's okay. Just keep it to yourself and let people enjoy their lives and everyone can be happy.
@bert949
@bert949 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think the duck could be more scary when you first revealed it, and then it's eyes started PULSING to the beat of Scarlet Fire. Absolute Horror.
@sillicon8227
@sillicon8227 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@newi_the_deltafell_guy
@newi_the_deltafell_guy 2 жыл бұрын
thats because the eyes are the speakers
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 2 жыл бұрын
@@newi_the_deltafell_guy yes? still horrific
@goosegas2087
@goosegas2087 Жыл бұрын
@@newi_the_deltafell_guy No shit, Sherlock.
@newi_the_deltafell_guy
@newi_the_deltafell_guy Жыл бұрын
@@goosegas2087 man shut up this was a year ago
@takyontiger1147
@takyontiger1147 3 жыл бұрын
it's no one going to talk about him breaking a plate and a cup just for a 2 second skit? that's dedication
@NiquelBones
@NiquelBones 3 жыл бұрын
at first i thought it was stock footage lmfao
@fanatp0stpanka
@fanatp0stpanka 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, read the text in the cup, it's so fitting xD
@PenguinYayOne
@PenguinYayOne 3 жыл бұрын
That mug was cool too :/
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 3 жыл бұрын
@@PenguinYayOne You see those stone floors? Those cabinets? He’s got money to spare and hundreds more mugs waiting to meet their maker
@personontheintergroogles6911
@personontheintergroogles6911 3 жыл бұрын
I was aboutta talka bouttit
@mdstricklin
@mdstricklin 3 жыл бұрын
As a person who made sure his stuffed animals were comfortable and happy as a child, I was not prepared for the 1 GRIT to Kwack Kwack's eye. My immediate reaction was a BIG 😰
@FangsInMyLeg
@FangsInMyLeg 3 жыл бұрын
the people designing this: ''hey joe what do you want your ipod speaker thing to look like.'' "maybe its a duck and the ipod plugs in its back and it leans up against its head." "hmmm good idea, HEY JARED WHAT DO YOU THINK!" "lets make that backwards" "jared are you high?" "what no no n-" (passes out)
@oveyvlogs6209
@oveyvlogs6209 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@con_txt9042
@con_txt9042 3 жыл бұрын
THE DANK MAN HAS OFFERED US ANOTHER DUCK WE MUST HOLD THIS MOMENT CLOSE
@ethanol1586
@ethanol1586 3 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL THE DUCK
@windowswhistler229
@windowswhistler229 3 жыл бұрын
Duck is love Duck is life
@SpookySodaz
@SpookySodaz 3 жыл бұрын
we’re not worthy of the presence of these two beings
@windowswhistler229
@windowswhistler229 3 жыл бұрын
There goes the duck he got the one grit mate
@Rainquack
@Rainquack 3 жыл бұрын
Bless!
@nicholasrockstroh6920
@nicholasrockstroh6920 3 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my girlfriend. She fell in love with it, and is now traumatized after seeing you smash it. She's gonna buy one for herself now. I hope you're happy with what you have wrought.
@tiredandhungry8088
@tiredandhungry8088 3 жыл бұрын
Grab a cross holy water and trap it in a rosary and pray every night to keep it at bay
@gamingnubs7628
@gamingnubs7628 3 жыл бұрын
@@tiredandhungry8088 that wont be enough. You need the thing chained down with a million chains locked in the basement with 100s of doors all with 100s of locks.
@WTHR55
@WTHR55 3 жыл бұрын
oh god
@tiredandhungry8088
@tiredandhungry8088 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingnubs7628 or just get your religious grandma and she will beat the shit out of the demon inside
@blackvulture6818
@blackvulture6818 3 жыл бұрын
@@tiredandhungry8088 Don't forget the the latin singing
@theflamelord1022
@theflamelord1022 3 жыл бұрын
3:10 those aren’t scissors, those are two swords with an odd handle
@Mr.Snorlax1
@Mr.Snorlax1 2 жыл бұрын
9:00 the duck is looking into my soul
@juancarlosleanos2159
@juancarlosleanos2159 3 жыл бұрын
The wrecking of “kwack kwack” the duck paired with the music was a true cinematic masterpiece . . . . Best thing I’ve seen all year.
@sunnyjs
@sunnyjs 3 жыл бұрын
I had to read this comment in the shower
@BallerShortsHD
@BallerShortsHD 3 жыл бұрын
@@insanelogic9955 he said: "I HAD TO READ THIS COMMENT IN THE SHOWER"
@agustinusreynaldi7101
@agustinusreynaldi7101 3 жыл бұрын
*Even better than Hollywood movies*
@luckv5516
@luckv5516 3 жыл бұрын
And this is the moment indie developer Scott Cawthon had a brand new idea.
@humphreywolfe
@humphreywolfe 3 жыл бұрын
Better than the entirety of Twilight
@PenguinYayOne
@PenguinYayOne 3 жыл бұрын
Dank: * Slaps a rock on the touch controls * Also Dank: * Wonders why the touch controls are unresponsive *
@lwgrazi
@lwgrazi 3 жыл бұрын
certified one grit moment
@ctest7983
@ctest7983 3 жыл бұрын
5:45 i lost my shit at this moment 😂
@SpectralSuperSonic
@SpectralSuperSonic 3 жыл бұрын
The touch controls are on the left and right seams of the head, not on the LED. If you pause as he flips through the manual, it's in the top left.
@SpectralSuperSonic
@SpectralSuperSonic 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp 2:47
@Esfirocapto
@Esfirocapto 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpectralSuperSonic Fuck, that somehow makes it even funnier to me.
@baygoesmoo
@baygoesmoo Жыл бұрын
i started watching you like 2 months ago and WOW am i obsessed with your channel. i haven’t watched every video i binge a ton during my free time and before i sleep hopefully getting through almost all of your videos. i honestly don’t remember how i found you either and i don’t comment often but hello from the U S of A!
@Milena-ix5mq
@Milena-ix5mq 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 I accept your apology! - A fellow procrastinator
@appleman76
@appleman76 3 жыл бұрын
"Room filling sound, yeah, so's a wet fart on a hard wooden table." Oh god, that's one of the best lines yet, and pretty much exactly what I imagine this horrifying thing sounding like. Thank you for putting it out of it's misery.
@walesjedi9217
@walesjedi9217 2 жыл бұрын
the plate gag was pretty good, too
@ajayhenry2210
@ajayhenry2210 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how the duck Avenue 0:37
@thatshort1
@thatshort1 3 жыл бұрын
In his speech about video production quality that flashes on screen, he wrote “let’s fact it” instead of “let’s face it”. Verry high quality.
@ethanol1586
@ethanol1586 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on Mr. Dank, I did read the text
@Flyer314
@Flyer314 3 жыл бұрын
same I always read the white words.
@velvetdragon11
@velvetdragon11 3 жыл бұрын
your comment is also *_verry_* high quality
@thatshort1
@thatshort1 3 жыл бұрын
@@velvetdragon11 Thank you, your so kind.
@joeygenna4801
@joeygenna4801 3 жыл бұрын
Frank doesn’t small that bad
@minhoa7883
@minhoa7883 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this channel actually exists. Just the right balance of chaotic energy, humour and smashing up stuff aggressively. Love it!
@wafuusouseki
@wafuusouseki 2 жыл бұрын
3:47 "DUCKS HAVING DOCKS" Best Joke Ever
@yoymate6316
@yoymate6316 3 жыл бұрын
i love it how dank completely forgot how/why he gutted the lil duck mp3 namely he 1-gritted it on camera and it popped clean open without breaking
@RobertJW
@RobertJW 3 жыл бұрын
And since it popped open perfectly, it looked perfect put back together!
@RobertJW
@RobertJW 3 жыл бұрын
That was Sad Nugget Roundup, Oct 16 2020
@isaacbailey3681
@isaacbailey3681 3 жыл бұрын
"For you, the day I gritted you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
@imhappy._.
@imhappy._. 3 жыл бұрын
The skid mark is a sign that the duck is stronger than we think. At least strong enough to survive the 1 grit.
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 2 жыл бұрын
@@RobertJW *16 Oct 2020 Love for the Australian and worldwide format :)
@creativename_
@creativename_ 3 жыл бұрын
The kwak kwak nightmare dock and the spongebob nightmare talisman mp3 player. A match made in heaven
@kaczkamostna2917
@kaczkamostna2917 3 жыл бұрын
you mean hell
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes...The sacred artifacts required for the Song of Death ritual
@MrKaiyooo
@MrKaiyooo 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaczkamostna2917 the spare parts bin of god's assembly plant, put together by the intern who earns minimum wage and is being worked in eventhough he has been working there for an eternity.
@danjaguar126
@danjaguar126 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely laughed at the last line of the textflash gag, it's been stuck in my head for days now.
@raybyrnes3516
@raybyrnes3516 Жыл бұрын
This one had absolutely every element of a CLASSIC dankpods episode. I think I've watched it 10 times so far
@Ghostxyz3
@Ghostxyz3 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else pause and seek to read the text frame? Your efforts are not in vain Dank!!
@FinnUnv
@FinnUnv 3 жыл бұрын
@@JCG492 that's sick, didn't know that, thanks :D
@Everytwo_
@Everytwo_ 3 жыл бұрын
Those text's are interesting sometimes like in this video
@lastfirst5863
@lastfirst5863 3 жыл бұрын
Every time.
@72mardy
@72mardy 3 жыл бұрын
There was even a spelling mistake in there for you eagle eyes viewers
@Maxsmack
@Maxsmack 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think those of us that always do know just a little bit more about him and understand him just a little bit better making his content all the better I’m betting he makes it so short to see who really like his content
@em-agan
@em-agan 3 жыл бұрын
“Ive never taken the screws out of a real duck” don’t worry, if a real duck likes you enough the screw comes out at you.
@courier6402
@courier6402 3 жыл бұрын
Hold right there
@Scullgaming962
@Scullgaming962 3 жыл бұрын
How do you know
@possum4008
@possum4008 3 жыл бұрын
I hate this so much
@nickrouse1738
@nickrouse1738 3 жыл бұрын
i hate that I understand this
@Lambda_Ovine
@Lambda_Ovine 3 жыл бұрын
ew
@MrCrunchyFanatic
@MrCrunchyFanatic 3 жыл бұрын
“That is the face of FULLY cooked.”
@KaitlynnKitten
@KaitlynnKitten 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 I have never laughed so hard
@Jwantschalk
@Jwantschalk 3 жыл бұрын
even the text apologizing for video defects had a typo. this channel wreaks of quality
@xShen_
@xShen_ 3 жыл бұрын
reeks*
@dcd1359
@dcd1359 3 жыл бұрын
@@xShen_ quality had a wreck
@ottamae463
@ottamae463 3 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I find your use of a “z” In apologising to be wreaking havoc on my eyes, it may even reek of something unpleasant. Spell and grammar check before you go public, was that your point? 😆😆
@altogumanator3000
@altogumanator3000 3 жыл бұрын
@@ottamae463 that's how we cheeseburgers spell it, next you're gonna say we don't know grammar because we "don't know how to spell armour"
@ottamae463
@ottamae463 3 жыл бұрын
@@altogumanator3000 it’s called sarcasm, an ingrained sense of humour gifted to Aussies at birth which means we can take the absolute piss out of each and still have a beer together after and not getting a lawyer instead or even go crying to your mum or as you might say mom 🤷🏻‍♀️
@themightychippy3756
@themightychippy3756 3 жыл бұрын
"room filling sound, yeah so is a wet fart on a hard wooden table" Absolutely howling 🤣🤣🤣
@ksk1818
@ksk1818 2 жыл бұрын
1:38 RIP to the innocent plate that was sacrificed for this video
@ayetimes2
@ayetimes2 Жыл бұрын
And cup
@kitsunas_
@kitsunas_ 2 ай бұрын
1:31 ?
@MrNBondy
@MrNBondy 3 жыл бұрын
I literally don't know anything about sound/headphones but your so entertaining I can't miss a single video lol love the content keep it up 👌🤙
@WolfWalrus
@WolfWalrus 3 жыл бұрын
You can just tell that the only reason this exists is because somebody said "Dude we should make an iPod dock," and their colleague said "Did you say duck?" "... yes,"
@Smolface.
@Smolface. 3 жыл бұрын
S H R E K
@v1lhc467
@v1lhc467 3 жыл бұрын
@@Smolface. I D U C K
@Vexxel256
@Vexxel256 3 жыл бұрын
@@v1lhc467 I S H U C K
@gab_v250
@gab_v250 3 жыл бұрын
1:31 I love how he broke a mug and a dish for a 2 second skit It's like Scott The Woz
@Starling_54
@Starling_54 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss a fellow Scott fan.
@james.7460
@james.7460 3 жыл бұрын
Hey all fans here
@itsTyrion
@itsTyrion 3 жыл бұрын
cat mode activated
@N-V_Plushie_Lover
@N-V_Plushie_Lover 3 жыл бұрын
And a cat
@thekidxicor1273
@thekidxicor1273 3 жыл бұрын
Scott the Woz and DankPods are prolly my 2 favorite youtubers rn😂
@AGXCI91
@AGXCI91 Жыл бұрын
7:13 my brothers music in his car
@Kamiakirothereal
@Kamiakirothereal 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see him react to an i-dog lol
@rubikthegeek2138
@rubikthegeek2138 2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted
@pigeonfucker1
@pigeonfucker1 3 жыл бұрын
I loved the part where he bashed the ducks eye-sound controlling glowing abscess with a rock
@alaeriia01
@alaeriia01 3 жыл бұрын
That's not a rock, that's the legendary 1 grit sandpaper!
@upbeat_toxicity1093
@upbeat_toxicity1093 3 жыл бұрын
First of all, it's not just "a rock", it's the 1 grit, and yes, it was hilarious
@metraforce441
@metraforce441 3 жыл бұрын
*That duck speaker and the one eye Spongebob MP3 player would be very good friends in terms of destroying the world*
@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah
@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the other Spongebob accessories Yeah, the two eye's one
@jorymo4964
@jorymo4964 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god. Implant the spongebob eye into the duck's empty socket
@ZekeGraal
@ZekeGraal 3 жыл бұрын
Two of the four horsemen of the audio apocalypse, what horrors remain to be seen?
@kantraa
@kantraa 3 жыл бұрын
@@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
@FourOf92000
@FourOf92000 3 жыл бұрын
I ship it
@TunerClassic
@TunerClassic 2 жыл бұрын
I just lost it at "it is the face of fully cooked". I was rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing and also now i have moderate stomach ache
@HandyAndyTechTips
@HandyAndyTechTips 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh uncontrollably. Bloody brilliant.
@Bananeisafree
@Bananeisafree 3 жыл бұрын
I'm screaming at my screen "LOOK FOR THE + and - BUTTONS ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD !!!!! I CAN SEE IT TROUGH KZbin COMPRESSION YOU MAGNIFICENT AUSSIE !!!!!" And now I'm single again.
@UnicornPug
@UnicornPug 3 жыл бұрын
congrats.
@brundle_fly_3895
@brundle_fly_3895 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds fake ngl
@h0rze423
@h0rze423 3 жыл бұрын
Give us a timestamp where it's visible I'm blind lol
@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 жыл бұрын
@@h0rze423 9:41
@jeremycole9809
@jeremycole9809 3 жыл бұрын
@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 Found it. Hardly obvious, don't blame him for not finding them. Deserved the 1 Grit regardless. Good find though.
@LogsMaggot
@LogsMaggot 3 жыл бұрын
I literally screamed at the FIAT nugget. Cheers from a small town 2 hours from Turin, where the Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino was born 🇮🇹🇦🇺
@maciejmocko5256
@maciejmocko5256 3 жыл бұрын
It's not a regular Fiat nugget. It's a Polski(Polish one) Fiat nugget!
3 жыл бұрын
@@maciejmocko5256 yep I want a review of that!
@michu97736
@michu97736 3 жыл бұрын
@@maciejmocko5256 yeah i was like hold up polish fiat. Btw who Is from poland :D
@sirhenners204
@sirhenners204 3 жыл бұрын
AND a Honda city
@calebm.5698
@calebm.5698 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my classic FIAT. It’s a ‘73 124 Spider
@CEHepp
@CEHepp 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for one of these for years. Guess I’ll keep looking.
@Princess_harambe
@Princess_harambe 2 жыл бұрын
this episode made me laugh, thank you
@Nremlok
@Nremlok 3 жыл бұрын
"ray's con" is the subtlest but the most amazing burn I've herd all month.
@magnusbeast9194
@magnusbeast9194 3 жыл бұрын
I know
@xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
@xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even catch that, thanks xD this dingus man is a comedy genius
@qactustick
@qactustick 3 жыл бұрын
It's a throwback to when he actually reviewed Raycons. He's called 'em that ever since that review!
@dissonantwinds
@dissonantwinds 3 жыл бұрын
the fact i went back 5 times just to pause and read the text about light glare, i have too much time on my hands
@re57k
@re57k 3 жыл бұрын
use , and . to go back and forth frame by frame, if you have access to a keyboard while watching
@titanium_white_ghost3300
@titanium_white_ghost3300 3 жыл бұрын
It took me 2 times
@jungianorigami9975
@jungianorigami9975 2 жыл бұрын
“Let’s *fact* it I’m just procrastinating doing the editing” the best apology message about production defects is one with a spelling error lolol. Seriously though love your content
@nightisright1873
@nightisright1873 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I love how you structure your jokes it reminds me of classic Simpsons.
@En3rgized
@En3rgized 3 жыл бұрын
Literally breaks a plate just for an analogy. That's the DankPods we know and love. 🤣
@ManofBepis
@ManofBepis 3 жыл бұрын
no matter what angle he holds it at the duck is just glaring into my soul
@agustinusreynaldi7101
@agustinusreynaldi7101 3 жыл бұрын
*Destroy it with the fire!!!*
@TheFallenZero
@TheFallenZero Жыл бұрын
I love it when he puts the text on screen for like a millisecond. It’s fun to pause and read
@homemadesuperstar796
@homemadesuperstar796 2 жыл бұрын
0:01 look it’s a duck HONK
@Alex-pc1hw
@Alex-pc1hw 3 жыл бұрын
Even on it's deathbed, this hell-duck still stares into your soul.
@justinbolf
@justinbolf 3 жыл бұрын
The volume controls are on the ducks head. There is a (-) sign on the left, (+) sign on the right, molded into the plastic. Behind the eyes, along the top mold line.
@BradHook
@BradHook 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed them instantly and it was so frustrating to see him miss them.
@qwertyuiopanezd1256
@qwertyuiopanezd1256 3 жыл бұрын
the fact you know this makes me think you owned this thing at some point
@xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
@xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 жыл бұрын
Ive been looking at it even with this description, and I can't find it xD Edit: 4:54 oh i see it, but it's so faint, would've been nice if it was just an obvious button, coz it's not obvious enough
@carsrulezk
@carsrulezk 3 жыл бұрын
I own one, I use the feet of it to keep my phone angled up so I can watch Videos in bed. That’s about it though...
@jdib
@jdib 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! you can even see the wires going to them when the eye is out. Frustrated me, but eh oh well
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Жыл бұрын
I love how the speakers are placed like one of those paintings that always looks at you. Also, nice Wii U in the room with the couch in it. Seriously, that console is way underrated.
@jakelethbridge2980
@jakelethbridge2980 Жыл бұрын
I love how Dank just smashed a plate and a coffee mug to demonstrate what "a room filling sound" is that right there is what I call dedication.
@Al3X_Glass
@Al3X_Glass 3 жыл бұрын
1:01 best on screen text flash I’ve seen in a while.
@tpseeker3367
@tpseeker3367 3 жыл бұрын
Was there a time we missed out on being compensated??? Especially after watching this damn nightmare of a creation.
@brycek6881
@brycek6881 3 жыл бұрын
The eyes are the most vulnerable part, "just like a real duck"
@VenaticSix15
@VenaticSix15 2 жыл бұрын
I love this shit lmao my guy smashed a whole plate just for that 5 second clip, you are a legend lmao
@Rissa_1322
@Rissa_1322 2 жыл бұрын
I actually sincerely like that the speakers inside the white grills create the illusion that it's looking at you.
@crowedarken
@crowedarken 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : The Tiny Duck™ is a war general of the Duckling Kingdom, and for being mistreated by the One Grit™, he has called a reinforcement. This is only the beginning.
@ReddestOne24
@ReddestOne24 3 жыл бұрын
The duck arc may go on
@thefaulpotato8290
@thefaulpotato8290 3 жыл бұрын
I keep on realizing that the patreon names get faster and faster every video, because more people buy his patreon, and he has to keep it in the same amount of time.
@Pluvillion
@Pluvillion 3 жыл бұрын
I remember back in 2020 when I could still read the names properly... here we are.
@aurathedraak7909
@aurathedraak7909 Жыл бұрын
I swear this channel makes me laugh when I feel like crap.
@adamolanadamoldacc
@adamolanadamoldacc 2 жыл бұрын
this guy legit completely shattered a perfect plate and mug just for a video
@Ec360Gaming
@Ec360Gaming 3 жыл бұрын
The 1 grit "sandpaper" always makes me crack up for some reason
@touchedmuppet
@touchedmuppet 3 жыл бұрын
"oh noh, what have I done.. I've lost me temper" hahaha gg
@jasuu5462
@jasuu5462 Жыл бұрын
The cinematic piece at the end, when he one gritted the duck was beautiful.
@jonmcelrone9389
@jonmcelrone9389 3 жыл бұрын
the freaky part is regardless of the angle it looks like it is always looking at you
@TheWolverine1333
@TheWolverine1333 3 жыл бұрын
"Mom can I get a Psyduck?" "No we have a Psyduck at home." Psyduck at home: Kwack Kwack Duck
@kitkatmelon
@kitkatmelon 3 жыл бұрын
I like how from wherever you look, the duck looks back at you
@BuzzInABillion
@BuzzInABillion 2 жыл бұрын
Those eyes follow you everywhere you go 😂 every camera angle it sat there looking into my soul
@LogaSLevaard
@LogaSLevaard 2 жыл бұрын
I'm actually kind of amazed at how well that help up under the scrutiny of the 1 grit.
@NewGuy0917
@NewGuy0917 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the eyes follow you makes them even more menacing
@solidkeys
@solidkeys 3 жыл бұрын
The trick used mostly in Fursuits: now used in the worst instance possible
@StormBurnX
@StormBurnX 3 жыл бұрын
"Wow! It's like a real duck!" them aussies and their ducks-with-lights-in-their-heads
@Libertea_sipper
@Libertea_sipper 3 жыл бұрын
quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes
@StormBurnX
@StormBurnX 3 жыл бұрын
@@Libertea_sipper oh fuck *watch out--*
@Libertea_sipper
@Libertea_sipper 3 жыл бұрын
@@StormBurnX quack quack will destroy us all
@CtrAltPod
@CtrAltPod 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously since they’re on the bottom of the world all of our radiation runs down to them and they end up with giant spiders and snakes and ducks like this
@scottrainville8621
@scottrainville8621 2 жыл бұрын
The music at the end is unnerving. I feel like the duck is going to get in my room, all mangled up, and enact his revenge for the way he was treated.
@jennifercavenee7572
@jennifercavenee7572 3 жыл бұрын
The duck honking like a car at the beginning is the best throwaway gag I've ever seen.
@andycheng5750
@andycheng5750 3 жыл бұрын
I'm almost positive that the designers looked at the Five Night's at Freddy's duck and went: "Oh, mate, what if we made that nightmarish duck into a hideous iPod dock for children!!
@JamesRoyceDawson
@JamesRoyceDawson 3 жыл бұрын
With that connector, this thing would've come out a while before FNAF
@thelonesculler
@thelonesculler 3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesRoyceDawson I reckon Scott Cawthorn looked at this and thought "What if I put that nightmarish ipod dock for children into a video game?"
@iWhacko
@iWhacko 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelonesculler yeah that makes a lot more sense
@Tobno
@Tobno Жыл бұрын
@@thelonesculler Sounds about right!
@eiv-gaming
@eiv-gaming 3 жыл бұрын
"Who is actually looking at this text?" That would be me Mr Dank. On mobile I may add, took a few attempts to pause it on the correct frame. We appreciate the hard work and as a designer, I know the perfection pain oh so well. Take care boyo, love from sunny Scotland.
@ytcer
@ytcer 3 жыл бұрын
Let's fact it: The man edits on coke and we all love him for it
@devinq4605
@devinq4605 3 жыл бұрын
I look at it as well. In my case I just set the playback speed to something slower.
@toddoverholt4556
@toddoverholt4556 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he figures out how to turn it up... Then turns it down without realizing that he turned it down. Then again it's so laggy (probably due to not handling many repeated inputs well) you wouldn't be able to tell
@LOLMAN9538
@LOLMAN9538 2 жыл бұрын
Knowing what this is has made me see things that I can't unsee...
@jonny0goddard
@jonny0goddard 3 жыл бұрын
My insides are screaming "look at the + and - symbols either side of the head ffs!". But oudside I must remain calm...
@nothoughtsheadempty...8281
@nothoughtsheadempty...8281 3 жыл бұрын
is it just me or that duck actually follows you with its eyes? 🥶🥶🥶
@fickofilipovic1235
@fickofilipovic1235 9 ай бұрын
9:59 duck looks brand new
@sapphiretrini
@sapphiretrini 2 жыл бұрын
Idk why, maybe watching to many of his vids in a row but that ‘it’s like a real Duck’ over and over with such a dry voice had me rolling 🤣🤣
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