I had no idea

[@Nameonly67]

The fact the box said "still hungry?" Really sent me into a existential crisis

[@CarbonatedCondensation]

I need to meet the person who’s still hungry after that

[@rubydearest]

​@@CarbonatedCondensationme 😈

[@Dual2212]

​@@rubydearestkirby was full after that, if ur still hungry then ur something else

[@clothar23]

I consume in excess of 6000 calories a day...I am not eating more than one of those.

[@oshiondagreat2306]

I dont think i would have the strength nor the blood pressure to even attempt such a challenge 😢😢😢

[@f.b.iagent3971]

I like to imagine Jordan knows literally every single fast food employee personally but never reveals it, because of this they talk to him like he’s just one of their mates

[@kimnberry8504]

He’s definitely the Ambassador for all fast food franchises!

[@MissingRaptor]

I worked in a call center years ago and one of my coworkers spoke so softly and sounded like he was calling up an old friend whenever he picked up the phone. You can bet that he was able to talk to a lot of people. Jordan's voice and softness of speech reminds me of that coworker.

[@ClareLukaszewski-ls6tm]

On your first day Jordan just appears and meets you lol

[@johnathanlatman2507]

He 1,000,000% just makes all these bs stories up. None of this ever happened

[@f.b.iagent3971]

@@johnathanlatman2507 I don’t disagree with you, but there is no evidence to support nor disprove wether his stories are real Schrödinger’s Fast food employee

[@Nothing.Nugget]

My stomach would see that pizza as an avengers level threat

[@DirtyBobBojangles]

My heart would too

[@Goultardtheiopgod]

Mine would see it as a Spiderman level threat max

[@creiwentheelvenone6730]

I can already feel the heartburn for days!!!

[@ihavetubes]

God level threat

[@dereckphillips3848]

My stomach's bubblin, Lord Have Mercy!!!! 😂❤

[@evann.30]

Silicone Swine Fighter sounds like a fucking Dark Souls boss 💀💀

[@thefourthdymensionmusic]

"hi, this is my cat, his name is Silicone Swine Fighter!"

[@wren923]

im so sure the poor pizza guy said “sicilian” 😭

[@leo-cg4hy]

😂😂☠️

[@viperaaspis]

bump this comment

[@TauronDaWise]

Nah he was probably so exhausted he confused the two ​@@wren923

[@MilkenGamer42]

"I put in my two weeks notice yesterday" as a former pizza worker, I felt that

[@marenillustrates4497]

Same, I used to work at MOD

[@blackmambo8702]

Same at Marco’s Pizza. “You’ll be happy to stay here for a couple years, this is like a family”. Lol very one sided toxic family.

[@marenillustrates4497]

@@blackmambo8702 omg lol. MOD was like: “we’re like a family.” And I thought: “I’m here for the money, not necessarily to make close friends.”

[@Gamesso1slOo0l]

who puts two weeks notice in at a freakin pizza store?

[@uglyspedhead]

​@ProjectRnGms literally any decent person would

[@katl1489]

"But I don't like Pepperoni" "it's okay you can pick them off"

[@MFLimited]

😂

[@Skully-DMG]

I snack on normal ass pepperoni this pizza is heaven to me

[@bloosix]

It'll get you there that's for sure@@Skully-DMG

[@Skully-DMG]

@@bloosix it's worth it

[@jdthesexpert05]

Just turn it sideways.

[@Wildman360]

“Would you like some extra pizza with that pepperoni, sir?”

[@TGC1954UNITY]

Lol

[@LimaK1]

I was gonna say something like this 😂 where's the damn pizza? I only see the pepperoni

[@jonquilmr13]

Yes I would thanks for asking

[@Fallen_Gremory]

If I wanted more i woulda asked! Tbh.. still not enough meat on that pizza though...

[@LocalDude7382]

@@Fallen_Gremory Exactly. I’m a meat lover type of guy when it comes to pizza. Give me more meat!

[@talon8911]

Oh my God. The heartburn....the diarrhea later! So much pain from that thing, but by God, it's BEAUTIFUL!

[@HeartEllis]

Please don't use God's name in vain

[@Andy-q2i]

@@HeartEllis no

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@HeartEllis it's not that serious.

[@bryangarcia31]

@@HeartEllisu js did 🤡

[@bigfam6334]

@@HeartEllis does God damn counts? cuz ima make it rain numbers every single day if it is

[@BatDad1984]

I never thought the words "too much pepperoni" would leave my mouth. But here we are.

[@ParagonFury]

Seriously. I like to have a little pizza with my pepperoni, but even this is excessive.

[@he8535]

I wouldn't say that excessive

[@BrekkaJones24]

There's usually a little too much pizza in my pepperoni tbh

[@Kaeros77]

​@@he8535They put a whole pig on the pizza, I think excessive works perfectly here

[@mozvi1436]

The first scoop was already too much dayum

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

The first bite is like heaven. The second bite takes you there

[@MC-cw5ph]

Whoa....

[@jereldo]

😂

[@in8_ras]

😂😂😂

[@Tony-yd1vx]

lol, i've seen this same comment 3 times today. What is the deal?

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

@@Tony-yd1vx its a joke about food or drinks that are filled with either way to much fat and grease or filled with so much sugar that the second bite would/could kill you if your body is not used to it

[@KaedeSoulStriker]

That shit is called Cardiac Arrest feat. Explosive Cholesterol

[@Bloodreign137]

And it gets so much worse when you find out they take the pepperoni grease and mix it in with ranch dressing to put on top

[@BerryKind]

Yup

[@nobonesaboutit7639]

you'd eat that shit

[@hisdud3ness93]

And people are surprised why US has such a big obesity issue, how the fuck are people buying this shit? I swear to god in 99% of the world this place would go bankrupt.

[@PB-N-Jenny]

Guest stars include: Bowel Jamboree Gastrointestinal Rave and The entire Walmart Supply of Charmin Ultrasoft Toilet Paper

[@LynixLegend]

"You can't feed that to people, granddad, it'll cause... death."

[@ArcaneArmor2321]

This man is like if Indiana Jones had anxiety

[@jazbrehaut]

😂

[@cookiethesnitch]

😂😂😂

[@madishinnar5497]

Lol Wp

[@ssj4gogeta130]

indiana jordan!

[@flibutterfli]

Indiana Jones DID have anxiety but I get this is about food, not snakes, bugs, nazis, bullets, swords.... 😅

[@exidy-yt]

"Silicone Swine Fighter" morelike "Silicone Soul Destroyer".

[@TheProfessor-kg3qf]

The only truth to that “Fighter” is your heart

[@dell_GRW]

“Silicone Swine Fighter” should be renamed to “Heart Struggling to Survive”

[@terribleanthony5933]

😭

[@stevdor6146]

why is there "Silicone" anywhere associated with pizza? that's like sand and glass and semiconductors territory

[@dmax2344]

it was probably sicillian and he misheard@@stevdor6146

[@EricaHansberry]

The Food industry and the Healthcare industry are partners at this point.

[@GinkgoPete]

Nah america is just a shit show

[@anthonypineda9373]

Just figuring that out huh?

[@EricaHansberry]

@@anthonypineda9373 nope, just observing further confirmation thanks

[@Cosmicnexus86]

I have been had that theory for quite some time.😂 Until I found out that this is actually what's going on. Which is why these restaurants keep coming out with these ridiculous ass dishes. I mean, they literally have a whole restaurant name. The heart attack grill. I believe I forget the name but if you weigh over a certain amount, you get the eat for free, like what the hell?😂 And everything on the menu can cause you to have massive strokes or heart attacks 😂

[@ov3rkill]

What about the funeral homes?

[@baldcupcake3354]

The salt levels on that pizza would give a person immediate kidney failure

[@shortboi_l]

That’s a prisoner’s last meal request

[@dekeking9416]

Death row inmate: silicone swine fighter Prison guard: w-what? Inmate: DID I STUTTER?!!

[@puzzle_girl47]

The peisoner would die not from lethal injection but "SWINE FIGHTER SILICONE PIZZA🗣️🗣️🗣️"

[@Nikki0417]

Underrated comment. 💀

[@lamar310]

Lol...the heart attack would hit before the lethal injection

[@puzzle_girl47]

@@lamar310 true

[@bluefish192]

You know it's real when he says "Get so close" and doesn't back you off immediately.

[@marchaelbeard5977]

😂

[@DrCassie-Psy]

😂yep

[@presentlycrescent]

“I put in my two weeks yesterday” “Congratulations” I salute this man. Get outta there fam Edit: Lotta people in the comments taking the “boo boo snowflake” perspective and I gotta say Why do you care? Why do you care so much that other people don’t want to suffer? If you have the strength and ability to live through a difficult job, good for you. I’m happy for you. I’m glad that you can handle stress. Not everyone has that ability. Calling people weak doesn’t make them any stronger, and you’re not making them more likely to stick it out when they’re miserable. It’s not any of your business what someone decided they want to put up with. We all decide what bitter pills we will swallow in our day to day. Just because you can swallow a pill that someone else can’t, that doesn’t make either of you wrong. Stop bashing people for having their own opinions and making choices for themselves that do not impact you.

[@JayPlaysEverything]

Yeah must be hard putting pepperoni on a pizza

[@OO-bh8jg]

@@JayPlaysEverything it’s probably more the fact that it’s mind numbingly boring

[@irrelevanttwat]

Y'all slow mfs do realize all his stories are fake

[@budoboy420]

​@ogfawnii one of those pizzas would make like 10 minutes to make dude. And then there's other orders. 😅

[@ya-drug]

​@OO-bh8jg boohoo you work at a pizza place and have to make pizza 😢😢😢

[@AR15_KWEEN]

OMG THAT LOOKS SO GOOD 🤤

[@shaolinqueen3684]

The Cardiologists for that city are going to be busy af with new patients. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lb969]

The Heart Attack is covered in buffalo chicken mac and cheese, smoked bacon, and ranch.

[@escapetherace1943]

I mean if you ate it in several meals you are fine, so long as you aren't re-ordering it 4x a month

[@sneakycactus8815]

@@escapetherace1943 you would not be fine lmao what. it would still build up in your arteries. not to mention that pizza is insanely high in sodium, so consuming that much sodium over the course of days would have your blood vessels begging for mercy

[@escapetherace1943]

@@sneakycactus8815 drinking water fixes the sodium issue if you are healthy. Also it takes decades of eating bad to "build up in your arteries" lol wtf man. Splurging even on high concentrated fats once in a while isn't gonna kill you.

[@civil_leuthie]

@SillyGoose-tz7ns Heart attack is caused by decreased blood flow to the heart. Excess fat, excess sugar, genetic factors, lack of activity, poor sleep habits, etc can all cause arterial damage and excessive clotting leading to the decreased blood flow. Yes, excess simple carbohydrate intake can cause the problems that lead to arterial damage and clotting, but so can excess fat intake. It's not an either or. Stay in a caloric deficit most of the time and you don't really have to worry about it. You can die from something else. Like a car accident.

[@TheRandomGamerBoi]

“The first bite is heaven the second sends you there”-Uncle Roger

[@NVGREIG]

Uncle Roger putting his leg down 😂😂

[@lemmoonns]

Uncle Roger reference we love to see it

[@thecrookedfork]

Literally read that aloud with the voice!😂😂😂

[@Che1Angelius]

fuck, perfection

[@sweetbabyrodney]

Worth it!

[@BulletPoint76]

"I said congratulations" This guy really is the fast food connoisseur he even knows how the workers feel.

[@Loyd4798]

Hes worked every job

[@wickedweavile4612]

You ever heard of Larry Needlemeyer from TAWOG? He's basically that character, without the existential dread of holding every job in town

[@supershot412]

1kth like

[@Aven359]

This is one of those things that you never knew you wanted but you wanted all of your life.

[@RizingZero]

"He put his two weeks in..." Bro that is still sinking in.

[@WavyJayZ]

Probably because the staff are a holes.

[@thehermitman822]

So is the pepperoni 😂

[@royaldragon543]

Even Jordan couldn't handle this pizza! 😂 Also, "Silicone Swine Fighter" sounds like a wrestler name.

[@theslaya1576]

Yeah

[@Groovebot3k]

It sounds like a 90s cartoon with a toy line and a video game on the SNES.

[@LocalDude7382]

I don’t know if I could handle it, but no point in not trying to see if I could 🍽️😁

[@usedtobeagrape]

But why is it called silicone? I don't think you're meant to eat computer chips 🥲

[@96Assassine]

@@usedtobeagrape that's silicon, silicone is a polymer made from it. Though maybe he meant silicon and the subtitles changed it. Anyways I'm just as confused by the name as you are.

[@JJ-qo7th]

This is the kind of pizza you pregame heartburn medication for.

[@jennwinn659]

LOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Snakekitty94]

You need a pre bypass for that

[@clothar23]

​@@Snakekitty94Than a post bypass followed by a heart transplant a week later.

[@jojothemoose]

you need to buy an extra heart for that 🤣

[@dongadson1099]

I just let out an ugly Peter Griffin laugh.

[@thereillylife6050]

That looks so good

[@ZexalDSJAsh]

Dude literally told you he was quitting right to a potential customer's face. Im ded man.😂

[@TrentonCS]

Well, he said he did. Assuming this is even a true story

[@OriginalKingRichTv]

You aren’t honest? Customers respect you more by being honest and down to earth

[@TrentonCS]

@@OriginalKingRichTv that is 100% false lol

[@OriginalKingRichTv]

@@TrentonCS I’ve worked in sales for over 10 years. 🤷🏾‍♂️ and went to the military. If your gonna say bs atleast have experience or facts to back it up brother

[@TrentonCS]

@@OriginalKingRichTv military has 0 effect on sales. You are telling me you are going to be able to sell a used product easier by telling the 100% undiluted truth?

[@Promisedagreat]

“Excuse me why is there pizza in my pepperonis”

[@IForgotHowToSpellThe]

I love pepperoni and I do actually think that it's not enough

[@TylerTMG]

​@@IForgotHowToSpellTheagreed

[@darlingoutlook]

It's okay you can pick it out 😂

[@lunard8690]

So what is the veggie pizza

[@terricaarmstrong2014]

I am 💀 lol

[@fravtheregular]

"Extra pepperoni." "But sir, it's already fully covered in peppero-" *"Did i stutter?"*

[@trdestruction6678]

Anybody else about to drool? Heaven knows I could work there without drenching the place. Not while being exposed to that much meaty/salty goodness.😂

[@ChanelStuff]

I'd sure as heck be trying it... heartburn and all😂 LOVE that Old World pepperoni ❤

[@itsawesome5219]

Poor Jordan getting humbled by a "silicone swine fighter"" We're here for u

[@Apate-]

"Enter Kevdog."

[@noonenoone7820]

​@@Apate- & Gets HUMBLED the way he deserves.

[@frankglynn8209]

​@@Apate- "So what's the word captain! I think i caught you lackin'!"

[@lmdirkdiggler7170]

*bing* Silicone Swine Fighter -This Pokémon resembles a middle-aged Jewish man whose boxing friends bullied into having plastic surgery. They are normally found at Kosher Gyms working out to justify their past mistakes. Evolves into Plastic Boar Beater with Candelabra Stone.

[@NoxAtlas]

I can basically hear the customer's heart saying "Either you'll stop or I'll stop!"

[@natashabrooks4188]

💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRandomGamerBoi]

Underrated comment

[@shandamitchell5334]

😂 bruh 🤦🏾‍♀️ I ❤ this comment‼️💯🤣

[@dhaoracle]

😅😅😅

[@LuciaNkosi-g7g]

😂😂😂

[@doceansdeepwoo2532]

One of my friends used to go to a place where they had "extra garlic pizza" but discontinued it. He begged the waitress for his extra garlic so she finally brings him a pizza with garlic literally plastered over every square micron of the pizza. He said it was the best pizza EVAR!

[@grnpeepers2683]

I'd love that too! I order extra garlic on everything Italian. And for Mexican it's extra chopped garlic & lots of cilantro as well. Love it!

[@MikeRotch11]

Congratulations. Your friend is not a vampire.

[@Chloe11118]

Sounds delish!

[@green7449]

I have a friend like that. His GF does not appreciate it.

[@worldtravelingfoody]

Hell yea extra garlic is a must.

[@YourCommonSinner]

We need to pay our pizza guys more. Give them a tip, give them a joint. Pizza makers and delivery drivers keep the world running the way it should.

[@daniellebeasley920]

I was door dashing a while back and a lady tried to give me a dime bag as a tip! Ya know, had she caught me a couple years before that, I would have gladly accepted! 😂

[@stephanien6237]

Now THAT’S what I mean when I ask for extra pepperoni!

[@Deserticeninja]

Come to falls church go to baddpizza and get the triple char you'll be good

[@pale_saint]

Yea you order ”extra” and you still can easily count every pepperoni slice, what is that? This pne is the real deal!

[@Deserticeninja]

​@@pale_saint At badd pizza you never have to work about that

[@paddington1670]

this one is too much, but i agree, extra should be noticeably more.

[@jadedavis822]

😂😂😂😂

[@cteal2018]

Customer calls back to complain: "Ummm, I ordered EXTRA pepperoni "

[@crazyburkey3677]

🤔🫤

[@Randomoverthinker1234]

Employee who is there for his last day: … Get out.

[@gutzthegamer6848]

Eight sixed! 😅

[@RampageRich]

This would be me

[@evanbyrain]

​@@RampageRichthat sounds really annoying ngl, extra pepperonis on THAT pizza would be like a gallon more

[@Scroteydada]

Concerned callers asking if everything is okay with the Eldritch pizza is the funniest reason to resign

[@TheCrazyCharlie]

That pizza looks fantastic

[@TheRexOnTube]

"Tony Bolognese how may i help you"💀

[@El-Philippe]

AKA, Tony pizza face or just Fat Tone to those that have lived to describe his brown noise.

[@DaKingof]

It should have been 'If this is an emergency please call 911 right away...if not we will get you there as soon as possible'

[@gitarooman2995]

Those pizzas are something that would start an episode of regular show

[@Amita8505]

I can totally see it 😂

[@ahmadmneimneh]

It really looks like that

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

The name sounds like something from regular show

[@marcusbruns9729]

2 in the AM PM

[@abnormalchickennugget]

"Rigby... We have to get that pizza"

[@MrDrew1]

Finally a pizza place that puts enough pepperoni on top.

[@beauswatermelonspiceking]

True

[@anathematic5083]

jail

[@kontajisify]

​@thing516im going to need double pepperoni 😂

[@kontajisify]

@thing516 yes please 😁

[@AdamWood]

ENOUGH!

[@luismarquez5047]

I love your camera style 😂😂😂

[@chicken]

"Too much pepperoni" is a phrase I never thought I'd say. But here we are.

[@L4T3_]

Chicken at it again, this time with less likes

[@OmniAndAgender]

Chicken at it again, commenting on every short they see.

[@LeonPluuuz]

only 33 likes and 2 comments?

[@SCREAMINMYEAR123]

@@LeonPluuuzbro fell off 😓

[@Foetuslee337]

Heresy, no such thing as too much pepperoni, even if was just the pepperoni, I could really go for a massive bowl of pepperoni right now.

[@emilywforreal]

"Wait. I worry what you heard me say was 'a lot of pepperoni'. What I said was 'give me all the pepperoni you have'." 😂

[@kagani6202]

Okay Duke Silver relax.

[@johnathanlong264]

I think you mean Ron Swanson

[@thomasbullins]

​​@@johnathanlong264 he had an alternate personality named Duke Silver that played jazz -- He was April's mom's favorite musician

[@johnathanlong264]

@@thomasbullins yeah I know lol

[@exverance]

“the first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there”

[@GenXsinglefree]

My thoughts exactly!😂

[@harv1251]

Honestly kinda want to go out like that....seems like the next best thing after death by snu-snu.

[@bluebooksky1]

😂

[@victoriagrayson5082]

*“The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there.”

[@creativestudio101]

The third one blocks your intestine so can't go poop

[@KnightandDay33]

"Is that the name of the pizza?" "It's who we call the man brave enough to make the pizza"

[@genghisdingus]

The only pizza where you're still chewing BEFORE you take your first bite.

[@audleynewell138]

😂😂😂 this comment has me dying more than the second bite of this pizza

[@MJ-00001]

LMAOOOOO

[@Imadeaplaylistforthat]

When I say "extra pepperoni please" THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. pizza places take notes!

[@freda2758]

Talking to you, Domino's!

[@trusttheprocess5618]

Those measly 10 extra slices ain’t gonna cut it champ 🤣 I need the whole damn roll

[@flash980]

I think you people wanna not live😂😂

[@rubydearest]

​@@trusttheprocess5618you know whats up!! LMAO

[@AKPC-0331]

​@@flash980i will die in euphoria.

[@MolecularKey694]

This place needs more stores

[@Nameonly67]

Absolutely not

[@MolecularKey694]

Y

[@YungAlex999]

@@Nameonly67honestly I think it should be more places like this. I love pepperoni. Just do like 1/3 of that amount 😂😂

[@NevermoreOG]

I agree

[@americasteam2112]

For real. I want to try this pizza.

[@michaelstaton1999]

There are no words for the beauty I just witnessed

[@anthonybernardiscottodiluz1796]

“Get so close right now” I’m fucking dead 😂

[@RassionellMaddman]

kinky

[@dirtydoji]

Same 😂

[@SammiTheSweetheart327]

OMG saaaame 😭😭😭😭😅

[@TGC1954UNITY]

Bro got humbled by pepperoni with a side of pizza

[@gigantimaxchad3762]

My brain sees it as a snack but my stomach sees it as a god level threat

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

same mindset right here.

[@HeartEllis]

There's only one God

[@mamabudgieclipper2735]

"Congratulations" now I'd like 5 of those before your vacation

[@niyaranerhe5849]

"I then said congratulations, and got off the phone..." 😂😂😂

[@deeclark9880]

Jordon never fails to find food spots that no one else could. And be either wowed or just traumatized.

[@livenandlove1980]

Or both

[@stant7122]

This is from a KZbin channel called devour power. They film and eat a lot of ridiculous food in Brooklyn

[@robertkcisaw7528]

This is a well known pizza, pizza place

[@SekadaJones]

The honesty and sincereity in this man's voice has been and always will be why I am subscribed, love your content ❤

[@TheGreatDudist]

I expected a health meter to start filling and ominous epic music to start up while it was being assembled. Damn.

[@Wulk]

Its in days like this that I'm grateful for having a strong stomach

[@dashzag]

Darling, for this one you're gonna need a strong heart

[@Immortalfloridianmapping]

Nah he’s gonna need a strong whole body + a god complex to eat this

[@Immortalfloridianmapping]

(Or she or they)

[@lights_utopia1130]

@@ImmortalfloridianmappingI ate it and couldnt leave the toilet a hour after eating it. it goes right through you.

[@Immortalfloridianmapping]

@@lights_utopia1130 I feel obligated to ask this is your ass okay

[@Kingbimmy]

“Get so close right now” with the exact same tone of “be so serious right now” fucking killed me

[@sentineltaco6578]

Your eyes are pleased, your brain is pleased, your stomach is on the deathbed.

[@JosephMartin-xw3wh]

So true!

[@felixfischer312]

I so much want to try one 😂❤

[@dacookiemasta]

sure its not your heart on the deathbed?

[@lucasasselmeier7825]

Nothing in me was pleased by this 😅

[@WIZE1281]

The head nod got me 😂

[@T4inT3dVal]

Bro really said, "Can I get some pizza with that pepperoni" 💀💀

[@razeridk1755]

You mean "a pepperoni with a side of pizza"?

[@yeahmans]

a pepperoni? there was like 964 pepperonis what r u on @@razeridk1755

[@jeremiahmendoza471]

"excuse me sir there's pizza in my pepperoni"

[@michaelburns2003]

“ EXCUSE ME, but I ordered my pepperoni without the toppings. Can you explain to me WHY your brain is the size of a walnut & how this affects your memory? I ORDERED PEPPERONI WITHOUT THE PIZZA TOPING!?”-a 45 year old karen

[@TheRandomGamerBoi]

Fr

[@silverhawk8699]

They did it, they outpizza'd the Hut. My stomach saw this and said "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!"

[@louisquartersson4555]

id rather die

[@louisquartersson4555]

mainly because I can't eat sausages anyways or I'll die

[@louisquartersson4555]

I won't die from a bite but that looks like right about 16 pounds of pepperoni

[@wonderlandious]

The more pepperoni they added, the more I felt my heart go up in flames 😀

[@splendidsimp]

Im too young to get heart burn yet and even I felt like it was gonna explode just from looking at it

[@arianamarkus5041]

​@@splendidsimp Not sure of your age and you don't need to tell me, but I've had to take acid reducers since middle school. It can start pretty early unfortunately :') Luckily even with me being diagnosed with GERD at a fairly young age, I don't have esophagitis, so I guess that's good 🤷‍♀️😂

[@splendidsimp]

@@arianamarkus5041 damn man thats fucking rough, im 20 so i still got a few years before i start getting heartburn but hopefully by then ive fully learned how to be healthy to circumvent it

[@arianamarkus5041]

@@splendidsimp You might never get heartburn, and I sincerely hope you don't, especially not as a daily issue. Some people are more prone to heartburn and I unfortunately seem to be one of them. There are days where I don't have to deal with it even if I ate something I probably shouldn't have. There are also days where I don't eat anything that should cause heartburn and yet I have a flare-up. It's mostly manageable, but not as exact a science as one might think.

[@ziggybarone3168]

Forget the heartburn, you have any idea what this can do to the gallbladder? Poor thing's working overtime and a half to make sure you digest a slice of that. It's gonna spasm or stone up real quick.

[@EzahninFierceMBT]

I'm so in... I would totally take his spot for work... will serve that all day!

[@amom2go101]

Jordan has just gotten better and his delivery system is hysterical

[@Rob-tx3jl]

Not really he’s full of the same BS he’s always been full of. Remember this guy has worked at almost every single major fast food chain during Covid…

[@Emmaem111]

@@Rob-tx3jl It’s “not really” for _you,_ but he’s gotten better for the majority of us, so it’s less like what you said and more like you’re just kinda missing out on the fun rn

[@dixienevermore6870]

"Hello. I like to order one death pizza" "That'll be $35" 😂😂

[@toxicdemon1315]

"Remember, eat it right, ORYOUDIE"

[@thedialougeman]

“Excuse me sir, would you like a side of cheese, bread and sauce with your pepperoni?” 😂😂😂

[@aliwantizu]

lulz fr

[@mursuhillo242]

The sausage or the capsicum?

[@Shredder4]

Dad joke hard L

[@MzBillyBee]

I love your videos, and personality, you always have me cracking up. I can watch your videos all day long. And not to mentioned how handsome you are. 😍 ☺😉😉

[@JazzMe749]

😂😂"I called the store, I called the store I had to figure out what was going on "😂😂😂 Heck I would too, all them pepperonies!!!!!!

[@Treytty5000]

The Silocone Swine Fighter...? "That sounds terrifying" -Markiplier

[@mattx7657]

What was this video about?

[@Treytty5000]

@@mattx7657 Flashlights Worlds brightest flashlights (If that's what you mean, idk)

[@fu8713]

Treytty5000 Don’t believe that shiit lol

[@MeonLights]

Godspeed to that employee, may you work in a less traumatizing place soon.

[@Duciousness]

Lol. That's why the immigrants are taking these jobs because making money and keeping busy is "annoying". The problem with this generation (and my generation, the Millenials) is we worship money and lust after fame. They think that money = happiness. They think that rich people have no problems. When jobs become scarce then they'll be fighting for these jobs and will work for less. That's why Capitalism is the only system that's worked. It keeps the busy, busy and the lazy in check.

[@gameslayerdragon1049]

The guy need a raise

[@Katy_Bug89]

I love it so much how he says in every single video, "Get so close right now." It literally makes me smile every time.

[@joel.ha.]

I hate that I'm like this, but I back up every time he says it and then scowl. And yet I keep coming back to the next video for more

[@Katy_Bug89]

@joel.ha. I did that at first, too. I guess we are both gluttons for punishment lol.

[@ForlornAgain]

I think it's creepy 😅

[@DreadedSamurai98]

Ayo come closer to my channel 😮❤

[@DeadDogInc]

But he literally doesn't say it in every single video 😅

[@Darkrai612]

"Oh my stomach's bubbling, Lord have Mercy"😂😂

[@cisconficisconfi679]

Nathaniel? It don't go down easy if it ain't cheesy!!!

[@Diana_Fire]

Meanwhile some college guy is attempting to eat one of these pizzas by himself right now. He's getting the meat sweats and feels like an elephant is standing on his chest.

[@alexandriamcgaughey4068]

This is definitely happening after a college party 😂

[@derickhutchison7081]

Ya know I'm only 35 but I hope when I'm your age 😂 I'll be able to have the decision making skills and screen presence you have.

[@WhatReally980]

You take them off the top, freeze them, then commence to making your own pizzas. A lot of pizzas.

[@carriecreative6555]

This! 😂

[@peterdefrankrijker]

France: flavour Italy: ingredients Japan: freshness USA: more

[@tranquility1967]

Underrated comment

[@Mike_Dubo]

Kylo Ren: "MORE!"

[@JenniferWike]

So accurate 😭

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Hey, quantity is a quality all it's own

[@peterdefrankrijker]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 And according to the Americans, the best one!

[@justintime3142]

My acid reflux could never 😂

[@bobbyjoe3.148]

Just looking at that much pepperoni gave me heart burn

[@DearDiary931]

I dont why i waited for him to say "now back up"😂

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

Mad respect to that man for actually working out his two weeks. If you're gonna walk out, do it. But if you say two weeks, work it.

[@namehere4954]

I am shocked by the number of people who don't put in notice. 5 people left my company since August and literally not one gave notice. Why burn bridges if you don't need to?

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

@@namehere4954 one of 2 reasons. They either actually hate the company but didn't admit it to themselves until the last second, or they don't know how to have a civil confrontation without yelling

[@whodatboiwhodisis7076]

Or the company is shit and wouldn't give a two week notice to fire someone, so why give a two week notice when leaving?

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

@@whodatboiwhodisis7076 that too

[@namehere4954]

@@whodatboiwhodisis7076 another company can ask if you're "rehirable", often not giving 2 weeks makes you not rehirable. This then opens the door for a potential new employer to think any number of things including that you were terminated. So unless you plan on leaving that job off your resume entirely, best to play the game even if they're shit. My job is shit now but I'll still give 2 weeks because my professionalism isn't contingent on their asshattery.

[@NotTheOnlyMattAround]

That's not The Silicone Swine Fighter. That's the Explosive Porcelain Bowl Destroyer.

[@michaelconyer2106]

😂 I think he means the Sicilian swine fighter

[@libbylandscape3560]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SNoWY_DAYZZ]

Lmfao this was so unexpected and off the wall I literally spit grape juice all over my brand new white Calvin klien shirt 😭

[@mrswiggles4790]

Still chuckling…the imagery😂😂😂

[@AmirKheradmand-cj2fc]

Every time he says get closer. I actually bring my phone closer to my face.😂😂

[@TheFeather13]

I find myself doing the same. Annoying!

[@lindadiaz-naut73]

😂😂😂

[@raggdollsmythe2763]

I do not. But ngl, this time I did.

[@actualturtle2421]

It's one of the best hooks I've ever seen. Instantly has you locked in.

[@Lukw42]

My heartburn got 1000 times worse after watching this. 😂

[@Kirbyterasu]

May that brother find peace and a good new job but I'mma need that pizza fr

[@NautHere]

That Za looks amazing don't it? I want one too >.>

[@KClems-nq6xn]

FAAAAAAACTS!!!

[@AngelaBaylis]

You have the most soothing and calming voice I’ve ever heard.

[@maxxam012]

The fact that Jordan _started_ with "Come here," _after a beat of silence,_ says a lot by itself.

[@abdullahfehratbegovic2623]

i know right no prelude or nothing just a ptsd flashback lmao

[@FeSh-q9x]

Thanks for such a in depth explanation! It's nice to have a video that doesn't just show and say nothing about what is behind the scenes. Got you a follow there!

[@fungifactory8925]

Theres a bbq place near me that has a secret menu. You literally just have to hear about a specific item to ask for theres no list or anything anywhere. But theyve got this burger called a sloppy mustache, and its a double patty with pulled pork, bacon, brisket, tons of cheese, a lil bit of all of their kinds of bbq sauce, and a jalapeno to top it all off. Its fucking awesome. I usually get 2 full meals out of the thing and its only like $13 after tax so its pretty sweet.

[@Dosbomber]

Man, that sounds amazing. Does it come with fries, too?

[@falseprophet1415]

Sloppy Mustache, thanks!

[@DarkX64]

That name is based af lmao I wanna order it for the name alone

[@end-er_1023]

Where is it?

[@fungifactory8925]

@@end-er_1023 place called colt grill. There's a few of them sprinkled around northern arizona.

[@ComfyCatz]

This pizza is the most US-American thing out of the US-American things I've ever seen.

[@Janaely]

This made me laugh out loud, and thank you 💜 as a us american, that is

[@giggityeffyou]

You could just say American… I know some people like to pretend like American can mean anyone living in north or South America but let’s be real… The USA is America

[@HydroPlush]

​@@giggityeffyoufor fuckin real like you try callin a Brazilian American you'll get laughed at. Or decked. Mfers just wanna keep making up new shit

[@rdoee3558]

​@@giggityeffyounah you guys north america

[@Burntcone]

Never knew heartburn was hereditary until after I ate one of these pizzas, and my baby came out popping tums like they were skittles.

[@alexandriamcgaughey4068]

Ahhh throwing back handfuls of skittles was a childhood memory I forgot I had 😂

[@ABoyandHisDog-pd3lb]

That just screams HEARTBURN to me 😂😂

[@migueltoledo1884]

When you want your heartburn to last a week. 😳

[@UncannyLiving]

Yeah that would be so goddamn awful, burping and hurting for ages, no amounts of tums or omeprazole will save you

[@cherricake1796]

Y'all are ollllddd

[@Elf-yourself]

​@cherricake1796 Dude, I'm not even 25, and that thing is giving me heartburn just looking at it

[@goku64100]

@@Elf-yourselfi feel the same way I’m about the same age 😭 I feel like that’s when you really become an adult when you learn the appropriate tumbs

[@apauljuice]

At this point I don't know if he has such an interesting life that he can recount multiple interesting stories or if he's a great storyteller and is making these up

[@parabellum4622]

To be honest, I actually believe him.

[@goosemchonk]

Probably making this one up considering the pizza is called the Swine Fighter Sicilian not the Silicone Swine Fighter

[@kuro_kurta]

@@goosemchonk just because he didn't say it right doesn't necessarily mean he made it up.

[@goosemchonk]

@@kuro_kurta The guy on the phone would have said it perfectly, considering he works there, so unless he exclusively saw it in the title of the video he would know at the very least the order of the words in the name.

[@inablackout1539]

@@goosemchonkHe probably got it mixed up or the guy on the phone didn't care about the name since he put his two week notice in. Either way, it's entertaining.

[@PaigeDWinter]

That pizza made my heart, arteries, and ancestors cry.

[@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601]

One from joy, another from pain and and the others from fear

[@PaigeDWinter]

@@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601 all pain. Pain and anguish, with a sprinkle of insult. 🤣

[@paullynn8953]

The “make you feel sick just by looking at it “ amount of cheese 😂😂😂😂

[@ObiWanStromboli]

“Congratulations. I’ll take two.”

[@DreadedSamurai98]

Bro that's $70 😮

[@Kanamo4781]

@@DreadedSamurai98 and it's like less than 1 cent per pepperonis so i call that a good deal