Anyone who tucks their trousers into their boots who is either A) Not a solider B) Not 10 years old, is not to be taken seriously.
@whitecompany182 жыл бұрын
I can vouch for this... I'm a tucker... Don't listen to my nonsense 😂👌
@stephengile5302 жыл бұрын
Here in the states we call stupid security guards... 'Wanta be's'... i.e., people that want to be cops but can't meet the standards.
@TheGrimReaper12 жыл бұрын
Yes I would include dog section in that list personally. They have trained hard enough to get to that position and for me can tuck their trouser into their boots if they want. It can get very muddy in the field, any one else a definite no no.
@roscothesecond67222 жыл бұрын
Keeps the crap from falling out the bottom
@returntodreamcastle68102 жыл бұрын
I guarantee you would not dare say that to a skinhead. But then you would run away as soon as you saw one.. maggot!
@scooby19922 жыл бұрын
I love how DJ just carries on talking about the company whilst the security guard is having a mini breakdown about being filmed .
@alannunn2 жыл бұрын
Love this comment!!
@oldpainless3162 жыл бұрын
Getting too excited on his 8 quid a hour
@daveyber35642 жыл бұрын
@@oldpainless316 £8/ph is good considering they do f all, hence why they have 3 at the gate for a camera!....nowhere to been seen when it does kick off.... I've noticed that many of these so called security working at similar places to this or in asda, are obese and lazy or elderly trying to have something to get up for whilst earning a few quid (not aiming it at the oaps these companies employ to keep the pay as low as possible) ..... I'd love to see these "security" working a door at a busy club on a weekend....(them "bouncers" /door men and women that do work doors are nothing like years back and do a great job and earn every penny, unlike the drips at these places)
@JB-oo7cv2 жыл бұрын
That's the irony in it all 😂😂
@jackwatsonepic6262 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂🤣
@dockaos9242 жыл бұрын
There's a special place in my heart for the 1st guy I truely hope he gets the help he so desperately needs
@123kingcarp2 жыл бұрын
Leave him alone I thought it was lovely that he had his mum’s bracelet on. It’s nice to see that care in the community is working
@oddjobtriumph16352 жыл бұрын
Security Personnel ... the gift that keeps on giving
@richardjones86992 жыл бұрын
There's a reason they're one of the worst paid sectors in the economy.
@nicksmith24682 жыл бұрын
Where do they get all the idiots from
@Allgone-b4k2 жыл бұрын
Hi Mom I'm on camera, oh shit No cameras are dangerous and will steal my soul now
@MrBollocks102 жыл бұрын
If you're really sad. I'm thinking what am I doing here.
@johnroche63332 жыл бұрын
Wish I had thought of that one 👍
@staggermeister_old2 жыл бұрын
I love how you just calmly dismiss all the BS that they try to pull, it's so brilliant
@AuditRecon2 жыл бұрын
Does closing a see-through gate change how we view the site with a camera? More people scared of a camera?
@MrBollocks102 жыл бұрын
C'mon mate, you know why? You wouldn't like it either. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
@pete904ni2 жыл бұрын
@@MrBollocks10 walk away then
@MikeEves2 жыл бұрын
@@MrBollocks10 I filmed GCHQ Bude the other day, it said 'no photography' on the fence, so I filmed it to prove I could...
@MrBollocks102 жыл бұрын
@@MikeEves Well done Mike. It makes me happy to hear your happy. Keep happy Mike. ...but not at the expense of anothers happiness. ...it's a shame that some folk are happiest when torturing some other poor soul.
@A2Z1Two32 жыл бұрын
@@MrBollocks10 Your rights , are like public rights of way , if you don’t use them , and they become overgrown then people can more easily take them away. Use them or LOSE them .
@gordonscott11042 жыл бұрын
aww how sweet a company employing adults with learning difficulties as security PMSL @ these clowns
@markosmith80372 жыл бұрын
If DJ comes pointing a camera at me I'm asking for a keyring !
@DJAUDITS2 жыл бұрын
🙌🙌🙌
@annmc83922 жыл бұрын
Me too.😄 I want one now.
@DavidJohn-u1d Жыл бұрын
I think I'll ask him why he's such a cunt?
@theclotshotdidit311510 ай бұрын
Lol
@WayneGarbutt2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t realise ZZ Top had moved into security
@rupertrigsby2 жыл бұрын
Grrr you beat me to it 🤪
@thehoodfab12 жыл бұрын
And me 🙂
@rogerpattube2 жыл бұрын
He’s a sharp dressed man.
@markhamilton98342 жыл бұрын
Yep Billy Gibbons,,,👍
@myheadisajungle852 жыл бұрын
She's got legs !
@hometruthshomie86882 жыл бұрын
These Security Guards should not be permitted to dress like they are Police. Surely, this could be classed as impersonating a Police Officer? There is one who works in my local Aldi and from a distance he looks like a Police Officer. its only when you get close you can tell. However, it is misleading.
@stuartbrown82592 жыл бұрын
When the vid started, I initially thought he was police until he said he will call the police lol. I agree shouldn't be dressed like that.
@EnglishLaw2 жыл бұрын
@Bluepurgatory1 When you compare the current to the past, what you say makes a lot of sense.
@philwoollin64702 жыл бұрын
WANABEE COPPERS SAD FOCKERS
@lozziel96622 жыл бұрын
This may be partly the reason why some police forces are re-introducing more traditional uniform headgear
@sunnyinsanya22 жыл бұрын
It's ridiculous, it happens in third world countries, where companies try to make it look like they have private police forces.
@alanmayes8512 жыл бұрын
That security guard needs to hand £2-51 an hour back to his employers
@markosmith80372 жыл бұрын
backdated too ?!😆👍
@peterpiper44922 жыл бұрын
lol...that is so funny.
@alexandramassey92582 жыл бұрын
Hey, Stephen Hawkins, at least he's working. Would you rather he was on the dole. We'd all love to be on mega money like you. But unfortunately someone has to have an ordinary job.
@peterpiper44922 жыл бұрын
@@alexandramassey9258 I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, he's not saying the security guard shouldn't be working, what he is saying is that the security guard is so thick he's not worth being paid the minimum wage.
@theclotshotdidit311510 ай бұрын
😂😂
@paulraper12 жыл бұрын
I'd would love to know the logic from a "trained, SIA guard" how anyone could have a "camera in my face" when on the other side of a security gate. How can can such a scared, paranoid person as this person be employed as a security guard, it's a shame it was so sunny as he must have been petrified of all the shadows he had to deal with as well.
@stuartblack13012 жыл бұрын
All you need to have on security is a pulse
@nickcrow58272 жыл бұрын
@@stuartblack1301 I don’t think even you would be able to do it 😂
@stuartblack13012 жыл бұрын
@@nickcrow5827 the bosses dont care how scared you are, all they care about is the contract, they will put anyone on any site, on high profile sites, cameras are part of the job, you just ignore them mate
@nickcrow58272 жыл бұрын
@@stuartblack1301 all I said was I don’t think you would be able to do it…
@stuartblack13012 жыл бұрын
@@nickcrow5827 i did security for 28 years before SIA was around, btw the test is a joke and a scam, more money for the bosses
@timtam64422 жыл бұрын
There’s a reason security workers get paid £9.51 and not a penny more
@booshting35202 жыл бұрын
Overpaid
@philipharris75942 жыл бұрын
Usually can't speak English.
@paddymallory40802 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they pay them that much!
@edwardelizabethhitler50672 жыл бұрын
HOW MUCH??
@spandangle3342 жыл бұрын
i know security on £15 ph lol
@jagger1402 жыл бұрын
I work in security and it saddens me the standard of idiots who have no clue of the law. These guards should have their SIA liecence revoked.
@HumansAreShitFactories2 жыл бұрын
Your emotional response is irrelevant.
@markellis515411 ай бұрын
License
@mrfeather832 жыл бұрын
I like how wasting police time doesn’t seem to be a thing anymore
@iancasely4612 жыл бұрын
There were no police there!!
@mrrock62482 жыл бұрын
The first security goon was broken 😞 and deluded. The second was polite and professional, which is good to see.
@ivancarter75642 жыл бұрын
now he is clearly impersonating a cop , perhapes he was once a thug but was found touching things he wasnt allowed to touch like other police have been doing hence his dislike of cameras
@MikeEves2 жыл бұрын
I often think police are impersonating security guards : i.e. just as thick, scruffy, and tattooed. Police are better dancers though....
@my-king2 жыл бұрын
This was a great funny video. You caused a lot of paranoia which was hilarious.
@andrewbush37442 жыл бұрын
What a attitude that security man do not film me or I will ring the police 😂😭
@robbrandon46252 жыл бұрын
Snowflake fake filth
@mcscootie2 жыл бұрын
G.I Joe and ZZ Top, what a pair
@MontyTomm2 жыл бұрын
Apart from first security guard, reasonable and respectful interaction. Good job you had the drone to spice this one up a bit, DJ :-)
@jeffersond45052 жыл бұрын
These people actually get excited like a five year old at Christmas when they dress for work🙈🙈🤷♂️🤣🤣🤣👍
@grahambarnes81972 жыл бұрын
The security guard needs to be trained on filming in public and to stop being paranoid.
@jamiejosh962 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to do a job, earning a living. And having someone come along for no particular reason filming around, you think a normal person wouldn’t be suspicious. Maybe if the gent recording contributed to society and got a job he would feel the need to find something better to do with his spare time.
@kevh69482 жыл бұрын
@@jamiejosh96 is this your contribution to society?
@jamiejosh962 жыл бұрын
@@kevh6948 na my contribution is working, paying tax much the same as the only people actually working in the video
@stevedawg95882 жыл бұрын
@@jamiejosh96 What do you want? a medal..or a chest to pin it on...
@jamiejosh962 жыл бұрын
@@stevedawg9588 embarrassing response mate. It’s almost like u have no response
@notmenotme6142 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna report you to the police then” How did that work out for him? LOL
@ProxyMooseGaming2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic bit of probing questioning of that second guard. Trying to get him to tell you he thought you were a KZbin Auditor. So much fun letting them guess and leaving them guessing. They are going to be searching KZbin and TicTok for it now, hoping not to get an email or phone call from their superiors at Head Office.
@NotesYT2 жыл бұрын
Thanks DJ Audits, because of you my wife is gonna leave me after buying my drone! Haha great videos my dude keep it up, the best auditor on YT.
@DJAUDITS2 жыл бұрын
Have fun!
@NotesYT2 жыл бұрын
@@chxnce8437 haha too right buddy
@carllockpick61792 жыл бұрын
Lucky sod, looking on the Internet any minute.
@legobatman83532 жыл бұрын
Result
@rogerpattube2 жыл бұрын
Good she bought you a drone though.
@3DomSculpts2 жыл бұрын
Security Guard NPC doesn't realise that he is dealing with the main character on a side quest 😄
@TheHungryEquestrian2 жыл бұрын
Oh this was amazing I’m so poorly right now and I’m binging on audits and you just are making me scream with laughter.
@jsmith5082 жыл бұрын
HMRC, The writiing on the car park gave it away! If I were to have a guess, I'd say this building is full of useless PPE imported from China by friends of the Tories costing the UK Tax Payer Billions of £'s. Plus it costs around £27 Million a month, £320 Million a year to store this junk. I also read a little while ago that the Goverment has appointed two commercial waste firms to help it dispose of 15,000 pallets a month "via a combination of recycling and burning to generate power. So ya, they don't want you or anyone reminding the public DJ.
@DJAUDITS2 жыл бұрын
Well spotted ❤
@Adam-zq5rw2 жыл бұрын
Don't point the camera at me.... While there's 5 cctv cameras pointing at you! 🤔
@sartemisa12 жыл бұрын
One of the best auditors around. Thanks
@markosmith80372 жыл бұрын
Another excellent DJ AUDITS audit. Well handled, great footage, friendly banter - fantastic !
@dynamicperformanceltd6284 Жыл бұрын
Dj always make me laugh 😂 calms my anxiety down 👍🏻
@Oceans_Sail2 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha! I just love DJ’s style! The best bit is always when, halfway through a conversation, he just politely mentions, “and I will be taking a drone up” at which point most peoples jaw drop to the floor in disbelief! Ha Ha! Keep filing DJ! Ps hope to find you one day to claim my key ring!!
@urban_fox_cub_urbex2 жыл бұрын
i have got what i came for and i can’t tell you why 😂😂 omg that was the best response
@hpb54952 жыл бұрын
lol, I was waiting for you to tell them you were going to fly a drone over and see their response.
@chrisy761152 жыл бұрын
Best laugh I had today 😂😂😂 I will report you to the police for pointing the camera at me 😂😂😂😂😂
@copper44412 жыл бұрын
Lol your pointing that camera at me in my work place lmao funniest thing I've ever heard someone say
@MikeGMcDermott2 жыл бұрын
Sausage of the Year Award goes to this guy....
@thugmonk98372 жыл бұрын
"999 what's your emergency?" 1st guy - "yeah um, I'm at my workplace and someone just pointed a camera at me! I'd like to press charges"
@rodkeller12042 жыл бұрын
That building is very suspicious.
@lawrenceanthony84682 жыл бұрын
That's Wincanton Milton Keynes.....they work in conjunction with HMRC and Boarder Force. They load and unload containers mostly full of cheap chinese crap. Awful company to work, the security and management were always complete paranoid wrecks for no good reason. Former employee, never again.
@stun57002 жыл бұрын
Is this by Amazon mate ?
@lawrenceanthony84682 жыл бұрын
No idea, but in order to work there you need a security clearance and you must show ID upon entry (most employees use a passport) Its all over the top nonsense and done to make everyday folk feel important.
@Spacer-l3j2 жыл бұрын
@@stun5700 no...i used to load 2 times from this place with my van it's just a normal depot where multiple companies keep their stuff inside (mosty pallets) it's not just a company
@nosmoking94462 жыл бұрын
Maybe a bonded warehouse? That would explain HMRC and the border force.
@Sean-kw3rg2 жыл бұрын
When was you an employee?
@queballaus2 жыл бұрын
Although I do enjoy most of DJs videos, the ones where he’s acting dumb or giving himself some higher authority just feel disingenuous and just ends up taking the conversation in circles instead of interesting audits. 3/10 on this one.
@TheThejatsman2 жыл бұрын
considering the wannabe policeman's initial approach, DJ was way more polite than any other auditor would have been, or I even, I would have ripped the piss out of him mercilessly lol
@eliz93692 жыл бұрын
Another great video from DJ. Great drone footage, as usual, many thanks and superbly done DJ.
@briwire1382 жыл бұрын
You would expect that someone working in security would have a basic grasp of what is legal and not.
@HumansAreShitFactories2 жыл бұрын
Why?
@barnseyb60312 жыл бұрын
Another interesting one DJ. I quite liked the Range Rover man, seemed like a nice guy. (And the bearded security guy was cool 😎) I'm sure they'll find this video when they Google it. 👍
@nohairnocares62832 жыл бұрын
Love the video title DJ, great vid as usual !
@markdunkling16042 жыл бұрын
let the goon cry wolf and continue to waste police resources over non crimes - they won't be in any hurry to attend if he keeps concocting false crimes
@EckieOutdoor2 жыл бұрын
I could watch these video's all day long and keep wondering over and over again why people are being so paranoid all the time. The main reason I like watching this is the pathetic attempt of people trying to expose their so-called authority. I know people would consider this stuff as just harrassing people doing their jobs and they dont have a clue and act as puppets, that's why stuff like this is so valuable. Narrative! Keep going on m8, keep us posted please!
@deef34302 жыл бұрын
Love how you wound them up at end, scared stiff higher authority sent you.
@shaneglasgow62672 жыл бұрын
We have a saying in the labour force here .. The man with the cleanest boots makes the most money …
@lxwisairsoft2 жыл бұрын
i actually love these so much
@jasonjahnkeinla2 жыл бұрын
Why Are People So Paranoid!? Like with the total amount of videos you have done DJ. Every manager at every company should have sent out a memo by now! Really :-) Love you videos & the drone the most. Hello from Canada 🇨🇦
@MrSyms692 жыл бұрын
Marvellous how they all come out of their 'hide away' dens ,waltz up to a camera, all upset about their privacy, and say they are offended and demand that the camera is shut down.
@Allgone-b4k2 жыл бұрын
A weirdo or weird is a person or object who behaves in ways that are considered odd or unconventional to an observer looking Weirdo is based on the adjective weird, which most commonly means strange, odd, peculiar, or bizarre and only in the minds of the viewer. Saying it only means they don't get it.
@bigearsandnoddy12 жыл бұрын
Hiya DJ Super cool video as usual & yes the 2nd security guard roughly new what he was taking about but the 1st one didn't have a clue so I think he better get studying the rules & regs of everyone's rights while outside filming. As I said earlier super cool video so please keep them coming GL&HF coming from Dulwich London England✌ peace✌
@kenforshaw89012 жыл бұрын
Oh Christ the bear man has arrived to hold the. Baby’s hand cos he spat out his dummy and he is shaking his rattle.
@kenh33442 жыл бұрын
I can see grizely Adam's but where does the saviour jesus christ come in to the audit???
@bumpkinrocks2 жыл бұрын
Poor little gate boy doesn't like being filmed 🤣 Surely if they're SIA liecenced they receive some training regarding public photography?🤷
@learningpianoat612 жыл бұрын
They probably do, but they don't hire people who are good at learning things.
@MikeEves2 жыл бұрын
@@learningpianoat61 Very much like the police then.
@blizzy782 жыл бұрын
Regarding the gate and the fold-up flap, my guess it's not so much to prevent people getting through, but animals. Obviously people can just fold it up and get through.
@DuncYo2 жыл бұрын
like packs of wolves?!
@iameatingtrifle10 ай бұрын
8:33 Hi DJ, Your supplier of useless information here. That piece on the gate is because the road slopes up (where the guards are) and if the gate was down to the floor it wouldn't open without scraping the road. When they lock it up at night etc, that bit secures in the down position, to seal the site properly.
@Chunky2462 жыл бұрын
"Stop pointing the camera at me!", then don't walk up to the camera then! Jeez. You also need to stand with your arms crossed and legs apart, makes you look big and tough.
@mrkiwijimmymrkiwijimmy25302 жыл бұрын
Like the first guys sense of humour, hi Viz vest on and doesn't want to be seen. He's also got all the S.W.A.T. gear on to open and close a gate.
@adeferranti46102 жыл бұрын
Big SAS operation for these pair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MikeEves2 жыл бұрын
The crime of using a camera.....
@Drew-Dastardly2 жыл бұрын
It's actually illegal to use hazard lights when driving (Highway Code section 116)
@Mr-J...2 жыл бұрын
On the public highway.
@arturobandini40782 жыл бұрын
Jesus, better call the police then eh!
@nicktheviking2992 жыл бұрын
Beardy Wierdy called you wierd ,
@stevedawg95882 жыл бұрын
Naughty boy, pointing a camera at a numpty, what a crime..
@retroclickmedia44222 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that these blokes dress like the police, question like the police but dont understand the law. The sort of people who would buy petrol for a Tesla
@HumansAreShitFactories2 жыл бұрын
Other people who dress like the police, question like the police and don’t understand the law, are the police.
@cjrko2 жыл бұрын
Great video DJ. Love the drone footage.
@CopWatcher22 жыл бұрын
Another great video DJ I look forward to seeing them until the next one bye 👋
@compokid1 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha you baffled them at the end not letting on what you were doing 😂😂😂
@none-d3c2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Insecurity Outsourced .
@MovieCaveDave2 жыл бұрын
Proper pro DJ, I love the ‘I don’t know what you mean’s’ lol
@Smartsparky2 жыл бұрын
When you tell them I’ve been asked to come here is the best line ever!
@paulgurney15232 жыл бұрын
You are being so obtuse to the 2md security guard who is talking to you quite politely and genuinely asking you questions about what you do
@andywalker12472 жыл бұрын
He kept you talking until police arrive.
@badninja19712 жыл бұрын
Always cracks me up, security guards surrounded by CCTV, letting cars through with dash cams etc.. Don’t film me from a public space as “it offends me”. 😂
@daveoliver75212 жыл бұрын
don't point your Camera at me, you might steal my soul and the police will will come and get it back off you🤣 The guy in the shirt, is wondering where the hell you are from in case you report to higher up🤣
@turdwarbler2 жыл бұрын
DJ, interesting video, yes a very secure site from the point of pedestrian access, and you would never know what was behind the building without a drone.
@glennpearson46992 жыл бұрын
When the word ‘drone’ is mentioned….a internal heart attack starts in every employee…reaching for the 999 button 😂
@lynnf7542 Жыл бұрын
I watch u from new york state USA...u are so polite in your disagreements.. here someone would punch or shoot another person! Love your audits! So different than the ones in the USA 😊
@frankholehouse6370 Жыл бұрын
King of all audits your a pure genius.
@rodmccarthy35932 жыл бұрын
Bonded Warehouse maybe?
@HarryNicNicholas Жыл бұрын
you're right, that catch ought to be on the other side, totally bonkers. i suspect that it's because if it were down and they shut the gate before raising it, the curb lifts it up, but it's pointless unless it can be secured.
@apocalypso1564 Жыл бұрын
Haven't got time to go through all the comments to check, but I'm pretty sure this site deals with goods coming in through airports that have potentially failed security checks through not being declared; maybe why there's parking spaces marked 'HRMC'. Great audit, I work at Magna 3 and always wander if I'll ever bump into you, not likely now!
@jonathonjubb66262 жыл бұрын
Range Rover is 06 reg! He's a wannabe something, he's not the real thing. He's not very busy, probably security management...
@DavidJones-ef2lt2 жыл бұрын
Why not just say - "Its going on youtube... Check it out!" ???
@rolotomassi78242 жыл бұрын
Love how the building paintwork helps to blend it into the skyline making it less obvious
@robinwbarrett2 жыл бұрын
HMRC parking suggests a bonded warehouse. Didn't see any electric car charging or water vats for fire suppression
@gehanoates8852 жыл бұрын
The camera has now morphed into a gun. 😂😂
@paulinecabbed1271 Жыл бұрын
I have been filmed by the Police countless times, should I be worried?
@Parawingdelta22 жыл бұрын
"Officer, there's a guy pointing a camera at me; can you send a tactical response group down here?"
@Banglish1232 жыл бұрын
10:57 check out the single parking bays...HMRC. Not quite sure where ZZ Top parks his custom Ford Pop I didn't notice it.
@doveronefoxtrot44172 жыл бұрын
I thought he was the police the way he was dressed ! 😂
@connect4glyn2 жыл бұрын
Those people in high viz spouting laws that don't exist and threaten you with calling the police really do make me laugh , so entertaining
@Jdac3332 жыл бұрын
Every warehouse is a government top secret facility
@rush62272 жыл бұрын
Should have said security isn't really work. It's like getting paid to do sweet FA.
@FSCforal6 ай бұрын
How do you add your drone footage to the main video? and edit your videos ?, I am thinking about getting the model before yours as their so expensive, no doubt it's worth it ,would you recommend anything for someone just starting out ?
@humblequest79052 жыл бұрын
Bonded warehouse containing alcohol would be my hunch
@mrichards552 жыл бұрын
Note there were car parking spaces for HMRC. Those will be for customs officers to check on the warehouse.
@dough61902 жыл бұрын
Thanks again for another awesome video 👍. Stay safe and enjoy the rest of your day 😀