Part 17 of 20: The Aryan Nation Put a Hit on Me in Prison | Domino Effect Part 4 | Ali Siddiq Comedy

[@hitopstl]

How does someone tell zero jokes yet have such good comedic timing in his storytelling. Dude is a legend

[@sneez1414]

That hole story was a joke my friend but you right he damn good at the delivery

[@mr5.56Gang]

Sounds to me you never seen Dave Chappell or Kevin heart all of them tell story jokes your just use to knock knock jokes you have to build the joke also all of us brown folks does this

[@hitopstl]

@@mr5.56Gang youre right, I've never heard comedy from 2 of the most famous living comedians...? All jokes aside, I think Ali is a cut above them both in storytelling and joke building. But you're right that I am white so it's a biased opinion.

[@matrix2030x]

there's one in every hood in america...some people are jus gifted orators and funny at the same time

[@5toolplayer21]

@@matrix2030x right.. bro aint from the hood.. hood stories always have comedic relief at the right moments... lol

[@THEREALNeMsH674]

Jihad,Mustafa & Mateen sound like the jail Navy seal team...😂😂😂

[@waunyalytle9255]

Cell block team 6 🤣🤣🤣

[@suecullen631]

😂😂😂😂yup

[@pesser]

O BLOCK 6

[@user-Tripleggggggg]

Al Ameen

[@lilsand.]

@@waunyalytle9255 Cell Team 6 woulda been so perfect 😢

[@Leo-V]

I like this Format Ali did here feels like a Ted talk, Mixed with Comedy and Testimony all at the same time. Love his story telling much respect

[@Jamaltakii223]

That is a CARDINAL rule in jail NEVER tell nobody yo release date😂💯

[@jeremylesso857]

I didn't

[@TheYates27]

You don’t always have a choice. Sometimes prisoners who help out with paperwork leak it. If you’re in with lifers they make everyone pop that date. They want short timers to know what’s up

[@trsumbry]

People can be such haters.

[@aquariusmix]

Prison. Not jail. Prison! They are two entirely different things!

[@jeremylesso857]

@@aquariusmix shit me same rules apply

[@Pondy33]

Ali looking like a Microsoft desktop icon with that background

[@filthymcnastyazz]

Tellytubbies

[@Jguthro]

Now this is going up at work.

[@Slim900]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mdanielp2]

😂

[@filthymcnastyazz]

@@Pondy33 more like teletubbies

[@gmen3066]

My man needs to write a book or a screenplay. I love his stories.

[@ldn_vin]

These are the biggest facts. As a smaller dude coming up I got into hella fights, not because I started them but because someone mistook me for an easy target they could disrespect.. Now I have to put you and everybody in line of sight on notice.

[@kevintse2870]

I’m pretty sure the joke is that he IS the kind of guy looking for fights but he “doesn’t admit” it.

[@davidaldridge5716]

@@kevintse2870exactly. I’m sure there’s plenty of small guys that are chill but short guy syndrome is definitely a thing. Again….doesn’t apply to all but some of them have thoughts in their heads that avg people aren’t thinking about Like people over a certain height aren’t thinking about eye lines and height or anything ….but some brothas are like who tf want it allll the time

[@alexanderthegreat5649]

I swear that's exactly what I went through and was gonna say, the bigger dudes picking on me were never accused of having any complex, but when I got fed up with them fukking me I'M the one with a complex for being little? Make it make sense, I remember choking a dude out in the bathroom in middle school. Now, no one said not a word when he was fukking with me, but when I defended myself and had him going to sleep, ERRYBODY now telling me to "chill out!"... I'm like, nah, fukk that you were deaf & blind when I was on the other end, remain deaf & blind now that the roles reversed

[@Orlandoknows0]

We learn to fight real quick and it's very vicious fighting, life or death stile fighting that can get out of hand real quick learned my lesson real quick, only thing that kept me out of jail was that they were three and they were gangsters harassing a girl friend, but it's dangerous win or lose not worth it

[@abelsoto4417]

I cannot tell you how many times, taller dudes have tried to pretend to be hard by trying to check me cause I’m smaller.

[@joshsmith3927]

“Now you got to come down” lol

[@vedametatron]

😂😂 facts !

[@howardwayne8288]

"Now you GOT TO COME DOWN HERE!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@eazyweezy1876]

Number 1 rule in prison... MIND YO BUSINESS

[@zelbongrimmage3770]

Facts

[@jackbynum2460]

Mind ya own and u will live long😂

[@comedianhaze1619]

Rule number 2; DONT FORGET RULE NUMBER 1! From former SCDC Inmate00290426

[@pwhiteukbtbtvgeneral4674]

I’m doin my thang 💀 😂😂😂😂

[@RomeParis-k5s]

😅

[@fiftybelowzo2]

"Or the sword gets stuck in your pelvis"

[@crystalsherman8896]

I don't get what he meant by that

[@DreDayBoogie]

@@crystalsherman8896 😂stabbing white boys

[@Slim2x92]

People trying to kill you, what would you do??😂😂​@crystalsherman8896

[@ZachAAlam]

Got locked up at 18 and the Muslim Brothers took care of me during my 3 year term. Never got in a fight in prison bc I'm Muslim

[@Rilldabarber]

Ali is definitely one of the new kings of comedy

[@Justin-bv3gi]

New? Dudes been around since 1998. You’re about 26 years late.

[@teekandy]

Not even close to the kings of comedy.. not even close

[@equinoxnemesis6170]

@@teekandywho are the kings of comedy then? In this new era…

[@teekandy]

@@equinoxnemesis6170 def. Shane gillis is one of them .. ali saddiq is not even in anyones conversation, he tells stories but cant even be considered a stand up comedian

[@equinoxnemesis6170]

@@teekandy ok who else you gave one example. I give you Shane I can’t dispute that. But I agree that Ali is one also. Who else is better than him? You sound like a hater. I know plenty of people who think he’s one of the best.

[@beverlyobasiolu]

😂😂 went eating right after the chaos lol

[@nickmagrick7702]

Gotta blend

[@Ifllc]

GOT MY FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE BATON ROUGE SHOW

[@kakawanamagee3075]

When is he coming please let a brother know!!!!

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

oct 18. alisiddiq.com

[@kor405]

Meeeen bruh u blessed ! Am happy for you ! Enjoy d show ! It’s on my bucket list cuz I live I EU but one day but one day am gonna sit in d front row ……

[@DaDungeonNCR]

WOOOOW

[@4hire565]

Hell yeah!!

[@howardwayne8288]

Most entertaining TED talk ever!!!👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@nairobi6891]

I am newly introduced to Ali, and I am very grateful. He is funny as heck 😂..

[@dianabahar8284]

Yes he is!! He's a master storyteller. 😂❤

[@lnbeausejour]

Me too 2 days ago ❤😂Love the way he tells his jokes/story/life lessons 🙏🏾

[@nairobi6891]

@@lnbeausejour Same, 2 days ago 🤣🤣🤣.

[@prestonnyandebvu6511]

Welcome to the Happy family y'all ❤

[@phishtix452]

I'm jealous. I wish I could rediscover his content. Same with Patrice O'Neal

[@MrJazzrat]

Just saw Ali in West Palm Beach Florida tonight. The show was the bomb. Can’t wait to see the brother again.

[@craigberry5963]

What good west Palm Beach, Florida I'm from Stuart, Florida, went to college at PALM BEACH ATLANTIC, living in Charlotte North Carolina, waiting for his show to hit Charlotte

[@JohnSalsalito]

​@craigberry5963 martin county!!!

[@MrJazzrat]

@@craigberry5963 get your ticket bro. It’s worth the price and more. Opening act is very good and Ali takes it to another level.

[@jyjjyc]

Ali has the makings of the next big black comedian & I sincerely hope he breaks into the mainstream. His message of being repentant, accepting life’s hardships & doing it with a sense of humor is miles above the foolishness we tolerate that passes for black comedy. Keep it up, sir.

[@amfam100]

beautiful counter ambush they were probably in there just chilling thinking "oh shit 3+ vs 1 he has no idea we're here... this is cake!" all of a sudden three dudes with stickys come and surprise your ass lollolololol

[@Bigtxguy]

This guy is lying his ass off, typicalshot you hear from someone who was in a low security prison for a very short time , this guy is full of shit

[@MonkeyTookMySpoon]

Ali’s stories are wild as hell 😂😅

[@txdoubletap8509]

I don't like people bothering me either 🤬🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥💥

[@dallaswhatley1902]

My boy must forgot how he kept doing Quincy 😂😂😂😂

[@YUNGFRESH25bklyn]

That’s a whole fact, ppl pick on you then call you crazy when you react 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@MVK_GS]

Dude is a great story teller.

[@jlrose2008]

You got me good, man! I was all set to watch the latest on Diddy and then you put this youtube out and took me away from my goal! You keep this up and I wish you mo money, Ali Siddiq!

[@iflytrevino23]

Same!!

[@mr.o6240]

"The Fire Safety Clerk" 😎

[@Nikkibgood330]

Can make a bad situation funny true comedian Genius keep it coming 😂❤

[@thomasvelasquez3790]

I swear I'm on here daily watching these videos from 1-4 lol over and over and I have my tickets for your show here in Sugarland tx🔥🔥🔥 can't wait

[@p.reneeblue7799]

I have a VERY short attention span... that of a two-year-old, and I was TOTALLY invested in this story!😂 #greatjob

[@MaaZy_]

I couldn’t understand this crowd’s impression! *Ali* is not telling jokes! He’s telling a story and he’s good at it. A lot of funny things in it but also there’s parts which consider serious events of dignity or dominance .. etc. and the crowd laughing❕

[@Rehsor]

Lol foreal I told everyone I got denied parole then bam I was gone 😅

[@BellaJewelzz]

Got my tickets 🎟 for your Fayetteville show😂😂

[@kgsmove2002]

Me 2. Right up front.

[@DBrooksie]

@@kgsmove2002same here sec J I’m ready for it

[@danielwilliams7670]

Hope that it isn’t canceled like the one I bought tickets for

[@DBrooksie]

@@danielwilliams7670 hey no don’t bring that energy I’m excited

[@BellaJewelzz]

@@danielwilliams7670 that's why I have insurance on my tickets.

[@tiatula973]

Can’t wait to see you in Philadelphia!!!! 😊

[@reggiefurlow1]

Prison sound's really bad

[@ThinkerHaistTV]

It’s not so bad… Just don’t go twice.

[@saletamikell371]

It sure is

[@saletamikell371]

@@ThinkerHaistTVfacts, won’t get me again 😂 nope

[@vergespierre4271]

Yes. I like my "freedom " lol

[@gizmod22]

It would be difficult, and on top of that, all of your life’s dreams are dying every second you and everyone around you are there. This damages your mental state in a horribly torturous way.

[@kevinjames9468]

This is exactly why face to face conversations are important before false information gets taken as fact

[@bigmama752]

You are owed/minus mils. The description of your talent hasn't even been invented yet. Them brown eyes got my brown eye winkin' jk😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@joreladams5719]

That's wild!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JanWynd]

@@joreladams5719 BRUH! ! ! ! ! ! !👀👀👀👁👁😵😵😵😵😵 Love a woman that aint afraid to let her love for starfish-pleasure be known. They are a rare appreciated breed

[@greaterishe7197]

​@@joreladams5719FOR REAL!

[@kwp973]

Damn Big Mama I wanna see what cha working with💯 I know you got that yummy 😭😭😭💯😻👌🤔

[@taufiqwright2961]

I was on lock hearing, about this lil brother in the Ummah.

[@nashfordtx]

I love that you can tell funny stories without using too much foul language.😊

[@troyrobertson4277]

You should of went back to CADILLAC when you got your release date 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you funny as hell bro 😂😂😂😂

[@greaterishe7197]

😂😂😂

[@grovve8960]

Dude acts soft but in reality dudes hella gangsta 😅

[@crow2272]

I relate to this... not the story but the violence that's needed at random times. Having to turn into a monster at any given time on the fly. Being that "different type of person" ... really is that side as a man you have to master. A controlled beast, strong enough to contain that monster and know when to use it... big love to you Ali

[@Mr_Yow]

Gotta meet energy with energy.

[@n7tozen430]

Stories always on point and relatable lol

[@bundown5463]

You know you're on the top of the food chain when, here in NY, guys like Pharaoh and Godfrey do Ali impersonations.

[@blackkonnexion]

*Got my bail slip once from an acquiescence who worked the yard;and I still told him to say nothing.Promised to give him a belt and jacket;'cause you never let nobody know your exit.Sentenced or Awaiting trial...* 🤞🏿

[@EasylifeGaming]

That release date is one day before my birthday lmao crazy!

[@lamontevlogs]

ALI WAS A GANGSTA LOL, fuck what you heard. You can't tell me otherwise 😂😂

[@jdt9177]

Hmmm…I did 4 years in prison and the Aryans ran the entire facility. Only 3 things happen when Aryans put a hit on someone. That person either gets killed, almost killed, or they run to the guards and get moved to PC.

[@Dirt-3-]

@@jdt9177maybe but they would have to stop having sex with each other first 😂

[@MDM8998]

Better than Chappelle, hands down. Not apologizing 😂😂😂😂 #notTrynaStartNun😂

[@Sachi52]

It’s stupid to compare. We can laugh at both

[@MDM8998]

@@Sachi52 How stupid and arrogant of you to think THAT much of yourself to tell another human being anything about them is stupid. I and anyone else can say w t f we want just like your unintelligent, immature behind did. Grow up and stop showing everyone why you're probably single or either that mofo is miserable with you 😆 🤣

[@officialmetroplexman3088]

Thank you for your comedies they bring people together fr

[@latriciaclassy5458]

When are you coming to Tampa

[@rosebanx00]

He just came in June

[@latriciaclassy5458]

@@rosebanx00 dang i missed him.

[@Yolander-c7c]

First time seeing him he funny as hell 😂

[@Officiallyferalaero]

Been there 😂 I HAD to come see this.

[@k.a.williams9290]

He is brilliajt, and his storytelling is 2nd to none.

[@jaysmith7632]

I'm doing my thang 😂😂😂

[@gurlwhowants2dj]

I can listen to him talk all day 😂❤

[@SaronJoy]

BEAUTIFUL... STORYTELLING AT ITS BEST! ❤❤❤🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@ivancortez9596]

My mans eating good! Good for you! Keep it up my guy

[@HumanHeart1]

That's prison politics!

[@frankbeltran1412]

Remind me to never go to prison.

[@stoney093]

hes never lost a fight period ! 😂😂

[@OneToothTwoFish]

Becoming a goat. Stay bless bro...

[@LCREEDTV]

Technically you started the fight though lol

[@desecration171]

You must have a very liberal interpretation of instigating. He politely asked him to come down. Dropping the HardR will get you jumped regardless if you're in or outside of prison.

[@jdt9177]

That story is bullshit…I did 4yrs in prison and some jail time too. When aryans put a hit on someone they die…or they run to protective a custody dorm. U don’t have a hit on u, fight a member, then talk shit to another member and get the hit dropped. Thats not how it works. If he stayed in the same dorm they would keep coming until they eventually got him. It either didn’t happen or after he heard they had a hit on him he check out and went to PC. He can fool regular people but I’ve been in a couple different correctional facilities and I’ve seen how it works.

[@Velveteel67]

Thanks for the real ov it,😂😂😂

[@duncanjoiner7319]

Facts about us lil dudes not starting fights. Every fight i had someone else started it . Mainly tall dudes.

[@beyourownvibe6638]

I love this brother. Blessings be upon you Ali 💪❤️

[@Harrythechef]

He always got a bullet proof vest on 😂

[@MrBlackBono]

I can’t beat you for free 😂😂😂

[@BlowinSmokeTv]

Lil dudes had to have a big heart and rough hands in the 90s. Had to face shit head on. Bruh just leave me alone so I don’t gotta get wild.

[@blu3wulf03___7]

I was 420 on likes cross that off my bucket list 😂

[@sambaker3446]

First comment my family love you man and appreciate your life and comedy

[@GarageGrows]

That’s the craziest shirt,sweater, polo I ever seen

[@77Creation]

It's 'bama as hell. But he's a real one.

[@st.courts9593]

Taking my Big sis to TX to go see him for her birthday.

[@porkyorcy1715]

listening to him tell amazing stories and stand on business in fights is absolutely fire, i'm the exact same way 😅 i don't fight people for no reason but holy shit i absolutely love fighting and there's no way i'm gonna let someone try some shit so 🤷

[@Hereticxxii]

This man is an orator

[@redriver6541]

You're killing the game Ali. Ive watched everything multiple times.... Damn good at this. Whatcha see D? Whatcha whatcha see D? I'm proposing a bill to capitol hill..... Willie Mrfrn D!

[@DennisObannon1]

You shot Quincy at a bus stop! lol! That’s kinda starting some shit. Then you beat him with a tray then wanted to jump on him in target! Smh! Lmao!

[@umbrayoshi6588]

Let's remember how Quincy earned that response...

[@DennisObannon1]

@@umbrayoshi6588 yeah. He may not start them but he doesn’t forgive or forget. He holds grudges! Lmao

[@westbaltimore4337]

Quincy fucked him over waayyyyy worse wit man vs boy 😂😂

[@latoyaross8332]

Quincy started it. Ali, isn't the one to let it go 😂

[@gklazzof2009]

I always been a small dude and hear people say napoleon complex and I’m here to say it ain’t that it’s a being a man complex. Just because I’m small I will be treated no less than a man and now I’m gonna show you if you mess with me I’m standing my ground

[@joshuawilliams8252]

Stories like this make wonder how things went for the instigator later. Can't be a good day for you when your shot-caller finds out you got a bunch of his boys poked up because you couldn't handle losing a fair one.

[@noirjente5049]

He is just as funny live or more so. Definitely gonna check him out the next time he's in FL

[@Realdell]

May God bless you Ali ❤

[@IveyDontae]

😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ I like this guy

[@renecianeneengland9014]

2minutes in ali say all i got do is take it i say cadillac... 😅

[@doncmleon]

Bro, hurry up and come to Austin TX!

[@LeonCarter]

And another banger from. Ali

[@AtheneHolder]

DOING YOUR THING MY ASSSSSSSSS you know damn well you was doing some stoopid ish lol

[@youngmurk100]

He def still sending green dots 😅

[@Yahya70Ewp]

Al hamdulillah 😂💯💪🏾 I can relate! That's exactly how it is. We got into it with them as well in the Feds. One of theirs called a brother the N word over some eggs... he wanted extra eggs at breakfast and when he didn't get it he got loose with his mouth. The brother hopped across the breakfast line and was putting in work...his ppl came running, we was already there and it was on!

[@skibbydweez2647]

You know things are bad in America when comedy is prison gang fights

[@On-yoursquare]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@noirjente5049]

@skibbydweez2647 It's not about the prison. It's about the situation and how you deal with it. Everything Ali described in this story could and has taken place before in many places that have nothing to do with incarceration. Look at the video again and think about it. There's a larger message here that it sounds like you've missed.

[@jejbsh2191]

It's so bad that people from all over the world are doing everything they can to get here and make a better way for they family if they are willing to put in the work

[@fuckyoutube9713]

How? Comedy can be found in almost every situation, I think it's less of something going bad and how masterful a comedian is they can take a situation that sounds horrible and make it funny

[@jacobgrissom1391]

He's a middle pack comedian that deserves to be higher ranked but were allowed to talk about our experience and from prison to here is why Americans are the best

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

They putting a hit on America rn lol💙

[@fatshp4031]

You really help I been twice 11 years total Florida

[@myezathemyth]

Fire Safety Clerk!!

[@patrickjones7773]

And that’s how it goes within there

[@jdt9177]

Sounds like bullshit to me. I did 4 years in state prison. When the aryans put a hit on someone they die..or the person asks to go to a protective custody dorm/pod. U don’t have a hit on u, fight members then go talk to a member and threaten ur way out of a hit. Lmfao…it doesn’t work like that.

[@kevinhunt1202]

Great story teller but even better bser!

[@BENZYteevee]

Broski ripped up that paperwork for the ab leader because they were funny charges, the word gets out and his whole empire gets pulled from him. Thats how you keep someone in your pocket

[@drrbrt]

All Power to the BGF!

[@scootiegotbanned5433]

Been eating good anit it 🤣🤣

[@scootiegotbanned5433]

🤣 glad to see you out and doing u bro

[@billiondollaworthagame]

Ali be keeping it real but funny

[@donlamourchimhanda8214]

Scary man😂😂😂😂

[@chiefvyhu_ru4487]

He just stole my joke. I be like, I’m going in yo pockets. This ain’t no robbery neither. Because I told you before we started. See I don’t like fighting, teeth all in my knuckles. At the end I’m alway the bad guy…. People like you didn’t have do him like that, big fellow 😂😂😂