I Google Translated Baldur's Gate 100 Times

[@jhinx9384]

When your character doesn't speak common language.

[@cloudyskies2]

The experience of the average grung in an adventuring party

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

Amazing idea for a character-

[@MARUSHI-YT]

​@@Crackheadcentral2188 the idea of the leader of the group, essentially the face and the one who glues the troupe together, not being able to speak is hilarious. maybe they come from an unknown land with its own language and culture, or their speech is cursed in some form. i imagine they have at least one companion to translate for them

[@unity3169]

Tsukimishi

[@sanicmclain]

I love that any time someone rolls a 1 on an attack the game DEMANDS that everyone criticizes them

[@negljbreakergaming]

"hug that person" is gonna be my verbal component for hold person when playing d&d from now on

[@leviHeichou]

I love that Astarion and Shadowheart both have names that are still recognizable and Gale is named Explosion at first and after you learn his actual name, it changes to "at the end". Like damn xD.

[@pogonius5697]

I love that you just get "STUPID". See it from a roleplay perspective and your enemies just received an unhealthy amount of brain damage but just for a few seconds

[@IndependentObserver]

Ok, but honestly "Heavy Brain Twist" sounds like some 9th lvl 'war-crime' type spell

[@nightynightlayla374]

8:56 “I would like to give you a card and wish you a happy funeral.” Lol

[@kuno9296]

Uh… thank you?

[@lucasrob98]

We eagerly await year after year curvy queen to defend the waves Amen

[@icaroadriel7970]

now that's a religion worth praying for

[@rjai5003]

Maybe Zevlor said something rude about your tie and your character got mad

[@jinxtheunluckypony]

You had to put on your ass kicking tie before attacking Zevlor.

[@_burningshadow_8010]

8:15 Makes complete sense as well. It's just like how you use "Lame" in English. Someone who is incapable of speaking is "Silenced" in Dutch for example the word for being Silenced or Mute is "Stom" However "Stom" is also "Stupid" just like how "Lame" is used for someone who cannot move or cannot move well but also used as a negative expression.

[@dalledb5014]

I noticed something like this as well! "1D12 marriage damage" could be because of the swedish word "Gift" which both mean marriage and poison.

[@_burningshadow_8010]

@@dalledb5014 Cool seems likely then, 😂 Lmao that's even worse than like the spanish equivalent where the word for Marriage means both Marriage and like "being in chains" or something like that. But at least that makes "some" sense I sure hope the etymology for the Swedish 2 words aren't related cuz damn. Marriage = Poison is kind of Crazy 🤣. I mean Dutch has plenty in common with Scandinavian language to where I can sort of understand them especially many common or "old/mythology" words (Oorlog, Donder, Bliksem) some of which even Dutch kept whereas Swedish and Norwegian "replaced" (obviously unlike English they didn't straight up replace them but another word simply became more common) them with different words. (Dutch changed very little throughout history with the many disadvantages and advantages that that brings.) but never heard of this one before gonna guess it's just like "give" (to give someone away in mariage and perhaps poison was also "given" by something I dunno) but that's crazy coincidence still.

[@kabla7472]

​@@_burningshadow_8010 You are exactly right - gift comes from "given", as in you giving someone away to be married and giving someone poison! Nice one, I looked it up in Danish to double check. And as for silence becoming stupid, that could happen just in English, silent -> dumb -> stupid

[@_burningshadow_8010]

@@kabla7472 Yes I mean I don't doubt it used to be the same in english especially in old English before they "ruined/broke" the entire language into a nonsensical inconsistent mess but it's not used like that in modern English anymore at least not much as far as I'm aware. Like you don't call someone "dumb" instead of "mute" whereas in Dutch you "sort of" do to be clear a more accurate translation of Dumb = Dom (Stupid) yet "Stom" doesn't usually mean "unintelligent" although it can, but often it's more like "that sucks" "Dat is stom" And when you refer to someone as "Stom" they are either actually a Mute or it's more meant like "Mean" or sometimes Idiotic/Moronic. Whereas "Dom" always concerns (lack of) intelligence. But yes the way Dumb can still be used like that is defenitly the Equivelant of stom/verstomd But it's just like a word like "Trek" they still have the word but 90% of the time they'll use "Trac" or "Pull" instead.

[@andrewbattleship2420]

@@_burningshadow_8010Russian one is pretty bad too, since marriage and defective product are the same word

[@rubyrootless7324]

i love how confused you were at the "power of the carrot" book. Because that's actually how the story goes. just a turnip, not a carrot. lol. balduran can choose a reward for something and he says that all he wants is a damn good turnip and it's phrased like a teaching moment. hilarious in the base game, too

[@naivety]

Okay but are all the women fat or?

[@ten5h1]

“If I said you had a beautiful body … would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected!”

[@DukeSplit]

The artifact 's descriptuion being "He is tied up" makes a surprising amount of sense once you know wht it's deal is, good job Google Translate!

[@fannitoth5748]

idk if my humor is broken but this is the funniest shit i see this month

[@AghiTron]

The tadpole really scrambled your senses, huh?

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

Sometimes it's surprising how well the play works and sometimes it's surprising how well it keeps the ball rolling.

[@JoaoVictor-hz4rm]

Imagine playing like that with Durge

[@Bassgangvt]

knock knock knockin on baldurs door

[@bungerimpact]

I'm so glad this popped up in my recommended I keep rewinding every couple of seconds to get every detail of this it's absolutely glorious I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

[@amytang2483]

so that's what people mean by meaning lost by translation

[@variantvirtue]

Commenting to boost this cos this is fricking amazing! I kept giggling like a schoolgirl the whole video 😂

[@naivety]

if enough people do that I might have to come back to it with a few more friends

[@Nelunda]

I love this so much! A shame that the meeting Astarion scene got cut. Ill download this mod for sure, seems like so much fun!

[@naivety]

The VOD that's on this channel has it, but surprisingly I didn't get the scene where he's on top of you in this playthrough even tho I've always gotten it before

[@Nelunda]

@@naivety Maybe you passed the perception check then 😁

[@naivety]

I guess so I have gotten that scene in over 5 playthroughs so was super surprised. I'm doing a randomizer on stream these days and astarion did get that cutscene and he's getting featured more in general so he should be in the next vid!

[@Nelunda]

@@naivety Oh cool! I’ll come watch the stream some day if I have the time 😁

[@ChiefyZX]

Dang, I wish the mod wasn't hidden, would've loved doing this.

[@chegorach1779]

Use this mod as The Dark Urge for accurate brain damage gameplay

[@joshuahendershot196]

7:39 That would be Invoke Duplicity from Shadowheart's Subclass, the Trickery Domain

[@realdragon]

It always amazes my that google is able to translate numbers - something that shouldn't be able to interpret different way - to completely different numbres

[@milat9287]

Shadow should be immune to stupid tho. I don't think it's possible to get much worse than it already is xD

[@lonelybananana6356]

7:41 i can't believe you dont know every single spell and attack in the game smh

[@lonelybananana6356]

jokes aside this video was hilarious

[@naivety]

I'm gonna learn them from my modded playthroughs (except I'll learn them all wrong)

[@lonelybananana6356]

​@naivety you're gonna be trying to play a serious run one day and say something like "ill use skate shoes on the guy i used 'hug that person' on"

[@marcus.vvv1]

this whole concept is funnier than i thought it to be 😭

[@pearl7737]

This is brilliant I need more

[@alexislepinvidic7776]

"that's not a tie" well is is indeed "not exercizing enough" well i mean you're a gamer aren't you ? my follow seems to be fruitful i"m seeing some nice content you're so freaking funny man

[@starcrysis23]

The spell is invoke duplicity

[@josefinarivia]

Poison being called marriage makes so much sense to me as a swede. In swedish poison is "gift" and being married is also "gift".

[@Silver_Paladin]

This was great, my favourite was the zone of stupid and the fact one of the backgrounds can simply be fraud lol, and some of the spell names were great I think maybe for the narration it would be good to have a visual distinction when it's stream audio vs narration like maybe screen blur or cut to/add into frame a facecam of the narration? Just some ideas to make it a little less jarring

[@Reihmoto]

this is peak

[@Schokofondue]

I hope the next step is for someone to make a mod that makes the answers true again, meaning you actually start wearing a tie etc. :D

[@charliethekobold516]

my head cannon is that your charater has brain damage from the tadpole

[@theorixlux]

Intelligence 4

[@draconefox]

This is fucking funny I hope there’s more parts coming

[@naivety]

There is! Currently doing a randomizer challenge with this mod on live on this channel on weekdays!

[@bubblewrap42]

i actually have tears in my eyes

[@Roxy_FoxyTTV]

Omg I haven't laughed this much in a while. Thank you for this video. I hope you make more! This really cheered me up.

[@chosenuwu]

I always wear my tie like this when I go to a job interview

[@zeny5159]

My God. I laughed so much during this video. This translations were really good

[@spenshaa]

This is hilarious, I cried laughing

[@k-daydream1125]

I just had an idea, I think I can do this sort of thing for me, just change the language also.

[@lema0925]

There is an alternate universe where people speak like this and it is normal

[@christianreyes2177]

Kudos for the experiment!

[@yabiyabi]

Where can I buy this version of the game

[@bingonight1504]

Damn, failed the game check

[@user-sp8sw7vt5k]

Oh you know exactly why Sazza got renamed to Fill It Up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MARUSHI-YT]

i'm wheezing dude, i had to pause the video 😂

[@alejandroenriquegomeztorre1404]

Good stuff dude

[@Labratsss]

Beldurs

[@GeekandGlory]

Reminds me of a bad Chinese translation.

[@JesusJimenez-ee9mu]

Good memories!

[@michaelsc78]

haha This looks so MUCH FUN!

[@jaeckex6214]

It'd be even funnier if they replaced the voice clips with AI generated ones

[@MaotuanziMaotuanzi]

Baldur's Gate 3 in gibberish😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LtVadim]

Pff... Just always pick "Option 1" in dialogues and do the top doable choice in the rolls. You'll end up being a generic goodguy with tonns of gold, XP... and horse powers))

[@naivety]

but then there's no riiiisk, I gotta roleplay the characteeeer

[@Kinger_of_the_circus]

This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Itherei]

the editing doesnt let me read the dialogue, it cuts too fast

[@Auriel_1337]

I will never understand why everyone kills Us. Does no one know he is an ally and pretty useful in fights? (talking about act 2-3) :(

[@SLMFKRZ]

The voiceover/narration thing you did at like 13:20 threw me tf off, maybe like have the screen fade out of focus or something so it's more obvious

[@locktock9]

you says Baldur's gate weirdly haha. even the NPCs in-game do not say it like that. its Bawlders gate, not bahllders gate, trust me, im from the country DnD is written in haha

[@sunbleachedangel]

didn't even get the TTS elements, 0/10

[@naivety]

they didn't exist yet LMAO

[@sunbleachedangel]

@@naivety excuses excuses