The Biggest Scam Yet

Peter is the type of guy to hear that games are smoke and mirrors and he'll take it literally
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[@jocker2031]

Pyro really pushing that 10 minute mark...

[@RosesWaffleHouseorder]

It's so obvious he's just making it long enough to get the ads, smh

[@aleksgold7540]

so true

[@titiov5528]

fr fr

[@evenhunt8858]

Nah bro they updated you need 7 hours to get ad revenue now

[@d00gz_]

He put an extra 0 by mistake, what a fool

[@mmgmagic]

Hearing Pyro constantly repeat the word "slop" is like when a kid finds out about a new word, and then proceed to ham-fist it into any sentence they can.

[@Knoxerboy101]

I imagine it was used quite often in his furry inflation ERP.

[@theoryofexpectation6479]

He does that alot

[@marvelousball]

Sheesh

[@chipskylark5500]

He's been doing this for years , I bet you don't even know that his dad's in jail or that he is a lesbian... Good times..

[@Genasidal]

Also, the average Pyrocynical viewer whenever he says something they find remotely funny, then proceed to bury it 12ft underground within days.

[@galacticpanda8027]

Thank you for an entire hour of slop today Pyro. Truly a hero.

[@zelysian.]

🙀FREE SLOP 🗣🗣🗣💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@Tony_Bamanaboni]

MORE SLOP

[@REBELRAVEBOY]

WE NEED MORE HOURS OF SLOP!!

[@keister207]

Slop slop slop slop

[@Pyracyntrix]

I was about to make some Kraft Dinner, desperately looking through KZbin to find something to keep me from boredom, then I saw this. What a sloppy miracle

[@zurba5302]

Pyro is the only person who can make a video that shouldn't exist an hour long

[@alfa563]

you're forgetting Asmongold exists

[@MrKasenom]

gotta fill it with midrolls

[@zirael2077]

asmongold staring at the wings in the table:

[@tillson8686]

I love how Pyro makes fun of GenZ needing video-in-video content to keep their attention but he himself goes completely off topic for 10 minutes whenever he accidentally opens his For You page.

[@butterlove1605]

or him constantly looking at another monitor and typing with someone else while watching a video.

[@theonlyplain]

He started that because of his mlg content tbh.....

[@dpet7756]

The piggies have been fed, thank you Pyro

[@LOL-zu1zr]

Oink oink 🐷

[@Frick8375]

om nom nom delicious slop

[@Manjustman_25806]

Nice now I can eat my own shit to stay feed until tomorrow

[@thewrathofdumbledore4867]

I am so tired of Pyro's comments

[@slient957]

@@thewrathofdumbledore4867 exactly their just brainless same copy & paste sort of thing so word of advice don't check any pyro comments

[@henrysmith7543]

Fun fact: the Xbox Kinect is used in hospitals, specifically in CT scans. The Kinect uses its infrared “depth of field” sensor to line the patient up inside the gantry (big circle donut part) primarily along the x axis, or how far the table is raised up from the lowered position.

[@tyuh860]

i didnt believe you but i googled it. and wow.

[@elitereptilian200]

also for xray camera positioning, my knee was xrayed and they used kinect to position the thing very freaking acciurately so at least something good came out of that piece of sh*t.. thanks youtube for making me censor shit.. edit: had to censor shit because piece was in front of it ffs 😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤦

[@launderine]

he was right all along. we were but checkers in his 6 dimensional game of infinite chess.

[@bloods9427]

Thanks to the length of this video, Pyro will have enough money to pay for 1 month's rent and help his father get out of prison sooner. Bless you for your daily slop.

[@marvelousball]

Hopefully he will get out of prison by this decade

[@rickjohnson1719]

Or half an hours rent in new york

[@bloods9427]

@@marvelousball He getting outta the hood with this one

[@jooot_6850]

Pyro’s dad being locked up is an OG bit

[@maikoul4295]

It is truly sad that Pyro has not been cured of superlative addiction. I hope he gets better.

[@WitheredDayZz]

Finally, Pyro is admitting that his channel is a scam

[@NateS917]

Funniest pyro fan

[@Mqmn]

@@NateS917 least miserable pyro fan:

[@NateS917]

@@Mqmn most braindead pyro fan who laughs at the same Joke told to them over and over

[@hitaka2962]

@@Mqmnnah this shit is js not funny

[@Mqmn]

@@hitaka2962 he deserves it for the “quality” of “content” pyro puts out he should not be on uploading everyday

[@kronron4894]

Really pushing not twice nor thrice..BUT 6X TIMES the 10 minute mark. I am so proud of you Pyro. Truly one of the youtube creators of all time.

[@mycookiehasnoname]

It's like 5 years since it even were a 10 minute mark lol

[@Platy524]

just letting you know that when you pulled up jerma playing "You at the movies", that is a completely different game from "The Movies". "The Movies" was a tycoon game where you made movies inside of almost like a sfm program and then sold them. "You at the movies" was the shitty connect game made by somebody completely different

[@XG417]

Damn now I kinda miss that game. Need me to find that again

[@gelpyre]

Only Pyro could stretch an unedited video into a 1 hour video

[@mycookiehasnoname]

wat

[@tylermeehan6117]

I feel like humans could now create a proper Milo. With ChatGPT for the responses, any of the voice synthesis ai models and some computer vision I feel like it could actually be made now days.

[@C4R1N4]

Smart

[@brandonhughes4076]

Still wouldn't deliver on the implied sentience tho, GPT-4 is only a language model

[@marvelousball]

​@@brandonhughes4076 what about a real life model

[@brandonhughes4076]

@@marvelousball we call those “human beings” and unfortunately you cannot buy them

[@strangelf]

@@brandonhughes4076 I mean….

[@Squifigly]

I genuinely forgot Pyro reacted to videos other than Sunnyv2 and VHS horror

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

The Movies is a really fun game though, and having the ability to design your own short movies in a game was quite unique. Black and White 2 was pretty cool too.

[@theteacupman7869]

Pyro really embracing being a critical clone with the earbuds 🤣🤣🤣

[@__________________________Fred]

I imagine three PR people standing just inside his view and when a question is asked that he isn't allowed to answer they just shake their head in unison while making sideways hand gestures

[@Esponea_482]

He really found his niche, guys

[@sixwings6932]

His incredible, innovative niche as a boring twitch reactor. Who would've thought???

[@danialyousaf6456]

​@@sixwings6932 how the mediocre have fallen.

[@kingpin0087]

Is pyro's dementia so bad he doesn't realize this was 10 years ago...

[@Denly1990]

I refuse to believe that Pyro's deep fried meme brain had never caught wind of Bosnian Ape Society.

[@crickcrackcricketycrack5501]

"The Movies" was sick. Kind of like the sims but you run a movie studio instead of a household. Hiring all your actors, directors and staff. And you got to create all the movies, choosing the scenes, sets, characters, props, wardrobes etc. You started in the 1920s and worked though until the 21st century, seeing all the eras of Hollywood and yours actors getting older too. Really great game, would highly recommend. A real hidden gem.

[@redpredator0442]

Patient: “What do you mean you couldn’t save my leg?” Surgeon: “we tried our best” patient: “what went wrong?” Surgeon: “someone said Xbox switch off”

[@ruthlessambassadorofthecat9211]

Only pyro can make a 35 minute video into an hour

[@SnoppleWopple]

My favorite slop channel uploaded an hour of slop again. Thanks Pyro.

[@tasukovalskia6049]

Peter: “claire is in the pond” Pyro: “she’s not, she’s in a recording room” Reddit analysis there

[@namiknamlo]

I thought i'm gonna go to sleep without my daily dose of slop, but pyro knows my needs better

[@GrimnirLaguz28]

Love Pyro talking about the toddler harnesses - when I went to UK, I was astonished that they literally keep kids on a leash and it's pretty common. Where I come from, you would be taken to jail for that, lmao.

[@drewcification]

That game you saw jerma play wasnt actually the movies, the movies was actually kind of a cool game

[@broomvroomguy5474]

Pyro explaining everything the video is about to explain is so cool, spending more time watching him explain what’s happening is much better

[@skrawl8374]

41:35 that TTS was so unhinged. It's a shame it's not here. I recommend people find it in the VOD.

[@Chris-ok4zo]

40:03 Wow, I've never seen Pyro laugh that hard before. And I've also not realised how long the video was until.

[@Fiemus9]

I think its so funny that when Pyro corrects the americans pronounciation of the Peters french name, he just ends up pronouncing it like bad british french. None of them got it right 😂

[@owenharperjones]

It's cause british > french

[@Fiemus9]

@Owen Harper-Jones I guess when picking between the two 😅

[@khebre6032]

So we watched a 1 minute video that Pyro stretched to 60 min???? This is truly a Pyro moment

[@luisfernandotorres1623]

Damn really feel bad for pyro. He accidentally killed his wife and lost his kids

[@creativecreepyturtle1562]

only pyro can nearly double the runtime of a video

[@zitro4907]

pyro has a truly special talent to be able to double the length of whatever video hes watching when reacting to it

[@SwaggyG_2102]

A one-hour PyroLIVE video? It's not even Friday yet, and I'm already getting served with some good slop for today.

[@boodesultan12]

I thought it was the main channel at first

[@heromedley]

peter has a strange fixation in making AI also makes games where you play as a god dude definitely has a god complex lmao

[@FranXiT]

23:05 Pyro finally admits it 😟

[@legeul]

Pyro's ability to turn a 30 min video into a 1 hour long video is honestly impresive.

[@MrOldWilliam]

Only Pyro can make 60 minute video into an hour

[@niko5008]

🤯

[@earthtoastro8349]

I had a hard ass day today and wanted to kick back after work and I was missing my family after just moving out, helped me get my mind off of shit even if just for a second. Thanks maen.

[@vengefulspoon_6954]

Yes, joining your channel truly is the biggest scam ever

[@jstar3382]

Ah thank god I was struggling to sleep. Glad I found something to knock me out

[@Knoxerboy101]

Every video Pyro manages to remind you just how Gen Z he is by giving an opinion on something he didn't grow up with and being completely wrong. I love the little guy, but man. The Movies was a fucking awesome game. Same with the Black and White series.

[@unluckymaru8776]

gen v pokemon rocks fr

[@Vinderayz]

I watched the video you're reacting to yesterday now I'm watching an hour long reaction video, truly living in the trough

[@leon02356]

2:26, i remember seeing an article or video saying we could use kinects at businesses, and they would read hand language and translate it for employees.

[@Etrical_]

Pyro is like Internet Explorer, always slow with the news

[@LordSirKniight]

An hour long video is not something I was expecting from the PyroLive channel

[@tentyone2149]

1:38 puro when he closes stream after tf2

[@OGJaymus]

When it says milo has changed it’s like in minecraft story mode “Petra will remember that” and then they forget next scene

[@spacedogawesome]

Pyro making a 3 minute video into an hour long pyro slop special

[@Denuwu]

British Person Sim was the best part of this vid lmao

[@jacobp.2024]

CRAZY THING: Milo is absolutely a reality now. There are mods powered by contemporary AI, like the Skyrim AI companion mod, and SHE. SHE DOES COMMENT ON IN-GAME EVENTS, SHE DOES REMEMBER DETAILS ABOUT YOU AND PAST CONVERSATIONS. It's insane. The technology isn't 50 years off. It's already here, and it's a matter of refining it in the next few years or so.

[@theEnclaveisinusall]

Pyro really be milking every single minor event that happens and makes a 18 hour video about how important it was when a celebrity's grilled cheese slighty moved on the frying pan

[@davidsplooge14]

​@DmmeonNicegramPyroLIVE1.thank you😊

[@freshtrash2910]

A 1hour Pyro slope video?? Can’t get any better

[@KaitoGillscale]

The Movies is a fantastic game. I remember sinking dozens of hours into it. Basically The Sims, but you’re running a movie studio. Design sets…pamper and train actors and stuntmen…and completely make movies from the ground up from the 30s to modern filmmaking.

[@gktoliver]

i love that just 45 minutes in he starts watching random videos instead of the main one

[@walterwhite9048]

1 hour of slop? Thank you pyro!

[@Sissyphuss]

We love our daily drama slop❤

[@Kikoou]

Thank god I finally have a video to put in the background as white noise a second of silence always manages to let the voices come out again.

[@obama-gaming4796]

Pyro managing to double the length of a video he's reacting to is outstanding, premium slop is what I yearn for, and he delivered👏

[@arthurfranco3179]

Pyro really filled the trough with slop today

[@exraider8423]

no one going talk about the door at 41:33

[@lukegibb1967]

bro literally

[@gazza4801]

19:39 bro got flashbanged

[@JupiterMaroon]

23:12 Kojima said the same exact thing about the idea of planting a tree and seeing it actually grow into a full tree. But he actually implemented this feature in a way in Death Stranding where every structure can deteriorate over time due to the "timefall" eroding things at an accelerated rate. If you build a highway, after a couple of weeks of it being built, it will start to degrade and require upkeep to stay fresh. This is the difference between snake oil salesmen, and auteurs of the craft.

[@syndromeofadown21]

I'm really concerned for Pyro's health atm. He's been coughing a lot just this week. I hope he doesn't contract lung cancer and has to cook meth to pay his medical bills.

[@legeul]

It's ok, the slop he makes should be more than enough to pay for medical bills, besides he's not in america, he won't go bankrupt from his medical bills.

[@MatthewClementMusic]

Glad Pyro finally talking about how he keeps copying Moist Critical

[@barronTV1]

He looks like he's stuck in a Gmod TTT map

[@maciejszymanski2502]

Finally, I can sleep now that I got my daily dose of slop content from pyro

[@_rraacckkiiss_371]

Pyro, you truly are one of the of all time.

[@What-ug2uh]

14:50 Ah finally, legalized child abuse

[@elliotjones8695]

4am rn can’t hopefully this Pryo will send me to the heavens

[@R3in_Ch]

"holy milkers..god damn" i did not expecting that some how lmao

[@TheRama2299]

I'm so glad to see you're finally admitting about all those fake charity streams and such. This is definitely a step forward for you!

[@nerd26373]

Pyro never disappoints. He's determined to make the best content for us.

[@triangularbox949]

Dude I thought this was an adult swim show when I first saw it. I can imagine Tim and Eric telling me all this with a straight face.

[@Efrenxrazor95]

The best part of this video is when he completely derails and starts watching the demented shit that’s recommended to him via KZbin.

[@teipic2010]

Only pyro can make a 35min video extend to a whole hour

[@OfficialAlfiethegamer]

He's promising so much yet has does jack all!

[@nutbusta2553]

13:33 actually killed me the pronunciation + there is no nacht der untoten ee

[@kianthatcher754]

Only pyro can make a video twice the length

[@owenbrandon8370]

No way Pyro actually admitted Pyrolive is a scam!

[@zetrollwatson6396]

finally pyro has attained his final and hugest form

[@OmarFW]

The kinect was a litmus test to determine who my dumbest friends were

[@blestbread]

Take a shot every time he says "slop"

[@No0o0o0o0o]

This is the slop I needed let’s go pyro u make the day worth it

[@jtkgames0]

i find it hilarious how many times pyro gets sidetracked and watches completely different videos

[@klaytonsteinmetz4470]

V1 versus V2 begin their hitting the Rudy 😂😂

[@_INKY_THE_IDIOT]

Wow glad we finally got a new long form video from Charlie

[@28br]

even prehistoric angry joe looks older than pyro

[@monsireal1528]

Thanks for destroying my non existing sleep scedule

[@ichewsawdust]

yes, pyro. watching an hour long of your slop is indeed the biggest scam of my time for today.

[@MarshallArts]

The only worth while thing I took from this was you taught me how to properly say Nacht Der Untoten

[@StuffLIsrael]

New title: Scammers are finished.

[@ramaleu7181]

hearing pyro mention theme park world which was my childhood game and which i still have a physical case(not the disk sadly) is pretty wild

[@macaroni6600]

i literally remember watching this on stream like a week ago lmao

[@monothephantom]

so much slop num num num Thank you pyro for the lovely and lengthy slop of the day

[@VUND-25]

just as I was going through his channel for background audio, neat