I Got Another DUI... (almost)

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In todays video, I talk about the time I was told to drunk drive home by the police. I hope you enjoy!
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[@TheGBLN]

THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR 💚💚

[@MrBronkitis]

happy new years to the only influencer i can look up to and say confidently you probably aren’t fucking kids

[@BenDuckmanton-qe5ey]

Thanks goblin

[@broken9168]

Happy New Year! Keep up the grind man!

[@RygerPete]

Legend! ❤❤️‍🔥❤ Keep rocking in the free world Mr Goblin! 🤘😎👍 2025 lets goo -Kindly RygerPete from Denmark

[@Chill-w9c]

Happy New Year Gob enjoying the pod keep it up

[@sparkkoo0]

i just lit the crack pipe bro immaculate timing

[@BenDuckmanton-qe5ey]

Goblin fans are crazy. But tbh I can't say shit😂😂😂

[@based.lifeenjoyer]

@@BenDuckmanton-qe5ey i already reported it 👍

[@prod.1trilo]

@@based.lifeenjoyer we hate you

[@Turbos-b3z]

​@@based.lifeenjoyeryou're only based if you're kidding

[@BenDuckmanton-qe5ey]

​@based.lifeenjoyer you can't report replys

[@Jacks2022]

THE GOB VIDEO ON THE REFRESH IS CRAZY

[@kylesimmons2631]

Nah type shit!!

[@AR-hw9zi]

You sir are blessed

[@thehistoryconsumer1021]

Literally just happened to me!

[@wordedsauce5580]

The meat-riding is crazy! Skeet Skeet bang bang

[@LGEslim]

That boy early early 💀

[@mamadougaming5388]

I gotta admit you’re starting 2025 strong with that good of a hoot and a holler of a video. Our beloved recovered drug fiend has finally mastered the art of storytelling. Keep it up my g

[@ecclesman]

@@mamadougaming5388 finally?

[@LonneLpp]

@@ecclesman agreed

[@lukas9681]

@@ecclesmanright? Gob been mastered this

[@ecclesman]

@@mamadougaming5388 why have so many people liked this comment past gobby is coping strays for no reason he don't deserve it

[@PharmaPirateEZ]

It finally happened. I've been watching Goblin for near damn his whole KZbin career, and the perfect timing bit finally happened.

[@Mmkayliberal]

​@Overweight_elephant he lit a blunt right as he got the noti

[@astrum_nauta]

Welcome to the club broskii

[@getto5702]

I was bored asf at work open up yt and boom top of the list couldn’t have been better timing

[@Kammyhaa]

I found the strongest blow iv tried in since 2019 😂 one lines got me tweaking

[@ReyLoko1418]

Can u really pirate pharma pl

[@Fisheee123]

"It's the drunk crashers that get us in trouble" - Jschlatt

[@iphonefour5666]

a true intoxicated traveler

[@mincraftisawsome1234]

It really is though

[@tfairfilms]

I GOT CLICKBAITED (ALMOST)

[@kizarella]

true

[@ecclesman]

GOBBY REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD LESS GOOO

[@Turbos-b3z]

It hasn't been that long

[@ecclesman]

@@Turbos-b3z true he has gone for much longer periods in the past but damn I was just hyped to see his name in my inbox haha

[@lilwhitekein7397]

@@ecclesmanyeah bro🔥🔥

[@AdamBares-m7q]

@@ecclesman me when I'm in an unfunny competition and my opponent is a "he never uploads" youtube commenter

[@ecclesman]

@AdamBares-m7q I wasn't tryna be funny man but those people piss me off usually haha I just wanna glaze gobby let me do that in peace

[@PhoenixsWorldVideos]

Absolute state sanctioned hoot and a holler. Don’t burn urself out with that upload schedule man - but the stories are always my fav.

[@dustinzann1983]

In the doctors office waiting on the script cannot get better timing

[@Mgbruh]

Watching Goblin in the Doctor's office is diabolical. They finna revoke that script 💀

[@skerock9551]

@@Mgbruhbro bluetooth headphones die then the whole office hears what he’s listening to doc comes back in yea about that we have reconsidered and i think im gonna give u some ibuprofen 800 😂

[@SalemOG]

Haha

[@dustinzann1983]

@@skerock9551 they at 100% 🤣

[@dustinzann1983]

@@Mgbruh I’ll let yall know 😂

[@hnry2261]

„Mind you, I’m telling you this as a white guy, so I’m not even a victim of the racism. I actually benefit from it. So if I’m complaining about the racism, that’s how you know it’s bad“ hahaha you a real one

[@billballinger5622]

White people are frequently victims of racism

[@lukescoolersco387]

jsut stole fresh batch of vodka from parents liquor storage and new video. perfection.

[@CumminsTech24]

My parents still have a bottle of vodka with water. It’s been almost 20 years and they still didnt notice 🤣

[@0Touche0]

filling a vodka bottle with water is a universal experience i swear 🤣

[@morpheus_9]

@@0Touche0bro I did the same shit

[@vasticcc]

get a job lol ur sad

[@Chill-w9c]

@@CumminsTech24😂😂

[@newnew-h9m]

Happy new year man i aint done nun but weed for a long while

[@cannabi0]

the way it should be 🎉

[@generalsheep4169]

Ik my input probably doesn't mean shit but Fuck yeah man, I'm super proud of you, getting out of the drug hole is one hell of an accomplishment man, I feel you

[@rv_jumpshotz1139]

Keep it up bro

[@DecsterDM]

Weed all u need wit some liquor on the weekend type shit. More than hat and ur on ur way down a dark path

[@jimbobfisher8904]

@@generalsheep4169I’m a 23 year old dude that’s deep in the alcohol hole at the moment im honestly scared because I don’t think I’m gonna be able to kick it tbh.

[@JasonReynolds-cc3zy]

Just got out of out patient rehab and a new goblin video hell yea

[@nevo3195]

Hell yeah

[@exploringnewterritories7521]

Hell yeah

[@sumairi5005]

gobby ive been watching your videos since 14 and im turning 18 soon, throughout all my degeneracy ive always had a gob story to look forward to

[@zippyflamez4597]

Im be 18 in February too homie 😂

[@moss1w]

18 in february too

[@Blake-js1pw]

Also 18 in February wtf 3 ppl 💀

[@Sniperboy5551]

This sounds like speedrun advice for getting robbed. I was with a chick who I had known since high school. We had a 1 or 2 week fling, next thing I know shit’s going missing. I’d never invite a chick *and her male friends* over if I didn’t already know them.

[@dfih1592]

Fr those dudes were probably mad that Gobbo had nothing to steal

[@nostalgiatrip7331]

sounds like Mona Lisa by Lil Wayne

[@christiandw23]

Such a tune​@@nostalgiatrip7331

[@romote4712]

He prolly ain't ever think of it cuz mans jus roughing it out he ain't got nun to steal 😭😭

[@drew-horst]

We got pulled over, 6 people deep in the car fried as an egg. Pulled us for no turn signal. Cop called for back up and we just sat there high school stoned. They said have a good day and left. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[@jameskirkpatrick5569]

Either they were fucking with y'all, decided to go easy on ya, or they had a much more pressing matter to attend to. (Bogo at dunkin)

[@drew-horst]

@@jameskirkpatrick5569 bogo at dunkin 😭 wtf. Probs tho, it was Illinois

[@jaxsonrogie2816]

bro got so high he got trapped in super troopers

[@SandraClanton]

There where looking for a certain vehicle or a group of people

[@PatrickPusch-d7p]

Getting sober from xans atm and your videos and a big bunch of weed are really helping me out man!

[@Rizzole]

I did it bro 20 yr benzo additicted I'm back. Smoke that weed uo get ya head clear they say you can't come back from benzo addiction, that's only the pussies, stay staunch stay off em and smoke only my young bro

[@hsbdbsjsjebbdbsbsb370]

Literally just came back with 4g of ket and a load of Mandy, I love you goblin

[@hsbdbsjsjebbdbsbsb370]

Update, currently getting sick everywhere wtf did I buy

[@RygerPete]

Always test before ingest! .❤

[@DDFProductions]

Rip bozo. You good?

[@NoahClayton]

I’m ready for the next update g… hope you are good!

[@alexdavies7112]

Bro you good?

[@TheActualNCRTrooper]

I’m ngl I needed a good ole Goblin vid todays been rough af

[@ultraviolet540]

Same here

[@YTRedo93]

That comment about racism and how "I would benefit from it that's how you know it's bad" Made me laugh out loud and deserves a like straight away.

[@Cork_Oak_Boy]

22:19 “my two African American gentlemen.”

[@Trenton_kg]

was listening to the pods and rehab story times all day at work and get a new vid when I’m off? It’s a blessed day time for a hoot and holler

[@BapeCam]

happy new years gobby hoping to stay sober all year wish me luck

[@prestoncrafton3926]

Best of luck to you, brother. 💪

[@Pplh8r]

Good luck bro you got this

[@jimbobfisher8904]

Damn couldn’t b me 😂

[@cp8626]

Goblin i suffer from marijuana addiction, straight IV’ing it now, but your bids help me get through another day!

[@Rizzole]

Yea my thc system is lacking blood too😢

[@jxnseyyy]

goblin thank you for helping me get through every single school day. putting an airpod in and listening to one of your videos makes my day so much better. love from the UK 💚💚💚

[@WeatherSwimWX]

Goblin just described the Chicago PD undercover cops as well, almost got arrested last week over insurance lmfaooo 😂

[@aidanarmstrong7472]

Got me hootin’ and hollerin’ already

[@MassHysteriah]

Woah woah woah a 30min banger?? Truly a happy new year. Lemme get the rig

[@MassHysteriah]

AND WEEKLY SCHED? AW WE LOCKED

[@dylandaniel1201]

Man I had just got my license 3 days before. Was hanging out with 2 buddies drinking and smoking and my best friend wanted to sneak out. So I went and picked him up. We got back and everything was good, had a good time, and he had to go back home eventually. Went to take him home and got pulled over pulling into bros driveway for not dimming my headlights. We’ve already drank 2 bottles of vodka (he lives 5 min down the road but still a shitty thing) everyone blew .09, .11, .13, and somehow by the grace of god, I blew 0.00. No clue how. Then my friends dad walked out, claimed me and my best friend and was gonna let the other 2 go to jail. Thankfully my dad came and claimed them lol

[@venomoz1523]

This one is a certified rural classic. Happy new year!!!

[@professionalpacktaxer]

grew up watching gobby since 6th grade, im now a freshman in college, Caught a little DUI gobby😞7 months till i can drive again tho just been working in name of the hoot n holler

[@jaked6746]

Happy New Year Gob!!!

[@corruptpolitician4533]

I’m actually so hyped for your new content schedule Ik it’s already kind of been like this for a little bit but now it’s a official and specific

[@selfbff]

Never thought I’d live to see goblin in his content creator era

[@rv_jumpshotz1139]

Goblin you are carrying KZbin right now, the gobcast is hilarious 😂 keep it up

[@JSCUBS]

Happy belated birthday Goblin 420 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@ChanzHorton]

Something so comforting and nostalgic bout watchin a new goblin upload💯

[@trippycee6096]

1 million subs dis year gob keep up wit the uploads, keep it real g.

[@luqatheg6924]

bro just keep doing what your doing love the content. Honestly just writing this comment to boost you algorithm.

[@ZeusGarcia-o8e]

"State sanctioned DUI" Goblin 2024 😂

[@cloudy7003]

0:20 that anime skin is so pay-to-lose lol

[@9bang88]

Ong

[@TheTropicalNine]

wsg goblin got recommended this just now been a while since ive smoked and probably never will again because of the derealization its given me but man getting high and watching some goblin were the days

[@sirsneedster]

>committing a serious and dangerous crime >immediately start arguing with cops >get let go "ay man dat was rayciss"

[@chrisblanco2707]

30 min goblin vid in the time before work today, impeccable timing

[@llortaton2834]

Goblin you deserve everything that you get in 2025 whatever it is merry xmas!

[@Lit_starrr]

Yoooo literally perfect timing Im smoking a joint of my favorite strain in the snowy weather. Cheers gobby!

[@Alex-hb9ph]

i love the new schedule just dont get burnt out, work at your pace

[@Soft_Station_999]

Immaculate timing as always goblin videos every Friday sounds fire 🔥

[@SundryTornAsunder]

Happy New Year, man. This has to be one of your funniest stories, dude, honestly.

[@lordnutman]

51 more goblin vids? this year will be legendary. love you goblin, been smoking only gas for a minute, litterly in my lungs rn ❤

[@bobog4054]

Scheduled goblin vids 2025 my year for sure 🙏

[@lsw6677]

I’m sitting on the roof of my nyc apartment admiring the view of the city and ripping the bong, perfect timing Gob.

[@xeavor9177]

First time gobby been on a schedule since Coke Chronicles 😂

[@jaygroomes1357]

Every time gobby says banger I think of the this is not a banger meme. I KNOW BANGERS. I KNOW BANGERS 🗣🗣.

[@verbal9014]

I had withdrawals from no new goblin videos

[@ramenenjoyer3838]

im so hyped for this new schedule dog, keep up the good work!

[@Benji10109]

Just sat down with a new gram of hash bro this timing couldn’t be better

[@harrisonkarn2078]

If a cop thought you were bone sober and let you drive without even asking to see your license, some blame can definitely be shifted to them.

[@deebz21]

When I got pulled over high and the spot light came on I just used my electric mirrors and pointed that shit out till it wasnt in my face. Drove home a few minutes later.

[@bigapeallcity]

Idea for an april fools video: its a compilation of stories where you say "We're gonna call this girl Ashley" and it skips to the next one right after you say that

[@aydenwarner1913]

I’ve been waiting for a new video for a while love the content and the goal for New Years will expect to clock in on all new videos

[@jacobstrunks7293]

Gob I’ve watched every one of your videos, many of them multiple times. I’m happy to say that todays video is the first time for me your video is PERFECTLY timed

[@JamIsOffline]

JUST TOOK A BLINK FOR THE WEEKLY UPLOADS PAPA GOB ❤️❤️❤️

[@masterBong1]

PERFECT timing as per usual Gobby!

[@thepunisherxxx6804]

Love your content man, really happy to see you killing it lately.

[@codieho]

came in and said more content this new year. getting lit frfr

[@neovah2626]

get up to rip a dab, sit back down to a fresh goblin upload we up.

[@Turbos-b3z]

Oooooooo

[@Eskah.Mof0]

Beep around and get a D.U.I D....D....DUI 😂 Goblin! Great stories 👏.

[@CollinMcFC]

Thumbnail goes so incredibly hard, we starting 2025 off with a Gobby banger

[@MKCasu-dm5gv]

Regular Friday videos got me weeping with Joy, happy new year king

[@sxvntry420]

What an immaculate time for a Goblin upload, been an avid viewer of your channel for about 4 years now I’ve finally kicked weed it’s been 2 weeks the videos are just as enjoyable as always

[@noeli_333]

😂 this story was an absolute hoot and holler

[@FeZz-x4f]

Immaculate timing goblin just got my bong ready

[@thegooeymanschannel7128]

Crazy how much hes gotten fucked up and barred out that he still remembers these stories so vividly

[@jacobroberts450]

Half-hour story time?! Great way to wait for the edible to hit and start the weekend🔥

[@DaRealMan45]

Counter Strike, Energy Drink, and the za. The OGoblin then uploaded ; legendary evening incoming.

[@BehesjsbBssndh-n7y]

Perfect timming gotta blunt and my Taco Bell just got outta work

[@dogbog99]

Great story telling as always goblin

[@ryanmurphy2089]

I 100 percent promise you you’re not getting off in small town Alabama lol. If you think cops in Illinois are bad you have no clue what the south is like bro

[@VallenteDunn]

Mate, this and most of your stories are a mirror of this sort of culture in the North East of the U.K. 😂

[@EwingFYM]

Gobby do u got any stories about Jacksonville IL😂😂

[@tempest3376]

Goblin starting the year off right with “Ashley” Ah shit… here we go again

[@YungthugPLAYz]

Js hit some blinkers off a thc p cart after a 6 month T break. Amazing timing

[@Smugperson]

Hell yeah gobby every Friday!!your videos always make me happy when I see a new one bro!

[@tooflyslysaac]

GOB knows the perfect time to post just got faded on my lunch break 😮‍💨

[@WHMarcos]

Watched this on my lunch break w goblin

[@willrez9721]

Officer: what’s your name young sir Nick: hey yeah I’m Goblin I got a liscence

[@CurlyYous]

About to sleep now i gota push it back 30min to watch the gob vid😮‍💨

[@captainjackpot4988]

goblin seem fire asf to play cod with. id run duos with him as long as i got to hear his stories

[@dalynferguson2582]

EVERY FRIDAY LETS GO. Gob the goat

[@Brycegreeningdope08]

A day late but the vid still freakin slaps can’t wait for the weekly uploads

[@IMSRYK]

7:17 2025 and Goblin still one of the realest on KZbin 🤣

[@Lee-bg2nj]

Just rolled up and saw this noti, thank you goblin 😭🙏🏽

[@needhollow]

the weekly uploads are gonna save my life i stg goblin

[@josephwilloughby8751]

You the man goblin, mad respect

[@15xmatt]

We’ve been blessed with weekly uploads🙏

[@jlock1072]

I DONT NEED MY GOAT BEHIND BARS!!! PLEASE GOBLIN! 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@prettykeys3373]

WENT TO REWATCH A GOBCAST, SAW 28 MINS AGO CLICKEEDDDDD, yessir yessir js got some wings and the cart good time

[@frenczxzen8030]

54 minutes ago is beautiful You’ve got my loyalty Mr Goblin 🐸