Searching For The STRAIGHTEST Guy at the Trump Rally

[@gyorgyor7765]

"He'll have sore jaw in the morning" could be taken in very different ways😂🥳

[@aRedTalonPro]

Wait a minute

[@TheThyller]

Either way he wasn't lying ;D

[@jcmick8430]

That was good reporting bar none

[@gbh_events]

LOL

[@VanchaMarch2]

Ayo

[@WokeismIsMarxism]

Ryan is boss level troll. The way he can go in and talk about those things, but in a tone that doesn't agitate is a skill

[@PhilAlumb]

Ryan is empty. He just wants ATTENTION.

[@douchefuck]

​@@PhilAlumbLets say hypothetically a guy whipped it out in your general vicinity... would you look?

[@beansdestroyer]

@@PhilAlumb he is hilarious youre just a soy loser

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

​@@PhilAlumbyou sound jealous, haters are fans too!

[@hypersleepdialogues8889]

​@user-kf8wb2cq4f you okay dude?

[@zanesather5165]

The black dudes critiquing potential gays in the crowd is peak America

[@YakubiteZillions]

African americans: The most homophobic gays.

[@rapGameCharizardCard]

I lost it when they panned to the dudes shoes

[@mrandersen6872]

"The swastikas not right, you're like scrambled eggs" 💀

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

Hopefully she'll brush up on her art skills next rally.

[@MattttG3]

*he just likes to prove that our IQ is generally higher than the average |efti$t*

[@911WASanINSIDEjob420]

10/10 that guy won

[@onlylivingicon]

I haven't heard the scrambled eggs remark in a while. (a woman who's mind is scramble/crazy and has nothing else to do).

[@Corrupted-file]

@@magicjohnsins 😆 🤘🏼

[@Inbal_Feuchtwanger]

10:49 you just know my guy here is feeling smart AF right now

[@matt_numerix]

"I don't know what that means, I'm french" - biggest lie ever told

[@ReadTheShrill]

Man, everyone shits on the French. . . (And that's the way it should be.)

[@ernestbidon5027]

Did he know the meaning of the english word "straight"? Yes. Did he lie? Maybe not.

[@CeigelUrtanner]

@@ernestbidon5027 Went to see Mr. Long a few weeks ago in north San Diego. He’s one of the funniest men in the business today

[@regart5094]

From the top "Vice" reporter to giving away "The Straightest Man on the Rally" Award. So proud of my boy's rise to success!

[@TheSauceinator]

"Oh, French. Well, definitely out of the running, for sure."

[@Corrupted-file]

@PassportBachelor 😆 Good point.

[@karla31092]

I love Ryan a true comedian makes fun of EVERYONE 😂

[@PhilAlumb]

In other words, stands for nothing But attention.

[@karla31092]

​@@PhilAlumb duh. Comedians are performers, and he's great so he's got my attention. 😁

[@beakyburgerz]

@@PhilAlumb In other words, brilliant comedian and you're a whiny baby

[@edwardburroughs1489]

@@PhilAlumb Why would you say that?

[@PhilAlumb]

​@@karla31092.....Are YOU Triggered? 😆

[@pa21thebeast]

This is the most American video in history

[@Soniti1324]

I existed in this time. _This_ is the summer of love. For America, by Americans. Look at all the walks of life there-- _That_ is democracy in action.

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

@@Soniti1324 Just go ahead and start talking about "Blacks for trump!" you sound exactly like Democrats. Commie bastards all of you. Trump supporters, Biden supporters all of you are Commie foot soldiers.

[@birdieboy02]

most american comedian

[@ZoTrAcK]

I love how you get the whole American spectrum at Trump's rallies.

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

? no you don't you get Boomers and Token Hispanic and blacks who don't know anything but what youtubers told them. That rally had like 100 people at most. You sheep still think pro DACA trump is on your side it's hilarious.

[@GurtiusMaximus]

Slow Boat to China guy kicks ass lmfaoo

[@Wired4Life2]

*"Donald Trump, don't trust China! China is asshoe!"* - Paladin Cheng, Hong Kong activist and legend

[@becksdresure]

11:04 Guy predicted it.

[@hidde4592]

It's actually kind of beautiful how chill people are in response to suggesting they are gay

[@dontbeadogsbody3564]

No. It’s not. It’s disgusting. I have no problem with gay people, but this is NOT organic. It’s environmental poisoning and the socialist agenda brainwashing.

[@jcmick8430]

Cuz we normal hardworking dudes bust each other's balls we're not hypersensitive

[@smokescythe8880]

They aren't as emotionally volatile as leftists. 😂😂😂

[@kurtwagner350]

Most trump guys I’ve talked to aren’t really homophobic, definitely transphobic though

[@Yugemos]

@@kurtwagner350 I don't think transphobic is accurately used ever... EVER.

[@agr_]

“What do you mean don’t touch the women?” The Guyana guy is a fiend 😂

[@allouttabubblegum1984]

I was watching Fleccas Talks a couple of weeks ago, this lady was filming her Middle Eastern driver, he deadass said if she were in his country he would kidnap her.

[@runpigrun]

That guy meant it as a compliment, Richard Ratboy agreed

[@reinsmano]

@@allouttabubblegum1984 Pakistan lol

[@ReadTheShrill]

​@@allouttabubblegum1984 But words are just words, until action starts.

[@ffs6158]

I'm so glad we've mass imported people from countries that have billboards begging men not to grape everyone.

[@nigglewiggle4214]

searching for the straightest guy is the ultimate bit 😂

[@WokeismIsMarxism]

He has ha better ones, especially when he's in hollywood. He makes those libs look like fools so perfectly they don'[t even know he's doing it

[@5050TM]

"You're supposed to touch them, uou know why? You're a child of God!" I don't even know what to do with this statement 😂

[@DrDeuteron]

the holey trinity.

[@jacquesvermeulen8870]

I suppose you could take his advice, what's the worst that could happen..?😂😂

[@sburgos9621]

@@DrDeuteron Oral, front and behind.

[@publius9350]

Acknowledge that he's pretty straight.

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

for real that was such an odd comment.

[@lymphy12]

bro this is your calling

[@MartinaMcDonagh]

Ryan's dedication is commendable - reporting from the Front Line, despite the danger!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hypnotizedpenguin1955]

I’m just blown away by the fact everyone is treating the election of the president like a sporting event.

[@1247.cccccc]

Try to imagine the event from the point of view of a Trump supporter. Have you seen anyone admit they knew the Russian collusion was a hoax?

[@amrcnngrmny]

It literally is lol. You can gamble on it on sports betting apps.

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

Doesn't matter the Deep state already picked Trump as the Winner.

[@hypnotizedpenguin1955]

@@amrcnngrmnyno way! That’s spooky.

[@Cdz9000]

It basically is

[@jaemekon]

I love how the beer guy popped back in at 8:40 😂

[@maureenjossick429]

“Indian John Stamos”…😂😂😂ded. Lmfao

[@reforcedrs]

"& then we saw him glistening in the sun.."

[@thevegetarianlibertarian]

bro at 11:07 lowkey right but kamala not michelle - wtf bro trump guy actually has common sense?

[@TayKdaBaddest]

Saying the other guy is gonna have a sore jaw in the morning isn't very straight

[@TuckerUp]

Because he would punch him in the jaw. Honestly says more about you if you were thinking something else.

[@JimEdmiston]

GENIUS Previous commenter clearly doesn’t get it. Their loss! 😂

[@BradyStJohn]

@@TuckerUp its an unintentional double entendre. Its the funniest part of the video, and everyone should have understood both meanings, due to the topic of conversation

[@jps1]

We need to put a copy of this on the next Voyager. Alien civilzations must see our greatness.

[@matthewhall7976]

7:58 clip that.. "A guy over there said he'd look" 😂😂😂

[@5050TM]

With the artsy piano in the back just making it better 😂

[@randalthor2859]

*"To China!"*

[@Wired4Life2]

*"Donald Trump, don't trust China! China is asshoe!"* - Paladin Cheng, Hong Kong activist and legend

[@S.Lowell.Soderman]

I'm the straightest. Every night I dream about dudes. But when I wake up I scream "NO! I will never!"

[@PhilAlumb]

Oh, Biden's your president. Well done.

[@S.Lowell.Soderman]

@@PhilAlumb Build Brokeback Mountain!

[@VioletDeathRei]

​@@S.Lowell.Soderman_"Every day the mountain gets ten feet taller!"_

[@thehonkening1]

Ryan is way too funny 8:45 "This guys talking about dildos right now, you're still in the running" 💀💀

[@aust_barrett]

6:39 died crying at the “she ain’t do the swastika right”🤣

[@arronthomas68]

In that dudes defense, rap music does sound exactly like people fighting.

[@Usualsuspect101]

11:03 gramps knows

[@ryanolearymusic]

Dropped my phone laughing and woke up my baby at the Indian John Stamos part lol

[@heybuddy7410]

"am I the straightest guy out here? I don't know every guy out here""/ 🤣😂😭 gayest response ever

[@RowlandLegg]

"It depends if he's in my line of sight you can't help but peek"

[@Auntjemmima]

10:50 dude was really accurate with his statement

[@mmabouts]

Right on the money

[@seankaplan2007]

Pink hat dude seemed chill

[@oceania2385]

The shit that flows out your mouth effortlessly is remarkable Ryan. You have a gift.

[@anmolsharma4049]

11:01 bro was on spot

[@TheJeffbarrett]

I love you Ryan, you don't have to love me back because that would be some gay shit.

[@USERNAME1-x5u]

"Thats not him!" "AHHH, FAKE TRUMP!" 😂😂

[@kevinstahl2632]

its definitely not the guy who said "lebron for prez"

[@MyNameJeff..]

Lol yea, wtf was that?

[@Nobody-df4is]

@@MyNameJeff.. Probably some weird sarcasm. I hope.

[@MyNameJeff..]

@@Nobody-df4is lol it definitely was, had to be

[@cvn6555]

LeBron is too busy still reading that book he started a few years ago.

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

4:07 don't tell em you're from Canada they'll light you on fire 😂

[@5050TM]

😂😂😂

[@slimeronio]

when the guy said " he'd have a sore jaw in the morning " ... you missed a golden comic set up ... don't let it happen again

[@ML-my8qq]

The guy criticizing the swastika and your response…. Epic good Sir

[@DrDeuteron]

"swat sticker"

[@itsmejerkface]

That lady is walking around with a swastika, accusing half the country of being Nazis. That's no big deal, but when a guy points out that she doesn't even know what a swastika is, then that's the controversy?

[@dsmianblanchard3422]

I did an interview with her too. I brought over some jews to make her feel like an asshole for trivializing the holocaust

[@Br34kd0wnFTW]

Damn. Even Ryan's comment section is drowning in tang. Chadding it.

[@WeToddEd-r3g]

The sigh after the guyana guy only rated himself a 9 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shmuelrosenthal6661]

Absolute chaos. I love it.

[@reyray7184]

Saying the guy is going to have a sore my jaw in the morning is the gayest thing you could say at that particular moment. 🤣

[@Yugemos]

No it isn't... What if he had said, "I'll skull freak this mofo so hard his ancestors gag". That'd be a little gayer, no?

[@DrDeuteron]

I think "he's gonna have my crap on his wang" is a bit gayer.

[@cryptonic799]

Every anti trump person shows up wearing a mask. They’re like extras: if their face is seen on camera, they won’t be hired for the next show lol. They can’t lose their job and be seen at multiple rallies.

[@daveythehand4964]

That’s a great point!

[@groinBlaster31]

Did we watch the same video? You can see all their faces.

[@pipe_dev_null]

Lmfao, can’t you just enjoy a funny video?

[@wrongthinker350]

The anti-trumpers don't have jobs.

[@daveythehand4964]

@@pipe_dev_null impossible. Funny is now outlawed. I am the commander in queef!

[@twobitsandpepper8235]

I haven't been to a Trump rally yet, but this honestly looks like a bomb ass time! Everyone is so chill and happy!

[@maureenjossick429]

It does look like a bomb ass time..though!! 😂and I think this was outside the actual rally,where trump was speaking .

[@63rambler66]

They seemed to be like this in 2020 too. Like a Deplorables Woodstock - I was envious!

[@Widderic]

I was a democrat and finally decided to go to a Trump rally in 2018 to see what all the fuss was about and I was red pilled almost instantly. Everyone is so much fun and a LOT happier. I even admitted to voting for Obama and Hillary and they welcomed me in with open arms. Go check one out!

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

@@Widderic Because Obama, Hillary, and Trump are al the same and you all are programmed to accept fellow socialists. Now if I was there and started talking about Trump being pro Gun control, hate speech laws, pro DACA, pro war (Bombing syria because his daughter cried over a fake video) I would probably be shouted down just like the left does with desadents. Trump supporters are just a big tent Communist party.

[@dannyarcher6370]

@@Widderic Nice! Not the first time I've heard this story from an ex--Dem.

[@avertingapathy3052]

This is elderly abuse. Don't stop.

[@Bcorcoran100]

Thanks for considering me in the running this year, unfortunately because of some tequila and a sleepover with senator Cruz I cannot in good faith accept this award.

[@jcmick8430]

Guess what I did with a certain senator that will remain nameless's hollow gushy eye socket last summer?

[@Vorenus875]

I can’t stop laughing 😂 6:47 you like scrambled eggs 😂💀

[@NotBrianStelter]

Guy at 10:50 predicted pretty accurately.

[@valentinzota8835]

Ryan was the most sane person at that rally, and he's usually unhinged.😅

[@80sheavymetalguitar45]

9:20 😂😂😂😂 I don’t think too many comedians are able to outman Ryan long!!

[@FreedomForDummies]

Ok Ryan... let´s make this fun, go to a Democratic rally, but look for the most senile guy, someone that puts Biden to shame. Go!

[@cray06]

There are ppl at democrat rallies?

[@commandervile394]

@@cray06 30-35 at most, with more than half of those being reporters/staff.

[@DinDooIt]

He'd have a hard time finding anyone awake that isn't media or handlers/nurses!

[@groinBlaster31]

​@@cray06 Nah they got jobs 😂 they'll show up 81 million strong to vote though.

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

@@commandervile394 Brother Trumps rallies aren't that big anymore. No one buying the bullshit anymore after the Lockdowns and vaccine crap. he still promotes the vaccine not even two months ago. even the CDC themselves went silent on the vaccine LOL! Doesn't matter tho, the CIA will elect him anyway.

[@CB-zn6lw]

10:50 guy called it.

[@reforcedrs]

the "bodenomics" shit had me weak at the end lmfao

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

You mean Trump, Bush, Clinton, Biden economics? They all spent billions to create a bubble to pretend they made the economy great.

[@AndyStitzer]

7:11 the French guy was a good sport 🤣

[@CanadianOnlooker]

The old guy says lgbt & starts choking needs a drink lol

[@kevinh.2244]

you found tracheotomy man! lmao

[@BrettOwen71]

That guy at 10:51 was spot on.

[@DavidThackerMusic]

Guy over there said he would look!!! 😂😂😂

[@TuckerUp]

Omg, this bit had me laughing way too loud. My wife had to tell me to be quiet 😂

[@HabitualJoker]

Dude at 10:55 wasn’t exactly wrong.

[@joemiles4272]

My favorite part is the look of both boredom and disgust while the one dude is making the best point in the video and just ZERO response. Art.

[@Sophielinda]

Cracked me up. Ryan is one of those really likeable a holes

[@sebblackmore3697]

10:50 not this guy's first rodeo

[@showtime1235]

i was there and i’m severely disappointed i didn’t see ryan i can’t wait to to convince other men how straight i am at any chance i get

[@mikedangerdoes]

Ryna, under his breath: "...that's a funny criticism..."

[@keegansimons7348]

LMAO! Ryan egging on the fight from the side line. Straight up clownin, I love it

[@Madfrog625]

1:53 that guy made Ryan legitimately laugh 😂

[@paulnaho95]

Dude at 10:50 was right 0:00

[@CanadianOnlooker]

Ryan is the best.. "a guy over there said he would look" dudes get mad at him for asking & he got the perfect response 😂

[@supercoolsunday]

"The guy has a ponytail, but he still seems pretty straight." Lol

[@britasha1194]

Love the wholesome videos as always

[@ninjagamer1359]

Is your profile pic Hoyeon from Chicken Nugget next to Dr. Phil?

[@edpistemic]

This was just so much fun! I could have watched 30 mins of this.

[@lynz223]

Ryan is chaos. Look it up in the dictionary, his picture will be there. 🤣👏🏻

[@mikegee4922]

Running on “Bronx time”……lol.

[@NJoint]

You can see on Ryan's face his having a blast :)

[@Ereko1]

10:59 man was on point

[@kylegantert4568]

This video has All Gas No Breaks/ Channel 5 vibes. Love the on the ground journalism with a vague funny goals.

[@avertingapathy3052]

Except All Gas No Breaks is a leftcuck who literally was almost metoo'd.

[@DMTip]

I love the battle music when the fight was breaking out. On point.

[@realTrissMerigold]

What a great guy honestly 10:29 treating the "other side" as humans

[@jaseplet5657]

This is actually a great segment. I found out more from this interview than any podcast or news source.

[@ninjagamer1359]

Telling the cops they were fighting over the straightest-man title when the protestors started an altercation with Donald’s supporters is just wild 😂😂

[@Carl-Gauss]

0:08 This shoot looks so stereotypically American 😂

[@Clearvoice-fq6re]

Minute 11 guy called the future

[@b_risky]

"indian john stamos" nearly made me piss myself laughing

[@5050TM]

If I was around both Ryan Long and Trump in one day, I'd finally figure out how to take decent selfies.

[@andybenson2971]

Noticed they all had good attitudes about the jibes. Not something you would experience at a Democrat event.

[@ninjagamer1359]

RYAN RUNNING AFTER THE GUY AT 1:47 LIKE A HARD-HITTING REPORTER KILLS ME 😂😂😂

[@thegeneral1283]

How you keep composure and dont laugh is impressive im dying over here

[@orionvassi]

Best public interview video so far. Looked like a pretty chill scene with some wacky people.

[@rokthor7032]

Liberal-Open-minded or tolerant, especially free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc. Compare a Trump rally to ANY Democrat event and tell me who fits the description. I'm a lifelong Liberal and I want my word back. MAGA are the true progressive liberals.

[@19ate4]

“Get the corporations out of government” The bearded man in the cave holding AK was right about that Probably because he read Thomas Payne

[@ctoc1838]

6:35 is the BEST! "Funny criticism" 😂😂😂

[@MikeDep]

This is the type of quality political interviews I'm interested in seeing

[@u0455294]

Even the people protesting trump were saying f Biden. Lol

[@realRiceKun]

Bro really out there doing the real work