I Got Kicked Out of the Taylor Swift Concert

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Boys 3/4 show in Atlanta were Sold out - couldn’t be more pumped. Philadelphia tmrw/ Tuesday then Tampa, San Diego, Salt Lake, New York - ryanlongcomedy.com

[@officecomputer8887]

never heard a single taylor swit song in my life

[@ericheckenkamp6091]

It was cool of you to post Taylor Swift's tour dates at the end.

[@joshuaforester]

Atlantans represent, Ryan. NYC of the South!

[@elusivemayfly7534]

@@joshuaforester That’s a great description! Used to live in the ATL area and loved it

[@theoreticalexercise]

Come back!!!!

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

It's so selfish that T-Swizzle still had her concert after the Crowder divorce.

[@K9.coordinated]

No way! Huge respect for Taylor, she knows the show must go on! Plus, I heard she dedicated a song to Crowder.

[@kevinclause4p55p5]

Unbelievable

[@jonolas1626]

So unsensitive

[@kevinclause4p55p5]

The caucacity!

[@SupHapCak]

Is this sarcastic? It's not like it's a national tragedy.

[@cgigammez5749]

I cant believe they dont know about steven crowder divorce, what has happened to society

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Selfish of them

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Denial is one of the classic stages of grief.

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

didnt know who he was .. even if your not a fan .what rock do you live under ?

[@TheNewMexican78]

That's not real news it's KZbin 😂

[@julioj.5655]

@@TheNewMexican78 oh, sweetie, do you still get your news from the cable stations?

[@bradojacko8247]

It was stressful just watching all this shameless embarrassment. Thanks, Ryan

[@bathtub_marmot]

My mouse is always hovering over the "close window" button, but it's like when I was in elementary school and during the summer kids would try to see who could hold onto the hot metal monkey bars the longest.

[@thatbobbi]

I turn it down and just watch it. 😂

[@swisscheeseplease97]

I admire Ryan’s ability to talk to people despite none of them giving a shit about his problems.

[@kyra872]

​@@swisscheeseplease97 talk 'at' people

[@saintsaens21]

True, my days are currently so unrushed that getting a dose of 2nd hand stress and irregular heart beat is quite welcome.

[@elusivemayfly7534]

Proud of my fellow Southerners handling Ryan’s hijinks with good humor. You can tell the folks working that venue have seen it all but are still polite

[@muszyn.]

and here i was wondering why everyone was fat

[@ourdivinemouseoverlord3308]

@@muszyn. How dare you body shame people! Bigot!

[@cactaceous]

Everyone caught on camera was a shit show on stilts. Taylor Swift fans are all fat, drunk, over make upped grown sorority girls.

[@neuromancer5661]

Hijnks? Ryan needed to interview Taylor. They were blocking him from what needed to be done.

[@CallthejudgeGetsomefudge]

@@muszyn. 😂😂😂😂

[@veryonlineman]

That chick was convinced you were trying to kidnap her when you asked her to come to the car

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Just trying to give her her prize

[@jacklinks6097]

@@RyanLongcomedy by the looks of most of them you should have said you had a 4 course meal in the trunk.

[@veryonlineman]

@@RyanLongcomedy People are just too paranoid. When a stranger offers you money or candy, you ALWAYS get into their vehicles without hesitation

[@23Butanedione]

​@@veryonlinemanyou'll be kicking yourself for turning down candy

[@squ34ky]

@@veryonlineman How are things in Pakistan?

[@High_Caliber]

The staff and police were actually very polite.

[@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods]

I didn't think this was funny, Ryan was being really annoying and most people were being way nicer than I would have.

[@jebemtiii]

@@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods you wouda showed him huh u big boy

[@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods]

@@jebemtiii I obviously meant that I wouldn't be polite and nice like this people, I would just turn my back, not engage and not give him my attention, what did you think I mean, huh u big boy?

[@jebemtiii]

@@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods Dunno if you noticed, but these are edited videos bro.

[@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods]

@@jebemtiii I don't know if you noticed but what does that have to do with anything?

[@DannerBanks]

"I was at the hotel pool and we lost track of time..." LOL

[@caribbeanbound8357]

For a person who supports gun control, she sure has no problem with her security looking like they came straight out of an 80's action movie

[@janelleg597]

rules for thee, but not me.

[@kevhead1525]

​@@janelleg597 beat me to it but too too true.

[@TheRobe-]

@@janelleg597absolutely. As long as they are protected they could give a rats ass about the peasants.

[@danny8063]

@@janelleg597 Sayings about things being for thee but not for me is for thee but not for me.

[@watchingitallburn]

Taylor Swift is a textbook psychopath.

[@seanmcgrady8688]

"Put down my dog for nothing..." What a callback!

[@ryanh1275]

the random introduction of crowder into this to "swifties" is actually beyond hilarious 😂😂😂

[@teodormiciol6503]

Still wanna know what that second option was…

[@LokiTricksterG]

I've been to dozens of metal concerts that had little to no security, and meanwhile Taylor Swift concerts have armed security everywhere. Dang, those Taylor Swift fans must be RABID.

[@-gohu-]

right? metal fans are so chill.

[@PewciSlayer]

It's because metal bands will be called "sellouts" if they had armed guards at the venue.

[@CaptainMisery86]

I'm not a huge tay-tay fan, but I would much rather walk into her dressing room than someone like Rob zombie.

[@Dartht33bagger]

Metal shows are usually smaller venues. No funds (or need) to hire armed security.

[@pingu6028]

its america, If you jump in a public swiming pool they are calling the SWAT Team.

[@Piggyn]

He should have asked to be escorted in the same way the police escorted the boys into the capitol on January 6th.

[@RandomInternetProfile]

The “why do we even have a dog fund” part got me😅

[@ASMRConservative]

I wasn't ready for the "Steven Crowder" bit. 😂

[@RyanLongcomedy]

Should have stopped the show out of respect

[@mikehancock6280]

Changed my mind.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

I still haven't recovered from the shocking revelation that a self billed traditional man would expect his wife to submit to him, and then the even bigger shock that a self billed traditional woman stops listening once the marriage contract is signed.

[@chronometer9931]

​@@palaceofwisdom9448 She set him up. She spent years making dirt like that video which she released. She told him for years she loved him while in secret she was building a case to destroy his life.

[@fbiburneraccount]

​@@RyanLongcomedy Probably best to shut down the Boyscast in solidarity.

[@radagast7200]

Trolling a man with a rifle... bold.

[@liquidsnakex]

Safer to do it with him than the guys with tazers and handguns, he's much better trained and knows how a "soldier" with a rifle roughing up a civilian would look.

[@aaronharlow2137]

This guy has balls the rest of us cannot imagine. Every time you think he's gone as far as he can go, he just nudges it a little bit further. I'm impressed at how Ryan has managed to not get into trouble yet.

[@BadBed1982]

It's best not to imagine his balls.

[@EliM100]

Exactly right!

[@susanwojcickiisalonelyrath7311]

“I’ve gotta be honest with you. I’m getting the runaround here.” This killed me

[@Avodingbugle68]

To know that I could of brought overpriced tickets for Taylor swift and just ended up meeting Ryan instead. Makes me sad that I didn't go now

[@sirchadiusmaximusiii]

Swifts fans look exactly as I’d imagined them. “Ex” party girl future lonely cat ladies who think they still look 20.

[@thebra]

She keeps putting trans in her videos so I'm sure there are some interesting "women" in that crowd.

[@tobiasstock8432]

Im a swifty

[@NWYVR]

​@@thebra Oh wow no way. It's been years since I've seen a Taylor Swift music video. Gotta check out how she's keeping up with the Agenda. Haha

[@silentrob668]

Some of them just reminded me of lines from Star Wars ' look at the size of that thing' .... cut the chatter red 2.

[@Stephen-Harding]

And enjoy a snack between meals.

[@kongeethegod]

Now I want to know the overlap between Taylor Swift's fan base and Steven Crowder's fan base😂

[@eandm_creations]

Apparently it was zero 😝

[@CaptainMisery86]

I bet there's dozens of them

[@tobiasstock8432]

Me

[@humbledone6382]

Zero!

[@Fausto_4841]

@@tobiasstock8432 as a 36 y/o heterosexual man, i'd be more embarrassed to admit my crowder fandom than admitting i like taylor swift. can't have people thinking i'm gay.

[@Mcvthree3]

Ryan has an ungodly gift. His ability to lay down a swirling fog of bullshit is unparalleled.

[@Mcvthree3]

@@ChrisMcKoy thanks to you, he's gonna be president again

[@headecas]

"Aint no between me and u" Damn dat killed me

[@user-cn6gs2jc1h]

no one can make comedy happen on the street like this guy. Canadian Comedy at its finest successor to Norm, once we see Ryan bomb on purpose the prophecy will be complete.

[@MrNinomaravilla]

Crowder also Canadian lol

[@TheSiprianus]

Ironically, "Canadian Comedy" doesn't work in Canada, lol. I watched multiple Jimmy Carr shows in Canada, and those were the toughest crowds I've ever seen him have.

[@SameBasicRiff]

Wait, doesn't he already bomb on any podcast he's on ever? lol.

[@moonrabbit2774]

Crowder rhymes with chowder. He has no business with ryan or norm

[@LesserMoffHootkins]

Ryan gives it away with “oot” and “aboot”, but I doubt those Southerners caught on

[@michaelanthony4750]

The security guys were way too nice lol

[@elusivemayfly7534]

Lol, it’s that Southern hospitality. They can’t help it

[@termi_925]

Yeah he should've been shot at least 4 times he was getting a little rowdy

[@totaldan99]

​@@elusivemayfly7534True that

[@beaub650]

I was laughing at they maintained the word, sir.

[@danielmoore8695]

It's Atlanta, not NYC or Philly haha

[@celloyd4]

"is the second option an interview?" 👍

[@tomatosauce605]

Love the crowder reference lol

[@togetherwellfacetheworld]

3:09 is the second option an interview? 🤣🤣

[@Rhodiac]

These always make me so uncomfortable

[@km-hi9wj]

second hand cringe

[@LesserMoffHootkins]

I love it!

[@amyproud]

Loved this 🤣🤣 “put down my dog for nothing” Jesus lol

[@metalboy27]

That last 10 seconds was like listening to an NPC in GTA.

[@allie8442]

",what's the 2nd option, you only told me one" 💀 I laughed so hard I scared my baby that I am feeding.

[@alexadame7389]

"I put down my dog for nothing" lol good closing line at the end of the video

[@becky6568]

She barely blinked 😳 wonder what she did for tickets ?

[@Urgent_Blowout]

"Put down my dog for nothing" - quote of the year lololol😂

[@23Butanedione]

He really did like the sound of 3 hundo

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Whole lot of guns around to protect celebrities shows. I thought they didn’t like guns?

[@BadBed1982]

They do love double standards though

[@jonathandaniels7811]

Man I forgot how clever Ryan is with on the spot talking with people

[@krazykkarl]

So Taylor is against people owning an ar-15 unless it's used for her own concert.

[@mediumeffort3315]

Even worse, those rifles the CDC agents had are select fire. An AR-15 is semi-auto only.

[@paulbro9377]

Ryan is becoming a legend, testing the limits.

[@jasono2139]

Ryan coolly comforting a guy with a gun. 🤣 Ryan is the GOAT!

[@sadnesskant7604]

Lol, can't believe he didn't get arrested trying to bribe the sheriff

[@integralogic]

0:53 how can you be that drunk already

[@Chaoticpotatoes]

Was she pregnant too? 😩

[@thomasdap8659]

I was offering free samples of tequila at the entrance and she kept coming back in different outfits

[@jasonlavallee8195]

That lady at the end had the most genuine smile lol

[@adamwalker47]

Maybe she was thirsty for Ryan

[@JokeWRLD]

The Taylor Swift interview woulda been your Jordan flu game after the Crowder divorce 😪

[@jacklinks6097]

Being overweight is a prerequisite to being a Swift fan

[@PewciSlayer]

That's Lizzo.

[@paulrTX]

It's Atlanta. Pretty much everyone over 25 is overweight there.

[@bean6047]

Uh… I’d say compared to national average they’re on the lighter end. Lots of thin women there, and I’m playing devils advocate cuz swift ain’t shit to me lol

[@Souloux]

Average height and weight of an American woman aged 20 is 5'4" 170lbs

[@jessickalush3305]

Inaccurate.....but accurate in my case

[@natedogyoung]

Those sheriffs were SO SOUTHERN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randalthor2859]

2:20 one of the few times you can tell Ryan is from Canada.

[@tonyg490]

Few times? Ryan says so many words the Canadian way its very obvious.

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

3:01 the second option was a flashback to something VERY sinister from his past

[@comfortablyunknown700]

"I put my dog down for nothing"😂😂😂😂

[@TheGreySage0]

Next Level Trolling,Armed Officer 😂

[@nutsarefancy]

I can't believe they did you like that.

[@russellmm]

kicking a man while he is down... poor Crowder! Just proves Ryan will go after anyone, he does not pick sides!

[@High_Caliber]

Crowder isn't looking too good in all this lately...and I'm mugclub :(

[@apatheticexistence]

He told his pregnant wife that he doesn't love her and that he would fuck her up. Those are quotes. He is a sick bastard and I've always had a bad feeling about him.

[@russellmm]

@@apatheticexistence he is just another narcissist. It caatches up with them all.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

@@apatheticexistence It's sick, but I really do want to hear the other self styled "traditional men" explain how you properly handle a disobedient wife. BTW, I believe with every fiber of my being that she was conscious of the whole thing being recorded; no one is that civil when being spoken to the way he did.

[@chronometer9931]

​@@palaceofwisdom9448 Of course she was conscious of the video. She released it, she gathered dirt on him for years. Before going for the jugular

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

ARs for security. Are they going to empty the magazines at some silly, overweight, Wal-Mart patron girls?

[@JelqtronZero]

0:58 Thats a true friend helping her drunk friend not talk to creeps. Need more of those good gals out there.

[@jebemtiii]

that beer belly on her probably a good deterrent already lol

[@JelqtronZero]

@@jebemtiii 100 dollar ring buys quite a bit of bud light turns out lol

[@KimJongUno]

One of your best works. Loved every second of it. Thanks comrade and greetings from NK watching from my mansion in Pyongyang

[@chalkyblac]

ryan long is the peak of awkward normal conversation

[@CalebLailMusik]

The trouble you stir up stresses me O U T

[@sugarbubble2779]

I like how the security guard holds his ground. “Ain’t no between me and you, sir”.

[@blakej6416]

The "I'm so sorry" from the one officer was hilarious!

[@scottarnold8637]

Is the second option an interview 😅😂😂

[@CompassIIDX]

😂

[@eternalextrapolations]

I am really appreciating how Ryan's got one of the curious little features of crazy people dialled in perfectly: assuming that everyone else lives in their world 😂👍

[@ConradSpoke]

On the plus side, it's nice to see American girls dressing up for a pop concert. After 50 years of girls dressed like Ryan Long.

[@radfoo72]

"I put down my dog for nothing!"😂

[@Jack__________]

“Put my dog down for nothing.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@davee9527]

Alot of "stunning and brave" sized women in that crowd. 🤣

[@boomguitarjared]

That breast pump commercial was outa left field in the exact manor that kind of commercial would be.

[@nater6789]

Thank you for throwing Stephen Chowder in there 🙏 🤣

[@algernoncalydon3430]

Back thirty years ago Americans would freak out when visiting other coutries and they saw cops or soldiers wandering around with assault rifles. now it's common in America.

[@WhoTFVotedBiden]

Yup america has been corrupted

[@CompassIIDX]

What can we say, "Diversity is our strength."

[@ShrirajHegde]

I'd love to see you beaten up (as a joke) by the police God level trolling LMAO 😂

[@Nobody-df4is]

RIP Ryan's doggo. He dieded in vain.

[@nathanwilliams9598]

He says "guess I put down my dog for nothing" 😂😂😂 so fkin funny

[@Mysticfob]

"Planning on doing some pumping at this concert?" "Well that or..my breasts will explode" 😂

[@StevieObieYT]

No way!! How is the concert not cancelled after what Stephen Crowder is going through?! It's like some people don't even care 🙄

[@beaub650]

The balls it takes for these! Hell yeah, dude.

[@emmalfal]

Good GOD, that was stressful. If I was one of those security guards, I probably would have walked you in just to ease the tension. Probably why I'm not a security guard.

[@PlushPenguinPal]

"I put down my dog for nothing" finally broke me. 🤣

[@FAMEROB]

i had no idea Taylor Swift was pro guns

[@KingcoleIIV]

Girl at the end was so sweet lol, she said "I'm sorry" to Ryan's rambling lol

[@eskra24]

“Put down my dog for nothing essentially”That killed me 😂😂😂😂 damn thanks for the likes you racists

[@aididan]

Killed the dog too.

[@louishurr393]

“What’s the second option? You only gave me one option.” 😂

[@OverOnTheWildSide]

“I put down my dog for nothing. Essentially.” 😂😂😂😂

[@WaltherPPK007]

“I put my dog down for nothing” 😂😂

[@Thedarkknight2244]

The last girl was really sweet to poor Ryan putting down his do: “I’m sorry…. Have a nice day” lmao hilarious

[@Fausto_4841]

Just like most cops when there's a serious situation "We don't go in" i love that nobody knows who steven crowder is

[@curtboroff]

If you wouldn’t have been in front of a camera, that would’ve had a much different outcome. 🤣👏🏼

[@ShadyRonin]

“Between me and you” lmao

[@sarad.2349]

"I put down my dog for nothing... essentially."

[@YThatesTRUTH]

"Put down my dog for nothing" 😂

[@AAAReviews]

"Just say a number" lololol

[@floridaman7]

Sassy Sheriff cannot be bribed

[@swisscheeseplease97]

2:27 I’m getting the run around here! Lol

[@wiredranchvideo]

3:01 “if you told me the second option then I could make my choice.”

[@patrickvalentino600]

The only downside is one day Ryan will be so famous he won't be able to do these wonderful things anymore. But the world will be richer

[@schenksteven1]

"I got to be honest, I'm getting the runaround here..."

[@ShoshanaBrand]

"What is the 2nd option? You just gave me one..."

[@jaimyangelo]

lmfao that Steven Crowder part caught me off guard 😭

[@johnwesely]

Bro was so close to getting deported

[@ChoppedSteak]

The crowder question got me so good

[@danag3757]

This may be one of the most uncomfortable videos I've ever seen Was not ready for the Crowder references lol