I Got Hand Enlargement Surgery - Off The Rails #19

[@sicksadgrls]

A lil appreciation for Ian because he’s lowkey the funniest person on the crew but because he is so deadpan nobody processes it until seconds later. This man… we need more of him.

[@sicksadgrls]

One day, may we all be as powerful as him.

[@Marina-cq2yt]

He needs to do stand up, he would kiiilllll at it.

[@phillwelsh]

we get the right amount, never gets old

[@daffywonderland]

@@Marina-cq2yt he has before! :)

[@missasoup]

@Paul Bunyan I disapprove of the crew not getting Ian's comedy right away

[@sophdoeslife]

Never did I think I would be so keen to watch a 2 hour podcast with a bunch of people I don’t know talking about how they would design a bathroom but here we are

[@adrienk8166]

You're not a true Fupa Trooper then

[@xxlaura97xx]

As a follower of yours I’m buzzing to see you on the H3 comment section 😍

[@itspowerlucayo]

Welcome to the family (cue Godfather music)

[@maggie_sugarxo]

Keep telling myself that 2 years later 🤣

[@dollymay537]

Seeing that soph watches h3 made my day

[@Hollygue]

Surprised Zach didn’t design the bathroom like someone’s front yard

[@samueldiaz4789]

🤣

[@Dezzy99-99]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annieliina]

i had the same thought, it could also have an automatic camera mechanism that takes a picture of your shit

[@savorysoup]

i really thought he was going to do that and sad he didn’t take the opportunity

[@jazireael5412]

OH MY GOD

[@iamfallfromgrace]

I’m so glad Olivia joined the crew. It’s great having a woman around for the Off the Rails eps when Hila can’t be there. I love what she brings to the show 🙏🏼🌟

[@chrischavez6297]

She’s fine too

[@dennydarkko]

@@chrischavez6297 bro she was fine as fuck till she said her “type” is the island boys, and mgk.

[@obludas]

@@dennydarkko no one cares about what you think

[@shustevan]

@@dennydarkko cry

[@ExclusiveGamerZ9sX]

She's the zoomer energy H3 needs to not be boomers

[@matt-cn4gq]

Why Zach's bathroom concept wasn't just a fresh cut lawn sincerely baffles me

[@gabihagelstein515]

Missed opportunity

[@shawy91]

Absolutely! When Ethan ironically asked who could have predicted that? I was like, me. I could not have predicted that.

[@chelseax2351]

I was certain it was going to be nothing but grass

[@NoVaSac]

That’s exactly what I was expecting, was a little disappointed

[@Kigoz4Life]

look for corn

[@waxtopia]

Ethan struggling to watch a TikTok every single pod is absolute gold.

[@_Biggg_t]

I need someone to do a supercut of all the times it's switches to a different tik tok

[@Anna-fw8rd]

And then making fun of his mother like he isn't just as bad lmao

[@noelleh.5235]

"I miss the days when you could cruise around with a gold coin" Ethan acting like he was born in 1776

[@sarahschouveller1993]

I think he said "Did I miss the days..." but yours is funnier

[@Lo66Li96]

@@sarahschouveller1993 he said "dude, I miss the days when you could just cruise around with a gold coin"

[@Lo66Li96]

1:05:22

[@KarryKarryKarry]

The revolutionary war started in 1778.

[@cesarpena5022]

He is the Godfather

[@EmilyTheEngineer]

"op there it is" is now ENGRAINED in the depths of my brain after watching that intro

[@LowTide941]

Ok checkmark

[@fleischer236]

Shackalaka Shackalaka

[@HobbyVolt]

Aren't you the girl who makes Iron Man suits on TikTok?! Funny seeing you here!

[@benzemami]

Fucking same Hila is a queen

[@mamaharumi]

@@LowTide941 this isn't twitter dude

[@AtHomeAtWorkAtPlay]

I‘d die for the crew to go on a trip to Sweden and film a whole season about it. It would be so hilarious!

[@candy2325]

Omg yes!

[@Eucis93]

Yes, I want Ethan to go into a café and ask for a ”sfika”

[@SuperChooser123]

LOK

[@SuperChooser123]

Lol*

[@AE-fe7hw]

YES!

[@brookswain7846]

One minute in and Ethan is close to passing out. Devoted king

[@chrislangstaff]

Ethan breathing heavy is making me kinda sad...don't die fupa king

[@oiaeyu]

All the blood flow redirected to his massive monster co... hands

[@KK-pd3rg]

He's so obese he's about to keel over.

[@soggybiscuit6098]

Swelling of the face, tiredness. Typical jab side effects

[@peachfuzz5123]

@@soggybiscuit6098 jab?

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

0:47 Dan screaming like a banshee in the beginning shook me to my core. He sounds like a dinosaur giving birth. Can someone remix that with Trisha's Ohm chant. 🧘🏻‍♂️

[@zeekoeeko7714]

I LOST IT LMAO HE WAS GOING CRAZY!!!

[@samj3749]

Ethan absolutely grilling Zach on his rejection story like he’s on trial was so funny to me. Like he already said it was a brutal rejection and Ethan gives no Fs

[@samj3749]

“And how long did you cry for??” 🤣

[@scent-bubbles]

@@samj3749 The idea of someone saying they were extremely embarrassed about a break up and then asking how long they cried for.... I feel so bad for laughing so hard

[@HomeworkRadio]

Bathroom idea, replace all the walls with one way glass.

[@wd5739]

Yeah which way?? thats not something you can be vague about! 😂

[@strwbymlk]

… don’t leave us hanging, please, *which way???*

[@trevor5473]

@@kaila2932 u know which way....😏

[@Sleepingwei]

Even better….. two way glass 😏

[@colbicolbiWTF]

There's a rest stop with one way glass for the stalls so you can see if it's safe or spot predators, very cool! It was only in the female restroom but it was 3 am nobody there but us and my mom and niece wanted me to see it lol the doors BTW not like u could see other people in the stalls but u can see the entrance and sinks from inside the stall

[@jackfrizzy2638]

They always say that Love needs to come to the US but I think Ethan and the crew should take a trip to Sweden to meet Love and get that Swedish pizza

[@BronzeBellaBria]

Literally

[@reytheplatypus]

very thoughtful of dan to have a little grassy corner in his bathroom design for zach to poop comfortably.

[@molsondutch93]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JohannenJohnson-li3qz]

Remove

[@Alexandra-hf2di]

this intro was a masterpiece. ethan dancing ✅ dan’s mating call ✅ ethan out of breath ✅ ab pretending to be shot like in scarface 😭 ✅ zach’s epic remix ✅ how could i forget LOVE’s DISCO ✅ FULL SEND BOIS

[@jmk0574]

I was wondering if ab really lacks that much rhythm or if he was just goofing? 😂

[@314Poppie]

THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO OF ALL TIME

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

@@jmk0574 look how smooth in general AB is… he’s goofing. And Dan’s mating call lmao

[@monica85297]

Awww you forgot Love!

[@jordan11752]

Time stamp?

[@CollinThomasEverett]

I cackle every time I hear Dan's "I'm gonna come" soundbyte. So funny and always unexpected.

[@jessehiggason]

And it’s of such clear sound quality. 😂

[@rachela2727]

Same lol too much info but when my boyfriend and I were having sex today It popped into my head. I had to stop myself from giggling

[@Chelsea-bq1zn]

😂😂

[@hunterchristian5229]

definitely the first place sound bite at the moment

[@JB-ns6ek]

When he said it too it was completely out of context and not sexual + no one said anything live when it happened. And I thought that's gonna be a soundbite lol.

[@Tagperson]

I love how off the rails is slowly turning into “How much anxiety and stress can we give Dan”

[@heartsparkle]

This is the best H3 opening I’ve ever seen, from Ethan’s dancing, to AB trying to clap on beat, and dan’s screaming….😭😭😂

[@savvysushi]

I don’t think anyone at H3 understands the comedic gold that Ethan’s “where would we be without men” transition into The Godfather scene is. Every minute of it gets more and more painful to watch and somehow better and better 😂😂😂

[@sewwes8129]

exactly this lmao

[@margaritanewyork1033]

Fax fax fax

[@noitskathelyn]

i literally laughed so hard LMAOOO

[@Hannah-dx6zz]

I was DYING

[@Megz99]

It’s sooooo good😂😂

[@CLong-ht7kn]

I’m with Olivia. It’s very difficult to be put on the spot by a guy and it’s hard to say no, you feel so guilty and bad for the guy.

[@blkkatemoss]

Maaaannnn we need to teach kids rejection happens and it’s fine specially boys if they can deal with the feeling of rejection young maybe they’ll grow up not blaming women for not being interested in them

[@miminaomi9844]

@@blkkatemoss as someone who works with young kids, I can honestly tell you from the bottom of my heart, that the younger generation will not handle rejection well because they are extremely spoiled and just get their tablet thrown at them when they're upset over something. with peace and love millennial parents (obv not all) suck ass

[@heatherwatchesstuff]

Agreed, and I also think guys get mad because they think girls are acting rude in these scenarios but I will say, in my own experience, that getting approached by a guy you’ve never met and asked pointedly to go out with them feels almost objectifying and you automatically feel the need to put your guard up

[@_Biggg_t]

Exactly, whether they know it or not they put us on the spot and it's hard to say no. But if you are doing it publicly you open yourself up for rejection ya know

[@violet7583]

@@blkkatemoss YES!!

[@andyx670]

The off the rails level energy gets me so fucking hyped. Let's goooooo

[@Granolerbars]

The intros are so funny

[@jackk3951]

@@Granolerbars The intros are my fav part

[@a1yssaa]

i get instantly happy when they post

[@Granolerbars]

@@jackk3951 me too I was listening for the Trisha ommmmmmm 🧘🏽‍♀️ lmao *gunshots*

[@bybelab.8720]

favorite one hands down. the whole crew being involved makes everything great

[@ConnieFitton]

As an Australian, I can say that Koalas are one of our most cherished animals. Sadly since the crazy fires that we had a few years ago, the Koala population has diminished and so many of the trees they lived in and would eat, have been destroyed by fire. SAVE THE KOALAS.

[@Anuhnuhmess]

This is so sad 😭

[@vicminny8151]

It's all because of Gladys!!

[@evobeast]

They're stinky AS though

[@maryjjaneeee]

@@evobeast I'm sure you stink too, doesn't mean we will let you go extinct or disrespect you

[@heleni5946]

@@evobeast bish its more like YOU stink leave koalas alone

[@RG-FNR]

You guys need to make Dan screaming LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO into a soundbite, that part frickin killed me LMAO. Put em in a coffin.

[@PR3M0P]

Lollllll

[@wolverineclaws108]

Timestamp?

[@grillboss6767]

@@wolverineclaws108 0:45

[@_mattsongz]

God that whole Jordan Peterson bit of “where would we be without men” transitioning into The Godfather bit was the best shit I’ve seen from Ethan in a long time lmfaooo

[@mozze_satrio]

I love how Olivia is sick but still slays with the makeup on.

[@KIWIKIMI14]

Olivia’s makeup is always so gorgeous!

[@princevegeta7487]

@@hulkamania5071 maybe she just wants to wear makeup

[@lauralanthalasa7]

@@hulkamania5071 there is nothing wrong with wanting to look her best on camera

[@lauralanthalasa7]

@@ObesePuppies yeah, some people want 100 layers and it's not your buisness, nobody is making you wear it so why do you care

[@mozze_satrio]

@@hulkamania5071 nah I don't think she puts on make up to please anyone but herself. Just a little appreciation of how great her make up is won't hurt though

[@naynerboppers5254]

Wow! The energy at the start of this quite literally just sent me from feeling tired, sad, and sluggish to upbeat, excited, happy, and energized .....I genuinely needed that and feel moved to say THANK YOU! I lost my fur baby of 11 years yesterday She was the most amazing dog, from scaring off multiple intruders (one in the house and at least one in the backyard) to being a big part of my teen son's life to notifying me before migraines, blood sugar crashes, and seizures (without any training that we know of), she was EVERYTHING to us and the perfect dog. So thank you for shaking off my blues so I can instead appreciate how lucky we were to have those 11 years!

[@maddiemiller410]

(this comment made me remember this, hope you find it nice) “The pain passes, but the beauty remains.” - Pierre Auguste Renoir

[@gigiwoodward220]

Oh my god I’m fucking sobbing. What kind of dog was it 🥺 I love dogs oh my god

[@naynerboppers5254]

@@gigiwoodward220 She was a Boston Terrier mix and looked like a brindle and white pitbull puppy. The second we saw her, she took our hearts! Funny thing was, we were looking for a medium sized dog but because the large dog wing was the one open at the time, we went in to give them some loves before the med/small dog wing was opened up. At the time she had just been picked up that morning and her kennel was being cleaned.....we ended up putting in tentative adoption papers in case the owners weren't located. We got lucky and a few weeks later, she joined our family and home. She was likely between 4-5 (but at most 7) years old when we got her, and we had 11 wonderful years with her. Thank you so much for reaching out.... Talking/typing about her helps me grieve and heal.

[@naynerboppers5254]

@@maddiemiller410 Thank you so much. It it so true and why I love talking about her.

[@Pennyfairy22]

That chair has made Dan a new man lol we no longer have censored Dan we got Dr.Evil Dan and I’m living for it.

[@candy2325]

Facts!

[@watchshortiego]

AB’s shimmy at the beginning got me DEAD AF. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Memi-cp4yc]

Yessssss

[@benzemami]

Followed by Dan’s scream that finished me😂😂😂

[@NecroMancer84]

Boy's got rhythm 😁

[@andreaarchaeology]

I missed it the 1st time so went back to watch. Worth it 🤣🤣🤣

[@worldprincess5531]

You look so beautiful in your picture! 👰🏻

[@angelinaaleman1071]

As for AB’s bathroom design, the toilet flush handle should be activated by lifting/tilting the hat

[@colleen6630]

I think they brought that up

[@Vegas2332]

I was thinking give the toilet a pair of shades, and flush by tilting the ear hook lol

[@yuliiza]

TIMESTAMPS 4:11 - ethan’s laugh 8:08 - tik tok find 13:07 - jeff bezos 24:41 - brutal rejection 30:09 - rejection stories 47:13 - rejection stories (cont.) 52:27 - bathroom makeover

[@user-182hsj]

💛💛

[@SilentSzZ]

The queen we need but don’t deserve 👑

[@candy2325]

@@alexisc3356 yea I wanted them to move on from that I was getting bored lol

[@Theirtherethere.]

@@candy2325 for real I hate when that happens .. I truly can't stand the fuck ya baby guy on Fridays like the first time ok but every time after has just made me want to range

[@Missellamama]

Wait there's nothing after bathroom makeover!?

[@beckyjo2914]

Ethan transitioning to the main segment in every episode: this is pretty interesting. I think you guys’ll like this. So here we have -

[@KatieZler]

I love how right you are!

[@aracelymendoza1567]

& he’s never wrong

[@shayb8315]

Hahah I love it

[@jadeperez1170]

And it’s always interesting

[@MiuXiu]

@@Stoneytroll Fall asleep on your phone or something?

[@NubleMarie]

I love how the crew KNOWS protesting against the god father meme would only encourage Ethan more, so they have to resort to not giving him any attention like a child 💀

[@ez865]

Dan: “don’t chew in the mic!” Also Dan: Screams as loud as he can in the mic.

[@haleyt3754]

@@tomashmore7413 well to be fair I’m the other way around

[@Eddysig]

AHAHAHA U RIGHT THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD 😂

[@nevaeh9125]

I've got a conditions called Narcolepsy w/Cataplexy. Cataplexy is basically a loss of energy after having an extreme reaction to something or feeling an extreme emotion. The point of me saying that is because one of my Cataplexy triggers is the sound of people chewing and smacking... (cough) Ethan. So I much prefer Dan screeching into my eardrums than Ethan sounding like a farm animal eating.

[@haleyt3754]

@@nevaeh9125 I’m sorry about that :( so when u hear triggers like that u fall asleep? I’m just curious bc I’ve never heard of that!

[@nevaeh9125]

@@haleyt3754 (long read, sorry. Wanted to explain the best way I could) Well, Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder that causes me to feel sleepy, drowsy, and tired all the time. Imagine the feeling of not sleeping for 72 hours. That's the feeling of Narcolepsy. Narcolepsy also causes Sleep Attacks. That basically means I can uncontrollably fall asleep anytime, anywhere, while doing anything. It's scary in some situations to say the least. And as for Cataplexy, you've got part of it right. I do fall asleep or take a nap after having a Cataplexy Attack because it exhausts me so much. But a Cataplexy Attack usually starts with me getting angry at the trigger and then slowly bawling my eyes out as I get sleepy. My muscles get weak, I kinda slouch back, and eventually fall asleep.

[@remy3839]

Hila sound bites will always be god tier no matter what

[@JorgeTorres-tx3rq]

Wudup BIG pimps

[@2timestwisted590]

You big mad is my favorite

[@emmadalleybartram4849]

I want to smell feet

[@Serzzle]

Have you visited Blacked?

[@nicolewisYT]

Anyone know where the "oop there it is" one is from? I can't place it.

[@leesus2275]

I’m tripping on shrooms I must say there is great chemistry with this crew

[@High_im_hashley]

As a ceramic artist, I would 100% dedicate all my time into making AB's toilet dream a reality!! Fully functional sculpture!!

[@janieponcelet4357]

This would be absolutely iconic

[@christmastiger]

Make this a reality!!

[@robinbanks644]

dude, ethans "where would we be without men" gets me everytime

[@buttistedsuidice3296]

The Godfather-JP crossover is destroying me, It’s so good

[@robinbanks644]

@@buttistedsuidice3296 yeah the godfather got me too, also its funny how much dan hates it.

[@Snoozy123]

The people that called him out over it, when it first happened, needs to be thrown in jail 😂😂😂

[@rapidash8060]

But why did AB become an expert at toilet bowl sizing? Why wouldn't anyone prompt him to finish that? Tell me

[@333damanha]

I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW!!!

[@rileybrownco]

He installed bidets at the office

[@hannahperkins4694]

I was fully expecting Zach's bathroom to be no toilet, just grass, and the wallpaper is the outside of a house. Perhaps a tree in the corner

[@Zigzag5710]

Lmaoo

[@zt3726]

This is the comment I was looking for! That’s exactly what I was expecting

[@INT1388]

Would be good, but Zach aint funny like that

[@justjack6967]

Missed opportunity

[@orangepie9462]

Thiiiissss

[@sandquezo]

The little pause of faze blanks saying “h3h3 humor” in the middle of the chaos and then AB getting shot up KILLLED ME. I was crying.

[@kaaarennnn]

SAME, I had to rewatch it a few times

[@kaibartell22]

can you time stamp that please?😂

[@alexandramakaiau1966]

@@kaibartell22 0:27

[@kaibartell22]

@@alexandramakaiau1966 HAHAHA thank you!!! ✌️&❤️

[@dedemegadodo3.14]

I love ethans dancing so much, looks like he should be at a school disco with a flamed tshirt on

[@bendoerges4211]

Ethan: “Is anybody laughing?” *Zach laughing in the distance* Love the podcast😂

[@cowboyblue6890]

love how the camera cuts to AB not giving a shit when ethan’s doing the godfather

[@candy2325]

*scrolls on phone*

[@Missellamama]

Time stamp please

[@cowboyblue6890]

@@Missellamama 23:14

[@kaysanma]

Thank you Ethan for recognizing Taiwan as a country in which we've fought so hard to stand our ground in all the global organizations under China's political oppression!!

[@aarondavis8943]

John Cena is the only person who learnt a second language and managed to look less intelligent.

[@Bunnyjuniorfan]

Sending you love, praying for Taiwan xx

[@legioncourier-2473]

The story telling segments are always the best part of the podcast wish there was more of it

[@shokstudios]

AB laughing hysterically at Zach’s rejection story is everything😂

[@ACER0710]

The amount of joy it brings me when AB puts his head in his shirt from laughing 😂😂😂

[@matthewl3795]

"It's all about creating something and letting it go" Ethan: "Like a poop"

[@kicobry]

i hope i didn’t miss this and just haven’t got to it yet lol

[@zodiacblack]

We all know Zach’s real bathroom is a simulated frontyard.

[@m4ni3czk4]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@throast7247]

Dan's bathroom set up is really nice, but it cracks me up that he's fine with the regular door, nothing special just a door

[@jenntato9847]

Zach not designing his bathroom like the yard he shit in was a missed opportunity

[@marz3013]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE TOO

[@samysnes]

If there's one room you DON'T want to be a blacklight room, is the bathroom lol

[@timoverbeck7669]

or the fact that everyone is wearing the same headset while they shit...

[@CommanderWaddles]

@@stjoco Thank you!

[@candy2325]

Omg there will be stuff everywhere 😭

[@mrshobbs]

I actually choked and cried laughing when the tik tok kept scrolling to that dude with the mask. the sudden jarring noise and ethan's frustration just gets me every time.

[@abi5341]

i was asked to homecoming my senior year in front of the ENTIRE school (bu someone much more popular than me). i didn’t have the heart to reject him, and instead had to endure one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life. tried desperately to avoid him the entire time. anyways, i told him i was a lesbian like three days later and he did not take it well. i promise you that girls do not find this flattering, it’s just super awkward for us and makes it hard to say no.

[@candy2325]

Yea I don’t like it either. I don’t like a lot of attention and people watching me anyways so I don’t want a public announcement. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to propose to me in front of people.. i prefer it privately

[@christmastiger]

Dude we need to get rid of proms and homecomings, I feel like they are exciting in theory and then end up disappointing the vast majority of people. I'm sure there are people out there who had fun at them but the amount of brutal rejections and disappointment and horror stories I've heard makes me think we need to ban asking people to prom at the very least.

[@brimccrea160]

I think the only time it's cute is if it's been talked about beforehand, like like I wanted my high school girlfriend to do a promposal for me so bad but thats not something she wanted so I didn't do it. but I had another couple friend who was comfortable with the idea of a promposal and the girls bf was able to still surprise her even tho she knew it was coming at some time

[@TheAsherShow]

24:59 When you use the track pad to Zoom the tiktok video and your mouse is over the video itself, it will scroll to the next video if you slide up or down...You need to have your mouse cursor hovering over the COMMENTS before you zoom in. You're welcome, peace and love of course

[@Camibug]

Shhhh don’t tell him

[@christinecannibal844]

Bump this to the top y'all to save Ethan 😂

[@waxtopia]

The guidance counselor was honestly wrong for that. She should have told that poor kid that he needs to ask himself because it’s out of her power. Would have saved him some embarrassment

[@genericname8727]

Yeah, she could’ve reassured and encouraged him without involving herself..

[@waxtopia]

@@genericname8727 exactly ! That would have been the best route. Instead it was basically like a hostage situation 😂

[@kate-ec4pj]

what if HE asked her for that

[@waxtopia]

@@kate-ec4pj like i said, she should have told him that it’s out of her power 😂

[@kate-ec4pj]

@@waxtopia hahah true

[@mallorybailey8308]

Ethan dancing to tragic events of history took me out😂😭🤌

[@yemapaez6153]

im screaming

[@hopsfy]

I think you would really enjoy Noel Miller's "turn up for tragedy" bit then

[@heatherfoust4760]

Lmao

[@mcr5645]

Ethan subtly leading Zach's storytelling skills is wholesome af

[@nessa2160]

Yeah when he tells a story it's very obvious he doesn't know how to get to the point or correctly emphasize certain parts and make it funny.

[@sophiej9346]

@@nessa2160 omg 😂😂😂 u did not have to call him out like that

[@candy2325]

@@nessa2160 I have to agree. I always get nervous when Zach wants to share a story because I know Ethan is going to grill him mad hard 😅

[@saphirecotto4347]

Can we get a compilation of Ethan ripping off his Beanie it’s always aggressive.

[@alainatrudeau572]

i’m glad they stopped editing Ethan’s hands to be smaller in the thumbnails finally, we get to see them in their full glory

[@chloewagenknecht8618]

This show makes me die of laughter EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

[@CaponeXX]

if you come back every week you're not really dying.

[@courtneymsx]

Its one of the few things that keep me going 😂

[@CaponeXX]

@@courtneymsxThat's not good.

[@jsdndksmdkds]

i think the biggest mistranslation is how love responds to questions with "sure" when he's 100% serious lmao

[@MaruB88]

damn, ethan busting moves while talking about 9/11 got me crying laughing ☠️☠️☠️

[@Kcoads]

10:36 Ethan tik tok dances to 9/11. 1 like = thanking me for the time stamp. Foot soldiers!!!!

[@kristeamarie]

zach’s the type of guy to ask someone a question about themselves in hopes they’ll ask him the same question back so he’ll get a chance to talk about himself 👀

[@dusk3485]

Lmao 🤣 I can totally see this happening

[@kristeamarie]

@@dusk3485 he literally did when he asked ethan if he had any good rejection stories and then brought it back on to himself 😂

[@omniisimproductions]

Dan: “It’s like cavernous in there.” Ethan: “You think it’s cavernous? Dan: “Yeah.” Ethan: “Like a man’s anus.” Dan: “Oh-w…ok.”

[@TheFlamingJason]

one of my favorite moments in h3 podcast history

[@omniisimproductions]

@@TheFlamingJason I have to agree. I was like why tf is no one laughing. I would’ve been dying 🤣

[@candy2325]

He was not trying to confirm that shit 😭

[@omniisimproductions]

@@candy2325 lol for real 🤣

[@Annikakay15]

I am fully obsessed with the new “where would we be” bit, never stop doing it. (Also so pleased so see you guys made ur way to the John Cena “Bing chilling” video, it’s the funniest shit)

[@Codyumm]

Loves laugh gets me every time.

[@johnbrown1290]

That's when you know a joke or bit really slaps lol

[@alexhonken]

"heh heh heh"

[@habowtat]

It sounds like he's planning on coming to America to join them yeah? He said, "when I come to America, I want a safe place to poop" maybe he just meant when he visits

[@PerSixPlus]

Me too. Every time something is on the brink of making me laugh and Love chimes in with his giggle, I burst out laughing. 🤣

[@Brrrrrrre]

@@habowtat he’s coming after christmas

[@spityergumout]

Ian grilling Zach for his clapping cheeks comment had me in tears.

[@GrizzlytheNatural]

Zach's ideal bathroom should have just been a lawn

[@jaylaaa-x]

the intro gets more hype every episode and I’M HERE FOR IT DAN’S SCREAMING THOUGH LMAO

[@kkw7912]

i don’t think people realize how funny AB is

[@Alexandra-hf2di]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: he’s the middle child of the h3 podcast 😂

[@elalim1691]

proof

[@japaneseninja33]

AB in the silent library podcast was my favorite. I laughed so much watching him with his silver bowl

[@Akito0110]

I do! I always appreciate him and Love

[@Kb-gh2rk]

Love and Olivia are absolute understated gems as far as the energy they bring to the podcast. So grateful the show has such a wicked crew 🙌🏻

[@arielgiroux]

dan’s bathroom but instead of nature sounds, make it Trisha’s “ooommm” sound bite

[@wannabewriter5722]

Ethan’s dancing is godly

[@user-ss6db7fq1y]

same with AB

[@borromorro]

I swear Michael Scott has done a similar dance

[@BloodyBobJr]

I don't think you can exactly call his dancing good..but its oddly super fun to watch. Especially his old H3 videos

[@radraccoon8911]

Hey H3 crew, im not sure exactly why but this episode is going down as one of my faves. Great moves.

[@spaghettigal]

Zach was really on point w the soundbites this ep

[@jaydenhere6722]

Ethans so fukn funny. So glad I found this podcast to brighten up my life.

[@BTSHopeWrld]

TIMESTAMPS: 2:20 Teddy fresh x Looney tunes 4:07 Ethan’s koala laugh 8:09 Educational tiktok guy 13:07 Bezos PowerPoint ban 24:41 Tiktoks Brutal Rejection 30:10 H3’s rejection stories 44:00 AD ME UNDIES 46:04 AD UPSTART 47:13 Ian’s rejection story 52:27 Extreme makeover Office bathroom edition 01:53:27 AB’s pee pee story

[@coralrose5754]

Thank you!!

[@dusk3485]

You’re the best

[@marys1800]

This was high-key low-key a great episode. These off the rails are getting better and better!

[@Scruffy-Janitor]

My grandma always loves her looney tunes sweater. Thank you for just giving me a great gift she is going to love that Jacket, and you're about to have a 90 year old sport some teddy fresh.

[@_AverageAlex_]

Olivia’s bathroom idea needs to happen. Party Pööper is genius.

[@flowermom3507]

Only thing is- the black light is going to show any urine anywhere 😂

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@flowermom3507 strobe lighting so you're pretty much blinded and can't see it

[@CommanderWaddles]

@@flowermom3507 Easy cleaning 👌

[@ariseira_]

Daft punk make a surprise appearance at the hottest club around

[@Imanol897]

Dan doesn't always encourage Ethan to spend a lot of money but he seems very enthusiastic about the bathroom renovations

[@LAndroy33]

Dan "That appears to be a picture of Ben Stiller" Ethan "That's just a mirror, I think." 😆been a min. since I've laughed this hard!

[@dylan-tristamoores2077]

Ethans laugh being compared to a koala really made my whole day ☠️

[@popcuties]

When I was in my 6th grade classroom I had a teacher that called me into the hallway, and when I went outside there was another student waiting for me. The student asked me out and I awkwardly said no and went back to class… I hated my teacher for that. Ugh.

[@kylizzle5888]

I'm living for Zach's remixed intros every week. Definitely a high note!!

[@Sophie98]

The intro gets more off the rails every week and I’m here for it

[@AnthonysCorner1]

AB pissing in a bottle in the back seat whole Lena was driving reminds me of what Dwight did. When Dwight peed in a can while Michael was driving. 😂😂😂 The H3 crew is literally Dunder Mifflin Parallels. 🤣

[@xFoREVerUnboundx]

LMAO AB with the toilet bit: “I kind of based it off a few people, or one.”😂

[@frosty_teacup]

It reminds me of "Rate the Triller app 1 star. Or 5. Between 1 and 5. Based on your experience." 😂

[@lazerhosen]

"BRB, gotta take a huge Keem"

[@dylan-tristamoores2077]

It’s genuinely hard to pick my favourite part of ethan. Its definitely a tie between his impeccable hairline and his godly hands.

[@tryarsenic]

An his inbred genes

[@eron9220]

I didn't feel like watching a 2 hour episode but wanted to support so I have your video up and running through for a full uninterrupted view with mute on and every time I come back and click this tab Ethan is doing some horrific dance move lol. love you guys!

[@laurenc2426]

Ian’s switching work during The Godfather bit was truly amazing

[@anissapizza2979]

I can’t even begin to explain to you guys the multiple and ugly things I went through this month. I don’t even feel like I’m here anymore but you guys make me feel grounded and happy. I hate to put that pressure on y’all…real fans know that if you ever left, we’d support you (jenna marbles fan here) but just heckin thank you for being around rn. ☮️ & 💟

[@DannyLrides]

Hope things get better! 💕

[@teatalkwithsha6159]

Ethan being out of breath that long is the most relatable thing I've seen

[@IsraelLlerena]

Love you

[@caro6003]

ab’s face/quiet laughter when zach’s telling his rejection story is 💀💀💀💀💀

[@mynamejeff8261]

If you told me a conversation would start with a Swedish bathroom and end in looking at pizza reviews I’d not even be surprised at this point

[@laurenwelsh640]

On the note of rejection, I 100% agree with Olivia. It feels so shitty to have to reject someone. I honestly hate being put in positions like that, especially if it's public as I have major social anxiety. I think the best way to approach it is to get to know the person a little bit and go from there, no need for big PUBLIC gestures. You really are setting yourself up to embarrass yourself and the person you like.

[@dd-eb3bo]

YES. I find it misogynistic to say we should be grateful for that attention. And the story Zach told is straight from nightmeres. Don't do that to people You are not sure if they like you back...

[@katc2040]

I dont ever understand why guys think a girl wants to get to know them with that heavy weight of "are you going to date me" the whole time

[@JustCuzItsCute]

You know that after the prom rejection the counselor said something like " See you did it!, you had the courage to stand up go your fears. Life is full of rejections but now you know you can overcome anything".

[@Nuggett-irl]

I feel like Dan hates sounding like a know it all but some things he just can’t let Ethan get away with 😅

[@AVspectre]

Ethan: I’ve never heard of gold da-bullion…

[@bpleazy]

we should tell the chat "don't abuse benadryl" YEAH, THE CHAT ALREADY TOLD YOU

[@SELVESTiR]

The nurse all “you can’t od on benadryl” 😭 she tryna get Ethan high or something? Lmao