I Haven't Played This Game In 2 Years

[@kasagure.]

Jesus Christ. no way has it been 2 years. it literally feels like i watched these videos as they came out like 2 or 3 months ago

[@Samtheman91]

honestly I thought it was like 6 months, 2 years is insane

[@Grymm6698]

Time goes by really fast and sometimes it scares me

[@ceshmate1953]

​@@XxTreyvonxX steam page said 2 years

[@XxTreyvonxX]

@@ceshmate1953 look for video "WHAT IS THIS UPDATE!? | Asmongold Plays Vampire Survivors" argument over

[@BGShadowGames]

I know right 😂

[@Allnonchalant90]

My life hasn’t changed in 2 years

[@plvr_strg]

*deadinside*

[@ammarsalim1185]

Same

[@tyguy3876]

Make this year the year boys go for it

[@sharklazerboy9529]

God I feel old

[@ricardohoang8452]

Asmon with almost 2 years lol

[@michinwaygook3684]

Proof you don't need 4K graphics for a game to be super fun to play.

[@CreamyPesto505]

BUT REALISTIC FACIAL MECHANICS!!!!!!!

[@OggiOggiOggi]

Art style has nothing to do with resolution..... he is prob playing on 4k......

[@michinwaygook3684]

@@OggiOggiOggi Good point. I should have said pixelated art styles are just as fun to play as accurate, detailed art styles. For instance I still enjoy games like Jump Man Junior.

[@OggiOggiOggi]

@@michinwaygook3684 nobody is claiming you need those for good games. There is a reason why indie games are doing so well.

[@happyjam92]

I bought this because it was on sale...and now it's 5am. So simple but addictive and stupidly fun.

[@henrychurch6062]

It's been two years? What the hell? Feels like 2 months...

[@fin4314]

Pandemic has forever destroyed my perception of time

[@clips5552]

i literally thought the exact same thing

[@andregon4366]

Welcome to adulthood.

[@Hapasan808]

@@fin4314 I'm not the only one... It makes me feel less crazy

[@R3belyc1ous]

Fr😭​@@fin4314

[@BrockS-zo5rn]

Asmon playing vampire survivors was some of his best work. Love to see him back to this.

[@CreamyPesto505]

Garlic.

[@joe_ferreira]

Ball Sack

[@panthekirb7561]

How??

[@RobReith]

Support Indie Developers. We need them at this point. 👍🏻

[@AndreiYoLo]

yea then why no one say the game name? ........... good support.

[@Matterahfact]

@@AndreiYoLo kinda true but doesnt take much brain power either def less than the game itself would

[@Sephirothkingdom782]

@@AndreiYoLovampire survivors

[@DrakyHRT]

@@AndreiYoLo The first minute of the footage shows the name of the game...

[@betacrest10]

I the last two years i've bought all dlcs for this game. It's dirt cheap every release and worth it.

[@Andreastheduck]

It'll be 10 years next year judging by how fast time is flying by

[@DrakyHRT]

@@rama-rao-y8u 0 LMFAO.

[@mydogeatspuke]

That's just how being an adult works. When you're a kid, everything is new, so it gets stored in your long-term memory. As an adult, so few things are new, so everything gets stored in short-term memory. So we don't really remember it once it's happened. "Last week? I can't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning!" And then what we do remember feels so recent because it's a long-term memory, but you look at the calendar and in the mirror and so much time has passed but it felt like yesterday what is this sorcery? If you want time to slow down again, you need to be constantly seeking out new experiences, and I don't mean new video games haha. Travel to new places, try new cuisines, meet new people etc. If your life consists of the same things every day, time will keep feeling like it's going too fast, because nothing new is happening to make you stop and take stock. It's why some people have kids, to live vicariously through them and not feel like their lives are just passing them by.

[@redhood7555]

Somehow it felt like this game came out a month ago

[@MidWitPride]

I was 95% convinced that the game came out last summer, not two summers ago. Is this what getting old feels like? Will this only get worse as time goes on?

[@christopherkamph9147]

@@MidWitPride Yes, learn to write down stuff.

[@hafirenggayuda]

The 2020-2022 feels like "lost years". Don't need to explain why

[@mareksenkyrik2632]

@@hafirenggayudatrue but it is weird

[@marconi7007]

Same.

[@Paahtis]

This game changed his life 2 years ago.

[@hydramarinee]

As far as I understand, 2 years of Asmongold life equal to 3 months for a viewer. Am I wrong?

[@breadguytv]

2 years? I honestly thought it was 6 months ago... the sands of time are cruel

[@od1401]

2 years closer to death and decay, end of all joy that could be extracted from life or the long-awaited end to your pain, however you choose to look at it.

[@imbagirl8631]

@@od1401 2 years less time untill Gta 6 😎

[@Suchanska]

I had to confirm myself if his first vampire survivors was actually uploaded two years ago or he was fooling us all. What is happening, I literally feel it was 6 months ago. But one thing we remember.. GARLIC ALL THE WAY

[@sorenlampe951]

he played Halls of Torment last year, which is very similar

[@XRioteerXBoyX]

​@@sorenlampe951that must be the reason why! 😅 I got really into watching these videos through watching him play halls of Torment.

[@gnagle281]

The game has so many secrets and hidden characters. The spellbook and special maps, some are one time plays. The game is super fun and quirky and its had some pretty nice collabs. Been well worth my money. Plus Co-op is pretty sweet.

[@VikingTeddy]

I got the game 4 months ago and have been playing non-stop. I made the mistake of using a walkthrough for the maun campaign, but I've been raw-dogging the dlc's. So much to discover. Asmomgold is playing it the right way, not looking up the meta 😁

[@NvrBst]

watching asmon run past items and then backtrack so many times reminds me of my grandma at the grocery store.

[@ratchetryda]

I swear he just played this 6 months ago 🫠

[@_p4_]

"Last Played Jun 23, 2022"

[@IvanMarkov-fn9qe]

Do we have the rock situation here 😆

[@Watchman.kIvory]

Time flies when playing games

[@sorenlampe951]

he played Halls of Torment last year

[@idleoutcaster]

@@IvanMarkov-fn9qeBruh in and out 😂

[@AmierAzzeal]

The ball chracter Leda still exists. I think the dev may have changed the means to aquire the character so they became locked / hidden for Asmon. I still have the character myself but have played a bit during 2023 so may have unlocked Leda after this change if it was made. Can't think of why else its not in Asmon's character selection.

[@theveganpill8161]

What are the odds? I don't follow and watch Asmongold anywhere, but here on KZbin. I was just rewatching his full Vampire Survivors VODs and this pops up right after I'm done. Holy Garlic God has returned!

[@luv-lost]

Vampire Survivors started a gaming trend and has dominated it. They got the Contra crossover, and it makes me very excited about a CastleVania crossover. There is even a new character you unlock that is an easter egg for sure. It is crazy to think they got the go ahead on these collabs when at the beginning it was straight up CasteVania stolen assets. Such an amazing and just keeps going.

[@hvprospekt]

Already 2 years. Still remember that time when McCool came to the stream and screaming about this game vs Torghast. Really fun stream.

[@nakano15]

There's also a clip of that too.

[@CalciumChief]

Oh boy, there's quite a bit stuff added since then. Not just the DLC (two crossovers), but also just free updates. All of that comes with new maps, new weapons, new power ups. I'm literally a point where any new character I can instaly beef up to god status cause of zillions of money I got and I still like to fire it up for that chill game of killing everything on the map Oh yeah, there's also local multiplayer of up to four and I think the devs are working on online multiplayer too.

[@SirMedvind]

2 years.... OH GOD WHERE DID MY TIME GO?!?!?!

[@dreamingthelife]

I used to play on PC and just got it for my phone, yesterday I played for 20 hours with one short break 😅, split screened it with KZbin watching Asmond play at the same time

[@pffferphishe4731]

vampire survivors is peak content letsgo

[@JohnMichaelson]

Still better than most AAA games released in the last two years. Best game I've played in ages.

[@Max-ej4oh]

It just occurs to me, the evolved pentagram jingle is the Time Freeze power up from Hudson's Adventure Island III for the NES. Took me years to notice.

[@ronaldbos9345]

Little did I know when I bought this game I would spend so many hours on it. It's truly addictive.

[@kevpick9956]

I thought this all looked really familiar and went back to the beginning to check if he mentioned it but no. This level is based on contra hard corps. It was a game on sega Genesis. It was a side scroller and it was really hard as a 5 year old. The floating powerups the gun the badguys. All of this is from contra. Brownie was the best little brother character (me) because he was the shortest and most of the badguy bullets when over his head.

[@The-ne9ut]

It's not based, it's an actual collab which is cool

[@Pvrge.]

The quality in this video was so amazing, I'm glad that Asmongold finally started uploading in 8k

[@MARKHENSTROM]

I straight up checked that this upload was in fact 8K. You fooled me once...but you know fool me, if you fool me once you can't fool me again.

[@oliverjahn1149]

VS has a new DLC called "Ode to Castlevania" - that DLC wipes the floor with the other DLCs - Draculas castle is so big, with more than 30 bosses and over 20 new characters to unlock. Highly recommended !

[@dubot4076]

This game is the best in the whole genre. It beats all versions that came after it. The simplicity and style is unprecedented.

[@mytho3286]

He should try Nordic Ashes. It's a good game in the same genre but scandinavian mythology.

[@imelevatormusic1151]

2 years is not ok, i remember this entire rabbit hole like it was yesterday and especially the reaper killing arc.

[@zakoryus]

I just finished 100% this game. So happy to see Asmon play this gem again.

[@McZippyMedia]

Spoiler: Bill is the Gun Devil Edit: I'm pretty sure it costs Twitch 2-3mill every time he streams Vampire Survivor

[@DoctorPhilGud]

Thankyou for playing it again. Ive needed some more chill content after the past week of insanity, a little break before everything really starts to fall apart lol

[@TwilightAdvance]

2 years? What the hell? Did we do the Quantum leap?

[@superrunnerx1]

2 years have gone by super fast

[@jamiebeith1875]

So frustrating to see home constantly pick the wrong thing.

[@davidperezgonzalez1839]

Those bosses are form super contra SNES alias super Probotector. What a great game btw

[@xinlou6707]

I can't believe people don't know this map is based on Contra

[@blahblahblah9215]

Yeah, Super Contra on the SNES. Shooter masterpiece! 2 players was the best, until your mate nicked all your lives cuz he was crap 😊

[@xinlou6707]

@@blahblahblah9215 haha bro my homie bought a "console" thats just a USB flash drive, you plug it into a TV and you have all the SNES games there we often play Contra and other stuff while having some beers and chilling on weekends

[@Alarak87]

@@blahblahblah9215 Guilty. I played Contra a ton as a kid, and every play through included the standard 99 lives cheat. I guess the participation trophy era started a while ago but damn it was some good family game time. Memories.

[@superrunnerx1]

Because they have never played contra. They have only been playing garbage games.

[@TH3_T3RM1N4T0R]

First thing I thought when I saw that bridge...

[@NerosCosmic]

38:49 "it looks great on my screen." lmfao its like looking at the world with my glasses off

[@Magerquark]

I bought Vampire Survivors back then because of Asmon and always loved him playing it, idk what it is about this game buts its somehow very relaxing and addicting, I put 165 hours into it myself and it's such a simple game

[@Evanz111]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone backseat vampire survivors of all games lmao

[@TwoGendersOnly]

Watching asmongold call the time freeze wand garbage really hurts my soul. That thing fully upgraded is OP as hell. Edit: just jumped back into VS and oh man this game is so addicting still. I wish they released a physical version of this with a soundtrack or something. I'd buy it instantly

[@YourPancit]

Just started watching the 2 year old vampire videos...then a video pops up 5 mins ago for for a new vampire video. 😮

[@mattm8870]

You dont need to do the DLC map but the DLC has DLC like the upgrade boxes on the map making it way easier to unlock the new stuff.

[@pittviper2243]

so glad hes back at it again with the vampires survivors !! some of his best commentary... winners win !!!

[@themagicman6078]

Bro really didn't recognize the main guys from Contra. Sad day for gamers.

[@onurhanonur450]

I never thought a new vampire survivors video would come, I've been researching the old ones over and over. What a treat.

[@deathraven1380]

At 41 timer of this video. That alien is from Super Contra 3 boss. LOL. Which is also own by Konami. I can't believe the easteregg he put for the DLC.

[@Madj3llyfish]

The soundtrack reminds me of Rise of The Triad - "Going down the fast way". Thank you Civvie for the knowledge.

[@FlyfishermanMike]

Ludicrous gibs!

[@sorenlampe951]

i think we all freaked out about the 2 years is because asmon played Halls of Torment last year. the games are very similar.

[@tyrgannusgaming6657]

Vampire Survivors power creep is real, true, but remember that you very much can change what powers you have activated to customize difficulty. This is still a very well made game

[@DJRiyzen]

Was watching his first playthrough, when my 3rd daughter was born. Helped with the sleepness nights

[@Estmaraver]

"I go with the guns every time". In case you guys forgot that Asmon was Texan.

[@Spamkromite]

With that being said, will Asmon play Contra with Mc? 👀 These guys needs to play some co-op or 2player games for the good old days.

[@nai3346]

He's played Cuphead, but not Contra. Fake gamer detected.

[@goawayimbaitin1278]

This game was my intro to Asmongold what a short 2 years lol

[@ŁukaszŻach-m6y]

Lol is that Contra? This music and pickups are awesome.

[@Poneglyph]

Bros going INSANE when that bgm hits in the beginning. This composer is an actual god

[@leah73574]

I can't believe it's been 2 years already

[@nick_the_padbreaker]

I'm a simple man: I see Garlic on the thumbnail and click on it.

[@Cirkelo]

just picked this up randomly on switch last month cuz bored. I am surprisingly amused and entertained by it. It is so simple, yet so random and fun.

[@gen_angry]

43:50 the guns are good but some of the new evolutions literally turn you into a god.

[@NoRAdAlphaMoo]

It blows my mind that Asmon LOVES spinach, duplicator, and candelabrador, but HATES the weapons they evolve

[@alexisrivera200xable]

Honest question: Did you ever play the original NES era Contra? I had it when I was like 6 years old so this is giving me a ton of nostalgia! The map is a clever mix of both the first stage from the NES and bits from the SNES era version. The remixed cover songs are on point too.

[@javik-dz5nt]

literally everyone in the comments talking about how fast time flies by lmao 😭

[@thatsdoink9734]

And everyone saying “it’s only been six months!” It’s pretty prevalent that these viewers have a hard time being their own person.

[@javik-dz5nt]

@@thatsdoink9734 fr tho

[@DogEye69]

My god... The nostalgia just hit me like crazy

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

My first exposure to Asmon wast Depp trial and Vampire Survivor. Got big into it before all the extra stuff and have put a ton of homies onto it.

[@JJpowerXx]

Can’t wait till he finally plays risk of rain 2

[@SirZipper]

And Hades 1&2... poor guy has too long of list of games to play lmaooo

[@Sam-jp1lr]

Something is going on guys idk what whichever streamer old vod i watch they suddenly after a long time play that game ( happend with xqc , moist , and 2 Pokemon stremers , alphrad and now asmon) I was watching the 3rd vampire survivors vid rn

[@sanosukesagara6104]

Let's test how good your powers truly are, go and watch asmon's FFXIV playthrough, if your powers are real I will send you a gift. Good Luck.

[@Sam-jp1lr]

@@sanosukesagara6104 will try idk if it work again didn't work when i watched Tyler1 fall guys

[@sorenrousseau]

​@@sanosukesagara6104 lolol

[@NefariousTV]

It's garlic time boyos!

[@GilgameshGDLK]

It's Gojo with 1 eye missing. He'll be the Kakashi moment (having 1 eye covered, if you get the reference). Gojover for Fraudkuna.

[@deucemcallister13]

that bitrate really tanked. wild to see that happening lol

[@unicornsenpoi8341]

Truly a Video Quality Survival

[@Auzz2717]

That is crazy, it doesn't feel that long ago..

[@dragonshy]

holy shit it changed his life

[@mdem5059]

Asmonbold > I don't see the boss me > mate .. I don't see ANYTHING .. o.o

[@MasterJack2]

so if you get the 2 guns and the 2 birds upgraded you become God's god?

[@Vectorbro]

1:31:12 and weapons

[@zharklm]

Launch with steam option of "Play with GPU lag fix" to resolve streaming problems.

[@askel6498]

People in the comments bragging about VS beeing 2 years old? Do you remember FF7:Remake, or Ghost of Tsushima? That has been 4 years now! *manical laughter* We are just dust in the wind, guys! ...just dust in the wind...

[@andrewkelley3434]

The character Bill Rizer is a reference to Aliens. He looks like a Colonial Marine and gets his name from Bill (Paxton) and (Paul) Rizer.

[@nukes1790]

I feel they stole some of there design from contra with the powerups.

[@adampolyak7418]

Remembering as it happened 3-4 months ago could be because of: A.) You rewatched these videos so you actively kept the memory in your mind or B.) They were so memorable that you never actually forgot And yeah, can be because nothing memorable happened in your life in the past 2 years but I'm gonna be naive here and assume that this is not the case xd

[@withy1489]

Ok, I have to admit - after seeing how you defeated the normal mode of this map I am so glad that I unlocked the inverse mode. Becaue deeating this map with weapons with zero synergy, wrong arcanas and also increased curse is telling me how normal mode is for kids. And btw: guns are nowehre near the best weapoms iin the game. It all depends on powerups but probably Ophion or Infinite Corridor. Phieragi is great but with new DLCs I would not even put it into top 20.

[@jacksteal4792]

I was literally just looking for this live stream!! Edit: Perfect timing guys!

[@dannyboylan5926]

Asmon's life completely changed 2 years ago! And multiple times after that as well...but who's counting. Time flies boys.

[@justinfocker]

Ambrojoe throwing random furniture as the main attack is hilarious and satisfying

[@lazyxeno9404]

It's good to be home again, from I know this game makes him popular on YT not just wow viewers.

[@millieplaint4087]

I literally just finished watching his old vampire survivor videos yesterday lol feels like he put these out for me 😂

[@brosephstinson1297]

I dont understand why they still haven't included aiming into a direction you aren't facing. Holocure has this feature and it makes directional weapons SO much better to use. Just impplement it man.

[@alexzin1]

This game is insanly good i hope they make DLCs for it forever

[@creepyloner1979]

"bro i NEED these upgrades." **leaves most of the gems that allow him to upgrade on the ground and refuses to get attractorb**

[@Catalin-Stefan]

1:12:31 when my drunk uncle shows me that he knows how to put different wallpapers for the home screen and lock screen on his phone

[@StygianStyx]

2 years is insane.. your playthrough is what convinced me to get the game lol 212 hours total playtime so far.

[@gambo302]

my favorite part of these videos is when he maxes out everything and transforms into an oil painting

[@jondiaz3329]

Great to see that Vampire Survivors is still changing Asmon's life to this day.

[@Aindok]

this music is like Contra music and the R and the flying power ups are the same as well as the bridge design lol

[@JesseCFG]

Why is Poe sending out knockback pulses? My Poe has never done that.

[@grandam67yt24]

That's likely an arcana effect you're talking about, the healing arcana sends out damaging pulses whenever your character heals.

[@JesseCFG]

@@grandam67yt24 That seems to be what's happening. I've never tried that arcana before and had no idea it did knockback like that.

[@oddeda]

Wow, they way he ignored candle, when it's literally the best thing he could have taken 99% of the time! Can't you see it makes all your weapons way bigger and hit way more enemies??

[@jaredtambala3429]

The Adventures of the GARLIC GOD are what got me watching Asmon in the first place! Love to see it.

[@Brian2]

Leda, aka ballsack, can glitch since update. You need to refind them from the bottom of the tower again or use their cheat code.