Why Do Baby Clothes Have Pockets? - Lachlan Patterson

Becoming a father made Lachlan Patterson realize two things. The first: why do baby clothes have pockets?
The second: a murder can’t kill me.
For more ‪@LachlanPattersonTube‬ follow him on Instagram @lachjaw
Originally Filmed 1/16/2022
Videographer: Matthew Magnus, IG @ mattmagzz
Editor: Keera Stephen, IG @keera.s
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[@nkanyisosiziba2761]

...use his fingers to unsubscribe from junk emails🤣

[@ken_kaniff246]

Baby clothes have more pockets than adult female clothes do

[@cheesinallday2331]

THIS 🙌🏼🤣😭

[@chuckiebrownbfly]

I was lookin for this. Why babies do but women dont?

[@ken_kaniff246]

@@chuckiebrownbfly I thought for sure he would've mentioned it too or maybe I'm thinking of someone else's routine

[@mg725]

@@ken_kaniff246 Nah it would take a woman to mention that, your average man either doesn't know or doesn't care that women's clothes have either virtually no pockets or really shallow useless pockets. Or the worst, stitching that suggests a pocket but then, when you try to stick your fingers in, says "psych, bitch! no pockets here"...I hate that shit

[@ken_kaniff246]

@@mg725 that last one has always baffled me. Why go through the trouble of making it look like it has pockets? Did women years ago not think pockets were fashionable and this trend just stuck around?

[@gmizzac]

"Don't shoot me, I just went to Costco man my cupboards are full." 🤣🤣🤣

[@amandabrown5555]

The image in my head of a robber being like “your wHaT?!” His whole set was funny 🤣🤣

[@pablot-r9402]

Undeniably relatable to anyone who's single. That's about how I see myself getting threatened by a gun toting robber and thinking what I'll "leave behind" if I die. 😄

[@kynshii]

This title seemed very interesting so I clicked and I was NOT disappointed 😂

[@typingreallyfast]

Legit laughed out loud just reading the title 😂

[@kynshii]

@@typingreallyfast lol

[@beigefox6579]

I was also laughing already after seeing the title. 😂😂

[@kynshii]

@@beigefox6579 lol

[@CinqueMalcolm]

baby clothes bit works....a baby with its hands in its pockets is just a hilarious visual

[@Budget_operator]

Hold up I thought I had some cheerios in here 😂😂😂

[@samlouielouienov2682]

There's one person in the crowd with an hilarious laugh! You can barely hear it 🤣 ihihihihihihi 🤣

[@Paces2]

Lol. Sound like a bubble.

[@gidgetmoore-hopper2286]

He said: I had a cheerio and a goldfish...heyyy who's washing my clothes...😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickeybernard8156]

This man is underrated. Need more of him.

[@Snjones777]

I've often asked myself that same question...why do baby clothes have pockets? 😊

[@MamiTT237]

Their pacifier lol… and just for aesthetics 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@laughteraddict1003]

I used to say for Micheal Jackson. Now I don't know

[@avanulaneway8418]

you need a job😂

[@rulisa1131]

Same reason there's baby sneakers 😂

[@SRose-vp6ew]

There is an obvious answer. It’s because mothers clothes doesn’t.

[@broetje1874]

Baby: " hold on a second, I had a cheerio in my pocket "🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@cycyj847]

"At least let me get through the eggs!" 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@TORULEZ10]

Haven't seen him in a while and he's still hilarious 😂😂 Also, this laugh factory produces some interesting laughs lol.

[@Aaron-hy3ff]

I think that is Lewis Belt lol, the second I heard the laugh in the background that’s what I said “Lewis Belt!”

[@pencilart6446]

He'll yeh he's funny

[@TORULEZ10]

@@Aaron-hy3ff I thought so too lol.

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

LOL The ending of this is super underrated because of how nonchalant his delivery is hahahaha.

[@premiumdre5228]

That was extra funny because I had to hold back my laugh while my girl teleworks lmao

[@wijirs1196]

Weird flex but ok

[@todo8328]

Hey, pimping ain’t dead. It just moved to the website smh

[@Jimbobjoe6258]

🤣 Tru I'd never seen a baby wit it's hands in pockets

[@aphakasibookeeoh4935]

the dont shoot me i just bought groceries compared to a kid 🤣🤣😂😂

[@bmoore1908]

This was awkwardly hilarious 😂

[@proto-t7k]

how was it awkward?

[@IlyaNLeo]

Lachlan is super handsome rugged and wolfing it. I LOVE IT! what a cutie pie

[@mznaeture]

C'mon man I just bought groceries 🤣 hellnawwww 🤣

[@clichebasnight9911]

The pigeon laugh in the background tho😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@alexisvalere4095]

He’s like a comic Jesus. Awesome!❤️

[@keithkeefer9954]

You made being a dad sound like a Blast 💥 At all times! 😎!!! It is!

[@JrSmoove]

Don’t kill me I just went to Costco 😭😂 please let me get thru the Eggs 💀

[@leonarmstrong5589]

I chuckled alot here but this bit made me bust out laughing

[@spiderpimp33]

Lol! As a father of a 2yr old, I have wondered the same exact thing! Lol!

[@chineseallison6306]

That pat did it for me....lolol

[@draco2xx]

one thing for certain he probably thought about baby pockets while high asf cause thats the only way you could think of that 🤣 no sober person could think that deeply

[@mangafq8]

Well if you're dressing your 2 yo, the thought could occur to you. 😂

[@thereisonlyonewright3040]

Thanks for sharing them. Couples goals for real

[@ARKREPPIN479]

I got robbed at gun point and said I have wife and kids and he let me go. Left with my car, wallet, and phone. I even tried to fight him before I realized he had a gun

[@avanulaneway8418]

good thing you had kids. A wifey alone woulda had you laid out like a motha🤣

[@SpeedRacer1125]

They say you’re supposed to humanize yourself in cases like that. Tell them something personal and they’re more apt to let you go. Or they could just say “F*ck that.”, kill you, cut your body up, bake your remains in a casserole, feed you to your family, marry your woman, adopt your kids, and live happily ever after. ❤️

[@ladycatherinedebourgh7336]

This was gold!😆

[@Bizzczar]

Chanel West Coast was in the crowd apparently @2:11

[@Samwize999]

That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking!

[@shug6645]

💀

[@jadowarcadia6227]

I'm actually willing to believe that was her. That laugh is too specific

[@user-co7fb6qe5w]

Yep

[@LeeJones-wk7xv]

A full cupbard of groceries is such a legit reason to not get killed.

[@riannadominguez396]

I was already laughing when I saw the title and who it was in the thumbnail😭. Knew it was gonna be good🤣

[@ChrisandTyCox]

The title made me laugh already haven't even watched the video 😂 😅 🤣

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

I heard a comedian who measured the pockets, apparently baby's get better pockets on clothes than women does. 🙃🤣 Where do I petition for women to get proper pockets on clothes! Funny guy! 🤣👍

[@williamkrause5585]

Women should just wear baby clothes, problem solved.

[@drew31dm]

He supa funny 🤣🤣

[@viciousvixens8771]

This was hilarious Great job!!

[@sikskillz2186]

really funny. this best comedians grace this stage. always funny people.

[@AntoineMcNeail]

Lachlan is always hilarious 😂

[@eacomedy]

Legitimately been making me laugh for the last 12 years his mind is ridiculous right

[@rd4469]

First time seeing him and he is hilarious!!!

[@jorgesantiago7893]

Says the guy wearing baby sweater... Jk 😂😂😂 The bit was funny 😂

[@DrewciferTek]

GREAT set lol

[@marshallmad6436]

Lol 😂 I’m dying of laughter

[@bradleylefika9209]

Dude look like *Cavani* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lomiawolfcaller5527]

Okay, this guy is good.

[@GRose31399]

Love this bit! Hilarious!

[@DestroJJ]

My guy is back!

[@BoodaSDavis]

Brilliant set 😂😂😂

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Any object that fits in a baby pocket would be a choking hazard.

[@trejones3075]

I love these types of comedians 😂😂😂😂

[@CatsAgainstCommunism]

I saw the thumbnail and the title got a laugh out of me. I know this is gonna be good.

[@MayowisHD]

I swear I can hear Chanel West Coast laughing in the back @2:10

[@marlygee3859]

My son kept a hot wheel in his pocket at 2

[@avanulaneway8418]

return that child to sender, something aint right!

[@sevonfif5456]

I hope you were able to put it out Or at least cool it down 🤭🤫

[@davidpesetsky9194]

Reminds my of Seinfeld 😀

[@HonoluluWhoCares]

He definitely has the energy of someone who eats a lot of salmon

[@cd-ramreacts3713]

That gave me the giggles lol

[@davidbabu1]

I love this guy😂😂😂😂😂😂He’s hillariuos

[@tae2x866]

He's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@socialclubmusic_]

I love this bit

[@VegasElement]

Hilarious!

[@bak1386]

His episode of the crabfeast is 1 of my favorite podcasts

[@NateSmith87]

This guy killed it.

[@timeallofgreatestthe]

When we go for walks, I don’t carry a bag, they keep their little water bottles in their pockets. Also, my kids love to pick flowers and instead of holding a handful of flowers the entire walk, I put it in their pockets.

[@queenannesrevenge3770]

If your kids can walk, they aren't babies. The joke is about babies.

[@timeallofgreatestthe]

@@queenannesrevenge3770 1 & 2 are still my babies 😢 😩. You’re right. They’re not babies. Most of their baby/infant clothes don’t have pockets, but I get it. It’s a funny joke.

[@micahmackenzie]

THERE IS A PIGEON LAUGHING right next to the Mic* (With headphones you can hear a funny laugh)

[@spiritledpoetess394]

This is a nut!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erinwilliams6201]

I had a cheerio in here 💀

[@jwat3217]

I’m crying laugh at 1 am 😂😂😂

[@annatevesbanzon1359]

Love these conundrums

[@vulfslayer]

A chereeo LMAO

[@Stitch163]

I hear Lewis belt in the audience

[@ondeck.ontimeent6443]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣THAT A GD QUESTION.. Y DO BABYS CLOTHS HAVE POCKETS 🤣🤣💯

[@keonnewilliams9511]

Come on man.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tangieshogelola6898]

Yeah whhhyyy do baby clothes have pockets but they won't give women pockets in theirs lol

[@shendaraalshedir5403]

Love this guy!🐾🌈☮️🇨🇦

[@kinghustle74]

I’m here hoping he answers the question!

[@i_treasure_u_forever3523]

I love him :)

[@pryelomitchell294]

Very clever 😄😄😄

[@MrFrunk1]

That was a great opening.. 💀💀💀💀

[@peacepeace5930]

That’s a valid question jokes aside haha

[@jasonroosa2475]

Is someone trying to start an old Dodge dart in the audience

[@blackamericatelevisionnews7842]

He reminds me of Steven wright the comedian. He does that type of black humor comedy.

[@alanbrown3172]

As a father of a 3 year old who's now in the "No" stage lol this dude just hilarious

[@Knowyourworth888]

Dude is gold leaf level dry delivery. Solid

[@jessievellon2620]

Hilarious

[@foxtrap614tango8]

he is hilarious!

[@naomieadair5635]

I saw the thumbnail and it made me Think of Rhett from GMM...like, they could be cousins or something

[@ricablancazai1136]

Im inlove with ur voice❤❤❤

[@concretejngl]

The thumbnail made me think Cavani was now doing stand up comedy

[@marcdaman6469]

In Germany "Lach, lan" can be taken as "u better Laugh!!!" ^^ not kidding

[@bighomieJ5X]

Got me thinking, why do baby clothes have pockets, like frfr 🤷🏾‍♂️🤔🤔

[@crystalmasters8582]

Cause toddlers LOVE putting things in their pockets 💜

[@ryanlawson9095]

Damn... didn't know Edinson Cavani did stand-ups 😂😂.

[@user-jc9yd3su7y]

am i the only one that hears a pigeon laughing the whole time?

[@datstrue]

Is it me or is that Chanel West Coast CACKLING at around 2:10 - 2:20

[@MbaliShaz]

I JUST WENT TO COSTCO LMAO!!!!

[@djacroama]

imagine being at a comedy show and the background noise is almost as loud as the comedian

[@Chef2451]

Definitely funny

[@phvtmphvrh42]

😂 😂😂😂

[@VisionsFromAmari]

Am I tripping or is there a seal in the audience?!

[@WilliamJan482]

Why he look like Edinson Cavani though😂😂😂