I Introduced My New Girlfriend To My Wife Because I Feel Like It's Time r/Relationships

[@Ospyro3em]

Hears first story's title- "wait, what?!" Hears story- "awww that's wholesome!" Hears second story's title- "wait, what?!" Hears story and updates- "what, what, WHAT?!"

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

Bonus points if you said what what what?! In Sheila broflofskis voice.

[@oliverspencer2411]

The whiplash from the first story to the second one nearmy broke me

[@blair2743]

Erase the word "nearly" from that and you've got my reaction.

[@oliverspencer2411]

@@blair2743 thank you for forgiving the typo i like the markee heart

[@nothintoreadhere6168]

I never lost my smile so fast

[@bluexwings]

"Nearly"? Dude, I think it did. 😂

[@itslethal4050]

Oh you too

[@Logitah]

Considering all the horrifying stories where jealous new spouses destroy photographs and other memorabilia, the first story makes my heart soar! Passed loved ones never go away entirely! 🥰

[@alsatful]

I am not crying ! its allergies

[@4NeonFun]

Not crying, my eyes are just leaking.. ...darnit onion ninjas!

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

Damn, I’m still traumatized from the story where the new gf lost it over the ring with the dead wife’s ashes. It's nice seeing people respect the memory of their partner's deceased spouse.

[@Mari-mi7qd]

o yes I hate those kind of ppl truly horrible destroying a dead person's memory

[@MiraTheWarlock]

Aw this story's so pure and wholesome ....there's a real f***ed up story coming isn't there, Markee? Edit: What in the ever loving Game of Thrones Sigmund Freud Oedipus complex hell is this?! Edit: It's amazing that revealing the incest was fake, didn't stop me from thinking of him as beneath a cockroach

[@KE-hr4sb]

Don't say roach...! Aw, dammit. Now I'm going to have nightmares of Ogtha.

[@oindrilaroychoudhuri273]

@@KE-hr4sb my dear ogatha🤣🤣🤣

[@Togishungry]

Hahaha I laughed out loud from the edit

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

Cockroaches at least serve an important role in the ecosystem they are part of. Ex bf is just a waste of air.

[@poohbear4515]

I’ve heard so many stories on Reddit that when I read the title of the video, I honestly thought OP was having an affair and decided to introduce his gf/mistress to his wife just to rub it in. I’m glad I was wrong and this was a sad, yet wholesome story. Ps, glad to see you back, Markee!

[@justaperson4656]

I thought it was a poly relationship

[@immapotato1]

@@justaperson4656 or at least an open one lol. the surprise was appreciated though

[@nyxspiritsong5557]

That second story is right up there with "mom and dad role-playing as their daughter" in terms of completely messed up..... Holy. Crap. Dude need some serious help.

[@dannyells]

First story: I literally cried from joy and love. How sweet. Marry your girlfriend. She’s a keeper.

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

The absurd polarity between the first post and second post gave me whiplash. Why these two stories, why put them together? This whole video is a violent roller coaster, starting with such a sus title to one of the most wholesome stories I’ve ever read on Reddit with its equally as wholesome update, followed by a chilling second post that got even more eldritch until it quickly nosedived, ultimately ending up being so unhinged and icky. Like, what the fuck?

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

Mega susssssss!!!!!

[@marybean2231]

Maybe if he swapped the order it would start on a low note and end on a wholesome high note and be more palletable?

[@immapotato1]

@@marybean2231 I don't think anyone would be in the mood for a second story after reading story 2

[@PlasticBluVentRabbit]

Title had us in the first half, not gonna lie Edit: STORY 2. DID THIS BRUH REALLY TRY TO USE INCEST AS A COVER FOR CHEATING. WHAT

[@nyxspiritsong5557]

No kidding......I did a double take and almost choked on my coffee

[@kimsvisualdiary]

I know right?! Like clickbait galore! 😂

[@pk.002]

That title is clickbait at its finest

[@PlasticBluVentRabbit]

I’m just glad the first one is so wholesome cuz number 2 really goes off the rails

[@sgm8265]

@@pk.002 But it did deliver. Yikes!

[@rsmith6425]

The absolute whiplash between the first story and the second, good lord

[@pauldavisjr.3284]

To the second op. Sorry you had to go through that shit show. Her ex's dad should beat the crap out of his son for besmirching his deceased wife's name.

[@tuxedopenguin8953]

NO! HIS DAD NEEDS TO SEND HIM AWAY TO GET HELP! HIS SON IS MESSED UP!!! 😨😨😨

[@weller_8697]

Story 2...Holy Fuck? The guy is a complete nut. SO glad O.P is getting away form that psycho!!

[@rinpaisys]

Boy, you know something is wrong with the world when you hear story 2 and have a moment of like “oh thank god it wasn’t actually in**st”

[@zenandengcawini2591]

The heartwarming story 1 that gave me hope about humanity, to the absolute horror that is story 2 it kept getting worse just when you thought you've heard it all boom another bombshell 😯

[@quartzskull8772]

Why just fucking why, we get all teary eyed and heart warmed by the first one and the second one just shattered everything

[@browhattheactualfu-2659]

Nah story 2 is something else that plot twist hit me so mfing hard 😨

[@dre1978]

Holy fck the 2nd story. Went from abuse and incest to just regular cheating to "this man is fcking insane" in a manner of seconds. haven't had this many mixed emotions since middle school jesus

[@streamerssaymyname]

Honestly glad it wasn't abuse.

[@dre1978]

@@streamerssaymyname same. Also glad OP got out right away. Imagine if she never spoke to the dad first

[@magnarcreed3801]

The mother raped him.

[@Voodoomaria]

I've read/heard so many stories with a headline like this one, and I think NATURALLY expected a juicy story of lust, betrayal, and adultery. WTF is THIS SH*T!?!? But seriously, It's actually refreshing to hear a story about A family so deeply in love, and sharing everything with one another.

[@bricksloth6920]

Wow. Title story almost touched my small black heart. It's nice to hear about these wholesome love stories

[@robertwesley7332]

Story 2: 💖💞🖤

[@BonazaiGirl]

The sheer contrast from the first story and the second story is such whiplash that I thought my was neck snapped by Agent 47 himself.

[@Germania72]

I was so happy hearing the first story until I was slapped in the face with the darkness of the second one.

[@Ars-Nova258]

Me: (Currently playing a father and daughter duo in a video game) Markee: Our next story is about a boyfriend cheating on his girlfriend with *his* own mother. Me: The timing. It almost physically hurts.

[@hismom5600]

Right? I literally went from "Aw, I wish them all of the happiness..." to "WAIT WHAT?!?!?" 😄

[@Ars-Nova258]

@Rowan Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes actually.

[@MsAquamonkey]

I went from all smiles from the first story to WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK from the second...

[@cnow82]

Humanity was redeemed for a brief moment. Then showed humanity is Fed

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

He had me floored with that title😅 it was such a sweet story. You love to see two mature adults who respect and love each other.

[@Rhaenarys]

Seriously! I expected some good, drama filled story...and I got brought to tears instead! Happy for OP that he gets a second chance! Beautiful story!

[@ACAB.forcutie]

This is so beautiful, I always had multiple parents and parental figures in my life, I always knew you could have more than just a mom and dad. Family is who is there for you, you can have two moms and a dad and love all of them equally ❤️

[@kreuger2062]

*Story two title comes up* Me: what.......the........FUCK

[@espio329]

the title of the second story alone would make Oedipus blush.

[@halfbearhalfneedle]

The titles of these stories are.. intriguing

[@secret3957]

I love it when you say: "and now on to the update" as some youtubers do not wait for updates and leave us just hanging with unfinished stories. Thanks Markee.

[@AllistorMichelle]

story 2: he was groomed by his own mother at 13. he needs therapy before he can have a healthy real relationship oh damn nvm

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

L helped OP refall back in love with love and life. Plus the way she helped your children get ready and helped them get bouquets...she's the one. I'd like to think that the soul of OP's wife helped guide him to L, knowing L would be perfect for the family until they all meet again. I have this idea of the wife and L hugging it out in the great beyond and becoming best friends.

[@Rabdom50]

That title on video for the first story had me saying what so many times, Macklemore is stopping by later to take me thrift shopping. Glad to know it wasn't what the title suggested.

[@Mglay556]

Story 1: awwww there is hope for Reddit 😌 Story 2: never fucking mind

[@mindyschocolate]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyriacarica5862]

The first story had me looking for the ninja cutting onions possibly hiding in our closets.

[@shootingcomet082]

Story 1: The title is misleading in the best of ways. So glad to see someone post, not to share a problem, but a story of joy and happiness.

[@songb1rd333]

That thumbnail had me thinking oh no not another dumpster fire!!! Had me crying instead. 😭😭😭

[@heenagidwani3696]

Ops ex-bf has no respect for his mom. Why is op even trying to talk to so many people? How will such a disgusting person be a good partner because he is definitely a crappy son

[@WabbitHunter68]

He sounds like he has a serious personality disorder. A lot of narcissists and psychopaths don't tend to either think things through or believe their lies will be found out. It looked to me like he was trying to gaslight the OP with added victimhood.

[@carolinejohnson1022]

Really went from “awww this is so wholesome” to “wtf?!??” faster than I thought possible

[@396375a]

Geez, didn't see that coming!!! What a powerful, and yet heartfelt story.

[@champslim]

Story 2: THAT WAS HIS EXCUSE!!!!???? WHAT????!!!

[@Pastel_Dreams]

That 2nd story is going to be yet another infamous reddit story that will plauge was permanently in the back of our subconscious 🤢🤮

[@lauraprochaska8521]

The first story was what I needed to hear right now❤️❤️

[@TessuDraws]

Great to have you back, Markee!

[@goreslashdow3813]

First story:"Awww, today's a wonderful day to have ears." Second story:"AAAGAGHHHHHH!!! TODAY'S A HORRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EARS!!!" Edit:Well that's... marginally better. He's a piece of shit though.

[@brittneynichols149]

the first story was so sweet

[@kateemma22]

OP1 thinks he's 'lucky' but we make our own luck - he radiates kindness, strength, and love so he gets it back. Simple as that.

[@D-me-dream-smp]

Excellent comment and I believe you are right - if you try and approach life with the right attitude/mindset and treat people with respect and compassion then you hopefully will receive it back.

[@MsAquamonkey]

Aw, bless! The first story is perfect! Made my heart warm.

[@grizbear4115]

Excuse me?! "I'm a widow..." Oh ok

[@star.set76]

What a riveting, dramatic episode. Bravo!

[@dawnstone4424]

Wow. My allergies must be horrible today. Only way to explain these tears during that first OPs story😂

[@toritoya5460]

Yes! You live! Welcome back

[@astronautviolet153]

story : 2 Op need to broke up, go to therapy and also get a STD tested. her change numbers and block him everywhere he literally was cheating on OP.

[@Rjeda30]

What an absolutely beautiful tragic sad yet hopeful story. Your girlfriend is a lucky woman and so was your former wife. You and your kids have the best taking care of you and respecting their moms memory. My face is weirdly leaking listening to this. Good luck to you all.

[@drkatbun8566]

“Today my wife met my girlfriend“ whaaaaat in the “I am a widow” ohhhh -------------- *what in the hell*

[@lilmisskristy5467]

Im not crying, my eyes are just cosplay8ng waterfalls

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

1st Story: Damn ninjas came in with onions again... I just can't...

[@rangeraero]

Story 1: MAAAAAAAN. I'm too used to these reddit stories, because that title had me ready for serious trashy drama, not something pure and wholesome. Story 2: There it is! There's the trashy fix I was looking for! Yeah! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[@mindyschocolate]

😂😂😂😂

[@lukejackson2354]

Story 1: That’s a sad story but mostly hopeful. Story 2: Wtf!?! Also, why did she give him a key so early in the relationship? Was she really considering taking him back.

[@theroyalbugness]

I've missed you VERY MUCH these last several months Markee!!! Good morning 💜 💜💜

[@owl7072]

Story 2: Brb choking on my food after hearing that title Edit: I am no longer hungry

[@monkeynumbernine]

Story 2: 😬 What a rollercoaster. I miss having parents to lean on.

[@pollyandfriends]

As a widow you need to marry that woman! It is so hard to find somebody to respect your love for your late wife and your children’s love for their mom. I love the part about your youngest being more excited about the dog that comes with the girlfriend lol

[@mikethompson1653]

10:08, "Accidentally"

[@yandereskitty]

.... the mother story... I need to get myself some bleach. My ears didn't need to witness that. This is beyond disgusting and gross. What the actual fuck. Oh my god this is some level of what the fuck. His mom may have groomed her own son. That's ahhhh no!! Edit: the twist is like...whiplash. what the fuck is wit that boy. He needs psychological help. Op needs to leave that insane guy and leave . What the hell.

[@MangaGirl232]

Welcome back Markee! 😀🎉

[@kirtemoon529]

The jump from Story 1 to Story 2 broke my fucking spine. Christ.

[@RexEvilDarkOverLord]

The first story touched my heart the second one well let’s just say that was a doozy 🤯

[@damien678]

a picnic at her grave!!! 😭 oh that gf is such a bright light

[@melanielawrence9757]

Great stories where have you been I missed my night time story 😪😪🥰 hope your ok great work as always

[@becauselifts9913]

Welcome back.

[@givowl2160]

I'm betting you put these two stores together on purpose just to fuck with your audience, hats off for that

[@drifter61]

Wow I’m already in tears

[@drifter61]

Also wow holy fuck the second post

[@alexw.7097]

So I've only heard the first one so far, and it's so beautiful I'm absolutely "Cutting Onions" Scared about what's gonna happen in the second story.... I may just go listen to another and come back before ruining this, lmao

[@janwojciechowski7227]

First story: damn ninja onions!

[@macylouwho1187]

Late to this story but whatever. This was a wild ride Markee 😂. It had more ups and downs than a soap opera! I cried happy tears, I felt like cheering, then I was like 2nd story OMG dude is doing his mommy? Jesus! (Insert fury emotion here that any mother would do anything so heinous). Then to utter confusion over what the dad said to the dawning realization that it had to be regular cheating under an assumed name (wtf? The name “mom” tagged on vagina pics of some random hookup chick? The potential MOMMY issues are literally breathtakingly bad on this one holy sh-t 😂). Whoever that guy is-dude needs some super intensive therapy QUICK! I’m just hoping that he put zero thought into putting his cheating partner under his mom’s title and there wasn’t some freudian undercurrent for real here 😂. God that is so nasty to think of as a possibility🤮

[@randomusername3873]

"Today I introduced my GF to my wife" Wtf "So, I'm a widower" Oh, now I see "My boyfriend is cheating on me whit his mother" WHAT

[@bigpeacepipe9741]

Was taking a drink at the end of the first story. Literal spit take at the second story title.

[@amberleeannalee1999]

Can I just say what’s up with all the “onion ninjas”. Lots of tears. Can feel the loss OP felt and his new love. She was sent by his ex to care for her family. I wish I could read more stories like this

[@jlyo1991]

Welcome back! 🎉

[@telinhajp]

Good night, Markee! Wishing you a good night sleep at your new place. おやすみ！❤️😴

[@nicolasv6031]

Me: *reads title* Wow, looks like another crazy story, time to strap in! *30 seconds later* Me: Where are those damn fruit ninjas? Stop slicing up onions!! *2nd story title appears* Me: .... well, those ninjas stopped, I guess...

[@ailinfergan]

2nd story: EXTERMINATUS! EXTERMINATUS!

[@siryanith]

story 2:, sweet home Alabama edit: that plot twist is crazy........anyways city boysss

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

Hey Markee hope your weekend was good 👍 Have a good sleep 😴 Have a great day/night everyone 👋🤗

[@bridgetking4553]

Dude the second girl better have called cps

[@GameBearCartridge]

god this first one made me fucking bawl edit: 2nd story. what the fuck 😶

[@rebeccahayward9607]

Me: MARKEE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! A WHOLESOME AND BEAUTIFUL FIRST STORY AND THEN THE CR*PSTORM THAT WAS THAT SECOND ONE AHHHH- Also me: Welcome back, Markee :)

[@LeilaLovesLattes]

title had me raising my brow

[@SerenEirian]

Thank RNGesus it wasn't what we were thinking.

[@LeilaLovesLattes]

@@SerenEirian seriously- here I thought OP had the audacity to introduce his affair partner to his wife 😭💀

[@rivertam7827]

First story got me expecting a poly family, to holy shit he's a serial killer, to aww wholesome lol

[@debc6260]

Yay! You're back!! *poorly attempts cheerleader kick*

[@debc6260]

Those two stories gave me mental whiplash.

[@ErdriedDeirdre]

Anyone else screaming internally after listening to story 2?

[@stellamccoy5259]

I don't get it. I'm going to wait to marry her but I'm asking her to move in. Really, just marry the lady. If you love someone enough to live with them, respect them enough to marry them.

[@manxiefeathermoon9888]

So a man lies about being groomed and most people ignore it. But if a woman does the same thing, she's ripped a new one. Love the double standards

[@babamoeensam7.1.14]

It's really nice to hear a story like the 1st one among all these horrible stories on reddit. Edit, story 2 Back to these crappy horrible stories🤬🤬🤬 2nd edit, what kind of horrible person accused his dead mom with such a thing?!

[@sar9998]

The title Me : 🤨

[@kbomb234]

Good God. Every turn in story 2 was a fucking left

[@OhHeyItIsNano]

With story 1, I'm with one of the children on this. Marry her so you can bring the dog home. 🤣👏

[@fallingawayfromthenorm]

I initially thought that Story 1 was going to be about a polyamorous couple at first, ope lmao.