also i just keep wondering if 12 yr olds wrote these movies because I cant imagine an adult being like "you know what would make a great horror movie!? OUIJA SHARK."
@hunt-jonesАй бұрын
For real, Ouija Shark is just a 7th grader’s creative writing story, that somehow got turned into a film
@4mefreemusicАй бұрын
@@hunt-jones where did they get the planchette? Are we to believe they found it in the lake too? Not believable. Totally took me out of the story.
@dynamicremakes5592Ай бұрын
You still think that after the 2024 election😂😂obviously adults in America are suffering from brain rot
@SeniorshitizinАй бұрын
@dynamicremakes5592 yeah you're a prime example
@dynamicremakes5592Ай бұрын
@Seniorshitizin a prime example of what? You americans have voted for a convicted felon that has sexually assaulted multiple woman and even admitted to doing it on tape no other wealthy democracy has done anything so dumb...among other things i can go on if u want me too.u clearly been watching to much skibidi toilet u suffering from brainrot
@saiyajinbeardАй бұрын
Killer Sofa is about to become an underground cult classic 😂😂
@VioletPaynekillerАй бұрын
Holidays at families will never be the same now. LOL I think they all have have that chair!
@Bundles06Ай бұрын
That shot of the sofa staring down menacingly from the balcony, is gonna be my desktopbackground.
@AmbassadorKatАй бұрын
I’ve actually seen this and it’s wild
@TheHippiemomma37Ай бұрын
I genuinely enjoyed it
@samspurgeon422218 күн бұрын
Killer Sofa, but they could only afford a recliner 😂
@builee7135Ай бұрын
The Ouija Shark thing is like a movie some teens film with their friends and family, in their neighborhood at the weekends, for a class project.
@DeidresStuffАй бұрын
Manos: The Hands of Fate was made by some random family and it was better lol.
@homaralexander950Ай бұрын
mystic shield got me
@ForbiddenAudioPerversions26 күн бұрын
@@DeidresStuffit had martin scorcese as uncredited producer
@Pocketrocket-pj1us21 күн бұрын
It was done as a bet between a fertilizer salesperson and a client who said he couldn't do it.
@AmboRox360Ай бұрын
So I work at Dollar Tree, and my boyfriend and I thought it would be funny to buy bad movies we found in the DVD section at my store. Thats how I found Ouija Shark, and that shot with the ghost shark over the pool legit made us laugh for 10 minutes lmaoo it's just so stupid.
@toddjones1480Ай бұрын
Just about any shitty movie will be on Tubi for free.
@TiredCorvid0724 күн бұрын
Whatttt I work at dollar tree too and our store doesn’t have dvds 😭 😭
@DominicRocco-19753 күн бұрын
Whatttt, I work at dollar tree and we barely get DVDs in. Once every few months. When I worked at dollar tree in Queensbury a few years ago we were getting movies everyweek
@amandaallen3422Ай бұрын
The grumpy face on that sofa 😅
@ericatoldmetoАй бұрын
Thank you for talking about Killer Sofa. I beg everybody I know to watch it...that movie is a delight!
@AmbassadorKatАй бұрын
Yes! I was so excited to see him talk about it I honestly didn’t think anyone else even knew it existed 😂
@Plantlady72Ай бұрын
One of my Favorites!
@break_the_galaxyАй бұрын
I was way more excited to see somebody talk about it than I probably should be 😂 hands down one of my top five bad movies ever. It reminds me of something from the classic Goosebumps books from the 90s.
@TheCleverArachnidАй бұрын
Truly the spiritual successor to Death Bed: The Bed That Eats we were all waiting for.
@irudesan1650Ай бұрын
I grew up when rentals were a thing, around the late 80s- 90s. My siblings and me started renting movies from time to time when we were teenagers. Since my father gave us the money we rented one movie every other week, and we switched up who could pick the movie each time. One time I decided just to troll them, and partly bc I geniunely got curious, to rent the movie "The Killer Tongue". As you can guess from the title it was as non sensical as the title. Even tho my siblings were mad at first, we all understood it was a terrible scary film but it was comedy gold. It sort of became an internal joke between us. After that I couldnt complain when they chose "The attack of the killer tomatoes" and many random trash horror movies. I got a lot of nostalgia watching this video Keep up the good work! Im new to this channel and every video is just hilarious
@lahalukeАй бұрын
Bro you are killing please keep it up
@Demmfs63Ай бұрын
Fax
@denisew3631Ай бұрын
JSP sent me here and I'm so glad he did. I've been rolling and lmfao non stop at these movie reviews. You are HILARIOUS and you've got a new subscriber .
@NowIsee123Ай бұрын
Werewolf mafia cracked me up. Good shit. Tx for the laughs mate.
@TrueCrimeTuberАй бұрын
JSP sent us!! The kiosk club is on the way! Best of luck!!
@Demmfs63Ай бұрын
Same
@tammi8542Ай бұрын
Wow! As bad as it looks, I’d actually watch Killer Sofa. 😅
@stephenwolf9036Ай бұрын
I literally came here to say 'you haven't seen 'ouija shark' have you... AND THEN THATS HERE!!!
@dodi-wankenobiАй бұрын
Ngl this genre has potential to be straight up guilty pleasure
@littleonepaigeАй бұрын
it’s 100% my guilty pleasure genre, there’s so many and they are all goofy and fun 😂
@dodi-wankenobiАй бұрын
@ love this ^^ i will definitely check some out for the holidays xD
@nothankyounextbyeАй бұрын
Haha, this was great! Love the spooky background too
@maryleonard3881Ай бұрын
Jump Suit Pablo was right!! You’re hilarious and I love you ❤️! 😂😂😂
@oc2pus21Ай бұрын
Your videos are entertaining and you are hilarious!! Keep going!!! Also, thanks for cheering me up I had a rough day.
@debc8715Ай бұрын
JSP said to come check out your channel !!! Love it and thanks for the hilarious video's.
@angielott83Ай бұрын
Your channel reminds me a bit of Chris James or Longlivespoons! You are your own person and channel of course, but if folks like them, they will like you! Great channel! I’m excited 🫶🏻
@nicholasdelaney140721 күн бұрын
Killer Sofa 🤣, that's one of the most funniest horror movie names ever!
@farmgirlhbАй бұрын
JSP sent me!! YOU'RE AMAZING
@GeorgieJettsonАй бұрын
Me too
@LadyK-Take2Ай бұрын
And me ❤
@LadyK-Take2Ай бұрын
And me ❤
@Usnotthem35Ай бұрын
Here from JSP as well!!!
@jaytsigmaАй бұрын
Me too!👍👍👍
@paulhenry2536Ай бұрын
You're gonna get a mil subs my guy
@toysbystarlite05Ай бұрын
JSP sent me, but your TLC video fell into my algorithm! Can’t wait to watch all your vids
@davidstrother81Ай бұрын
I stumbled on this channel..been laughing all morning . You definitely earned a subscriber lol
@FirActionHotdogАй бұрын
just got recommenced one of your videos today, went through and watched all of your videos this morning. keep it up man your content is great, looking forward to your future videos
@KittyStarr-r2vАй бұрын
All of these would be great to play in the background of our Halloween party 😂
@r.washington9146Ай бұрын
Detective gravy was wild work😂
@SalA44410Ай бұрын
Youve quickly become my fave new KZbinr, so keep these hits coming!
@Bree2426Ай бұрын
Here via JSP. Happy to sub and will be catching up on all the prior vids.
@Demmfs63Ай бұрын
Same
@RedShedRedemptionАй бұрын
this is one of the best videos ive ever seen. these movies are fucking gold
@Kelcijune23Ай бұрын
Loved this! Can’t wait to watch Killer Sofa. Love your videos
@umbrellacorp.25 күн бұрын
10:50 Well that is something you don't hear everyday. 😂 20:06 ...😳 23:01 At least you could have warned us dude. 😖
@GigiButterflieАй бұрын
“MMMMMMMISTAKE” has me in tears rn
@LadyKestrel23Ай бұрын
JSP’s friend is our friend! Good to see you!
@deathcabforhannahАй бұрын
I really thought it couldn’t get worse than Killer Sofa… how wrong I was
@philipchenmbaАй бұрын
Oh my god! Thanks for making this video so I don’t have to waste my time watching them, and you made it way funnier. LOL!!
@ashleybarger2024Ай бұрын
Literally!!
@billiejean2015Ай бұрын
I’m here from JSP!! He said if we love him, that we would love you! Paul was right!! Great job, and congratulations!!
@bunnygamercogАй бұрын
“What if that shit don’t work and you start nibblin on my ankle bone??” 🤣🤣🤣
@psfilmsbobАй бұрын
Ax 'Em is not just the worst horror movie ever made, it's the worst movie ever made by a huge margin. I've been trying to get the rights for years, because it deserves a packed boutique blu-ray.
@bleuteardp2410Ай бұрын
JSP mentioned your channel and your friendship, you both have the same funny one liners😂 you both have the same mannerisms
@Demmfs63Ай бұрын
Same bru
@pamelasertich9850Ай бұрын
I’m so glad that you warned me about these films. I know I would have rented them. Whew. Saved. JSP sent me over. I see 100k in your future
@Arri7979Ай бұрын
I saw Killer Sofa a few years ago, and I was describing it to someone the other day and I couldn't remember the name. I literally said, "The movie is about a killer recliner." That movie and Killer Tomato are truly the peak of cinema.
@a2ndlife877Ай бұрын
Came to check it out from JSP! Kiosk crew!
@lukin_ledbetterАй бұрын
New Aussie follower 👋🇦🇺 Found your channel through JSP and am so happy - you are hilarious!! Love the content!
@chaucernerd1690Ай бұрын
Thank you for giving me the first laugh I’ve had today. On pins and needles.
@PriskiswatchingАй бұрын
Ouija Shark is such a gem of a movie. loved the video!
@ashleybarger2024Ай бұрын
The fact you watched these salute to you! 😂 you volunteered as tribute!
@michelerenemАй бұрын
JSP sent me too, but glad to have found you!! Subbed!!
@SclasspsychoАй бұрын
Parcheesi Shark would be a good parody title.
@michellewomack3419Ай бұрын
I found out about your channel from Jumpsuit and I’m so glad I did! Love your content! Keep up the good work 🎉🙌😅
@onerva.Ай бұрын
I firmly believe horror is the superior film genre for two reasons: if it's good, it's good and if it's bad, it's still good.
@bYesIs114Ай бұрын
Nothing will ever be as great as Amityville Death Toilet
@assetluxor2731Ай бұрын
Cheers from Toronto Canada you made my day brother
@uknw438Ай бұрын
Your review of killer sofa makes me want to watch it 😅
@jonny257Ай бұрын
Kk in the house!. Pablicus!
@wyattb2012Ай бұрын
Ok so I watched your Chimp Crazy video because you showed up on my homepage and then you mentioned JSP and realized the algorithm did me a solid and recommended you because I watch him lol subscribed and now on a binge of your videos lol
@Ash-Ley77Ай бұрын
Love your content already!! Made me laugh so im subbed up pal. ❤
@CherrrrBear21 күн бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂 Ouija Shark was hilarious 😂 new to your videos and I’m binge watching them.
@joan_of_art4235Ай бұрын
Holy $hit dude! You are funny as hell!!😂😆😂Love your ironic sense of humor😜
@MayaBishopStanАй бұрын
I swear to God, i needed that laugh. How could these qualify as horror movies? They're funnier than comedic movies 😅😂🤣
@AmbassadorKatАй бұрын
I love that the Oujia Shark is one of those rubber hand puppets they sell in like, zoo gift shops
@KaraCarstensenАй бұрын
JSP is right, you are AMAZING!
@trealgmoneyАй бұрын
You're awesome man! I'd love to see a colab between you and Chris James
@shanebezzo4403Ай бұрын
so funny - thanks for showing us these gems
@SA-bx5ppАй бұрын
The sofa movie reminded me of the Goosebumps books and the last 2 movie’s budgets combined could not have been more than $50 🤣 Jumpsuit Pablo recommended your channel!
@dragonmaster61325 күн бұрын
Death Bed: the Bed that Eats is far better than Killer Sofa
@rebeccaheldt391Ай бұрын
Hello 👋 Great job! JSP says you are a cool dude with good content!
@thespottedleaf584Ай бұрын
If this was just a podcast with no footage to back it up, I wouldn't believe a word you've said about these films 😂😂😂
@karmaMatters123Ай бұрын
Found you through JSP and have been back to show friends some of your videos. Too funny! Can to why you and Jump suit are friends. 🤣
@miniriver4865Ай бұрын
Oh my 😂😂😂 this is crazy, love it !❤
@GivemeallthecoffeeАй бұрын
Hello, Good Sir. I’m here from JSP’s channel. I have subscribed as instructed & I await further orders. 😂
@MisskittinsАй бұрын
Jumpsuit Pablo told me to watch you. I’m so excited.
@goldengoatee223719 күн бұрын
This was great! Had a good laugh😂 Subscribed 👍👍👍
@London2231Ай бұрын
New sub here love your channel can’t wait to see it blow up!!
@NoOneReallySpecial28 күн бұрын
Another great bad movie you need to see is Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre. That one had us dying with laughter.
@thomasgrasmick56829 күн бұрын
I got drunk a few years ago and ended up buying Attack Of The Killer Donuts on PlayStation 🤣🤣
@redblackwhitestripesАй бұрын
I’m so excited to have found this channel
@DodgaOfficialАй бұрын
Bro keep doing your thing you're super funny and entertaining
@toddjones1480Ай бұрын
I've watched several thousand of these terrible DTV movies, and the worst I've found was A Zombie Croc. (1.6 on IMDb, but that's not why) It's your basic "Let's have everyone wander the woods aimlessly to pad the run time." movie, but two things set it apart. 1. There's a scene where a paper mache crocodile eats everyone at a backyard party filled with low-energy seniors and they somehow managed to make it one of the most boring things I've seen. 2. It's the only movie that gave me motion sickness on a regular home TV. (Speed 2 made me very sick in theaters. The Blair Witch Project made me slightly sick in theaters. Cloverfield made me mildly sick on a 130" projector screen viewed from 8 feet away.)
@persephoneblack888Ай бұрын
My friend is coming to visit me for Christmas and the foundation of our friendship is watching weird, weird shit and laughing😂 So, I'm making him watch these with me.
@whitneydaleskioskАй бұрын
Can you make a video a day 😂 Pablo is packing and I need to watch something ❤️ thanks for entertaining us
@OwenOracleАй бұрын
Im surprised Thankskilling didnt make the cut lol but still great video
@malk9244Ай бұрын
This is hilarious! I need more bad horror movie videos 😂
@Jeremyp-ux3ye27 күн бұрын
I thought Ouija Shark minced my food?! Have I been using the wrong appliance this entire time?!
@justjulia800724 күн бұрын
😂 you are correct
@TheTrumpReaper28 күн бұрын
Ouija Shark is more horrifying than The Exorcist. That growling shark gave me nightmares for a week. 🦈😱😵
@skechij585624 күн бұрын
What got me is how it would so often wait until people notice it. It *wanted* them to see their end coming.
@hassenmh2850Ай бұрын
I watched all of your 9 videos, keep them coming 🔥
@Montaq_Ай бұрын
Might I also draw everyone's attention to the movies Feeders, Fungicide and Suburban Sasquatch.
@TheLeadDesigner23 күн бұрын
That sofa on the roof is too much 🤣😂🤣
@TheLegPumpkin18 күн бұрын
Im amazed Ouija Shark exists, Ouija is a trademark and they can't even say it in ghost hunting shows. So Ouija Shark is further down the food chain than the 800 worst ghost show to the point no one even cared to sue.
@LiquidRazzАй бұрын
Loving the videos. Keep up the good work
@lilyd8908Ай бұрын
The poster for Ouija Shark was up outside this sketchy run down theatre in my neighborhood for like 6 months, one time I went in there to check showtimes because I wanted to see it (no website) and found it completely empty and apparently abandoned. Someone must have worked there to at least change the posters though, because after Ouija Shark they switched to The Room. True story.
@Desaki65Ай бұрын
I picked Killer Sofa for a movie night with friends, because we'd all enjoyed Velocipastor... But Sofa stunk. My friends still speak to me, which is a miracle.
@JesseWilliam9514 күн бұрын
Dude. lol. I never even thought about it but you’re right. It ain’t even a sofa.
@juliav.mcclelland241522 күн бұрын
Wow. I was fully expecting Troll 2.
@DeidresStuffАй бұрын
The government has done weirder stuff than try and invent Ouija Sharks. Operation Midnight Climax comes to mind.
@ConstintineOOOАй бұрын
Lazy boy? More like crazy boy, amirite
@CSLucasEpic20 күн бұрын
I am surprised Hasbro didn't sue the shark movie since Ouija is a trademark of Hasbro, and they are super protective of those things. Then again, I guess the movie was so unnimpotant that they didn't even know it existed.
@NutzRg8Ай бұрын
I haven't watched this video yet... But worst horror movie I ever seen was *Rubber* it's about a tire rolling around... I will say though the video quality was good, and the movie had a decent amount of money put into it... I think the putting a decent amount of money into it just makes it that much worse 😂
@MissstrishАй бұрын
Are you JSP best friend? If so I’m here to support you new sub ❤ Killer Sofa sounds amazing.. 😔
@TheCleverArachnidАй бұрын
I didn't see the spelling for the third movie and I kept wondering when the evil colony of algae and fungus was going to show up and start killing people.