I JUST FOUND THE WORST LOCKER

hmm

[@sulk_kid]

did i... report it???? did i.... not report it???? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 a true mystery

[@elainad6728]

6- 🗿

[@timothyjohnson5699]

The video seemed to imply the former, and there's nothing else to go on. You must've reported it. Unless you state otherwise, that is my truth.

[@sulk_kid]

@@timothyjohnson5699 it could go many ways 😳 i either cut it off right before exiting the window or i actually reported it 😳😳😳 theres like 77777 possibilities 😳😳😳

[@SoundShockOG]

Hi I'm new

[@EclipsTV]

You better not have! It took me months to make that!

[@t-bird6853]

Seems like Nintendo gave us too much power, and one person realized just HOW much power they had given us...

[@somerandomone]

exactly. mf Roblox highschool games with char editors

[@alligator64]

Just Smash stage creator

[@shoberino3898]

This is why nintendo didnt give us apartments

[@Sp3ctralI]

If you could put statues and a bed…..we all know what some people would do

[@JC_Stone]

@@Sp3ctralI someone once made an entire porn set in their basement in Animal Crossing, this does not surprise me in the slightest.

[@Sp3ctralI]

@@JC_Stone me neither lol

[@rektrakboi3127]

@@JC_Stone ok but I bet ur dad leaving you surprised you huh😊

[@itscupss]

@@rektrakboi3127 wtf what did he do to you

[@melofelo4484]

The other day harmony was selling a tripod camera and I’m horrified for the first time I see it used in a locker.

[@Devilcakes]

Is it this like... sandy tripod? I have it.

[@VoBolni317]

I use it in my locker Like imagine one long Furby and the Camera both staring at the viewer/player and I have the Furby a speech bubble It looks very funny actually and was only meant for one of my friends bc they check my locker every day for some reason

[@RestedAura2]

I got it for free during splatfest lol

[@13_cmi]

You’re kidding me. I need that camera.

[@Devilcakes]

@@13_cmi nah. It's real. And they are really specific tripods, I saw a few dudes using the exact copy while i was driving to work. (Well not exact. It was bright yellow like construction yellow.)

[@n_ov4]

i wish we just stayed with the 🗿 man

[@Ag3nt27]

Same

[@Matthew-0619]

They went too far

[@whywhywhhyy2650]

i still have a moai Locker

[@sk8rgradient]

Ikr

[@OphranArts006]

What happened to everyone just having Moai in their locker?😭

[@daqube5556]

Last time i saw one it was kissing an eel

[@comrade-vladimir]

@@daqube5556 LMFAO

[@deltafoxtrot9356]

The locker meta changed

[@SworDmen2005]

MEMES MY FRIEND

[@Clairseach1976]

I am the one who still has Moai in my locker

[@3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7]

"You could spy on people while they're... inking their Splat Zone." - Marina Ida, Splatoon 2.

[@shiningstar737]

Ii can’t believe someone actually managed to write 69 on their locker with just two none number stickers

[@pawprint1]

I angrily applaud them for it too.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

I didn't realize that that's what it was supposed to be

[@Awesome_Dawson_Films_Official]

There's a coin in Mario Maker 2 called the 69 coin. Nice.

[@thetealeo]

Those bar stickers make for great bad word fodder

[@ikedaren_29336]

i thought they were just weirdly making out oh my god??? 💀💀

[@TwiceTheKraken]

Even if it was just a phase, I really miss people filling their lockers just with stupid stuff like only moai with a gun or just a pile of splat bombs :(((

[@Kyrmana]

I still have a pile of splatbombs :D They're awesome

[@TwiceTheKraken]

@@Kyrmana awesome

[@AughOughWaugh]

I have a box of processed cheese

[@efovex922]

I have a single can of chips

[@TwiceTheKraken]

@@efovex922 respect for the can of chips

[@laiponytheawesome2475]

I originally thought that the squid was holding a gun to his head.

[@Phoeniclover06]

same

[@Authorax]

I originally thought that the thumbnail was the bottom half of loss

[@RickyRiceB]

I thought so too like it was a spouse getting revenge on their cheater

[@killeandroid98]

momento norteño

[@QuiteTheBandNerd]

Just a couple days ago I was asking myself, “Why would I ever need to report a locker?” I see why now

[@normanred9212]

Don't report anything, stop ruining people's harmless fun. You should hear what First Graders say

[@MiiPunchy]

@@normanred9212 either way, kids play the game too You know.

[@crockdog9838]

@@MiiPunchy they dont know what it is who cares

[@QuiteTheBandNerd]

@@normanred9212 Chill, never said I did report any. Haven’t even had time to play the past week and missed the splatfest :(

[@vanilla8956]

@@MiiPunchy You must be fun at parties, censoring a balloon.

[@Titanruler]

Thank god we can only have one Moai in our locker

[@grass9768]

sorry to tell you, but you can have multiple moai statues, i've seen three in a locker before

[@SuperJman1111]

@@grass9768 How do you get more, I have to know

[@Am0ri]

@@SuperJman1111 beat the campaign and you’ll find a Sheldon drone that’ll bring you duplicates of story mode items

[@harlgg]

​@@Am0ri woah what

[@SuperJman1111]

@@Am0ri Where is this drone? I’ve beat every level with every available weapon and I have no idea what you’re talking about

[@mavohq]

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT COULD NEVER HAVE BEEN THIS

[@windowpanememberrrr]

The option to have 'member' as the suffix on a title has got to be one of nintendo's biggest blunders of all time

[@HarbingerOfWAH]

..... one of my friends literally has "crusty member" as their splat tag 💀

[@bradleyogilvie8869]

One of the suffixes is “predator” and while I get that they were probably thinking about animal predators like sharks it still feels wrong

[@star_light143]

*blundre

[@windowpanememberrrr]

@@HarbingerOfWAH THATS MINE TOO!! There’s also the ‘Ink Dripping’ prefix which I briefly considered but even that feels too far

[@windowpanememberrrr]

@@HarbingerOfWAH wait a second. Your name. No way. Are you the person I met at my college’s first esports meeting last week 😟😟😟

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

I knew, I knew, as soon as I saw lockers were fully customizable, I knew someone would do something like this

[@fryingpanda9103]

it's not long until someone recreates loss in one of these lockers

[@remiel6455]

ohhh brb logging onto splatoon

[@crazyboutferrets]

I just got an idea

[@the_shinxgaming2989]

Imagine what people could do with full fledged apartments 😰

[@SDhotline]

I was on a team with you in splatzones and I was trying so hard to figure out why THICCMOIST sounded familiar

[@dirpycatkittymeowmeow9099]

,????

[@AnOriginalName500]

This mans artistic mastery is in full effect

[@Teriiiyakiii]

I wanna say “Think of the kids” but whoever made this is probably a kid themselves 💀

[@normanred9212]

Exactly, you should remember what you said as a first grader, and what they say now. Guess what. You both were dirty

[@whywhywhhyy2650]

yea

[@tristand1243]

Re read that again people. An again. Imagine, this is the world we live in, where a child will think like a grown ass adult.... sigh. Your comment hit me differently. Wish ppl would realize the damage we do.

[@Teriiiyakiii]

@@tristand1243 Kids have always been like this. Hell most of adolescence is spent thinking you’re grown and know everything but eventually realizing you don’t know squat. I’d do this exact same thing with my Barbie dolls when my parents weren’t watching lol. With the internet it may seem like it’s getting worse but it isn’t, it’s just in the public eye more often.

[@dragonfruit6532]

Just yesterday I went “Now why would I need to report someone’s locker? What could they possibly do?”

[@trash_k1ng577]

Bro didn't know lockers were public 💀

[@binarycat1237]

you didn't notice the fact that you could see all the other lockers????

[@trash_k1ng577]

@@binarycat1237 I was talking bout the guy who made the locker in the vid

[@MasterOfTruck]

theres legitimately no way to not know that. not only is your locker in the same location as everyone elses, but also when you customize it for the first time it literally gives you a big ass disclaimer that says your locker will be displayed and viewed publicly by other players. this is just one of those things you really cant feign ignorance for.

[@undercvrwtch]

Lawd, the orange one is watc.... oh nahhh

[@wormybobcat3706]

that's the reason sexually explicit content is and should always be an option.

[@marino._.]

What giving to much creativity makes:

[@Chaosity_the_artist]

sex in splatoon real no way

[@RoyalRoxia]

Nintendo: This was a mistake, adding this.

[@jaythangarza8834]

Every year, me and my siblings make gingerbread houses, and one time, my sister thought it would be a good idea to make a "Crack Whore" house, laying out the gummy bears and the icing exactly how you think she would. We were all fine with this (except for my mom), and I cherish the pictures we took of it.

[@donvitopatata]

Human creativity sometimes is a beautiful thing.

[@PathfinderfromSplatoon]

This feels like a fever dream.

[@greyghost-618]

Yeah, it's not that good cause it doesn't feature 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@MadameSomnambule]

Give a human enough creative freedom in a game and they will 100% take advantage of it in the stupidest ways. XD

[@ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004]

Took me a hot second to understand what I saw but DAMN 😂😂😂

[@BoneZonelol]

I have a word for it Fresh!

[@ST0AT]

Moai getting executed for crimes against cephalo-kind during the Great Turf War >>> whatever this is

[@justafriendlycryptid]

I was expecting loss-

[@glyphidbulkdetonator]

Are you talking about "I Ii II I,_"?

[@justafriendlycryptid]

@@glyphidbulkdetonator Yeah.

[@binarycat1237]

:̶.̶|̶:̶;̶

[@elitobin]

Highest quality splatoon 3 locker:

[@a.j.2915]

*SEE WHEN MOMMY SQUID AND A DADDY SQUID LOVE EACH OTHER VEEERRY MUCH-*

[@SacredStarlordPi]

i feel bad for little timmy right now

[@cyberneticsanity]

The fact I thought this was a Loss joke at first 😭

[@abandoned__]

the moai locker meta was far superior than this what have we become

[@nofilterneito]

The locker meta game is evolving

[@slime_creeper439]

I made my locker look like a fridge.

[@josh._.2093]

Okay that's enough internet and Splatoon for today

[@The_Lost_Subrosian]

Next locker contains the severed head of an inkling..

[@emeraldgreenz]

That cut was perfect

[@jellybiscuitbag]

This Earthbound track is perfect for this 😂

[@octangulastella]

I was wondering why you could report lockers before... now i realise

[@irkenbot]

splatoon 3 players are an interesting breed

[@justsomestickman.4300]

i saw my locker back there why the autobomb gotta assasinate moai man 😭😭

[@johnsbanana7]

why couldnt they just….decorated with sunken scrolls or something GOD

[@diamondswiss8026]

This is why we can’t have nice things

[@bw0804]

Y’all acting like this is the worst most childish thing ever but in reality you want more 😂

[@AlyCatVR]

Inb4 the next locker had one single, solitary box of tissues

[@patrickcoronado-taylor1802]

There is often a very fine line between having your own creativity and being offensive. They are just plush toys, but it is very clear which side of the fence this was on.

[@star_light143]

Its a gun

[@tikimillie]

Wholesome and innocent

[@jadenr_11]

No one can open the lockers anymore without seeing something not for your average sploon player

[@MiniCrafted-n5v]

just remember... snitches get stitches

[@amtheyes]

this video made me squawk like a bird

[@diseasedrat8813]

Ah yes an average Splatoon locker, *slurps aggressively*

[@ToniToniToniToni]

i thought that was loss in the thumbnail

[@yeehaw632]

BRO THE STICKERS I CAN'T 😭😭😭☠️☠️✋️

[@sonictheeagel7758]

Its pretty well made

[@DragonGyrl96]

Nintendo is going to wind up taking these things away at this rate.

[@ice-choco-Icecream]

The smiley faces break me

[@Nixzria]

dont worry guys its just…. the last panel of loss over and over again!

[@ZuiVeemo]

I almost thought that was loss

[@PearangeProductions]

"Dude. What is this?" "What? It's just some plushies." "Yeah, that are arranged in a VERY specific way." "...Okay, yeah, and it was intentionally made that way, I'm not gonna bullsquid my way out of this one. You have to admit that the Zapfish plushie fits WAAAAY too much with one of those mini practice bumpers, though." "Hate to admit it, but you have a point there. You should probably rearrange this before the Squidbeak Splatoon notices." "Huh? Why would it be a problem if _they_ notice?" "This place has no local law enforcement, remember? The Squidbeak Splatoon is essentially Splatsville's police force. And whenever something gets reported, they're the ones that have to deal with it." "Yeah, good point. I'll change this so they don't come running." "Good plan."

[@shinykyogre7197]

NONONONONONO, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[@gavinopolis]

I think we just found a Splatoon R34 artist…

[@unzoo]

Lockers now be like: 🤰🗿

[@kellydickinson2724]

DO NOT DISTURB THE LOCKER PRODUCTIONS

[@UltimateStarky]

I looked at the thumbnail and was like "Oh that's just loss, that's not so bad." And then I clicked and it was so much worse.

[@jaydabomb2510]

Not going to lie, this is why Splatoon 3 is so fun and interesting. 😂🤣 New entertainment and replay value lmao

[@moonieeee]

I love it.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Does anyone have normal lockers???

[@ggman.]

No

[@ashton8158]

I do ✋✋✋

[@pamelarlynn]

I do :D

[@azure4622]

Yeah

[@jaydabomb2510]

I do 😅😅

[@Sasseebee]

no yeag i saw a salmonid and zapfish doing it in a locker yesterday it really caught me off guard

[@ggman.]

This is a certified moment

[@Haydog581]

*Calls the FBI on the kid who made that locker cutely*

[@Ninblasto]

The EarthBound music was very fitting LOL

[@itamiyouji4057]

That music fits this perfectly! 🤣

[@Raloska]

HOLY FUCK I FOUND THAT EXACT LOCKER, INFACT, I AM LOOKING AT THAT LOCKER CURRENTLY ON MY SWITCH. Fuckin saw the green things and was like: wait a damn minute 😳

[@BizzarreProductions]

There's an even worse one floating around of a moai head committing suicide using the n-zap💀

[@star_light143]

no

[@Senyor_Human]

Did you know if you press y on that screen it blows up the locker, go back and do that

[@jayfr5]

my locker is extremely alterna themed

[@EndermanPierce]

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR A SINGLE THING IN THIS VIDEO

[@araserwhenthe]

Bro grinded the Sploosh just for that 💀💀💀

[@odaciousL]

Why is advertising an option there how do you advertise in a LOCKER

[@renzalwyvern9976]

At first glance, I thought this was gonna be Loss

[@-Joolia-]

The other day I saw a locker with a moai kissing a zapfish-

[@AllOfAlbus_123]

um.... thats really sus, and this is a kids game???

[@colmillodt]

They just did the "It always has been" meme, I simply love Splatoon

[@10008t]

now we need apartment to be freakier

[@ItzIzzy]

are we seriously offended by this?

[@Duckgroot]

I once found a locker with 2 cylinder bumper things that for the gods sake I cannot remember the name of, and with 1 sprinkler… I immediately shut it after

[@zackbinks9778]

R34 had an influence I see

[@oldcowbb]

well i thought it's loss, but it's worse

[@Lycas666]

thank god it was just smut, the thumbnail made me believe it was loss

[@Zee_Died]

awww they're hugging

[@fsgtvfsg8686]

Splatoon heat is now a thing. HOW LOW CAN U GO?!