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Schlatt is in Texas and Texas is in Schlatt but I wish it was 10 Big Hot Men in me instead. Hello from the deep south! In this commentary video Schlatt talks about stuff for 8 minutes and change, which is just long enough to pollute the video with multiple midroll ads to make as much money as possible. He talks about the awful Texas Snowstorm 2021, which left millions of people out of power thanks to Ercot - kind of like when Schlatt has a heart attack and perishes on the Dream SMP! I put TommyInnit in the video for half a second just so I can also include him in the description. Maybe I should've titled this Commentary Video "Minecraft's Snowstorm Mod Is Incredibly Funny," and then the thumbnail is Schlatt in a red shirt. Who Is Ranboo? I Still Don't Know. I'm old and grumpy and in Texas with my best friends Mizkif, Trainwrecks, Pokelawls, Esfand, and Marriott International. The power in my house is out but At Least I Have My Blankets. It's almost like I brought the cold weather down south with me. If only I could bring the pizza and bagels with me, too -- maybe have a good old New York Slice of Pizza Pie at my favorite New York City Bodega with New York City Mayoral Candidate Andrew "Chicken Soup" Yang. Better yet, me and Davey Pageviews go out to John's at Bleecker Street, get a 10/10 and then day trade some no-name pink sheet company up 500% by closing. That's what I call a Portnoy Pump! /j /hj /ij /lh

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[@anirawatxt]

it would be funny if schlatt doesn't reply

[@koolaidtastesgood4425]

@TheDriver you ruined it you dorf

[@catsarenice19]

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[@TheRussianBadger]

this was just the lord punishing you for leaving gods sacred land

[@Chicken4War]

go back to New York schlatt the pope misses it

[@kasai9263]

Badger my man. What's up?

[@evancruz3775]

Badger still not verified lmao. Love your vids

[@kostok2627]

hi mr badger

[@infernowo7093]

Why aren't you verified lol

[@umais320]

The fact that the Texas senator went to Cancun while his state was freezing up is just too much for me to handle

[@wyatttapaha1654]

That's freedom brother

[@naman-mishra]

And then he blamed it on his DAUGHTERS

[@mori4549]

Literally like when scott morrison (Australian prime minister) went on a vacation during the Australian Bushfires

[@mus8654]

Wanna be a good dad?

[@Coach_Shiner]

The only thing he accomplished was losing his reelection chances by over 70%

[@trinnnnnnnn.]

"Some people get 1 inch snow and just start dying" *laughs and crys in canadian*

[@Chicken4War]

we get too much snow sometimes

[@mr.frigid8102]

Right? I cant believe people struggling with that little snow. We had a dickhead principal in elementary who would send a horde of children out into 2+ feet of snow every day in the winter lol. We trained for this shit since childhood

[@mollypeters123]

*cry laughs in michigan*

[@conn6r]

Lucky I’m in Vancouver we get fucking 2 days of snow a year

[@daxgraham4585]

@Fuji Le_Peach I live in Saskatchewan

[@DolanDarker]

I can't believe James Marriott did that to you

[@sajyboyrulznw5629]

Ducc

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[@10bighotmen32]

Truly disgusting, that some “Texans” would do this horrible thing.

[@monitomonaja1715]

yo i got here right as you posted this wtf

[@zamin6060]

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[@mintstar3]

how are you verified with that name

[@travistee368]

VERIFIED

[@DANIEL-zn4kx]

“Is would do”

[@Leinks173]

The only reason he didn’t freeze to death was because of the pure rage heating his body.

[@Abby.weyhrich]

0:46 I can't stop looking and just imagining how soft schlatts hair would be at that moment.

[@Mizkif]

Nice House

[@jhansbernard9856]

hello user mizkif daily

[@calebperry401]

hello user mizkif daily

[@DeadInside-dv8pv]

Yo

[@ericr.malice318]

hello user mizkif daily

[@RuzGaming]

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[@ConnorEatsPants]

Lol im moving when its warm 👍🏼

[@manlyman793]

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[@plaguex6]

Yep

[@Natedogok]

Yes

[@daisyiscool1114]

ok

[@stellar_7283]

Hi conar

[@pepperminttheelfff]

3:44 my favorite story of this video

[@CoolerStar-lz1jr]

Me too. I tell other people about how studip this was.

[@happiesttick234playzz9]

Imagine driving by and seeing jschlatt screaming in his car.

[@s0b3r_chu39]

Lol

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The king returns when his people needed him most

[@MtnDew4828]

Mtn dew

[@jschlattLIVE]

Mtn dew

[@angeryzach5450]

mtn dew

[@legitbusinessownergus7620]

Mtn dew

[@DustyZz]

Mtn dew

[@Patterrz]

The McDonalds part is peak USA

[@wolfu2]

Yes

[@ikmf]

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[@DudeNamedDrew]

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[@k2drippy263]

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[@oooToffee]

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[@realquixed]

Everything's bigger in Texas, which includes disappointment.

[@ella-pp5jn]

southern states getting an inch of snow: *people start dying* northern states getting 4 feet of snow: *literally doesn’t affect them at all*

[@elenaciolkosz8284]

I live in Wisconsin and we get really cold winters as well as crappy bipolar weather. But the 3 really nice months of the year is why everyone still lives here.

[@ConnorPugs]

It’s wild how there are 3 electrical grids in the entire United States: the eastern grid, the western grid, and Texas...

[@fortnite7038]

Lol

[@mason7002]

h Only true OG’s know what the original message was.

[@arseini0274]

LMAOOOO

[@monusk]

Monusk

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@FranzJx]

I am never staying at Marriott again!!!

[@jschlattLIVE]

Can we boycott Marriott??

[@inkpink_]

what up checkmark dude

[@Blaxi131]

@Rob Rainsden no u EDIT: guy who deleted his comment said "shut up"

[@Refunditation2375]

ae

[@gamerroyale777]

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[@quacks4596]

People that are verified in KZbin: *comments on jschlatt’s video* Jschlatt: *What’s up checkmark*

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

“This place sucks!” Yells the holy man

[@zaycheese1139]

schlatt's new york spirit was so powerful he brought the whole climate with him.

[@LivingDead_Guy]

LMFAOOOOI

[@bunnybubs3456]

YEP

[@nuttyart129]

Shlagg

[@jamesderekobrien6369]

That's our schlatt XD

[@itzz_sav_peace]

FRRRRRRRR

[@Aztrosist]

welcome back mr. texas

[@Emma-un6ok]

bunger??

[@zer0letter154]

bunger??

[@rinmack]

bunger??

[@shartwarrior]

bunger??

[@jschlattLIVE]

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[@sayariaimotosayorisoldsist2727]

6:39 gladly

[@maxvilocity]

As a canadian, texas collapsing under 2 inches of snow was a *little* funny.

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

It wasn't just 2 inches of snow. And we don't get snow often. So I'm glad you think most of us almost freezing to death with no heat or clean water is funny.

[@karlwithac_]

@@SirLiamTheGreat np

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

@@karlwithac_ What are you trying to say.

[@lordfarquaad1319]

Plus with no school tht was a good time for me but weren't prepared for food tried going to the gas station but my ma wouldn't let me but we made it on a tiny little snow

[@alastorbutwithagun]

bro, being canadian and seeing texas just fail in like, -20 weather, is so surreal. that's so normal here, seeing places not used to it is insane to me

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

Even tho I am not an employee the curiosity got the good of me and I regret going to that website you mentioned

[@wafflebauf5256]

What did it do?

[@chaserpent]

@@wafflebauf5256 It redirects you to schlatt's youtube channel lol

[@Lippy01]

@@wafflebauf5256 Gay pornhub

[@quackingjuice6022]

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[@danielluksha2298]

As all of us, my friend...

[@Diiify]

schlatt: *moves to texas* texas: *literally falls apart* schlatt brings the chaotic energy with him confirmed

[@j.jnerdamy320]

Jschlatt is the harbinger of Chaos

[@BongoBybs]

I don't make the rules but... saying your favorite youtuber has "chaotic energy" is very cringy imo.

[@BongoBybs]

@@Victor_Graves ok

[@fridakron1696]

@@BongoBybs True...but it has it’s uses, and some might enjoy the clichéd phrase 🤷‍♀️

[@Diiify]

@@BongoBybs oh yeah i totally agree, i just wanted them likes lmao

[@snadipaska]

That "snowstorm" is literally summer in finland XD

[@arow_00000]

Cool

[@cargowroom]

well not now- it was like 31° a week ago lmfao-

[@Imsaorsa]

I live in taxes and honestly the snow storm was pretty cool. Even though we lost power and almost froze to death

[@Sangeetaghosh176]

Taxes 😂

[@CustomName]

should've bought the pope a seat on the plane

[@frogyuu8272]

HAHHAHA

[@Evilf]

Flying pope

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@iamnotanorange6020]

No need. His holy power allows him to fly

[@VERYR4RE]

i first read "shouldve brought a rope", uhm ok

[@ConnorPugs]

What a great time to move to Texas!

[@izzy2218]

hey

[@lilyofficialartsLOL]

Verified

[@pepperybread738]

mhm

[@bananabread7885]

Hi

[@sxyn1495]

Shut up

[@AlexCorporations]

“Some places get 1inch of snow and just start dying” Cackles in midwestern accent. We get droughts, floods, hail, tornadoes, earthquakes, blistering heats, freezing winters, rain, sleet, whatever (besides wildfires and tsunamis) possibly all in the same year. Weather does not faze midwestern people.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

We've adapted to 100° weather and thunder sandstorms in West Texas. You should look up "Haboob in Lubbock" shit gets fucking crazy.

[@Angocell]

you know it baby

[@madisonsmout7949]

In the prairies (Canada) we get literally everything except for tsunamis and hurricanes

[@e6486]

We havent adapted to much from where I am, all we got is tropical weather and heavy rain

[@maxsmatrix]

Can we talk about how Schlatt is so pretty without his hat on? 🧎🏻

[@squishy6822]

why that emoji tho

[@Pebble22]

YAS

[@joleebensonjoleeconfirmed0677]

That’s why he wears the hat.

[@lindyjackson9830]

ong

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

All my homies hate Marriott Edit: if you comment “what’s up checkmark” I will make a video about it

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[@tom_878]

The worst thing is that he doesn’t have his keyboards to take his rage out on

[@krivlyashka]

HaHaHa, Yes

[@thefoochie2118]

Mtn dew

[@filmishit]

Mtn dew

[@madchanman2141]

Mtn dew

[@aux428]

Fr

[@sharp3108]

Thank you so much for that link. I sent it to a gc of my friends and now they all have that in their history.

[@Why-ly7ee]

I remember that week none of the zoom classes were working so they just cancelled everything and my math teacher was like "OK so I know nothing is working but y'all know what would be fun, if y'all went outside in the freezing cold make up an equation,solve it,graph it,take a picture,and then send it to me"

[@jacie2476]

my teachers gave us assignments and we just didn’t do them then the state excused school for that week and we never had to do it lol

[@AleksWorkshop]

You have passed the trial, congrats

[@gktoliver]

verified channel trying to get some clout on their dying channel

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@@gktoliver huh

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[@dan-inator1811]

0:03 when you walk into a place that sucks

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

So true

[@armorend1334]

I love how you played the Redd music during the Marriott bit. Definitely fit the mood.

[@yert2008]

Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” is would do this horrible thing.

[@samgruzinskiy]

Truly disgusting, that some “hotel” is would do this horrible thing.

[@horizon8727]

Truly disgusting, that some "Good Dad" would do this horrible thing.

[@respect1309]

Whats up

[@rayman4976]

*jschlatt is a brazen rip-off, I have a story about him...*

[@stuff5651]

@@rayman4976 we don't care

[@tmayer8095]

Guys I think he’s back

[@jae9952]

no i don’t think so, idk where you’re getting that idea /j

[@theyhategwa]

@@jae9952 "/j" This is youtube king/queen, live your life, no need for "/j".

[@memers_4253]

Oh really

[@Nixxori]

@@theyhategwa they use Twitter sadly. I'm a chad being happy without Twitter.

[@sh1tstain]

Guys I think he’s black

[@la_jefe9105]

I love how schlatt, one of the most chaotic entertainers uses chill animal crossing music

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Schlatt: im back! Also Schlatt: doesnt upload for a month

[@Cyrotech]

Your place might be kind of empty right now, and Texas might suck a bit, but at least you have the Pope to keep you company

[@tropical2397]

ooh verified man

[@burningperfume]

Preach m8

[@epic.6608]

Hey texas is cool

[@jschlattLIVE]

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[@ikandoit]

@@jschlattLIVE the pope is all you need

[@The404Studios]

These comments are like a army of brainwashed time travelers.

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[@koochi8257]

lmao true

[@jeanie3266]

Best add timing ever i just got a bitlife ad that started with "my mom died" right after he said thats just great.

[@jeanie3266]

It was like 3:15

[@cambrianzero8372]

*welcome to texas i hope enjoy your stay* cuz i live here too it sucks

[@boosouls]

big guy

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@k0k0mi39]

*big guy*

[@rhettcunningham3652]

One big guy

[@esotericamare]

Big guy

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi9849]

Congrats on first

[@vidku]

1:52 I always heard similar stories about countries south of Northern Europe having those problems as well (I'm from Uusimaa, Finland).

[@ellareed2588]

As someone who lives in the Midwest I also find it hilarious that people that live in hot places perish the second there is an half inch of snow

[@coleslaww4346]

The McDonald's incident sounds like something actual Texans do. Very accurate.

[@H0RR0R_CR0W]

Sounds like something a lot of people would fo

[@MrWobbles]

Truly disgusting, that some "James Mariott" would do this horrible thing.

[@thazzlit7896]

hi wobbles love ur channel been watching u since the start!

[@egg3164]

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[@einvious]

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[@meatball7697]

The big burger battle

[@jasonshields515]

Love your music Wobbles ...nice seeing ya down with the Jschlatt

[@thegoblinking.]

Legitimately never heard a worse more stressful moving story. Good lord dude.

[@chiefbor994]

Jschlatt: I’m back *leaves for more then a month*

[@heather77f]

4:43 Schlatt being on the brink of tears while explaining why he couldn’t get a Big Mac is the most depressing image imaginable

[@illumynarty]

As a person living in a southern state, the statement saying that our states just die over even a single inch of snow is one hundred percent correct, especially that one time in 2014 when the interstate became a place to abandon your car because you couldn't get to the gas station

[@justkains4939]

As a rural North Carolinian I both disagree and agree, it just honestly depends tbh.

[@santino.navaroli]

Georgian speaking, as soon as there is a snowflake on someone's trash can, school is cancelled!

[@summerk2382]

love the pfp

[@illumynarty]

@@santino.navaroli 100 percent correct, Georgian here too

[@imati7319]

1:54 As a guy from Finland (with around 2 feet of snow here rn)... *yes*

[@orca2964]

Yeah I remember the snowstorm. It was pretty cool for me other than the fact I lost water. We prepared though, so no real damage was done. It was my first real snowstorm actually.

[@coreneo9098]

Hitman agent 47: I’m the best killer 1mm of solid water in Texas: r u sure bout that

[@thomasrobinson3840]

Remember 1998

[@Nice-ph1qu]

Necrophiles when they don't find a dead body in morgue: 0:04

[@user-mz3pu2qk3j]

As someone who lived in Chicago and moved to North Carolina, I can confirm everything goes to hell when there’s supposed to be snow The first time it snowed while I lived there, someone lit a car on fire in the middle of a road. I’m currently making plans to move back to Chicago

[@vicentegambini8907]

Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do this horrible thing.

[@mahiramajeed359]

BRUH LITERALLY LIKE 30 PPL COPPIED UR COMMENT AND ITS RIGHT UNDER YOURS

[@mahiramajeed359]

OR MAYBE UR ALSO A COPY TOO...

[@mahiramajeed359]

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

[@vicentegambini8907]

@@mahiramajeed359 maybe I am, maybe I am not. you'll never know

[@PatchyMcSlashy]

Schlatt's appearance in Texas scared the state so fucking bad that it reversed its entire ecosystem to try and get him to leave. Legend

[@Matthew-kq9uk]

I love how he was an evil dictator in Minecraft but in real life he is a funny guy.

[@squidrex6264]

The first four seconds is every person who has to go back to school after covid is gone

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

Me the second I walk into school: 0:03

[@minishrimp1031]

Facts

[@babyfirefly1842]

me the second i walk into school 6:40

[@numbers1237]

Lolll

[@christina110]

Dude same

[@Realbcb_ness]

Haha

[@miapapia]

it’s so weird seeing him not in a dark room

[@rezaraiwong]

ikr

[@peabon4518]

0:03 me when I walk into physical school instead of online and realize that I can’t just watch TikTok during the lesson whenever I am bored.

[@passiveplayz7415]

so im binging ur channel rn n i went to the website u talked about with the marriott thing. lets jus say that disclaimer was sereiously needed n im mentally scarred now

[@AugSomerkult]

The start is how I felt when my dad moved houses when I was up his place

[@omnomisander6712]

3:42 the serial killer who runs a this state

[@h3xesandhearts]

yeah we get really big snowstorms every decade or so and it totally shuts down everything because it doesn’t happen enough for the state to get anything to prevent power and stuff from going out lol

[@alicxgarden1126]

The description says “who is Ranboo” Then in tales of the SMP “MY BELOVED!”

[@noco26]

Schlatt: *Moves to Texas* Snowstorms: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@noco26]

Yes, apple

[@zanky1571]

@@anapple1220 a truly powerfull statement

[@anapple1220]

@@zanky1571 apple

[@chrishuijben1360]

Maybe it was Schlatt that caused all the problems

[@balls77777]

“Christ almighty, by the pope!”

[@MtnDew4828]

Mtn dew

[@lemonjuice3084]

The pope always watches

[@LemonShork1]

i checked out your website it was so good 10/10 would go to again

[@crazedman1256]

Welcome to texas glad to have more people join us

[@haileyfrancis2896]

Schlatt was like “Moving to Texas beats living in LA” And Texas said “is that a challenge”

[@elles.vlogss]

love how most of the time he talked about a closed McDonalds.

[@rex2d292]

Dear god im so sorry you went through this shlatt

[@arekkusu0o]

schlatt’s hair is utterly godly without that hat. beautiful. love the hat too, though

[@eazy2lawyer851]

He wears the hat to contain its power. Without it the world would end

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho4280]

Truly disgusting, that some “Weed eaters” would do this horrible thing.

[@frag_manz]

ok, but in all seriousness i do really hope schlatt is doing far better because i know how it feels to be so hopeless and it feels like the only way out is through something you truly just dont want to do

[@Pasta843]

Welcome to Texas enjoy your stay!

[@lotous3634]

I honestly feel really bad for Jshlatt the week he moves to Texas the worst storm in Texas in decades hits, he gets scammed by marriot and his moving guy tells him sorry u ain’t getting your stuff sent to ur house, like what are the chances of that happening

[@RyftyFN]

The first time I ever went to texas, that was the weather, sliding around in flip flops, t-shirt, and shorts. Coming from Northern USA is fun.

[@Boredartist08]

Suitcase: minding its own business Schaltt: so you have chosen D E A T H Also i feel bad for him on his first fucking day aswell 😑

[@immanenteffigy8929]

real talk schlatt, during hurricane laura last year we had several hotels try and charge us for rooms that they DIDNT EVEN HAVE. like we'd book online, call to make sure that it went through, and then be told that hey! they don't actually have any rooms for us to stay in and they lied on their websites and weren't going to refund us. all the while we had just lost our house and everything we owned that didn't fit into the back of our car : )

[@av3joe576]

wtf. That’s really scummy

[@lefrek1318]

thats messed up.

[@trecularduck8327]

Truly disgusting, that some “Texans” is would do this horrible thing.

[@a_sleep_deprived_child5859]

As a texan I deeply apologize and will make it up bu giving you free 100+ Degree weather this summer. For the true experience

[@thetexan1011]

I feel attacked

[@commentcam5404]

This guy is my new favorite KZbinr.

[@notapaypal]

I had just moved when the snow storm hit as well. however, my apartment complex is on a hospital grid so we kept power

[@SMii7Y]

hey schlatt you got nice lettuce my guy

[@giles7157]

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[@vexlen9696]

ello SMii7Y

[@basil-nl6su]

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[@That_Random_Guy630]

Baguette

[@orion2826]

mtn dew

[@anxious_raccoon9182]

3:08 - My parents when I'm on my phone for 2 minutes:

[@squzilos]

during the s*** snow storm at 5 am my power went off while watching zootopia with my sister, she started yelling at our house so when this happened, it was an amazing experience

[@Frizzable]

The Pope wouldve melted all the snow with the aura of his massive meat

[@LushSSB]

Ok big guy

[@ugly7561]

New Check mark guy right here

[@emmetbrady3393]

Well thats an awful image

[@saadjaved4843]

whats up checkmark

[@gmacphee7953]

woah check mark

[@themysticalgold2707]

The man waiting at McDonald's is a legend.

[@lazarus7477]

Fucking madlad

[@themysticalgold2707]

@@lazarus7477 ikr

[@killaj2k281]

yeah we weren't prepared for this lmao, however I didn't even get snow, I got ice and that's it wasn't even bad ice either.

[@TheDoctor_3D]

4:08 that twist was pure humor

[@jackalslab2230]

“The night I flew in, Texas decided to have its biggest snow storm in decades” *coincidence? I think not...*

[@Chillwave6]

Missed a chance to do a "THERE HE IS THERE'S MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY" now that it's even more appropriate

[@jessicaa_a]

POWER OF THE POPE

[@RACmonSTAH808]

imagine there were some random children inside the hotel with the window open and they just hear a man screaming while there trying to go to sleep