Horrible games on steam are nice to have a bit of mindless fun, but when someone is charging actual money, that’s when you’re allowed to make fun of them
@poolpisser9000 Жыл бұрын
especially when it's 30 dollars
@2oqh Жыл бұрын
@@poolpisser9000 or 200
@EdenNoSkillz Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ finally, a bot i can respect in the slightest amount
@Decodead Жыл бұрын
@@EdenNoSkillz easy for you to say, the fact these bots have more subs than me and more views than any of my videos makes me wanna die.
@masibulelemnguni6554 Жыл бұрын
@@Decodead do they make money?
@knotshimi Жыл бұрын
"I am not gonna leave you alive" gave me chills.
@Asterion_Mol0c Жыл бұрын
I am not gonna leave you alive
@mellooozx Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the greatest lines in gaming history
@clowNMusic.1 Жыл бұрын
“You motherfucker” cut deep
@alehlete830 Жыл бұрын
it made me fart
@BrobyS. Жыл бұрын
It made me violently shit my pants at a high velocity
@Adurite Жыл бұрын
the charming thing about horribly made games is the fact that its really easy to have fun because you have literally zero expectations.
@djtoxicdhg Жыл бұрын
Scamin kids out of money on roblox nice
@slishslash9202 Жыл бұрын
4 bots. 4 bots saying the most out of pocket things. I love youtube
@thundercat0002 Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ do they burn
@detroitsucks5222 Жыл бұрын
@@djtoxicdhg Adurite doesn't scam, it's a limited and robux selling marketplace.
@sezuin_6577 Жыл бұрын
@@djtoxicdhg i found the comment funny, saw your reply and instantly stopped smiling
@Xeonerable Жыл бұрын
This is one of those games where you wonder if "Osma Bin Laden" was on purpose, or actually just a typo they never noticed in their half-ass cobbled together game.
@Cheesusrice69222 Жыл бұрын
Osama bin laden is copyrighted
@Madboiwastaken Жыл бұрын
I suppose we'll never know
@jordanphilipperris Жыл бұрын
I've noticed typos before, like in Elysium from MegaMan Legends2 where Gravity is spelled as Gavity :)
@RusticRonnie Жыл бұрын
@@jordanphilipperrisit’s really hard to notice a typo in a language you don’t know
@jordanphilipperris Жыл бұрын
@@RusticRonnie For sure, that also goes with full on words, sometimes even the symbols/etc as some languages have some or all of them looking different than the letters we use in English :)
@whatsausername1200 Жыл бұрын
Hearing “you mother fucker” in the most bland AI voice is something I never knew made me laugh so hard
@Imlewtrollerbob Жыл бұрын
Good to know I won’t keep you alive
@RoaringTide Жыл бұрын
And it sounds like it gets layered like 4 times every time you get spotted lmao.
@wizenedoak5046 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that had me lmao 😆
@AHorseThatIsARadish Жыл бұрын
Imagine metal gear had guards that just says "you motherfucker." when they see you at any point, would be very realistic.
@TomiGoat Жыл бұрын
you wouldnt have laughed if charlie didnt laugh
@TheMrSark Жыл бұрын
Bad games rule.
@blackmcbain3145 Жыл бұрын
Fk your check mark
@idontknow5468 Жыл бұрын
"Bad games rule" 👨🏻🦳 Jk
@elliotleachuk Жыл бұрын
Omg Mr Sark
@billfred9411 Жыл бұрын
God dam its Sark. You used to be the main person i watched on youtube
@skyblockland27 Жыл бұрын
grey haired man
@ballistycal Жыл бұрын
The goal is to cram as many enemies in one place, so it takes you over 2 hours to complete the only level in the game. That way can’t get a refund
@schnaarbar5786 Жыл бұрын
I like how it has 2 voice lines only and just layers them on top of each other
@xdakira6 Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ who programmed these bots bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@cesa97 Жыл бұрын
I lol'd hard af, reminds me of the fallout new vegas video BASTARD.EasyPete
@DrayLoco Жыл бұрын
@@cesa97 lmao I love New Vegas so I checked out that video. Was funny made me smile thanks
@0NeeN0 Жыл бұрын
@@xdakira6 Osma Bin Laden for sure
@ciphergacha9100 Жыл бұрын
Like the bots in the comments
@theaonesucc3703 Жыл бұрын
Not only is he an academy winning, Oscar nominated superstar, Charlie is also a prime member of Seal Team Six. Phenomenal.
@odethious5639 Жыл бұрын
Amazon prime member of seal team six.
@stare4539 Жыл бұрын
fax
@oompalumpus699 Жыл бұрын
Seal Team Segs
@soulknife20 Жыл бұрын
Charlie's love of bad games is the same as my love of bad movies. The worse it is, the more fun it is.
@BrawndoQC Жыл бұрын
@@p-__bot.
@spoonly64 Жыл бұрын
You a fan of MST3K/Rifftrax?
@snewhpy Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ No.
@snewhpy Жыл бұрын
@themasterkno Nobody gives a Shit
@korosheht5446 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that ge loves bad movies too
@seamkeen8441 Жыл бұрын
sometimes its just great to play a game that doesn't take itself seriously and has that "it is what it is." energy.
@stare4539 Жыл бұрын
fr
@durchfaII Жыл бұрын
Play Postal 2 then
@kylespevak6781 Жыл бұрын
Nintendo in a nutshell
@Lawlsomedude Жыл бұрын
Loved the loading screen hints such as "there is no limit on hint count" and "you can cycle hints about this game with tab switch keys." Thirty bucks, and they couldn't be bothered to change the placeholder loading screen text. Amazing.
@RusticRonnie Жыл бұрын
Why would you, that text is perfect
@gluehandsluke8477 Жыл бұрын
6:21 love the default loading screen text
@serenity8839 Жыл бұрын
8:32 holy shit he got styled on. I love the voice lines triggering a billion times a second. Gold
@vinny9256 Жыл бұрын
The AI combat rolling into a shotgun blast to the face is filthy
@serenity8839 Жыл бұрын
@@vinny9256 It was no fucking chill and did him dirty haha
@jeremymain7303 Жыл бұрын
How you actually beat this game is by taking all the games files and putting them in the Recycle Bin, right clicking, and then choosing Empty Recycle Bin. That immediately defeats all the games enemies.
@IndestructibleApe Жыл бұрын
Charlie playing crappy games is my heaven, literally perfect
@TheItalianFun Жыл бұрын
yeah it's my fav content
@rh0838 Жыл бұрын
@@TheItalianFun it is really fun to watch
@stare4539 Жыл бұрын
fr
@Masterqueefin Жыл бұрын
Ayo your name 🤣
@overlorddante Жыл бұрын
Aye, love when he stays true to his roots
@CarlosThadeu Жыл бұрын
11:16 I legit thought that was a edit, I was like ''no way they just put the insta transmission sfx in the game'' 💀
@TheGary108 Жыл бұрын
What is actually funny is that I remember there being a free game on Steam that some guy started as his college project. He used the feedback to fix the issues and learn further on game design. From what I understood he also wrote a paper on how important it was to listen to the customers when it comes to glitches and QoL improvements. I wonder if he ever got around to taking what he learned and developing a full game.
@ruesylvester Жыл бұрын
that sounds interesting, do you know what his original game was called?
@JustKelso1993 Жыл бұрын
That is extremely clever honestly.
@TheGary108 Жыл бұрын
@@ruesylvester I can’t remember it, I think it’s a Souls-like as I recall it having mechanics similar to Dark Souls. It might have popped up on Iron Pineapple’s Souls-Like games series at some point. I tried looking for it but I think it might have been taken down since the college assignment was over.
@LiterallyNobody0 Жыл бұрын
5:15 Bruh the jump kick strafe that ai hit on him was crazy 💀💀
@soap9277 Жыл бұрын
Warhammer 40k taught me to "fear not the alien." But after witnessing the horrors of UFO: The Ranch, I'm sure that even the most powerful warriors our species can offer would be shitting their britches upon first contact.
@CoolSexHaver69 Жыл бұрын
I pray every night that nobody to comes into contact with these extraterrestrial beings from UFO: The Ranch, after all, the alien's InstantTransmissionDragonBallZ .mp3 sound effects would shatter eardrums and melt their brains causing a horrible and painful death
@brandonpiatt5625 Жыл бұрын
Charlie I have one of the ideas of all time! You should vet and enlist the devs / creative types of chat and try to make the perfect terrible asset-swap game. I’m confident that with your immense knowledge of bad games and their mechanics, along with the best chat has to offer (which is almost something) you could create the ultimate masterpiece. THEN you could bounty it for speed running… oh wow I’m feeling so many things right now. Praying to the asset Gods for this miracle🙏🏼
@mangaming1942 Жыл бұрын
9:27 Got that 30 fps just like AAA games
@horriblegameofficial Жыл бұрын
uh. guys.. I'm literally developing a multiplayer game called Horrible Game. My heart just skipped a beat when I saw the title today.
@OmegaMetroid93 Жыл бұрын
That's really funny. lol Good luck with your game, may it not live up to its name.
@lightning2149 ай бұрын
who asked
@redfan51937 ай бұрын
@@lightning214me
@TheWizardsOfOz Жыл бұрын
Charlie is definitely looking for the absolute worst game to speedrun for another 10000$ challenge.
@ducky2633 Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that as a coder myself I know how much work and effort goes into making even these so called 'horrible games'. And I think that understanding the amount of work put into the game makes you appreciate it so much more. Also the content is just immaculately goofy I love it so much.
@Grand-Massive Жыл бұрын
2:36 read the text at the bottom of the loading screen. Its like it was just a tech demo but someone bought it and sold it as a game lol.
@mynameissomething5122 Жыл бұрын
I love all of the trashy games that Charlie plays, it’s always entertaining to watch.
@@saai4life Bot hell that KZbin refuses to take seriously
@stankunloadeduniversity3726 Жыл бұрын
All we need now is a comparison between Agent Roswell and UFO: The Ranch
@stankunloadeduniversity3726 Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ how exactly do you measure a fart to determine which one is better or worse
@Gatorade69 Жыл бұрын
@@stankunloadeduniversity3726 The three rules to gauge a fart are stinkiness, loudness and area of coverage.
@a180combatbowsergamepro6 Жыл бұрын
What's actually sad is that the ai and bot difficulty of this game is so much better than any other shooting game that is popular they ACTUALLY hit you in this game
@voodoolew Жыл бұрын
One thing that really stood out to me was the loading screen hints at 6:12 that boast “unlimited hints”, I’m guessing on the loading screens. There are 3 hints, one that tells you there’s a dynamic loading screen, one that tells you about seamless transitions(?) and the third and final… telling you there’s unlimited hints…
@kilihad3824 Жыл бұрын
8:36 "Outplayed"
@maskychain816 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Charles, you’re a braver man than most, single-handedly vanquishing the terrorists and the aliens.
@JoaoAntonio-mu4bi Жыл бұрын
5:10 when the enemy turned around kicking hahahahaha
@brycelyons9425 Жыл бұрын
I remember critikal since the OG QWAP and big rig over the road racing game. I remember how much fun my friends and I had watching the game play and commentary’s. I love to see how far this channel has come and glad you are still making content for the generation I used to be. Great to know people can be successful by staying true to themselves. Still love your content this just gave me some insane memories.
@hunterbeast7gaming887 Жыл бұрын
Jesus playing bad games what a time to be alive
@azulovesyou2 Жыл бұрын
Most original joke of all time, what a time to be alive
@gwepo Жыл бұрын
@@azulovesyou2 First time hearing this joke and damn it was funny
@sean3rnand3z37 Жыл бұрын
@@gwepoI guess you must be new
@watulookinat Жыл бұрын
@@gwepo bro you must be so new
@fnfethusiast6508 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Charlie plays Garten of Banban, it’s a bad game so it qualifies lol
@mapoleo Жыл бұрын
4:05 the bad game community just keep on delivering brilliant presents
@ZeroNeedsCoffee Жыл бұрын
This game is so dark I can't even see anything 💀 💀 ☠️
@ariaaceves6073 Жыл бұрын
I like how UFO ranch said "inspired by real places in South America" and it was literally a road a gas station and a trailer park (?)
@ryandixon8202 Жыл бұрын
his internet speed has just topped the jealousy I had for that kid with the blue eyes white dragon card when I was in school 😭
@DudesterGX Жыл бұрын
I love the incredible hints this game has in its loading screens. Very informative.
@crediblesalamander8056 Жыл бұрын
Every time charlie plays one of these games I'm reminded that every indie game we've actually heard about stands atop the corpses of thousands and thousands of crap games, they go through the gauntlet to get discovered.
@benramirez7678 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to personally thank you for playing these, so we don't have to
@MommyLight Жыл бұрын
“For only $30. I mean, they’re giving it away.” What a steal 😂
@Toma-621 Жыл бұрын
Bad games always have some of the best mechanics hidden within, for example with this game; Turning the brightness all the way down to turn a day map into a night map Placing hitmarkers above the crosshairs to confuse the enemy
@Yungbeck Жыл бұрын
I'm the same with bad films, love watching them, it's so educational and there's no shot you're wasting more time than the people who actually made the movie. At least give them that hour and a half.
@fqmx3b Жыл бұрын
2:22 it actually says "eliminate TRAGET" KEKW
@DogsWithPurpose Жыл бұрын
It’s games that have an unintentional funny aspect that are the worthwhile ones
@LeegendariАй бұрын
When charlie said Osama Bin Laden’s name must’ve been trademarked, I immediately thought of the time time I read that Disney tried to trademark the name Seal Team Six
@tga-hz7jf27 күн бұрын
the time time of the time you read and it was and you read the
@robertwalker8910 Жыл бұрын
Man, Osma is gonna feel Charlie's wrath
@1nnominatum Жыл бұрын
9:18 more like bad lighting county
@ucntbtplays2652 Жыл бұрын
4:39 has me dying
@diamondrocks2266 Жыл бұрын
2:17 that bad game starts off with a bang
@racingwithwaves4803 Жыл бұрын
2:00 once again New Zealand is left off the map because we don't exist but surprisingly so is Japan 🤔
@Hamgetsu Жыл бұрын
The overlapping of 3 mother fuckers was amazing 🤣🤣
@pengabob Жыл бұрын
There is such a resurgence of hilarious garbage games lately and i love it.
@ConformistOwl Жыл бұрын
It's so dark yet visible enough it actually hurts to look at.
@kaom4713 Жыл бұрын
AVGN is gonna have a treasure trove if he continues to go on for years to come. God bless him. 🙏
@Optable Жыл бұрын
when do we get REPUBLIC COMMANDO SPEEDRUN?!? There's already sick strats!
@foggymady Жыл бұрын
Bad games are such a vibe.
@Orbowitz Жыл бұрын
Exactly, just turn your brain off for a bit and have fun
@charlesdarwin4780 Жыл бұрын
The death sounds of those aliens are very reminescent of the alien death sound in Majora's mask. From ranch to ranch they go!
@michaelbread5906 Жыл бұрын
Those ninja kicks had me dying of laughter! 5:00
@Dimitrivon Жыл бұрын
Oh poor Charlie, the stealth in that game does work... It's just so advanced you have know how to real military tactics to take advantage of the stealth strat
@AshlynOne Жыл бұрын
I love that your .45 handgun sounds like a phaser set to stun.
@chibifirestorm Жыл бұрын
it sounds like a blaster pistol from star wars
@onedeadsaint Жыл бұрын
the loading screen tips seem like the default setting of some loading screen asset. i'd probably bet $30 on it.
@dw2channel818 Жыл бұрын
i love how that first game only had like 4 voicelines that was said by the same person
@RansomLewis6 ай бұрын
Charles never fails to make my vocal chords vibrate
@mustard6969 Жыл бұрын
0:25 i was flipping patties and heard "wait a patty flippin' minute" o_o
@lordmomentor Жыл бұрын
I think the first game (yes, already forgot its name) would be a suitable for your next community speed run challenge. I see potential in the slide, there is no way that you can't completely break the game with it.
@KaiMoya420 Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make that game from that episode of King of the Hill when Hank is featured in a propane based video game.
@ginomctony6773 Жыл бұрын
You know it's great when the guns sound like laser blasters from star wars
@gypsydanger0496 Жыл бұрын
Truly the best birthday gift ever, seeing critical play bad video games.
@Mr12Relic Жыл бұрын
9:10 That sound is ripped from the start of the movie "Once Upon a Time in the West" by Sergio Leone
@MimiMeme0 Жыл бұрын
11:13 Haha, no one can pull the wool over Charlie's eyes! He sniffed it out like a bloodhound on a scent. That sound effect was as unmistakable as Goku's spiky hair. Charlie knew right away that it was indeed the instant transmission sound from Dragon Ball. No bamboozling our savvy Charlie!
@VideoGameKillCounts Жыл бұрын
I love these videos, effectively creating me a list of ‘Games I Won’t Ever Kill Count’ 😂
@ameliashandcraftedmemes7888 Жыл бұрын
1:13 Holy macaroni those are some swift download speeds
@Chiberia27 күн бұрын
looks between 1.5-2.5gbit/s - not super crazy, and relatively slow if he has a business connection (which is likely)
@ameliashandcraftedmemes788826 күн бұрын
@@Chiberia maybe I'm just poor but I'm happy if I get 4MB/S and I'm on ethernet 💀
@alpergumulu9547 Жыл бұрын
5:17 that second jump the enemy did made me laugh so hard
@GhostBlossom Жыл бұрын
My dad saw me watching this and asked “who’s the hippie”
@malcolm46676 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@NewInfo-nn2qy Жыл бұрын
The loading screen "hints" are basically ads for the loading screen? I didn't know you could get a stock loading screen, what a depth we've reached.
@benjaminstiegler7018 Жыл бұрын
30 dollars is actually twice what they paid to make it
@keisuketakahasi4584 Жыл бұрын
that sneak up and then the grenade was so funny
@Frederatorr Жыл бұрын
I mean fair play to them, the singular developer who did this game did a better job with the gunplay than redfall lmao
@kyvian251 Жыл бұрын
Especially considering that charge for less than half of the price of redfail 30$ vs 70$ 💀
@MrcreeperDXD777 Жыл бұрын
Not a high bar lmao
@Frederatorr Жыл бұрын
@@MrcreeperDXD777 true but a bar none the less
@zerkker6096 Жыл бұрын
Gollum really broke him
@cxvz5576 Жыл бұрын
The game's actually sort of genius, it takes your money by dragging the game out for so long that you lose the refund window.
@not_the_useless_cake856 Жыл бұрын
I love how the East Asian islands just don't exist on the map
@JoshTheWoz Жыл бұрын
the line between charlie and john wick is getting blurier by the day 💀
@Frajusu2 ай бұрын
It's amazing that the loading screen still has the hints from the original asset.
@ImThePerson0 Жыл бұрын
I feel like if that 1st game was like $2 I'd actually play it
@ididabarrelroll Жыл бұрын
I love Policeman Mercenary and his badass catchphrases like "I am not going to leave you alive" and "You motherfucker".
@GBart Жыл бұрын
Charlie's like "this game sucks shit" and it's still a whole lot better than anything I've been able to make in Unity so far
@BiggestNightmareJim Жыл бұрын
Difference is, you don't charge people 30 bucks to play it.... I hope
@benmcreynolds8581 Жыл бұрын
I wish more game companies & devs could learn how to UTILIZE Good Jank & weirdness in Video Games. I love when games have this sorta artform to it's jankyness. Crazy physics effects, mixes well with anything. I enjoy good physics effects over graphics or "Map size" anyday.
@MoldyStir-Fry Жыл бұрын
I actually thought my screen brightness went out of whack for that first game it was so dark. I guess they did that on purpose to hide the game 😂
@Anon_Spartan Жыл бұрын
'Professional difficulty' actually means 'game journalist' which is easy mode.
@dlobobi5669 Жыл бұрын
We need the Weed Shop revisit
@alexanderglex4600 Жыл бұрын
the first game just made me think what if hitman and mgsv combined into one game
@gooff4093 Жыл бұрын
Always a good day to see Charlie making some fire content