I Had To Get Emergency Surgery - Off The Rails #18

[@Amy-gp7ek]

Why are they throwing tomatoes at her? Dan: “You know why.”

[@bootje99]

it's probably because she's vegan 😌

[@fleischer236]

@@bootje99 must be that

[@lafleaur6897]

I died after that

[@vectred7959]

@@Kigoz4Life Tomato

[@abbyz13]

@@neondemon5137 is fruit meat? 💀

[@user-ik1qj8ni4o]

Zack: I feel like she’s ascended Dan: SHES THE WHOLE TENDER NOW 🤣🤣🤣

[@waifukeera6178]

I snorted

[@convalts]

Time stamp ?

[@Amy-fz9be]

@@convalts 6:08

[@coralrose5754]

@@TheLalalalani With jiggly chicken legs

[@motodish38]

I loled so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@friesmaker]

Jeff Bezos has definitely said "guards, seize him" at some point

[@GeneralTaco155555a]

Jake? 👀👀👀

[@xenophiliusrex2501]

HELL YES

[@DrGonzz]

Ethan trying to spell Leonardo DiCaprio and ending up with "leonard decar" followed by him immediately giving up LOL

[@janejanejaney]

These Ethan moments always take me out 😂

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

1:20:30 heeggeeheh

[@miles4986]

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who noticed that

[@fanabot4048]

idk that's literally me doing any of my presentations 😭😭

[@yuliiza]

TIMESTAMPS 1:20 - trisha 9:13 - soflo antonio 28:58 - youtube dislikes removed 46:08 - gary vee 1:15:20 - alpha male 1:18:44 - leo dicaprio & jeff bezos 1:27:30 - travis scott update 1:37:38 - fake hairline? 1:41:08 - bitconnect nft update 1:44:17 - barber fail 1:49:48 - height lengthening surgeries

[@livvyy4life]

Gods work

[@rachaelcease5429]

GOAT

[@hazx97]

This needs to be pinned. You’re doing gods work. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Lady_Gandalf]

LOVE U

[@secretdiaryofafoodie]

Thank you. So no emergency surgery?

[@anjelicawebster6123]

"isn't art in the eye of the beholder?" Dan "nobodies beholding this art" I'm crying 🤣

[@youtubegeek4202]

BYE💀

[@LadyAurian]

For some reasons I read your comment as Dan saying that nobo dies, and I was trying to figure out what that could be in reference to when it dawned on me that it's nobody not nobo dies xD

[@katherinegarcia1662]

IMO I like the drawings but would never spend more than a buck 50 on one of these 😂

[@jayce6172]

@@katherinegarcia1662 you would buy his scribbles for 50 bucks? Jesus

[@katherinegarcia1662]

@@jayce6172 a buck 50 is a $1.50 lmao

[@rachellecraddock7157]

I need Zach to stack all the “5 percent” sound bites on top of each other, to creat the ultimate FIVE PERCENT 😂

[@haley7708]

YES!!

[@AStrumxo]

Omg lol

[@brookes106]

YES OMG

[@kisnpisn4919]

all twenty together to make it the one hundred

[@noxplastic1947]

Yesssss

[@Sharky1]

Trisha having tomatoes thrown at her while meditating has me dead

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@paigeg888]

@@riskyy2657 wrong

[@janivmishael8341]

@@riskyy2657 proved yourself

[@saresare798]

@@riskyy2657 wrong

[@Janasson522]

@@riskyy2657 Wrong

[@savannahl4581]

“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB says the funniest shit under his breath lmao

[@mojmo6197]

I’m actually sad they’re taking it away. I love looking at trishas dislike ratio it’s amazing

[@emilyelizabeth484]

This comment 😂👏 this is the one

[@emilyelizabeth484]

Commenting twice because, yes haha

[@cghens]

that’s all i was thinking about the whole time 🥲

[@clawwer4404]

are you insane lul..

[@mymelody4581]

well cases like that are exactly why they're taking it away lol

[@alwayshopeful]

That shot of Love with the chicken head jiggling while Trisha is going off in the background I am wheezing

[@kindasorta123]

5 mins into the show and Off the Rails already living up to its name

[@midsummersnight3848]

You should see a doctor

[@TheBeeaarrJew]

Turkey *

[@whothehelliscarlos420]

Turkey

[@beatlebrat25]

@@kindasorta123 too plop

[@Brownholes]

“AB DID THAT EVERYONE SAW THAT” is my favourite sound bite. So fucking good hahahah

[@pongo1342]

Where did it come from?

[@Brownholes]

@@pongo1342 I actually don’t know. Whatever it was, Love sounds so sincere when he expresses it hahah

[@michellec5038]

@@Brownholes it’s from when AB allegedly kicked love bot over

[@jayce6172]

@@pongo1342 it’s from when AB kicked love bot

[@pongo1342]

@@jayce6172 thank you! do you know what episode?

[@celestialdragon3989]

The tomatoes being thrown at Trisha was funny, but hearing Zack’s laugh made me break out in laughter 😂🤣

[@Unavailable8888]

I always thought the screeching in the background was Dan 🤣

[@dejamrt728]

HE WAS SO RED LMAOOOO

[@llllllllll9577]

I was dying

[@valeriewarren9337]

Exactly 🤣😂

[@Maverekt]

Zach was literally dying there 😂😂😂

[@xxMaRshmeLLow1]

Not even 10 minutes in and we have Love as a chicken swaying to Trisha chanting ... this is why I love the show. 😂

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

Truly off the rails right out the gate 😂😂😂

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

Love jiggling his chicken legs holy crap 😂

[@Frantasiesx]

Lmfao i love them too much man

[@gloriaramirez2713]

wasn’t even a minute

[@heatherfoust4760]

Lmao Dan “I actually like how they jiggle. Keep jiggling them.”

[@Jushwa]

It’s a nice detail ngl I was impressed

[@lindseymoorhouse8312]

This is an intense episode. Ethan’s beanie came completely off his head.

[@charlotte_stevens]

🤣😆🤣

[@dejamrt728]

Usually it can hang on

[@charlotte_stevens]

@@dejamrt728 🤣🤣🤣

[@MarieLopez8787]

Every time he moves his beanie, it reminds me of Ray J's beanie 🤣

[@Mold713]

@@charlotte_stevens I o

[@vanessaultimo1926]

Zach losing it over Trisha getting tomatoed is everything 🤣

[@emily-sp1hl]

Haha his giggling made my entire day

[@adammichel2206]

Time?

[@molsondutch93]

His giggling was so wholesome 😆

[@reytheplatypus]

1:20:30 ethan typing "leonard decar", staring, and giving up immediately, defeated, had me in tears

[@anastasiasantiago8385]

How did I miss that? I had to go back to rewatch and now I’m dead 💀

[@alexa-mm3tz]

So funny 😆

[@madisonk2397]

It’s happened to all of us 😂🤣

[@reytheplatypus]

@@anastasiasantiago8385 i replayed it 20 times and it has not gotten any less funny 😭

[@dr.avalanche4994]

I didnt even notice! Thank you for the time stamp 😅

[@Milque_toast_]

Zack giggling at Trisha’s “OOHHHMMMMMM” sound bite is everything

[@dugite007]

Hand kink hand kink hand kink 🥵

[@raggiemaggie]

Ummm no, 5% is everything

[@Milque_toast_]

@@dallascollins2713 please don’t assume my gender.

[@PR3M0P]

@@Milque_toast_ feel like you should tell the person instead of getting mad at them educate them?

[@PR3M0P]

@@Milque_toast_ anyways i thought it was hilarious too

[@suzienothing9855]

I’ve never heard Zach laugh like that before, it’s the best

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@jaesimar9817]

@@riskyy2657 shut up

[@SirHiggalot]

@@riskyy2657 Nah, I'm good.

[@xcarzon]

@@riskyy2657 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[@xcarzon]

@@nunpho 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[@nal004]

Zach really does such a good job w sound. I bet it’s really hard to get sound bites ready and well timed for it to be funny. It’s clear he’s very focused on the conversation and dynamic of the group. Hope u see this Zach!

[@benjaminamundson2766]

Show wouldn’t be the same without him 🙌🏻

[@TootsieRollPoll]

Takes the magic away when you find out that most of the jokes if not all are rehearsed, doesn't it? A few moments are due to good timing but the rest? Absolutely not

[@laurat1012]

@@TootsieRollPoll how are they rehearsed? What makes you think that? I’m genuinely curious

[@TootsieRollPoll]

@@laurat1012 ofcourse the whole show is planned/ most if not all the jokes are rehearsed. Its a show. A job🤦‍♀️ Aside from that, look at their faces when ethan says something he thinks is "funny". Ethan will drag a not funny joke on for several minutes, if u don't think he planned that ahead of time ur sadly mistaken.

[@thisgirlisnoone]

@@TootsieRollPoll im sorry but that's just stupid lol. They plan the topics but not what to say exactly. U can totally tell they just say what's on their mind. And he drags it out cuz he doesn't wanna abandon a joke, he tries his best to turn it into something funny before abandoning it cuz he gets into it too deep sometimes. They do 4 or 5 podcasts a week that are multiple hours long. They would not be able to rehearse 🤣 they are just having real time conversations. I'm sorry but ur bad at reading pple and situations lol

[@Samantha_b1]

“She’s the whole tender now” *cuts to Love as a chicken* god not even 10 minutes in and I’m dying 💀💀

[@Eve-hb]

The way the legs moved 💀

[@michaelstober577]

he said, "the all-tender..."

[@scarlettae592]

Do you have the time stamp?😂

[@Eve-hb]

@@scarlettae592 6:20

[@patrickdbuck]

Loling so hard when Ethan was shouting at Soflo again. He literally can't keep getting away with it!

[@LollygagginFool]

I came for Frenemies but stuck around for Hila, Ethan and the crew. Anyway, I wouldn’t have known what they were talking about if I didn’t listen to the history of H3! Their career is really fascinating

[@barakgooroo5082]

Literally can't!

[@kalpic11]

@@LollygagginFool is that a specific video?

[@LollygagginFool]

@@kalpic11 “From Misfit to Hypocrite- H3H3 Productions’ Story (Ethan Klein)” by Joon the King. 😊

[@brandonhaines8404]

The fact that Gary V says he worked every hour of his twenties and isn't aware of how sad that is shows how toxic his whole mentality and message is.

[@pafeso1659]

Zack please make dan saying "and everyone called me a FUCKING boomer" a soundbite 🤣46:59

[@xAYLAxABSENCEx]

or cause it’s a sound bite just “FUCKING boomer!” 🤣

[@coralrose5754]

Iconic moment 💀

[@_mattsongz]

Ethan having a Michael Scott moment yelling “Nooooo!” cause of Soflo had me fucking dying lmaooo

[@katevansant5293]

I was trying to find this comment!!

[@TreenusNeenus]

"What is that Love?" "Its the whole shicken" 💀

[@drewrod7016]

Love please stand up 👏🏽

[@deafdanny6299]

Actually so funny

[@Frantasiesx]

LMFAO

[@Curlitrap]

Time stamp please I’m dying 💀💀

[@ashleecontreras4466]

That was so funny!😂

[@dimebagshane]

Ethan: why are they throwing tomatoes at her? Dan: you know why 😆

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@drewrod7016]

@@riskyy2657 nah

[@goldguy4185]

@@riskyy2657 BEEEEEEETA

[@rreeeekk]

@@goldguy4185 when did H3H3 talk about JLP

[@Eden-LikeTheGarden-Rama]

@@rreeeekk I'm also curious when this happened. I've heard the BETA soundbite so often on the show

[@hzjake]

Dan is slowly ascending into the matrix world through the scorpion chair. Soon he'll create his own world and live in it.

[@yoooo1552]

The Danaverse

[@FreshHeat]

If we're lucky we ALL will live in it.

[@steph7240]

“She’s the whole tender now” 💀💀💀 Dan’s so funny

[@Emma-zc5jm]

I CRIED 😭🤣

[@chiaraaraara]

Zach: “isnt art in the eye of the beholder?” Dan: “nobody is beholding this art” Screaming.

[@cassidycoll4488]

Ethan: "Why are people throwing tomatoes at her?" Dan: "You know why."😂😂😂

[@isaiah3127]

I don't

[@Nuhtalley]

@@isaiah3127 they’re throwing tomatoes at her because 1) they don’t like her, and 2) many feel that their meditation and diving into hare krishna is insensitive. Akin to her Jewish obsession when they were on frenemies

[@aarondavis8943]

@@isaiah3127 Why is it important for someone to show the world her meditation? Because they are a narcissist. That's my reasoning for throwing tomatoes. But I'm not paying her money so I throw them in my mind.

[@maribelledc5063]

I love Olivia she was such a good addition to the show. she just has the best energy

[@bohemianprince7944]

Cool Cali chick chic. Lol HELL YEAH

[@urgentlyj]

for real we needed olivia and sam !!

[@ceciliap5336]

yess!! her makeup is so beautiful too

[@gashkage22]

And the most caked on makeup.

[@natbrassard5756]

@@gashkage22 you’ve commented about Olivia like 15 times on this channel that’s fab behavior

[@RedMansonxx]

I literally feel disappointed when the ep is less than 3 hrs... its amazing how entertained I can be just watching people talk lol they're the best

[@JPeoplzOIII]

38:58 a soundbite of Ethan saying "this is very upsetting me" would be hilarious. Especially if it got the disney editing treatment, "This is - very upsetting - Me!"

[@courtneymcmanus6458]

These thumbnails are starting to look CRAZY convincing 😂😂

[@tirullow6313]

Cam is a fuckin master lol

[@naomii494]

Right I was concerned 😭

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@emisolis4977]

@@naomii494 nah because now if something actually happens to these idiots I’m not gonna believe them now😭😂

[@sl1274]

@@emisolis4977 💀

[@optomotron]

Dan was fucking hilarious in this episode. The scorpion really leveled him up

[@frosty_teacup]

@@stratosphere94 that was so funny 😭

[@jeffreybraak]

KZbin: We dont want creators to be upset. Ethan: This is making me upset. Zack: *plays sad music*

[@leahvolak]

AB saying "maybe he's feeding him" about the open mouth paternal Gary Vee kiss killed me

[@frosty_teacup]

AB's little background comments are so funny 😭 the rest of the crew miss them most of the time but we'll always catch them🤚✊

[@candy2325]

@@frosty_teacup I love his side comments lol

[@keirarebus7158]

"He's a down to earth guy when he's not in space" -AB about Jeff Brilliant lol

[@joshentertainment2]

Jeffrey bezos you mean

[@keirarebus7158]

@@joshentertainment2Just Jeff because he's so relatable

[@ejhdbegbeidishdj9358]

Funny how it took Jeff saying a couple of bad comments about Ethan for Ethan to disown him instead of the fact that he, y’know, is a rape apologist, harassed the rape victim and almost doxxed the reporter. But yeah, “I just think Jeff is a good guy”.

[@JB-es3ff]

@@ejhdbegbeidishdj9358 what?

[@keirarebus7158]

@@ejhdbegbeidishdj9358 well maybe thats a good poin..... nah I third the what

[@SamTheoAwesome]

Petition for Zach to soundbyte Ethan saying "This is very upsetting me" at 38:55

[@michellebelle818]

Love wiggling as a whole chicken and Trisha’s sound bite “OOHHHMMMM” in the background was perfect 🤣😌😌

[@MsDanile]

i screamed 🤣

[@anitustolitus]

I was looking for this comment, it was great

[@regant7064]

I was dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@NNN-yu8gz]

*shicken

[@Mediumrarerach]

I love Love 😂

[@tornado0925]

Love the fact people were throwing tomatoes at Trisha while she’s making quivering noises

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@tornado0925]

@@riskyy2657 impossible

[@yoboyatom]

@@riskyy2657 not even close my man

[@aone7874]

Lmaoooo

[@chrisbrown18andup]

I came

[@ashleylafonte3075]

When Ethan starts going off about “where would we be without men” I cry Everytime 😭😂

[@devleedoodles]

Ethan’s “what would we do without men” bit is my new favorite thing on the planet, it makes me fucking die laughing everytime

[@makiya_hughes]

I was gonna like your comment but it's at 69

[@AshleyNord]

Same 😂😂

[@tree4318]

if they mention peterson in any context now my ears perk up and all i can think about is hoping that bit happens

[@User-nd3wl]

@@makiya_hughes …i hate when people say this. it’s clearly not going to stay at 69 so what’s the point of commenting that unless you’re like 12 ??

[@Altmot]

@@User-nd3wl the point is theyre mentally like 12

[@DjSicEm]

Who else appreciates Ethan and Hila for staying so committed to their job? Now they are having a baby and Ethan is being so positive about his surgery. Omg they grow up so fast

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@Texas-girll]

@@riskyy2657 booooo!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[@v.s.v.p4792]

@@riskyy2657 No and no?

[@infusedwithsepticpuss]

What the fuck are you even talking about

[@mery8680]

What surgery?

[@gigi-dazzle]

Ethan: why are there tomatoes being thrown at her? Dan: you know why

[@alicia379]

Ethan’s rage throughout this entire podcast is both hilarious and worrying. Don’t burst a blood vessel, my dude.

[@Flieguy]

Serious at one point was giving SkreemStar’s vegan rant a run for its money hahaha

[@bckmsk]

I'm glad someone else noticed This OTR was like the most aggro lmao

[@lianaivan1462]

He’s probably playing it up a bit for comedic effect

[@brenmarie]

We need a new bracket for soundbites asap… with Trisha’s meditation OOOOHHMMM, what would we do without men, he takes that 5%, RKelly passport and shots we have SO much to rank again.

[@angelat5554]

they should do one every year or twice a year

[@candy2325]

Omgggg yes

[@aly5891]

Oh that music thing they had fans do a few months back? I didn’t remember the name of that contest. But I was literally thinking about that today outta nowhere haha. but yes I agree!! Would be fun!!

[@onelasttenderplace]

Yess please!!

[@sofsof7842]

AB did that everyone saw that is my fave

[@geema2281]

Honestly, H3 gets better every week and I think I'm losing weight from the calories I burn laughing so hard

[@legster983]

Love is getting more confident and funnier by the day , legend x

[@Snowbear2022]

I love Love

[@klau666]

With peace and love, I'm in love with Love ❤️

[@Samantha_b1]

I’m happy they moved him to AB’s cam so we get to see more of him

[@MrsSkinnyJean]

Nobody laughs at ABs jokes but he’s so funny

[@peej8541]

Funnier than Ethan ngl huge ab fan. Would follow that dawg fr fr

[@KirbaZ]

Eehhhhh......

[@makeupacadia]

He’s extremely funny but it takes a second to get his jokes I think

[@JASMINEJADE]

I think its cause he sometimes comes in nervous and usually what he says is subtle but it aaaalways gets me ahha

[@Ediaz7]

@@peej8541 this is def ab’s alt acc can’t trust 🤭

[@brittdevvs506]

I'm only 5 minutes in but zachs giggling until he's red in the face at trish being pelted with tomatoes made me laugh in a similar manner

[@hettel_visual]

I reject the pet name of Warren Buffet being "Daddy Buffet" when it should so clearly be "Buff Daddy"

[@candy2325]

🏆🥇

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

I'd like to dig into that buffet.

[@aprilwatkin4005]

“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB WHY DID NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT

[@chloebugner1028]

I’m sick of AB not getting credit where it’s due!

[@ashmeeanything]

I don’t remember even hearing that :(

[@amelialouise9089]

AB also did the same challenge where you imagine your family being shot in the face with love. It’s like they just forget about him. :(

[@Dirtysoda_]

I just got it lmao

[@populousmass]

Simpin’ ain’t easy.

[@ЕркинКонстантин]

SoFlo did indeed buy some guys named Michael's account. And he renamed it to antoniomichael, and then to antoniolievano, so he did a smooth transition lmao

[@nanilotti3321]

I can NOT stop laughing at Trishas meditation and the fact that zach is cracking up just as hard as me,makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂

[@20tetsuo77]

Omfg it’s so amazing and the tomatoes 😂😂😂🍅🍅🍅

[@nanilotti3321]

@@20tetsuo77 right?? I am still laughing😂😂

[@BrittanyLiv]

“This is good shit here my friends” 😭😭😭😭

[@joelhancock1438]

I've never heard an "Om" like it. There's never been a more suitable application for tomatoes.

[@faizahuddin2545]

she sounds like a ghost 💀💀💀

[@driftingcloud2054]

0:00 - 8:02 oooooommmmmm (Intro) 8:03 - 9:12 This Opportunity Comes Once In A Lifetime (Teddy Fresh) 9:13 - 28:57 I Wont Lie This Is Definitly Me (SoFlo) 28:58 - 43:27 But How Do I Express My Hate? (KZbin) 43:28 - 46:06 Delivering Presents Faster Than Santa (Ads) 46:07 - 1:15:19 Wanna Smile? Murder Everyone You Love (Gary V) 1:15:20 - 1:18:43 Smooth (Goof) 1:18:44 - 1:27:29 Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls (Jeff Bezos) 1:27:30 - 1:37:37 Your Death Aint Gonna Stop Me From Having A Good Time (AstroWorld) 1:37:38 - 1:41:07 Its A Wig! (Subreddit) 1:41:08 - 1:44:16 Going Once, Going Twice, Going Home (Carlos) 1:44:17 - 1:49:43 LeatherFace Starts A Barber Shop (Goof) 1:49:44 - 1:59:31 NO! (Goof) 1:59:32 Blow-Up Peen (End Show)

[@chelseax2351]

Thank you!

[@Klowd17]

Hell yeah baby

[@cassidybrewer]

Papa bless you

[@adawson1221]

Thank you

[@shundiin8]

When’s YT getting a save comment feature??

[@169ester]

"and everyone called me a fucking boomer" Dan screaming got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sicksadgrls]

Dan for sure has the best commentary out of everybody on the crew. When it comes to educated opinions, Dan is the one to go to. I’m so glad he’s on the crew. I love hearing what he has to say, every episode.

[@sicksadgrls]

ALSO the whole bit about the car Travis Scott was in had my crying 😭 i love how important it was to Dan

[@calebhanan7099]

@@jfk8540 shut up

[@nutalies99]

@@jfk8540 he can think for himself

[@peanut9863]

I agree!🙂

[@emilyhollis4231]

@@jfk8540 yuuup! 👍🏻 Totally agree. It's the ONE and ONLY thing I've ever agreed with Trisha about. 🤷🏻‍♀️ ijs

[@Liberosis1635]

I love how more and more the crew is taking over some segments focusing on something insignificant while Ethan is trying to make a point

[@alternativepersona]

Dan before the chair: come on guys we have a show to do Ethan: let’s go to Dave and Busters. Dan after the chair: Let’s wrap this shit up.

[@KayeszGesstin]

"Shes ascended now. Shes the whole tender" 😂😂😂😂

[@dimebagshane]

Bro the amount shade dan keeps throwing at trisha has me rolling!

[@jocelynrobertson1836]

Poor guy had to deal with her BS working with her for months 😭

[@dimebagshane]

@@jocelynrobertson1836 dan is a smart guy and I'm sure he hated every bit of her being there. You could hear Dan's eyes roll when she would say stupid things.

[@abygailb6023]

This is a great episode, Ethan just energetic and hating everything today, wholesome

[@x.Aura.x]

*_"SoFLo like Antonio"_* was one of the greatest tracks Posty ever made the real ones remember

[@flachtsix]

Still lobbying for that to be finished and officially released. Austin would totally do it lmao

[@decentlyaverage9483]

Please just back off, let me have my fucking snow cone 😔

[@ghostmalone23]

I still sing that to this day

[@npxox]

HE STOLE EVERYTHING FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🎶🎶

[@user-wo3yd5ke4s]

So flo done stole my flowww

[@beckettofficial]

trisha meditating just sounds like me trying to start my '99 4runner

[@Ashley__Rose]

4 runners are dope I miss mine

[@beckettofficial]

@@Ashley__Rose yeahh mine doesnt drive too well much anymore tho lmao

[@dubyabalthazar4598]

☠☠☠☠

[@solm.6184]

sounds like my 5yo fan trying to make it thru summer

[@notellier]

I love how AB tries to cover Olivia's eyes whenever he googles something nsfw. Big brother energy.

[@jess8740]

Ethan reacting to Soflo and Gary's NFT with genuine disappointment and upset is so much funnier them him just laughing it off LMAOO like this man is so done

[@tevtev6227]

Ethan getting surgery to reduce his huge, hyper-masculine, godlike hands to regular sized human hands is such a humble move.

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@kozeeko]

here before it inevitably gets pinned

[@ellafaie]

PLEASE ✋🏻😭

[@bee5806]

have you seen that hairline though?

[@JesusSanchez-iz9kz]

Ethan has baby hands and Trisha arms

[@BOSSnumbr57]

Ethan realizing how lit Dave and Busters is and then planning to go in the middle of talking about astroworld is the funniest thing ever to me lmao. Olivia: “do u wanna go?” Hahahahahaha

[@_BangDroid_]

KZbin: We're gonna hide dislike counts to protect the creator Also KZbin: Dislike counts will only be available to the creator

[@g996]

Inconceivably big brain 🧠 ✨

[@kellis6645]

Well I assume it's to stop the "meme" of disliking x video. Dislike storming or trying to get something the most downvoted video ever is not really gunna be as much of a thing without a counter. So a creator still sees if a video is disliked, they just won't be prey to the trend of disliking it. I'm not saying it's a good idea necessarily but it does actually make sense for what they're going for.

[@naomib1302]

i think it’s odd that everyone was so surprised by dan’s theory that billionaires have ordered hits lol

[@karleeviator5278]

right whenever he said that i was like “sounds accurate”

[@anba9499]

Nothing makes my wife more happy then when i look deep into her eyes when i wake up and say "i'm so glad you are not shot in the face"

[@shelikestuff]

I enjoyed how the thumbnail photo of ethans “emergency surgery” its arm lipo 😂😂

[@yaslinvasquez]

I freaking died at this comment 😭😂

[@StephanieRuby09]

It looks like the exact reverse image of a recent Ace Family thumbnail.

[@aphrog649]

@@StephanieRuby09 omg nice catch! haha

[@PearlDrumsHead]

THANK YOU for moving Love Bot beside AB. Was missing him being beside Zach when the camera doesn’t switch to him much. Love Bot for Prez 2024

[@greenmatrix30seven]

1st dan. Then Zack. Now ab. Fika for life

[@sl1274]

Yesss!!! Love 🤍

[@jessicasopolis3904]

Zack laughing at the Trisha meditation is killing me

[@dylan-tristamoores2077]

Unrelated but may I please present an idea: Shredder/Alfredo cam for After Dark? That would be wicked seeing their Friday point of view. I think a lot of people would be hyped if suddenly Ethan or Hila said like, “cut to dog cam” and then we get like a 30 second live feed of what the dogs are doing. Or if Ethan has bathroom breaks cut to the dog cam. Sorry but I love them.

[@riskyy2657]

*My content is better then H3 Podcast* Prove me wrong? 😏

[@PixieStitchs]

I love this idea 🐕❤️!

[@EmBeesWorld60]

YAAASSS

[@tiger-lily3014]

I don’t even like small yapping dogs but I love this idea lolll

[@katelynfoppe7082]

I love this idea!

[@taberlangley]

AB: He's just a down-to-earth guy.. when he's not in space

[@ashleylafonte3075]

The fact none of them even acknowledged how good of a joke that was

[@aqueous5099]

-Grand philosopher clout king 😔🙏

[@aly5891]

It took me a sec but I don’t even think AB realized how witty it was haha

[@GFXCharkk]

NFTs are the beanie babies of this generation.

[@mmcmann9539]

I thought that about Bitcoin

[@wrastlinape]

No

[@frumpyhooper697]

Some beanie babies are still worth thousands

[@GFXCharkk]

@@frumpyhooper697 yes the rare ones. If I had the money I would buy the beeple one but not every junk NFT. Because if there's a bubble it won't concern the top 5%.

[@frankndork1082]

The thing I dislike about other platforms the most is the lack of a dislike button. I LIKE being able to disapprove of content I don't like, and I think it's important for other viewers to see how many OTHER people dislike the video.

[@_BangDroid_]

KZbin: We're gonna hide dislike counts to protect the creator Also KZbin: Dislike counts will only be available to the creator

[@OhShiverMeTimbers]

Dan: "Um, I believe she's into Eastern mysticism and meditation now" Trisha: *"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"* Im dead! 🤣😭

[@sean-ryanmccabe6591]

@Korn Dawg are u okay bro?

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

@Korn Dawg are you stroking out? Should I call someone for you?

[@Reya66]

@@Marshmallow_Trees nah that's just kav kav from his 998th burner account lol

[@niclikescakes]

@Korn Dawg dude thinks he's got some conspiracy shit on the backburner

[@niclikescakes]

@Korn Dawg Tee hee.

[@ewitsaug]

I can’t wait for the day Ethan just says fuck it and does the Trisha episode. maybe a content court?

[@Milorc]

Hila won’t let him. It’ll cause too many problems between her brother and herself. But I wish he would too

[@oscarwildess279]

As a philosophy major i feel obligated to say Gary Vee took that whole imagining your family dying from Marcus Aurelius’ meditations about stoicism

[@LoicReviews]

omg the "it takes that 5%" in the intro killed me 😭😭

[@sl1274]

literally 😫 I'm so glad that Zach encourages Ethan to troll on Trisha lmao

[@ejhdbegbeidishdj9358]

Isn’t it “he takes that 5%?”

[@Diancis92]

It never gets old 🥲

[@melissah2174]

i was deceased 💀😂

[@snewtron1]

@Korn Dawg what?

[@Xx1PWNY1xX]

You can tell Ethan's mood/energy by how he reacts to Zach's crazy intros 😄😅

[@MiuXiu]

16:54 Love is my absolute favorite for the subtle jokes he makes. *this is definitely me when Love is now my new favorite crew member*

[@Arielangel69]

Love jiggling the chicken legs while Trisha is “meditating” in the background has me DEAD

[@jazminramirez7338]

You guys always shut down AB’s takes/angles and he’s been right multiple times! Y’all need to be humble!

[@Vice-qd9qo]

“Why are there tomato’s being thrown at her?” “You know why.” 🍅

[@fredlin13]

I wonder if Ethan learning about the algorithm of the dislike button means he won't be late to a live stream anymore lol

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

He doesn't even read the comments you think he cares?

[@sarad2659]

I don't really get his point. I think the dislike algorithm makes sense

[@blethr]

i love hearing love talk more and put in his opinion on topics

[@categgstv]

Zach really nailed it with this week's intro. Shoutout to his family

[@jefftheaccountant4216]

dan is fully done with anything Trisha and it’s beautiful

[@chrisblessing45]

I love AB takes that are seemingly off, but later turn out to be not far off. Like he catches that a think is happening and reads the trends

[@carmandirda]

I'm a freelance artist and I doubt anyone would ever buy my art as NFTs unless it was stolen by a larger creator. They're not helping anyone who doesn't already have a large platform.

[@re_i_gn]

Yes 1000%. I have a friend who's a GREAT digital artist and was paid around 2k to to work on drawing shitty NFTs under a company. After realizing how easy it is to make NFTs, he released a collection under his own name with a few friends, with higher quality art, but without the large audience. It was released months ago and they still haven't sold one.

[@Kamphizzle]

1:20:33 i died when ethan wanted to look up leonardo dicaprio's height, typed "leonard decar" and just closed the tab and moved on

[@minutemaidacid]

I’m dying over this.

[@LCRCRDS]

Omfg

[@Brimarieddddddddd]

As someone who struggles with intrusive thoughts about love ones dying due to trauma I would never wish those thoughts on anybody. I get what’s he’s saying about appreciating every moment and day with the people you love and never taking them for granted but actually visualizing it everyday is so beyond terrifying and an awful feeling

[@amytyrrell6010]

Hi Brianna. I have just seen your comment and I deal with this daily too. It’s exhausting and I can empathise with you on how terrifying it is. I really hope you get the support and help needed as therapy has helped me so much :)

[@RelaxjocelinEnjoy]

The worm being overlayed on AB’s face cracked me up so much😂😂

[@justrosie]

Dan: HAVE U HAD UR FACE WAXED? Bc that is a SENSITIVE AREA Olivia, along with all of the female viewers: Oh Dan, sweet summer child

[@mamadramam.d.8331]

Right!!

[@paulinezugzwang1773]

I'm a girl and I agree with Dan. The beard hair are a lot thicker than any hair on the rest of the body, therefore harder to pull off, that's why the dude was bleeding so much.

[@justrosie]

@@paulinezugzwang1773 facial hair and pubic hair are basically the same. Appreciate your self-report, Mrs. John Paul Jones.

[@maddyblackburn4010]

@@paulinezugzwang1773 as a body waxer, pinpoint bleeding is extremely normal especially when it is the first time waxing the area. It is generally not advised to wax a man’s beard because of the density however it can be done, and it’s about the same as waxing your Brazilian (in terms of pain). The person just did not do it right at all, the wax became too stiff and was at risk of breaking. You need it hard but still pliable to get the best results from your wax