I'm back.

[@DolanDarker]

I can't believe James Marriott did that to you

[@sajyboyrulznw5629]

Ducc

[@coolpenguin5355]

What's up checkmark

[@oscurodous7655]

What's up checkmark

[@austinwilson1048]

What's up checkmark

[@onesievenusaur1673]

What's up checkmark

[@TheRussianBadger]

this was just the lord punishing you for leaving gods sacred land

[@Chicken4War]

go back to New York schlatt the pope misses it

[@kasai9263]

Badger my man. What's up?

[@evancruz3775]

Badger still not verified lmao. Love your vids

[@kostok2627]

hi mr badger

[@infernowo7093]

Why aren't you verified lol

[@ConnorPugs]

It’s wild how there are 3 electrical grids in the entire United States: the eastern grid, the western grid, and Texas...

[@fortnite7038]

Lol

[@mason7002]

h Only true OG’s know what the original message was.

[@arseini0274]

LMAOOOO

[@monusk]

Monusk

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@umaisul]

The fact that the Texas senator went to Cancun while his state was freezing up is just too much for me to handle

[@OverweightAndSad]

That's freedom brother

[@naman-mishra]

And then he blamed it on his DAUGHTERS

[@mus8654]

Wanna be a good dad?

[@Coach_Shiner]

The only thing he accomplished was losing his reelection chances by over 70%

[@thedemonhater7748]

Honestly if he doesn’t get primary’d or lose his re-election campaign the people of Texas will basically be saying “do whatever you want lol”

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The king returns when his people needed him most

[@MtnDew4828]

Mtn dew

[@jschlattLIVE]

Mtn dew

[@angeryzach5450]

mtn dew

[@legitbusinessownergus7620]

Mtn dew

[@DustyZz]

Mtn dew

[@Patterrz]

The McDonalds part is peak USA

[@ikmf]

What's up checkmark

[@DudeNamedDrew]

Whats up checkmark

[@k2drippy263]

what’s up checkmark

[@oooToffee]

Whats up checkmark

[@tomh2572]

What's up checkmark

[@zaycheese1139]

schlatt's new york spirit was so powerful he brought the whole climate with him.

[@LivingDead_Guy]

LMFAOOOOI

[@bunnybubs3456]

YEP

[@nuttyart129]

Shlagg

[@jamesderekobrien6369]

That's our schlatt XD

[@itzz_sav_peace]

FRRRRRRRR

[@trinnnnnnnn.]

"Some people get 1 inch snow and just start dying" *laughs and crys in canadian*

[@Chicken4War]

we get too much snow sometimes

[@mr.frigid8102]

Right? I cant believe people struggling with that little snow. We had a dickhead principal in elementary who would send a horde of children out into 2+ feet of snow every day in the winter lol. We trained for this shit since childhood

[@mollypeters123]

*cry laughs in michigan*

[@conn6r]

Lucky I’m in Vancouver we get fucking 2 days of snow a year

[@daxgraham4585]

@Fuji Le_Peach I live in Saskatchewan

[@TommyInnit]

Whats up checkmark

[@fizzfizz1881]

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[@koolaidtastesgood4425]

Who’s up checkmark

[@anirawatxt]

it would be funny if schlatt doesn't reply

[@koolaidtastesgood4425]

@TheDriver you ruined it you dorf

[@catsarenice19]

What’s up checkmark?

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

Even tho I am not an employee the curiosity got the good of me and I regret going to that website you mentioned

[@wafflebauf5256]

What did it do?

[@Lippy01]

@@wafflebauf5256 Gay pornhub

[@quackingjuice6022]

What's up checkmark

[@danielluksha2298]

As all of us, my friend...

[@richiedontmiss]

i like checkmark

[@ConnorEatsPants]

Lol im moving when its warm 👍🏼

[@manlyman793]

whats up checkmark

[@plaguex6]

Yep

[@Natedogok]

Yes

[@daisyiscool1114]

ok

[@stellar_7283]

Hi conar

[@ella-pp5jn]

southern states getting an inch of snow: *people start dying* northern states getting 4 feet of snow: *literally doesn’t affect them at all*

[@elenaciolkosz8284]

I live in Wisconsin and we get really cold winters as well as crappy bipolar weather. But the 3 really nice months of the year is why everyone still lives here.

[@Mizkif]

Nice House

[@jhansbernard9856]

hello user mizkif daily

[@calebperry401]

hello user mizkif daily

[@DeadInside-dv8pv]

Yo

[@ericr.malice318]

hello user mizkif daily

[@RuzGaming]

What's up checkmark

[@Diiify]

schlatt: *moves to texas* texas: *literally falls apart* schlatt brings the chaotic energy with him confirmed

[@j.jnerdamy320]

Jschlatt is the harbinger of Chaos

[@BongoBybs]

I don't make the rules but... saying your favorite youtuber has "chaotic energy" is very cringy imo.

[@BongoBybs]

@@Victor_Graves ok

[@fridakron1696]

@@BongoBybs True...but it has it’s uses, and some might enjoy the clichéd phrase 🤷‍♀️

[@Diiify]

@@BongoBybs oh yeah i totally agree, i just wanted them likes lmao

[@FranzJx]

I am never staying at Marriott again!!!

[@jschlattLIVE]

Can we boycott Marriott??

[@inkpink_]

what up checkmark dude

[@Blaxi131]

@Rob Rainsden no u EDIT: guy who deleted his comment said "shut up"

[@Refunditation2375]

ae

[@gamerroyale777]

What's up checkmark

[@Leinks173]

The only reason he didn’t freeze to death was because of the pure rage heating his body.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

All my homies hate Marriott Edit: if you comment “what’s up checkmark” I will make a video about it

[@redspheres6269]

What's up checkmark

[@klm9440]

whats up checkmark

[@finnvictorsson]

what's up checkmark

[@herrsteinr637]

What’s up checkmark

[@NotFine]

what's up checkmark

[@ConnorPugs]

What a great time to move to Texas!

[@izzy2218]

hey

[@lilyofficialartsLOL]

Verified

[@pepperybread738]

mhm

[@bananabread7885]

Hi

[@sxyn1495]

Shut up

[@Cyrotech]

Your place might be kind of empty right now, and Texas might suck a bit, but at least you have the Pope to keep you company

[@tropical2397]

ooh verified man

[@burningperfume]

Preach m8

[@epic.6608]

Hey texas is cool

[@jschlattLIVE]

Whats up checkmark

[@ikandoit]

@@jschlattLIVE the pope is all you need

[@Abby.weyhrich]

0:46 I can't stop looking and just imagining how soft schlatts hair would be at that moment.

[@budgetlifter]

imagine walking by and just seeing some random new yorker furiously screaming inside his car.

[@legogonkdroid1839]

JuSt ImAgInE

[@Violet-zc3qi]

It would be a dream come true 😌

[@Aztrosist]

welcome back mr. texas

[@Emma-un6ok]

bunger??

[@zer0letter154]

bunger??

[@rinmack]

bunger??

[@shartwarrior]

bunger??

[@jschlattLIVE]

Whats up checkmark

[@tmayer8095]

Guys I think he’s back

[@jae9952]

no i don’t think so, idk where you’re getting that idea /j

[@gayYoungThug]

@@jae9952 "/j" This is youtube king/queen, live your life, no need for "/j".

[@memers_4253]

Oh really

[@Nixxori]

@@gayYoungThug they use Twitter sadly. I'm a chad being happy without Twitter.

[@sh1tstain]

Guys I think he’s black

[@happiesttick234playzz9]

Imagine driving by and seeing jschlatt screaming in his car.

[@s0b3r_chu39]

Lol

[@boosouls]

big guy

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@k0k0mi39]

*big guy*

[@rhettcunningham3652]

One big guy

[@esotericamare]

Big guy

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi9849]

Congrats on first

[@tom_878]

The worst thing is that he doesn’t have his keyboards to take his rage out on

[@krivlyashka]

HaHaHa, Yes

[@thefoochie2118]

Mtn dew

[@filmishit]

Mtn dew

[@madchanman2141]

Mtn dew

[@aux428]

Fr

[@realquixed]

Everything's bigger in Texas, which includes disappointment.

[@CustomName]

should've bought the pope a seat on the plane

[@frogyuu8272]

HAHHAHA

[@EvilF]

Flying pope

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@iamnotanorange6020]

No need. His holy power allows him to fly

[@VERYR4RE]

i first read "shouldve brought a rope", uhm ok

[@AleksWorkshop]

You have passed the trial, congrats

[@gktoliver]

verified channel trying to get some clout on their dying channel

[@ascii0n278]

What's up checkmark

[@ascii0n278]

@@gktoliver huh

[@novamusic4649]

Whats up checkmark

[@yichivt]

Whats up checkmark

[@coleslaww4346]

The McDonald's incident sounds like something actual Texans do. Very accurate.

[@H0RR0R_CR0W]

Sounds like something a lot of people would fo

[@pepperminttheelfff]

3:44 my favorite story of this video

[@CoolerStar-lz1jr]

Me too. I tell other people about how studip this was.

[@The404Studios]

These comments are like a army of brainwashed time travelers.

[@hitthedoughnut25]

What’s up checkmark

[@karinalouise7946]

What’s up checkmark

[@bruciex4574]

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[@t0kyy]

What's up checkmark

[@koochi8257]

lmao true

[@_Bran]

Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” is would do this horrible thing.

[@kojeb]

it all makes sense now

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@this._.person6620]

that's what i was thinking

[@GassyGoat]

How could he, this is reason why we suffered? Well at least he is here.

[@janellturowski6769]

all his fault

[@illumynarty]

As a person living in a southern state, the statement saying that our states just die over even a single inch of snow is one hundred percent correct, especially that one time in 2014 when the interstate became a place to abandon your car because you couldn't get to the gas station

[@justkains4939]

As a rural North Carolinian I both disagree and agree, it just honestly depends tbh.

[@santino.navaroli]

Georgian speaking, as soon as there is a snowflake on someone's trash can, school is cancelled!

[@summerk2382]

love the pfp

[@illumynarty]

@@santino.navaroli 100 percent correct, Georgian here too

[@quacks4596]

People that are verified in KZbin: *comments on jschlatt’s video* Jschlatt: *What’s up checkmark*

[@MrWobbles]

Truly disgusting, that some "James Mariott" would do this horrible thing.

[@thazzlit7896]

hi wobbles love ur channel been watching u since the start!

[@egg3164]

What's up checkmark

[@einvious]

What's up checkmark

[@meatball7697]

The big burger battle

[@jasonshields515]

Love your music Wobbles ...nice seeing ya down with the Jschlatt

[@heather77f]

4:43 Schlatt being on the brink of tears while explaining why he couldn’t get a Big Mac is the most depressing image imaginable

[@AlexCorporations]

“Some places get 1inch of snow and just start dying” Cackles in midwestern accent. We get droughts, floods, hail, tornadoes, earthquakes, blistering heats, freezing winters, rain, sleet, whatever (besides wildfires and tsunamis) possibly all in the same year. Weather does not faze midwestern people.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

We've adapted to 100° weather and thunder sandstorms in West Texas. You should look up "Haboob in Lubbock" shit gets fucking crazy.

[@Angocell]

you know it baby

[@madisonsmout7949]

In the prairies (Canada) we get literally everything except for tsunamis and hurricanes

[@e6486]

We havent adapted to much from where I am, all we got is tropical weather and heavy rain

[@coreneo9098]

Hitman agent 47: I’m the best killer 1mm of solid water in Texas: r u sure bout that

[@thomasrobinson3840]

Remember 1998

[@PatchyMcSlashy]

Schlatt's appearance in Texas scared the state so fucking bad that it reversed its entire ecosystem to try and get him to leave. Legend

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

“This place sucks!” Yells the holy man

[@haileyfrancis2896]

Schlatt was like “Moving to Texas beats living in LA” And Texas said “is that a challenge”

[@NoCorrelation.26]

Schlatt: *Moves to Texas* Snowstorms: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@NoCorrelation.26]

Yes, apple

[@zanky1571]

@@anapple1220 a truly powerfull statement

[@anapple1220]

@@zanky1571 apple

[@chrishuijben1360]

Maybe it was Schlatt that caused all the problems

[@maxvilocity]

As a canadian, texas collapsing under 2 inches of snow was a *little* funny.

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

It wasn't just 2 inches of snow. And we don't get snow often. So I'm glad you think most of us almost freezing to death with no heat or clean water is funny.

[@karlwithac_]

@@SirLiamTheGreat np

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

@@karlwithac_ What are you trying to say.

[@lordfarquaad1319]

Plus with no school tht was a good time for me but weren't prepared for food tried going to the gas station but my ma wouldn't let me but we made it on a tiny little snow

[@alastorbutwithagun]

bro, being canadian and seeing texas just fail in like, -20 weather, is so surreal. that's so normal here, seeing places not used to it is insane to me

[@arekkusu0o]

schlatt’s hair is utterly godly without that hat. beautiful. love the hat too, though

[@eazy2lawyer851]

He wears the hat to contain its power. Without it the world would end

[@Jinxvro0]

I live in taxes and honestly the snow storm was pretty cool. Even though we lost power and almost froze to death

[@Sangeetaghosh176]

Taxes 😂

[@immanenteffigy8929]

real talk schlatt, during hurricane laura last year we had several hotels try and charge us for rooms that they DIDNT EVEN HAVE. like we'd book online, call to make sure that it went through, and then be told that hey! they don't actually have any rooms for us to stay in and they lied on their websites and weren't going to refund us. all the while we had just lost our house and everything we owned that didn't fit into the back of our car : )

[@av3joe576]

wtf. That’s really scummy

[@lefrek1318]

thats messed up.

[@la_jefe9105]

I love how schlatt, one of the most chaotic entertainers uses chill animal crossing music

[@lotous3634]

I honestly feel really bad for Jshlatt the week he moves to Texas the worst storm in Texas in decades hits, he gets scammed by marriot and his moving guy tells him sorry u ain’t getting your stuff sent to ur house, like what are the chances of that happening

[@miapapia]

it’s so weird seeing him not in a dark room

[@rezaraiwong]

ikr

[@jackalslab2230]

“The night I flew in, Texas decided to have its biggest snow storm in decades” *coincidence? I think not...*

[@Chillwave6]

Missed a chance to do a "THERE HE IS THERE'S MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY" now that it's even more appropriate

[@jessicaa_a]

POWER OF THE POPE

[@Why-ly7ee]

I remember that week none of the zoom classes were working so they just cancelled everything and my math teacher was like "OK so I know nothing is working but y'all know what would be fun, if y'all went outside in the freezing cold make up an equation,solve it,graph it,take a picture,and then send it to me"

[@jacie2476]

my teachers gave us assignments and we just didn’t do them then the state excused school for that week and we never had to do it lol

[@zarthiarose221]

Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do this horrible thing

[@VENVUS]

*thats alot of damge how about a little more?*

[@noahiscursed8212]

283 likes. people looking at this comment: likes the comment also people:1 reply (wait that would make it 2 cuz me) but yeah that makes sense

[@ahmedmahamedosman8950]

Third times the charm. P.S. for once I'm charming

[@mochi_247]

o o p

[@darks1d3rz16]

@@noahiscursed8212 what..?

[@qtip7697]

Can't believe I actually ignored your warning and went to that goddamn link Schlatt. This is unbelievable. I've now watched every video in the category on the first 17 pages, I can't fucking stop. I have been cursed. Please help.

[@SirDiceGuy]

I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing when I typed it in 😂😂

[@twentyone.pilots]

when i hit enter i saw the link that it changed to and immediatly closed it LMAO

[@grimmwithnobrimm8613]

@@SirDiceGuy i am lazy can u give me the link do I can copy and paste it

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho4280]

Truly disgusting, that some “Weed eaters” would do this horrible thing.

[@thegoblinking.]

Legitimately never heard a worse more stressful moving story. Good lord dude.

[@justbarelydecent]

I never would’ve found this guy if wasn’t for cancel culture, so I thank you cancel culture

[@keatonmonville9943]

we welcome u to schlatt gang

[@JJ-zy1co]

@@keatonmonville9943 love the pfp

[@tcbj2003]

Its like mining gold but you found diamonds

[@user-BadUsername]

Welcome to the jschlatt side partner

[@sushi1172]

Welcome. It’s fun here! There’s some more of him on: Austin Show, Lunch Club (isn’t a thing anymore but still has videos with him), and Chuckle Sandwich!

[@unsaltedcracker2343]

Nobody wanna talk about how good he looked when he showed himself in the snow: thanks for the likes and btw I was complimenting his hair

[@coopierre]

no

[@lulu805]

i smell a simp 🤢

[@paige2355]

Omg I thought it was just me he looks so good all the time

[@bojohorseboi6507]

Schlatts hair is just too sexy

[@eddie3082]

no

[@larchx]

I went to the wonderful website meant for Marriott employs only, and it was such a pleasant surprise for my whole family, in which none of us are Marriott employees. Thank you schlatt for this fabulous bonding moment.

[@thecinnamonbear163]

I mean, he did warn you not to click it if you don't work for Marriott.

[@tacoman2279]

i should have listened...

[@Pantso0]

@@tacoman2279 what happen

[@tacoman2279]

@@Pantso0 happy men

[@vriskamoder]

@@Pantso010 big hot men

[@jeanie3266]

Best add timing ever i just got a bitlife ad that started with "my mom died" right after he said thats just great.

[@jeanie3266]

It was like 3:15

[@smh_tuna]

the McDonalds story killed me, the fact that it happened is a true testimony to human intelligence

[@taximaxi1431]

The guy in the front just sits there and waits for someone to say something through the speaker for a solid 40 minutes.

[@user-mz3pu2qk3j]

As someone who lived in Chicago and moved to North Carolina, I can confirm everything goes to hell when there’s supposed to be snow The first time it snowed while I lived there, someone lit a car on fire in the middle of a road. I’m currently making plans to move back to Chicago

[@mysticryder8508]

I love how your description isn’t a description at all, your just talking about how the video should’ve gone

[@ofs24]

The Pope is the only man to keep Schlatt company. Everyone start praying

[@loxvan1ty]

The guy who started the McDonald’s line is truly a great example of what Texas is like as a whole

[@snadipaska]

That "snowstorm" is literally summer in finland XD

[@arow_00000]

Cool

[@cargowroom]

well not now- it was like 31° a week ago lmfao-

[@ieatroofing]

Dude imagine the TSA When Schlatt has the pope in his suitcase. “Sir put your bag on the belt please..... Uh sir the Xray shows a body in there”. “Oh that's just the pope” Okay.... wait what the fvck”

[@dharma75]

PFFT AHAHAHA I CAN'T-

[@El_pothemia]

🤣😂😂

[@1k1ga1_]

Pfft- wtf😂😂

[@themysticalgold2707]

The man waiting at McDonald's is a legend.

[@lazarus7477]

Fucking madlad

[@themysticalgold2707]

@@lazarus7477 ikr

[@sharp3108]

Thank you so much for that link. I sent it to a gc of my friends and now they all have that in their history.

[@Frizzable]

The Pope wouldve melted all the snow with the aura of his massive meat

[@LushSSB]

Ok big guy

[@ugly7561]

New Check mark guy right here

[@emmetbrady3393]

Well thats an awful image

[@saadjaved4843]

whats up checkmark

[@gmacphee7953]

woah check mark

[@kryptos6478]

Schlatt: Looking forward to this Texas: No your not

[@shovelmp4971]

you're*

[@morq2732]

@@shovelmp4971 STOP SSOJSIS9

[@ellareed2588]

As someone who lives in the Midwest I also find it hilarious that people that live in hot places perish the second there is an half inch of snow

[@Foxjitas]

As a Texan, the worst part of Texas showed its worst side when you came here. The weather. Anyway, welcome. The southern hospitality here is a real thing btw :D

[@jimmychu3773]

God I love this state

[@bleeb7263]

Y e

[@Foxjitas]

@@jimmychu3773 amen parner’

[@user-jq7my2vl4l]

Yeehaw

[@blank6334]

I am also from texas

[@armorend1334]

I love how you played the Redd music during the Marriott bit. Definitely fit the mood.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Schlatt: im back! Also Schlatt: doesnt upload for a month

[@yeix7159]

I love how jschlatt is just replying to every verified person with “whats up checkmark”

[@tepacety7602]

not tommyinnit

[@lilacarson]

alternative title: schlatt shitting on Mariott for eight minutes straight

[@ihasgundonttryme7615]

You aren’t wrong.

[@nyx0781]

Marriott built another hotel in my state I was wondering were they were pulling that extra money out of

[@fae5863]

ok i'm sorry, but his hair in the first like minute of the video looks so fluffy-

[@dreamwalkinginbrooklyn9356]

FR THO😳

[@lazywolf5368]

It does-

[@ftfalycia9164]

Weird

[@cryopex9976]

uwu

[@docstre]

Thank You Me And Some Of The Marriot Team Have Reviewed Your Website And We Thing You Have Benefited Us In Many Ways. We Appreciate Your Help In Making The Marriott Team Better For All People.

[@Matthew-kq9uk]

I love how he was an evil dictator in Minecraft but in real life he is a funny guy.

[@toasty8396]

The way he entered and just said, “This place sucks!” was amazing😙🤌

[@MtnDew4828]

Mtn dew

[@toasty8396]

Mtn dew

[@darraghb7407]

Mtn dew?

[@darraghb7407]

Mtn dew

[@hephaestx]

Mtn dew

[@ivypatrick21]

Alt. Title: “Pissed New Yorker Moves To Texas And Becomes More Pissed”

[@raptormaverick4774]

Megamind to Texas: “Your weakness is snow? You’re kidding me right?!”

[@umfiyml0354]

@@Braniac00 you wouldn’t get it

[@diamondstrings5212]

@@Braniac00 obscure reference to a line in a movie but it’s switched up to be original and funny

[@maxhydekyle2425]

The panhandle of Texas was looking at the rest of the state like "fucking pussies." We get plenty of snow up here so we were prepped for this.

[@beercansam9290]

@@maxhydekyle2425 I live in coastal Alabama and I have a similar situation where the people up in the northern mountain areas don’t get crazy hurricane storms and when there is rains like crazy people lose their minds but it’s usually fine.

[@Nice-ph1qu]

Necrophiles when they don't find a dead body in morgue: 0:04

[@abigailchloe]

Wake up, Schlatt. You’ve been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we’ve been trying to wake you up ever since. This “copypasta” is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home we love you, Schlatt.

[@xsamxrblxd9631]

what -

[@petermarsella6537]

@@Carth531 I think they mean "when" they get in a coma

[@emecartwright]

Thanks for triggering my derealisation my guy

[@haggartmeli]

@@emecartwright don't worry, you're real, i'm real. everyones real. i'm human, i have feelings. you're human, you have feelings. and everything is real. when you bite into an amazing piece of food do you feel it? yes. does it taste good? yes. why? because its real. everythings real. (Not unicorns and you know)

[@alicxgarden1126]

The description says “who is Ranboo” Then in tales of the SMP “MY BELOVED!”

[@phillymayz1127]

“As a New Yorker you’d hear stories of Southern states getting an inch of snow and they just start dying”😂😂😂 as a New Yorker I can confirm this

[@JacksonAndNikki4Ever]

as someone from Connecticut I can also confirm this

[@plutoyoon]

i moved from WY to NM and it’s true. they just drop like flies

[@katelyn6787]

As someone from alaska i can comfirm

[@brianna2352]

I'm from South Dakota, so yes, I too can confirm. My grandpa, who lives in Weslaco, Texas, had his heater on, a near winter coat on, while it was like 60 degrees F. It was insane to me because 60 degrees is nice in South Dakota (shorts and tank top weather nice).

[@kaitlynm4771]

i live in MA and go to school in MD and even Maryland people will lose their minds over a couple of inches of snow. it's mindblowing

[@sethjohnson3732]

Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” is would do this horrible thing. I am really sorry this happened to you man

[@maxsmatrix]

Can we talk about how Schlatt is so pretty without his hat on? 🧎🏻

[@squishy6822]

why that emoji tho

[@Pebble22]

YAS

[@joleebensonjoleeconfirmed0677]

That’s why he wears the hat.

[@lindyjackson9830]

ong

[@gooodguyleon]

Truly disgusting, that some “Texans” would do this horrible thing.

[@okaytyler2774]

It's true. I was the Texans.

[@lobotomized_troll]

I'm sorry mate 😔

[@donmojon9622]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[@frag_manz]

ok, but in all seriousness i do really hope schlatt is doing far better because i know how it feels to be so hopeless and it feels like the only way out is through something you truly just dont want to do

[@krissytrue1743]

I just can’t stop replaying the -kicks suitcase- “*this place sucks*”

[@LemonShork1]

i checked out your website it was so good 10/10 would go to again

[@PTesh]

Hi Back 👋

[@tracypan8407]

What’s up checkmark

[@trilogyprions9924]

What's up checkmark

[@colelynch8602]

What’s up checkmark

[@nei32]

What's up checkmark

[@croxdark1215]

What’s up checkmark

[@candyseller8193]

00:04 when you walk into class and your best friend isn’t there

[@AKrevix]

When you have to leave the party when your favourite cousin comes

[@-superben-2]

Yep

[@swansonater5889]

When it is the first day of school.

[@elleapostrophe448]

When the good cousin (aka the only person i get along with there) doesnt show up to the family gathering:

[@sapphiradavis742]

Welcome to the south sir. Dont come to Georgia. We are more bipolar than Texas. We go through all four seasons in a hour. We love it here.

[@SMii7Y]

hey schlatt you got nice lettuce my guy

[@giles7157]

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[@vexlen9696]

ello SMii7Y

[@basil-nl6su]

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[@Guy630-x9n]

Baguette

[@orion2826]

mtn dew

[@haileylowry3950]

Texans: touches snow Texans: *evaporates*

[@iicane7936]

Thanks for the “marriott” link. My parents check my search history every night (which I can’t clear) and now I have to explain to my parents how a pigeon worshipping sociopath’s negative experience at a hotel led me to the link I opened

[@huhho915]

I opened that on a school computer, I'm so excited to explain that to my school

[@nietaiden4436]

Damn your parents check your search history EVERY night!? That sucks

[@conan8819]

i mean he did warn you

[@adxpt_]

Please tell me what the link is about I’m dying to know

[@charleyerasmus2729]

@@adxpt_ gay porn 😀

[@gatorinator2387]

“Hey Patrick, what am I?” “Um, stupid?” “No I’m Texas!” “What’s the difference!”

[@7xtoxic_885]

Marriott*

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

@Sgt. Joe anythings better than California

[@Tryonic]

@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 Florida. I rest my case.