I Love Shrimp

Clip taken from my Comedy Special Dark White
@lachjaw

[@TheAngiepangie424]

Only discovered Lachlan recently, but love his flavor o’ funny!

[@mandi7930]

Anyone else think he sounds likes Jerry Seinfeld? 😄

[@augusts1]

Never thought of that till your comment, but yea he really does!

[@nitdiver5]

Never compare someone to a person that claims to eat human children.

[@Flotsam7jetsam]

wasn't going to say anything but thought so too! Seinfeld but actually better IMO.

[@nitdiver5]

My comment was deleted. Don’t trust anyone who admits to eating children’s flesh and comparing it to fluffy pancakes.

[@nitdiver5]

Seinfeld said on camera he eats children’s flesh. Not someone you want to look up to.

[@emilyhsmith]

Go on with your fine self! Thanks for the laughs! Peace, love and light to you and your family!

[@kagisomotsemme1890]

This dude is amazing. I've been a fan since last comic standing. Mad love from South Africa

[@ruthkubeer1250]

Me too

[@kagisomotsemme1890]

@@ruthkubeer1250 you're also sending mad love from South Africa?

[@LachlanPattersonTube]

Thank you.

[@victor_okpala]

Love truly makes no sense ⚒️

[@lisaleinberger3712]

I just recently discovered you and I have to say that you are completely, unequivocally, AWESOME. Thanks for bringing laughter to someone who desperately needs it..me.

[@LachlanPattersonTube]

Thanks Lisa.

[@jotun1022]

legendary bit right there LP! love it

[@charliterry893]

Your timing and delivery has improved so much. You’ve always been funny, but now I’m WEAKKKK laughing

[@laurainman1]

Still laughing up here in Norway😎

[@natalierivera5997]

Great wit!

[@wildflower2793]

You remind me of when Jerry Seinfeld was younger. You are so smooth and effortless I just love watching the words come out of your mouth, the timing is spot on like every time! You have something the Comedy World needs to hear much more of ~ Much love to you LP

[@LachlanPattersonTube]

Thank You.

[@p.doetsch6209]

This was pure comic genius. Way to tap into the psychology and experience.

[@jmack619]

How has Lachlan been flying under the radar for so long. ? He kicks A $$

[@yzolakitchi]

Sooo...sitting at home in the UK watching Japanese Marching Band videos, (no judgement, they are awesome!) and the algorithm introduces me to Lachlan Patterson. Three thoughts... 1. Hey KZbin...what the? 2. How come I'm only just finding out about this hilarious dude? 3. Forgive me, algorithm, I bow to your insight and of course I subscribe.

[@comedianmattrossey]

Ahahahahaha, GOLD Lachlan, GOLD! Going to share this with my wife in the Philippines. Thanks Brother

[@ruthkubeer1250]

🤣🤣

[@anklebiter9116]

Ummm so your a comedian too? You do know your wife in the Philippines is considered your husband in the U.S. yeah? Just checking bro.

[@comedianmattrossey]

@@anklebiter9116 I have no idea what you're talking about. And I don't live in the U.S., so your comment doesn't apply. Oh and yes, I'm a comedian.

[@MusicofDeHaro]

I needed that! Thanks

[@sdubs]

lol this needs more views

[@nikkiandy1352]

Hello from Jamaica. I find your humor very insightful and funny.

[@LachlanPattersonTube]

Hello and Thank you.

[@sandskin7911]

Comics comic ♥

[@arthurwhitest]

Why doesn't he have a sitcom of his own or why is he not in the movies? Is it the high cheekbones accidentally hanging up on his agent?

[@quengmingmeow]

When are you coming out to Columbus, Ohio or anywhere close? There is a vacuum for this type of comedy out here that’s waiting to be filled.

[@KensingtonCisco]

das es zee best du can spraken aus 1 year of lockdown? Camon man und step up ze game bundersplitzen