I Love Horrible Games

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[@dizzyhq5100]

Horrible games on steam are nice to have a bit of mindless fun, but when someone is charging actual money, that’s when you’re allowed to make fun of them

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@poolpisser9000]

especially when it's 30 dollars

[@2oqh]

@@poolpisser9000 or 200

[@EdenNoSkillz]

​@@p-__ finally, a bot i can respect in the slightest amount

[@Decodead]

@@EdenNoSkillz easy for you to say, the fact these bots have more subs than me and more views than any of my videos makes me wanna die.

[@knotshimi]

"I am not gonna leave you alive" gave me chills.

[@Asterion_Mol0c]

I am not gonna leave you alive

[@cromo5641]

Truly one of the greatest lines in gaming history

[@CLOWNmusic1]

“You motherfucker” cut deep

[@alehlete830]

it made me fart

[@BrobyS.]

It made me violently shit my pants at a high velocity

[@Xeonerable]

This is one of those games where you wonder if "Osma Bin Laden" was on purpose, or actually just a typo they never noticed in their half-ass cobbled together game.

[@Cheesusrice69222]

Osama bin laden is copyrighted

[@mad576wastaken]

I suppose we'll never know

[@jordanphilipperris]

I've noticed typos before, like in Elysium from MegaMan Legends2 where Gravity is spelled as Gavity :)

[@RusticRonnie]

@@jordanphilipperrisit’s really hard to notice a typo in a language you don’t know

[@jordanphilipperris]

@@RusticRonnie For sure, that also goes with full on words, sometimes even the symbols/etc as some languages have some or all of them looking different than the letters we use in English :)

[@whatsausername1200]

Hearing “you mother fucker” in the most bland AI voice is something I never knew made me laugh so hard

[@Imlewtrollerbob]

Good to know I won’t keep you alive

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@RoaringTide]

And it sounds like it gets layered like 4 times every time you get spotted lmao.

[@wizenedoak5046]

Yeah that had me lmao 😆

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

Imagine metal gear had guards that just says "you motherfucker." when they see you at any point, would be very realistic.

[@Adurite]

the charming thing about horribly made games is the fact that its really easy to have fun because you have literally zero expectations.

[@djtoxicdhg]

Scamin kids out of money on roblox nice

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@slishslash9202]

4 bots. 4 bots saying the most out of pocket things. I love youtube

[@thundercat0002]

@@p-__ do they burn

[@detroitsucks5222]

@@djtoxicdhg Adurite doesn't scam, it's a limited and robux selling marketplace.

[@schnaarbar5786]

I like how it has 2 voice lines only and just layers them on top of each other

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@xdakira6]

@@p-__ who programmed these bots bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cesa97]

I lol'd hard af, reminds me of the fallout new vegas video BASTARD.EasyPete

[@DrayLoco]

@@cesa97 lmao I love New Vegas so I checked out that video. Was funny made me smile thanks

[@0NeeN0]

@@xdakira6 Osma Bin Laden for sure

[@ballistycal]

The goal is to cram as many enemies in one place, so it takes you over 2 hours to complete the only level in the game. That way can’t get a refund

[@Lawlsomedude]

Loved the loading screen hints such as "there is no limit on hint count" and "you can cycle hints about this game with tab switch keys." Thirty bucks, and they couldn't be bothered to change the placeholder loading screen text. Amazing.

[@RusticRonnie]

Why would you, that text is perfect

[@TheMrSark]

Bad games rule.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@blackmcbain3145]

Fk your check mark

[@idontknow5468]

"Bad games rule" 👨🏻‍🦳 Jk

[@elliotleachuk]

Omg Mr Sark

[@billfred9411]

God dam its Sark. You used to be the main person i watched on youtube

[@soulknife20]

Charlie's love of bad games is the same as my love of bad movies. The worse it is, the more fun it is.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@BrawndoQC]

​@@p-__​bot.

[@spoonly64]

You a fan of MST3K/Rifftrax?

[@Lynxy_7]

@@p-__ No.

[@Lynxy_7]

@@Punchmadedev. Nobody gives a Shit

[@seamkeen8441]

sometimes its just great to play a game that doesn't take itself seriously and has that "it is what it is." energy.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@stare4539]

fr

[@durchfaII]

Play Postal 2 then

[@kylespevak6781]

Nintendo in a nutshell

[@theaonesucc3703]

Not only is he an academy winning, Oscar nominated superstar, Charlie is also a prime member of Seal Team Six. Phenomenal.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@odethious5639]

Amazon prime member of seal team six.

[@stare4539]

fax

[@oompalumpus699]

Seal Team Segs

[@Thelemonlicorice]

Seal Team Six: Cr1tikal Hour

[@serenity8839]

8:32 holy shit he got styled on. I love the voice lines triggering a billion times a second. Gold

[@vinny9256]

The AI combat rolling into a shotgun blast to the face is filthy

[@serenity8839]

@@vinny9256 It was no fucking chill and did him dirty haha

[@IndestructibleApe]

Charlie playing crappy games is my heaven, literally perfect

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@TheItalianFun]

yeah it's my fav content

[@rh0838]

@@TheItalianFun it is really fun to watch

[@stare4539]

fr

[@Masterqueefin]

Ayo your name 🤣

[@horriblegameofficial]

uh. guys.. I'm literally developing a multiplayer game called Horrible Game. My heart just skipped a beat when I saw the title today.

[@OmegaMetroid93]

That's really funny. lol Good luck with your game, may it not live up to its name.

[@lightning214]

who asked

[@redfan5193]

​@@lightning214me

[@soap9277]

Warhammer 40k taught me to "fear not the alien." But after witnessing the horrors of UFO: The Ranch, I'm sure that even the most powerful warriors our species can offer would be shitting their britches upon first contact.

[@CoolSexHaver69]

I pray every night that nobody to comes into contact with these extraterrestrial beings from UFO: The Ranch, after all, the alien's InstantTransmissionDragonBallZ .mp3 sound effects would shatter eardrums and melt their brains causing a horrible and painful death

[@jeremymain7303]

How you actually beat this game is by taking all the games files and putting them in the Recycle Bin, right clicking, and then choosing Empty Recycle Bin. That immediately defeats all the games enemies.

[@TheWizardsOfOz]

Charlie is definitely looking for the absolute worst game to speedrun for another 10000$ challenge.

[@TheGary108]

What is actually funny is that I remember there being a free game on Steam that some guy started as his college project. He used the feedback to fix the issues and learn further on game design. From what I understood he also wrote a paper on how important it was to listen to the customers when it comes to glitches and QoL improvements. I wonder if he ever got around to taking what he learned and developing a full game.

[@ruesylvester]

that sounds interesting, do you know what his original game was called?

[@JustKelso1993]

That is extremely clever honestly.

[@TheGary108]

@@ruesylvester I can’t remember it, I think it’s a Souls-like as I recall it having mechanics similar to Dark Souls. It might have popped up on Iron Pineapple’s Souls-Like games series at some point. I tried looking for it but I think it might have been taken down since the college assignment was over.

[@gluehandsluke8477]

6:21 love the default loading screen text

[@borger1723]

2:16 i love that line for some reason

[@CarlosThadeu]

11:16 I legit thought that was a edit, I was like ''no way they just put the insta transmission sfx in the game'' 💀

[@LiterallyNobody0]

5:15 Bruh the jump kick strafe that ai hit on him was crazy 💀💀

[@mynameissomething5122]

I love all of the trashy games that Charlie plays, it’s always entertaining to watch.

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

Tʜɪs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɪs ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ! Sᴜᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴘ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴜsᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 🎉..,., ,.,.,

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@saai4life]

what the hell is this reply section

[@AdamIsUrqed]

​@@saai4life Bot hell that KZbin refuses to take seriously

[@mangaming1942]

9:27 Got that 30 fps just like AAA games

[@laytenvice7572]

“For only $30. I mean, they’re giving it away.” What a steal 😂

[@JoaoAntonio-mu4bi]

5:10 when the enemy turned around kicking hahahahaha

[@ryandixon8202]

his internet speed has just topped the jealousy I had for that kid with the blue eyes white dragon card when I was in school 😭

[@stankunloadeduniversity3726]

All we need now is a comparison between Agent Roswell and UFO: The Ranch

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@stankunloadeduniversity3726]

@@p-__ how exactly do you measure a fart to determine which one is better or worse

[@Gatorade69]

@@stankunloadeduniversity3726 The three rules to gauge a fart are stinkiness, loudness and area of coverage.

[@Thelemonlicorice]

Agent Roswell is worse because of Happy Rock by Bensound

[@Juberdingus]

The “goddamn aliens… Stealing our frames” sent me way more than it should of

[@mapoleo]

4:05 the bad game community just keep on delivering brilliant presents

[@Grand-Massive]

2:36 read the text at the bottom of the loading screen. Its like it was just a tech demo but someone bought it and sold it as a game lol.

[@brandonpiatt5625]

Charlie I have one of the ideas of all time! You should vet and enlist the devs / creative types of chat and try to make the perfect terrible asset-swap game. I’m confident that with your immense knowledge of bad games and their mechanics, along with the best chat has to offer (which is almost something) you could create the ultimate masterpiece. THEN you could bounty it for speed running… oh wow I’m feeling so many things right now. Praying to the asset Gods for this miracle🙏🏼

[@a180combatbowsergamepro6]

What's actually sad is that the ai and bot difficulty of this game is so much better than any other shooting game that is popular they ACTUALLY hit you in this game

[@maskychain816]

Thank you for your service Charles, you’re a braver man than most, single-handedly vanquishing the terrorists and the aliens.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@robertwalker8910]

Man, Osma is gonna feel Charlie's wrath

[@hunterbeast7gaming887]

Jesus playing bad games what a time to be alive

[@azulovesyou2]

Most original joke of all time, what a time to be alive

[@2sfx]

​​@@azulovesyou2 First time hearing this joke and damn it was funny

[@sean3rnand3z37]

@@2sfxI guess you must be new

[@watulookinat]

​@@2sfx bro you must be so new

[@fnfethusiast6508]

Imagine if Charlie plays Garten of Banban, it’s a bad game so it qualifies lol

[@Y1nky]

9:18 more like bad lighting county

[@benramirez7678]

I'd like to personally thank you for playing these, so we don't have to

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@kilihad3824]

8:36 "Outplayed"

[@ZeroNeedsCoffee]

This game is so dark I can't even see anything 💀 💀 ☠️

[@crediblesalamander8056]

Every time charlie plays one of these games I'm reminded that every indie game we've actually heard about stands atop the corpses of thousands and thousands of crap games, they go through the gauntlet to get discovered.

[@DogsWithPurpose]

It’s games that have an unintentional funny aspect that are the worthwhile ones

[@ariaaceves6073]

I like how UFO ranch said "inspired by real places in South America" and it was literally a road a gas station and a trailer park (?)

[@ucntbtplays2652]

4:39 has me dying

[@DudesterGX]

I love the incredible hints this game has in its loading screens. Very informative.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@brycelyons9425]

I remember critikal since the OG QWAP and big rig over the road racing game. I remember how much fun my friends and I had watching the game play and commentary’s. I love to see how far this channel has come and glad you are still making content for the generation I used to be. Great to know people can be successful by staying true to themselves. Still love your content this just gave me some insane memories.

[@pengabob]

There is such a resurgence of hilarious garbage games lately and i love it.

[@GhostBlossom]

My dad saw me watching this and asked “who’s the hippie”

[@malcolm4667]

😂😂😂

[@Yungbeck]

I'm the same with bad films, love watching them, it's so educational and there's no shot you're wasting more time than the people who actually made the movie. At least give them that hour and a half.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@ididabarrelroll]

I love Policeman Mercenary and his badass catchphrases like "I am not going to leave you alive" and "You motherfucker".

[@ducky2633]

The sad thing is that as a coder myself I know how much work and effort goes into making even these so called 'horrible games'. And I think that understanding the amount of work put into the game makes you appreciate it so much more. Also the content is just immaculately goofy I love it so much.

[@dw2channel818]

i love how that first game only had like 4 voicelines that was said by the same person

[@Frederatorr]

I mean fair play to them, the singular developer who did this game did a better job with the gunplay than redfall lmao

[@kyvian251]

Especially considering that charge for less than half of the price of redfail 30$ vs 70$ 💀

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Not a high bar lmao

[@Frederatorr]

@@MrcreeperDXD777 true but a bar none the less

[@fqmx3b]

2:22 it actually says "eliminate TRAGET" KEKW

[@RansomLewis]

Charles never fails to make my vocal chords vibrate

[@AshlynOne]

I love that your .45 handgun sounds like a phaser set to stun.

[@chibifirestorm]

it sounds like a blaster pistol from star wars

[@michaelbread5906]

Those ninja kicks had me dying of laughter! 5:00

[@txma.]

Bad games always have some of the best mechanics hidden within, for example with this game; Turning the brightness all the way down to turn a day map into a night map Placing hitmarkers above the crosshairs to confuse the enemy

[@onedeadsaint]

the loading screen tips seem like the default setting of some loading screen asset. i'd probably bet $30 on it.

[@gypsydanger0496]

Truly the best birthday gift ever, seeing critical play bad video games.

[@obviousnobody4067]

9:49 LMAO

[@voodoolew]

One thing that really stood out to me was the loading screen hints at 6:12 that boast “unlimited hints”, I’m guessing on the loading screens. There are 3 hints, one that tells you there’s a dynamic loading screen, one that tells you about seamless transitions(?) and the third and final… telling you there’s unlimited hints…

[@WoeBringer1195]

Game was so dark I couldn't even tell wtf was going on.

[@MimiMeme0]

11:13 Haha, no one can pull the wool over Charlie's eyes! He sniffed it out like a bloodhound on a scent. That sound effect was as unmistakable as Goku's spiky hair. Charlie knew right away that it was indeed the instant transmission sound from Dragon Ball. No bamboozling our savvy Charlie!

[@ImThePerson0]

I feel like if that 1st game was like $2 I'd actually play it

[@charlesdarwin4780]

The death sounds of those aliens are very reminescent of the alien death sound in Majora's mask. From ranch to ranch they go!

[@BonziBUDDY]

"AAA titles are trash nowadays, indie games are where it's at" The indie games in question:

[@kris301]

For some reason that AI seems more advanced than most actual big name games 😂

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

The budget was most likely spent on making the AI very realistic.

[@benjaminstiegler7018]

30 dollars is actually twice what they paid to make it

[@charlesvon155]

Oh poor Charlie, the stealth in that game does work... It's just so advanced you have know how to real military tactics to take advantage of the stealth strat

[@VideoGameKillCounts]

I love these videos, effectively creating me a list of ‘Games I Won’t Ever Kill Count’ 😂

[@GBart]

Charlie's like "this game sucks shit" and it's still a whole lot better than anything I've been able to make in Unity so far

[@BiggestNightmareJim]

Difference is, you don't charge people 30 bucks to play it.... I hope

[@kaom4713]

AVGN is gonna have a treasure trove if he continues to go on for years to come. God bless him. 🙏

[@ConformistOwl]

It's so dark yet visible enough it actually hurts to look at.

[@lordmomentor]

I think the first game (yes, already forgot its name) would be a suitable for your next community speed run challenge. I see potential in the slide, there is no way that you can't completely break the game with it.

[@KaiMoya420]

Someone needs to make that game from that episode of King of the Hill when Hank is featured in a propane based video game.

[@logan-wk2qk]

5:16 made me laugh way too hard

[@alpergumulu9547]

5:17 that second jump the enemy did made me laugh so hard

[@ginomctony6773]

You know it's great when the guns sound like laser blasters from star wars

[@cxvz5576]

The game's actually sort of genius, it takes your money by dragging the game out for so long that you lose the refund window.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@JUSTANOTHERNINTENDOFAN]

the line between charlie and john wick is getting blurier by the day 💀

[@jessievelasco6074]

The guy sliding though he made me laugh so much 😂

[@joeymckinney]

You could feel the excitement go through the roof when he found out the target at first

[@McBryce0]

Thank you for playing these games for us, Charlie!

[@racingwithwaves4803]

2:00 once again New Zealand is left off the map because we don't exist but surprisingly so is Japan 🤔

[@Hamgetsu]

The overlapping of 3 mother fuckers was amazing 🤣🤣

[@ririrjsiabb1]

miss when you played weed shop

[@LynTheL0ser]

Charlie 😮😮😮 i never knew that you were making a channel fully dedicated to horrible games!

[@MoldyStir-Fry]

I actually thought my screen brightness went out of whack for that first game it was so dark. I guess they did that on purpose to hide the game 😂

[@kawaiifoxbabe300]

"He heard me crouch my knees must've popped" sent me into orbit for some reason 😂

[@victoraabech2407]

9:10 that sound effect is the exact same as in the start of the music video to Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil lol

[@dlobobi5669]

We need the Weed Shop revisit

[@terskataneli6457]

Please do more shitty games i was laughing my ass off to this😂😂 the "you mother fucker" spam had me in tears laughing

[@benmcreynolds8581]

I wish more game companies & devs could learn how to UTILIZE Good Jank & weirdness in Video Games. I love when games have this sorta artform to it's jankyness. Crazy physics effects, mixes well with anything. I enjoy good physics effects over graphics or "Map size" anyday.

[@ameliashandcraftedmemes7888]

1:13 Holy macaroni those are some swift download speeds

[@foggymady]

Bad games are such a vibe.

[@Orbowitz]

Exactly, just turn your brain off for a bit and have fun

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

this has potential, maybe this is the next halo

[@keisuketakahasi4584]

that sneak up and then the grenade was so funny

[@Anon_Spartan]

'Professional difficulty' actually means 'game journalist' which is easy mode.