I Hosted a "Cringe Prevention Hotline"

[@mem9959]

Looks like a math teacher honestly

[@Aidswayz]

I was thinking more of a registered sex offender but yours works too haha

[@flyingcatoflol4507]

i cant unsee it lmao

[@illford]

Never realised my maths teacher kinda got the same drip, glasses, shirt, tie all similar

[@violettjordan7404]

Looks like my online learning teacher 😮‍💨

[@markvieyra9950]

My math teacher literally wore plaid shirts like this. He was pretty cool. Had a piano and so he like me and the other music kids just a little bit more.

[@geoshmeo1900]

This was probably one of the best streams I ever watched live. The concept was awesome and Coney's commentary was as top quality as it usually is. Can't wait for the next round of Cringe Confessional

[@dannycarr1779]

It’s oddly really comforting to hear that other people also thought everyone in highschool was trying to trick and make fun of me

[@bonoshii]

I still think about all the life experiences I missed out on if I didn’t have this mentality damn

[@WaddleDee105]

Yeah, I definitely thought that a lot as a kid. I think a lot of people who were "the unpopular kid" had that fear.

[@dontgetgrabbed]

Mal is the ultimate Sigma, just yelling at her object of desire and they submit instantly. Common Mal W

[@petebumble6224]

The jump rope one has a lot of tropes that actual nightmares have: the protagonist is forced to do a task in front of a lot of people, it took place at school, and the protagonist is (almost) in their underwear.

[@gabrielabrera9966]

I think my favorite part is at 9:19 where someone in chat openly admits that their story is being shared. Everyone was free to remain anonymous but this guy/girl just exposed themselves to chat. True bravery!

[@DoMorrMusic]

they said it at 3:51 too

[@Aidswayz]

This stream was a roller coaster of emotions, going from literal shit stories and poop boy, to sigma male rejects, to someone actually stealing a fucking dog. This was great and I can’t wait for the next one!

[@VVheeli]

Bro the dog-napping story went from “funny high moments” to “we’re watching a crime” in a span of 12 words.

[@Aidswayz]

@@VVheeli I actually was speechless during it, and fucking terrified for the dog too

[@fan.of.nintendo]

spoilers

[@tumultoustortellini]

is there any way I could watch it in full?

[@leeshapon]

@@tumultoustortellini www.twitch.tv/videos/1475270767

[@Pergzzz]

The best part about this stream was the community vibe that made it so fun to watch. Everyone in chat was coming together to tell their most embarrassing stories, sure we made fun of some of them because they were funny, but seeing over 2k+ people talk about embarrassing moments was just hype as hell. Everyone is awkward at some point in their lives, and this was a good way of finding a positive moment out of our cringiest moments with other anonymous people.

[@giabbymarx7428]

BIG A

[@DoMorrMusic]

@Pergzzz

[@lval7778]

Man i wish i caught this live! If only coney made a youtube community post!

[@heyyou8714]

Ay you kinda spitting fax

[@leeshapon]

it was on his twitter

[@fungusphil1263]

👀

[@youmeltube]

*CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 1* 0:56 - Viewer teaches their Civics class about white people slurs 2:10 - Speed shit before church 3:36 - Why is brown your favorite color? 5:19 - 97 years old? You're almost dead! 6:10 - Blacklisted by every YMCA in New York 7:13 - Piledriving my plush duck 8:04 - Steps in dog poop + has one rude interaction = entire friendship ruined 9:19 - Kids playing Vampires 10:43 - Dodgeball made me shit myself 12:12 - Legally Blonde gone wild 14:14 - Ichirin no Hana from BLEACH 15:55 - Free Ice Cream samples! 17:13 - Crush says "We could've slept together!" 18:12 - Halloween visit from the one-armed girl 19:37 - Popular girl hug ambush [ 20:54 ] - Coney thought Angela was setting him up 21:49 - Chatter wants to do a Lets Play (featuring Atrioc!)

[@ChristopherMoom]

you're a saint for doing this, I've rewatched every Cringe Confessional video multiple times, and this'll definitely be a nice addition to my rewatching, good luck getting through the rest of the series

[@youmeltube]

@@ChristopherMoom Thank you so much for reminding my ADHD ridden ass that I was doing this LOL Also do I recognize you from the SiIvaGunner comments section?? Good ass taste if so lol o7

[@ChristopherMoom]

@@youmeltube Yeah that's me haha 👋

[@terrortaste6389]

Coney looks like he bought his drip for this series at a Spirit Halloween. It's like an actual costume.

[@ngcf4238]

The outfit is cringe

[@owenicewater9704]

@@ngcf4238 if by cringe you mean epic than absolutely

[@ShadowChaosKrystal]

I get second hand embarrassment so easy, I legit can't finish this video lol

[@alexdavidson7498]

11:03 some of us don’t have laser focus like you do. Some of spend 4+ minutes every morning brushing our teeth, because we get distracted.

[@Idranim]

The story of the guy eating the ice cream had me holding in laughter since I was sitting next to my mom in a car and I felt like I was going to pop a blood vessel

[@joelnub9547]

man, the " i thought every time a girl showed interest in me, it was a trap" really just described my entire experience growing up

[@OverZeelous]

19:37 really just reminds me of my entire high school years. I was an anti-social recluse for most of my time and was just trying to get by, but for the entire 4 years, one of the school cheerleaders called "Winter" started to come onto me a bit, calling me her boyfriend and such. This was confusing to me because she hang out with a lot of other boys and seemed more acquainted with them than me, and the only time we'd ever speak, the conversations would be heavily one sided on her part. Then on the last day of junior year she kissed me on the cheek and popped the question officially. I turned her down because even though I did find her attractive, I did not believe our relationship would be very long lasting. The entire first half of my senior year she insisted on romantic gestures and gifts. Then when the lockdowns started, she'd try to strike up a conversation with me through the school email system, and they'd never go anywhere. To this day, I'm still not sure if she was actually into me.

[@lunasperidot8760]

I'll make it easy for you. She was

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Never trust a woman named after a season

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@matthewbartlett3442 “AJR would like to know your location”

[@HoldenDude123]

5:48 When I was younger I knew that there were age requirements on roller coasters. For some reason I thought that the Indiana Jones Disney ride had an age requirement of being elderly cuz I thought the boulder was real and that people could die on it

[@Playtonto]

I laughed so hard during this stream it started hurting, I pray these remain popular so there are cringe confessionals for a long time

[@moldingthegalaxy]

Praying to high heaven that this vid pops off so we can get more CC streams

[@dvdmoreno2010]

WHAT AN AMAZING CONCEPT FROM CONEY!!!! I JUST DISCOVERED THIS TODAY AND IM WATCHING ALL CRINGE CONFESSIONS!!!

[@oramulk5901]

One of the best streams I have ever seen on twitch. Critics are saying this is the most innovative twitch stream in years.

[@pkkevin11]

If you know what bleach op he's talking about that story is like 10 times funnier. If you're wondering, at some point in the song the singer goes full heavy metal and screams like two English sentences

[@im_Spade_]

The fucking"eating the ice cream like a deer" is absolutely great lmaooooooooo

[@-feonix48-47]

Man Coney you really nailed the vibe on this, super nostalgic while also being relevant and funny, love this stuff!

[@Bonecrusher1022]

This is great lmao haven't laughed this hard in a while. 19:37 I had a similar thing happen to me in in high school lol Went to the library during study hall and was just chilling reading Guinness book of world record or something, and a cute girl randomly comes over and hugs me. I kinda just like half hugged back and didn't say anything and saw her keep looking over at me from across the room with whoever she was with. Definitely felt like one of those "hey I've seen this before" moments. Didn't do anything awkward and never brought it up even though I'm pretty sure we had classes together at some point.

[@pooboisharti]

"Maybe you're ungodly ugly and shouldn't go outside" -Coney, 2022

[@heartman194]

Absolutely loved the stream. It reminded me a lot of something french streamer benzaie used to do called "Radio libre" where he brought random people to talk about their embarrassing sex stories. It was basically this but "dirtier" I guess. Anyway loved it cant wait for more

[@NonRandomUser]

At 19:24, right as Coney says, "The one-armed witch isn't going to see this (cringe segment)", the screen glitches out very briefly and my headcanon is that the witch cast a hex on the stream at that very moment.

[@F3RAL3NTITY]

2:30 bruh that is the most barbaric sh*t I’ve ever heard I can’t stop laughing

[@guspauline7460]

I always thought Coney would be a great therapist or psychologist, he's very empathetic, aware and open-minded, but then he hits me with THIS 18:01

[@mastermonkey2472]

Brilliant idea brilliant execution. Great segment Coney

[@SolsticeDan]

Easily one of my favorite streams to watch live. I'm looking forward to more of these.

[@Totomeister]

This is my new favourite CONEY video. I want more of these

[@SpinyAlex]

This is seriously one of your best videos ever. It's such a fun idea and your delivery was charming as always. Great job Coney!

[@alexevaldez]

I cant believe a stream segment just help boost peoples confidence not just those who wrote it but everyone whos listening in. Cause I know I had closure on my cringe stories thanks to this. Good job Coney. :D Cant wait for more.

[@ScorchingSethi]

I’m reading to kill a mockingbird in my English class rn and I can confirm it’s one of the most awkward things you’ve ever read

[@supercamario8441]

21:48 This is me when I play games.

[@theaa47]

The real cringe is not watching Coney the moment a new video drops

[@TentaCole]

TRUEING

[@theaa47]

@@TentaCole thank you fellow purple octoling pfp

[@PeppySweetheart]

13:30-13:46 Coney lookin like Mr. Negative out here. That was a fast switch

[@krakhen4041]

" oh no..." Then proceeded to chuckle at a one armed girl... Lmfao I'm dead

[@zattis]

Useless fun fact of the day: Coney’s comment at 7:49 is only partially true. The piledriver is specifically banned in WWE only, while other wrestling companies outside of WWE permit it.

[@ONLY_RR7]

It’s only banned when they want it to be lol. Bad Bunny pulled out a Canadian destroyer at Wrestlemania a couple years ago

[@insertcolorherehawk3761]

@@ONLY_RR7 CDs aren't piledrivers

[@insertcolorherehawk3761]

Some state Athletic Commissions have them restricted (see: Louisiana), and yes, they still sanction wrestling (see: AEW and their fine from Maryland's)

[@pepepillo4653]

I mean this video is great but all the little commentary on the stream that didn't make it here was also great and the most fun part for me. For the people that only watch the youtube i really recomend to watch the streams

[@jomart1121]

I did theatre musicals…but wait, there’s more. Lol

[@honorableintent]

20:56 Big same. I had a bunch of girls all write on the back of my notebooks I brought with to class (I would write in them, sci-fi or fantasy stuff), and so I tore every single back off of the notebooks and tossed them. I don't even remember what they wrote, but I remember feeling absolutely miserable.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

yoo, we just wrapped up our production of legally blonde like 2 months ago, that goes hard asfuck! I'm happy only girls did the jumprope song tho, that looked stressful! Also, coney, you just called Musicals cringe like 2 weeks ago, you contradict yourself so much man, I can't wait for your xenoblade 2 let's play!

[@IronBlaze77]

Is that “Concentration” from _Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec_ I’m hearing at 17:15? That track’s fantastic.

[@mario101395]

holy shit the theater musicals and then "but wait, there's more" is killing me lmao

[@carkol3227]

20:30 Yea similair shit happened to me and she even asked me out, rejected her frame 1, was defenitley the right move.

[@thatoneguy9582]

5:51 i distinctly remember when i was like 6/7/whatever i thought everyone except for me was a robot or some shit because i could only see out of my eyes and not theirs

[@amongus-gc5fj]

genuinely your best idea yet

[@doonards]

I love this stream idea and think it’s very funny that Coney posted this during mental health awareness month

[@markvieyra9950]

Goated idea. Always pushing and evolving. That’s my streamer

[@bananaBread16]

18:30 Ok but smarties are amazing. Nevermind just remembered people in my old school used to snort them

[@yellowstalk6653]

I relate to the girl meeting the old lady in the cinema. One time as a kid I was dressed as the Grim Reaper for halloween and I told one of my elderly neighbours that I'd see them soon in a threatening voice.

[@whimsicott5140]

This was a legendary stream. Keep up the great content man!

[@alexdavis665]

Damn, this format has so much potential

[@LeftBootT]

great presentation on this stream btw, coney i love the weird informercial like font choice and the slightly wibbly overlay (idk the overlay looks like its being projected by scanlines). very enjoyable and nice shirt btw

[@violettjordan7404]

19:11 Potion calls for eye of newt, fig ear and arm of small child

[@mileshadley42]

This was one of the funniest streams I’ve ever watched. Great shit Coney 👏

[@bonoshii]

Best content and had to watch the VOD the whole way through, funniest stream ever

[@ZackAttackYouTube]

i really enjoy this kind of content, the commentary adds so well

[@laogon09]

Plot twist: the one-armed witch had two arms and was just very committed to her very specific costume

[@camronh14]

The greatest cringe confessional series of all time

[@LooseCo]

This is a great segment. I unironically spit out the water I was drinking when the message about being banned from every YMCA in the area popped up

[@christiancanada4772]

The one-armed witch had my abdomin cramping up from laughing. Holy shit

[@erasedkarma]

I had that dare thing happen to me and some random more on the popular side girl asked me out to prom. I acted ignorantly because I didn't want to go to prom with another group other than my friends and I never liked the popular kids. Shit is annoying when it happens to you and there is no real way to get out without a little embarrassment. It was a little cringe at the time but there was no real way to dodge the situation.

[@AlexMitchell12]

Saw this on Twitter and checked out the VOD Was not disappointed

[@JadenSmithEyes]

"This is Atrioc" -- had me crying

[@Shradow]

This was an excellent bit, I can't wait until the next one!

[@AlexCrabbymass]

Life guard instructor here: you have to check the pulse between 7 and 10 sec so the person shouldve passed

[@perriwinkleiii5361]

If you want this but better and more plentiful, WATCH THE STREAMS! 🙂

[@smashbother5684]

Is "poop boy" worse than "short smug man?"

[@FeeshUnofficial]

No Coney I just did my laundry. I don't have any dirty laundry!

[@Hidreomo]

This feels like an 80’s show my grandma used to watch

[@TentaCole]

This is a really cool concept; can’t wait to see more! 👍

[@JazzyDK5000]

20:44 MY MAN AVOID THE TRAP YESSIR

[@john4786]

The biggest hint ever one reminded me of smthn. I was at shaky knees which is a festival in atlanta. Mac demarco was playing my kind of woman and some girl I was talking to leaned to me and told me she’d always wanted to dance to the song. Do I lean over and offer to dance? Do I make a move? No. I tell her me too then continue to bop my head to the song

[@fedorastudios9691]

19:47 is a sigma male, giga chad, and mega pog.

[@piik2896]

This was great! Please do this again

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

I rarely laugh watching most stuff on KZbin, but that ice cream story had me for a good half minute.

[@brucemyers1121]

Listen, this is perfect. I love how stupid these stories are and how they are strangely hilarious.

[@jukes4499]

When the guy told the story of not having sex with the girl during the movie I was like "damn I've done that" and right after Connery had my back with the "who hasn't done that"

[@Valk2003]

Fun fact coney, the piledriver is only banned in WWE

[@sickiguana01]

This is by far the best content so far, and there are some bangers out there

[@prseton9256]

17:48 Totally raising my hand here.

[@penguinan]

Great video! I bursted up laughing multiple times, i hope to catch the stream next time:)

[@HaganConnell]

i wish they had left in more of Coney laughing at the ice cream story

[@Slyith444]

I kinda like this format for every so often

[@beegmacc]

So mad I missed this stream, been trying to catch up with the VOD on breaks during work

[@kidd3405]

Coney looks like he’s about to pull up to a math competition

[@jackgoodkin2267]

I mean when he mentioned to kill a mockingbird, the point of the book is to make people uncomfortable

[@AnthonySilva35]

6:05 I THOUGHT THAT TOOO WHAT THE HELL??? I really thought they just got ppl who wanted to kill them selfs and just slaughtered people lol

[@Thatdudejosh9]

I just realized the “poop boy” story calls the dad a she lol

[@ReapinAndSowin]

Catching this stream live was so great

[@DreballinArts]

I was wondering why this thumbnail seemed so strange, but now at the end of the video I realize...the glasses make Coney look like that Pokechallenges guy or whatever

[@arena_sniper7869]

Nothing could ever top the first story in the amount of raw cringe.

[@generousgeoffrey]

You continue to prove you can make content at any moment with any subject matter

[@Lanman106]

I assume the editors pick the music. Nice choice with the Gran Turismo music Quinn!

[@5darkelves994]

I have a friend who hates cringing he's gonna hate me when I tie him to a chair and force him to watch this video

[@chrisbrosnan8597]

Gotta comment for that algorithm boost ✊🐸