"I Got A Job As A Security Guard At A Remote Mall, I Found A Strange List Of Rules" Creepypasta

[@wolfdiabolique]

"If I had to die tonight, I would die sleeping." Never have I empathized with a character so much.

[@ChristianGibbons777]

Yet, he some how wakes up in the security room, after falling asleep in one of the stores on the floor as shadowey figures approach his sleepy body! Does sleeping somehow teleports your body back to the security room??? Also, the paranormal people who, hired him, must’ve came to put him in the ambulance 🚑 after jumping off of the roof!...

[@rileyhooper7911]

In the words of my father “I hope to die like my grandpa....in his sleep. Not like his passengers....screaming their heads off.”

[@Caseohbig69]

@@rileyhooper7911 oh.......

[@razrtitanium5828]

Ayo I got you with that 500th like my guy, can’t leave you hanging

[@FataIend]

@@ChristianGibbons777 five nights at freddys

[@nothingtosee8019]

"I out-pizza'd the Hut, what happened next scarred me for life"

[@warwolfmolotov4872]

You wouldn't have a life to be scarred ;)

[@loomingdeath1758]

dont tell me they went mad on your delivery....OH GOD NOT THE FUCKING BILL....

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

My story would be I went to taco bell, and they messed up my order.

[@loomingdeath1758]

@@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub I drove to Taco Bell one night, THE ORDER WAS MESSED UP....MY HUNGER GREW.....

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@@loomingdeath1758 so i saw tyler’s abortion clinic and licked my lips.

[@angelsweeping2007]

My IKEA chair came with a strange set of rules that are too hard to follow

[@noizeaous7267]

Put A in B, but there is no B in the box, just 2 Cs and they are not the same... that, and the instructions look like they have been translated from Sweedish to Japanese, then to Russian and then to English.

[@arandomstranger746]

And if it has a face on the chair burn it :)

[@noizeaous7267]

@@arandomstranger746 in an appartment I lived in with a former roommate, his closet door had a demoniac face drawn in the wood grain! And this place felt creepy and we had alot of arguments...

[@t3s9]

Underrated comment lol

[@hekmatyar4476]

Wait.... how did you get that.... also..... did you get out of 3008?

[@StormiHere]

I've gotta say that I have grown to adore the "set of rules" stories although you can predict the premise of each. The person in question finds a set of rules that make no sense and then they break a rule, find out what happens and then try to follow them and yet manage to break every single one Edit: and somehow they keep finding a new way to spin it and I end up falling in love with the trope all over again.

[@Yo_Vonny]

And everytime the company wants to hire them permanently after they survive

[@nova.986]

Its because the “Rules” stories are all different yet the same... You know there will be bad scenarios but the scenarios are all different. The “Rules” stories are essentially story versions of The Twilight Zone... Can you agree?

[@miapark5321]

Well there is the Cinema Usher story where the Main character is actually smart and follows the rules to a t

[@takodachi792]

@@miapark5321 ye that one was good

[@cr33pl0rd9]

have you happened to read/listen to one called i got a job to write strange rules now my job has strange rules?

[@Crimson_Screwball3446]

I wanna see one "follow the rules" horror story, but it has a badass that breaks the rules and just kills every monster violently. Reverse horror, for the monsters.

[@Nicolas-L-F]

I ALWAYS imagine that after watching those stories. The guy is just op as fuck and starts killing all the shit. It's cool and also helps me not get too scared

[@syntheticvocalist-p472]

Lol just read berserk.

[@Jaso-qd7cb]

Nicolas cage

[@Mushroom_Man]

Doomslayer's summer job spree.

[@rulla6974]

i am sory. i ruined the 69 likes

[@ZarHakkar]

"Who names their security business 'Entity Security Services'?" *The guy who named their security business "Entity Security Services":* :(

[@gabeporter7427]

Lmao

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon-11-43]

*annoyed foundation noises*

[@lexecomplexe4083]

ESS and S are pronounced the same

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon-11-43]

@@lexecomplexe4083 . - .

[@SuicideSeason4545]

I swear he said that line as soon as I began reading this comment XD

[@neonbat666]

(13:00) "This isn't your average, everyday darkness....this is _advanced darkness_ ."

[@somedude9383]

*advanced darkness poisoning*

[@LorenzoCa]

It's called penumbra

[@lanewillis9076]

Spongebob reference!

[@Cr0nchMaster]

The dm after everyone says "darkvision"

[@edim108]

Darkness 2 dropped

[@theirishf00l]

I absolutely love the idea of terrifying shadow demons just pausing their eternal howling to go "oh shit he just did that huh"

[@mintycokies8057]

AAHHAAHAHA

[@aruakabane2077]

Entities: damn, respect 👏. Lets give him a 10 minute head start

[@king81992]

This is probably the most intense rules story I've listened to.

[@kalebpettis418]

There was one I listened to that was about an hour and thirty minutes that was soooooo intense it was a interview that I wish I never went to or something

[@andrewwinters8289]

@@kalebpettis418 that was a good one

[@impyrobot]

@@andrewwinters8289 who was it by?

[@GOD-dh2gl]

@@kalebpettis418 r u talking about the one with the zoo with monsters

[@GOD-dh2gl]

@@impyrobot if it’s the same it’s mr creeps

[@winstonwins1096]

You give me $65 an hour and I will do this job; creepy rules, people eating aliens and all.

[@impyrobot]

Exactly stick to the rules and jobs a good one

[@arojasnyp]

Legit, good jobs are hard to come by now..

[@dkaio1389]

Same. Follow rules and you’re straight. Kinda.

[@princesstinklepanties2720]

@@dkaio1389 yeah it didnt seem to have a catch 22 rule so you should be safe if you dont have extra chromosomes

[@campbellsjournal6537]

Be careful what you wish for

[@_uncommon_sins_7867]

"My new girlfriend and I were about to do it when she gave me a STRANGE SET OF RULES THAT I MUST FOLLOW"

[@ilovereadingwuxiaxianxiaat8994]

@@gaylelim9131 lol

[@christiangraham4579]

Don’t put it in, you might not get it back...

[@ModernDayAfro]

I SHIT you not this is in fact a real "set of rules" story and it is so fucked up i loved it

[@travisradden5264]

The "no buttstuff" rule is more like a suggestion. They say no at first, but give it a couple months.

[@loomingdeath1758]

RULE #4- No matter how good it feels you must never moan, groan or for that act let out any sound or the next 200 seconds

[@mrslendydude]

This darkness, it's like, darkness, that type of darkness, you know, the darkness that is dark. Darkness.

[@radicallarry7044]

A D V A NC E D D A R K N E S S

[@noizeaous7267]

Deep, opaque, light consuming dark darkness.

[@mathelexis1139]

Not gonna lie... I thought it was a KH reference at first when I heard this line.

[@catlover2223]

That's dark, man.

[@noizeaous7267]

@@catlover2223 Even darker than that dude, even darker...

[@-Dr.Plague-]

Just remember that you can steal stuff from the mall, the security guards are only there to shoot the mannequins if and when they come to life

[@c.i.a1099]

I hate it when they come to life

[@unravelmysoul1598]

@@c.i.a1099 same

[@eric63377]

Or just blow that mall up🤔.

[@RichardL.1453]

Why are you killing my family. We were all turned into mannequins by a mad scientist, who will only free 1 member of my family at a time for every 1 million dollars I pay him. I have been robbing banks to free my family members just to have you assholes kill them.

[@gunjeebus3453]

@@RichardL.1453 oh damn that’s why they bleeding shit my bad we already threw em in the dumpster and tossed a Molotov cocktail in that bitch

[@theprussian4616]

I like how he says he should follow his gut and adhere to the rules then as soon as he goes out for his first walk around he's like, "Naaaah, rules are for nerds!"

[@scrittle]

He was skeptical, most of the rules were vague with no explanation. He and I would've stayed in the room since the 15 minute walk looked optional and 'part of the job'. So really he was pretty reasonable with how he dealt with the rules, good story overall. Only negative is continuation.

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

@@scrittle I understand that part 100%, but then he decides to break like every other rule possible except for the door knocking and camera 9 one lol. He definitely was bipolar when it came to which rule he wanted to follow.

[@lords9827]

'Creepypasta:''Obey the RULES'' Protagonist:Nope

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

Yes

[@wanderingcalamity360]

To be fair, he at least tried.

[@jordanhatesyou1512]

Yep

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

There should be one where the protagonist is a good boi but then it turns out the rules uno reverse card him and he was actually supposed to break all of them and there’s like a hidden rule 13 that says rules suck, git gud scrub.

[@LilThikki]

*"pfft"*

[@TheDestructor04]

"Lemon juice is your best friend" and something about the lighter being used to find rule 10. yeah, put lemon juice on the paper and hold a lighter close but not too close to the paper. We've all seen national treasure.

[@kirakaffee9976]

or read about this old trick in a Mickey Mouse magazine when we were single digit age 😁 but not our highly intelligent protagonist.....

[@cutiepie6796]

@@kirakaffee9976I WAS ALWAYS INTELLIGENT

[@averagejoe455]

Hell yeah

[@f.b.i.8590]

Thats a job the C.I.A wouldn't be able to handle.

[@c.i.a1099]

I could handle it

[@highlightproductions6344]

XD

[@NationalSecurityAssosiation]

Are you going to ask me to open up?

[@c.i.a1099]

@God emperor Deadpool still a no

[@eric63377]

Rule #1 C.I.A. no drinking pain😏.

[@michaelh9649]

“Oh crap. Oh no. I am being eaten alive. Oh dear.” That’s some quality voice-acting, Andy. You really sold the distress of being viciously mauled and devoured by an alien creature. Lol

[@teacherjohn_stoic-dreamven7373]

Rule 1: Don’t leave the room Rule 2: Every hour, leave the room, but only for 15 minutes at a time. ....... Rule 9: Please wait for rule 10, as it’s still loading.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

Rule 10: Please wait for rule 11, as it’s still loading.

[@theedge747]

@makeanewchronoplz It's essentially saying stay in the room for as much as the night as possible, but also you can't stay in the room for too long or else you'll get the hand things

[@wyattmerrill3404]

@@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub Rule:11 please wait for rule 12 too load.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@@wyattmerrill3404 rule 12, wait for 11 to load.

[@gunjeebus3453]

@@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub rule 11:ignore rule one and Make sure you carry a bottle of a-1 steak sauce in your pocket

[@freshwaterfelines5340]

“I got a job as a cashier at Walmart... I found a strange set of rules....”

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

Change that to dominos or taco bell and that’d be my suggestions.

[@lbrowne2x]

Then proceeded to do the exact opposite of them

[@Dwood777]

Rule #1:DO NOT STEP IN THE LETTUCE

[@AceDaGoat07]

“Rule #2...DONT EAT THE FOOTLETTUCE”

[@DistilledWoods]

Rule 1 if a coconut rolls 3 times and winks at you, you must close your left eye and run to the staff only section

[@LilThikki]

Every "Rules" Creepypasta: Please follow these rules so you'll live Every "Rules" protagonist: Is this a *prank?*

[@Cmoney-2cd]

True lol but if I got a creepy set of rules at an already creepy job, I would think it was a prank. Aaaand...I'd probably die 😅

[@KGBBooks]

I enjoyed the latest outing in the Rules Cinematic Universe. Eventually it will all get tied together in “Rules: End Game.”

[@jackdurden466]

Ok I have to hand it to you, that’s pretty funny! And I’ll be second in line.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

I see a pattern, the protagonist is dense as hell.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

SO, the endgame should have a clever witty protagonist that takes everything seriously but dies anyway and the dense protagonists get plot armour.

[@trivan9272]

rules: infinity war

[@c.i.a1099]

You have two Rules do your job and listen to the rules

[@c.i.a1099]

He Didn’t listen to the rules

[@mr.redacted7046]

Understood

[@lordelectron6591]

What is cia Cat International Association

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon-11-43]

don’t worry, bud. The foundation’s got this covered

[@blackbudgetsecretagency9403]

Silence

[@johnwhite3234]

I’m gonna be real honest, I really liked the rules creepy pastas for a while but the novelty is kind of starting to wear off on me. Still better than the run of the mill “spooky monster in the forest/abandoned building” stories.

[@Kalfior97]

usually forest stories are the most boring

[@arathyn8294]

Ye olde tall naked hominid with pale skin and unnaturally long limbs absolutely never loses its appeal

[@johnwhite3234]

@@arathyn8294 I didn’t mention those, but yeah, creatures that are basically just bootlegs of the rake get really annoying

[@mkg2124]

Better than another skin walker story

[@Kalfior97]

@@mkg2124 i never listen to those

[@0331machinegunman]

Most main characters on these stories tend to be either be cowards or idiots, but this guy takes the gold in both categories. Haha he says he used the "moves" he learned in "mixed martial arts," I'm surprised he didn't admitted to yelling "That's my purse! I don't know you!" 🙄👌🏻😂

[@SirDankleberry]

Let me guess, you'd be a Billy badass?

[@theskullysplaceking8266]

Even though King of the Hill is more before my timeline I am very aware that this is a episode about Bobby kicking characters in the groin just because he can and he wants to

[@ArcanineEspeon]

​@@theskullysplaceking8266you seem that the original guys comment is a king of the hill reference? Because I got lost at the part about the purse.

[@sebastianboy1754]

We are simple men. We see “rules”, we click. Edit: didnt expect 1.4k likes! Thanks, my fellow insomniacs :D

[@DistilledWoods]

Very true

[@imelectraheart3142]

women too

[@tazoishimura]

I agree us something else to

[@user_V4VREMEMBERREMEMBER5OF11]

Damn straight

[@RockerXt29]

sigh, yeah.

[@cendiacocri]

So: what must they guard, in these kind of supernatural cases, beside themselves? I think the security guys are hired to act as toys for the entities for the night, to distract them, in any location they are in. Don't see any other reason for hiring them. I still love these type of Rules Stories.

[@richardbrukardt7872]

This is what happens when the SCP foundation cuts corners and uses D class for its security

[@user-xr4jy5vv4f]

Damn straight

[@rishabhpandey2529]

Yup

[@upsilon3]

The main character literally cracked the real, non monster Dylan's skull open because of extreme paranoia. Absolutely insane.

[@Another7812]

It was the moster

[@HelloMyNameIsSteff]

Yea I’m pretty sure it was the monster. He was grinning and laughing just like he was on monitor 9.

[@AJgaming-ce1ln]

The security company said that they have Dylan's body, meaning that he fucking died.

[@udaysingh3545]

My every night ritual, thanks, love from Moscow.

[@bumpyride69]

Same

[@tylerstiles4792]

Надеюсь, у тебя все хорошо.

[@rosetanner9817]

@@bumpyride69 same for me too😇🥰

[@rosetanner9817]

@@bumpyride69 same for me too😇🥰

[@nixim8086]

Привет

[@bryantmccall6967]

Me after just doing the training course: "Okay, new career time."

[@julyol119]

Wait, there are people who don't know you can write invisible messages with lemon juice and later reveal them using heat? I learned this as a kid and thought it was the coolest thing ever xD

[@taklampan650]

I didn't know it either

[@jexter6578]

What

[@wannabecamper]

Was it from a nicolas cage movie? Because thats how I learned it

[@taklampan650]

@@wannabecamper National Treasure?

[@julyol119]

@@wannabecamper I think it was a very secret spy technique in a kids magazine :)

[@junkyardwillie8320]

I really love these rule stories, but also love how the main character always manages to break them. I’d be following rules like these on a mysterious job like my life depended on it, even if my gut told me it was a prank. My ocd already forces me to follow irrational personal rules for no reason, what’s a few more? Lol

[@luvuforeverjames]

Me too. I know it's a year down the line for a comment, but in all honesty, I found this character really irritating....he practically failed to follow every rule he was given.

[@firelinksshrine1695]

The figures when the author jumped to the first floor: 👁👄👁

[@noggwithadog3660]

The figures thoughts: we just wanted to reach you about your cars extended warranty 👁💧👄💧👁

[@tomdan15]

I loved the ending of this one... it makes you wonder if he will be trapped doing that job the rest of his life as he has taken their money and obviously killed that guy.. leaves lots to the imagination!

[@elizaknight6980]

I feel so sad for people in rule story. Most of the time, all they wanted is a job. 🙁 Also, 10k is nothing compare to the pain. At least they pay the hospital fee though.

[@space_fox12]

Follow the rules and your fine,probably

[@space_fox12]

Follow the rules and your fine,probably

[@mladenlupsa2354]

This rule stories month?like asteroid month and shark week?Not that im against it ofc :P.

[@joepowell981]

Yesss

[@waywardtidessystem845]

“I ran so fast my PE teacher would’ve shed a tear of joy” When mom says the pizza rolls are done

[@f1y339]

If a job application would give me as a requirement: - Must be able to follow certain rules. I'm nope'ing out of there.

[@michelangelop3923]

Rule 1: don't pee in the food.

[@azarelii]

@@michelangelop3923 bruh fr

[@gunjeebus3453]

So you’ve never had a job

[@explosiveass_bum5340]

​@@michelangelop3923 dude how am i supposed to follow that rule? that's impossible!!!

[@timothyvlach1389]

"My Ceiling Fan Company Has Some Strange Rules That MUST Be Followed"

[@sentientjeans9487]

What

[@timothyvlach1389]

@@sentientjeans9487 what?

[@unravelmysoul1598]

@@timothyvlach1389 lol

[@trophymaster1330]

Rule number one:Never jump in the store.

[@foxtrot2284]

Rule 2: if you hear a whir, tie a burrito onto a blade of the fan

[@butter_akbar2688]

Yo can someone explain the part he said “We have Dylan’s body” like what does that mean?

[@tylermihajlovich1187]

Blackmail

[@bigcat99100]

The real dylan helped him up when he fell earlier in the story and he fought him and pushed him over the railing and it killed him. He thought it was the same dylan he saw on screen help kill marcus but it was and illusion or twisted vison the "mall" showed him. Now they blackmailing him to return

[@mancoolmann3660]

Damm I could never

[@butter_akbar2688]

@@bigcat99100 ahhh! Make sense thanks bro

[@wanderingcalamity360]

@@bigcat99100 It wasn't quite clear if it was the real Dylan or not, as it said that he still had that unnatural smile. Could go either way. Either he was paranoid, freaked out and saw what he wanted to see, or it really was the monster from before.

[@youtubeconnollyfamily]

Poor mr.creeps. You always get stuck with these crazy jobs.

[@ryman8989]

As a man who works security, aside from a rule or two, this is accurate to what I deal with

[@pg_0rl3n]

"I ran so fast my PE teacher would've shed tears of joy" 😂😂💀💀

[@slavic_slav1320]

i became a gardener, theres a strange set of RULES i must follow

[@foxtrot2284]

Rule 1: if you see an off color fruit, take it to the shrine in the shed and burn it

[@maxcarthy8478]

Rule 2: if the trees don't have any leaves, put on a jacket immediately. It is winter

[@foxtrot2284]

@@maxcarthy8478 LMFAOOO

[@iancunningham9085]

Whoever wrote this has never been in a castle.

[@hibiscuit154]

i don’t think many people have?

[@Hercules1-v9m]

Jokes on that company. I would choose prison rather than go back to the mall.

[@thegen3rai]

Really..? I probs would've gone back anyway.

[@kirakaffee9976]

@@thegen3rai he probably will. if he broke so many rules on the first day of his new job anywhere else, he'd be fired. but no, they try to rehire him with a ridiculous pay raise. on the other hand, if he doesn't learn to stick to the rules, i doubt he will survive his second day.

[@loganpharis6747]

@@kirakaffee9976 He still survived his first day. I doubt many of thier first time employees manage that

[@radicallarry7044]

​@@kirakaffee9976 didnt they say the job was the door guarding and not the security room?

[@jacobodell6866]

@@radicallarry7044 yeah, and the dude who had the door when he had the security room got eaten by the alien

[@FreaKCSGOHacker]

Literally anything: *exists* Narrators: "so i got some rules"

[@zhangxnoir6694]

I've heard this story before but I'll listen again

[@tamijocampbell4629]

I don't know why I love the "Rules" stories so much but I do.

[@stealth_beta3749]

These are some of my favorite stories. Love the rules

[@71wvoice35]

it gave me chills ngl i like your voice keep up hope you have a gr8 day legend :)

[@capthavic]

Whenever I hear one of these stories with a cryptic list of rules I'd be out of there just on principle. They didn't mention any of this when applying and they definitely ain't paying me enough to deal with that crap, paranormal or not.

[@k.nicoledavis8537]

Just follow the rules....

[@gunzablaze343]

These are my favourite types of stories - the strange rules making something mundane into something so much more fascinating. Keep up the awesome work man.

[@viktorvujicic6462]

Rules storys is such a specific genre but its my favourite

[@Hosterofdarest]

I’m starting to love these rule stories more and more, keep em coming and keep up the great work.

[@Or_Am_I_Alpharius]

A series to this wouldn’t be too bad though. I want to know how his entrance duty went

[@lbrowne2x]

Given how stupid he was on his first day, I’m assuming not good. Dudes allergic to following instructions

[@energeticgorilla]

@@lbrowne2x more LIEK allergic to having the normal amount of chromosomes

[@taklampan650]

Didn't the first guy die basically instantly from being eaten? I don't remember his name. Andy? Andrew? Anyway, that guy at least seemed somewhat competent, our protagonist albeit competent would break under the pressure and fear, and would die as soon as the shift started no doubt

[@crosscemon]

It’s pretty good, but “rule 10” should be “contingency 1”

[@jackdurden466]

I thought similar, I wouldn’t have referred to it as a rule. More like an escape method. Or as you said, Contingency.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

It should’ve been in morse code to annoy the protagonist.

[@crosscemon]

I like the way you gentlemen think.

[@nadirmuhammad9357]

Creepypasta: Security guard Rules Me Aww shit here we go again.

[@Chronicler9]

Dude said "Darkness" so many times I was like "You get possessed by Ansem, buddy?"

[@sovxld]

I listen to if I’m having trouble going to sleep his voice is soothing

[@gruzinkerbelleabethabelle7996]

I wish horror stories had more original monsters…”tall white lady with long limbs, black hair, and a creepy face”, “tall creature with long limbs and sharp claws”, “person with a wide grin that is unnaturally long”, “shadowy figure”…like it’s so basic that it makes everything less scary!! AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU FIND RULES IN A HORROR STORY FOLLOW THEM LOL!!

[@jlackey6699]

I flipping loves the rules stories and creeps voice is so relaxing. My dad is in love with these stories now

[@B_bang22]

"I asked Mr Creeps for a ASMR video what I got shocked me."

[@ghotlygamer]

UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[@eric63377]

BAD! LemonGrab BAD!! Said in a deep gergley voice.

[@palpee8820]

I see we meet again

[@rosetanner9817]

@@palpee8820 ooooh snap yaw! ☺😘🤗

[@unravelmysoul1598]

Again lol

[@thomaspark7080]

Holy crap I have seen "I Found A Strange List Of Rules" or something similar so many times.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

It’s an addiction.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@General Raam ben drowned didn’t use this format, then again ever since jadusable brought it back it’s beyond a creepypasta and more of a creepy shonen where everyone can die.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@General Raam heh, hehe

[@calebpersonal9987]

@@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub what is this guy on about

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@@calebpersonal9987 Rule pasta.

[@QueenAmour8888]

THANK YOU MR CREEPS FOR MAKING MORE RULE STORIES ON KZbin JUST AMAZING!!!!!

[@SamanthaKamryn]

“other than the job and the wage it seemed pretty legit” ... what seemed legit 🤣🤣🤣

[@soulreaper2136]

I love your stories with strange lists of rules for survival in a paranormal environment. Keep em up!

[@sgtsour6468]

This was a great story that feels like it should have a part two but doesn’t have a part two..

[@chesterzimmerman7752]

I don't care how many times they recycle things I'll always come back for more

[@cutiepie6796]

36:57HAHAHA 😅😅🤣😂 WHEN HE SAID THAT ALL I COULD DO WAS THINK ABOUT THE LOONEY TUNES CARTOON

[@ryanharris402]

I love these "List of Rules" stories and idk why.

[@deadramaster]

These stories almost make me want to get a security job

[@christophersullivan4433]

I’ve loved you’re stories for years this is by far one of the best horror stories I’ve ever heard please do a part two

[@Russell12345]

definitely the most scary creepy pasta that I’ve listen to

[@springboigaming7692]

one of the most spine chilling stories I've ever heard, thank you

[@shinobi_bushi235]

Mr creeps I just want to say how much I appreciate your channel you are the best horror channel by far thank you for making my day better everyday

[@parksdepartment33]

You should do a follow up story about the entrance job I would love to hear it!!

[@thezod2307]

"I found a strange set of rules and never got a job, you will never guess what didn't happen this time."

[@cartoonjerk]

This is one of those that can use a Part 2. It can cover the rules for someone stationed at the entrance.

[@crusaderwithanak7208]

This story might be my favorite.

[@wanderingcalamity360]

One of the better rules pastas I've heard lately. The protagonist at least tried to follow the rules for the most part.

[@alexgreenlee7293]

Take a shot every time he says "darkness."

[@user-xr4jy5vv4f]

Instructions unclear Im now in ER with alcohol poisoning /j

[@Nova11435]

​@@user-xr4jy5vv4fI'd say the instructions were very clear given how well you followed them!

[@taylerericson6197]

the ads add a really nice touch to this. *I saw something eating andy* ~ad~ “If you are struggling with opioid addiction!”

[@loganbaker6361]

Did the ending about Dylan’s body confuse anyone else

[@toritori2299]

It's a threat I think. main character pushed Dylan off, he killed him. He has no choice but to come back

[@loganbaker6361]

@@toritori2299 thank you that actually makes sense

[@0_o475]

I rather take a manslaughter charge than go back to that shitty mall...ALSO didnt the mall burn tf down? 🤨

[@thewholehorse7140]

@@0_o475, I would assume that either the story about a fire happening was totally made up or considering that the whole mall is like a paranormal site in the middle of nowhere, it probably could of just repaired itself magically maybe idk

[@taklampan650]

@@0_o475 That's what I wonder. How can they blackmail Richard with Dylans body if the mall burnt down? And how can he work at the entrance of a burnt down mall?

[@leeavynsantos4366]

I really love rules creepypastas. Thanks for another great story Mr. Creeps ❤

[@jimmyfinlay8136]

“I also found another NOT under the table” TYPOS STRIKE AGAIN

[@pipedankery2121]

I love the concept of a list of rule you must follow to survive, keep narrating!

[@issacvoregames]

Bruh how u get a paper of rules.learn that ghosts exists get a job with damn good pay and still brake all the rules

[@taklampan650]

Bruh how do you write a somewhat coherent yet grammatically incorrect sentence and still misspell "Break"

[@mossperez8226]

I absolutely love the creepy pastas that have to do with rules, dont ask why, i just like them, but this by far my fav one

[@JayRedding12_12]

Closed malls at night are creepy. I worked at one for eight years. One night around the holidays we were finnishing up and I had to go get the east wing housekeeping cart. It was dark and I heard a sound like- *Creek Creek* I looked around for the source of the sound, it was just one of those mechanical elfes raising and lowering it little hammer. It creeped me out so I quickly caught up with the rest of my crew.

[@theallmightyteddybear]

The amount of time this author wrote 'Darkness' almost gave me Neurosis.

[@deathsheadmothranch7188]

“What surprised me was how high paying it was.” Me: Oh, yeah, I’m content finding a ten dollar an hour job “65 dollars an hour” Me:😳

[@sim_-no6nd]

Imagine what Andy was being paid

[@Nova11435]

130 bucks per hour. Not like he's ever gonna spend it though​@@sim_-no6nd

[@blaine8197]

This one had quite the ending. I loved the twist. I hope there’s a part two

[@cutiepie6796]

25:06HE JUST KILLED THE REAL DILLAN😕

[@jacobodell6866]

That's possible, but then why would he be breathing down his neck and grinning ear to ear like he was when he ate the othe dude. We can only use our imaginations as we weren't sure what actually happened to Dylan to make him eat the other dude and skin himself.

[@cutiepie6796]

@@jacobodell6866😐

[@badatmagic5042]

Mc figures out the horror camera lies, proceeds to merc co worker based on what he saw on the camera

[@Ariesgirl8403]

Anyone else want a part 2? I love the follow the rule stories.

[@saintantonio3120]

I like how he says,” I’d noped out,” it’s interesting to know he says something not super serious

[@yobrosclan7889]

'luckily my body broke my fall" -most relateable mc ever

[@Cheshire5174]

reminds me of that scene in brooklyn 99 where Jake falls through the cieling and goes "Im okay... my bones and ribs broke my fall" and every time I see that scene I think "you can remove the last two words from that sentence jake."

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

I’m sure there was a lot of internal bleeding, but that’s fine. It’s where your blood is supposed to be, after all.

[@Cheshire5174]

@@mukuroikusaba7998 yes.

[@HSOP-OFFICIAL]

I'm so addicted to these rules stories, I sware one of these days I'm gonna find a list of my own on my nightstand or something.