I Found The Worlds CHEAPEST Porsche Taycan TURBO, the $200,000 Tesla killer

[@branstasko1]

I lost all control when that girls was jerkin the plant.

[@pianoman4979]

IamBrandon she then started sucking it

[@ThatGuyTobin]

I lost it at the people fingering foxgloves.

[@johnhenry4117]

😬🤣🤣🤣

[@deontaephillips7743]

Then it pollinated all over her face🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Michael.Talbot]

OMG That was so funny WTF!!

[@Eclipse3581]

I hoping Rich buys it. Please assume this massive amount of personal debt for my entertainment. Great video !

[@AqEppo]

@Esteban Rodriguez hopefully. As long as my dude can afford to buy pieces of crap like these and post entertaining vids, I fully support him

[@dragnet53]

I think he did already.

[@Crazynutzz79]

Hell yeah

[@nabeelelyas]

@@dragnet53 how do you know?

[@gucciflipflopbleep]

Make it a sema car.

[@colevano]

7:19 “It doesn’t drive itself” That’s the point. It’s a Porsche.

[@bhn1379]

Exactly

[@___echo___]

@Franz Xaver Fuchsberger yeah its a driving assist, not self driving

[@alihaider177]

I hate FSD !!!!

[@Samcrac]

Rich your new salvage lot sidekick isn't as fun as your old one.

[@jaamim]

Relax bucko

[@89elmonster]

jaami mock Hes talking about himself it's obviously a joke...

[@uscjake868]

Rich can't buy a car unless some fast food was left in the trunk. It is a time honored tradition.

[@99jackland]

Yeah wasnt his old sidekick doug demuro or something

[@boxeclectic]

Woah there Buckeroo, I may be not as fun as you but I finish the builds.

[@jakeeko266]

I’m a model 3 owner and I absolutely died laughing at the Jessica montage 😂

[@Desertfox92308]

Silly, pretentious, hippies!

[@StopTeoriomSpiskowym]

I'm gasoline car owner. I'm not waiting for full charger. And in winter my fuel range is not short

[@macberry4048]

That was some great acting

[@devoinc1]

F

[@ThomasGillot]

Where did that video come from? 😄

[@Hazdazos]

If Rich really wants to see the fanboy's heads explode, get a Tesla and put in a LS V8 in it.

[@daniellove162]

Evil genius you are.

[@alanowa123]

i'm not sure if you even can

[@reid6302]

Please. Please do this.

[@poloboy]

YOU ASSHOLE LMAOOOO That's such an evil genius idea that I would love to witness LOL

[@jahode__2459]

No I don't think there is a chance the tesla "foil plastic Can" could survive with that beast in it😂😂💔

[@hafeexius]

Stay away from this one. It looks like someone removed the turbo.

[@MisterHughes]

Porsche remove the turbo and Tesla remove the supercharger, only one thing for it, an aftermarket EV nitrous oxide kit.

[@peterzingler6221]

@@MisterHughes funny enough a liquid nitrogen kit should actually improve power by cooling the cables to super conductor level.

[@macberry4048]

At least they call it the Porsche taycan turbo instead of the Porsche 911 turbo.

[@gabrielwhite3890]

@@peterzingler6221 actually ln2 woukd work as an antilag for a Petrol car, inject the ln2 so it expands and spools up the turbo instantly and it also cools the exhaust so it also helps spool it even faster

[@ManKetnas]

turbo is just another word for fast

[@Ryukachoo]

Rich's sponsor lead-ins are getting weirder by the day

[@Kalvinjj]

And by that, you mean better, right?

[@pierreedzz2838]

Kalvinjj definitely better man

[@skilllessbeast7416]

Watch jay foreman, if you want to see weird ads.

[@DonnieX6]

@@skilllessbeast7416 map men, map men, ... :D

[@thequeenofsmiles]

“The front looks like a frog, I like frogs”

[@qlus]

This is why I love rich

[@Nikolai_The_Grolar]

That was very wholesome

[@kylewollman2239]

This is the only channel for people who love Tesla and can't stand Tesla fanboys/girls.

[@alanrickett2537]

No that's evtv this channel is for people that like Rich

[@andrethib]

this is the channel for people that like Tesla and Popeye's chicken

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

This is the channel for people who like Tesla's cars, but not the company and/or the cult of personality behind it.

[@jesussavescars807]

What are u even saying this is the fanboy page ev is gay😂😥😂 who wants a car with no sound or turbo

[@tomermahlis12]

The tree hugging montage was disturbing 😆

[@KrustyKlown]

1:10 especially the foliage falacio facial

[@Regimeshifts]

@@KrustyKlown you have the best words

[@biachboy]

Where does this tree hugger footage come from? hilarious! I wanna join them after some beers.

[@adrianberryhill]

in for this

[@LiquidLensPhotography]

😩😩😩😩😩

[@ericMT]

From Jessica

[@markchip1]

BTW Rich - great job with the Taycan design & engineering!!

[@roamingtiger]

“It looks like a frog but I like frogs” Rich took the words right out of my mouth.

[@testattestdotnet]

I kept looking for pepe the frog porsche taycan memes.

[@muhammadirfanataulawal7630]

@@testattestdotnet Waiting for someone to swap Pepe's face to Taycan front end

[@anesubangani2244]

The flute always kills me 🤣🤣🤣

[@5.3yungbhrisss37]

bruh they really asked “how fat is your wife”😂😂😂😂

[@illumiNOTme326]

lmao I know that caught me off guard

[@Jojohumf]

Black men love fat white women😂 trust me my uncle loves them

[@companiessuck2975]

Personally I'm not a huge fan of cellulite, spider vains, or that summer time BO that is more prevalent with heavier women. Nor do I like legs as large as my waste. I prefer more petite body types.

[@Rizzinator123]

Big girls give u more to love and they always know how to cook

[@SatanClaus69]

@@companiessuck2975 Agreed, my dude. Also, waist, not waste.

[@gabeguilherme1157]

Lol Jessica

[@thertsr9999]

The background song is Amazing ...

[@davecasey4341]

I have this sudden urge to go out and buy a 5.0 liter SUV just to hear Jessica wail. :D

[@calebleong4248]

Jessica should be renamed a Hippie Karen

[@MuhamadZahin]

Just cycle if you love earth so much😂

[@teamturquoise2811]

Some flowers are getting hand jobs... that a thing???

[@digital_bozz]

As a German dude, I must really thank you for pronouncing "Porsche" right

[@JoshTheFrosch07]

As if anyone cares

[@FreshHotTar]

@@JoshTheFrosch07 I do

[@imbackinthegame3611]

Bester Mann

[@Outlaw_j84]

@@JoshTheFrosch07 😂

[@CarlosDerHund]

Porscha =! Porsche

[@Mr.Meme01]

I love how other channels get the press cars, but rich gotta go the junk yard to do a review on it lmao. They can't handle how straight forward he is 😂

[@jub2650]

No one: Rich: this car looks like a frog I like frogs I like this car

[@g60force]

but then he said the Model3 is more like a toad XD

[@mehnoordhillon2281]

Phrog

[@lukahierl9857]

Lets not talk about the Porsche SUVs

[@niki123489]

I like turtles!

[@hyri3188]

Luka Hierl Porsche SUV? Those are some BIGASS FROGS

[@eurospek]

First time watching you. Dude. You’re so refreshing and humor on my level.

[@basithph8958]

Tesla: we got the best range for an electric car! Porsche: range is for peasants

[@isthatatesla]

VAG: We lie, cheat, commit crimes and people still buy our car. Achtung, baby!

[@VG-Motors]

@@isthatatesla Funny, Tesla also did all those things.

[@iKingRPG]

To be fair that wasn't their main focus, and even Tesla loses some range in their performance versions. Coming from a Tesla fan.

[@TaronTT]

As an European Taycan owner, can confirm you really dont notice it here.

[@adogmcdizzle]

I think the Porsche range is better than stated, and Tesla is worse.

[@nsangulungu7292]

"How fat is your wife?" that had me rolling fam

[@webpambalaslda5983]

She gots to be hella thick tho XD

[@1981zayn]

Tesla blocks Rich Rebuilds Porsche - Hold my Beer 😂

[@TheMehdi1994]

“It’s driving the death out of our planet”.. if m not mistaken that’s a good thing right? 😂

[@marconotonfacebook3480]

I heard that too and was just as surprised...

[@ambimu55hak]

Did make the ears stand up didn't it!! 😂 😂 😂

[@TremereTT]

Seriously, It's not a problem to have gas powered cars. The problem is to use fossil fuel. Even using Bio fuel is not the best idea. Yet having Wind and Solar power used in creating synthetic fuel is the best way to get green individual mobility , without having to roleout a complete new infrastructure.

[@iamdave84]

@kkthxk my electricity retailer has an option for renewable sourced power only. If you choose that and charge your electric car at home, you're not burning fossil fuels.

[@MrGonzonator]

8:26 The charge doors are interlocked. You can only open one at a time.

[@minibx6659]

MrGonzonator give it time and someone will complain about it

[@biplabkumarghosh6300]

I thought I can use both together to charge faster, just kidding

[@FundierteForelle]

@@minibx6659 Tesla owners will

[@DaytonaHellcat222]

"You think they were racing?" , "not in this thing no"

[@bastieschenbach9814]

I work at a Porsche dealership. A customer crashed our Turbo S demonstrator in the first week with similar damage, and we completely fixed it. Getting parts wasn’t that hard, except for the left front door hinge and a front wheel. You can just order the parts at your dealer and get all in within a few days to weeks. I however don’t know about the airbags, but you should just ask! Cheers

[@Djwally13]

😆 The clip of the flower girl blowing and mastubating the plant! I'm dying right now! Lol 🤣

[@xXAlmdudlerXx]

This car is literally just out and someone managed to crash it? Damn

[@TheAventadorSV]

Might have been a press car

[@WOSplays]

I was at a Porsche dealer in December and they had one in the backlot that was for sale. Rich is right in that it looks way better in person

[@Kimoto504]

happens a lot with high performance cars. There are wrecked C8's and those are even newer, I believe.

[@ExileXCross]

@@Kimoto504 can't really use C8s as an example, they didn't even make it on sale to the general before people started wrecking them.

[@FlightX101]

@@WOSplays Agreed. Saw a White 4S the other day and it look sick

[@marquisethomas5611]

I hope uncle rich is bidding on this car, I'd love to see this be rebuilt

[@duncanmcleod4459]

Uncle oreo

[@xxStiffy360xx]

That Tesla group intro. 😭😂😭😂😭🙌🏽

[@gelatoman7066]

“This Car Smells Like Black And Milds”🤣🤣

[@4035andrew]

Hey rich, I found out when working on a taycan that you can only open one charge door at a time. Hence why the other side didnt open

[@davecasey4341]

That's probably to keep numbskulls from trying to plug a charger in both sides to charge faster.

[@Carterthielftw_]

@@davecasey4341 like how you can charge a MacBook with like 4 chargers

[@JO_Artificial]

Dave Casey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vicentemorande1558]

now im definitely considering sending you an email because why not.

[@HelamanGile]

Lol

[@xiaowei1]

Rich: "Should i bid on it?" Dude, you are such a tease!

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

Everyone's seen your toes Rich, you wear sandals even when welding. We're all just waiting for them to catch fire.

[@Monkeyheadtpc]

Tesla owners: "I own 4 Teslas for the environment."

[@MrMattumbo]

*Some kid in the Congo mining cobalt for food scraps: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@nikhilchaudharybirbhan377]

@@MrMattumbo seems like someone doesn't know that cobalt is used in petroleum industry too. And Tesla is moving towards 0 cobalt batteries

[@qoodles4032]

They're slightly better than ICE cars, and by far NOT good for the environment. But for some reason everyone believes what master Elon says because he is a genius

[@wattlebough]

MrMattumbo Tesla is cutting cobalt out of their battery mix. Wake up sleepy.

[@evofake]

quaaacked slightly? Bruh. It may produce some pollution while making the batteries, but still far better than ICE cars for the environment.

[@TheArtofBlues]

24:38 the wrecked V12 AMG made me cry, why are there bad drivers out there!!!

[@brunomelisr]

Truth Street and looks like its modified by renntech

[@saketnaik1]

@@brunomelisr even worse 😭

[@Randomsae]

Change the second word in the title to “bought” and now we’re watching Hoovies Garage

[@jlove24]

Tavarish*

[@jerrystauffer2351]

Maybe they could join forces.....

[@JohnStax98]

“Does this supercharge broseth?”

[@whitelotus_zero]

Presently most underrated comedy show on YT. I hope Seinfeld invites you for a coffee some day 😂

[@WiseWik]

14:14 Auto engineer here. Do not ever assume that.

[@jeremyloveslinux]

Yeah looks rushed. Dunno what those engineers were thinking. Guess coolant leaking in an accident is NBD?!?!

[@JohnDoe-jp4em]

@@jeremyloveslinux Why would it be an issue? It's not like the car is going to drive after such a crash, and if the car isn't moving the battery doesn't need to get cooled. And if the battery caught fire, the coolant is not going to save it.

[@peterzingler6221]

@@jeremyloveslinux you only need to cool them if you remove a lot of power. It's not a nuclear reactor man

[@popinmo]

@@peterzingler6221 you dont need to cool them at all its just for heavy heavy useage

[@stevelozano9523]

@@JohnDoe-jp4em what about after a tire blowout and rips those lines to shreds?

[@highvoltage12v]

Hi, "Old Volvo" Owner here, you can put your sunglasses there, garage door remote there, or even napkins. It's easier to reach there than to open the center console lid.

[@burgienl]

A Tesla is a fast engine with a mediocre chassis, suspension and brakes. The Taycan is more expensive because the chassis, suspension and brakes match the power of the engine.

[@MrRFPinhas]

And it's Porsche

[@DerpEye]

Well, it's 'better' everything. If you drag race a Tesla and the Taycan, the Tesla will drop in performance after the second attempt. The Porsche will not.

[@maxl7827]

model s is more of a comfortable ride when taycan is more about performing well

[@connelly6375]

haha omfg, that email reading sequence...

[@donaldescobar11]

Porsche dint invite you to the press release huh!!! No problem just wait for one of em to get wrecked and go review it at the Junkyard!

[@fcgHenden]

Stonks💹

[@mistawilson62]

"And I don't play those games.......most of the times." Killed me where I stood! 🤣

[@costistoiciu4863]

Lmaoo the black ice prediction 💀

[@ChuckyANDchuckels]

Damn brother you’ve come a long way I remember when u bought your first Tesla to rebuild damn man good for you so happy for you

[@bobyost42]

@〔TFGG〕 lmfao Brother!

[@moden321]

5:38 He even upgraded his Maserati with All-Wheel-Steering...

[@donaldescobar11]

Plot twist : Jessica is a Rad Petrol head who daily drives a 6.8 v8 corvette and we were just too stupid to understand the Sarcasm in the message!🤷🏻‍♂️

[@tony_25or6to4]

You'd need to buy a flood car too because you need an undamaged suspension and other parts. Or, one with roof damage so severe that it totalled the car.

[@liveandletlive2894]

None exist like that yet. Very few in the US at the moment

[@storm4710]

Its a porsche u should be able to order any part for it already from the dealer

[@Expatriate1977]

Rich has a way of making it look and seem easier to repair an electric nightmare of a car. Experience pays

[@surferdude4487]

Every time I heard the back-up alarms, I thought I was going to be treated to more pan-pipe music.

[@anubus6]

Surfer Dude I love the pan pipe music in his videos.

[@igotaction]

Jessica gives great tree!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@smooth_ops2942]

From what I saw she really likes putting her face on hard wood and caressing the hard shaft. If given enough time and love... That Woody shaft will grow... At least my wood shaft does 😂

[@AppalachianDroneFlights]

I just stumbled across your channel. I have to say...you are my spirit animal. Your sarcasm and sense of humor are identical to mine. Keep on keeping on!

[@basithph8958]

Uncle Rich please do a Porsche Taycan rebuild and put a sick wrap on it🔥

[@bookie9273]

Battery coolant lines in the wheel arch. Genius.

[@L8ugh1ngm8n1]

and still willing to be that that Porsche has better build quality than anything rolling off of a Tesla production line.

[@JohnDoe-jp4em]

Idk, doesn't seem that bad of a decision. The type of crash to make the wheels damage the cooling lines behind the protector probably does a lot more damage in other places. We don't know what other compromises they would have had to make if they didn't route the coolant lines there.

[@serlegar]

In the winter the wheels will push ice chunks in there.

[@JohnDoe-jp4em]

@@serlegar I highly doubt ice chunks will go thorugh the cover and pierce the coolant lines.

[@Torchedini]

@@serlegar Maybe, but the people that drive this with that much ice don't really care about it that way.

[@jaybrown2003]

Rich - you are the man. The negativity thrown at you is so out there. Keep being you man

[@Instrumentalo]

fun fact: thats the first taycan crash car in the world.

[@zzz-vf7fj]

How do you know

[@theobama8535]

And the first rebuild.

[@darpachief]

Picture or it didn't happen.

[@whawhat5102]

Damn crazy, its not like he mentioned it in the video already... 3:45

[@pancakefactory]

Incorrect. There were Taycans used to pass crash test ratings.

[@Alex0992]

I swear rich has the smoothest transition into the ads. Catches me by surprise every time.

[@davidclark538]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[@maddias291]

There was an ad in the video?

[@lucasholzen1214]

It's amazing how Rich can flex that he's rich and it's actually funny.

[@joshdaniel8609]

As a Model 3 owner, that intro was the funniest thing I've ever seen lmao

[@cdizzle99z]

That flute man😂

[@LordPrometheous]

"...it doesn't drive itself". A Porsche is a driver's car, not a nanny. Also, regarding the Harbor Freight jackstands, they sent me an email a couple weeks ago about the recall. You bring them back, no receipt needed (mine were still unopened, waiting for a specific project). They give you the original retail price on a gift card, plus a one time 20% discount on a purchase. I paid only 64 for mine (they were $39.99 - 20% discount) but I got $100 on a gift card, since they originally sold for $49.99 each, plus a discount for 20% off a purchase I made that day. They have different model numbers for sale that weren't part of the recall, in case someone still needs jackstands. Also just subbed. I love the informative, straightforward video style. No BS, no scripted comedy skits. Thank you.

[@Ahmed-hn2tj]

Come on rich please buy the taycan pleaseee u will be an internet sensation and be like the next big thing

[@lt9690]

Lol. Parts shortage would leave viewers complaining for when it is gonna happen?

[@chickenricesteak541]

That car probably worth 100k salvage lmao or 120k. If the value is $180,000.. that is expensive as shiet

[@seanbailey8545]

Biggest problem is 0 second hand parts available cos it's so new, you'd end up paying more than buying a new one, after you factor in having to buy parts from Porsche.

[@Cheedee]

I swear that flute sound is going to be the end of me one day 😭😭😭😭

[@ErdnußRiegel6969]

I know it will supercharge me into my grave

[@AXE_Blaster]

Jessica “gas cars are terrible for the earth” Me “laughs in diesel”

[@ghost-4230]

“I don’t play those games.. most of the time” 😂😂😂😂

[@ambimu55hak]

😂 😂 😂 That made me crease aswell

[@falcie7743]

As much as I would love to see new life breathed into this beautiful beast, I wouldn't spend much on it since parts will be impossible to find and super pricey when you do find them. Especially as many parts as this car in particular needs.

[@Kimoto504]

Overnight parts from Wolfsburg, fam.

[@oneel2786]

Kimoto with a fat price tag fam

[@lockjawe]

Dude!!! You are ONE funny guy. I really enjoy your videos man. This video also shows how far your evolution of car KNOWLEDGE has come. I don't know why people hate on you so hard. Keep'm coming. Good stuff.

[@Kelsdoggy]

Hahah that intro is funny as f Well done rich hilarious

[@trevormorgan4589]

NO other youtuber has smoother transitions into their sponsorship 👏

[@davidclark538]

There is no other !

[@CallumFilms]

The recorder in the back is amazing

[@muhammadirfanataulawal7630]

If Rich decided to buy and repair it, I want to see Porsche's reaction. If they actually allow and OK with what Rich is doing, that would be big PR moment for them

[@magnum0121984]

Why big PR? They don’t make money on people fixing wrecks and for the past century they haven’t cared.

[@CockatooDude]

@@magnum0121984 It'd be big PR since Tesla was well known for not being nice to Rich when he was trying to order parts from them for repairing his Model S.

[@kiiiisu]

@@CockatooDude oh yeah so true, they could make their brand look so much better helping him rebuild it or something

[@robertnicholls9917]

@@kiiiisu They did call him for a cheap part.

[@iamdave84]

@@robertnicholls9917 let's hope he hooked them up so they owe him a favour

[@basithph8958]

Oh yes the Porsche *Toucan*

[@69Dartman]

Brock needs one.

[@boxedfender4810]

Trix are for kids silly toucan

[@advancedretard]

I'd say this one is a Porsche Trashcan

[@mirceapoptean]

One cannot, but toucan! Ba dum tsss

[@steve7econmba]

this is my first encounter with your channel. You are hilarious. Subbed!

[@PaddyBoy644]

22:35 I think that number plate surround might give a hint as to why that car was in a crash 😂

[@impalass727]

Stolo!!!!!

[@SpeedyLink98]

I laughed a lot for the Jessica part. You made my day Rich 😂 keep it up!

[@stevenchhan8722]

16:17 just listen to that quality. crazy how crisp the it sounds on camera.

[@trendel13]

If that email to Rich was serious - they need some help If that email to Rich was satire - That's pretty damn funny

[@rh3toricalanswer]

Yeah once she said "moon moon the spirit wolf" that's how I knew it was satire lmao

[@BudThorpe]

HILARIOUS opening scene. Thank you. You made my day.

[@kevinmcmahon5515]

This dude is hilarious. Love this video. The Maserati Ghibli section / the Jerry Rig jokes 😂

[@dudenamedclem]

Black Ice FTW

[@MC_MMV]

Nice mask

[@Teslad]

"that's more like a toad" - that made me literally LOL and sadly nod in agreement

[@AdrianWyrzykowski]

how am i just finding out about this channel......dude, your material is epic af!

[@ToraTiger78]

"Love Jessica, our Mother Earth, and Moon Moon, the Spirit Wolf." Okay... that was totally a joke Email. XD

[@sickbailey21]

she really put the effort in

[@smackers705]

😂😂😂😂 that flute kills me everytime

[@LeprechaunGinger]

Rich, thank you for helping Porsche straighten out the taycan. You are an American Hero, a real one!

[@zkdadof4]

Well, you may as well get it and RichRebuild it. What else gets more views on KZbin than really expensive cars?

[@L8ugh1ngm8n1]

Cats, and not necessarily expensive ones either!

[@LouisSubearth]

Spanish pop music videos

[@jbmonke]

20:54 Big flex with that Panerai Luminor

[@pedro_hmg]

"we are Gaia" I lost it

[@mdbarkatullah7636]

I literally said “huh” when I saw the title

[@TaronTT]

As Taycan owner I can confirm this almost made me cry. Buy the way, there *is* an electric sedan that also looks cool like the Model S and Taycan: The Polestar One. :)

[@mybullit]

It's a hybrid

[@Fukyeah]

nice joke there 🤣🤣

[@gokusonic92]

Rich's climax when he revives crashed car to a brand new car.. that lust is satisfaction

[@steveawesome9538]

I currently imagining a group of Porsche engineers and executives laughing their asses off listening to the ghetto fixes Rich proposes. Most likely hoping for him to do it, just to see how ridiculous it turns out, using a butter knife not only as a screw driver, but also a budget panel popper.

[@stankolodin5586]

Thank you rich for the creation of the tycan.

[@ellieplayspiano1337]

I think the plastic sticking out of the rear bumper is mandated by law in North America. European versions won't have that piece.

[@vincentlewis7423]

1:12 IM DYING HAHAHAH

[@Superunstable]

Oh my cringe!!!!!!😬😬😬😬