I LOVE YOU | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

How do you respond to “I Love You” if you don’t feel the same?
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Tickets: AliSiddiq.com. #TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

[@jenniferlreg]

Ali up on stage rearranging the furniture a million times 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zadition9095]

Authentic 😂

[@jenniferlreg]

@@zadition9095 He’s so funny and I agree he’s also authentic 😂😂😂

[@AGuyNameDash]

“That’s what’s up” 😂😂😂😂

[@LawardMccaskill-cz9kg]

I Love Everyone ❤

[@nieceybeats1827]

I said that to my kids dad when we first met. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackhavoc1320]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mjk2442]

Classic 😂😂😂

[@jarrardcarpenter6905]

😂😂😂😂

[@nathanelliott7897]

“Love starts in a one bed, one bath” 😂😂😂

[@brandmeow9014]

Coming up on 13 years together, married for 10, got our son (technically stepson but i look at him as my son) through school and outta the house, now we got a surprise kiddo showing up in february...... all started in a 1 bed 1 bath. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johannabanana8543]

"Don't requestion my question!!" 😂😂😂

[@samik5755]

“It’s good to be loved “ 😂

[@kingbrown1237]

I've said that. I was 17 I'll never forget it. At my house after school, she said ok. I gotta go, broke up wit me the next day. I was clueless.😢😊

[@kingbrown1237]

It's good to be loved ❤😂😊

[@lilhurtofficial.]

The new king of comedy, I said what I said.

[@Class_357]

Facts

[@boromy21]

I would have to agree

[@ayetam_aye]

❤

[@ladonwilliams1333]

No lies detected

[@zadition9095]

New? Been 😂

[@prettyblkgyrl74]

I had a friend (that wanted to be more) tell me he loved me and I said "dude, don't do this" His response "your response doesn't negate or diminish how I feel about you". Listen, that was either the response of a grown ass man or a well seasoned player 😂😂😂

[@Quiet_Elevation]

😂😂😂😂😂 Now that was funny, because it’s something I’d say back in the day…that’s some playa shyt 😂😂😂

[@Theevangelist7]

Grown ass man!

[@2EKgn16]

He was right though! And same goes for your feelings. His response doesn't negate. lol

[@OKSistah1]

"Dude, don't do this." 😂😂 That is hilarious!

[@DAZSA]

Are u Gemini lol

[@Kris_413]

6:42 the woman who screamed “scoot over” is my spirit animal 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@lakeisiadarensbourg4489]

“Scoot over”!! I’m crying & wheezing!! Bruh I can’t! Man we need these laughs. Appreciate you brother 🙏🏾

[@kellyjohnson8430]

You say.." I'm so happy you told me. I've had a hard time finding someone like you to be in my life and I'm so grateful for you"

[@2EKgn16]

Damn, smooth amd sneaky with it😅

[@LynnWilliams07]

Imma have to use this

[@NumeroUnoYo]

Damn girl, u smooth.

[@wedabestradi096]

This nigga is hilarious bruh ever since Mexican boots i been tuned in bruh aint missed once

[@LIKWITFYRE]

I literally wonder how do the waitresses and waiters hold their composure and stay on their job 😅 because I would be dropping drinks, pausing and standing there cracking the hell up, and talking to people about how funny you are @Ali Siddiq 😂😂😂 hands down to you boo, your comedy is unmatched! ❤😊

[@steviec1156]

It's easy, This guy ain't funny

[@LIKWITFYRE]

@@steviec1156 There's always a hater 🤭😅😂🤣

[@yanevaknow1017]

@@steviec1156but yet you’re here watching it….ok😑😑

[@steviec1156]

@yanevaknow1017 Who said I watched it? I came, I saw , I heard , I bounced. How long does it take to come to a conclusion of some not worthy of your time. I'll wait. Not long.

[@frankiedavissr8690]

😂😂😂

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

We all love you Ali Siddiq!

[@Ladybhive71]

😂 ❤we do he is not lying!

[@gond9166]

You the man Ali. Keep going. Your comedy saves lives.

[@oyoyoyo7624]

And with this one, he saving relationships too

[@boogieman8827]

Ali Siddiq Done told the most Romantic Scenario that no movie was able to comeup atleast in this decade.

[@roseyroseland5913]

Facts

[@roseyroseland5913]

Facts

[@nogglebeak]

legends gonna legend. ali killing it.

[@michellethomas4928]

Yasss Ali, that's how me and my husband started..one bedroom, one bathroom😂🤣🥰

[@reginaldmoore9947]

Ali you sit on the throne with some of the great comedians such as Redd Fox, Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor,Robbin Harris,Dick Gregory...... keep bringing the laughs🤣 my brother PEACE AND LOVE 💯💯

[@Sumayya538]

He is definitely speaking the truth

[@JaymeeKay]

Ali, who the hell doesn't love you? ❤❤❤ How you turn reality into something universally funny. What a gift, and I love you. ❤️

[@gigiw6333]

I love Ali Siddiq for being himself , for being REAL, for being 💯! Every video is worth watching because you NEED to KNOW what you will hear this time 😂😂👋🏿👋🏿🔥

[@stephmac9938]

"Requestion my question!" 😂😂😂 This mane don't miss!!! 😂😂😂

[@williamratliffe2606]

This was brilliant! Ali never stops surprising me.

[@rillo806]

I had a woman say "I love you." I said "We met 3 weeks ago, i dont even know ur middle name. Dont jump the gun." And that shit DID NOT go well which i feel like worked out best for me cause i think shes crazy.

[@Ottolynx]

Bruh Im at work and done slipped under my desk laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@joedeadwildin7730]

One of the best most truest moral filled jokes ever

[@ChoppComedyEnt.]

Keep being great king🙏🏾

[@funiwemiza6991]

"Flush it you're by the handle"😂😂😂😂

[@beatrice81]

❤ I love your comedy😂

[@crystalbotha5888]

I hve to watch Alis bits a coupla times over cause im reading the comments at the same time.. wana see if other ppl love this guy as much as i do❤watching from South Africa and to me hes the BEST in the game.. Period

[@queend5493]

I love how he makes the truth so funny with how he spins it😀😀😀😀

[@seanlucy6432]

That sandwich says i love you without words and that's what a man is used to

[@tweeksheart5647]

Scoot over is crazy 😂

[@terrionsmith2914]

Peace and Blessings Brother Siddiq❤ I’m here for it😂

[@EricaSwitzer]

Whew, been on the receiving and giving end of this one 😅😂😂

[@thomasspencer1712]

Been in love two times in one year.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Taueusgirl]

I’m on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@lifewk]

Shout out to the black lady laughing for me in the back, that is exactly how I felt 😂✊🏽

[@deelawson34]

Had me cacklin' at the end!😂🌠👑🔥

[@raniayoussef5599]

I know someone who responded with "I'm sorry you feel that way" 😂

[@DrippaManK-Bo]

Thats real love lol! Able to boo boo at the same time 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍 like "bae scoot over its on da edge" lllllllrrrrr 😂 big boo boo splatter in the name of love 😂

[@1danielramiro1]

I love it. What an ending. Amazing haha! Well played sir. Well played.

[@wandacounts5772]

Can't get enough Ali!🤣🤣

[@iamnykira]

"move over" 😂😂😂

[@ginabutler1294]

I love his standup comedy!!

[@williegrant3054]

I ❤ me some ALI COMEDY

[@ts-jus-differen]

you gots to take the lady in the crowd everywhere with you - I love you man

[@wedabestradi096]

I just love alis explanation of the world its refreshing

[@BEAUTYFUL18]

I BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND 14 YEARS. MET WHEN WE WERE 19. DATED 20. HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME FIRST.😊

[@tauraatkins2096]

You sooooo funny 😂

[@reeseymuney]

Enjoy your work bro keep it coming

[@BootUp318]

Already got my tickets for your Shreveport show.

[@shameka-i6i]

Trying to ditch my friends and the black rodeo for this!! Imma hafta fight my girls 😂😂😂😂

[@armanih2995]

This man is HILARIOUS, he be having me HOLLERING & CACKLINGGG 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nikkibgood330]

Love starts when you find someone real that will accept you at your best but love you at your worst

[@melvincoleman595]

He is talking about the 5 languages of love. Good book!

[@bro_zen_wan]

6:30 Was Tha Breakers Point 😂😂😂

[@db-vh7dv]

Man, a guy told me he loved me one time, I said. I do too😂😂😂😂

[@ScorpionPhoenix732]

I use that one too 😂

[@mactrek2]

That's my standard reply. 😂😂😂

[@skyme7484]

Right I say "same"😂😂😂😂❤

[@GeorgeTheTio]

Flush it, you by the handle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SammieSoSubmissive]

0:40 I said thank you once or twice back in the days.😂😂🎉

[@TheLovely990]

Hello Ali Siddiq. "Ali I love you, that's what's up"😁😁😁😁

[@Beautiful.Lioness23]

Two things…. “Loved two times in a year” and the “dirty ass food truck” took me all the way out!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ali you my guy!!!! I can’t wait to see you in Dallas!!!! 👑👑

[@Ladybhive71]

😂

[@808vws8]

No one can deny Ali is a BMF!! Much luv&respect from Hawaii brahda🙏🏽🤙🏽

[@LitaSays]

New subscriber here. I just realized I've been watching your videos for months and wasn't subscribed. My bad. I love your comedy.

[@letashaluxuries]

That’s real love ❤😂😂

[@newme1813]

THE MAN RIGTH HERE! ALI! 😂 💯

[@DEPSTEPS]

3:29 I JUST SAY " DITTO " 😂😂😂

[@erik4894]

Thank you

[@Tecboy08]

Yo Ali... U Throw'd tf off' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilraider22]

This happened to us on vacation. We both got food poisoning at a resort. It was horrible.

[@Cara_sofar]

wait so you sat back to back? I honestly just wanna know if that's possible cause that'll change how we apartment hunt.

[@FollowMyReality504]

Loved ya show down here in NOLA (late show) Appreciate you coming down and showing love brother. Blessings 🤝🏾💯

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

thank you!

[@BraveMarcBell]

Flush it youre closer to the handle! 😂😂😂 im over here tripping!

[@showe31]

Studio flats start up some real love ❤️ 😅😂

[@cinderellie8]

Real talk! My dude!!

[@savedbychrist23]

Man , I need to see your show in Houston Laughing is good to my soul When are you coming back to Houston?

[@MrsNewland318]

Right back at ya Babe!!🥰 #mygriot

[@isaiahboothe4299]

"DAS WASSUP!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yamazaki112]

My guy is back! This was genuinely funny

[@rainbowens4712]

Flush it you by the handle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@glintrhmj]

Dirty a food truck 😂 and the 1 bed one bath 😂😂😂 truth

[@luciusoglesby2469]

Yo those black ladies loud ass laughs are really adding to the bits lolol

[@2C2G]

This is more than comedy.. Take notes‼️😎🤌🏿

[@LilaHorton]

She in there😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kjwking3923]

Ali, you know you got issues!!😂😂😂

[@cashmayes2343]

I say "You should" or "I know"and ain't We lucky?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@cashmayes2343]

I fucks wit you ali

[@gintoki_sakata__]

"Ain't we lucky" is crazy 😭

[@cashmayes2343]

@@gintoki_sakata__ We ain't lucky? 😂

[@oyoyoyo7624]

Im imagining trying out using “Ain’t we lucky” and not getting shanked

[@2EKgn16]

​@@oyoyoyo7624😂

[@kyk5400]

Ian cried tears laughin in a few months omg you ignant

[@khatzeye]

This made me cry 😂😂😂 it’s so damn true!

[@rhill3453]

U R masterfully funny. Can hardly wait till U come 2 the Beacon.I love U 💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖

[@WovenPsalm]

Good teaching ❤

[@katlap3101]

Yesssssssss Aliiiiii

[@WendySmith-o2e]

That girl laughin been by the handle before! 👉🏾 😂😂😂

[@SuperDelightfulone]

Ali is my favorite comic, can't wait until you come to Nashville

[@healthyhabits3406]

That’s wassup is very much me 😂

[@therealkingeddo]

“I love me too” would be my response 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RamonaDumas-q9c]

I love your comedy and your realness real❤😅

[@Melanialania]

I love you Ali!! I am happy to hear your thoughts.

[@devincognito8932]

The word love has more meaning to us. We don’t just throw it around

[@Ladykat43]

Real talk.

[@thomasspencer1712]

"that's what's up"....😂😂😂😂

[@dubtube2823]

Facts

[@shareebrown4362]

Good to see you in my hometown 😊