I'm Comfortable, Not Soft

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Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can't handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!
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CAST
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Raphael Chestang
Rekha Shankar
CREW
Director - Sam Geer
Writer - Rekha Shankar
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Annie Humphreville
Director of Photography - Justin Hamilton
Make Up Artist - Denise R. Valentine
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
Editor - Sam Geer

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[@heyammayeh]

CollegeHumor first comment

[@ianrivers7923]

Who was the broccoli puppet

[@meccausa1]

Make it available in the UK please

[@thelastreaper9726]

Dude I already signed up months ago... like I love you guys!

[@DeathNoteSwag]

Your videos are becoming to predictable. It follows the same format: relatable situation, one person is picked on exaggerated character (s), joke goes on for a while. Picked on person stands up and explains the problem or underlining cause of relatable situation or reason for being picked on, exaggerated character reflects then shows no real show of growth. The joke is nothing changes. Come on @collegehumor come up with some better content.

[@spegnagmaglorious3590]

Just to clarify, on the east coast we DON'T all live in floorless apartments and the sun goes down at THREE, NOT TWO

[@alastorbutwithagun]

yeah, yall live in ceilingless apartments

[@FC12.]

@@alastorbutwithagun they clearly live in wall-less apartments

[@sourwitch2340]

@@FC12. they live in wall-less apartments with roofs?!

[@julianefaria7508]

@@sourwitch2340 supporting columns are cheaper I guess

[@stephenharlin]

I love that Raph slowly conformed to Rhekka’s accent...

[@nervengewitter]

Raph is always the one who is easily swayed :D

[@flamingmonkeyxii]

Technically his name is Aph, Rheka owns the R.

[@franceswildgen1907]

flamingmonkeyxii no it’s ph. Rheka took the a

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

@@franceswildgen1907 mmmm... I'm pretty sure it's lph, short for Ralphael.

[@kev_whatev]

None of these are how Rehka’s name is spelled

[@hiraest1477]

rekha’s east coast accent is basically baby speak with a tinge of brooklyn and I’m here for it

[@FatButta]

it's called a speech impediment

[@-simplicity7551]

Mostly baby speak

[@WiGgYof09]

Its pretty terrible.

[@no-if1ol]

Thats not a accent

[@Toastmaster_5000]

to be fair, half the time she was trying to emphasize how soft Brennan was being, where baby-speak is commonly done. But yeah, not a real accent otherwise

[@Ryder-md1cs]

"It went dark at 2pm, 0 degrees out, No heater, Half our roomates died."

[@gorplsnaps2920]

As someone who lives in the east(Detroit), can confirm, this is very true

[@ktoliman]

sounds 'bout right

[@icetea975]

Lmao

[@StuckInSilverCS]

No one like

[@JustTryinaDuck]

The one true god Lord Twigo you haven’t lived in the east unless you can experience all four seasons in one day

[@alexvandu1]

“Sleep makes you soft” the motto of college

[@TeaBurn]

...And parenthood.

[@zsurvivalist7996]

And dying from overwork makes you a role model citizen. Or you can be a lazyass like me and be called a good for nothing

[@AbMaSync]

@@zsurvivalist7996 Well, you are alive, so I pick option number 2 please

[@ryanweible9090]

and mmo raiding.

[@4n4rch1st7]

Tea Burn ... and jacksepticeye fans

[@okgreatprod]

People often ask: "Where is Mr. Vegetable?" But no one asks "How is Mr. Vegetable"

[@RoboThot711]

can we get a backstory for Mr. Vegetable?

[@CodyCzar1]

Long ago, the four green foods lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Vegans attacked. Only Mr. Vegetable, master of all four greens, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the Mr. Vegetable, working at an office for some humor website. And although his skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Mr. Vegetable can save the world.

[@coddyclements2834]

@@CodyCzar1 Amazing

[@patchvanguillotine]

Pat’s in disguise hunting Trapp

[@user-ev2li8xx1m]

@@patchvanguillotine I was just about to say Pat got reincarnated as a vegetable and has come to trade Trapp's soul for his own so he may become human once more and enact vengance upon his murderer.

[@isabellehaque-bousquet6910]

Co C I was gonna like ur post but t was on 69 likes so I didn’t but I’m telling you I LikE mR vEgETabLE’s backstory it’s perfect

[@pyre1738]

"...and natural sunlight!" "OH ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU NEED THE SUN, HUH?" *"What have I done.."*

[@kingjamestres]

That accent was New York, Jersey and Boston all wrapped in a Jewish mother burrito.

[@Dizastermaster.]

Yes

[@perpetuallylydia1241]

With a hint of OwO

[@4n4rch1st7]

The accent was OwO

[@Siberius-]

People are thinking her baby-speak is actually just her trying to do an accent, but no, the baby-speak is an actual aspect of what she is intentionally doing.

[@harbingersev-oh-wohne]

It just sounds like a baby - lisp

[@ethansloan]

Rekha's accent is terrible and I want it in every sketch from now on. Also: MORE MR. VEGETABLE!

[@slowpro6888]

More Mr.Veggie

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

Or in Rekha’s accent: “MISTA VEGTUHBUWS” _UwU_ _UwU_

[@madytinjorj]

Well atleast someone spelled her name correctly lmao

[@tripletoruses]

"Now you're Mr. Vegetable" *Broccoli puppet appears in the doorway* This sketch is so ridiculous

[@mrusi29]

DebunkeDescant Damn I actually didn’t catch that the first time so the end had me shook

[@ovaltineforlife4778]

I'm only liking this to get it to 666 likes.

[@CoryMck]

"This sketch is so -ridiculous- delicious"

[@ryanweible9090]

it would have been even better without the outro. just a random weird thing appears and vanishes with no explanation. at least by my sense of humor.

[@jethrojenkins5245]

Ryan Weible I couldn’t agree more. That would have been wild if they just left it as the aside.

[@pamelatxnc]

I think brennan just uses the whole “it’s just a sketch” thing to release anger lmao

[@kylokatarn9080]

It’s ok Mr. Vegetable, we’re here for you.

[@bjently]

@Diederik This freaking veggie-hater amirite

[@stephenking5852]

🥦

[@osolomons]

It's actually bwoccoli.

[@kylokatarn9080]

I've never had this many likes before! Thanks!!

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@Diederik *Un-be-leafable

[@DaveDisci]

Brennan been working out? He's looking good.

[@alfredo.zauce1892]

It’s the veggies

[@ollysombrero8427]

someone befriend that sad vegetable! now! (btw, "time to update that ios" THROWS PHONE AWAY was the best Apple diss i've seen in a while)

[@Derpe69420]

olly sombrero “I mean i would, but then again, nah” -Me, every time my iOs wants to be updated

[@elenagibbons4719]

And he’s casually just like “ok”

[@slockhrt]

To be fair, I dislike Apple as a corporate citizen, but old (even slightly old) iPhones are much closer to trash. Apple's forced obsolescence is what drives their revenue growth.

[@spelcheak]

I think you need to re-examine your life.

[@ravenanimations3176]

*Whisper* “Sleep makes you soft” High school in a nutshell.

[@billyshakes1643]

I hope you're ready for college then

[@sleepysera]

Well you are in high school (and college) only once in your life so might as well make the most of it while you can ;) Also the only time in your life that your body will actually be able to handle a lack of sleep, so it seems wasteful to bother with sleep at that point in your life :P

[@katsisvi8097]

HaichaoTeaLover no not true don’t spread that message. Sleep is essential for kids and teens because that’s where the brain is still developing.

[@ravenanimations3176]

Katsis, couldn’t have said it better myself

[@Uub27]

I can sleep all I want in the quarantine!

[@PlanetXtreme]

"Squishy shapes that you put in your body.." *K*

[@PlanetXtreme]

2:19

[@spelareNR14]

What about hard shapes? Most are hard at first. But they can become squishy if you pour liquid over them.

[@Harry-cy5vz]

@@spelareNR14 and what about water? If you hit water hard enough it acts like concrete 😄

[@theflash7588]

"We lived in a converted closet and never complained" "We should have it was really bad"

[@samayasidd8161]

I feel like this whole sketch was built around Mr. Vegetable...

[@leahe4127]

Somebody needs to get me a soundbyte of Brennan shouting, "What does THIS have to do with the hustle!?" So that I can make it my notification noise

[@azrealvega1660]

She's essentially describing life in the industrial revolution

[@dexter111344]

What do you think the east coast is like? Aww, you must be a swoft wittle West coast baby! Need your diapy changed, squirt? You wouldn't be able to handle working in the coal mine 25 hours a day up hill both ways.

[@azrealvega1660]

@@dexter111344 how much did my grandpa pay you to say this?

[@dexter111344]

@@azrealvega1660 Pay?! We would be lucky to make a nickel after spit-shining a cactus for 2 hours after a double shift as the canary in the coal mine where we performed open heart surgery on veterans while blindfolded as they fought the damn Viet Kong! Kids these days and their crazy belief that people should be paid for working! Hah! So soft! You would be devoured alive by the sewer rats!

[@sewerghost5147]

What’s your point?

[@milascave2]

@@dexter111344 When I was a boy, we would have LOVED to have a job like that. I had a job at the North Pole testing poison. If the poison didn't kill you, they told you you were not testing enough of it, and they would dunk you under the ice cold water for 74 hours in a bucket. Then I had to go home where I lived with my 47 brothers and sister and 89 other family members in a brown paper bag in the middle of a septic tank. They would feed my live rats dipped of hornets. And I was grateful to have THAT!

[@elh7149]

I am deeply and irreversibly offended that here "east coast" just refers to NYC

[@HyenaFox]

Yeah, as a Bostonian, Boston is here too!

[@stinkynorsk5883]

There's an East and West coast in Oslo ffs it's everywhere

[@ktoliman]

lets be honest, when we east coasters think "West coast" we go straight to LA 95% of the time. (for the record, I'm from NYC, specifically Brooklyn, and trapped somewhere in Jersey) Edit: Side note, as a NYer, Everything is upstate to me.

[@MrStudMan2]

AY YO Philly boys in the chat

[@blackalucard3947]

WEST BALTIMORE!!

[@chumpster1495]

Mr.Vegetable I just want to let you know: I hear you I see you I appreciate you People do need you You matter And I love you :’(

[@kevinwetherell1748]

Prince Lunairs

[@juanpablorobayo9891]

I stan him

[@nimmuraj]

but... but .. you don't know him... you never met him... are you telling those consoling lies??? :'(

[@rubyharris6119]

❤️❤️😭😭😭

[@jacobburke5523]

That's wrong

[@JesterAzazel]

"I've always liked floors" Yeah right. He never mentioned floors before she brought it up.

[@saperoi]

he is floor gang

[@ADHDnD13]

Mr Vegetable appears at 2:38 "*chuckle*, nice random joke" Mr Vegetable returns at 4:18 " I NEED THIS DEEP CHARACTER'S ENTIRE BACKSTORY"

[@IAmJeka]

Sameeeee

[@wanderlustwarrior]

He was just referenced in a video released on August 24, 2020.

[@peterzuidervaart7226]

Same

[@lylastuart-alban739]

800th like

[@emilioalban1234]

@@lylastuart-alban739 OH MY GOD HOLA POLA I FOUND YOU ON THE INTERNET

[@anjobanjo1221]

"The squishy shapes you put in your body to make you less hungry" = my new favorite description of food.

[@ericgarcia-miranda1116]

Lol "is soft contagious?" I love it. He always plays the weirdest characters.

[@anna8328]

This reminded me of an old one: he is so masculine, he doesn't eat honey, he chews on bees!

[@punker8124]

What sketch is this from?

[@anna8328]

@@punker8124 it's not a sketch it's an old meme/joke

[@simonkaster8098]

Man this sketch had a lot in it. Mr.Broccoli was the best aside from the actual dialogue.

[@somedutchbeing6838]

simon kaster ITS MISTER VEGETABLE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[@simonkaster8098]

@@somedutchbeing6838 yes it is and that's the joke.

[@UXGillespie]

When she said "Purse", I thought she said "Puss" cause of her accent.

[@Minosprimeenjoyer]

WAIT SHE SAID PURSE I HAD JUST ACCEPTED THAT SHE SAID PUSS

[@theweirdwolf1877]

SAME LMFAO-

[@theweirdwolf1877]

@@Minosprimeenjoyer I had to check the subtitles lmaooo

[@YatiAcharya]

@@Minosprimeenjoyer same 😂😂😂

[@lewismillward2202]

I feel like Mr vegtable maintains his essence by consuming live human.....could trapp be innocent 🤔🤔

[@feerow]

You're not fooling anyone Trpp, we know you killed Pat.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

😂

[@santius0]

This is obviously Trapp trying to throw us off his trail. Don't be fooled!

[@MrZAP17]

This is just a lead-in for the second season of Trapp's true-crime series.

[@chavagreenstein3477]

mr vegtable is best boy how dare you

[@kathish1549]

Just to be clear, we all love Brennan like so much right? He’s so....everything

[@chavagreenstein3477]

yes brennan is the best

[@juanjaramillo96]

Mr. Vegetable better become a recurring character

[@bleachbleachBLEACHER]

$20 says Mr. Vegetable becomes a recurring character.

[@fionadreesbach3685]

Guve me $20

[@21700r]

I accept your bet from the future

[@DraconiaDrawing]

I accept

[@digheanurag]

CH crashed, so yes. Gimme gimme gimme

[@ZacharyLaid]

What kind of accent is that? lol

[@jayag26]

Attempted bronx?... or Brooklyn is closer I guess

[@isabellalen652]

3 year old child

[@TYGR2115]

She's got hint of 0w0 in her accent.

[@oliviakenyawatson]

Zachary Laid Finding Freedom sounds kindve Jersey like

[@ayesha7409]

It is the uwu accent

[@the_beast183]

Ok you can tell that Brennan has got soft. He didn’t fold his goddamned pizza!!!

[@luanskrelja232]

Brennan is the best of em all, Like if they should do a sketch about brennan getting to many nice comments

[@saqlainalvi5485]

I don't find him funny

[@mrchiefbs]

Saqlain Alvi I don’t find you funny

[@TCt83067695]

@Donald Millard daaaaaaaaamn lol

[@Siberius-]

People are thinking her baby-speak is actually just her trying to do an accent, but no, the baby-speak is an actual aspect of what she is intentionally doing.

[@implodinghippo]

Need more Mr.vegetable to appear in the backgrounds

[@espenherrera2378]

I love how it’s not even an accent, she just says everything with a w

[@nsgwr]

That Mr. Vegetable part made me really sad and depressed. I'm not okay now. Thanks CollegeHumor.

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

That accent is just babyspeak and I love it

[@sithlord1782]

As an East Coaster I was on board with the whole 60 degrees in a sweater seeming a little soft. But the rest is a little much, lol.

[@zandaroos553]

I live on the West Coast and 60 is short sleeve weather. You can tell this was made by SoCal types lol.

[@chrisdelzell8467]

You the guys who whine when it gets triple digits? It's okay to be soft.

[@chrisdelzell8467]

You the guys who whine when it gets triple digits? It's okay to be soft.

[@sithlord1782]

@@chrisdelzell8467 know what, you're not wrong. Drop me in Louisiana I will have a terrible time.

[@jimmym3352]

Even 70 is chilly if you are just inside and doing nothing. If you are working out that's a different story. Don't get me wrong, I never wear a jacket in winter even when it's 30, but that's because I'm walking and not outside long. But if you are just sitting around doing nothing, I will get chilly. People who say 60 isn't chilly are usually fat people. Us regular size thin people do get chilly at 60.

[@sammangiaracina9360]

I don't remember Mr. Vegetable being in this sketch

[@hiraest1477]

“we did a whole sketch about it” oml

[@discount_hoxton]

4:25 Poor Mr. Vegetable :( I wanna hug him

[@thebean4262]

Wouldnt Mr.Vegetable find that plate offensive.

[@Gilamath.]

“Liking comfort and disliking discomfort is just reasonable!”

[@kn8913]

"It's only sixty degrees" That doesn't make you soft...it makes you melt

[@Purpose_Porpoise]

Farenheit. Don't be that guy.

[@bremensims6086]

@@معن-ع3ظ Celsius

[@Cristhian500]

Kelvin? That doesn't make you soft...it makes you freeze

[@bricebakker8830]

Ley EA Fahrenheit. Not celsius

[@metallipwn]

Maen Halabi Yeah one of those countries is the US though lmfao

[@1pink2pink3pink]

When she first walked in I was like “why is she doing the a weird uwu voice???” And I realized that was her trying to do a Boston(?) accent.

[@sourwitch2340]

That Mr. Vegetable moment was hilarious 😂 I didn't expect it, it really broke off the tension in that moment, but having everyone not react to his presence, to the extent that they just stopped doing anything. I was expecting some follow up, some tie into the sketch, some attempt at explaining why a giant broccoli is in the doorframe. And it simply didn't come, so it became funny instead- or something.

[@VardhanShrivastava]

hey.. introduce MR. vegetable already! (he sounds like zack) and this lowkey new york bashing is augh!

[@pieordie7]

Me: Poor Mr. Vegtable. Mr. Vegtable: Did someone say my name? Me: No.

[@Incubookie]

The fake accent sounds more like baby talk

[@iluvmyswamp7948]

no its owo language

[@patriciabristow-johnson5951]

I can't believe I had forgotten that it was actually Rheka who wrote this, not Brennan! Rheka needs more appreciation

[@davidhurwich]

As someone from New England who lives in California for the past 15 years, this is about 100% accurate. The difference being I don't need someone else to tell me I'm soft now, I just do it to myself when I reach for a sweater when its gets into the 50s or complain when I see a bit of snow on the highway near Tahoe

[@johnyesjustjohn]

Whenever Mr. Vegetable’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “Where's Mr. Vegetable?"

[@wanderlustwarrior]

I have to go now. My food pyramid needs me.

[@finar6780]

Why is Rekha’s depiction of the east coast literally the most accurate description of nyc in existence

[@danieln6613]

God, Mr. Vegetable has gone so soft ever since he moved to the West Coast

[@benvoliothefirst]

I'd say more "blanched."

[@MidnightSonnet]

That's because we steam our veggies ;)

[@adultsinthemaking]

I need you, Mr. Vegetable.

[@LibertyLocalizer]

This might just be the worst accent I've ever heard.

[@mipmip5759]

does it irritate you? are you soft?

[@mysteriousramen_rosa]

That's more than likely the point

[@nurchonstore2371]

4:20 when you want to play video games with your friends but they have things to do

[@tobi6915]

I love being soft *cough* fat *cough*

[@MustafaAlNuaimi]

2:43 *me* disappearing out of conversations

[@schnauzebauze]

Ohhhh .... is this a teaser for the new Mr. Vegetable movie :-O

[@jisfl7976]

As a New Yorker for my whole life who never moved I agree with this video 100% like I wouldn’t hate leaving and I hate some things in nyc but I also love it I love that I can go get dinner at 9 o clock and the city is so easy to travel around but I wouldn’t mind leaving when I’m older

[@kami1]

There's no such thing as a East Coast accents. They're called speech impediments

[@totallytorivideos]

TC Jr that’s like saying that people from England have speech impediments

[@yahirdoesbadvids]

@@totallytorivideos its a joke

[@mysteriousramen_rosa]

I like that joke

[@steelersan4life145]

Being from the east coast, I can say that for NYC, and Brooklyn, it's about as accurate as you can get for someone without the natural accent and especially for Raka . . . 8/10

[@ohrats731]

“Half our roommates died” lol accurate

[@KoalaEater095]

3:55 It took me about five times before she was saying PURSE and not...something else.

[@prankhan3097]

So Mr. Vegetable and Cuddles spin-off when?

[@xmugiwara528]

A full story arc for Mr. Vegetable in each video please

[@ahhhhhh8493]

I feel sad because this reminded me of a tumbler post I saw. There some clothes in a laundry machine with an owo face on them and the laundry was saying "Owo pwease hawlp me, I'm dwoning."

[@scarletspyder5736]

Why are ppl not appreciating that now you need a light sweater in 60° weather comment? It literally sums up the entire mood of this vid.

[@Mar-wp5tl]

Brennan was SO great in this, felt so natural.

[@zyaicob]

"Time to update that iOS, huh?" *throws phone* _"Mkay."_

[@wanderlustwarrior]

It has been *months* and we *still* have not seen a repeat appearance by Mr. Vegetable. You're breaking our hearts.

[@norefunds4731]

Broccoli puppet will haunt my dreams until I pass.

[@ascrc]

Gadnuk the Breaker of Worlds His name is Mr. Vegetable and he is important

[@norefunds4731]

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE NEED HIM?!? 😢

[@starRushi]

Hmm, I’m getting memories to how conversations tend to go with boomers and snowflake millenials.

[@stillalivingspecimen]

My like is to mr Vegetable! ❤️

[@rosza636]

1:36 "What have I done" - Brennan gives me life lmaoooo

[@jasonflay8818]

Mr Vegetable needs to pop up more often.

[@milo4492]

I've lived in New Hampshire all my life and this is way too accurate than I'd like to admit.

[@Zikomo7]

I really hoped Mr. Vegetable would do the closing intro

[@Abdul66084]

I don’t know difference between east and west cost in US, but i can relate the joke for my country 👍👍👍

[@dandan6778]

Not to be picky but her Boston accent sounds like a three-year-old. Haha it's just so badd lol

[@TheTrippyCity]

He's from New York, so it's even worse lol

[@hotcocoandart]

Hey!! 60 degrees is shorts and t-shirts here in New England! Edit: Also Rekah talks like my grandmother from Providence.

[@holo6883]

0:09 Apple users who realize that apple products are crap

[@daliacha]

2:25 I don’t know why this part with Raph made me laugh so much

[@haydensavino1621]

i’m east coast but SWEATERS ARE MY LIFE

[@justthatnoodle]

just realized i’m wearing a sweater in 60 degree weather

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

2:59 Brennan just broke the fourth wall there lol.

[@DanielleStJohn]

I love this as a foil for the Hometown sketch. Like, having pride in and loving where you've come from is perfectly understandable and natural. That shouldn't come at the expense of finding joy in a place where life is objectively easier and more comfortable than it was before.

[@jonsku6662]

Brennan was great and all, but Mr.Vegetable was top notch! He needs to be in more videos!

[@jamesp5408]

I can't tell whether that's supposed to be a regional accent or baby talk. Either way, listening to it feels like having my spine ripped out, dried, and dragged screeching across a chalkboard.

[@Jefnam]

Mr. Vegitable!!! (Also this was a great sketch altogether :D... BUT MR.VEGITABLE!!!)

[@poliebear1335]

mAKE A SKETCH WITH MR. VEGETABLE I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW HIS SAD FACE MADE ME CRY DO YOU HEAR ME???

[@davinadex]

specifically north-east coast, bc the southeast is waayy different

[@smurfyday]

Danito Yup. Really racist.

[@kiah9085]

The way Ralph isn’t even from the east coast and joins in on roasting XD and ra really killed her bit too

[@MillzBC]

An all time great CH sketch, thanks in no small part to Mr. Vegetable