"I'm A Night Guard At A Train Station In Ohio, My Job Has Some Strange Rules

[@nightfox6738]

100k a night? You can bet I'd be going back. I'd study the hell out of those rules and grit through it.

[@EndermTheSwordsman]

For real, for that pay, those monsters are gonna need rules to stay away from ME

[@theeasypeasysquad4169]

I just need to survive one night. I can retire in some developing nation. Wont be a lavish life but can live in a small cabin somewhere in peace, farming.

[@Stopstaring101]

No, not every night. It was every two weeks, right? But still… it’s a shit ton I know💰

[@Omachronic8326]

2nd shift Takes rules only slightly more serious, doesn't keep rules on him Fucking dies 😂

[@goblinofsharksnacks]

Seriously, night security is so boring, at least it'd be interesting

[@the_phantom_cat7912]

Imagine fucking up your job so badly that you get your whole town under a military quarantine

[@MadameKelso666]

Everybody thinks about the end of the world scenarios, nobody thinks about the poor soul that might've caused it..

[@smallsynth]

happened to my buddy eric once

[@nottaze9424]

@@smallsynthwhat happen to Eric after ?

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

​@@nottaze9424got. Tv network deal to host his own late night show last I heard

[@boxfox2945]

Ooops'

[@amyhunter83]

All I heard was "I can't follow basic instructions to tie my shoes." The person.

[@johnn58]

Dude, it seems like everyone and his dog is reading scary stories now - you are one of the three or four I listen to regularly. Thank you!

[@financiallyfocused8829]

Which other ones do you listen to?

[@itthiccomode2754]

Dark Somnium and Creepsmcpasta but the entire scene has been oversaturated with feature length stories primarily in woodland settings or park related. It's honestly kind of a bummer, everything is so bland now​@@financiallyfocused8829

[@chris-bk9yg]

Oh must be 5 star then.....

[@lasa9595]

​@@financiallyfocused8829 I bet my ass one is Dark Somnium

[@AvalonDreamz]

@@financiallyfocused8829 Lighthouse Horror is the best I have found personally. Been searching for one as good but not having much luck.

[@redpearlmermaid1]

It’s like the main character is insistent on breaking every damn rule

[@oprgallery7624]

Based

[@korosheht5446]

Its not just this literally every rules story is like this

[@KaraTheGirlie]

This is one of the most cookie cutter rule stories, I love rules stories but this one kinda sucks

[@DarkLordDumbledore]

They were honestly. If there was a rule about not getting themselves killed. They would have broken that rule first XD

[@libbykeppel1090]

*he starts following the rules at the first sign of trouble* "Oh finally a character with some survival instinct-" *Literally everything after that moment* "... Nvm"

[@Eighthlord]

Literally me, I was like, wow he’s re-reading them! Then I was like… no he was reading the back of a milk carton because what the hell was that

[@boxfox2945]

Performing an exorcism' chapter 3..

[@Slickrope1924]

As a night mechanic for trains in the city, this is almost 100% accurate. The only discrepancy is you have to provide your own protection and there isn't a list of rules.

[@user-ij7mg1wf1p]

Wow😮

[@BaneOfClout]

This story should honestly be named "I have dementia and got a job at a train station with special rules" If you're going to make a creepy pasta with rules why have your main character break all of them with no consequences? Dude was like "oh shit theirs a rule for that.... I broke the rules again... so anyway I kept going"

[@elmateo77]

I mean he got stabbed, shot twice, and had half a dozen broken bones, so I wouldn't exactly say there were no consequences...

[@LordEverlost]

I feel like in this universe, anomalous work site management would be required class. And you know what might make these rule-based site stories a bit more interesting is that the reason they need to keep these rules followed was actually because within the site, in this case the booth, would actually be some kind of marker for a barrier that acts as an anchor to keep the spirit world from bleeding over into reality. Where the way you keep the marker working is either by following the ritual (the rules) or sacrificing the life of the person who fails to follow the rules of the ritual.

[@chalzen1012]

Rules pasta always remind me of being in the military... you don't need to know *why* you were told to do a thing, you just need to do it... and messing it up could cost more then just your own life

[@benchshrapnel9179]

How tf is this dude alive.

[@I-like-cows]

Horror logic

[@DerrickRG91]

Reddit plot armor.

[@CelesteTheeDragonLady]

Seriously...he can't follow directions for shit!!

[@NoodlCausesChaos]

Plot armor fr

[@devinggonzalez3392]

It’s literally perfect I started my 12 hour shift and there’s a new story waiting for me!!!

[@fishbarbeque8540]

I hope your work goes smoothley!!! 👻

[@ghostgamingxd7881]

what kind of work do u do that requires 12 hours and you have time to listen to stories ? just curious BC it sounds nice

[@fishbarbeque8540]

YEAH!!!, For me im a sculpture artist, so while I build I listen.@@ghostgamingxd7881

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

​@@ghostgamingxd7881security, twitch streamer.

[@jozuadejager9726]

spending the first money transfer not to buy all the rocket launchers in preperation for the security shift, should be on that list of rules...since he is doing everything in his power to break the rules...

[@glencalhoun9544]

The fact that you almost yacked twice on the very first 2 things to happen means that you absolutely do NOT have a strong stomach!!! LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@fishbarbeque8540]

Hahahahaha!

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

My thoughts exactly

[@greatestscott6599]

"Glen's comment almost made me lose my lunch a third time."

[@caseythompson9561]

"So far I've broken only 1 rule, better go on another round soon so I can break another."

[@voltxgewt6y466]

I love listening to them at 3am

[@nemesisastraea6659]

Faces zombies in cabin 5. 'The Only Thing They Fear Is You' intensifies.

[@CodyONeill-o2g]

Moral of story, dude gets a promotion and fucks Everything up! 😂

[@oni2362]

The rules ones will always be my favorite. I don’t really even know why but they just are 😂

[@iantaran2843]

The polar opposite of myself 🤣

[@rahulsawant8369]

They are really amazing not just you many luv it inlcluding ME. Out of all forest rangers to lockdown, to working at weid places. The Rules stories is Best.

[@sgxbot]

i mean if he wasnt trying his hardest to break every god damn rule there is then it might be good.

[@HlGHFIVE]

Up next «I work as a night guard at an art gallery. The portraits are whispering disturbing things to me»

[@fishbarbeque8540]

This is the best rules story Ive heard in a minute!!! And WOW that pay is 100% worth it to deal with some silly monsters!!

[@mykaelnyx8821]

Okay seriously how did he sustain that much injury to person and property by only jumping into an area that is 4 to 5 ft deep?

[@boomixTNT]

Literally, I find it hard to imagine he’d get anything worse than a sprained ankle from landing funny or something, bros got glass bones

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

In both knees and his wrist, he's mr.glass' cousin...."boy musta had weak bones"

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

Not even Batman has plot armor as good as this guy

[@JoviBeauty]

He keep breaking the damn rules... i don't think this is going to end well

[@chrisfitch4463]

I would definitely go back. Rules memorised lol. Great story. Thank you for sharing 🙂👍💖

[@veteranjaguar8317]

Money is money at that point. Screw the danger we be getting paid!

[@nadiaperron]

I love these strange rules stories❤

[@iantaran2843]

Why ? 😂

[@noevidenceforyourmom9088]

He shouldn't be allowed anywhere close to another human being.

[@src6339]

"Nothing is known about the company, and it is simply known as the 'subway management company'." A phrase, that in my line of work, you hear all too often, but this case seemed different somehow. ...it's what drew me to this case, in fact. That and an unrelenting need to get out of the office and away from the constant temptation of muffins, stale coffee, and a chronic lack of air conditioning. After i got into town, It didn't take much digging to reveal rumours of missing employees, crazy working hours, and huge cash payouts casually tossed to lowley security guards like it was candy a children's Halloween party. And that's not all. The various oddballs around town warned me of ghosts, ghouls, and other apparitions. That. I should stay away. Like I'd lsiten to that kind of talk. I'm a spook myself. A T-man! It's my job to dig up the skeleton, route out what is hidden, find those responsible, and make them pay! 🤨

[@Bro_BaBa_Lo]

You watch every Creepypasta 😂 I see you in many comments and this comment is fire a prologue of a rule hunter

[@MrMasonic12]

The rules stories are my fav

[@nonkama-uj5cy]

Same.

[@iantaran2843]

How ? Why ? What is it about them ? They are always the most boring and uninspired stories I hear in my years of Creepypasta I genuinely dont get it The only thing I'll exit out of faster is SCPs

[@giovannidelarosa4543]

@@iantaran2843Are you even a horror fan?

[@iantaran2843]

@@giovannidelarosa4543 It's genuinely one of my two favorite things. I just have standards.

[@Entity.3.]

​@@iantaran2843do you like the backrooms tho?

[@mepeaches2499]

Really love your stories they make me smile, thank you 💗

[@MarcRose96]

Honestly, these rules are not as tough as other stories with “job rules”. I would go back. And I would remember them unlike this guy 😂

[@hattoripool1533]

Man being a Night Guard in creepy stuff sucks first Five Nights at Freddys (and it’s fangames like Popgoes Five nights at Candy’s, Five Nights at Wario’s (especially some fnaw fangames), Case Animatronics and now this

[@Corinari]

Fuckin rules were so long and complicated for the train I'd definitely die trying lol

[@SamSparks95]

You KNOW it's bad when the crratures themselves fear the phantom train.

[@the_vietcong_man_]

Choo Choo Charle the prologue

[@DevInvest]

“Bloody Crazy Trains!” -Ozzy

[@jozuadejager9726]

yeah trains suck

[@jozuadejager9726]

you know it, wise person

[@jozuadejager9726]

thank you jozua

[@86PKG]

Hello from Ohio! Yeah, it's weird here. Especially southern Ohio where the foothills of Appalachia are.

[@DisasterEnby]

Aren't those weird mountain lights in the foothills?

[@jessicarusch394]

“Finally I can go home and check out my sister” lmao very poor choice of wording 🤣

[@splezzayanowhat6784]

Well if he broke both his knees he wouldn't be walking

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

Glad I wasn't the only thinking that

[@billiesiler3869]

Love rule stories ❤❤

[@iantaran2843]

WHY ??! As a huge creepypasta fan who finds them to be the most boring, unoriginal, go nowhere stories... What about them ? HOW DO YOU ENJOY THESE THINGS !? The only thing I'd click off of faster is SCP stories 🤢

[@billiesiler3869]

I just enjoy them sometimes

[@iantaran2843]

@@billiesiler3869 No hate, legit just trying to get someone to explain the enjoyment. From my perspective It's always a story where nothing happens A bunch of boring generic rules get read off to us Usually they don't listen to majority of them And then it ends on a cliff hanger or with the character about to die. It just blows my mind to see people excited for them 😅

[@billiesiler3869]

@@iantaran2843 they help put me to sleep and I know you don't mean hate I understand where you are coming from

[@Entity.3.]

​@@iantaran2843Rules stories are lit

[@StinkySmelly19]

YESS BRO

[@saphire9934]

Another phenomenal narration thanks mr creeps ❤

[@kentworch]

Thank you Mr Creeps for another awesome pasta. Excellent story and narration as always. These rules seemed pretty tough to follow for the main character. Anyway thank you for making my night.🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@reniefuwa]

That first one, the rules are almost impossible to follow, particularly when you get to the time altering bit

[@1ronw1ll78]

RUUULES!!! ARRRRGGHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!! Well... i hope it's a good one then

[@FlatEarthOracle]

@@creepyangelhaireveryone is exhausted with the rules stories, they not only give away the entire story when the rules are explained but none of them are even scary anymore. It’s such a played out trope.

[@I-like-cows]

I have seen a story once where the rules are revealed as the story goes on not all at the beginning i think if they use that formula more the stories would be much more enjoyable ​@FlatEarthOracle

[@FlatEarthOracle]

@@I-like-cows Im just done with the rules stories because they all have the same hacky opening where the person reads the rules and then utter the same moronic sentence which is “obviously this is a prank “ . It’s cookie cutter horror at this point to me and just extremely unenjoyable. It’s like found footage movies at this point, while there are some really good ones 99.999% of them are completely unwatchable garbage.

[@iantaran2843]

They never are

[@iantaran2843]

​​@@creepyangelhair They are genuinely the most uninteresting and uninspired stories in all of creepypasta. HOW do yall enjoy these ?

[@aukelewainit3701]

LOL!! The tracks are the safest place if you break the rules oh haaaaayul naaaaawww 😂

[@antinwo8052]

Ohh piece of candy...

[@camerajunkbox3069]

More rules

[@JehovahJava777]

The best part of the story, a student that is concerned about paying their own student loan

[@Yominokun1]

Good narration, but people wriiting rules stories shouldn't have every rule come into effect every time. If the rule says "if ... happens ... do ...", it should be optional. If the rule says "... will happen, then do ...", it happens every time. Makes the story more interesting imo.

[@firerhino8592]

100K!? For that much I'll live there

[@einienj3281]

Great story, Thank You! 💎😘

[@Willtheviking]

Do more rule storys

[@iantaran2843]

Please god no

[@Willtheviking]

@@iantaran2843 please yes

[@TheInstinctWithinV2]

Remember guys, there's a trick to all these rules stories. The rules don't start activating until you pick up the rules sheet and read them. If you literally ignore the sheet, nothing happens to you. Presumably, you don't get paid, either, though. But it is consistent in every story that they see the rules, pick them up, and that's when they're done for. It doesn't even matter how long you make it, they're designed for the employee to slip up. That's the secret rule number 1: ignore the rules.

[@gekosrock1999]

My guy I love you to death, you are by far my favorite narrator on KZbin. But my drunk ass just said "Mr. Creeps voice is like chocolate, smooth, deep, but not a lot of flavor." 😂😂😂 it was a joke, but I figured you might laugh at least a little. Also this was fantastic last night, whoever wrote this one did really well with tying in previous storytelling elements

[@ok6190]

this is nice

[@leroyjankins8840]

man at this point horror becomes a comedy

[@brangit6477]

I'm a train station at a night guard in oiho my strange rules has some job.

[@pr0gengoo96]

Bro released Stranger Things into our world and they pay him for damages 😂

[@Martial-Mat]

So often, the best thing about these stories is the thumbnail image. I think imma sue for false advertising! 😉

[@skyknight2003]

Other then the fact that the train has a human face, it was pretty normal....lol that's just great.

[@pyrexmetronome]

All of these rules for the security guard on the train would have got me killed in 30 mins

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Tune in next week for"I Run A Train Station On An Island. The Trains Are Possessed By The Spirits Of Past Conductors."

[@FlatEarthOracle]

Tune in next week after hours to hear how the possessed past conductors ran a train on Mrs. A. Island……..

[@cobalt7781]

😂😂

[@melissaamyasmr3575]

Even scarier plot twist: It’s on Epstein island 😳

[@melissaamyasmr3575]

@@FlatEarthOraclepffffft 😂😂😂

[@FlatEarthOracle]

@@melissaamyasmr3575 careful, the child violating filth that moderate the comment section here don’t like that island being mentioned and will insta-delete most comments mentioning it.

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

My shift ended when I read the rules. F that job

[@Bro_BaBa_Lo]

I live in Akron ohio it seems like ohio is the main area of many creepy pastas I wonder why

[@TattooedPink]

Cheers 😊

[@brianhuntington6347]

You know something i'd like to see is a rules compilation or story about not what the rules are but the results of breaking the rules are.

[@michaelpaliden6660]

Hapend with one of the fastest food rule storys.

[@nottaze9424]

Theirs a video where the main character was a house sitter at a mansion and he broke some rules and someone else unrelated broke one and he died and the main character went back in time and had to do the same job but in a different time period it’s a good story with a crazy plot twist

[@JoshyPoobs]

Yah Finally Some Strange News 💪🏼🎉

[@bpeteyp]

I thought he broke his wrist and knees... 2 weeks later back to wrk?

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 same

[@mr.ackermann807]

Don't remember if he has done this, but what happens if the rules overlap in situations that would be impossible to follow?

[@goblinofsharksnacks]

5.00 In all these stories its new, solo workers Do non of you shadow shift? Employers dont just randomly throw you on the job

[@TheTownGuard]

I wonder what makes Ohio so strange to outsiders

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

Almost a Hour to get our Creeps on. Don't mind if I do.

[@missamanda2703]

This seems redundant.like I worked in a school with cameras and ghosts, or i work overnight in a factory, only cameras and weird rules.

[@chazclark86]

That second story is be gone, Jesus Christ man you need a pdf for that 😂🤣

[@alexanderdavies7337]

“I have a job where I am not allowed to push the strange red button. I pushed it anyway. Consequences happened.”

[@The-Horror-Channel]

hey! cool voice and nice narration! 👻

[@bearilliantbear1769]

Someone should make a story about all these red dress women. They come up so often in scary stories I wonder if there's some connection. Maybe a nurse Joy/Jenny situation, or like the box head guy from gumball where one person just has a ton of jobs. Or maybe something else....

[@MattRevs]

These rules "creepypastas" are getting out of hand... Superb narration though!!

[@thomasmoore4723]

Subway station in Ohio? How drunk am I to not know about this for 52 years?

[@mikaelst.vixenberg475]

Good video

[@shadows7936]

Wow those are brutal rules, they rarely are this bad for the protagonist !

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

The one I'm from a small town it has strange rules was the most brutal one I've heard so far.

[@derrickmcdowell8824]

The college one was brutal too, this guy wouldn't have survived either one.

[@deb-deb17]

this was brilliant from beginning to end, thank you @MrCreeps and @not_neccesarily

[@Stytchless]

Does anyone else get "I'm on Observation Duty" Vibes?

[@Indescribableopinions]

Tune in to next weeks episode; “my dentist is blind”

[@harkwin9277]

But can he see the colors this guy talked about? You know, the color from between your dreams?

[@sarawhite9338]

Those escaped monsters became politicians.

[@susanmaness8510]

The amount of times I called this guy an idiot is insane 😂

[@quacxks100]

I think everyone agrees when they say 100K a night, SIGN ME UP. Throw all the spooky supernatural stuff at me you want, NOTHING compares to customer service.

[@dawnhaviland1212]

Do you have videos without the background music?

[@NightAngelAFI]

The rules always sound fake until you break one of them.

[@Rambogner]

Presumably the next episode will be “I took a shit in the toilet in my house, there’s a list of strange rules” zzzzzzz

[@philosophyandhappiness2001]

What's with all of these Ohio stories? 😂

[@leandremaalouf4154]

Who wishes people on their next shifts of work? Truckers for starters.

[@robertwalker-smith2739]

I didn't know Night Vale *had* a subway system.

[@o.g.thanos4706]

😂. Kirlian Frequency Stops at Night Vale train station.

[@Dreamstrafe]

100k a night... Let's fockin gooooooo!!!

[@rebeccawood122]

This is exactly how it would go if I or someone else with untreated ADHD was the protagonist of one of these stories!

[@swiggynutmcgee2186]

Aint nothin like swag like ohio

[@adityarajsingh6639]

Alternate title: Speedrunning death

[@avmelidor]

So he let all the monsters loose and doomed his town