"On My 15th Birthday I Got A List Of Rules To Follow Until I Turn 20" Creepypasta

[@EdgyShooter]

"So why do you keep getting robbed?" "I always leave my windows open" "Why? "It's a long damn story"

[@charlesm3577]

That name really is edgey though lol

[@chickenmcpimpin6512]

I leave them open for my pet turtle. Hes a snapper.

[@johnkenny8869]

💀

[@Rinyotsu]

You would think ahead, buy a place where the windows can't be reached.

[@BurningTread]

I want to like but there is 420 likes so I can’t

[@alfiona7951]

Funniest thing about this is people from the 1500s saying "dude, you messed up"

[@JCPatrick]

Haha I just said that too lol. Also, idk why he didn’t use the word “struck” instead of saying “that’s when he striked”... but ok

[@Pit_Lord]

And “yeah man”

[@thecrimsondragon2379]

I knew I wasn’t the only one who was thinking that

[@r.j.frantz6227]

Lol just said that.

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

It’s a game of telephone, all that matters is that the message gets across

[@crabfondler4120]

Kid: *does something stupid* Hag: I'm about to end this man's whole bloodline

[@elcompajorgejimenez114]

Lmfao

[@elianjoensen2756]

only a dead by daylight player would refer to a witch as a hag

[@dragonsoul123]

Kid: fucks up when he is 15, does not exist another 48 hours Also kid: has a bloodline Hag: is a creepy old woman with riches, living on her own, secluded from town, known to be a witch Also hag: for some reason not burned on a pyre despite being a witch in the medieval ages. Now the only thing that makes sense is that the boy seems to habe kids on his own when he is just 15

[@IshijimaKairo]

Lest he kills the witch first!

[@dragonsoul123]

@Valravn ZX depends on the definition of proper xD

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

“Dude, you messed up” is so inaccurate. I believe it would be more like _”My good bro, thou hath shitteth on thine future generations.”_

[@leyvondebrill4531]

Lol

[@imtryinatlife7904]

bro this comment is so underrated

[@mikeog3204]

Shotteth lmao

[@PreownedDuck962]

Good day

[@blanco0949]

My milk came out my nose when I read this

[@CharlesJackson405]

"Gosh, fine man, I'll leave." -1500s goon

[@cjadventures8840]

Lol

[@elianjoensen2756]

theif reply’s “cap!”

[@Otmduk]

@@elianjoensen2756 sounds like a modern white boy of today

[@k1dofficial]

@Malaska it's because of the use of the word "gosh" which is known to be used by people with light skin

[@yungpm]

Sounds more like 1930s lol

[@ghostdagreat]

The most unrealistic thing about this is that he's the first 15 year old boy to break the rules. Like, no kid is going to be that good at following them.

[@memer7987]

I mean it doesn't seem breaking the rules kills you immediately

[@MageMalice]

@@memer7987 I mean the original statements still stand. Apparently no one else since the 1500's have broken the rules till now which does seem unrealistic, not to mention the other massive plot hole but that doesn't pertain to anything said here

[@nickstav4779]

@@MageMalice maybe the older parents would abuse their kids to the point that they had the rules engraved to their minds but as society progressed his family and relatives are more leniant

[@helena_8478]

Maybe they did, they just haven't told anyone

[@NoraIconiq]

Odds are every generation had broken atleast one rule abd that was enough to convince them to stick to the rules.

[@EdgyShooter]

"check if anything is not in place" *Looks across trash heap of a room* Well crap...

[@Graycata]

Yeah, I would have a similar issue

[@channelaboutthings3435]

I would take a picture of my room before I go to sleep and check every thing

[@sirus8633]

"ahh wait that's ment to be over there *picks up and empty can of coke* uhhhh that goes over there *picks up dirty shirt* oh wait fuck everything is outta place"

[@odeo5691]

I would sleep in a room where I only have 1 item that I put it one spot every time so it would be easy

[@Thewolverine0865]

My favorite comment!😆👍👍👍

[@McRascal89]

Father -Cant remember what year it happened - explains why he remembers every word of dialogue

[@quintonbottoms5766]

Also, everyone that remembered the dialogue vanished that night lol

[@RenegadeStriker7]

@@quintonbottoms5766 right?

[@nordinreecendo512]

@@quintonbottoms5766 Plus, didn't it say that the thief disappeared the next night? He was fifteen. It's definitely *possible* he had a kid, but *very* unlikely.

[@yallaintit]

I don’t think he did lol

[@skylarromeave9458]

Me telling a story "well it happened somewhere between last month and yesterday-"

[@tosh.198]

The 1500s had pretty severe punishments so I HIGHLY doubt that they would just let him off when he is a known thief

[@MageMalice]

Fr, his hands would have been stumps long ago, they were ruthless back then to everyone 15 or not he's getting punished heavily

[@michealmasslock6593]

Nah man, don't worry he was agile and had great stamina.

[@I_ets]

@@MageMalice but they knew it was the witch so they didn’t want anything to do with him (like the shopkeeper) who also went missing

[@AlucardWolverine]

Or say "dude"

[@jackdare]

Most unbelievable part.. he bought a new house after working part-time a few years 🤣

[@CJ-ld1kj]

An fha loan allows you to pay just 3-5% down payment... on a 200k house that’s at most a 10k down payment.

[@ruthlessofficial_]

😂

[@Soulvale88]

Its cute how easy most kids and teens think it is to afford all the things that they are going to want when they grow up.

[@MediaWebCrawler]

I literally paused at 17:18 to come here and say this

[@theamazingjosh5456]

😂 yessir. (Dying inside in incredibly sleep depriving debt)

[@LittleWolfFavi]

If he was cool with his boss he should have risked going late

[@emmajohnson5877]

That's what I was thinking too

[@Cobson_GamingYT]

No since he said he forgot to open them so he completely forgot about the rule.

[@johannahunderwood4596]

You're not wrong!

[@liamplayer4081]

@@Cobson_GamingYT after doing it for 3 years, he simply forgot?

[@fluffybum204]

@@liamplayer4081 i forgot i was supposed to wear glasses for like 3 months when i had been wearing them for a year before hand

[@katiehard8122]

This creepypasta feels like it was written by a very young and new author. It's very clunky and wordy, but it's a good practice run

[@RigidMajesty]

Even though you commented years ago, I want to agree with you. Every author needs to start somewhere, and this seems like an incredibly strong start. Even if it had a few hiccups, it still had a story that kept me intrigued and wanting more. Everything else can come with time

[@nathangaspacio6128]

@@RigidMajesty Honestly it was pretty good to me the main thing they need to work on is ending the stories. There was not really much payoff. Edit: Also, a big part of rules videos is that the rules are mysterious in origin so the witch backstory reduces the intrigue

[@RigidMajesty]

@@nathangaspacio6128 Completely understand why you think that! It's been a year since I've watched this video, so my memory might be a bit hazy, but I personally feel like the rules having an origin was actually one of the highlights. Having reasons for why things happen in a horror story seems like the best way to do it, despite killing some of the mystery. It adds to the realism for me, instead of just being like "ooOoOo Spooky ghost did things!" So yeah, a more experienced author could have probably woven the origin story of the curse into the actual horror better, but I think this author hit most of the nails on the head, generally. I can't exactly remember the ending, but I'll take your word on it being underwhelming. That tends to happen a lot with stories like these haha

[@alfiona7951]

Same here but the rules I was given were about avoiding boys, not going to parties, and the punishment was getting the belt.

[@barnobyskrilboy8381]

I feel the belt

[@impyrobot]

Not the belt!

[@bumpkinbee1524]

@Caramel Cupcake even avoiding boys merely as friends? I can get no dating but that seems a bit extreme

[@djordigaming4825]

@Caramel Cupcake your going to be one boring as parent lol, just live ur life

[@andy.m.97]

@Caramel Cupcake bruh

[@mattbrown817]

This story had so much potential and I feel like the writer was a first day creative writing student. What rules did the Dad have to follow? Were they similar? How had his Dad convinced his Mom he was not insane? What did the old Man look like? Etc etc. So much promise.

[@lexluthor2988]

"I just reached puberty, I shouldn't have told my uncle"

[@KENWALD]

😂😂goteem

[@lagumlemoni331]

God damnit this is so funny I miss my uncle

[@hiimryan2388]

@@lagumlemoni331 ah hes in federal prison for 1st degree murder and assault

[@alexwiese1029]

@@lagumlemoni331 Is this true?

[@lagumlemoni331]

@@alexwiese1029 no hes not in prison but he is deas

[@thememe986]

The most unbelievable part is that an 18 year old could afford a house 😂😂

[@mrcantstop447]

That’s what I’m saying lol

[@johngolden3714]

Truth. I was in my mid to late 30s when I was finally able to even consider buying a house.

[@randfall]

Yeah that's what had me hung up too. Lol buy a house at 18?! With what money. Does the curse involve free money?

[@rcmortyhobbies2567]

Yup

[@mannequinman5638]

Yup. At 19 I'm living in an dorm with a roommate and I'm still broke

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

damn man it's a little harsh she took the shopkeeper and the friends. I mean they literally had nothing to do with the theft beyond hearing about it. the shopkeeper even refused to take the stolen loot like no I don't want it so shouldn't he of all people have been not taken. Then to curse the entire family of the boy forever seems beyond extreme.

[@charlesm3577]

I know a whitch who cursed me and my future generations sadly 😔 It's HIV... she gave me aids... Jk (or am i?)

[@marszels6758]

yeah man lets cancel her

[@johngalt5166]

@@charlesm3577 o gosh

[@fluffybum204]

She is a witch Not a mom The theif was lucky the whole town wasnt burned down with the actual fires of hell

[@serioustable8659]

Anyone who places a curse on someone is always super unreasonable, they never just curse the one who did something they gotta curse 500 other random people who didn't do anything wrong

[@unsalted_pepper550]

Boys in the 1500's: "Dude, you messed up"

[@jagos-lazarradonjic8567]

they said it was passed on for generations. the story changes with multiple generations of people retelling it.

[@unsalted_pepper550]

@@jagos-lazarradonjic8567 i know. But it's funny to think about😂

[@lagumlemoni331]

New video: every night I have to flush the toilet three times, do a backflip, change my bedsheets, rotate my ceiling fan blade 1.5 times, and then cook 17 tortillas

[@B_bang22]

“I told Mr Creeps to skiddadle skidoodle, he pulled out a reverse card and turned my [REDACTED] into a noodle.”

[@charlesm3577]

I feel like you're not just an experiment gone wrong mr.grab but and scp possibly?

[@B_bang22]

Keep your mouth shut if I hear you told anyone there will be consequences

[@lilpollo1510]

Cj from San Andreas: nice rhymes man

[@byproductofcheese]

@@B_bang22 scp foundation: to late we're already here

[@B_bang22]

@@byproductofcheese ✌️ *disappears*

[@glitterboba2318]

100’s of years ago: “Dude, you messed up” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@thegeek4576]

Like 600 probably

[@meej5585]

honestly this one is written very poorly

[@meej5585]

@Austin BattonI think this channel picks bad stories to narrate which sucks because he has a good voice but i agree most of the stories on here are bad.

[@razarios_life]

I also hate it when a modern day father telling his 15 year old boy a centurys old story about an ancient curse and doesn't voice the characters historically accurate. The absolute nerve!!

[@theonefriendwhohasnolife]

Man these rules aren’t even about jobs anymore. It getting more dangerous

[@paulbaker2859]

@Thorby Talock Misterioso and I am a woman in a mans body😂😂😂

[@fh120]

@Thorby Talock Misterioso Yeah no you’re lying. Stop being ignorant.

[@cocoawonder5265]

@@paulbaker2859 Stop lying to yourself you’re a man. But if you want you can become a woman but you’ll be non-binary

[@paulbaker2859]

@@cocoawonder5265 it’s a joke homie😂🤙

[@paulbaker2859]

@Thorby Talock Misterioso woahwoah Huss chill out 😂😂😂😂 your talking like an angry 12 year old

[@naomiparks4533]

He said he broke a rule today, and right after he said it has been a week...?

[@andreasul2608]

One day I wanna listen to a rules creepypasta where it actually turns out to be an emaborate joke.

[@alextheshrimp3565]

r/boneappletea

[@RandomHandleLol1738]

I got a list of rules when I turned 14, I read it and haven’t been the same since. 1. Never give someone up 2. Never let someone down 3. Never run around 4. Never desert you 5. Never make someone cry 6. Never say goodbye 7. Never tell a lie 8. Never hurt you

[@rectknasorcur5432]

Lol

[@-Dr.Plague-]

Rule 1: Watch at least 10 MrCreeps videos every day.

[@f.b.i.8590]

Isn't the first rule never miss a Mr. Creeps video.

[@alexsmaniaa]

@@f.b.i.8590 i missed 4 vids but fbi you will never get me

[@eric63377]

Rule 2: While on the commode.

[@B_bang22]

@@f.b.i.8590 indeed it is comrade. It’s one of the punishments in the invitation/rule book Here is your invitation to the Cult of Creeps Daily requirements include but not limited to - Watching each daily upload - Liking the his video daily - Make sure you are subscribed -Never forget we will be watching you -Don't break any requirements or it will result in swift and ruthless punishment. Punishment consists of but is not limited to -Thrown through the door way in the woods - Walk up the stars in the Attic - Spend a night in wendigo and skin walker infested woods (with nothing but a flare gun, pistol and a combat knife) - Slowly have your soul be fed piece by piece to Mr. Creeps These punishments vary based on your actions Ranks 1. Errand boy 2. Worshiper 3. Hunter Speaker 4. Vessel 5. Priest The council is made up of the priests and the speaker. Your rank can go up if you have made contributions and is a constant meetings and embarking on missions.The priest or speaker can also decide if you can advance in rank. However you may choose to stay in a rank if you don't wish to rank higher. But if Mr. Creeps demands it, you will be moved to said rank. You can also go down in rank. See actions above along with inactivity or backing out of missions. However, we see the reason fit for your absence we may allow it without punishment. Don't lie, we will already know the truth and lies will result in the upmost punishment which is REDACTED Missions Mission consists of hunting Cryptids, exploring unknown realms or territories. Recruiting new members, sealing dangerous portals and or gateways etc. Missions rank in the following C rank B rank A rank S rank God level threat rank REDACTED We welcome you to the cult of Creeps and we expect great things from you. Don't worry about contacting us, we will contact you. However if the situation truly calls for it, you can pray to Mr. Creeps and our Vessels will relay it to the priest immediately and we will help.

[@marcuspaul4319]

Rule 3 make a pun or write the script of spooky scary skeletons

[@mralpha64002]

These rule pastas are always so volatile, like sometimes they are super unique and other times they completely fail.

[@kingofspades9720]

Honestly, I can't tell which type you think this is lmao

[@airplanedude3103]

@@kingofspades9720 Defo a fail

[@MultiPunci]

“Dude, you messed up!” said the 15th century teenager.

[@BT-rl3nt]

16th*

[@cassidyyy9589]

@@BT-rl3nt nope it’s 15th

[@BT-rl3nt]

@@cassidyyy9589 dumbass we are living in the 21st century, aka the 2000's. the 20th century is the 1900's, 19th is 1800's, etc. back to 16th, being the 1500's. literally a single question typed into google or a first grade education could have given you this information, but you continue to remain ignorant to one of the first things we teach children.

[@cassidyyy9589]

@@BT-rl3nt apologies, i didnt notice the century and thought you meant 1600s. i read that wrong

[@BT-rl3nt]

@@cassidyyy9589 oh now i feel bad :I

[@aidanthebozo8647]

"Dude you messed up" More like: Sire thou hast smited thyself by thy wrath of thee gods

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

Henceforth thy witch shall curse of you forth eternity

[@flaregun1073]

@@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts lmao

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

@@flaregun1073 I’m surprised a flare gun can use a keyboard

[@justme-lf4ll]

Story Update: The thief in this story is actually MARTY MCFLY who, along with Doc Brown, accidently traveled from *1985* to *1585*. While there, he taught his 16th century homies how to speak in modern english slang. Marty only broke into the old woman's house because she possessed a sacred stone that could be used to power the Delorean, in place of the flux capacitor. Hopefully Marty can get the Witch to remove the curse so that he can rescue the storyteller from this alternative reality.

[@Gnostic88]

I gotta say, there were quite a few inconsistencies in this story. This supposedly all started in the 1500's but the list is telling him to only drink "tapwater"... And his dad is using slang when using the dialogue of the story of the original thief but goes out of his way to say it was close to the original dialogue. "Dood she's a witch.". Buying a house before 20 from "working jobs when I could." CAMMMONNNNNNNNNNNNN. I normally don't leave comments like this, but this stuff really vexed me because they were so easy to actually spot.

[@SnazzySMM]

1: about the tapwater thing, the witches curse could be taking random actions and incorporating them inot hte list? 2: the dad is porbalily pharoh phrsinjg

[@williamrobinson8981]

Well I mean it’s still a good story so just suspend disbelief. But if you want to get down to it. His dad said it was basically the same dialogue that’s been passed down not the exact dialouge and the witch just cursed them to have a set of rules to make sure he’s responsible. The things you would need to do to be responsible may change throughout the ages so it makes sense that the list would then include tap water.

[@Gnostic88]

@@SnazzySMM 1. Well I could have bought that, but it was heavily implied the list has remained consistent since the 1500's. 2. I could have bought that too, but then his dad went out of his way to explain that it was the exact dialogue. Of course stuff said 100's of years ago would change with retellings, but idk. That bothered me less than the tap water and him buying a house before 20 by saving up from various par-time jobs.

[@Gnostic88]

@@williamrobinson8981 The tap-water thing bugs me cause his dad made it seem like the rules have remained the same since the original curse.

[@CarpeNocturnus]

I agree with you, plus in the 1500's they wouldn't have brushed off the original offenders crimes due to his age either. 🤷‍♀️

[@Silversnapdragon]

I really hate the stories that end on "if you know whats going on tell me." I wouldn't even consider that a cliff hanger. I want the rest of the story, but I doubt there's going to be one with how quickly they cut it short and put such little thought into the ending. Its like he ran out of ideas and just stopped writing. It was such a good story too. I was really getting into it when it was about to end.

[@steeredshark5542]

Honestly though. And like, from a real perspective, how would anyone know something about a curse that’s affected only his family specifically for 500+ years. It does sound like running out of ideas and trying to incorporate what people say

[@winstonwins1096]

No way in hell I could remember all these rules, much less a teenager. I find it unbelievable that no one in that family would have broken such obnoxious rules over that much time.

[@MrDaAsif]

Yeah I thought they were going for a horror element by way of struggling to keep on top of all the rules

[@steeredshark5542]

I think it’s sorta implied that every list is different. Like, the dad may have If you are thirsty after 9pm you can only drink coffee and if it is before 8am you can only drink decaf. He did say that there are usually 10 rules. So that could help imply the list is basically random and whatever the witch thinks of when she writes it

[@elinee1806]

Well, at least the rules are being updated according to modern progresses😂

[@decro4945]

Lmao

[@greentyphoon3769]

yea tap water 😂

[@JTK2002]

Dude got the spongebob bubbles in the background

[@alexsmaniaa]

There not from spongebob

[@JTK2002]

@@alexsmaniaa they look like it

[@freedomlover9560]

Seems like family lore designed to make the boys in the family behave, and he added the other half to make it interesting.

[@maryellen9503]

I love "lists of rules" stories. I wish someone would give me a list of rules, I'd follow them FLAWLESSLY. I want more of this one though, it's one of the best written of this genre!

[@leonistarnova409]

You will probably have the worst rules then tbh-

[@Velvettei]

I'll give you one

[@LibreDeCulpa]

1) Drink 2lts of water everyday. 2) Exercise/meditate for 30 minutes as soon as you wake up before doing anything else. 3) Shower and apply sunscreen everyday after working out. 4) You will prepare a list with 5 things you need to accomplish that day. Dont worry if you cant complete them all, you can always try again tomorrow. 5) Be kind to others, always. Specially when they arent. Those are your rules, good luck 😉 Edit: if you read them, they're your rules now too

[@theoddlemon408]

Day 15 of asking for a Mr. Creeps onlyfans

[@JOJ0ROCK1]

day 1 of leaking your adress to 4chan

[@Elizabeth11.11]

@@JOJ0ROCK1 why am I laughing so hard at this 😭

[@KENWALD]

@@JOJ0ROCK1 😂😂goteem

[@theoddlemon408]

@@JOJ0ROCK1 day 1 of posting your micro-peen on Reddit

[@trentonsheffer5198]

Day 1 of posting my opinion on Twitter

[@daniellevaughn4598]

I can't believe all the guys for generations followed the rules successfully until him.

[@crunchypotatoes9253]

MR CREEPS IS SO UNDERATED, HE IS LITTERALLY MY INSPIRATION AND HE HAS THE BEST CONTENT FOR ME

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Tune in next week for "We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I".

[@Jason_Nation69]

Moral of the story, always set an alarm so you don't forget to open your windows

[@claireredfield6676]

People in medieval Europe feared tomatoes. They called them "poison apples."

[@kawairedditor]

Yea i think it was cuz they ate them on silver plates which poisoned the tomatoes

[@igivecompliments9401]

@@kawairedditor I believe the plates were mostly made of lead, which lead to the death of the people who ate from them.

[@Ri0tem]

i like it how his voice goes serious when he said 'it' then proceeded to have a narrator like voice yet again

[@Elizabeth11.11]

A part 2 would be great!! I’d love to hear more about this story

[@wordsofwinter]

It's like the OCD version of avoiding schizophrenia (which usually starts in guys in late teens/early twenties.) Follow these rules and defend mental stability!

[@Velvettei]

Got fucking damn I hear voices that tell me to follow there rules they said if I don't there kill my family

[@dreamison9041]

Dad: “I know all the dialogue...” Dialogue from 1500s: “Dude, you messed up... Okay man, I’ll leave.” 😂

[@ChillAstroOfficial]

never stop the amazing content, love your videos there are a few of scary story telling channels but your voice and how you tell the stories is just perfect nobody is as good as you keep it up man 🙏

[@kathall6422]

Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.............thanking you kindly, Mr. Creeps, for being you. Please stay safe,healthy, kind, strong and happy everyone, peace and much love sent from Ontario, Canada.

[@thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227]

[Best extension to write horror based off the title i could do] It's strange, the book only had 1 rule. After my parents gave me the book of rules they kept talking about it, as if they're was more to it. I decided to hide behind the stairs and listen to their later conversation about the book, I could hear them talking about some paper and my own safety "he's our only kid" I could hear them say however I can't recall specifics. Finally, after listening on them, I decided to go to my room and read the book of rules, strangely it looked like possibly the smallest book I've seen consisting of only two pages, I opened the cover and read "if you're reading this your life is about to get much more difficult unfortunately. Follow these rules and it might just get easier". I was shocked to turn to the second and final page, with only 5 words it left me terrified. "Stay away from your uncle".

[@r.j.frantz6227]

Ah yes in the common tongue of the 1500s he told them "Dude,you like..messed up man".

[@ultrablueslime8216]

"dad, how do you know the exact dialogue if it happened 100s of years ago?" that's some great commentary on modern creepypastas lol

[@mladenlupsa2354]

This is basically 2015 to 2020 But the dude didnt realise it will last til 2022

[@bananasause2451]

Wdym

[@wiggs1969]

Wdum I am confused

[@dragonsoul123]

They are refering to having to follow strict rules you would not have anticipated.

[@vangildermichael1767]

These are always the most creative imagination I could ever imagine. So grand, and then it's also open ended. So I can use my little thoughts to finish it. He has a more creative stance on this stuff, but I'll try.

[@EverythingRelative]

You'd think the fact that his dad is serious, the note is old, and the fact he sticks true to the story that his dad is legit.

[@Daemic9]

Everyone talking about the 1500s... Dude was happy to get an Xbox at 15, that he wanted when he was 10

[@JCPatrick]

I love how in the 1500’s they used the word “dude”. And instead of saying “struck” he said “that’s when he striked” lol That’s all.

[@imbacksurprise7575]

May not have came to his mind at the time or he might have thought it sounded better

[@Poke-Chann]

And how an 18 year old could buy a house near a university after working part time along with school. This was definitely written by a middle schooler.

[@juliab7934]

@@Poke-Chann the person who wrote it was probably 15, lol

[@vijandplays3151]

Me: *sees the thing in the thumbnail* Also me: *Starts running faster than light in the opposite direction*

[@randommanplayssomegames2051]

HANS! GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!

[@katywilliams5371]

I truly appreciate the attention to detail and accuracy of 1500s dialog.

[@ichangedit1852]

Uhhh I don't think they said bruh in the 1500s

[@VexedVergil]

That's rough, I would like to think there's a difference between breaking the rules out of spite or rebellion that would net you a dire consequence. But breaking the rule, 1 time, in a honest mistake mistake, should have netted him a lesser fixable consequence just to remind him to not faulter lol also, the witch seems super petty. She not only killed the thief, but also his friends and store owner who had nothing to do with the stolen goods, and she also got all her stuff back, while additionally cursed the whole blood line. Talk about over kill vengeance

[@chickenmcpimpin6512]

I thought this pasta wasnt going to be of my particular taste but I'm glad I never judge pasta by the look of the sauce. I ended up really enjoying it. I'll give it a 3 out of 5. Good shit bro

[@skyekelley8080]

"I followed the rules like the bible" I am consistently astonished at just how weirdly-pious some of these authors seem to be

[@Ellanion]

These aren't like "stay in line" rules, these are protection rules. Feels like there's plenty of material to explore there :)

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Good luck explaining your eight PM curfew to literally every date you have when you turn 16 or so. Your college girlfriends will love it too. Oh wait....

[@bumbleberryshortcake6099]

"dude...you messed up." *ad* "YOU KNOW THAT DANCE WHEN YOUR DINNER'S READY?"

[@misfitohnorun5868]

The awkward moment he broke a rule after opening his birthday present. He left without opening all the windows in the house

[@staticchronos2780]

I love the rules genre

[@xx_nobel744]

Same

[@G1MM1CKTUNES]

Same

[@f.b.i.8590]

The first rule is easy never miss a Mr. Creeps video.

[@aaswf001-3d8]

OII WHERE THE CIA I NEED TO COMMIT MORE WAR CRIMES IN VEITNAM

[@alexsmaniaa]

I missed 4

[@aaswf001-3d8]

@@alexsmaniaa NEXT TIME HIT THE TARGET Show.No.Mercy

[@B_bang22]

Here is your invitation to the Cult of Creeps Daily requirements include but not limited to - Watching each daily upload - Liking the his video daily - Make sure you are subscribed -Never forget we will be watching you -Don't break any requirements or it will result in swift and ruthless punishment. Punishment consists of but is not limited to -Thrown through the door way in the woods - Walk up the stars in the Attic - Spend a night in wendigo and skin walker infested woods (with nothing but a flare gun, pistol and a combat knife) - Slowly have your soul be fed piece by piece to Mr. Creeps These punishments vary based on your actions Ranks 1. Errand boy 2. Worshiper 3. Hunter Speaker 4. Vessel 5. Priest The council is made up of the priests and the speaker. Your rank can go up if you have made contributions and is a constant meetings and embarking on missions.The priest or speaker can also decide if you can advance in rank. However you may choose to stay in a rank if you don't wish to rank higher. But if Mr. Creeps demands it, you will be moved to said rank. You can also go down in rank. See actions above along with inactivity or backing out of missions. However, we see the reason fit for your absence we may allow it without punishment. Don't lie, we will already know the truth and lies will result in the upmost punishment which is REDACTED Missions Mission consists of hunting Cryptids, exploring unknown realms or territories. Recruiting new members, sealing dangerous portals and or gateways etc. Missions rank in the following C rank B rank A rank S rank God level threat rank REDACTED We welcome you to the cult of Creeps and we expect great things from you. Don't worry about contacting us, we will contact you. However if the situation truly calls for it, you can pray to Mr. Creeps and our Vessels will relay it to the priest immediately and we will help.

[@eric63377]

@@B_bang22 I happen to be on Priest level and have completed many REDACTED missions.

[@almasarajlic2306]

"Dude, you really messed up" typical 15th century vocabulary.

[@its.ah.me.marissa3976]

Your voice is so monotone. I love it

[@kenzieu1289]

i love going to sleep to these since i don’t have to watch anything and it’s just him talking 😌😌

[@catchiho8261]

I feel like this dude isn't really cursed, but has schizophrenia. Both visual and auditory hallucinations are common with people who have this disorder. It's also possible that the stress from the routine caused him to have a breakdown.

[@jordanthomas1384]

What about every male in his family having to go through with it?

[@laucio1918]

@@jordanthomas1384 perhaps hereditary and the list feed into their own schizophrenia?

[@Daniel413Lee]

I haven't finished it yet but it's refreshing for somebody other than the main character to know the rules

[@Xiiki]

“Dude you messed up” more like, “sorry my kind sire, it appears you have taken thy rules incorrectly.”

[@eric63377]

The Rules are always good to you, If you follow them.

[@charlesm3577]

🤮

[@sabieleclipse5799]

Rule #1 of rules pastas: break every rule 😹

[@michaelhansen698]

Rules often dont apply the creator of rules

[@charlesm3577]

@@michaelhansen698 rules are for sheep who cannot govern their own actions or process the implications of their own actions I accept all equal and opposite reactions from my actions and I can control my own self so I do as I see fit at the current point in time

[@tjr1071]

Im go rob a bank

[@azndreamers209]

Idk why but these stories with a list of rules always be fascinating.

[@corruptparacosm]

We are all early... Man.

[@rakheem351]

Early asf

[@chrisclaytor3171]

Yeah

[@kieranrds]

Damn straight

[@doomjoltfromflordia4069]

Hey I’m hear 1 hour of posting

[@madmasdog6888]

Yeah

[@barlas2740]

So for his fifteenth birthday, he got a new console that he’s wanted since he was ten. Yup I’ll allow it

[@Metalffe]

I would have been dead in a few months or weeks because of this lmao

[@invasive7324]

They wouldnt say "Dude, you messed up" they would say "My good friend, you have made quite the devious mistake, on which thy witch shall punish thee"

[@TheKingOfThunder99]

when i saw a new video about rules i clicked immediately. keep up the great work man

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Most unbelievable part: 1500's kids saying "Dude, you messed up."

[@Witchbear91]

I now want to place a protective curse over all my social media so that anyone who hacks me will be cursed.

[@ily1723]

Rules: 1) leave all the windows open from the time you leave your house to the time you return 2) people will call you throughout the day, do not respond to those calls, if you do, run to a building and stay there for five minutes 3) every day at 2pm you will have to go to the street and toss a coin at the man in the corner, he'll always be there, don't ever talk to him 4) if in the middle of the day the sun shines, say "oh lord, thank you for the light" 5) you must come home every day before 8pm, if you notice a weird smell, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror and say "you are non welcomed, leave" then close the windows as quickly as possible, if the smell is not present just close all the windows 6) don't eat amything after 9 pm, you can only drink tab water until 6am 7)if you wake up in the middle of the night and see a shadow in your room, close your eyes until you feel the present left and then go back to sleep 8) when you wake up in the morning make sure there's nothing wrong in the room, if there is, fix it before doing anything else

[@jamesbakewell298]

this guy at the end of every sentence: "uh"

[@zainalzuhud9233]

I cant unhear it

[@jozsi93]

Ah,yes "dude,you messed up" and "gosh,fine man" were very popular phrases in the 1500's. 5/7 for authenticity.

[@calamitouscalliope]

I listened to the fresh prince theme now I have a list of rules to follow for life

[@ashtonpatton4207]

I know this isn't the point, but the fact that the only reason he didn't get homework was because the teachers "felt good" that day boils my blood for some reason

[@jojotag5344]

so in the 1500s they say "dude, you've messed up man"

[@osadniczek140]

great thing to watch when your 15th birthday is a few days away

[@ToClarify1]

My dad: we need to talk about it. Me: oh no not the birds and the bees His dad: we need to talk about it Him:oh the rules I need to follow to stay alive and not die. His dad: yea that

[@Jake-iw3tl]

1500's: Dude, you messed up 😆 Dad, how do you know the dialogue? 🤔

[@luc1de678]

Great story! Keep up the good work :D

[@jimmiesussler8640]

Gets whole family lineage cursed... proceeds to continue having kids... madlads

[@MageMalice]

Fr though, like I guess they were hoping for a girl??

[@ShaneLehoux]

Keep up the good work love the stories

[@boomerpro87]

>story that took place hundreds of years ago "Dude, you messed up" Ah yes The lesser known time traveler's dialect

[@prizrak636]

I wonder how he tossed the coin to the man at 2PM on lockdown

[@charlesm3577]

He lives in Georgia apparently where no one enforces quarantine orders

[@zekee.w5837]

@Caramel Cupcake Honestly, I think the writer just forgot about some of the rules he wrote because some of them just felt like filler. Especially when the main character only started hearing sounds AFTER he finally broke a rule, which the rule never stated it needed to be done for the specific rule to occur.

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

Maybe he lives in a place with competent leaders who aren't scared of the sniffles?

[@nosyDetective]

Maybe this is a bit of a reach, but I think the coin they have to give the old man pays back the debt their ancestor accumulated. Maybe the curse would stop once they fully pay back their debt. Also I think the curse might have been tailor-made to get payback for what their ancestor did. For example, rule 1 is payback for the little thief who probably took advantage of open windows. Rule 2 may hint at him being a pickpocket and maybe using distractions to better steal from his victims. Rule 3, again, might be about paying back his debt. Rule 4 is about being home at night, which is probably when he preferred going out to steal. Rule 5 is about not being welcome in the house, just like a burglar would. Rule 7 maybe refers to him sneaking into people's homes. Rule 8 is about checking if things are out of place, just like the victim of a burglary would.

[@DesertViper83]

Don’t worry, there’s a Paranormal Hunter on his way to take care of these “Rules”

[@kerisgrimm-stone7094]

Is nobody going to question why he needed the dads help for a volcano experiment at FIFTEEN? Of course he was going to forget and break the rules, he's clearly remedial.

[@rayaguirre2084]

One day I got home and I heard. Let me out let me out. It totally freaked me out. It was loud and clear. I went to hang my jacket up in the closet and my wife stepped out. She said you didn't hear me God damn it I've been yelling for hours.

[@loganwyatt511]

Wtf that is insane......did she have any story to tell as to how she got there or in that realm of experience or existence?....... (Not sure what to call it)

[@hotqothrat9109]

Your voice is so relaxing omg

[@Cat94857]

Hi