I made cupcakes, but the recipe was translated 70 times

I took a random recipe for cupcakes from the internet, translated it 70 times, and then translated back to English. and then I prepared it. The results are....amazing?
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[@PointCrow]

shoutouts to @foodbeast for letting me destroy their kitchen and @jarvis for allowing me to scar him for life

[@derpy_d3rp]

Second

[@Brainrot.com_]

Wait

[@jeffyreigns6312]

Wow

[@sphysi]

yo

[@Brainrot.com_]

Your going to fast

[@flatrising9212]

nothing is as terrifying as the step that just ends in "don't forget."

[@abelbaby5]

Here before this blows up

[@BertiToons]

It possesses the feeling of doom. A step that makes you feel the same fear as when your brain, like spaghetti out an open window, forgets how to smart during a crucial moment.

[@ienjoyoranges]

The background noise dissapeadd too ans studff

[@frostplays155]

• Don't forget.

[@nemuikira]

Don’t forget.

[@jarvis]

i still hear the voice of god

[@jacobjenkins7362]

You were hilarious in the stream! I liked watching you be repulsed!

[@____eve]

how lovely

[@eshaantubegaming5811]

Fantastic

[@daddyandmefishingchannel8145]

google

[@anakullanc6520]

Nobody replying to my man blud 😭😭😭

[@johnsmith-nj1kf]

I love how “don’t forget” was its own step.

[@olikasq]

Yes

[@dashingclasher]

he forgor 💀

[@johnsmith-nj1kf]

@@dashingclasher forgor 💀

[@Icecreamsandwitch]

@@johnsmith-nj1kfRememr 🙂

[@sullzvoo]

I forgor :D

[@justanothergamer64]

Next time you do this, you should make the regular instructions in a normal/angelic voice, while the translated one should be all dark and demonic. Or if you can get him in there, get DougDoug to be the translated voice, and make him yell it out in the deep voice

[@Zillionman2010]

We need the discussion bot to yell the instructions.

[@justanothergamer64]

@@Zillionman2010 that is exactly what I was thinking lol

[@sebastianberrio1858]

DERMATOCHALASIS IS A MEDICAL CONDITION DEFINED AS AN EXCESS OF SKIN IN THE UPPER OR LOWER EYELID ALSO KNOWN AS BAGGY EYES BEGIN DISCUSSION

[@toastghost4320]

BEGIN DISCUSSION

[@screwyourhandle]

Yeah, I think you'd wanna go for "normal" over "angelic", because those are two very different things, and I'm pretty sure angelic and demonic voices would be equally terrifying

[@MCisAwesome95]

Can't wait for Eric to publish his official cookbook, that cupcake looked delicious and totally most definitely safe to eat

[@CraftingCat_IX]

Tasty flowers with sprite and leather. I’m in

[@iangonzalez1937]

Yeah they look so yummy

[@Suburito]

@@CraftingCat_IX there was no leather. Just a little hint of wallet

[@AgentSilv]

​@@CraftingCat_IX a vegan cupcake option! How thoughtful of him

[@Marshl]

Very human design :)

[@sophiakoelsch8836]

Quotes that fit baking cupcakes and solving problems in my chemistry lecture: - “USE YOUR BRAIN” - “Kelvin it is” - “NOOOOO” - “Give me a second I need to think” - *sees redox question* “sorry I was just cowering a little bit for unrelated reasons” - *to my teacher that despises me* “I know you’re pissed off that I’m doing a good job” - “I’m just having a hard time understanding how that’s gonna turn into anything” - “d o n ‘ t f o r g e t” (what am I forgetting? I don’t understand …) - *tries to math* “I feel like I need to-” *immediate regret* - “WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT WAS I DOING THIS ENTIRE TIME?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND!” - “I have forgotten something incredibly important” - *unconvincingly* “that is the sound of joy” - “How am I supposed to divide this?” - “This is a very technique skill based, sort of, um, maneuver” *does addition wrong* - The exasperated “ok a y”

[@travishudson9796]

🤣🤣

[@PhngluiMglwnafh]

what's funny is that 350 kelvin is not actually that hot. It's like bit over the minimum temperature for cooking chicken

[@lunar_lavender8408]

real

[@dreemurrdelm7865]

"does addition wrong" how have you managed to fail so disappointingly in such an entertaining fashion?~

[@thegamersclub9326]

​@@PhngluiMglwnafhI thought 350 Kelvin was like -20-ish Celsius, or was that 250?

[@coreymartin9630]

Eric's commitment to the bit is commendable, I don't think I could bring myself to commit some of those atrocities

[@dograttargod]

The Alamo?

[@cbgirl1220]

The flowers broke my soul

[@conic2721]

he threw in actual fucking vanilla. actual vanilla is really expensive

[@tankofish937]

Seeing “the Alamo” slowly pan onto screen made me laugh harder than I ever have at a KZbin video

[@Hank.Will.I.Ams.]

*Don't forget*

[@ZIMOU2014]

Don't forget

[@kimmorris9664]

Same😂

[@TheDuzx]

I'm so happy to see Jarvis' dreams come true. He is finally part of the content he would normally react to.

[@dontwanna_beD2]

don't wanna be that person, but... 1.2k likes and no comments??

[@TheDuzx]

@@dontwanna_beD2 Nice!

[@lemonke5341]

@@dontwanna_beD2🤦‍♂️

[@picklenik9658]

I live that Jarvis is the connective fibre between so many KZbinrs and content areas of KZbin. Like he obviously connects this area of the Pointcrow, is great friends with Stanz/ the Ludwig crew, then you also have his involvement with the commentary genre with Jordan Adika, Chadchad and Nickisnotgreen in one pocket and like Kurtis Conner, Drew and Danny in another. This man’s can collaborate with like half of KZbin and it’ll make sense/be entertaining. Jarvis is everywhere and Im here for it.

[@MintReviewsMedia]

Jarvis is the Bill Clinton kid of KZbin

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

Gotta love Jarvis

[@kingsofwrestlingpicfed]

Fr. I've been a fan of Danny Drew and Kurtis for a long time, seeing Jarvis occasionally. I'm also a fan of hivemind, where they collab with Nickisnotgreen a lot so I became a fan of his and saw Jarvis there too. Then having rhett on his podcast. So I became a fan of Jarvis just alone because of all of his collabs which is just beautiful. And now I'm discovering more KZbinrs thru videos like this one where he just appears

[@Sica_Lee]

Whoever in chat said "Eric has real dough in his wallet" needs to be sacrificed to the Recipe God.

[@nim_r0d]

7:43 I love how at this point for Eric the flowers are the most edible looking part of his concoction

[@v-girl5393]

Trueeeee

[@Fveal]

sata andagi

[@RuyVuusen]

Now we need "Don't Forget" and "Wallet in a Cupcake" merch!

[@XbowExpo4608]

Yes

[@PigeonLivered_Ratbag]

Yes

[@pancake2006]

YESSSS

[@DJCheese77]

Don't Forget merch would confuse DeltaRune fans tho Edit: 'I can definitely taste that wallet' would make funnier merch than 'wallet in a cupcake'

[@winter99999]

I've never heard someone describe butter as "al dente" before 🤣

[@akkdayam]

“You know the recipe is good when it has *residue* ” had me dead lmao

[@smolpeepee245]

Pointcrow absolutely obliterating food has to be my favourite genre ngl

[@cryptidiot8409]

Gordon Ramsay would actually disintegrate if Pointcrow came within ten metres of him

[@catomax26jeev]

Now i need pizza but google translated BOY I WANT TO HAVE A BLEACH AND DOUGH PIZZA TOPPED WITH DRY

[@sabrelion8426]

I love how he casually loses the wallet in the “batter”

[@eclipse2257]

It is a very good batter what are you talking about?

[@ZIMOU2014]

​@@eclipse2257fr the batter is awesome

[@mjlnirswrath9782]

I would love to see him try to bake cupcakes at 350°K.

[@lefterismplanas4977]

That basically 76 Celcious or 170 Fahrenheit

[@maynolia]

As a baker this video was pure pain to watch, I wanted to rip off my skin the whole time watching it. Great video! Keep it up!

[@Bunny-kt6it]

6:48 the ides of a recipe just saying ominously “-Don’t forget” is so funny

[@louieronay536]

Crow's videos have increased in quality so much, one of the most entertaining series on this platform.

[@vestin6696]

He did say that the money he got in the subathon would go to making better content and so far he is delivering

[@gianssss]

YES

[@TripleGia]

Cannot imagine what the flamethrower burnt bread, flower, and raw egg monstrosity smelled like in that room.

[@emilyofjane]

I love how not only does he follow the translated recipe to a T, he also goes full-on Amelia Bedelia with the instructions

[@zoruasgang740]

I completely forgot about the wallet until Elie came in, so in a sense, I both lost the wallet and then I forgot. I would have been very bad at this

[@sarang-archer]

Au contraire, the recipe states you might lose the wallet! You’re following the recipe as planned 👍

[@samuelfaiman1387]

Jarvis's expression from 11:40 through that segment was a whole mood

[@DatNinjaCow03]

The stacking and subsequent collapse of cake pans in the beginning was such a display of hubris it reminds me of the tower of babel

[@maryam.m]

I thought "don't forget" would naturally be followed up with "to like and subscribe" but the direction the editors went with was *chef's kiss* 👌

[@susana311071]

8:11 pointcrow missed de opertunity to say something like "hmm dont forget... YEAH DONT FORGET TO SUBCRIBE" or something... ya know? subcribe is a very important item in good food

[@StattStatt]

16:45 Nothing more wholesome than two bros rubbing their fingers with sticky white stuff on then together and then sticking it in their mouths

[@Pickle6273]

8:39 he forgor 💀

[@Dreamheart101]

10:26 I can't-

[@destructivegaming1107]

Weird time to post, but it's still one of the funniest videos on the platform. I never get tired of watching this quality work

[@Llucle]

For me it's a normal time

[@dishwasherh]

Bro you commented when the video came out

[@nemuikira]

fr im only up at this time because i woke up early after sleeping early

[@WohaoG]

For me(I know i'm late) it came out at 13:45

[@ZeroFusion28]

Time zones.

[@inguszemene1098]

12:27 *forgets to subscribe* OH NO

[@vioxel]

Technically eric never made a cupcake, he made a frosted plate

[@beastmode9988]

As someone who translates and cooks I confirm this is what happens everytime

[@Magmentorwastaken]

11:27 Truly the most American part of this video

[@BryAlrighty]

Google translated multiple times: Like video much, subscription arrives for you on the day of this day. It makes myself joyous and pants the future.

[@ryniepan3038]

My mind immediately went “did he seriously forget the Alamo?” And then the comedic timing was just perfect

[@ariella0627]

3:29 I appreciate the overcooked theme

[@axuwu6939]

Overcooked music and Twilight Princess music! The music choices were impeccable

[@SolomonUcko]

5:39 HowToBasic moment

[@Furyisdead46]

Fr

[@ZachPowers]

8:08 absolutely took me out… my man’s forgor 😔

[@medium0sizedALT]

you know it's gonna be a good cupcake when you have to get on a ladder to stack your two dozen cake pans in the first 3 minutes

[@stormRed]

Jarvis' laugh is something that needs to be protected at all costs.

[@stellafanders]

4:00 v a n i l l a e x t r a c t

[@FoxDog1080]

3:43 "While beating" _*snickers *_

[@ckfriends3252]

9:45 no no it was only bad because that’s the butter MIXER ! You USE the butter mixer! You don’t leave it in! No wonder he was disgusted! He realized his mistake when it was too late.

[@RooftopRose079]

I thought the fire thing would have been him yelling and giving the mixture a pink slip. “You’re Fired!”

[@hijynx_]

Adding Jarvis was a great idea, I really needed someone to react to this nonsense while it is happening lmao

[@chocobear4078]

I wonder what his reaction to the wagyu would have been

[@frozengrapesxx]

Please continue making cooking videos, they’re the sunshine in my life

[@danjbundrick]

The international one didn't get a fair shake because he didn't follow the recipe. He forgot.

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

Every single one of these translated recipe videos is even better than the last one, I have no idea how PointCrow keeps improving at this but I am 100% here for it

[@theodorequakins2636]

Its so weird to see Jarvis in such a huge variety of other channels, it makes him feel like some sort of transdimensional being of yt

[@alexa.127]

he’s everywhere

[@TheBlueberryymuffin]

This is the first time ive ever seen him before lol

[@SinnohJohtoKanto]

I love when Jarvis just casually flicks the flower across the kitchen at Crowseph😂

[@pixelzebra8440]

The way he just casually threw the wallet and everyone just ignored it he didn’t even stop his sentence or even look at it-

[@mask_vids9834]

I feel like pointcrow just cooks like this without something being Google translated. Just.. making half raw food with egg shells in it.

[@lightlytoasted_652]

The recurring “don’t forget” had me cracking up. 😂

[@INFINITY-ky1qd]

14:16 dude who said irl dubious food has me dieing rn

[@scepticgd]

Mom, can we have cupcakes? No, we have cupcakes at home. Cupcakes at home:

[@ZNEO3NZ]

4:32 where did the garlic come from!?

[@wyattauge330]

11:52 This definitely seems safe to do

[@CGammer5680]

1:03 Crow: 350 degrees. Do we do Celsius? Foodbeast: What do you think?! USE YOUR BRAIN! Crow: Kelvin it is Had me laughing so hard For those who don't know, 0 Kelvin is absolute zero, where atoms stop moving and it can't possibly get any colder. Idk how to translate Kelvin to Farinheit or Celsius for that matter, but 350 is really cold. If it's way to hot, make it way too cold. 👍 Problem solved!

[@CGammer5680]

I MEANT JARVIS

[@osneket5713]

For reference: 350 kelvin is like 80 Celsius or 175 Fahrenheit Definitely not cake temperature!

[@oliverfulayter5515]

Jarvis looking wilding emotional during every scene was amazing. Just absolutely phenomenal.

[@HerrSchlange]

11:54 "wow, wow, that looks like cupcakes! Wow!" This whole scene is giving the Joxter, expecially with fan interpretations

[@onettresident]

Certified pointcrow cooking moment 👍

[@thomasrobinson8884]

The don’t forget bit was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@nobodyatall7314]

I've seen you come a long way, you are a very skilled entertainer and youtuber, I usually hate cooking videos on youtube but I really enjoyed this one.

[@Flightkitten]

It would be hilarious if someone was walking down the street, saw PointCrow's concoction, and just began screaming in terror

[@Meraidd]

love and hate is really a 50/50 game isn't it, I cheered as much as I cried 🙂

[@bammanx]

I love cooking with pointcrow, even through i am hospitalized a week every time.

[@CGammer5680]

10:19 Missed opportunity for a ridge wallet sponsorship segment

[@elio6630]

It's funny that for me, not English native speaker, this recipe sounds legit and I understood almost everything 😂

[@Neithan_Hirsch]

Never expected you guys to collab but now that its here I love it.

[@rubber_man647]

gordon ramsey would be proud of these cupcakes.

[@eleanorbrown973]

I lov ethat Jarvis is just running his own cooking show while Eric is just dyin gfrom laughter the whole time

[@percyjacksonandtheolympian8727]

This reminds me of those assignments your English teacher makes you to do so you can be specific and clear about your instructions

[@pikabites1583]

This is a collab I would have never seen coming, but I’m so happy it exists.

[@TheMiningMeteor]

“Fire with white bread” Ok! *loads magazine into loaf*

[@wiithxrd-.Flcwxr3]

the translation version is me making the cure for cancer in my moms bathroom as a kid 💀💀💅🏻

[@agoogleuser2507]

They should make an animated story out of this

[@pedroherrera5864]

Thumbnail: *normal cupcake with fucked up frosting* reality: *fucked up cupcake with regular frosting*

[@thewolfstu]

2:56 Hm, it seeds you misunderstand the cooking terminology "throw" lol

[@Iera_Thaumaturgy]

I love both of them so much, lovely video once again, I really had fun watching it!

[@somebody_somewhere]

I definitely love the concept of just. Any channel regardless of content being sentenced to a cooking stream of some sort

[@ricops_hicops2088]

I never know what to think going into these food videos especially when the thumbnails don't even look like food.

[@MelonMangler]

You should do a cooking challenge where every step alternates between the real step and the translated one. Like One person can do a correct step and the other person does the wonky steo, and then switch every turn, still working on the same dish throughout.

[@vilja6809]

for some reason i thought this was going to be 70 cupcakes and little by little you could see the cupcake getting weirder, i would love to see that

[@olisa_hehe]

Ok, this is actually an amazing video, there is a lot of effort and resources put into it. Keep up the great work!!

[@antisocial_youtuber]

The best series has returned when we needed it the most

[@shadow2263]

Imagine if the translated version was in literally any food show.

[@redstonemechanic]

The voice made me laugh so hard I hadn't had a good laugh in a while thank you

[@oscarpacheco7061]

9:40 I did lose it like 5 minutes ago, I’m currently looking for it cuz I am going on vacation in two days

[@zariasafonova7220]

I was laughing out loud during the entire "Don't forget" bit XD

[@liaxvinylz]

‘and MUM. I. WAS. A . GOOD. SON.’ “im sorry what was that last part?”

[@ThatOneScreenSaver]

11:46 the face of pur joy🤣

[@blubery9190]

I was dying when he started beating the pan

[@whynotll83]

I never knew they changed the sprite bottles to be clear, it felt illegal looking at it.

[@allie_fnaf]

It did 😭

[@ZIMOU2014]

it is illegal

[@BlueberryDragon13]

What color were they before? I’m 25 and have only seen clear sprite bottles ever.

[@allie_fnaf]

they were green before lol@@BlueberryDragon13

[@BlueberryDragon13]

@@allie_fnaf I just did some research. In my country, they have been clear since 2003 to make recycling easier, but in the USA they changed the color last year. I never thought they would use different bottles in different countries, but it makes sense. Learning something new every day.

[@marklonergan3898]

"don't forget". When i saw the build-up and the green screen, I really thought that was a hook to follow-up with "to like, comment and subscribe".

[@madelinerei9072]

I love how this whole video has just a tinge of mourning for that beautiful kitchen he's absolutely desecrating

[@zifir4803]

3:14 WRONG SODA