I Hate Birds

[@Bighitrent50]

“ I’m racist… against birds “ 💀

[@Spyder7051]

That’s crazy 💀

[@pepe_de_phroog2.033]

​@@mcflurry2061jus like me

[@donisamwentete5079]

😂😂

[@roboturtle1429]

bro's opps are birds 🤭

[@Scrypturr]

​@@mcflurry2061same

[@ask343]

The crazy thing is some people train their parrots to be able to understand what words mean and how to form sentences

[@JawbreakerJuice]

GOOFY AHH EMOJI

[@miloishereee]

@@JawbreakerJuice 😂

[@ask343]

@@JawbreakerJuice JAWBREAKER JUICE YOU THA GOAT!

[@Voideeey]

@@JawbreakerJuice Bruhhhhh 😂

[@BushyBushyy]

@@JawbreakerJuice🗣️🔥

[@Dookieman1975]

Fun fact: some birds like crows have facial recognition and can literally describe you to the squad. You can get attacked by birds because of something you did to their father’s cousin’s brothers’ nephews’ roommate Eagles will also just drop their babies and if they don’t fly, try again

[@realmuphukincart]

Bird drive by

[@anon._]

THE LAST PART IS FOUL

[@PaigeGuinn]

Fun fact: if a parrot dial area it’s eyes while looking at you it means they are exited and means they want to puke on you like you are their chicks, Also you can train them to bark and dance and even potty train them. Another fun fact; some eagles will throw whole goats off of cliffs to kill them and eat them

[@theshadowking3198]

Crows got generational beef fr they be chill when they like you

[@ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony]

@@anon._get it? because birds called fowls

[@ΔΗΜΗΤΡΗΣΑΝΔΡΕΟΥ-ζ4ρ]

Penguins have respect 999999 missing calls from Casual Geographic

[@Thelabcat.]

Nah Casual geography 💀

[@hooriyaahmed7190]

This.

[@asroczka]

Ayy Casual Geographic fan

[@crackheadradar7803]

RIGHT… penguins ain't so innocent

[@averagemidwestern6954]

We don't talk about the adelie penguins.

[@NO2FU4U]

“I see this and feel the need to defend myself.” This got me good.

[@lithentshona3364]

"You were supposed to laughing " *me already wheezing 💀*

[@miloishereee]

Real

[@MTSyntho]

same here

[@Itsdasummer32]

Right I was laughing and getting the joke 😂

[@Last-147]

Same XD

[@Indiez12]

*me already dying*

[@aj_stackz3899]

4:47 “I feel like he touch kids “💀

[@NoahK000]

I was just abboutta comment this 💀💀

[@BinaryThePsycho]

that genuinely killed me bro

[@its_ravie8313]

If drake was a bird

[@DuMm7yy]

If edp445 was a toucan

[@ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony]

if the

[@UCGH3102]

"They look like they wanna call me the N-word" had me creasing 😂

[@kiroden358]

I did that bef-

[@UCGH3102]

@@kiroden358 AYO WHAT

[@Mystery-ball-mapping]

@@UCGH3102me too

[@Smorkeyz]

As a turkey I feel verbally assaulted 😢

[@ChirpyBurger]

Same

[@Notblazer45]

Get in the oven bi-

[@tylerthecreatorissilly]

words are words

[@Giovanni-g1j]

it is unfair how underrated this man is💀

[@RoxastheKeyofDestiny]

I was actually scared of birds when I was younger because I was afraid that they would poop on me. Luckily that never happened and I'm not afraid of them anymore.

[@mincilimcisaacmaseko2452]

i feel u bro

[@lucidn1ght1]

you gangsta until it poops on you

[@Speedybozo554]

I got pooped on before 💀

[@Imam-Kamal]

@@Speedybozo554 same :(

[@christy2252]

@@Imam-Kamal same help-

[@NinajuiPR]

4:05 "Went from apex predator to child predator" 💀

[@randomperson2099]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑💀💀💀💀💀

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

​@@randomperson2099Chad

[@kiroden358]

Thats me😊😊😊

[@NinajuiPR]

@@kiroden358 🤨

[@Itsdasummer32]

💀💀💀

[@radicaledward5701]

If you pay attention to the video, you'll see that this man is a comedic genius

[@jordan-os5ig]

faaaaaaaacts

[@Thatthugboi]

FACTS!!!

[@thecoleeverything]

Back in ye olden times when the boards of hovering were all the rage, a dastardly bird pooped right to my 12 o’clock and almost hit me. The way I rode that board looked like tony HAWK

[@GuMmYdRoPaTuRsErViCe]

1:56 “somebody look at me wrong? I’m snatchin’ their kid and putting em on the tallest skyscraper” bro what😭😭

[@bobbysmith3503]

My parents told me a story about this time when our first dog was out on our top deck trying to sunbathe and was being harassed by a couple of blue jays. According to their story, these blue jays would swoop down and dive bomb our dog, our dog would lash out and start barking at them, and the blue jays would fly off and caw like they were laughing about it to each other. Birds are straight up menaces.

[@Kspice9000]

They are annoying, invasive pieces of shit. Wish we would change the laws so we either exterminate them or have actual useful repellent tactics. Instead we spend more tax payer money on rehabilitating and providing medical care for the bastards that clearly won the Darwin award. It's bullshit.

[@Itsdasummer32]

Dang 💀

[@kizyyy-r1]

It’s all fun and games until the dog eats the bird

[@raptormage2209]

I bet the blue jays went "WOOOOOOOOOOO" when doing it too

[@Sil-o-tronuhh]

Mordecai in his villain arc 😭

[@Theoneandonly30000]

A eagle stole my chicken one time 💀💀

[@roboturtle1429]

you got caught slippin

[@Justindabestfr]

FRIENDLY FIRE

[@Stag_Z]

Bird on bird violence

[@sunsealz]

unforgivable

[@michaelgeorges3551]

Tell me why the same thing happened to me

[@JadeTheOnly]

“I ain’t no vegan. What I look like? A loser?” My vegetarian stepmother in the back looked at me and said “I agree.” 😂😭

[@jemoeder1664]

She eatin my meat tho

[@miraclegranderson6759]

Yeah there's a difference between a vegetarian and a VEGAN. man vegans are just deadly.. like plants are living things too. And there is more pollution caused from water bottles and stuff than like cow farts. Like get a real life

[@_SteelRain]

Same

[@eliqs__]

I read that as the woman baby maker part, yk what I mean that starts with v and ends with a?

[@chickadeessong]

@@eliqs__ Get a life

[@ArkbladeIX]

As a fellow darkskin, I think the birds might hate the content of your chracter or something. I've never had a bad experience with a bird.

[@ጽጽ]

Jaws animations are becoming crisp by the day, nice work man, anyways bird meat goes hard, I grew up hunting and eating them a lot, the only bird I've not eaten is an eagle coz they eat suspicious meals bro like snakes, and also having birds at your house is a sign of absence of evil spirits so that's cool, I have birds that live at my balcony on top of the AC, they are pretty chilled and they had a kid last month.

[@hoaxstage]

I have no idea what to say AND feel about this because I'm a bird owner. 💀

[@AutHazel]

Same 💀💀💀

[@Zonedude]

Agree💀💀💀💀

[@datoneguy8926]

Then watch you back he coming for them bird buns

[@AutHazel]

Oh shoot 😳

[@Waterfowllife]

Same but what I can agree with is some birds can be jerks

[@noncrediblecase341]

3:35 Nah bro don't tell me you won't shit your pants if an eagle just smiles at you

[@fsponj]

Just thinking about it makes me get daymares

[@yukina3683]

If i see a cockroach it ain't surviving from my collection of sprays💀

[@Mechellewashere]

"youre supposed to laugh" I'M ALREADY LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HARD

[@stargazersdance]

Nah this so far has to be your funniest video so far. Shit had me crying.

[@ITH0UGHTYOUWANTEDTODANCE]

7:04 this part genuinely made me laugh so hard

[@Xx_FluffFries_xX]

Fr 💀

[@simplynia8316]

bro jaw is so funny hes one of the only funny youtubers nowadays

[@ITH0UGHTYOUWANTEDTODANCE]

@@simplynia8316 FOR REAL

[@chrisjeffjohnson5265]

I have got to put the ❄️ down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Analog_Anarchist]

The eagles linked together by the talons is actually a mating act. Super cool act, boning while skydiving

[@RishiJasani]

I swear Jaw can talk about Frosted Flakes for 15 minutes and id still watch it

[@JawbreakerJuice]

interesting. u may have given me an idea. “talking about cereal”

[@arusu6478]

That’s just hilarious. Top quality content. I don’t know how much of the speech has to be redone or edited out during the creation process, but this dude seems like he’d do hella well at comedy show

[@Modzy_YT]

4:15 **F### I HATE SHORT PEOPLE** *Backs away in 5'1*

[@1msambtw]

"You're supposed to laugh😐"💀

[@JoshiYTChannel]

Jawbreaker:“I love penguins,penguins never done anything bad” Me:”not wanting to ruin his innocence”

[@dubiousseed3272]

X-D don't tell him the truth 👀

[@Fīshyyyy-b7t]

Wait what??? What's bad about them?!?! Please I need to knooooowww!!!😭

[@Venussworld]

WAIT TELL ME

[@xeminous]

@@Venussworld im kinda late to give you an answer but penguins are INSANELY HORNY. they would hump the ground cus they are that desperate

[@JoshiYTChannel]

@@Fīshyyyy-b7t You REALLLLLY don’t want to know

[@asroczka]

6:12 congratulations, you witnessed a eagle mating ritual

[@aesthetic_girly08]

Oh!

[@gamerdudeorsomething]

I'm in love with birds and I support this message.

[@slockywush04]

Me too

[@Coreymation10]

5:33 this was the true jump scare

[@Mr.Exhibit]

I’m scared shitless 😂

[@disciplne]

"I got a question, do birds hate darkskins or something??" 💀

[@ProximaZR]

Probably

[@PenguinMajesty]

Nah. Birds hate everybody equally.

[@FrenchGuyXD]

@@PenguinMajestylol

[@mranimatordrawn]

Those first 2 words got me stoppin myself for a sec 💀💀💀

[@cornishiacherrie4971]

"I was just standing there minding I was wearing my favorite pair of Vans and this baby chick walk up to me, hey what’s up bro? Chick:💨"💀💀💀

[@maxamillanman9050]

Nah cause penguins are actually menaces like fr it's crazy

[@_monsterhunter_8460]

Bro I own a parrot 💀💀 and I KINDA agree with you but yet this is so funny 💀💀

[@luvzvw.1]

Same 😭

[@AxelSostenes]

Agreed, bro

[@stronk_polar4333]

Exactly Every morning I hear the sound

[@Frxst2.0]

The poop nuke thing is so true. My family and I went hiking for an hour. And when we got back we saw our car. It got nuked by bird dokie. Every square inch was covered. We couldn’t believe the amount of birds it took to do that.

[@donisamwentete5079]

😂 Crazy one time bird dokied my head 😂

[@PliotTea]

“I have got to put the coke down” bro what were you doing??💀☠️

[@HurricaneGilma]

10 billion terrestial planets in the milky way, and i have to be on the only one with birds on it. Serious L luck.

[@LilDragonkaijufan]

The bird that was carrying the cat was a hawk. Birds are prey, and are the closest relatives to dinosaurs.

[@TheRM127]

When he called birds pooping a drive by had me bro 😂

[@calvin.s9939]

Ima slide for u boi 1:03 💀

[@Stylenigga]

Gang shit

[@symb10tic47]

6:09 bro said chat gpt😭

[@radicasankar2934]

I hate chickens unless there in-between some bread 💀

[@1buck1mill55]

1:56 that's gotta be a celebrity reference

[@lincolnr.9026]

You know it’s a good day when Jaw uploads

[@LostDeltaStudios]

Fr

[@123bsbsbs]

Fr

[@diddydiscipIe]

Rf

[@chrisdragoo5582]

On god

[@Xx_FluffFries_xX]

Fr

[@slockywush04]

5:15 and that is why mockingbirds are one of my favorites

[@fexywexy724]

“Went from apex predator to child predator” HAD ME DYIBG😭

[@woterrequired7827]

fun fact penguins peck the eyeballs off baby seals and then try to mate with them

[@Xx_FluffFries_xX]

Excuse me what💀 also ✨murdoc pfp😔✨

[@Itsdasummer32]

Bro it’s 1:58am here 💀

[@hollow7137]

💀💀💀

[@Crowbarguette]

I wouldn’t really call that a “fun” fact

[@thunderee6780]

Seagulls do that too minus the mating part

[@__mints__]

"Look like your name edgar" is actually so devastating dude omg, you didnt have to go that hard

[@Andreacrawford-df5yb]

Brodda really said HAWK 💀

[@UrielSeptim456]

They don't care they're birds.

[@CTCsanford]

0:50 what 😭

[@taelovestea1966]

Who gon’ tell him about the penguins…

[@_okedata]

what the penguins do?

[@Sa1tCh1ps]

They broke inside fort knox and stole 12lbs of cheezy dibbles

[@animaniacs.x.kidd16]

“I have got to put the coke down” 😭

[@KarterYoung-bt8oq]

Bro, first you hate crocs, now you hate birds. Unbelievable 💀

[@PliotTea]

“Now you understand why I hate chickens unless they’re big fried or in between some beard” Bro liked only the fried chickens☠️

[@303hazija]

8:26 FLAMINGO COMPOW

[@tesdrualhatesyou]

wait till he find out what penguins do to each other in the wild 💀

[@Keriis2x]

“You ever seen an eagle? They look like they gonna call me the n word “ 😂😂😂

[@fentsesegooa4457]

7:04 "I've got to put the coke down " ☠️

[@Ogalygoogalyboo2022]

Carti not signing you😂 4:24

[@GasMaskProductions0]

You had us in the first half with that intro

[@roboturtle1429]

i thought he finna be on his villian arc

[@GasMaskProductions0]

​@@roboturtle1429fr

[@Itsdasummer32]

True

[@localmexicanfood]

juice back at it again wit the tomfoolery 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ROTOTHAMEMEGOD]

Penguins the GOAT fr tho

[@MrBobbyboy765]

Bro. I just discovered you and damn you are funny! Keep this up!

[@jimpix7000]

I feel this man, I once went to the zoo when I was 4 or 5 and I remember I broke my hand from a duck, it was so bad that I had to go through surgery(I think) and that's y I hate them birds

[@crest0025]

Birds are a group of warm-blooded vertebrates constituting the class Aves (/ˈeɪviːz/), characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton. Birds live worldwide and range in size from the 5.5 cm (2.2 in) bee hummingbird to the 2.8 m (9 ft 2 in) common ostrich. There are about ten thousand living species, more than half of which are passerine, or "perching" birds. Birds have wings whose development varies according to species; the only known groups without wings are the extinct moa and elephant birds. Wings, which are modified forelimbs, gave birds the ability to fly, although further evolution has led to the loss of flight in some birds, including ratites, penguins, and diverse endemic island species. The digestive and respiratory systems of birds are also uniquely adapted for flight. Some bird species of aquatic environments, particularly seabirds and some waterbirds, have further evolved for swimming. Birds are feathered theropod dinosaurs and constitute the only known living dinosaurs. Likewise, birds are considered reptiles in the modern cladistic sense of the term, and their closest living relatives are the crocodilians. Birds are descendants of the primitive avialans (whose members include Archaeopteryx) which first appeared during the Late Jurassic. According to DNA evidence, modern birds (Neornithes) evolved in the Early to Late Cretaceous, and diversified dramatically around the time of the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event 66 mya, which killed off the pterosaurs and all non-avian dinosaurs.[5] Many social species pass on knowledge across generations, which is considered a form of culture. Birds are social, communicating with visual signals, calls, and songs, and participating in such behaviours as cooperative breeding and hunting, flocking, and mobbing of predators. The vast majority of bird species are socially (but not necessarily sexually) monogamous, usually for one breeding season at a time, sometimes for years, and rarely for life. Other species have breeding systems that are polygynous (one male with many females) or, rarely, polyandrous (one female with many males). Birds produce offspring by laying eggs which are fertilised through sexual reproduction. They are usually laid in a nest and incubated by the parents. Most birds have an extended period of parental care after hatching. Many species of birds are economically important as food for human consumption and raw material in manufacturing, with domesticated and undomesticated birds being important sources of eggs, meat, and feathers. Songbirds, parrots, and other species are popular as pets. Guano (bird excrement) is harvested for use as a fertiliser. Birds figure throughout human culture. About 120 to 130 species have become extinct due to human activity since the 17th century, and hundreds more before then. Human activity threatens about 1,200 bird species with extinction, though efforts are underway to protect them. Recreational birdwatching is an important part of the ecotourism industry.

[@sippingtexastea]

Nice lecture but I ain't reading allat😭🙏🗣🗣️

[@Waterfowllife]

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died (this is a joke I love birds)

[@Itsdasummer32]

Interesting

[@scripted_glitch418]

You copied it from wikipedia bruh

[@Finley.qdaly123]

My hw be like

[@Vexlraa]

bro ur videos go by so fast because of how nice they are

[@FobTot]

Bigeons are saints…. Dey chill as heck

[@bertieee4]

2:39 "don't run don't trip"

[@Stylenigga]

Horror movie 101

[@dsctunes]

Bro trumpet gang unite

[@mehmehh]

You hate a bird. (Laugh track here)

[@Wolfpack28122]

0:24 Bruh the Twitter noise 💀

[@non-existent5804]

The “X” noise

[@alexanderman31]

@@non-existent5804please don’t remind me

[@braydenjackson-wr3gp]

Nahhh its the Y noise

[@MilesMorales827]

⁠​⁠@@braydenjackson-wr3gpNahhh it’s the Z noise

[@Skittlezzzzzz]

Nah the A noise

[@Jacks_buttered_bread]

I made an entire paper for school roasting birds and saying how penguins are the best of the birds (I’m not joking)

[@JadeJohnson-zx8kn]

My chickens hate me. I sware they are trying to eat me

[@waffl33x]

To make things better for you, Ravens have the intelligence of a 7 year old child LOL There is footage out there of them dropping food on the street, waiting for cars to come crush the food, and waiting to strike to eat it

[@JawbreakerJuice]

bro i saw that y tf they so smart

[@mrtrollnator123]

Wtf they smarter than me 💀

[@KyenPepper435]

8:48 oh ye oh ye SeNd mE tO ThIS FiVe StAR ReStruant RIghT herE😩

[@songhengsoeur8459]

💀

[@MadMatt32]

1:23 wells fowlgo had me dying💀 Also mordecai isn’t annoying

[@Stylenigga]

Oh he is

[@MadMatt32]

@@Stylenigga I love mordecai

[@Stylenigga]

@@MadMatt32 i can tell

[@chocolateaddictedartist5924]

"..." "I gotta put the coke down." 💀

[@JohnFKennedy1963DallasTexas]

When I was little, I went to a farm store with my dad to get fertilizer, or something. I got HARASSED by a chicken. It literally PECKED MY LEG, OVER AND OVER. It got to the point where my dad had to leave without what he came for, because this chicken was just stalking me.

[@pomegranate23]

bro but if u knew how evil penguins were 💀💀

[@choccocker]

That Pringle joke caught me OFF GUARD 😂😂😂😂

[@Mifty3]

7:32 who’s gonna tell him 💀

[@cuberten]

“Apex predetor? More like chikd predetor”💀🗿

[@UnkownFrombis-v5o]

Hes villan arc has started💀

[@Ezyissigma]

4:11 That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow😧😏

[@mysteryinkii6160]

So we gonna tell him how vicious penguins actually are or nah?

[@ramens]

3:33 LMFAOO

[@CreeperG3]

n i c e pfp

[@iqzario4animations203]

‘Murica 🇺🇸

[@EvaIdk__Romania]

1:11 THE SIMS 4 FRIEMDSHIP THING OMG I got a story for y'all with chickens So I have family in Dăbuleni and all of my grandparents have chickens. I once went in the place where my grandma kept the chickens and idk maybe it was bc my pants had glitter or something but the chickens WENT HAM ON MY LEGS ONG THEY WERE AGGRESSIVELY GOING AT IT HITTING MY LEGS WITH THEIR SHARP ASS BEAK

[@Bigclover]

3:56 Nah that bird looks like something straight out of Vita Carnis 💀

[@araxh6731]

Don’t let bro find out about casualgeographic

[@HapSun]

7:30 EXACTLY!!! PENGUINS ARE THE BEST

[@A64Official]

8:21 “wood *P*ecker tenders” 🤓

[@LandonIsTheLegend]

From apex predator to child predator is crazy.

[@zephxev]

since he hate birds, I have a… *vendetta against bees*

[@Glaconic_YT]

Now you understand why I hate chickens, unless they’re baked, fried or in between some bread