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[@gramalkin]

This Just In: Yogscast Discovers the Concept of Vegetable Stock

[@TheRambler1100]

That "my dog shit out a perfect nativity scene" quote will stick with me for a while!

[@fadesound172]

When that happens to me I would just scrape it off on a corner of an edge.

[@Zappygunshot]

At least until Jingle Jam.

[@speedstrn]

I was thinking some of these ideas would make for funny AI image prompts. I'm hesitant to try the nativity scene.

[@nazamroth8427]

Love how Zylus is laughing at Osie, then 5 seconds later does the exact same thing

[@Jokie155]

The hubris of Kormit.

[@rogglle2530]

Kormit karma

[@dnceleets]

Yogscast guarantee

[@ChrisMorray]

Man, I could listen to Bouphe talking about these insane stories all day.

[@Rufio20008]

Fr, though. The boomer sisters have the weirdest stories, and clearly live more interesting lives than 90% of us.

[@kanatraful]

Literally I want an entire members’ video that’s just Bouphe shooting the shit about these things, I kid you not.

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

​@@kanatrafulwhy make it members only....

[@raladin3dd]

on her channel she actually had a nice scary TV shows compilation and story telling, I quite enjoyed it a lot

[@TrilobiteTerror]

The weirdest thing is, they talked to Bouphe later that day and it turns out she had accidentally slept in and had missed this entire recording...

[@wyld3r]

Ben's genuine "What an asshole" lmfao

[@Cotif11]

a manly married man man

[@mngbb11]

That's what Edwardo said

[@TheWhiteDragon3]

Take it from a Chinese American, yes spaghetti is a noodle as well as all the other pasta shapes except ravioli. If it's grain or starch based and is boiled or steamed without filling, it's a noodle. In Chinese cookery, there's _so many noodles_ each of which has radically different textures, and each are best used in a way that takes advantage of that. Yee mein, lo mein, biang biang mein, round rice noodles, flat rice noodles, noodles stretched thinner than hair, noodles cut from a ball of dough--you get the idea.

[@peteratwood6691]

It seems like in china the term for noodle is used for things made out of grain and since strangers saw things like lo mein and ramen (know it's not chinese but I don't know dish names) they called long grain foods noodles. In Italy pasta is used for a grain product made from a certain batter and turned into shapes but short pasta is not a noodle as noodles are long and "spaghetti-like" so I think today at least you wouldn't really say pasta is noodles without specifying if you mean long or short pasta (personally I think they come from different backgrounds and are made of different things so I don't consider pasta a noodle but still. (Pasta is made out of "hard grain" which I don't know how to translate properly but is why many italians say the pasta is different in Italy)

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Pasta definitely isn't noodles, especially not in the context of Italian food

[@tresenie]

Spagetti is based on noodles but it's a completely different way of cooking, i can't imagine comparing spagetti with noodles. It would be like claiming gin is a type of jenever, jenever is a Belgian/Dutch strong alcohol and inspired Allied soldiers to make gin.

[@Eventide215]

@@tresenie Just because you don't think of spaghetti as a noodle doesn't mean it isn't one. "Noodle" has a definition: "a strip, ring, or tube of pasta or a similar dough, typically made with egg and usually eaten with a sauce or in a soup." spaghetti is a noodle by defintion across the world. It doesn't matter how it's cooked it's just the shape that determines if it's a noodle or not. The issue really is that when it comes to spaghetti noodles people only think of it used in the dish of the same name. Since they're the same name people tend to not really think of the noodle itself. It's one of those situations where all noodles are pasta but not all pasta is noodles.

[@Supersheep64]

A few weeks ago we made too much spaghetti and kept it for the next meal. We made sweet and sour chicken, used the spaghetti, literally couldn’t tell the difference.

[@escherthemc]

My favorite part of these videos isn't the crazy topic, but the journey that slowly spirals out of control towards that topic. It's just mesmerizing watching how we get there.

[@sirgwan5768]

"When you're coming with fast speed uh yeah it's hard to see" - Rythian accidentally channeling Briony and Kirsty energy

[@kuarce]

I immediately looked for someone posting this. Low key legendary.

[@fuckthis7508]

I absolutely loved Duncan’s train of thought as he discovered what soup stock is

[@ze_rubenator]

7:05 The Yogscast invents vegetable stock.

[@thanatos022]

And this is why Bouphe should be in every recording ever. Love it.

[@thesteelrodent1796]

always love the absurd conversation topics Bouphe bring. Pls can we have more Bouphe?

[@Nettai]

This racing game is getting in the way of my podcast

[@KuroroSama42]

Exactly! The podcast could have continued if the race hadn't marked the end.

[@Junoswoof]

07:05 If you boil vegetables, chuck them in the bin, and use the "vegetable tea"... that's literally what vegetable stock is!

[@Thromash]

I had a client who was 91 from Serbia & near every meal he cooked was boiled well past what it needed to be. His late wife used to do all the cooking, he barely knew anything & just mimicked what he remembered her doing. His favorite meal was pigs tail stew & he made his own Plum Brandy in his back yard lol

[@LoopStricken]

"The recipe called to smudge my vase with sage, but I only had sage & onion stuffing. I've bought so many fake tickets since then, 1 star rating for this recipe."

[@dannyl434]

Glad to see we’ve progressed to starting out of the gate with hungry talks

[@Mellie036]

The round didn't even start and they were already talking about food. And even within the first min of the video Osie brings up cheese, as usual.

[@GamesPlayingGames]

Can we have an entire podcast of Bouphe and others reading out insane ghost stories please

[@wyld3r]

This was a great episode lol I was entertained the whole time. Sounds like an interesting fun magazine. Wish this ep went on longer. So Funny xD

[@serenity8839]

Right due too the title, it just sounds like another crazy Osie life story.

[@CountDecko]

Gamers discover vegetable stock

[@panner11]

I love how they made it sound like a novel concept

[@TheTurtleKing07]

I had no idea there was anyone who DIDN'T consider spaghetti a noodle. In America, if you say noodle, the FIRST thing people think of is spaghetti.

[@Amps_]

Zylus was right with the "youve got to do it like grandma did it" thats absolutely how my italian family cooks

[@ElvesOffTheMoor]

You know what was a surprisingly good pot noodle? The limited edition christmas one, stuffing and gravy. I wish I knew about them at christmas, I would have bought a lot more

[@nazamroth8427]

Not strictly pot noodle, but I am partial to Smack from Nissin. Especially the spicy chicken one. There is absolutely nothing special about it, but its just..... I dunno, its like a Mcdonalds cheeseburger. Its shit, but it is my default for that thing.

[@MrJinxmaster1]

Ben should do an intro when lewis IS there. Thus duping the audience.

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

That haunted vase advise, sure was some sage advice right there.

[@SeverityAsured]

That ghost husband story sounds really sad, like, if that woman really believes that then she clearly needs help cause that is an intense delusion.

[@NathanPflanz]

I love when Ben said, "Welcome 'A' Bouphe!" Makes me happy to think there a multi Bouphes running around out there like a Pokémon or something.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Surely if she was a pokemon the only thing she'd be able to say is "Bouphe bouphe! Bouf!"

[@fadadapple]

American here, spaghetti is the only type of pasta I’ve heard called “noodles”

[@kristianlangager996]

"My spirit husband made remarks about spirit Marilyn Monroe, so we didn't get freaky on the wedding night." - Sounds like she got Ghosted.

[@DaveYognaut]

i was wondering how on earth Bouphe was splitting her attention between these stories and the game... *cuts to her car just parked in the tunnel* 🤣

[@nateb3277]

"My dog shit out a perfect nativity scene" - Bouphe

[@Xanthanarium]

Can never get enough of Osie taking about ghösts

[@trentb3148]

If Simon and Lewis don't bring back Peculiar Portions, I propose Bouphe and Osie to replace them.

[@speedstrn]

I would have told that lady it was her broken appliances that were spirit guardians, and she needs to get them fixed right away so no one will fool her with fake theatre tickets again.

[@OnceandFutureSoph]

There's a Pot Noodle Museum in Tokyo, and it sells.. *pot noodle flavour ice cream* It's an experience 😂

[@pizzapielemon]

As a dutchman, I have to protest at Zylus' gross misrepresentation of dutch food. We have: Potato with carrot and onion Potato with kale Potato with Andijvie (cold kale) Potato with sauerkraut serve with bacon and sausage, voila, dutch meals. Alternatively, do what the british do and travel across the world and knick some recipes, then adapt them to use whatever you've got available (like carrot and potato)

[@InkGraffiti]

lol nail on the head for the boiled vegetables part, as i kid i always thought i hated vegetables.. wasnt til i was like 20 and decided to try them again - while making them myself - that i learned veggies are not bad, my mom was just an awful cook!

[@dougpowers]

GTA choobs: turning 1080p KZbin videos into 240p since 2015.

[@justme002]

Duncan in here discovering vegetable stock.

[@Huzaku]

Spaghetti is a noodle, lasagna is also a noodle. Pasta noodles and soup noodles are different but they are still both noodles

[@AlteredBuzzard]

Duncan describes vegetable stock. Boil until all the flavour is in the water.

[@capulcinka]

i love how bouphe just turns up o read some crazy stories, parked somewhere :D

[@cypherdras]

"A shady guy trying to sell sunglasses" XD

[@diamondedge83]

As an American, they are all noodles or noods, unless it is deemed necessary to specify, then they are called by what they are; like Fettuccine, Penne, Linguine, etc.

[@ElkiLG]

Poor haunted vase was afraid of being of being thrown away after getting attached to its new owner si it precipitated it on his own. What a sad story.

[@sora2339]

Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely. - Ron Swanson

[@minamihasaki4325]

Yes Duncan, vegetable tea. xD In america, we call it, broth. 😂

[@PSHGamer]

the craziest part of that horse story is that the person is able to translate for a horse. do they have conversations with their horse

[@Jack_Wood]

I recently completed a First aid course and the subject of smelling toast and strokes came up...our instructor said, "if you smell toast, check for toast, if you hear voices check for people" and this doesn't ring more true with the spirit cats in the window

[@Agent_Zeta]

Wild n wacky races every time. Anyone else playing the GTA bingo game tonight?

[@roybowman2418]

After talking about Ramen, Duncan described making vegetable broth and called it vegetable tea 😂

[@matheusGMN]

these titles feel every day more like a fever dream hahaha x)

[@g3cd]

It's the Food Vlog again! Took them only 22 seconds to get to weird noodles - I'd love to see more rage quit races instead where they talk about killing each other I.R.L. 😕

[@0Taneb]

In Italy they call noodles spaghetti

[@Galrukh]

This is why I love Bouphe, she is such a wonderful weirdo

[@Pratalax]

Yessssssssssssss God, that whole matrix hamstercoat bit desperately needs to be animated a la game grumps, the images in my mind were going wild. Tibetan terrier? what the fuck? "Through the medium of psychic horse" or indeed through the psychic of horse medium! Also, i'm loving this "Yogs play GTA while Bouphe idly flips through trash magazine" format.

[@alterpanda8988]

this whole noodle discussion i was thinking spaghetti until they asked if spaghetti counts as noodle, and now im a confused oklahoman

[@OSCARMlLDE]

Nothing will ever be funnier to me than two(+) siblings doing a bit at each other

[@aethernaut1899]

*holds out empty Bouphe bowl* "Please, sir; may we have some more?"

[@arcadeporky9646]

Yogs discovering vegetable stock

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

02:35 This conversation becomes very weird if you imagine that are talking about Zoey and Nilsey's TTT player models.

[@tomdebom1346]

spaghetti is a noodle - they were inspired by Egg Noodles which were brought back to italy from China by Marco Polo

[@MoxStash]

A Peculiar Portions style series but with Bouphe and (???) reading from this magazine

[@daphnetilling6034]

Americans call every pasta noodles, even lasagne sheets

[@evanfishsticks8010]

Yeah, noodles over here are just a blanket term for a type of food/ingredient, not a description of a whole dish.

[@ivyartemis2431]

cause lasagna noodles are identical to spaghetti noodles, just bigger and flat

[@daphnetilling6034]

@@ivyartemis2431 then technically definitely not identical :P

[@papimana4332]

In America pasta and noodles are used pretty interchangeably, however you probably wouldn't call Ramen, Udon, or anything from Asia pasta

[@Rufio20008]

Sometimes, with the names of these episodes, I have to do a double-take because I am seriously not sure if I'm having a stroke while reading the titles.

[@SmashedHatProject]

the reason you can't see many ghosts is because all the insect ghosts are in the way

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

When they were talking about cats and Duncan brought up a pub in Bristol, I really was expecting him to mention the one that has multiple cats roaming around, not one with a random bloke who has a ferret

[@Arrusoh]

I love these videos so much... Apparently there is also a race or something happening? But I don't really pay attention to that

[@playmeafuture9957]

My dad makes amazing stir fry with spaghetti in his wok. Although he recently switched to penne pasta because he discovered it holds the hoisin and fish sauce better.

[@MH-hu5pi]

I never thought about woking penne

[@Njald]

I love the northern accent on the word ghost. Now I know how Americans feel when they hear a French "sexy accent". That's me and ghooost.

[@xinryx]

all the people that write into that magazine need to have their homes checked for gas leaks

[@Lord_Edox]

The British Empire went and conquered most of the world for spices and has the blandest food.

[@Hexra_]

Do people genuinely not think spaghetti is a noodle? Its not exactly an American or an Italian thing considering Ramen, Udon, Somen or Soba noodles exists. I don't really care what Italians say since Asian culture does also heavily integrate long noodles into their meals and they're not really an Italian thing. Mamak, Soto, Pad Thai, Chow Mein, Ramyeon and other similar long noodle recipes have existed in Asian culture for generations

[@fishpop]

I like Super Noodles but only the chicken ones. I tend to cook two packs at once and even have to add in Maggi as the default flavour is piss weak.

[@foreng3095]

I think I heard the ghost husband story on Cox'nCrendor a while back.

[@Jack93885]

7:18 I do that. I boil broccoli and then add it to some fried onions and garlic, cook the pasta in the broccoli water. It saves whatever flavour/nutrion gets absorbed by the pasta, makes less washing up and uses less energy only heating 1 pot of water.

[@lalunafate]

And instantly talking about food again XD

[@ratchetqwark89]

my favourite ghost or ufo images are always in 144p! lmao

[@PumpkinPain]

"Do we even call them noodles?" "Should we call them Pasta Noodles??" I mean... if they are noodles then yes, it doesn't matter how you cook them it's still a noodle

[@licensedegirl320]

Pasta stir fry is better than most noodles.

[@OfficialJamion]

Britain invented the Sandwich. One of the greatest foods in all creation.

[@rockysolid4200]

First impression: Oh. They skipped a game.

[@AWest-en5ee]

That magazine must be a hoot! Anyway, as I understand it, the main difference between noodles and pasta (apart from where in the world they originated) is that noodles will have a different texture due to the use of an agent to increase the pH of the dough, resuling in a more chewy / springy texture. Could be wrong, but that's what I've heard at least. 🍜

[@panner11]

Traditional noodles are just water and flour, no other ingredients or agents whatsoever. Processed noodles in stores, who know what random stuff they put in. But normal noodles are simple as can be.

[@JohnReiher]

Edurado! Marilyn is looking for Joe DiMagio!

[@ivyartemis2431]

every time Brits talk about food, it sounds like the fucking blitz is still going on

[@aclassicguardsman946]

British rediscover vegetable stock post second world war (circa 2023, colorized)

[@Chasmodius]

Food talk starts at 36 seconds. Is that a new record? In fairness, the map is named "Weird Noodles."

[@slender99ld]

Wait they showing pot noodles all that love and then say supernoodles are too watery? Cook them longer you have an element of control over that because you're cooking them IMO I agree with lister from red dwarf pot noodles are borderline inedible mush in a pot

[@ClnlBogey]

A lovely lady on youtube made assassin spaghetti and that looks super tasty.

[@WaruiTanuki]

There's so much delicious traditional British food. I don't know what the heck's going on over there these days.

[@sfhwhiteshadow4828]

It's called vegetable broth not vegetable tea lol.

[@jakenikolia1453]

boiled vegetables is call a broth

[@solahifuefos9301]

ben always takes tunnel turns on the wrong side huh

[@ratchetqwark89]

also this episode should have been called story time with bouphe

[@jonesy3million26]

I'd feel disappointed if Bouphe came up to me and asked if I wanted to see her critters and then saw hamsters.

[@TheGeneralMaurer]

Babish reference! Nani!?

[@UncleGranda]

"gosh those theatre tickets i bought were fake! Do i have an issue? Am i too trusting? Do i believe in things that are too good to be true? Is it possible im actually not the smartest person in the room? NAAHH itll be that haunted vase the man at the car boot sold me!"

[@djfuzzo1]

noodle loops… a very starchy cereal