I Gave My Goldfish My Credit Card to Spend

I connected my goldfish to the internet
This was streamed live on Twitch: / pointcrow
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[@PointCrow]

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[@Black-X-sw1vj]

Yay❤ First

[@matthewmatthew4804]

Yes sir!

[@RazzBeri1]

no. I want ravioli

[@happymw4573]

I love tortellini

[@alexwangmartin5493]

Hi

[@DW9427]

PointCrow's goldfish has godlike skill at Elden Ring, played Mario Party and had a credit card. Tortellini is the most based goldfish ever.

[@PollenDev]

Definitely

[@hungryblade9781]

Gigallini

[@Cypherlord]

Incredibly and he might even be better then Eric himself

[@drabbitzgo2377]

Tortellini is better at being a human than I am

[@Cypherlord]

I’m surprised by the lack of comments compared to the likes

[@Booga371]

So glad tortellini is collabing with a small streamer like pointcrow

[@terrivel11]

When Tortellini and DougDoug Twitch Chat?

[@artemisthehunter8360]

I know, tortellini could be doing great things, but he seems to take pity onpointcrow

[@PollenDev]

I know he’s giving a chance to the little guys

[@Popsicle19952]

@@terrivel11that would be a sick idea 😂

[@JustSomeGuyWithoutSeasoning]

@@PollenDevEric IS a very little guy

[@twiharryfan212]

I absolutely think donating the $3,100 was the best decision you could've made there!!

[@Jet-plane]

Real

[@PollenDev]

The gold fish knew what he was doing

[@SqueakyA5]

100% agree

[@videogamesarecool9280]

donating $6,200 would probly be better

[@jacobs5546]

It's unfortunate to me how many games I play exclude people due to colorblindness. Just changing more models would go a long way.

[@daascia]

I don't think Tortellini is very financially responsible. 😂

[@mike140298]

Why? He didn't spend a dime of his own money.

[@daascia]

Fair point@@mike140298

[@PollenDev]

He decorated that wall ✨beautifully✨ soo idk what your talking about

[@plonkerdo0d117]

Tortellini is a financial advisor

[@DarkEyedDrifter]

Fish-cally responsible. ^__^

[@DougDoug]

hey I just moved to california and gotta buy new health insurance, can tortellini help me out?

[@DatCas]

💀💀💀

[@bruh-so8vp]

move back

[@lesliemajors5181]

Lol

[@misaoshikhun2460]

😂😂

[@maroonmball]

I came here to see this have 69 likes.

[@godguy2311]

Not buying the second gold bag and instead donating to a charity was incredible. Such a kind heart, love your videos point crow!!

[@papercraftcynder5430]

Feels like a strategic move on his part, too. He got to save himself from buying a second handbag he didn't want, and nobody can get mad at him for it because the money got diverted into something worthwhile.

[@mango-pn9kw]

This is random but do you think point crow (Eric) looks like gbillz I mean they have the same hight

[@ioioi_prx4639]

@@papercraftcynder5430Also no taxes

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

Donating the extra $3,100 to charity was actually one of the best content moves I've seen in a long time, my respect for PointCrow just went up like crazy

[@FrozenCampbellSoup]

I love how he immediately tries to buy a vehicle. He wants to go F A S T

[@Daniel-jk6ve]

I just imagine this tiny goldfish in a bag driving that massive Hummer. Compensating much? 😂

[@julianstrommen7863]

I’d love to see a stream of Tortellini choosing what stocks to invest in and then following their progress over like a year

[@TheAechBomb]

I could swear this already existed

[@TheAechBomb]

it does, michael reeves did it

[@bipz9175]

We need to see Tortellini vs Fredrick in a stock market battle.

[@blakksheep736]

​@@TheAechBomb well Doug Doug did something like it but it was Twitch chat instead of a goldfish. I suspect that the goldfish would invest better.

[@terrivel11]

Now we just need a collab between Tortellini and DougDoug’s Twitch chat. Edit: In light of recent events since I made this comment, I’d like to amend this to Chair and Fish stream.

[@artemisthehunter8360]

Twitch chat vs goldfish

[@annajane7860]

tortellini is 1000% smarter

[@crimsonstormsurge]

Yes

[@andrewpatterson5208]

You mean Tortellini and Chair

[@jkgaming3856]

It has to happen!!

[@DarkRevolution]

Pointcrow is definitely going to have a blast when he's going to mention Tortellini to other people.

[@EtherealWS]

hi owo

[@PollenDev]

“Is this your goldfish?” “No its my financial advisor.”

[@ked49]

OwO

[@-Gug-]

this is such a nothing comment, log off

[@clasy5687]

​@@-Gug-That is such a nothing comment. Log off.

[@LPcrazy_88]

I don't know what I was expecting, but duct-taping everything on the wall was about as on-brand as it can possibly get.

[@FroggyBoots]

I think it’s really cute how excited he was once he put the Legos together.

[@tyujg7495.]

Identify "He"

[@someweirdo]

@@tyujg7495.PointCrow, of course???

[@Idiota_Profissional]

@@tyujg7495.pointcrow? Duh, who else could it be?

[@therockyhelmetferrothorn3613]

The fact that Baronne de Fleur now costs like 12 bucks thanks to the Rarity Collection makes this even funnier

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

He shoulda stuck with moonshaker calvary, lmao.

[@francescabrogna6103]

sadly,tortellini did not reveal Eric’s credit card information

[@missbeckykmusic]

This was truly one of the streams of all time. Lini really has champagne taste on a fish food budget 😅

[@techno1561]

It doesn't count as a fish food budget if you get a blank cheque of someone else's money to spend.

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

I was so glad to have caught this live. The moment when the wheel landed on Balenciaga was the height of comedy.

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Can’t believe Pointcrow scored a collab with a big KZbinr like Tortellini!

[@Seagull695]

Next stream: 'Can my pet goldfish properly control a forklift?'

[@gene_the_gay]

I love that Amy made tortellini his own waterproof bag! He's the fanciest fish

[@emmau23]

I’m so sorry for asking for double or nothing I feel personally responsible

[@Patterrz]

Tortellini is such a good KZbinr now, even pogging in the thumbnail

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

Hey pokemon dude

[@AquaQuokka]

It's the Pokémon guy!

[@LMiddie]

I love that you're still supporting Able Gamers! Accessibility gets overlooked so often, and it's just really cool that you've continued to support them over time instead of it just being a one-off thing. Thank you (and Tortellini, of course) for helping disabled people have more access to games!

[@ZiraAngel]

Thank you for donating the money to charity

[@derekha170]

Yah, that was wholesome. I was ready to pull out the pitchfork, but that's definitely a better use of the money, and I wouldn't have been upset if he spent all 6k on it tbh.

[@PollenDev]

Yea, thank you pointcrows goldfish

[@_Gam3r]

so youre going against tortellini's 4 braincells now? rude@@derekha170

[@Lillyluri]

And here I thought a goldfish was a rather affordable pet. The more you know.

[@Daniel-jk6ve]

They were already literally high maintenance, now this one has expensive tastes as well!

[@wplays4271]

I know these are extremely expensive. But this might be my favorite video on your channel now. I’d love to see a part 2, maybe if you do cheaper sites next time. You could do these more often

[@indigo0977]

Also, maybe choose sites that sell mostly products that accomplish your stated goal? Don't get me wrong, this was a joy to watch. But it's not much of a surprise that actual decor items weren't the majority of what he purchased. Just saying that the payoff when he buys something not meant to decorate in any way would be better if he was less likely to pick items like that.

[@emilyofjane]

Idea: make dinner using only ingredients Tortellini picks

[@ponodude101]

Amazing use of the money to donate to charity instead of buying the second bag, and what a great cause to pick too! Great video! I felt the secondhand stress throughout.

[@spectilia3566]

So, like, no joke, the duvet cover isn't a bad wall covering. Frame/stretch the shirts over canvas to make solid color wall art. Dot with shelves to display the other stuff. Could honestly work.

[@spectilia3566]

Follow up: just remembered it was a duvet and pillow case set. Hear me out, put the pillow case on the pillow and place it at the top of the duvet covered wall. It will make it look like a bed. It's a goofy idea, but we are working with what we got and, otherwise, we are displaying a naked pillow.

[@orngjce223]

I love this idea.

[@cheyenneoliver5184]

5 minutes in and Tortellini is hellbent on bankrupting Eric

[@ValueNetwork]

I’m so happy that the fish bought a actually cool Lego set at a Ok price. Because imagine if he clicked on a thousand dollar Star Wars set or a random bag of bricks.

[@muhammedomesh1764]

the fish even looked at the reviews

[@Flareguy]

That set is about 7 cents a piece great set choice

[@user-sq7ht4il5s]

Now give him a raise, he deserves it 😂

[@farbencut]

Fun Fact: The expensive Yugioh card he bought went down in value earlier this month! A lot! (You can easily find one for 5-10$ now) So he won’t even profit from it if he were to ever sell it.

[@duif10]

Bro took phishing to a whole nother level💀

[@SM1RKS_Edits]

Tortellini new what he was doing💀.

[@Charliethecryptid]

This fish is better off financially then i am

[@DetectiveWolfieYT]

I bet Prada never thought their wallet would be bought by a goldfish and duck taped to a streamer's wall. 🤑

[@basementdwellercosplay]

He keeps buying a car on Ebay so he can drive around the house and play irl Elden Rings with your ankles

[@thefirstcurse3123]

The donation was the right thing to do. I respect that a lot. Great video!

[@heath6802]

Can someone make art of Crow in all the stuff Tortellini bought? The handbag with the loafers and socks, a shirt designed like that one, pants like the bedsheets? Honestly? Probably would look fire

[@plaguedoctorate3174]

As someone who's been poor all her life with severe money anxiety, this video practically shot me between the eyes😅

[@LupaLazuli]

That’s our fish! Only the best of tastes. A truly refined palate

[@15bluemangos71]

Unironically that first thing is one of the things my car needs, and yes it's the right model

[@Techmej]

alternate title: a goldfish is given more money than the cost of most people's first cars

[@Kidskull7]

This was a really fun stream😂 so glad I caught this live.

[@theharolddogeandfishhappygma]

pointcrow never fails to snuggle my buggles and turn my skin out the wrong way :)

[@artemisthehunter8360]

AYOOO

[@sdani.]

what

[@minkusaurus]

this isn't the JimmyHere comment section, don't

[@hallootjest5142]

Eric literally HOW!?? this idea is so cool! keep it up man!

[@Home_Rowed]

1:57 a modern art masterpiece that I’m sure someone will buy for $120K. (Just a car part duct-taped to a wall)

[@limitless1304]

Bro your videos are literally the bomb

[@tateallen9972]

Mom: We have Frederick at home Frederick at home:

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

what

[@Nightstormshadow1]

Been waiting for this video!!

[@benparisi3660]

11:45 the zoom in on the wheel to the zoom out with Crow already hands over his eyes is the best edit 😂😂 great work editor(s) 👍

[@feraligamerm2775]

bruh buy tortelleni a good tank *I lov yur stuff and wish both of yall a good time

[@starshime]

I'm just imagining what the FBI agent is thinking about these purchases

[@lilboitails]

I’ve been watching you since you first came to KZbin and I just wanna say you’re amazing!🎉 your the best streamer I’ve ever watched and tortellini is so chill.

[@GameBlock_]

It’s so cool to see sime’s editing style on one of your videos! He did a great job on this one and I can’t wait to see the other projects he works on for you!

[@SimeTV]

you are so real for this. much love gameblock

[@QueenAria00113]

This stream was so funny lmao

[@Black-X-sw1vj]

Love this dude❤

[@somerandombruh7240]

respect dude, this is the funniest video i watched this entire week, and its sunday

[@ginger_Lizzy]

he jinxed it so bad with the card, holy tortellini

[@agr0nianTV]

Please do more videos with Tortellini this and the Elden Ring vid were absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@corvicore6813]

love your videos man :)

[@TryingSoft]

Tortellini had all planned to make your bank account suffer💀

[@AymannnE]

Pointcrow in 2060: My gold fish gave me a heart transplant!

[@Tobi-hq3xe]

Now I wanna see Tortellini play Yu-Gi-Oh

[@LxquidVFX]

We need more content!

[@Pacefulton]

I bet you didn’t expect a reply 😊😊

[@BENch_Gaming44444]

I love how he's like a kid on Christmas showing us his Lego sets!

[@serotonin_rotz]

“STOP BUYING VEHICLES TORTELLINI” i am not even a minute into this video and it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen holy shit

[@happyhafer1403]

i'm honestly surprised how you get these kinds of ideas all the time. and you actually went through and bought the things too!👍 the next time you let your goldfish buy stuff, maybe add a lot of zoo-themed shops, so that he can buy decorations for himself.😅😁

[@ramenXD]

I could learn a thing or two from money management from this guy.

[@mariewerner3613]

That stream was awesome, I laughed the whole evening. Thanks for making it into a video on the main channel, so I can laugh again :D

[@Flix512]

I can't believe Tortellini nearly bought the lego butthole tiger.

[@Tortellini-PCrowsFish-ny7cx]

I have no regrets

[@madness1231]

I want Tortellini to give stock advice next tbh

[@Global_Toast]

The jinx at the end, incredible (for Tortellini).

[@gengarzilla1685]

Tortellini pogging out on this video's thumbnail is one of the better things I've seen this year.

[@tobiaseriksson6965]

Eric please come back, It’s been 2 months

[@DergonTails]

i saw this live, it was so funny XD

[@crimsonstormsurge]

This is an amazing video I never knew I needed

[@mariangutierrez2129]

I was watching this vod a second ago man. What a journey.

[@hundredLeech]

It's almost as if PointCrow's wallet is still with us 💔

[@EvilMastermindOfDoom]

This stream gave me anxiety, so I think I much prefer the edited version. And the editing is phenomenal, ngl. The sock animation had me screaming

[@David-hb3gu]

Man really great thing u did donating the second bag noice man

[@Robman92]

What a unique and fun video concept. More of this! More stuff controlled by your fish 🙌

[@sunjeetdosanj7505]

What happened you haven’t uploaded for 2months

[@ajaymorehouse297]

Dear Pointcrow I wanted to take a moment to express my admiration for you and your incredible videos. I've been a dedicated viewer for quite some time now, and I must say, you are truly one of the best KZbinrs out there. Your content never fails to captivate me, and I love how you go the extra mile to entertain and help others. Your dedication and effort in creating such amazing videos is truly commendable. You have a unique ability to bring joy to people's lives and make a positive impact. We need more individuals like you who use their platform to uplift others. Thank you for being an inspiration and for all the incredible work you do. You are, without a doubt, the best KZbinr ever in my eyes. Keep up the fantastic work, and know that you have a massive fan and supporter here. Sending you my heartfelt appreciation and best wishes. With admiration, Me

[@MumboJ]

Ok the little mini bag in the tank is adorable, but I maintain that all of Torti's stuff should go in the tank. Especially the Lego, the Bag, and the Wallet. Possibly also the piping, if it's safe.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I hope this is more just than just a highlight. But if it is, I'll be happy to watch this again and look forward to you reviewing the items tortellini bought for you.

[@user-vf2gm7dc5t]

If i had a nickel for every time a youtuber used a fish to use money in some way i would have way too many nickels

[@OrangesLmao]

I prefer Frederick.

[@Monmon_255]

Can we get a shirt with tortellini wearing his new purse? 😂 the trap card activation was iconic....

[@ConnorUbetcha]

Tortellini is the fish your girl tells you not to worry about

[@Funnyman19653]

Ah yes, 2 months no vid

[@eth43c89]

yoooo! I caught this in one minute! Love your videos man!

[@eth43c89]

i was 81st view

[@aceylax]

Love that you donated the money for the second bag! Great video :)

[@nickilew22]

tortellini's very own balenciaga bag is precious

[@firelasercat]

hi crow, feeling sick today and I was laughing within a minute of the video. Thanks to tortellini, (and maybe you, dunno) im already feeling better. Thanks for all the content you make!

[@LAG00N]

Bless you Eric

[@codfish3969]

I was watching the 3hr stream for the first time when this came out. Gl with the decorations crow

[@user-kn1lv5zb7j]

The end was the biggest W ever love this guy🤣🤣❤