Stop Making Games Like This

This is the greatest bad game night of All Time
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[@Noone-qx6ij]

Paying more than 5 bucks for games like these feels criminal.

[@organicleaf]

paying anything feels criminal

[@TheMetroidblade]

Especially when things like vampire survivors is 2.99. Even the 3d clone that is not quite as good is the same price and still decent

[@jonwinfield9193]

Most of these games are just shitty asset flips they aren't even worth a dollar.

[@hansword]

Luckily most people are too smart to actually waste 5 bucks for this sh*t

[@kuyagab4444]

There are games below 5 dollars that are much better than whatever the heck Charlie is watching right now

[@DokaRyan]

I need these games to feel something in my life

[@orangehatretro]

fatherless bot hosters

[@northdoesstuff2344]

@SoundFoodist when ratio

[@apandoze4713]

repost

[@apandoze4713]

@@orangehatretro w

[@player6769]

Literally was just watching one of your shorts before this lmao what are the odds. Love your stuff man

[@debamchakraborty1143]

I can imagine myself enjoying myself playing this game in 2008 as an elementary schooler and thinking its the best thing ever.

[@jwz2283]

I completely agree. Also, these bots sicken me to my core.

[@asmagamer728]

The people above me are fatherless Except JWZ and the OP

[@jwz2283]

@@shadowbanned1999 Y'know what? I just watched it. 10/10 cute dog.

[@mightyyoshiyt6772]

@yeaman the think on ur Paige is depression+cringe+fatherless content

[@wildlordlucky9628]

I can imagine myself enjoying myself too! Normally happens every night 🤪

[@robro_1030]

They motion captured Charlie's hot dog dance for the run animation, outstanding

[@heyjulzdontmakeitbad]

“Oh my kid has a respiratory virus?! Oh hotdog”

[@lazydelibird]

@@heyjulzdontmakeitbad Gets me everytime.

[@Lawlsomedude]

Every day, when I'm working on games, I worry greatly that the level of quality I'm able put into them won't be enough to justify a public release. Games like these remind me that other people making games really, really, really, really do not have that same worry.

[@valideno9592]

feel you man...

[@redragon9588]

Your game Hover: Revolt of Gamers looks amazing, nice level design

[@mightyyoshiyt6772]

Yea people don’t appreciate developers who make good games cuz they always want more and are never satisfied

[@noheffthing]

@@mightyyoshiyt6772 devs are amazing in general

[@mightyyoshiyt6772]

A majority are

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You can't help but find it amusing when Charlie deliberately looks for the buggiest, shittiest and half assed games on Steam and somehow makes it entertaining to watch

[@jeffshinoda1380]

Tru

[@bruhmoment6709]

very true

[@orangehatretro]

Take anything bad, slap Charlie on it and it’s good

[@bcc5701]

Really satisfying to see the clean comments section after reporting all the spam bots

[@TheMADMonkeyLOL]

@@bcc5701 There's a few bots in this very comment thread

[@pold111]

imagine making a game so bad that charlie, a person who plays bad games for like an hour-ish or more and has the ability to refund but doesn't, refunds your game after playing for 5 minutes

[@charlesmartin9724]

All jokes aside the game is rubbish, but the guy who did the VA work for the introduction kinda nailed it, so props to him I guess.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

[@Shrrek2]

holy shit how many bots

[@RebelWvlf]

lmfao these bots are one of reasons why humanity deserves WW3.

[@troublemaker1145]

@@RebelWvlf we’ve been deserving a ww3 for awhile

[@b2superbattledroid977]

@ILLL11 I don't get bots like these

[@mattrogersftw]

"What the fuck is that noise?" - that shit had me in tears

[@mavymagdowney9798]

and the baby monitor malfunctioning bit 😂

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Ok....

[@brendanables7367]

“Can we buy Fallout?” “We got Fallout at home.” Fallout at home:

[@phobosanomaly5383]

@Mario kinda buts there's more to it then that

[@maidenless1960]

Dont stop making games like these, its entertaining to watch Charlie play them.

[@Irondragon1945]

Yeah but only because the tedious and depressing parts are edited out

[@erronblack8266]

@Kavetion at being a loser

[@mightyyoshiyt6772]

Charlie can make everything interesting

[@2010ngojo]

I don't mind these games existing. It's the price they charge for is what I'm offended by.

[@frokachu]

Stop charging people for games like these*

[@israelperogil8459]

Imagine if people really stopped making this type of games, I would honestly cry.

[@aceofspades3257]

Holy fucking hell, that’s alotta bots!

[@josephmurphy417]

@@aceofspades3257 and one of them is a pedo, fun. 👍

[@mar7750]

@@aceofspades3257 yeah wtf 5 bots in a row

[@underwhelmedmusic]

@@mar7750 this guy got nuked with bots

[@aceofspades3257]

@@mar7750 20 bucks another bot appears.

[@maximusstorm1215]

Any game is phenomenal if Charlie is playing it. Charlie has this special ability to take any piece of media and transform it into the most entertaining piece of art ever seen.

[@erickchesnut8527]

Unlike these bots, who continue to be the athlete's foot of KZbin.

[@mightyyoshiyt6772]

I think ur phenomenal 😫

[@cubedroid5087]

nice pfp

[@Schizo_Pink_Pekora]

That's why he is incomparable

[@spidrmorales]

when he just continued on with the game while his character was still in the driving animation i died 💀

[@ilikebees7342]

Charlie needs to rank every bad game he has played.

[@Jesus-xz9zu]

Wtf is wrong with these bots

[@joemama2737]

@@Jesus-xz9zu you are the only human reply, let that sink in

[@ilikebees7342]

@@Jesus-xz9zu idk dude but their content is so so Soo good

[@joemama2737]

@@ilikebees7342 are you a bot too? That was a wacky sounding reply

[@Jesus-xz9zu]

@@joemama2737 I think its an ironic comment but I am not sure

[@CrzYbaDmutha2245]

I would love to play this. The introduction is so action packed! I mean did anyone else see how intense running in place can be?

[@corvetterules8047]

I wouldn't be surprised if there are people on Steam deliberately making bad games just so Charlie will cover them

[@proxyprone]

I'm just impressed they got Ulysses to narrate their game

[@sighduck9789]

The Bear, The Bull, and The Boy

[@killaken2000]

Ethereal Snake got matthew mcconaughey and christian bale to be in his animated short Goofy Never Came Back (about Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald Duck in Vietnam and the horrors therein) through sites like cameo I highly recommend that video if you get a chance to see it.

[@MegaRazor619]

Are you serious?

[@DeepfriedNutz]

@@killaken2000 Pretty sure those were impersonators.

[@rotisseriepossum]

@@killaken2000 no he didn’t? meatcanyon and other ppl did the voice acting (great series tho) edit: I was thinking of the wrong. He actually paid a dude on fiver to impersonate the actors u mentioned

[@x2bounty]

Sometimes i feel like "How could I ever publish a game? There's no way I could ever make anything worthy of money" But when Charlie plays these.. puts shit into perspective

[@EpicBoss-]

I mean your goal should be to make the game enjoyable above all else really. Often bad games seem to focus on either the story, graphics, making complicated game mechanics in an attempt to stand out, or simply trying to pull in new players and make a quick buck rather than make the game fun

[@x2bounty]

@@EpicBoss- Forgetting that a game is supposed to be fun is a mistake I made in a few scrapped projects. It's easy to assume fun will just happen if you like a game idea enough. With these games though, it feels much more like intentionally cutting corners

[@alfresconub4539]

1:30 ruuning animation goes well with the music

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

As someone who possibly wants to go into game creating, I am taking note of Charlie's do's and don'ts of video games.

[@ilikethefedorahat3461]

Good luck man!

[@x2bounty]

if these guys can make a game, why can't you?

[@user-10021]

Please don’t take that route, being a trainee gamedev is extraordinarily shitty and kills you inside

[@x2bounty]

@@user-10021 I understand that's your experience, but let's not stomp over someone else's aspirations by implying our personal takes are any sort of consensus. :)

[@sebastianriz4703]

Dont do something ambitious. Start small and do something fun. Doesn't have to be unique but just make a fun game before you make a big project.

[@Hall_Meli]

I can understand indie devs putting out their first game on Steam that might not be perfect but $25 for that?!

[@aurawraxd]

The first game is like a low budget Mass Effect with a failed attempt at capturing the vehicular combat of Halo.

[@Xtc710]

Love when Charlie says “yea it’s lagging what do you want me to do about it”

[@dylanchilders]

I just love how personally offended Charlie gets over one guy in chat leaving because of him not being able to shoot over the car

[@greyish7212]

4:41 For some reason I can't stop laughing at Charlie calling a dog ''mountain lion''.

[@eastbrady9156]

You know a game is REALLY bad if Charlie doesn't use his usual sarcastic titles for his videos

[@TsubasaAnimations]

This games presentation actually wasn't all bad. With a few more years of practice these devs could definitely be making some good stuff

[@Brownaut1993]

Even garbage is acceptable for some people

[@pold111]

these are mostly bought unity store assets just plastered, id say what you were saying if they just used capsules and actually made an interesting game thats programmed by themselves

[@Zalazaar]

They're probably factory made in China somewhere.

[@piercemccauley7079]

No its really not

[@mikeehrmantraut8622]

No, stop lying to ur self

[@thevhm1083]

0:55 This can be a good meme template. Instead of a black screen, it can replace with an "Interesting" image

[@Soulsworth69]

As much as we try to deny it the first game is what we all needed to see to open our eyes to the true nature of the world and what it will become. Truly a masterful and poetic work of art.

[@fish5885]

beautiful game

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Yea.

[@DailyDoseOfKarenZ]

I'd take any day eating a 24.99$ pizza wing combo, over spending 25$ to unironically play Digitizer. The comedic value not sure if it offsets the price lol

[@MagikarpMan]

Y

[@erronblack8266]

O

[@mightyyoshiyt6772]

U

[@wildlordlucky9628]

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[@user-10021]

Same man, I only really buy games on the summer sale

[@bibbus3588]

The first game is like halo meets death stranding meets terminator meets cyberpunk 2077

[@starcomtachyon]

The first game spent their entire budget on voice acting. The second game spent none of their budget on voice acting.

[@aurorasaura5907]

Not even a full minute in and "you must find the boy" is making me cry

[@GretgorPooper]

Okay, so, at least that first one shows a little bit of effort. It's not like the person just got a bunch of random assets and slapped them together to make something mediocre, like Digital Homicide. No, it feels like the person who made it was being earnest, except they had no knowledge at all of how to actually make a game, so it ended up being a mess. An earnest mess, but not one without a heart behind it.

[@cachestache2485]

I've been considering trying my hand at Indie development, but I was worried about the quality of what I could put out, Charlie is out here showing me that I can for sure make something worth putting on Steam.

[@rabbitrulez]

If you are ever scared think of the people who worked hard like u will soon . The developers of undertale and stardew valley for example, you can accomplish amazing things as long as you work hard. Good luck dude.

[@azzy-551]

@@rabbitrulez Don't forget marketing. A lot of good indie games get buried under stuff like this.

[@scorpion0498]

10% of this game looks good, hopeful, promising... the other 90% looks like the budget ran out after $50 lmao

[@snufftbunz]

I know this looks crap but if you told me this was a student project I'd be pretty impressed. That being said, $25?!

[@borger1723]

that is the goofiest run animation I have seen in ANY game.

[@GuildCarver]

I swear chat could code a better game than this through Twitch chat.

[@yokingmonster1198]

Idk DougDoug does stuff like that with his twitch chat and we’re pretty dumb

[@GuildCarver]

@@yokingmonster1198 Chat's collective IQ is 0

[@repapeti98]

I mean these are a nice effort for a middleschool programming competition where everyone stares in awe how this guy could make a game alone while they're recording themselves ripping eachothers pants off in the toilet for TikTok clout. But I still wouldn't play them if they gave them away for free.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

They could make 65 levels but not a decent jump and run animation as well as not being able to spellcheck “volume”? 💀

[@liamgeffenmanor7088]

He it's one person and his first one

[@Fl0yd-]

You know it’s good when they tell you what happens in the entire game in the trailer.

[@zippy2470]

As a developer we need to keep making games like this.

[@brickabang]

People, please stop making these games, it ruins every other game due to them not being able to compete with the “out of this world” quality of these games.

[@Ramash440]

"We might just switch games this is getting fucking boring" Says Charlie with 15 minutes left to the video. Truly the most dedicated streamer of All Time.

[@Ramash440]

Oh, he did switch games. For some reason I expected him to do all 80-something levels.

[@JeromeBakerSmoke]

"they put puzzles in a horror game WTF" dude... ever heard of resident evil?

[@JackTheripper911]

The Man, The Myth, The *Moisture*

[@foodistzen]

map pride worldwide .

[@novalopez3068]

@@foodistzen man, you are the 3rd channel I've reported for this sh. Shut up being a map is cringe

[@WildArtistsl]

The morbin

[@damonsteward8609]

Charlie: "Tango? but that's just ammo, unless the ammos just gonna start shooting at me" Me: Well.... Yeah actually

[@judgebeanos]

the second game was actually funny looking enough to be semi interesting with a couple more updates, I really liked the menu settings lol

[@vutalthechefninetales4110]

That is the first one in the series to have voice acting. If I remember correctly the third one that was a single player story. Second time Lydia was the story character. It is a jank series and I believe that one even says to "Embrace the cheese." Probably going for original RE voice acting. They are jank but I can't help but love them.

[@thecheeseman4296]

0:51 this is the same exact rifle noised used by the DinoHunt C2 Rifle in Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter

[@prod.n4t0]

My favorite parts were the classics such as “Volum” and “Respone”

[@Robyamdam]

here's your reminder: it cost $100 to put your game on steam

[@SirBilliam96]

1:53 I have never heard volume pronounced "vah-lum" before lmao

[@DarkDoge]

Because they spelled it wrong in the setting, lmao.

[@ItWatchesWithoutEyes]

15:34 The rare Charlie Call.

[@DevaPein]

19:27 as that one guy in Fire Emblem said.. "interesting maneuver"

[@yaboysquints8614]

8:20 The textures on the barrels is the map of the world

[@deltography]

The Drained Goddess one just looks like the person(s) making it didn't have enough time/experience to properly execute their vision. I'm positive if they tried something simpler/smaller they'd do a good job.

[@jennifertrandafir]

15:34 Love that Tarzan yawn!

[@JTM369]

6:08 lmfao

[@eraoftheday5942]

Charlie: "18 gigs holy shit" Everyone who remembers big rig bitminer: *nervous laughter*

[@andromedazwhy6266]

You know it's going to be bad when they say 'we will prevail' in a telling instead of showing introduction.

[@davidwatson1947]

The game with the snakes “this is the hardest game ever made” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mlgman10101]

0:56 *Charlie closes the spacetime continuum* “oh whoops”

[@Caldella]

The character looks like a running emoji even while jumping. 🏃‍♀

[@PHONES28]

It’s sad that a game that came out a month ago that cost $25 looks and plays worse than an N64 game

[@kyahhh5482]

Digitizer would be great if they added "kelly" on the bottom right to add the awfullness of this masterpiece

[@JTM369]

15:03 I wish you played that lmao you can literally hear them talking in a open ass room 💀

[@derekofalltrades5494]

Thank you so much Charlie. I've been going through some serious depression and this video made me laugh harder than I've laughed in 2 weeks

[@mavymagdowney9798]

aww I know the feeling ❤️ hope you get better soon man

[@derekofalltrades5494]

@@mavymagdowney9798 thank you I'm hanging in there. Transitioning from military to civilian life is tougher than I thought it would be

[@ReizokoRyu]

I'm really sorry, man.. I do hope you get better - and thank you for your service! Hang in there. - A friend

[@derekofalltrades5494]

@@ReizokoRyu thank you for the kind words brother

[@GothicFoxglove]

I wish someone would make a horror game about cockroaches so that Charlie can play it whilst shitting himself

[@wildlordlucky9628]

You seriously don't understand it wouldn't be a real threat therefore it wouldn't scare him at all? Like think about it if ghosts really haunted Charlie do you think like a game he'd walk up and call it a P*ssy? No because real life and video games are entirely different nothing on a game would scare Charlie as he can separate real from fake how do you seriously not understand this???

[@hushravelle]

@@wildlordlucky9628 man, no jokes get past you, huh?

[@Zizpy]

@@wildlordlucky9628 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@sapnupua5]

that happened with PT

[@smdavis6604]

@@hushravelle No they hit them in the face.

[@Kalitayy]

4:40 Woah they have random events? This is better than CP2077 already

[@AlexG207]

Those Tron road placements looks like when you fuck around in Halo's Forge and you just place a block on top of the ground without any care.

[@trentonvalantine3007]

I have a huge respect for the agricultural community.

[@aaaaaa8099]

jesus the bot problem has really gotten out of hand

[@NankitaBR]

"It was the last nail in the coffin of capitalism" "Technology that was once a hope for a better future has become the weapon of a few rich" I'm getting mix messages here... 🤨 How can there be rich people controlling society if capitalism is gone? Are they royalty instead? How does that work?

[@danitron4096]

I guess private ownership just disappeared, and the rich became the government. So I think you’re right that it’s some kind of feudalism. But it’s a shitty game so maybe they just didn’t care

[@EpicBoss-]

They are probably dictators like Kim Jung un

[@Vanillamangaro]

Take a peek at russia or china

[@Lulu_Lime]

@@Vanillamangaro neither of those countries have claimed to be post-capitalist

[@SocialCreditScore]

It's post-capitalism but not anything like communism, this is more of a libertarian end state

[@lordbongus333]

15:33 beautiful sound

[@maverickloggins5470]

Classic content, reminds me of games like Me and Post Apocalypse 2: Scraping, and that weird Dutch boat racing game

[@Vespyr_]

I say they should make MORE games like this. lol Makes me think of the PS2 era of gaming.

[@MysticDreamCatcher.]

charlie in case you decided to take a leap of faith and look at the dumpster fire known as KZbin Comments: Have a good day, you deserve the best man.

[@Simon-xi7lb]

idk about the *best* man, but he deserves one of the better ones, yeah

[@Luhyn]

​@@Simon-xi7lbhe deserves a reasonably fine man

[@InfernoYTOfficial]

I'm working on a video in your honor. You're the protagonist and you go on a crazy road trip to a KZbinr convention but a lot of crazy stuff happens along the way. You also own a flying RV for some reason...

[@eddykidplayzyt]

16:15 no way they deadass called it 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴field

[@TheOddHolloway]

15:46 I think I might know what program you are talking about. I don’t remember what it was called, but it had like a weird green monster you can spawn in, or even a car or a human model. You could even build surreal looking levels and stuff.. I’m sure there were a lot of things like that, but my brother and I were trying to remember what that one specifically was called…

[@cambreaKer]

he's either talking about FPS creator, or the 3d game maker

[@TheOddHolloway]

@@cambreaKer I just found it! The one I played with was Cyberix3D. It was very surreal. Thank you though, I wouldn’t have found it if I didn’t search, 3d game maker or FPS creator.

[@whaddler]

If Charlie was the top review you see on a review list on steam, most games wouldn't be talked about to this day.

[@thiccolascage8180]

Is this a bot comment, with only bot replies?

[@whaddler]

@@thiccolascage8180 no, the second part of your comment is sadly true

[@isaacnewton1700]

The only reason this video exists is because he can't resist purchasing every game like this

[@void9068]

The chase music at the beginning sounds very familiar to The Legion chase music over on DBD

[@sieve5]

This game looks like my attempts at learning how to program in Second Life when I was 11.

[@user_hellothere]

Sometimes I literally just click around on Charlie's channel and let ads play. Hope you enjoy the money buddy

[@conkerconk3]

Even these games manage to use compressed downloads, where as some of the massive games on steam require you to download it completely raw all 100+ gigs

[@DillonintheDetails]

A baby monitor malfunctioning lol

[@codesymphony]

7:07 2 products and 19 reviews. if there's only one reviewer I trust on steam it's debie haymond

[@apcsox]

OMG 6:03 on for the rest of that game 😂😂😂

[@jooglia9146]

Are you talking about the spitting on the floor??? Why the hell was he doing that I’m so confused

[@rundylaw6212]

For $25, there's absolutely no way people unironically buy this with that quality of a trailer.

[@y0wz4]

I love how excited he is for these games, he was jumping out of his seat for drained goddess.

[@FijianSouljah1312]

This is the greatest bad game night of All Time.

[@cum_as_you_are]

8:06 laughed my ass off this resident evil rip off intro

[@OGM_OriginalGameMusic]

That "OUTBREAAAK" was actually from resident evil outbreak. In fact I think the music is too just toned down

[@Matt-je1ck]

"Oh god, a Mountain Lion! Luckily they have the lead pipes out" 😂😂

[@AJ_Ol]

Never stop making games like this. This looks like the video game version of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

[@cedx1820]

This game has something for everyone 9/10

[@irl8796]

3:52 wtf bro lmfao! I was looking all around my computer for that loud music

[@igretrovods9189]

Bad good games with Charlie is my favorite type of Charlie’s content