I'm Not Having Fun: Andy Huggins

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[@pupp5092]

Thank you for your humor!! Funny guy!! I’m 75; it sure is tough getting older. When you’re young and bring grandma her nightgown and robes; you never once think someday that’ll be you. You hear her say when you ask her how she is: “To be old is the work of the devil!!” My aunt saying “Who needs it!!” HELLO?! Boy were they right!! Get a supply of reachers; when something falls, stay still and listen to WHERE it may have fallen. Don’t move ‘till you see it. Keep a reacher in every room. Learn to walk slow. Get a sweater and a robe with pockets to carry your phone…if you don’t want to wear that buzz thingy around your neck. Get prepared to look in the mirror and think, “Who the hell is that?!” Watch your address book get smaller as your friends pass away; the remaining ones asking if they should take out insurance. Make new friends of varying ages and keep up with the times. Play hidden object games to keep your memory alive. It works. Move….keep working your muscles. Yap with those friends; especially the funny ones. You’re gonna need that sense of humor. Use your own, too. Make them laugh ‘till they have to change their diaper or pee down their leg. Otherwise; it ain’t that bad. God gave you a chance to pass on your knowledge to the younger generations. I used to sit at my grandma’s feet and take it all in. Lovingly wrapping her legs; and spending more time with her than my cousins. I worked in an old age facility as entertainment and would listen to each one on what kind of life they had. So many different lifestyles; utterly fascinating to me. Thank you to all the elders I had and have the privilege to listen to. God Bless Us All. Hang in there.❤❤❤

[@vaunniethayer1484]

Getting older is certainly a unique stage in life. I think back at my younger days and am totally amazed at all the stuff I got done in one day, much less one week. It was just a given. Always had good health until my fifties, dealing with that has been especially frightening at times. As long as I can manage my daily living and stay in my apartment and neighborhood, I’m good. It’s tough when you have always had very high expectations of yourself to cut yourself some slack. Thankfully I have always had an appreciation for the simple things and my dogs have been essential in maintaining a good attitude.

[@juneyshu6197]

Looked him up, 45 year career, king of the one liners!❤

[@margo3367]

Old man jokes that I didn’t know I needed. ❤

[@jdsalvo-h9i]

I'm 73 , I didn't know I was an old man , we'll see

[@bruced2346]

‘At our age, “getting lucky” is remembering what you walked into the next room for.’ Ha!

[@jipjob1]

Just turned 81 and my key to living is just keep busy but at a slower pace you once did!

[@G.S.W.SewmesomeMusic]

Getting old was easy being old is the tuff part.

[@drift3rkid66]

Tough

[@savannahdockins7022]

Yep. I keep waiting for those golden years.

[@michaelp.Watermaker]

@@savannahdockins7022 You’ll be waiting a while. I’m 69 - haven’t seen them yet.

[@Charles-b6f6f]

oh please stop reminding me!

[@Charles-b6f6f]

@@savannahdockins7022 golden years?!?! I'm just trying to keep a good golden flow!

[@donnab5071]

"Early onset Rigor Mortis"....LOL!!!! I think he just diagnosed my problem!!

[@mnirwin5112]

That's gotta be my favourite line from him so far!

[@donnab5071]

@@mnirwin5112 Definitely mine,too. What a great line....and description....LOL!!

[@jdean2131]

This Gent is Fabulous!

[@janicemahan4772]

73, a violinist, and playing for weddings. My passion!

[@pagosabob10]

You're only 73! :-)

[@NBZW]

At 85 I started feeling old, at 90 I feel 5 years older. Was in to see the doctor recently he said see you in a year, keep doing exactly what you’re doing. Who am I to argue, it’s all what you make it.

[@kingku1793]

No way your 90 dude

[@NBZW]

@kingku1793 You figure friend, 01- 05 - 34. It’s all in the genes 😉

[@YaishAAziz]

63 n luv life.....still a lot the world to explore n breath in what it has to offer still.....i still jog, hike, ride bikes n horses, diving..... don't laze around, walk out the front door n explore even within ur neighborhood......luv all from Malaysia

[@iamjustsaying1]

Excellent material, perfect delivery and timing. 👏👏👏

[@bradfield53]

be careful how you use that term "timing";)

[@rchydrozz751]

Never underestimate a good nap.

[@tonyjones1560]

🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@robertfitch310]

Almost 71, retired at 57, out splitting wood…with a power full splitter. 5-6 miles a day on my Fitbit. Log cabin in the Redwoods, 30 years sober. Amen!⛰🌲👨‍🌾🇺🇸🙏

[@PJBHolden]

I’ll drink to that 🥃

[@robertfitch310]

@@PJBHolden Gotta have a sense of humor! Thanks for the smile🇺🇸🙏👨‍🌾🌲⛰

[@johncampbell9120]

You'll be dead in 60 years no more😊

[@DChristina]

Good going! I’m on my 30th year as well, and live a vibrant, peaceful life🙏🏼🌸🐝🦋💕

[@paradoxward2533]

AMEN Brother. It is amazing how some folk stay intact as they get older. A rare blessing...., rock on....,

[@marianfrances4959]

He's hilarious!👍😎🇨🇦

[@shelleycharlesworth5177]

Since losing my husband I have lost a cousin, 4 friends, several acquaintances. The only thing sadder that death is life. Losing people we love sucks.

[@melindaunknown6411]

I’m sorry. Wish I could help you. ❤️

[@scottdykema5385]

I believe in Heaven. And there's more to this existence of ours than we realize.

[@MrBBaron]

​@scottdykema5385 its a nice thought as i would love to see my departed loved ones again , but there absolutely no evidence for an afterlife.

[@shelleycharlesworth5177]

@@scottdykema5385 -good for you - I do NOT believe in heaven. If I did I would have taken myself OUT right after losing my beloved husband so I could be with him in heaven.

[@scottdykema5385]

@MrBBaron Imho, that's part of the point. I believe this life is a test. What type of person are you? Are you worthy of eternal existence? Can you believe in something unseen? (John 3:16) Can you see the Grand Design, realize you are part of it, and understand everything, and everyone has been created for a purpose. I can't possibly fathom what Heaven will be like, but I'm sure folks 1,000 years ago couldn't imagine what life today would be like. My evidence is everywhere. The seasons, the tides, the very incredible existence and complexities of the human body, the wind in the trees, everything for a purpose. Everything part of a Grand Design. By a loving Creator willing to give us choice. I'm thankful, grateful, happy to be alive, but not afraid to die. My eyes are open. 🙏 Peace to you and remember, God is watching.

[@StephTellnTruth]

This guy reminds me of my tenant Tim he is 73. Tim will call me randomly to chat about almost nothing and I love it everytime. I just let him ask questions and tell me things. He is a highlight in my day. Old People are HILARIOUS. The other day he gave me a ride to my cell phone store and said "You know I used to work in a funeral home embalming people....but when I took my dates there they never wanted to spend the night... I tried showing them that there wasn't nothin' to the bodies bein' there, but they always wanted to go home" 😂😂😂 I was dying laughing inside. Tim is full of comedic GOLD I need to write a book based on his stories 😂😂😂

[@MarkVincent-h7q]

God bless ya' young man...God bless ya'...

[@mikewhittaker-t7y]

When I wake up in the morning and nothing is hurting. I swear i'm dead .. 😂

[@williampalchak7574]

The best laughs are when laughing at yourself.

[@Skyhawker6177]

86 here. Also not having fun but I have developed a much greater appreciation of life and am dedicated to living it to da max now days!! Thanks for your humor. Love it..

[@KittyMonoclePack]

The first joke is transcendent ! 😮❤

[@tomf429]

I’m so old my memory is full. In order to store something new, I have to overwrite what I used to remember.

[@pagosabob10]

He's fun! :-) I'm so close behind him.

[@gsmith207]

Thank you. I’m 57 but I’m there now! Love this man

[@tomfuller5585]

I went to the doctor and described my symptoms. He said that's normal for a man my age. I told him dying is also normal for a man my age.

[@williamoorejr]

depends on your health insurance.

[@politicsuncensored5617]

I have never watched this man before tonight & he is really a good comedian. Thanks for putting this up. Shalom

[@bjb7587]

75 y/o and getting ready to leave on a nine day solo motorcycle trip. Keep living till ya can't.

[@ricopedrajrs]

Enjoy the ride!

[@davidmann2988]

Awesome. Keep the rubber side down

[@deweyeverhart3118]

Ride safe.

[@skaybaltimore]

I really enjoyed the simple, straight forward one-liner style. He also tied together the bus/4.5 hour bit nicely. Maybe it's because I'm 69 but I enjoyed this 3:49 a lot! Thanks.

[@juneyshu6197]

One tough thing, every week or so we look at each other and say "oh, lord,who's next? co workers, family neighbors?"

[@carolcole570]

When you know folks who chose the vaccine, then your questions are very very valid.

[@ricopedrajrs]

@@carolcole570 Polio, Chickenpox, Smallpox, TB, the Flu, there are a lot of them....

[@anactualalpaca7016]

this man needs an hour long special immediately

[@dvs482]

i don't think he has that long :P

[@timwalcott6268]

Pure complete clean jokes. His delivery and how calm he is slays me😂

[@genewilliams617]

He IS funny!!!!

[@debruby4106]

I love your tongue in cheek humor! You are the kind of person to sit and have a conversation with. I read lips but if you came with closed captioning, that would be better! Keep up the good work!

[@tammiebroggins]

Does your device not have that option. It should be cc on your screen

[@nigelcarren]

This gentleman started strong and it kept getting better! Respect 🇬🇧

[@roverton67]

he is the only man who drove from coast to coast with his left turn signal on

[@leegalen8383]

Oh, he's good!❤

[@PhilipOgelby-ft8go]

Less strength, energy, memory, motivation, stress tolerance, but every day is one day closer to my heavenly home. God be praised !

[@jeffmcmahon3278]

I had a great time GETTING old. It's BEING old that's a bastard.

[@Darci3333]

Getting old seems to make one invisible......thats okay they dont see us coming 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dshepherd107]

This man is pure gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@DemetriusScott-j4v]

He is so hilarious ! 😂😂🤣🙏🏽

[@jeffhartney7741]

I quit listening to people so I have less shit to remember 😂

[@donhebel1011]

An turn off the damn TV... !

[@danielbass2895]

I want that on a T-shirt lol

[@unimpressed..]

You know, I'm getting old and I know it. One thing for instance,, I can wash, feed and still dress myself,, mostly, but for some reason it's always after I get back home from an outing that I've realized that zipping my fly is a crucial part of dressing. 😂

[@bobbyturner6912]

😂😂😂

[@mikemorgan5815]

At my age; it doesn’t matter if my fly is zipped.

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

Best best ever we needed this pray we find more

[@luvthewrld3]

Never stop laughing!😂

[@davidholman48]

At 76 my mind is sharp and ready for fun. But my body has lupus and all it wants to do is ache and fart.

[@bobbyturner6912]

😂😂😂

[@jimjar954]

In that order ?

[@notchamama7571]

Lupus sucks. My fist flare was in my 30s. It took me 15 years to stop capitulating to it! I hope you hit remission!

[@mahatmacoat168]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you, dude!!

[@thomasdearment3214]

how true how true finding this out the hard way getting older

[@vallejoborncalihasbecomeal9022]

I keep my keys and wallet in my pants so I don't forget them but, damn, it doesn't help when you forget your pants!

[@robertbreeze3466]

“Onset rigor mortis” 😄

[@cjhoward409]

I’m going to use that line … “early onset rigor mortis “. Lol

[@bigcatproductions2789]

I have My stuff together , but I forgot where I put it . 🤪

[@sundog70]

He's so old he can remember when the dead sea wasn't even sick. When he was in school there wasn't a history class. Moses still owes him a Scheckel.

[@frankrocha3235]

This guy is funny 😂

[@Habitation333]

Whoever called our older years the "golden years". Had no idea what they were talking about.

[@Republicanmouse]

My grandpa used to say, getting old is tough but it beats the alternative.

[@davidgentz1731]

I'm 74 I'm still working every day I love getting older you know why I can go off on people and they know I'm telling the truth and I can hang with any 45-year-old man all day long on the job now I get respect

[@jobuckley2999]

right

[@edwardnashen5960]

He's great!

[@sandeedobberstine5591]

Thank you Andy😂😂❤❤❤

[@MrTryReasoning]

Andy and his best friend Mic! Andy I'm 72 and you put a smile on my Dial!

[@semiproactive9625]

Hilarious 😂

[@Dinah-v6c]

Absolutely awesome...

[@derkarmaczar]

Oh man so funny! I can relate to most of it. 😂

[@peterk4134]

It’s ok ; after losing my friends over recent years; now my wife of 58 years is in her last stage dementia . I take solace practicing Zen. So I have four historic cars and six boats. What do you know, they all have engine problems . I’m ok I can swim, I can get under the car, and will remember her nagging me ‘NOT TO CLIMB THE LADDER ANYMORE’, literally and metaphorically, ..at 83. Oh yes, I remember it well🎶🎵

[@batouttahell454]

Priceless

[@mothermetal4056]

Love him so much!

[@juneyshu6197]

Love it!❤

[@mollyscherer8999]

I love this man 😂❤!

[@V42817]

God bless him, funny man

[@kwakusoul9904]

The King of one liners.

[@kimcox6497]

I feel ya!

[@carbine5378]

This man is hilarious!

[@cherylpalazzo352]

Love him!!!

[@RICHARD-ku1jv]

Kool Guy ! He's Funnier than diarea 😅

[@dianna96]

he is so funny ... i love him

[@jerryryan5760]

Getting old is good.would anyone want to go back and start over again !

[@miguelservetus9534]

In a minute.

[@thelmaharper8545]

I would love 1 day to spend with my deceased parents and siblings. 😢

[@cosmicwarrior62]

No, I wouldn't

[@brendakempf186]

Getting old SUCKS!

[@simpleman5688]

Boohoo numbskull sniffy.

[@RobertBrady-v6s]

Lol.. funny funny.. counting items in other peoples carts

[@richardbrophy4120]

I like the wallet joke, I forgot my pants. How many times I have forgotten my wallet but luckily I never forgot the pants so far. ( Very embarrassing as I wear red polka dot underwear with white back round )

[@ralphchristianson]

I am also in my 70s., a friend of mine who was 55 once said, getting old sucks, even though she was young and lovely. I find a number of things I do not like, however still being alive has some use.

[@eols2190]

At my age, if I start dating, at least I never have to worry about meeting her parents.

[@valarieosborne2958]

❤❤❤❤ very funny!!!!

[@davidmack4495]

this guys funny!!

[@Darci3333]

Being old is not for the weak😢

[@aussie8114]

Funny man 😂 If you have a good doctor you can get a shoplifting exemption certificate, you can then take as many batteries as you need 🔋

[@johncurtis920]

Funny. Growing old isn't for the faint of heart. And unlike the way you think and feel when young life out of the blocks and running as fast as your energy allows, it is NOT a sprint race. The older I get the more is driven home this fact. It's a freakin' MARATHONE! Pacing. It all comes down to pacing. Good luck with your run. Now excuse me I've got to get back to mine. John~

[@jerryryan5760]

Yup

[@sbsman4998]

"Age is only a number" ~ notice only younger people say this!

[@MYSTKM1977]

💫💫💫 never too late💫💫💫

[@cherylpalazzo352]

I thought i had arthritis, I don’t, I have early onset rigamortis “ Lmfaooo

[@jonathanport5002]

That's a rich field

[@dirkbabka1324]

Getting Older Freaking Sucks Period Not Fun At All

[@kenhurley4441]

I'm 74 and use to do stand up comedy. Now I do sit down comedy. It's much easier. When asked to do a 15 minute skit,,,,, the first thing I do is put on depends.

[@wondery6693]

Props that the old boy remembers his jokes HA.

[@Kent-qo6xp]

Thoughtful man.

[@plumbbobslim9313]

You only really got two choices in life; get old, or stop aging. Stopping aging doesn't have a great track record and at times can be rather unpleasant.

[@dixienormous9052]

At least I can still hold my mad

[@sndrb1336]

Hey Netflix, give Rogan's next special spot to this guy.