"I'm Gonna Sue The Living Daylights Out Of You!" | Dragons' Den

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[@hortondlfn1994]

This illustrates the very reason I can't watch shows like this - if you don't want to shut up long enough to get your question answered, don't ask it! The "dragons" seem to be looking for two or three word answers rather than explanations. The guy's idea may be a crock, after all, but NO ONE gave him a chance to finish answering a question! Pathetic.

[@thetessellater9163]

"...the newest clips..." Posted 2020, clip from 2006 - is this the newest clip ????

[@thetessellater9163]

@@hortondlfn1994 - I guess perhaps like those watching, the dragons get frustrated with people who are asking for shed loads of cash, yet fail to come prepared with some realistic figures. I think he wanted to try to talk them into the idea, rather than replying to their queries. Idea sure was a crock, though.

[@LazyStory]

Crap Lee is an awfull person

[@ArturkO-yq2ml]

💨💨💨😧

[@noname2250]

Basically what he's pitching is to identify the problem so that the garage doesn't rip you off. Only problem is is that this guy will rip you off first

[@PinkPearMartini]

I understand exactly what he was trying to do, and he was right when he said that they were all focused on breakdowns that would obviously need a shop. (so are the commenters) There have been many times I've wished I had a mechanic friend to call with questions like "My steering suddenly feels a little tough for some reason... does that need to go to a shop ASAP or can it wait until after payday?" But they ARE right about potential problems. If they say "it can wait as long as you have enough power steering fluid" but then I crash my car because I couldn't complete a turn... I'll have no choice but to take them to court to cover my hospital bills (I'm in the US).

[@Pokerdude38]

Its all about cutting out the middleman, or adding one in in this case

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

Sure, but many times they diagnose you problems you didn't know existed. Like, you had a problem in your power steering and then they find out, for example, that you have small leaks on your coolant that are deteriorating other parts of the car. That's something that no amount of advice on the phone could give you. Thing is, you phone them if you have a problem. A mechanic can avoid problems whilst fixing some of them.

[@Pokerdude38]

@@pedrosilvaproductions I think he perfectly identified the problem but was just a step off on his solution. Its extremely hard in the states to find a really good mechanic and I can imagine its a much larger problem that just here as less and less people enter the field. But he would probably have more success fixing cars on his own than being an advisor on car problems.

[@arposkraft3616]

@@PinkPearMartini have you ever heard of car-forums on the internet?

[@Rando_Shyte]

"My boat is sinking I need help" Boat Doctor: "You're going to drown mate. That'll be £24.99"

[@westminsterwatcher5152]

LOOL!

[@user-mv5zt8qd9l]

And we'll bill the VAT to your next of kin

[@The-Great-Brindian]

😂

[@mikelytou]

And please hurry up with the credit card details before you drown

[@martinfrostevall7583]

Loool

[@Superrainbowmoo]

Customer: "my car squeaks when i turn left." CarDoctor: "just dont turn left then, mate."

[@Munki]

Turn right three times instead.

[@da3v1ls93]

2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

[@Atlasm2p]

Dumb problem. Just turn right 270º.

[@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck]

@@Atlasm2p You solved it right on.

[@Atlasm2p]

@@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck took me a second to see what you did there, my mind wasn't in the right spot 😂

[@C414AC]

“My child is sick” DoctorDoctor: “take him to a GP mate”

[@infjmale91]

That's probably realistic. Why are you calling the CarDoktor for medical advice for your offspring?

[@cambs0181]

This comment tickled me😂

[@MrFreeman042]

Please let this stay at 111 likes 😂

[@chrisbradley5947]

I'd be disappointed if the Doctor Doctor didn't give me the news...

[@angelavolkov1126]

I dunno, telehealth is now a thing.

[@ianmorrison1317]

Why did this guy come looking like a criminal with his attorney.

[@ella-bt8hp]

Haha he looks he's wearing an American jump suit doesn't he lol

[@Brandonious15987]

Doesn't help that his financial advisor looks like a public attorney.

[@leebee5361]

Haha.. yeah.. actually looks like a serial killer to me.. in the court, still fresh from his last, er, 'meal'!!.. (Maybe he came round, after they'd called him asking for advice on their dodgy car's rattling engine, lol!!!)...

[@SESK98]

@@leebee5361 How can someone "look like a serial killer" ? It's not like they all look alike.

[@Mushruums]

π day well what if his suit was made from human skin. I’d say he looked like a serial killer.

[@dubzeefps4189]

Customer : “My cars not starting mate” Car Doctor : “I’d take that to a garage mate. That’ll be £10 please” 😂😂

[@william21186]

😂🤣😂💀

[@firefighter2312]

😆

[@tmrevenge]

"You know if you worked out more you'd be stronger. That would be 10 dollars"

[@alkaholic4848]

Thankfully, they wouldn't employ people like you. What if it was just a flat battery?

[@Oliver-wv4bd]

@@artvandalay2736 No lol

[@periperihustle4561]

Me: "my car won't start" Car Doctor: "call the AA" Me: "awesome mate, where would I be without Car Doctor"

[@mlml7854]

that really made me laugh!

[@littlepete6849]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danb1618]

🤣 😂 🤣

[@reapermode8468]

Cardocktor*

[@cddagr]

"That'll be £15 please." "Holy guacamole! What! All that to yell me the obvious?" "Now it's £30 to answer that new question as well."

[@ollieox9181]

He came up with the entire idea that morning - while eating breakfast.

[@HowToTouch]

😂 I'm dying reading this

[@erepsekahs]

.....and drinking a bottle of rum.

[@ojbeez5260]

Breakfast Doctor: You need to eat more Weetabix - That will be £5 please.

[@lukefrohling]

I love how he’s already wearing prison-orange

[@TabsT-vy5jy]

LOL at least he's prepared.

[@aydenfisher5797]

Looks like a shady guy tbf

[@lukerosewell4561]

I like how the dragons look at him as he walks into the room and they thinking ummm what are you wearing and why are you dressed up like a prisoner, dead man walking lol

[@natshenkin]

Prisoners in the UK don't wear orange, normally grey or blue.

[@danielsimon2334]

ORANGE is the new BLACK! 🤣🤣🤣

[@eoin8501]

Customer: 'My bodily functions aren't working' Doctordoctor:' Go see a doctor mate'

[@A15Beats]

Amazing comment

[@machomanOOOOHYEEEAH]

Yeah...... but you forgot to say, “that’s £2.84 please “

[@Christopher0601]

I mean this happens lmao In the UK we have NHS24 You could call saying "my arm feels numb suddenly" or "i have a fever" and they'll ask questions to try and tell you whether you should: - rush to hospital - wait for a normal docs appointment - just go to a pharmacist for advice These advice lines are supposed to exist for good reason lmao

[@thelizardking3036]

I think they missed the point entirely. He won’t fix the problem. He will keep the garage honest. Often mechanics choose the for them easy and for the customer expensive solution. Installing new parts instead of fixing the problem. This guy will make sure the customer asks informed questions or he will ask them himself. Imagine having a experienced mechanic with you when visiting a garage to advice you.

[@kait2972]

@@thelizardking3036 then you missed Deborah's point. There's going to be a confused customer with a guy on the phone, who's never seen the car, telling them it's one thing and a mechanic who's examined the car telling them another. If somebody suspects they are being ripped off or lied to then then should get a second opinion from another mechanic who's seen the car

[@crazycryptoscad3907]

Love it. He's identified an area when people get scammed regularly and identified that he wants a slice of every scam 😂

[@Ulvetann]

Spot on. I have an idea for a business. To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have virus on their computers. Yep. Sound idea.

[@TiagrajI]

Hahaha. Hey that's a business if you think of it.

[@adamkahn8645]

@@Ulvetann "To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have to call another call center" much better

[@DenverJohn]

Capitalism at its finest

[@iainclark5964]

Advice on motoring, we used to call them mechanics!

[@Gardureth]

I love how Peter is a gentleman while he breaks the whole businessplan with math in 5 seconds.

[@crrodriguez]

brings the simple ballpark economic facts and pitches fall like a house of cards,

[@sdwone]

That's why Mathematics is the most important subject in the world! It essentially runs our entire Civilization! Oh... And is critically important for business pitches too! So that investors can have an idea in WHAT they're investing into!!!

[@Jim-so3zm]

My clutch has gone. Car doctor: Just take the bus.

[@karthikhegde9752]

😂😜🤣🤣🤣

[@Headspace101]

😂😂😂😂

[@TrueBlue-ow1rj]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TylerDurdan241]

Very very funny

[@Suzyfromtheblock]

What a load of crap

[@ryansmith3531]

Deborah: there's a knocking sound at the back of my car. Car doctor: let the guy out of the boot

[@m1serfreed477]

Car doctor: Its a hitch hiker, let him in and do the right thing, customer: i've just been robbed and raped

[@HaggardPillockHD]

Nice Goodfellas reference haha

[@angebrowne1730]

Lol.

[@neame-bh3uq]

Deborah was a made man and the Kardoctor wasn’t

[@andrewjames4346]

Underrated comment!

[@Quantris]

Debra: "I got a funny knocking sound at the back of the car" That's Jenny. Open the trunk because SHE WANTS OUT

[@troo_story]

Definitely underrated joke.

[@Megaritz]

OMG that made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day!

[@fohunter12345]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dropthebag]

Amazing

[@Gang2eb]

such creative humor

[@petergedd9330]

Food Doctor - 'I'm hungry' - No worries mate, you need to buy some food. That'll be £10.

[@tmrevenge]

Have a like!

[@YvieScarlet]

and the award for the most misleading click bait title goes to....

[@nohmaanmustafa4413]

I know what a piss take

[@oliprj8676]

This is not the only one

[@TheFen2009]

yvie scarlet thanks that’s just saved me watching it.

[@leelavelle7865]

Yvie Scarlet, you have the cutest right nostril I have ever seen on a woman.

[@badbadfull]

@@leelavelle7865 So wet

[@chukksy]

He should've stated that he will advice the most affordable and suitable garage for each problem specifically. Also, he would be considered a free help line, so he wouldn't charge people for the advice. Instead, he would arrange a deal with different garages to get income from each client he sends to them. That would be somewhat feasible.

[@RayCray924]

Better idea but don't garages basically do the same thing? Its not like you go to specific garages for specific issues.

[@chukksy]

@@RayCray924 There are exceptions. Like one garage can repair your engine but cannot repair electronics. Or change tires, but no AC refill. Or external paint works. Even official car dealer services do not fix everything in one place.

[@RayCray924]

@@chukksy Ohh gotchu

[@steffenf.7031]

If the money isn't coming from the person with car trouble, then that person becomes the commodity being sold. If he is paid by the garages per customer he sends their way, then his incentive is not to suggest the cheapest or best place, but whatever sleazy place that pays him the most. Any business has as their first priority to keep their customers happy. If you're not paying, you're not the customer. Your satisfaction and happiness will not be the priority.

[@chukksy]

@@steffenf.7031 yeah, but still sounds better than "let's charge people for an advice to go the garage "

[@danielg9805]

Customer: “I lost my keys” LostDoctor: “Look for them mate”

[@swissmeringueclouds1428]

Daniel Gallagher ‘Lost doctor’ 😂😂😂

[@paulsz6194]

How much for that advice? £1.50 . Tell the caller to start from where they last remember had them and charge another £1.50 for that ! 🤣🤣

[@solarmaru49]

The guy has crazy lazy eyes

[@hectichazerdus]

Customer : My car engine keeps making a whooshing sound Kardoctor : You will most likely need a new steering wheel (£1.50 charge)

[@ILOVECHICKEN698]

Lol

[@Seventeen_Seconds]

When I have my dragons den binge every few months I always come back to this one first 😂

[@PhaRoaH87]

Rory the Seaweed Hunter and Evil Fiona is a bit better

[@kealan.213]

@@PhaRoaH87This and the flow signals one

[@saadsalman1650]

I watch this one then immediately the electronic signal guy, precisely to hear Duncan hear his story :P

[@bigwashington3269]

Have you seen the water osmosis system one with Barry it’s the best 😂

[@robrinder123]

No, the best one is 'The Knowledge' one where his demo fails 😂

[@blacsheep19]

Damn Peters quick maths turned that man into a mumbling wreck,forget kardoctor he needed an actual doctor after this

[@TomorrowWeLive]

Kwik mafs

[@kittok2489]

Peter can't add up

[@kait2972]

He needs a doctor-doctor first to tell him to visit a doctor

[@christaylor3911]

kit blue are you sure?

[@adwoamk8918]

The maths was wrong 7.50 an hr for an average day is not £21,000 annually.

[@mads9270]

Me: “My hair has gotten very long” HairDoctor: “Get a haircut, mate”

[@juanmanu9652]

Brilliant !!!

[@markroddom6177]

lol HairDoctor would need more than 20 people to take calls at present!

[@richawazlett3806]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Kastigatr]

I'm out

[@khoyrulislam]

I'm crying!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewdevine3920]

He should have come straight out and said this is a way to avoid being scammed in garages. A real problem that he's offering a solution to.

[@BenKellyMusic92]

Google exists for that exact reason.

[@andrewdevine3920]

@@BenKellyMusic92 You could say that about pretty much anything.

[@Wally-H]

There is an online version of the business he was trying to create here, where you can live chat to mechanics. He should have gone down that route, it would have worked better I think, even years ago when this programme was made. By holding multiple online chats with customers he could have avoided employing staff

[@Tomfissh]

@@andrewdevine3920 Yes, you can. Because it's such a good search engine.

[@sikkepossu]

@@theefierysummons Hmmm... Where is that? I have never heard about such garage.

[@zekesboxtalk1]

He should’ve just come in and said “my company is an advice line to people to ask their body shops specific questions so that I don’t get ripped off” that would have been good

[@unknownpotato8691]

He's basically that friend who knows about cars that everyone in the friend group calls for advice on what to do for car problems. Similar to the "tech guy" in the family. It's actually a pretty neat idea. But if the owner couldn't communicate it well, I can only imagine the quality of "advice" people who call his company would be getting.

[@sadsworth4605]

@@unknownpotato8691 No its not the friend is a trusted person WHO you know wont rip you off himself while this is a random guy who has not even seen my car

[@veeragurusamy1781]

No it wouldn't have, because the people could literally just call their body shop directly for free instead of having to pay for the same service.

[@bibbly1234]

Customer: "My lights aren't working" ElectricDoctor: "Call an electrician, mate"

[@lowkeyliesmith3795]

Electrician changes light bulb

[@DisleyDavid]

Or. Turn them on.

[@EverthingsApple]

Peter: "7.50 per hour, for 20 people, how much is that per year?" MathDoctor: "Get a calculator mate"

[@wynnedwards94]

I couldn't imagine having a Supreme knowledge of cars to be a car doctor just tho be pain minimum wage

[@conorstewart2214]

I know minimum wages change over time but here in 2021 your employees would have to be under 21 for you to be able to pay them that little.

[@zoulogist9171]

We’re gonna make £150,000! What are you going to spend to make that? £400,000!

[@thomasseitz2801]

Nathan ...."Get a calculator mate" LOL

[@thomasseitz2801]

"Get a caculator" LOL

[@BlindDweller]

Customer: "My boiler is broken!" Pipedoctor: "Call a plumber, mate."

[@hibeam3706]

😂😂😂

[@mannion7646]

"That'll be ten quid"

[@RuffRyder2011]

Gas engineer actually 😂

[@Abjefdi]

NoFuksGiven Gas engineers are plumbers it’s just a different category of plumbers like “pipe fitters”

[@kirishima638]

Honestly people are so clueless these days that it could work. Not in 2010 but in 2020 maybe.

[@myeyesarespiders]

He looks like a prisoner standing there with his lawyer

[@sssbattleaxe]

"I can't poop" "Push harder mate"

[@filledwithvariousknowledge1065]

😂😂

[@ThePrashu31]

Thank you Doctor.

[@stevehoward3049]

That'll be 10 £

[@jef9635]

Now I've got a hernia and a hemeroid. Thanks Doc 🤣😭

[@ajeydev5260]

🤣🤣

[@DamagedSoda]

I love how Duncan is out, but still tells him to bring the other guy up to have more fun at his expense.

[@raghu5657]

😂😂😂

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

The other guy saved him some embarrassment tbh. He actually did have the figures correct. I was expecting him not to know either 😬

[@philofthesouth6019]

Duncan BANTERtyne

[@FaceSwapOfficial]

to be fair i think duncan was trying to alleviate the stress and anxiety he was having

[@charisselinnell-morton4137]

Lol 😂

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

The only people who are willing to work for £7.50 per hour, won’t be car experts.

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

They'll be Gut Boys

[@TimCortesi]

There is a radio show in the US called "Car Talk" and this is effectively what they do. People call in, explain their car problems, and these guys explain exactly what is wrong and how to fix it. They are incredibly knowledgeable and it's remarkably impressive. So what this guy is pitching is definitely possible if you're talking to somebody with an encyclopedic knowledge of cars, how they fail, and how to fix them. But people who can do that are going to demand WAAAY more than 7.50/hour. So while this is an interesting idea (and a proven concept for a radio program), it's not a viable scaleable business.

[@nvelsen1975]

@@TimCortesi You said it: Show. Meaning there's revenue being generated mainly from the viewers, not from people calling. Besides, in the US $ 3 per hour is above minimum wage. That's less than a third of £7.50

[@cold485]

You'd be surprised 😂

[@Sergeantmajormario]

Can't remember when this episode came out, but that could've been the Minimum Wage at the time

[@Dekoherence-ii8pw]

"We're going to pay the advisors £7.50 an hour". These need to be trained car mechanics, don't they? I doubt they'd work for £7.50 an hour. A mechanic earns way more than that.

[@diddlenfiddle7311]

That was my thought too. They'd need alot of experience to diagnose a problem without seeing it also

[@samfromuk796]

About £8.50 per hour

[@IamJacksColon4]

not 20years ago when this first aired

[@deer0skullz]

that’s exactly what i was thinking. either that or he was planning on hiring random people and just training them on the job? which somehow doesn’t feel like it’d match up to real mechanics training

[@i5m1thy]

I'm guessing they'd just need to read off a script like some FAQ list.

[@peterd788]

Company was dissolved in 2010.

[@livewell453]

Mass Debater under rated comment

[@jamiebatchelor21]

Mass Debater yes exactly

[@Niallacus]

Call a Liquidator mate

[@ricky4mel]

I'm in we're do I sign up oh I can't

[@leboeuf05]

I wonder why? 😁

[@Josh23_]

If anyone wants an update, the company dissolved in 2010 and he hasn't tweeted since 2016.. Possibly the worst pitch I've ever seen on Dragons Den.

[@doritocrispy5008]

fukin gold mate, I was looking for that. although tbh with you I think they haven't even let him speak lol.

[@eleanorlyndon865]

Yeah I looked into it as well. I wonder what he is doing with himself.

[@breezyway9387]

Hes at the local pub and hes got a mini van delivering car parts

[@rc2k524]

@@breezyway9387 that sounds like a 10x better and more profitable business

[@Ussybussymann]

Elite from you mate

[@Activated_Complex]

Their slogan could be, “Cut the middleman IN not OUT!”

[@theg35project50]

🤣🤣🤣

[@trustnoone9931]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dwiftingwithshiny1895]

hes not a middleman, he gets paid whether or not u go to the garage. its about advice and advocating for the customer. consumer distrust in mechanics is a very real problem.

[@BEBAY]

This is underrated lol hilarious

[@coolperson962]

Lee: My pitch in the den went terribly wrong.... Pitchdoctor: Give up mate

[@yap7353]

Customer: I’m having a heart attack HeartDoctor: Don’t do that, mate

[@deunclebros]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acesigma06]

HeartDoctor “I think you’re having a heart attack” *click*

[@wetlettuce4768]

@@acesigma06 Heartdoctor wouldn't hang up the call they have to milk that £1.50/minute when their client pops their clogs...

[@natelegancecarnival]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hash4700]

This is my favourite one 😂😂😂

[@Tony36271]

“My cars broke down.” “Take it to a garage.”

[@SendyTheEndless]

"That'll be a tenner please!"

[@jckedwards65]

Please put your pubic chest hair away in your profile picture

[@glishteach]

We don't say 'my cars broke down'!

[@rasta7655]

@@jckedwards65 your nice

[@jckedwards65]

@@rasta7655 nah, I'm considerate

[@KeiFresh]

“Hey there’s something wrong with my car” “Take it to a shop” “OMG thanks, here’s some money!”

[@afzaltar2750]

Thats basically their business strategy in a nutshell.

[@williampennjr.4448]

Oh so a financial advisor is just someone who tells you to open a bank account? A doctor is just someone who tells you to take an aspirin?

[@manz007]

@@williampennjr.4448 I do see there is something ....but the guy can't actually explain it very well especially due to the judges interrupting and plus him making those awful hand gestures to explain things...... I understand that People Rip off people who dont know anything about the thing(such a vehicle) .....i just wish he explained it well.... Offcourse i do think he shouldve also talked about things like sending photos and not just about services on the phone.

[@rosco3]

@@williampennjr.4448 they are clearly different... this guy business doesn't give you any information you already don't have and it's trying to make you pay for it. You don't need a financial advisor to open a simple bank account or a doctor to take a OTC headache medication. Not even to count that a doctor actually examines you the better equivalent would be you call someone and says "My head hurts" and their response is "Go see a doctor". It added nothing to you

[@onradioactivewaves]

Maybe the money part comes first.

[@cuorefelino]

This guy ended up making millions. I was also a customer. I paid just 10 bucks to be friendly redirected to the garage next door. Great service.

[@boltywolty123]

😂

[@ipettynote]

Customer: “I can’t see.” EyeDoctor: “Look mate...”

[@jackmammonbifrons5923]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂!!!!!!

[@blaneblackshaw3593]

🤣🤣😭

[@patrickskelly956]

:) :) :) :)

[@TheRightLadder]

Ahaha

[@troywright359]

Customer: I can't hear very well. Eardoctor: you what mate?

[@ianrae1546]

Customer: “I’m hungry” DinnerDoctor Advisor: “Cook a meal”

[@moosevision8113]

customer: "my dog wont eat" Petdoctor: "call a vet"

[@brightington7080]

No it's not cook a meal... It's eat a meal

[@kait2972]

You're too generous. This muppet doesn't even advise you how you can solve the problem. His answer would be "go to a restaurant".

[@tiger3249]

Worst advice ever. The answer would be "eat". Cooking a meal isn't gonna help. Cooked a meal.. now what?

[@ianrae1546]

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔 Some good points raised. Phone the EatDoctor. EatDoctor advisor: “Eat the meal you just cooked”. Sorted!

[@dataharvestingbot]

Me: "hello, my car is broken" KarDr: "sounds broken, that'll be £24.99 plus VAT"

[@MegaJacko4]

Sounds broken! 🤣🤣🤣

[@joshfatal]

"Hello Dragons" I'm already creeped out.

[@MohiZidano]

Costumer: "I'm depressed" TherapistDoctor: "Cheer up mate"

[@drewb1263]

Ive given you a like and a comment as i think your comment is a bit underrated and i quite enjoyed it

[@MohiZidano]

@@drewb1263 This is probably the nicest compliment I got in my life

[@drewb1263]

@@MohiZidano no worries, i only come for the comments and i think people should get the recognition they deserve for often underrated genius

[@TVSOUNDSYSTEM]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dash2240]

I don't think The rapist doctor would be able to give you much advice on that, he could probably give you something else though

[@deathbystereo-]

The producers wanted a laugh putting this guy on 🤣

[@Jim-so3zm]

@@Nate-uf4xk Except that this guy isn't Einstein

[@dossieinvalertsdossie2231]

😂😂. Thanks for another laugh

[@vivs9314]

Nate Einstein was a natural genius, this guy...

[@tamninja]

Einstein can do his maths.

[@Claire6y]

Oh, they're laughing all right, cause the producers of this show just made more than 150,000 in ad revenue from all us watching this. Watch surveillance capitalism.

[@danielm1317]

When he was coming out. I thought he was wearing a prisoner outfit.

[@ENGABU1]

When he said he worked in a garage! Jones should have said "was it really...or were you just making number plates?"

[@rizzlekix640]

Same

[@Jasper-Holland]

Customer: "I feel lonely, please help" Lovedoctor: "Get some friends then, mate"

[@fezaanali9017]

that'll be £49.99 + VAT.......... *lonely feeling vanishes*

[@ccjh0806]

This guy actually looked like Duncan's evil twin

[@shubhamagrawal1397]

underrrrrrated comment!! I thought the same

[@sammyleet03]

hahahahahaha he actually does as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paularkins6039]

Named Hugo......Lives in the Family Home Attic😂

[@nifralo2752]

His son hes like 30 years younger than Dinocan Bannatyne

[@tonestones9445]

Hilarious mate

[@MoreConsole]

Customer: I can't see. Kar Doctor: Open your eyes.

[@OfficialLegend]

£1.50 please

[@guillerbrady9261]

Are you that bored at home you are surfing all sorts of random videos? Been seeing you in the Comments everywhere lately 😂. Big fan since D1 days bro 🤙

[@tboytheasian7894]

Money please now

[@Zurrke]

Tf are you doing here mate - probably same as me 😂 fell down a rabbit hole

[@NathanL11]

I love reading these comments 😂

[@mparryuk52]

Company folded in 2010 with £8k debts, shame because my car has been making a knocking sound and I was looking for their number 🤔🚙

[@HPTeguh]

Just turn up the radio for "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph, mate

[@kage2701]

To be fair 8k debt isn't that bad. I paid 145k for a 50% stake in my business. If it went tits up right now then I'd be out about 60k 😂

[@lord_scrubington]

I can provide you with some spot on advice

[@anubusx]

It's scary that it lasted that long.

[@kevfrombutterley]

You might be better phoning Duncan Bannatyne by the look of it

[@carltoningram3773]

the siren outside at 6:20 😂I can't get over the production value of this

[@McVaio]

Old single pane windows in that building. Not sure if that could've been prevented.

[@DWN037]

that's a little trick in the industry called foreshadowing

[@Johtocrest]

Yeah genius I guess they should shut the entire city down when filming smh

[@adamhartley8244]

So he's designed a system, via a phone call to narrow down what's up with your car so you can go to the garage and say what's up with your car.

[@rohilthomson]

Seems even more redundant when put into text.

[@Fiskie666]

Or perhaps a system to negotiate with the garage over a presumable diagnose of the problem xD And try to safe you money. 'Sorry wait a minute, I will give you the phone, he will explain' Can you imagine how pissed the worker at the garage will get before even looking into your car? xDD

[@jellafella6957]

To be fair, the part he said in the beginning about preventing garage scams makes sense. A lot of places who can tell you're not car literate will be happy to charge you for the extra headlight fluid. (Headlight fluid is a joke, but at least in America, they'll tack on a bunch of unnecessary fluid changes and part replacements.)

[@quark_E]

I mean it's basically webmd for cars

[@mollykeane2571]

@@jellafella6957 I was thinking the same and as he’s from that world he’ll know all the scams. I reckon having him on your side whilst at the garage would be reassuring to say the least. You’re paying for his protection in a way...and for that reason...Duncan’s going to take the piss out of you.

[@badassgaming6724]

Customer: "I'm deaf" Doctor: "Listen mate.."

[@azymunky2196]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@munchaking1896]

Why would a deaf person use a phone?

[@rickybobby38]

@@munchaking1896 Face time, Skype & any number of other video call apps ... Today's mobile devices aren't just limited to voice calls

[@gaiaiulia]

Too funny!

[@tezzymurphy8730]

Nice to meet you deaf!

[@SuperCajuan]

I just want to leave a comment here saying that I am impressed as Peter’s maths skills. I am impressed at Peter’s maths skills.

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

These are people who are multi millionaires who deal with this crap on the daily

[@catman2484]

I want to acknowledge your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills. Your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills have been acknowledged.

[@naushaabamowlana8189]

@@catman2484 he probably couldn't delete what he wrote.

[@JTOKIPPER2008]

When your life depends on big numbers, you gotta be good at maths

[@rainbowsandlove]

Peter Jones is quite the legend, and I have a not-so-low-key crush on him…!

[@austinjennings2826]

"He needs a check up, from the neck up." is a great line.

[@robotraptor3369]

Customer: "I cant access my bank account" Bankdoctor: "call your bank"

[@MrSaemichlaus]

Better yet: "Give us your information, we'll try it out"

[@52andattitude48]

Customer: “I’m homeless” Kardoctor: “Just buy a house”

[@tofu1291]

4Head

[@evanmohammed1593]

Car not kar

[@zintaxza7555]

@@evanmohammed1593 read his shirt you dilly willy

[@michae13james10]

Pretty much 😂

[@benden701]

UpperLel p

[@leesawford]

‘There’s something wrong with my car’ - ‘ok- take it to the garage mate , that’ll be 1pound fifty’ -‘ thanks mate’.

[@w33bghoulsan79]

10 pounds. Mister Howard cleared that up

[@juanmanu9652]

He did say it was a tenner to call but if he told the customer that they would simply hang up !! :-)

[@bhairavi-maa]

This dude just invented the Google search, Brilliant!

[@closetolastt8922]

Customer: "What is the average price of a new clutch?" CarDoctor: "875 pounds, sorry, 874... sorry, that's, not.. ok, so, £7.50 plus labour is.. sorry, you've really shaken me, please hold for my financial director, Howard."

[@Imran_the_revert]

😹😹😹😹

[@basstrammel1322]

@Bartosz Bartoszewski So what? We can't make fun of a 10 year old bad pitch?

[@mischief8006]

@@basstrammel1322 no u cant. Have some respect. He died 9 years ago. Brakes failed

[@kiradotee]

@@mischief8006 you serious? Link?

[@vedadhodzic16]

@@mischief8006 that's kinda ... ironic

[@nathanbarnes8535]

Customer: Every time I drink tea I get a pain in my right eye This guy: try taking the spoon out of the cup

[@jayteamoriarty-writer7534]

10/10 advice, it worked. Would remove soon again.

[@PolitischTourette]

..

[@robmarrin6720]

🤣🤣🤣 The old ones are the best 👍

[@eval_is_evil]

Lmao british humour is the best

[@eval_is_evil]

@SavageArfad a guy walks in to a doctor' office ,the doctor says he is very sick, the guy says he wants a second opinion,the doctor says that he's ugly too

[@Andrew-1828]

I think this is the first time a second person has come up to join their presenter and not made it worse. Props to Howard for being respectable and courteous

[@henrg]

I wouldn't be surprised if Howard had given the presentation that they may have found a deal

[@peaceischeaper]

Agreed

[@matthewwright9112]

I love how all the Dragons have had a complete glowup since these episodes.

[@samjohns3227]

Yeah, the programmes budget now covers make up, hair and clothing!

[@Profilejc98]

He might‘be gotten a better reception if he didn’t act so defensive at every piece of feedback

[@cymbidiumm]

Interrupting ffs

[@PC.NickRowan]

He responded emotionally because he frame and perception of his whole business plan and livelihood is so incredibly flawed, as well as his figures, and to put it in his own words, he's "shaken". But he did apologise, it's understandable why he'd respond that way, but at least he's being honest and apologised. It seems like he may have been poorly advised.

[@amaze2n]

He clearly has his heart invested in this idea, and to go in for an intense grilling with shrewd businessmen picking his idea apart, it's tough to not get defensive and emotional. I don't think the dragons' pessimistic view is necessarily accurate, a service like this has a shot at catching on IF he can market the benefit very clearly. But it's a tough investment for sure.

[@Fif0l]

@@amaze2n except when he presented his idea during two separate hypothetical conversations he sent them to a mechanic, failing to present what was the point of calling him in the first place, then blaming it on the dragons for using a bad example.

[@amaze2n]

@@Fif0l I agree, he failed to make his case. It seemed like he had some convincing examples but just didn't get them out. That's his mistake, but it's easy to say that when he was getting difficult questions from every angle in a high pressure environment.

[@chesterlester5770]

Moral of the story: “Oh no my cars broken down, I dunno what to do” **rings up this guy** “My cars broken down, what do I do?” “Take it to a garage” “K” 😐

[@anxiahh3772]

That’ll be 10 pounds

[@Doesitreallymstter]

You obviously don't understand his business concept. It's like having a mechanic as a friend who can advise you on repairs and give you a way to check and see if your getting ripped off by shady mechanics. I guess I don't blame you, it was a terrible presentation

[@chesterlester5770]

@@Doesitreallymstter I mean I kinda get it but it’s pointless putting investment in, it’s useless nowadays and more effort than taking your car to the nearby garage Edit: if it was a website it would make sense, not a phone call

[@samael5200]

GAWAGE

[@njml4178]

@@Doesitreallymstter you can google or watch a KZbin video

[@peterinfamilyguy]

Customer: "My car is making a weird noise" CarDoctor: "You've shaken me, hold on for a minute"

[@felinemiow7066]

Lol 😂 😂 😂

[@monkeyskatan]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mattzonca4230]

Customer: "I've become my own Doctor! And now to that manual in the glove boot!"

[@JayPine1357]

Peter Pettigew is just trying to raise money for Lord Voldemort

[@commanderkeen3787]

This is such an idiotic business idea. I can imagine 99% of calls made between CarDoctor and the garages to end in "Well mate you haven't even seen the car, so stop wasting our time"

[@ixopo6715]

If I had a funny noise coming from the back of my car and told my garage to do a diagnostic MOT they would roll their eyes and burst out laughing.

[@ze89412]

@@ixopo6715 they’d probably still do it

[@attoboi9763]

I'm pretty sure the point of this call line would be a situation like this "the garage is telling me my power steering is out, they are charging me 489$, is that fair for the job?" Costs the person to call a few bucks, might save $300 on the cost of the work I think that's the point of this

[@nekilik3374]

@@attoboi9763 I think that will be other way around. He will sent you to garage owned by his parter or friend and in that garage they will charge you 500 instead of 300.

[@attoboi9763]

@@nekilik3374 very possible that it would be abused quickly like that

[@KTSpeedruns]

When Lee said “I haven’t done research”, I expected someone to interrupt with “I’m out.”

[@Scapemaster00]

Definitely would've seen that in Shark Tank, but I feel the Dragons are altogether too polite. To even try to work though a scenario with this scammer was too kind.

[@1990unknownuser]

He said he hasn’t done the research to be shot down, which means he has done the research. Nobody interrupted because they actually listened to what he said

[@Lonzoballz]

Didn’t he say “i haven’t done the research to be shot down on day 1”

[@Irishjay_94]

We all know Jenny would 😂

[@shikshanhindi8769]

Peter is sharp at the maths.

[@elijahcarrillo2358]

@Moh yea but he's fast

[@TheBushMaster]

he's got a hidden calculator

[@thedragonhouse4991]

@@TheBushMaster yeah his brain

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

You don't reach his level of success without learning a few tricks.

[@MrVassago89]

Thats basic maths, i followed it along quite easily. But you're talking about someone who lives and breathes money, he'd know all sorts of numbers off the top of his head. He says 7.50 an hour, so we start working out how much the average wage is per week - month - year, Peter already knows that number cause he's probably worked with it thousands of times

[@Finkelfunk]

"Yes hello I have car troubles" "Take it to the garage, that will be 5 bucks." Gee I wonder why that idea hasn't taken off.

[@DunkinBiscuits]

Customer: "My car won't start and I'm late for work." Cardoctor: "Better call a taxi"

[@eleo_b]

Dunkin biscuits • And we’re happy to call a taxi for you of course.

[@jaaameees]

Dunkin biscuits 😂😂😂 The comment section never fails 😂😂😂

[@williwas4529]

Hahaha

[@deanbrown8957]

And you will need to get your car fixed

[@stephenbachman132]

Tell me what your car is doing.

[@zippityzbrake]

As a mechanic i see where hes coming from. The amount of times a car is brought into a shop for something that someone who genuinely knows nothing about cars could have solved, is higher than you think. A lot of customers everywhere could save thousands of dollars a year on maintenance. These are things that could be solved over the phone, but the buisness hes presenting does need a lot of polish.

[@robynvercetti9476]

I love your take on this

[@cashnelson2306]

My thought exactly. This isn't a bad idea at all, he's just a bad salesman. If this was an actual investment scenario the investors would be able to tell the difference but y'know, it's a reality show, just talking over him and making fun of him *is* way more entertaining

[@zippityzbrake]

@@cashnelson2306 yup. To be fair i wouldnt let the guy run the business either, id let him manage whatever consultants are being called. Seems like a buisness better suited as a branch of a shop too, like a customer service at a dealership, rather than its own independent thing.

[@jhoughjr1]

@@cashnelson2306 NO their takedown on his obviously bunk figures is just economic fact.

[@outforcoffeewillreturnnever]

I almost think this gents idea works like calling up one of those phone doctors. You tell them your symptoms and they don't diagnose you but help direct you to the correct doctors office. That way it'll save the doctor time when they go to diagnose and treat their patient and save the patient time from going from doctor to doctor then being sent to a specific specialist. Same would work for this guys business.

[@michael6255]

I thought this was a spoof at first. “My cars been stolen” “aye mate, you’ll have to call the police”

[@Darryl14ful]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josephstalin6327]

That’ll be a hundred dollars for the advice

[@jac1799]

Imagine the dialogue between the garage and the 'KarDocktor'... KD: It's got damaged suspension G: No, it's a damaged CV joint KD: Oh, how do you know? G: I can see it KD: Oh, well how much is that? G: £50 KD: Oh, that's good G: Yes, it is isn't it ... GOODBYE!

[@AP-sn6ro]

This would suit Jenny! She's always out and about!

[@DaaMagicMan]

😂😂😂

[@rahmahmohamed1598]

I don't have any car problems and so I'm out.

[@cleopires9565]

_Well played, sir._

[@davidmg1925]

i think we ve done that

[@D-Ry]

Before her time, she was probably still banking 😂😂

[@davidsayer8862]

Customer: Hello, my car won't start KarDoctor: OK, have you tried turning it off, then turning it on again?

[@Mimmi112]

😄😄

[@MohamMad-ul4zk]

Classic Roy! :D

[@duckdad7002]

I couldn't lift it to turn it over

[@connielongfurrball1340]

Take a paracetamol lol

[@UKG_BPM_138]

It’s already been done. It’s called Google, mate.

[@YoungenColin]

As well as online forums for free.

[@matekochkoch]

There is one problem with Google, you have to know how to ask the right questions. And for a complete layman it is very difficult to make those and than to decide what answer could be the right one.

[@jameswilson5958]

You need to call him and he has to tell you to go to google

[@aibabesfun]

I think this is a old one

[@readysteadywhoa]

Even if he was just using Google to help people over the phone, he's still doomed. Somehow he doesn't realize that helplines only work when you only need expertise on one end of the call. Also, he's a rude dick.

[@debonaire_nerd]

This guy looks like the best Arkham escapee that never was.

[@Medbread]

That last guy was honestly giving him advice from an experienced investor who knows this business is going to fail but the guy wouldn't stop trying to argue. In the end he learned nothing and the investor gave up trying.

[@MrDmadness]

100%. He was being straight, but the guys stuck in cognitive dissonance and so hears nothing. If he was not confident enough to invest in his own idea why would he think anybody else would?

[@as3609]

@@LYNXzTwist Those accounts are a decade old. The company has been dissolved for a long time.

[@vwts]

Honestly maybe such a business could world with some tweaks, dragons could have thought of some idea there. But they had no incentive to because the entrepreneur was really bad

[@luckycharms_93]

It’s frustrating when people won’t listen. Like he said and judge Judy says, you have two ears and one mouth for a reason. “Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.” -Steven Covey

[@georgelionon9050]

@@luckycharms_93 I've no idea what you said, but here have this reply.

[@MisfitHaole]

The second hand embarrassment I get from this is crushing😂

[@750count]

Yes There is a certain amount of pain involved here I am actually watching these to toughen myself up for a pitch (not to the sharks) You have to be ready, you have to have your numbers together or suffer as some of these people do

[@Tasha25681]

I have to keep pausing DD when pitches go wrong because people get so egotistical and arrogant I just can't it's so cringe!

[@isitoveryet9525]

It’s truly painful watching the Doc at work 😭

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

Just keep yourself in the Dragons' persepctive

[@claranadine1086]

I just came to comment about the horrible second hand embarrassment XD

[@TheComputec]

deborah meadon "I have a funny knocking sound at the back of my car" Kardoctor "Thats jenny... she wants to get out"

[@dogsmusicbookstravelscience]

Hahaha! Yours is only the second original and truly funny Jenny-joke I've read up to date - cheers!

[@ssstylissshsss6647]

😂😂

[@lukehayes2424]

This should have way more likes 😂😂

[@Pyxelles]

😂😂😂Wow you managed a good Jenny joke when she isn’t even part of the lineup!

[@arthurpewtey]

Hehe ... actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

[@RichMye-wx1ob]

"My third cylinder is bad...." "Did you try turning your car off and on again"😁

[@Treblaine]

"Hmm, should I take it to a garage or call this premium rate phone line?" "Yeah, you should have taken it straight to a garage, that'll be ten pounds."

[@informationyes]

The mechanic can just say what does this guy on phone know he hasn't even seen the car let alone looked inside it like I have

[@edgovan1]

Depends what the problem is! :)

[@JohnSmith-yl9en]

@@informationyes "...he hasn't even seen the car let alone looked inside it like I have" Smartphones do have cameras.

[@informationyes]

@@JohnSmith-yl9en well now were talking requiring the person to start investigating their car engine which is possible with good advise but gets quite messy and doesn't help with getting underneath the car to have look

[@RealityEscapeeItIsMe]

Jesus, this is cringey. Peter's maths is incredibly impressive.

[@tomgreene6579]

He can add and multiply in his head ....a forgotten skill?

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@tomgreene6579 Yes indeed, almost like spelling correctly on social media is almost a forgotten skill.

[@jakeblues875]

Right? My jaw hit my desk when he suddenly came up with how many calls it would take per month. Impressive!

[@Wally-H]

It's because he does those kind of sums all the time. When you run a business empire like he does, you employ managers to run most of it - you spend your time going over the key financials and making business decisions that take you forward. The ability to quickly process the important maths is a fundamental skill for these entrepreneurs. Through the many years of Dragon's Den they have caught out hundreds of people like this guy who simply don't know their figures. Literally the first thing anyone going on this programme should do is GET YOUR FIGURES STRAIGHT AND MEMORISE THEM. You aren't allowed to take accounting paperwork into the den, so it should be obvious. I never cease to be amazed that people still go in there and then say 'sorry, I don't have those figures in my head.' Numpties.

[@grossleg123]

Tom Greene really ! He prob has a ear piece and someone with a calculator easy ( he is into electronics you know ) makes him look clever

[@scudder91]

"I've got a dull knocking sound in the back of my car. " - "sounds bad that , you should probably take it to a garage."

[@pqrstzxerty1296]

Remove that granny with a bad hip in the back seats.

[@rossnicol9099]

Customer: "My indicators aren't working" CarDoctor: "So, we fit a flow signal!"

[@jacobnewsome880]

I don’t think this guy has heard of google... 😂 why ring him when I can self diagnose my car with stage 3 lung cancer because it’s had a cough for 48 hours 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@nickylowdon7837]

😂😂😂 buckled at this comment!😂😂😂

[@susanbeard5650]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simonbecker6070]

LOL

[@freightuk]

Classic :)

[@rep-vile]

You miss diagnosed, it was corona.. I guess you should've called huh

[@sheffdeen]

The way he said ,” hello dragons” sounded like a Batman villain.

[@graemeyetts3465]

He was creepy .

[@AJ-vz9oi]

😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@MrTerryb1956]

he looked like a seral killer

[@Jarblyy]

This is his villain origin story

[@raghu5657]

😂😂😂

[@alexthehunted]

this guy is always going to be that guy that every time you talk to him will talk over you instead of listening to what you have to say

[@Cross8ow]

Yesh I would punc him for it. For gods sake someone si goinf to give him advicr and he interrupts with bullshit defend.

[@joyfarmergal1222]

Yeah, that would be my main reason for not investing if I was one of the people considering it, because that guy doesn't listen but instead talks over everyone. Even if he had a brilliant idea I'd have a hard time supporting him. Safety often comes from taking counsel from other people because they can point out flaws you don't see. This guy showed no signs of listening to what they were trying to warn him of. You don't always have to act on warnings, but not even considering what's said is dangerous. I'd be worried that someone like him, even if he had a fantastic idea, would run into major problems at some point by not listening to other people.

[@alexthehunted]

@@joyfarmergal1222 he really does come off as a guy who works in a garage you know that guy who will interrupt you before you as you ask a question to try and sell you something because he thinks you don't know anything about cars

[@tomhaskett5161]

"Doctor, my arm hurts when I lift it up" "Well, don't do it!"

[@baders087]

Customer: Hotel? HotelDoctor: Trivago.

[@MandoKhan]

Hahaha! Best one so far

[@mattzonca4230]

@@MandoKhan Quick to AirBnB! Or the Neighbour's couch.

[@admusik99]

GENIUS 😂😂😂

[@Devilsgreedybelly]

This was worth a visit just for the comments 🤣😂👌👊 GOLDEN!!! Keep it up

[@m1serfreed477]

I totally agree

[@playboymansion7539]

Customer: "I'm stuck in an elevator, help!" Kardoctor: "Take the stairs"

[@sugs1191]

Rofl

[@kimberlydavis7322]

2:28 Theo's facial expressions is priceless!!🤣

[@citywitt3202]

Duncan: I’m out, I’m not, I can’t, I’m out, I’m out. Narrator: Duncan is out 🤦‍♂️

[@D-Ry]

Richard Hyman Evan must’ve had an easy work day 😂

[@kronksstronkstonks6360]

*The snoot drooped*

[@joelk3187]

This dude is like Jonathan Ross after 10 years of living underground

[@jonathanlynch8372]

He wanted to go on Dwagons Den.

[@benl2296]

Lol

[@yah7130]

@@jonathanlynch8372 he did go to Dwagons Den and weally fucked up🤣🤣😂😂🤭

[@mitchellnind9704]

Joel Kitcher lol glad I’m not the only one who thought “this geezer reminds me of Jonathon Ross”

[@connielongfurrball1340]

Haaaa

[@barringtonfisher87]

Howard is definitely just his dad who he told to wear a suit

[@dreamcatchmex9209]

Howard looks like a 1970s forensic doctor off an american television drama

[@Harrisongarrison0800]

Dream Catch Me X haha I remember that bloke

[@dreamcatchmex9209]

@@Harrisongarrison0800 Hahaha so do I. The resemblance is uncanny isn't it!

[@simonbecker6070]

LOL good one

[@deerheart87]

Omg and he still lives at home