"This game simulates what it's really like to adult: You work really hard, no one gives a sh!t and you get to do it all again the next day." Oh my god that is so depressing and true.
@BiningiTheBanan5 жыл бұрын
walmart.
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
most quotes that contain the words "like to be an adult" are depressing and true
@Nightweaver15 жыл бұрын
@Noah Moore Sure is.
@naomi-qd2mu5 жыл бұрын
the screams of children is probably grays meditation playlist
@hannahmilby48703 жыл бұрын
Gray is married. Doesn’t have kids yet but just think about it...
@Caitilizzie5 жыл бұрын
4:40 “Although I don’t smoke myself” says the character that just ate a whole pack of cigarettes for +5 happiness
@cxpKSip5 жыл бұрын
Well, eating it is not smoking it.
@Caitilizzie5 жыл бұрын
Garrison Pendergrass Touché
@worried_sickk58114 жыл бұрын
Caiti ❤ it says “although I smoke” gray just read it wrong
@galladegamerletsplays Жыл бұрын
well to be fair, we don't know she SMOKED them...
@Tahkaullus015 жыл бұрын
Well look at it this way, at least you're doing something you love.
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Tahkaullus01 and watching Gray is something we love
@Tahkaullus015 жыл бұрын
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Yeah, but we're not getting paid for it, are we?
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Tahkaullus01 that's the problem indeed, unless Gray decide to fund veteran viewers
@ryugujiken69365 жыл бұрын
"I got paid to be a Terrible Person" oh so nothing new 😂
@AlienBunnyRabbit5 жыл бұрын
I had this exact thought!
@Aloyus_Knight5 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right, especially for gray.
@bluesteve83315 жыл бұрын
Hay graystillplays I had a frend cold nightmare foxy and I have not Ben about to tock to him in a long time but I what to know are you nightmare foxy cuz you say supping foxy tat the end of you videos? Plz tell me if you are nightmare foxy
@user-wm9un1dd8y5 жыл бұрын
Blue Steve I bet he is
@bluesteve83315 жыл бұрын
@@user-wm9un1dd8y thx I hop he is I have not ticked or seen him in a year 🙂
@ooppetal21835 жыл бұрын
**is named circle** **beginning looks like a square** me: so what is it?
@gabrielam.76815 жыл бұрын
Its a circle²
@viggoulander96715 жыл бұрын
Teacup _ Thats actually smart
@danielgilbert7355 жыл бұрын
Game: Good question
@gabrielam.76815 жыл бұрын
@@viggoulander9671 ....thanks? :P
@Onceortwice455 жыл бұрын
DOOT
@bozozium5 жыл бұрын
“You came into the wrong burger store” What Cyanide flame burgers that blow up isn’t normal?
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Donnovan Duran seriously? I thought O2 french fries was legal
@fatesealer3665 жыл бұрын
Reeeeee
@Koblac5 жыл бұрын
The circle: I’m gonna name myself Square Florida Man
@unicorn9935 жыл бұрын
Alright
@fatesealer3665 жыл бұрын
Reeeee
@jimidryden15005 жыл бұрын
@@fubuki.pershinge1 me
@Koblac5 жыл бұрын
Most liked comment damit
@swazmarthy59295 жыл бұрын
"Ma'am, that's a lovely wallet you have. I will open my heart to you and you must open your wallet to me" Honest retail
@MysticTheUnicorn2 жыл бұрын
I gotta try that and see how many customers get the Graystillplays reference
@wojtekpolska10135 жыл бұрын
"I Got Paid to..." When you see this on channels that belongs to: Most KZbinrs: "Sellouts" Gray: "Yes more depression and suffering"
@sahiriothstill5 жыл бұрын
Hey, Gray! I worked on this game. So happy to hear it made you depr... I mean, so glad you enjoyed it!
@RATSyabdnwnfjenrw Жыл бұрын
😅
@autisticgamer245 жыл бұрын
"Just get the dude to do a Labrador Retriever in person and just hang his head out the window." Graystillplays 2019
@dryspace63295 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice the Undertale hit noise when he makes a bad decision?
@Drelago5 жыл бұрын
9:48 "I'd like to take a moment to mention some simple mathematics here" The $35 medicine you gave your kid only deducted $25 from your account. I don't think mathematics was the developer's first language.
@meltedbutter85385 жыл бұрын
I love that gray censored Sh** but you can still hear it
@Darke_Exelbirth5 жыл бұрын
"coming in to work sick is frowned upon." Oh, this must not be in the US then.
@ДвухцветныйКуст5 жыл бұрын
Myself: *just wants to forget about adult stuff for a dozen minutes* Gray: *talks about it in the end*
@jewelxiat5 жыл бұрын
Daughter: mommy, what are we having for dinner? The mom: lower life expectancy, have some ice cream! 😂😂😂
@bensartakamcas1n1265 жыл бұрын
2nd time posting this Gray: **plays any game** *_Death_* : _Why do I hear boss music_
@yeehaw93695 жыл бұрын
last time i was this early, australian man set the grill on fire for the first time.
@RyanMortonVids5 жыл бұрын
yeehaw nice lol agreed
@leahbates62315 жыл бұрын
@@RyanMortonVids haw yee mee too
@Benadryl.Barbarian5 жыл бұрын
Yeehaw partner
@thattbugg95315 жыл бұрын
Isnt yeehaw something cowboys say?
@Benadryl.Barbarian5 жыл бұрын
@@thattbugg9531 yea
@tagosanchez74125 жыл бұрын
Hey gray why don't you build a house that freezes people to death.
@mccabe88185 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I just binge his videos for him to say “alright” for when the video starts.
@samsonguy10k5 жыл бұрын
It is kinda relaxing
@Cocoaben4 жыл бұрын
someone should create a video with just him saying that from each video.
@nevaehhamilton3493 Жыл бұрын
The developer of the game actually watched his video! She made a reaction video to his gameplay!
@ProtocoleX5 жыл бұрын
I'm already crying softly at the future
@platinumhuskiendurox35475 жыл бұрын
Gray there’s a moth carcass infused in my wall because my brother shot it with a Nerf gun and we named it gray after you
@RyanMortonVids5 жыл бұрын
Maya Wolfson big brain lol
@wumbology60725 жыл бұрын
Maya Wolfson Homestuck..
@platinumhuskiendurox35475 жыл бұрын
Gun Cat shhh don’t blow my cover
@gabrielam.76815 жыл бұрын
*single tear slowly rolls down face* This is beautiful
@swazmarthy59295 жыл бұрын
Damn, your brother has good aim. How powerful was that Nerf gun?
@z3ro8425 жыл бұрын
Me, Opens KZbin: Hm let’s see what’s on recommended! KZbin recommendation: “I got payed for being a terrible person” by Graystillplays Me: oh
@voidbeevee77585 жыл бұрын
GrayStillPlays- "More Suffering and Death, Dammit."
@RuferOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Me: I should go to bed Gray: video just uploaded Me:umm never mind
@solidsnaker19925 жыл бұрын
sleep is over rated anyway, gray being a terrible person is better than sleep
@devlinstone41544 жыл бұрын
@@solidsnaker1992 I love Satanic gray SLEEP IS DUMB GRAY IS LIFE
@mistyforest16115 жыл бұрын
Congratulations gray 🍾🎉 you’ve been on trending again
@jimmys19185 жыл бұрын
Everyone before Gray uploads: Lv.1 Everyone after Gray uploads: Lv.100000
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
that's at least 5 levels
@jttech445 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I play that tinder mobile game.
@GalaxyGirl-ru8gj5 жыл бұрын
SAW THIS IN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS IT WAS POSTED LETS GOO Edit: OMG I’m dying of laughter “Subway sandwiches made of ice cream yum
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
GalaxyGirl1028 diabetes inducing alert
@blackqueen16005 жыл бұрын
I love watching your videos, you make me laugh every day.
@feralcyborggaming15315 жыл бұрын
"Four packs of cigarettes" The most Florida thing ever said.
@the_minecraft_destroyer5 жыл бұрын
You know, keeping people alive while Gray's playing is really quite a lot worse than just killing them... 😄
@guythat7795 жыл бұрын
"It's books for dinner tonight" Aka KNOWLEDGE
@typicallynamed67185 жыл бұрын
0:21 Thanks for the advice Gray, ill be sure to follow it!
@derryn93885 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just an under appreciated but then I noticed this was uploaded 10 minutes ago Great
@anonanon94895 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly accurate to how working in a real fast food place works.
@oswurth87745 жыл бұрын
This game is the equivalent of the "Mario says" vs "Luigi says" meme
@mistyr.dieter92195 жыл бұрын
I’m in love with iogames, especially when I get to play it on Freegames66, different experiences for sure.
@echidnanation82395 жыл бұрын
Gray = most demented KZbinr Gray = best KZbinr ever
@hollyconnelly88715 жыл бұрын
I really believe that the games you are choosing to play are made FOR you, gray
@jedijudy135 жыл бұрын
Working three jobs. Yup. Been there!! Done that! But I didn't do the same things Gray did! LOL!!!
@Caitilizzie5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how Gray manages to find so many games like this, but i’m not complaining
@sorrynotsorry73895 жыл бұрын
Abandon Ship is now out on steam if you remeber it
@dreadnaught15 жыл бұрын
"all right, were playing a game that..." -GrayStillPlays 2019
@BerryBunnii5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Frank actually, it’s “alright so we’re checking out the only game that” 🤓
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to stay foxy and much love
@dreadnaught15 жыл бұрын
@@BerryBunnii thank you
@joshuaschluter68025 жыл бұрын
In this game, you can sustain yourself on Sandwiches and Ice cream. Anything else is a splurge.
@Crimsin199375 жыл бұрын
Gray's customer service is next level 😂😂 he probably got several job offers from triple A game devs just from this video 😂
@graciwhitfield8975 жыл бұрын
I always love your videos
@sanpurutekisuto67095 жыл бұрын
The kids are aways more important. If someone hurts your child...
@keylimetea5 жыл бұрын
Wow gray you made it trending for gaming, #23. I’m proud of you.
@Akeari5 жыл бұрын
Currently, the ‘whats the beat part of working’ poll you put up is 100% on ‘crying softly at the future’, and I would like to keep it that way.
@awful_lvrboy47655 жыл бұрын
sounds like the perfect job
@RyanMortonVids5 жыл бұрын
fr34kof n4tur3 I like people like gray Big brain lol
@OlwenRichards5 жыл бұрын
Being British and staying up at midnight on a school night to watch death.
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
don't forget destruction and sadness
@masterofinfinity4795 жыл бұрын
Someone:"No one can purposely screw up a normal life and make it chaotic, living a normal life is too easy for that to happen." Gray:"Hold all my drinks"
@CosmiaNebula5 жыл бұрын
Lesson of the game: ice cream and sandwiches are all you need.
@garcia65785 жыл бұрын
Grey: uploads Me: has seizure but still clicks on the vid then slowly dies
@carloscortez83225 жыл бұрын
You're my favorite KZbinr ever. Everyday I can't wait to see your videos.
@theperson58745 жыл бұрын
Did Gray make the circle? No morals is right up his ally!
@Simonemaendl4 жыл бұрын
Dev here. he did not, but now that I saw the video it seems like it was made for him :')
@SaintDaisley5 жыл бұрын
As of 15 years ago a clamshell grill at McDonalds did nine regular patties in 60 seconds. Takes about 30 seconds to lazily put them on, take them off, and clean the grill. You could fry 20 burgers in under five minutes, but you can get 12 on at a time when you know what you're doing, so only three minutes. If you're doing quarter pounders, that's four at a time for 120 seconds a go. With putting them on and off, and cleaning the grill, say 15 minutes. You can squeeze 6 at a time on there though, and rush it all out in 10-11 minutes. Basically, if you've got 20 burgers to go before you clock out, it's trivial.
@barrybend71895 жыл бұрын
Sims 4 but the house is the labyrinth from Sonic 2.
@marblemarble71135 жыл бұрын
Grays "funny word" vocabulary is evolving and I am very pleased
@malfunctioningtoasterdog5655 жыл бұрын
I thought you were already doing that Gray.
@PhilVillagerOffical5 жыл бұрын
Haha. This game idea the most relatable stuff
@Victoria-yt4fp5 жыл бұрын
MORE DYING SIMS AND HIGH METRO SIM VIDEOS 😂🧡
@HumbleGuyGaming5 жыл бұрын
Finnaly 3 mins after upload this is the earliest ive been to a new video
@saw-blade41945 жыл бұрын
If only life was that easy, and all you had to answer was yes or no.
@TallulahSoie5 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Gray does whippets before videos to let the laughter manifest from the void,
@Lucian_Andries5 жыл бұрын
"Tonight you're eating books"... Well, you need to feed your brain from time to time, as well... :) I wanted to ask if you want to plant some trees... But I remembered you already did, in Farming Simulator. You planted a tone of Yggdrasils! 🤣🤣🤣
@Lgnds_CBZ5 жыл бұрын
#24 in trending for gaming. Hell yeah!
@simul8rduude4 жыл бұрын
Goddammit Gray. Now you've got me hooked on all these ridiculous videos. The city-state ones are probably some of the best 😂😂😂
@FinnSmith5 жыл бұрын
you say its the only game that rewards you for being a terrible person, but that seems to happen in most games you play
@LuigiDOTexe5 жыл бұрын
Game: You must be a shite person to everyone. Gray: Sounds like a normal day in the world of Gray!
@farmerbarnaby38445 жыл бұрын
I truly wonder how many poor innocent souls were extraculated in today's video.
@amanda.w.60825 жыл бұрын
Relate!
@starsongdoesstuff80275 жыл бұрын
Woah, is Gray actually following the main objective of the game this time? What is this life coming to
@KK4CNM5 жыл бұрын
I want a shirt that says Happiness and Diabetes goes hand in hand
@samothy30845 жыл бұрын
0:00 not the only game
@stellanathenson88485 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, grays was kinda normal...
@raccoonboye53615 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a gray vid where he makes the right decisions and is a good person.
@Cmrboy265 жыл бұрын
love you gray!
@alissa...5 жыл бұрын
Actually... the sandwich was better than the ice cream to avoid starvation XDDD Though it certainly works better for the joke XDDDD (DIABETES!!!) Ice cream: 3$ = Hunger + 1 / Happiness +3 --> 3$ x 3 = 9$ = Hunger + 3 / Happiness + 9 Sandwich: 9$ = Hunger + 10 / Happiness +5 (btw this is not hate :'D)
@funnyguy10595 жыл бұрын
Yay a new gray video.
@CaKeBDA5 жыл бұрын
You don't upload enough with long enough videos. I'm just saying. I need more gray.
@dopesickdog5 жыл бұрын
*the #1 GrayStillPlays quote that describes my life* "We're having a lovely dinner of ice cream tonight. Except for me. Mommy gets a whole pack of cigarettes for dinner"
@jimr85523 жыл бұрын
Genius game idea! Great video as always.
@snailmaster43415 жыл бұрын
YAY MORE GREY
@brobray_5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@prescott2312335 жыл бұрын
wow the way you played the game reminds me of my childhood
@1SLMusic5 жыл бұрын
Gray should play through the Stanley parable
@joshm73355 жыл бұрын
Why was the shopping for your kids the funniest part of this? X'D
@heyitsmae56025 жыл бұрын
Fear not!, for I am here!
@KiroChisa5 жыл бұрын
Ah perfect game for gray
@SteLest5 жыл бұрын
2 kids 3 jobs 'You don't give a DAMN anymore!"
@deputyshawnburrowitz61595 жыл бұрын
I haven't even slept yet mate!
@heisenbeggar5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Graystillplays every video:hello so today we are playing the only game who
@Callie_with_a_bible2 жыл бұрын
5:59 Nope....the hangover is gonna suuuck for him.