I Hate You All

[@numptypootis8012]

Seeing Pyro not have a proper Christmas dinner is bloody depressing, its literally once a year man you can make your plate look nice

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

So true. I mean, who eats an MRE for Christmas??

[@PinoShroom]

for real, like it looks like he carved off parts of an elephants leg

[@wolverinexo6417]

Honestly sounds like an eating disorder

[@ALMOSTNKKD]

I don't have Christmas dinners anymore. Christmas is the worst holiday for us now

[@ThisHandleIsTakenTryThis]

@@ALMOSTNKKDwhy lmao

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

The chat actually making Pyro so mad that he yells at a genuinely nice donation at 18:10 is both sad and really, really funny

[@whoami784]

I think it was just bad timing

[@unimportantcommenter4356]

Nice donos need to step up their praising game, because they're so formulaic that you can confuse them with bots.

[@chetar5075]

@@unimportantcommenter4356 TTTTRRUEEEEE

[@suspecm6316]

I'm not 100% convinced him being mad isn't just a bit

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@whoami784 Oh it was, it's just funnysad that he didn't even check whether it was a good or a bad dono, and just got annoyed at it instead

[@moxxierathe]

FUN FACT: pyro is actually STANDING in this video, his camera is at the hight of 5 feet looking downwards

[@elfasto2255]

17:17 🤓

[@moxxierathe]

​@@elfasto2255he's on a stepping stool

[@AnonLinuxMint]

i cant unsee it

[@Splinter-ge9pf]

1:40 that one dude in chat "Metal Gear Rising hairline"

[@toastedtoast275]

LMAO

Pyro getting mad at undeniable proof that he is 4 feet tall just shows that he is in his denial stage.

[@nibsin]

Youre subscribed to the only good channels lol

[@Zombiewithice]

YOU!

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

UwU posting activity still high, further research required to find a limit to his abilities.

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

@@mylam658 take your own advice, you waste of purine and pirimide groups

[@0kr4m]

4 feet 4 chins

[@furrettheferret9562]

I was in a store today and they literally where playing “The Man Who Sold The World”. Random guy next to me starts laughing and says “Poor Pyro. Shame about his chins.”

[@BigtheCatto]

So guys, we did it. We made Pyro hate us.

[@joenathan8594]

Made? He hates us. Day one

[@JoseHernandez-Mendez]

Niall Murphy's chat after berating him for the whole stream: Look at us. We are the captain now.

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

@@joenathan8594Only because we hated him lol. Even if he’s just playing it up for more Donations, the community is horrendously terrible for him

[@OfficialJohnnySinsGaming]

You must be living under a rock, little bro. He has always hated us.

[@smellslikev2arm]

​@@OfficialJohnnySinsGaming (he gives you free content of superb quality on his main channel and you think he hates you? your dad hates you, and the rest of the world (for what you and they did to him)-pyro clearly at least respects you)

[@Clementinewoofwoof]

The fact that the Pyro sub Reddit members make burner accounts for one off jokes is insane to me, you went through all that effort to make a email account, and to validate the account just for one single post. Absolutely wild.

[@watchmp100]

you can make temp email nowadays so its pretty easy to make throw away accounts on any social media

[@adomination1128]

im pretty sure you can get a software or something that automatically generates and creates like a dozen random emails in seconds. so its probably easier than you think but its still absolutely wild to go through that effort for 10 word shitposts.

[@HistorySucksV]

You can make emails that’s self delete easily.

[@alexanderboulton2123]

Funny

[@alexanderboulton2123]

​@@HistorySucksV Oh hello Miguel Ortega from Vaush

[@yuryloveyko2958]

Pyro slowly turning into a British XQC, even the haircut

[@NeonBeeCat]

The baby rage really adds to it

[@Noinkster]

Still ultimately better than XboxQC

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Oh no...

[@Noinkster]

@@snake_eater1963 agreed

[@DiamondZombie]

hairline hobb

[@Soup0574]

Deepfakes are so impressive nowadays It's almost like he's still here😢 RIP pyro🕯🕯

[@NeonBeeCat]

Let this be a reminder that smoking kills

[@seamali4383]

@@NeonBeeCat lmfao 😂

[@PatriotAndAlbanyProductions]

rip….😢😢😢

[@user-fy6kr7yr9c]

RIP

[@CosmicFever]

wrong channel?

[@theweepingskull9839]

So sad to hear about your copium addiction, Pyro, praying for a speedy recovery 🙏

[@andrei2362]

The cope was for real strong this time. Especially that Charlie rant and the height denial

[@finngamer7937]

The only dono that doesn't insult him and asks for a happy birthday and he skips it 12:50

[@XNick291X]

Pyro really is the the happiest man in Birmingham 😂

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

20:40 Pyro's so paranoid about the chin jokes that he completely missed the fact that Alternates have elongated faces as their spook factor.

[@jblazerndrowzy]

Pyro fans gaslighting him into seeing everything as a chin joke

[@hlghjack]

bro said: 🤓

[@Notjo6200]

I’m glad Pyro’s becoming aware of how we feel of him

[@Blank-lp4fz]

He looks like a long lost nephew of Boris Johnson.

[@rexxe001]

Tickle him

[@Yugga_Bubba]

​@@Blank-lp4fzhe looks like a m*ngoloid clone of him on HRT

[@ourlittlemelody]

@Blank-lp4fz CLEARED 😭😭

[@Wowowoi1]

Pyrocynical oiled up gyatt turbulence

[@Mr._Sherwood]

It's actually like watching someone's mind deteriorate in real time. It stopped being funny like halfway in, it's just depressing afterwards. Except the four foot joke, that was a beautiful stream ender.

[@Swolidarity]

I think he’s in on it tbh, if it was really that bad for his mental health then I’d feel like he would’ve taken a prolonged break from this. I doubt he actually takes any of it to heart since he’s still doing this stuff That being said, dude does need a hug probably

[@yoshidaaimi34]

Yeah what Pognarchy said. I've been a fan of him since like 2017 and rewatched his 2016 videos too back then. The degrees of irony have definitely gotten so deep it seems worrying but at the end of the day his fans still watch his videos and pyro still gives what the viewers want but not outright saying it. And like pognarchy said, if he genuinely, like genuinely genuinely hated his fans and felt genuinely awful from the 'bullying' he just would not be making videos or interact with fans at all. It's all jokes, as concerning as it may look, Pyro is probably one of the smartest youtuber and knows exactly what fanbases are like.

[@RubyRedPhoenix413]

We love you too, our greatest manlet 3'2 king

[@seccozcubez]

homestuck

[@speedb.bernard5404]

Bro should get leg lenghtening at this point

[@astreusastresus198]

​@@speedb.bernard5404 He don't even have legs😭😭😭

[@Dr_Yetiphilia]

Man, I know he's playing it up, but sometimes I just wanna give Pyro a hug. Poor guy.

[@tonifier7550]

I hope he is feeling ok, all the comments can get really annoying

[@Tony_Soprano2]

He has genuinely one of the worst fanbases. I just feel bad for him at this point. I hope he’s happy ❤

[@michaelwaldo9363]

I just don't know how he can make quality stuff like the Entropy Zero video on the main channel, yet the fans treat him like this

[@ideal101]

Tbf he does give them fuel

[@BaeYeou]

@@ideal101 Still doesn't exactly justify bombarding him with the stuff

[@mktt6639]

Gorbino once said: Double the chin Double the slurpcoin

[@KingShablooshki]

Damn I love this comment, this is the gorbinos quest of youtube comments

[@Princess_Jessie3414]

​@@KingShablooshki 500+ hours of chin!

[@ThatEffinMonke]

​@@Princess_Jessie3414 500+ hours of chin pumping action!!!

[@GGPlex_]

Man said “I never go on the subreddit” and “I do check it daily” in the same sentence

[@PerspectivEs]

"I almost never go on this" "I check it daily"

[@Nevernamed]

It's funny that Pyro sees a model of himself with strong cheekbones and a firm, masculine jawline (no double chin) and his immediate response is "I don't look like that". He knows.

[@elfasto2255]

that was a triple chin

[@badimations3410]

I feel we're gonna see him on the news holding us all hostage . He's genuinely about to snap 😂

[@dragontear1638]

"One short male convicted of holding over 500 people hostage in over 9 countries simutainiously."

[@lockerbuddy2039]

We are one more unfunny chat bit from being put in a box

[@JustaNotherguy-pd7pw]

@@dragontear1638he seems to... uh... he seems to have 100 chins and a... uh... mop on his head

[@relmhh]

man pyro genuinely needs a hug idgaf if he’s playing along as it genuinely looks as if thats not going to be the case, give him a damn hug 😭

[@BladeeDG333]

L you liked your own comment getting high off your own farts

[@_Kuma_]

I had a dream last night where I gave him a hug lol

[@CartoDarko]

yeah :(((

[@NeonBeeCat]

He feeds the trolls too much lol

[@NighttimeJuneau]

I elect to be part of this supportive slice of the Pyro fan base

[@JJ-cf3vk]

10:06 a ps5 is 15.4 in tall, pyro is around 4 ps5s tall. 15.4 x 4 = 61.6 in (I’ll round this up to 62 in tall). (62 / 12 = 5.16) Pyro is around 5 foot 2.

[@bruhgod123]

the PS5 has 0 games 0 x 4 = 0 the PS5 has around no games

[@poeticburrito]

Chat calling pyros Christmas dinner an MRE/fallout salisbury steak is probably the funniest shit to end the year on 😂

[@commmuuuu]

At the end of such a year, I'm so proud of Pyro for wearing that shitfest of a haircut (it's a wig) (it's a mop) 😢

[@Delfigamer1]

It's a lego piece

[@M333STA]

its a mop for the slop we are constantly fed

[@griffinski8978]

Banned, unlucky

[@professorpenne9962]

rocking the boy meets world haircut hard

[@_Kuma_]

I know it’s a meme but it’s honestly not that bad lol

[@gamerrobloxian920]

34:14 is where I died harder, the fact chat said MRE and the other one said fallout food!! Lmaoooo

[@hlghjack]

i thought that was mushrooms ngl

[@henq26]

Pyrocynical will be in a mental ward after the next couple streams

[@NeonBeeCat]

On his fouseytube arc

[@whoami784]

40:30 im glad drifty made that dono. I was genuinely concerned for Pyro's mental state and it makes me relieved that he doesn’t take the bullying seriously

[@CartoDarko]

phew yeah, i was really worried about him. to be honest i still do worry and i still hate a lot of his fans lol

[@Kaptson]

First his Hair Second his Chin Third is now his Height Poor Pyro, wonder what'll be the fourth

[@whoami784]

First was his father in jail 2nd was his hair 3rd was chin 4th was his height

[@jaramiahredford]

Fourth will be his lungs (because they constantly inflate) Sixth will be his appendix (Because it would inflate if he succeeds at getting appendicitis)

[@HistorySucksV]

His chopstick arms

[@sohrabkarim7309]

His voice

[@mettawatkutaninwat5411]

His sanity

[@LostBlade776]

This is the happiest man in all of the UK it is literally impossible for someone living in the UK to be happier than Pyro in this stream

[@nibsin]

You are loved Pyro, don't let normal people tell you otherwise ❤

[@PosterityIslesNews]

keep your chins up

[@nibsin]

@@RiyadYourDad I said normal people, Pyro is not normal

[@sundown6806]

​@syilumilunari1882Dw it's all 99% played up anyways

[@soup5837]

@@sundown6806fr he definitely over exaggerates for more donos

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

​@syilumilunari1882 40:48 he clarifies here

[@brucehc4975]

Pyro got that 2000 RE4 Leon haircut

[@armintor2826]

Real as fuck actually

[@fellow9939]

is there a single pyro fan out there who wouldn't just tear this man to fucking shreds if they were ever in the same room as them.

[@QuartziteTransport]

"Im not entertaining it anymore" continues entertaining it

[@ThomasRoiloup]

He's not even 5'1"? Will Pyro ever recover from that?

[@koopaR6]

wheres my slop.I DEMAND SLOP

[@LumaBean]

I love how pyro literally just argues with air, there’s very low chance that he’s actually just taking chats opinion, and it’s funny to watch him have what’s basically a schizophrenic meltdown.

[@sundown6806]

Bro's fighting for his life against the voices in his head

[@CheezeSpartan]

I cant tell if hes actually losing it or the moneys just that good. Probably both lets be real

[@jshyme]

Hey Pyro, I’m a relatively new viewer and I’ve been loving the content so far, even the slop! But when looking back at your main channel vids, I found this old video of yours named “Petscop: The Best Game You’ve Never Played” and I have absolutely loved it, in the video you’ve alluded to a sequel, but it’s been over six years since then, and I’d love to know if anything is in the works. Thanks for being one of the last modern channels making incredibly well written and researched content for all to enjoy (not talking about the slop here lol), and I just really hope that I can get an eta on a new Petscop, keep on making great content Pyro! Cheers mate!

[@The_House_Always_Wins]

It’s been a year daddy

[@eschatos03]

I really miss you. Mommy says you went to the store to get milk.

[@potatolord7284]

40:30 donation here should be of note too he cuts a lot of the positivity or worry out and instead insists on showing when he's upset this doesn't seem alright

[@Someone-sc2hk]

pyro never fails to make his videos longer, hoping to see a 24 hour long video by 2025!

[@firewalldaprotogen]

honestly i wish the community treats you better. good luck man

[@JAGG_OFFICIAL]

Good to know that pyro thinks of him the same way as we do

[@schizosamurai8840]

Pyro unironically having the healthiest relationship with his fanbase

[@omlett6482]

the pyro desk slam arc has really picked up these past couple of weeks

[@_Kuma_]

Our short king Thanks for a very entertaining year, Pyro. Memes aside, you’re one of my fav creators and I’m glad you can laugh about the annoying chatters later. They’re genuinely so unfunny 99% of the time - idk how you do it.

[@theotv5522]

For those wondering, Doormat actually typed in the stream soon after, but it burnt him so hard he ignored it and the editor cut it out. He said “How’s Hyojin?”

[@LordOuro]

youtuber retirement home is reddit, pyros time has finally come

[@VirtualLusamine]

chat is collectively giving and worsening anger issues on pyro and we just watch as it happens

[@barbinski8160]

I need slop Pyrocynical please come back.

[@ClementineWorldsEnd]

when pyro zoomed in on the 3d model of his face i spat my drink out because of how similar they looked

[@prdprdprdprdprdel]

Pyros christmas dinner looks like his fursona sat on it and cooked it by farting....

[@PokechiYT]

I love how pyro gives us pure slop so we can see how stupid he is. “Every time I try to speak, a Dono comes in” my brother in Christ you enabled the text to speach

[@VS-sf1rt]

"Charlie has no ego whatsoever" is the most insane thing pyro said ever. Despite multiple "all in le head" games.

[@craig_4931]

this slop is runny like diarrheic liquid , well done pyro!

[@panicattackenjoyer3197]

Pyro genuinely lost his marbles

[@kazz649]

Manipluating pyro into saying fucked up things is just hilarious 😂😅

[@OmnicJesus]

I'm really glad that pyro is a KZbinr that doesn't take the insults to heart and really takes it on the chins

[@astrobab.e]

44:39 when youre trying to get on the kids rollercoaster but they say you're too tall

[@mordecaiandrigbone.5107]

i love how bro flexes his muscles but SPESIFICALLY ONLY HIS RIGHT ARM..

[@brothercodexusastartes9675]

pyro: dies on stream chat: hassan stream

[@trialsjack007]

I swear I look at the chat for a second and I see something like “Metal Gear Rising Hairline” or “Flashing Chins best Kanye song”

[@Nordbon1523]

The feeling’s mutual, Pyro.

[@tylerpattison6691]

Pyro been real quiet since the flight logs dropped

[@MarioLuigiAndJr.]

Pyros got a worse breakdown scene than any Ace Attorney character

[@Isaac_646]

These chat members are not cowards. They're survivors, they hate you unironically.

[@garretthberne3035]

Pyro calling Bulgarian language Russian is the most westerner thing ever.

[@deadshot5007]

fr

[@midbeef2902]

Why would we need to remember every eastern European country and language if we live in the west? You could show me a map of Europe and I would not know wtf anything is

[@garretthberne3035]

@@midbeef2902 average westerner

[@6ji4]

they have the same script (albeit russian having three exclusive characters), though, how would you recommend a non-speaker to differentiate the two if they can't read either language? this isn't just a westerner thing, it would apply to anyone who can't speak russian or bulgarian. i assume you can't speak urdu or arabic (urdu has same alphabet as arabic save for some new characters), would you be able to tell which is which in written form? edit: checked again, it's on r/bulgaria. that's more of a laziness thing than western ignorance

[@IGNEOUSROCKK]

@@garretthberne3035 as if eastern europeans could name every western language lmfao

[@TAM2C]

Es bueno escuchar a Pyro decir que ama a su comunidad.

[@robb8246]

So, he's in his lolcow arch now? Every video of his I've seen lately he's been having an artificial fight with his chat

[@F1nicky]

The amount of "COPE" in the chat is fucking hilarious

[@jovanhardianto4658]

My favorite part of this stream is Pyro "Hitler" cynical calling a Russian "subhuman"

[@Zero_Gyro]

at this point pyro is gonna have a heart attack from malding so much

[@mktt6639]

Daily reminder of the thicc pyro incident

[@D0S81]

Pyro ''i never go on the subreddit'' also Pyro ''i check the subreddit every day''

[@smealm]

pyros going through a downwards spiral rn

[@paranoia8461]

2:25 pyrocinical:"my editor doesn't have friends" pyrocornical 10 seconds erlier:

[@Braveheartbronie]

Pyro and his chat have a love hate relationship He loves their money and he hates all of them

[@ddynamite3835]

anyone notice how pyro's voice starts turning into a fallout ghoul's voice when the fallout steak is talked about

[@nomshark7241]

Pyro, this is legit one of the funniest streams/vids you have done. Thank you for the entertainment lmao ❤

[@doomeddog5589]

1:50 ok but i believe pyro on this one you can hear in his tone that he is reading something

[@lagarde5782]

29:14 I was expecting the Spartacus bit but with door "No I'm doormat!"

[@Fentty.]

if pyro put out more cross dressing photos we wouldn't make fun of him

[@stolyartoad8640]

7:13 he sounds EXACTLY like a Dawn Of War space marine

[@NunyaBusiness21]

love seeing pyro laugh with a scripted bit of an actual 9 year old, shows his mentality very well

[@slimetunersis5373]

I feel like a king watching his little jester over react to my stupid jokes while sitting in my throne that's too big for me and kicking my feet

[@XtremeDriver900]

Pyro is the kind of person to commission a shaded reference-sheet

[@SoulCast7]

Damn, I feel like his act is buried under so many layers of irony and sarcasm that he manages to draw in both people that hate on him iROnIcALLy and non-ironically.

[@andrei2362]

17:37 30fps on PS5? Nah don't act like you weren't running Callisto and Forspoken at freakin 12fps on PC

[@TheMasterUnity]

10% looking at Reddit posts 90% screaming at chat

[@iconredesign]

don't give a shit about the ps5 but still my heart sank a bit when pyro casually threw the ps5 toward the boxes and just let it fall

[@dyneclo1697]

Everytime he screams at chat in think of the "all my nstudents are morons " guy but as pyro

[@maglock1857]

Pyro needs mental health therapy 😢

[@Vitalbread]

This is the equivalent experience to watching a teacher try and gang up on a bunch of angst toddlers

[@holneer]

37:36 he barely held back the 2018 pyro

[@Stasiiu]

its great to know Charlie gets mistook as god and pyro gets mistook as skibidi toliet

[@luckyducky4066]

Pyro turning himself into a lolcow. Is rent due?