"I'm not who you think I am..." | Troper Fails

[@WeRNotAlive]

Hey kids! Mr. Bimbles says: "Don't let the other kids know how lame you are!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKncY42ngbKJj7c

[@henrygalley2831]

Bimbles is my King

[@AkhierDragonheart]

Double Barrel Donger is the low budget porn parody of trigun.

[@henrygalley2831]

WE'RE NOT FARTING! THERE'S NO FARTS!

[@oimdednotbigsuprise]

I have an alternate character interpretation.

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

That's what someone who was farting would say Henry.

[@Eli_the_fiend]

I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that make the frickin frogs fart!😂

[@spiderdoctor2269]

I don't believe you

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

This troper has two wolves inside him One is named Toby The other is named Toby My name is not Toby, this has always confused me

[@chaosvii]

Turns out they’re both annoying dogs

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

@@chaosvii they always say "Hey apple"

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

Their last name is "Fox"

[@SirDanFilmsUnltd]

Are they the same Toby that pretended to write My Immortal?

[@kneesturnedvelvet3725]

All these tropers are just the protagonist from Osamu Dazai's "No Longer Human"- normal respectable people, going around thinking they're broken or subhuman; unworthy of basic human dignity; meanwhile everyone around them is like "Oh, Charlize? She's cool, very kind. I don't talk to her much, but she seems great."

[@pandoragoldspan7012]

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[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@valentinatyukosova9676]

My own alternative character interpretation: People think I'm the stoic, quietly intelligent one. In reality, I just have really bad hearing and am fecking confused all the time because I missed half the conversation. I stay quiet just to be sure that I won't repeat something that was already said and look like an idiot. Also, my inner monologue usually consists of dad jokes and horrible puns.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"I'm not who you think I am..."_ And then everything changed when the white girl unmasked herself into an FBI agent in front of Old Spice's superstar.

[@littleolme7877]

The Nicholas Keyes guy really went "I have five separate personalities and they are all evil".

[@alacnaythegreat1054]

Double Barreled Donger is the story of a male sex worker who's partner is killed by a kingpin. He then goes on a rampage against the city's organized crime, leveraging his sexuality and street connections to find vengeance. Spoilers, but in the climax he realizes that his quest for revenge is doing more damage to his gorgeous body than it's healing his mind, so he has to give up the chase lest he lose part of his identity. However at this point he has made so many allies that they finish the job for him and kill the kingpin. He then returns to his job as a sex worker, but now in a city he feels far safer in.

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

"Climax" heh

[@purrpletiger2159]

Wtf that sounds cool??

[@halfpintrr]

I want to write this story

[@riley2120]

I love your channel, but I’d like to say something; My name is Riley and my sister’s name is Evelyn. Every time you talk about your show I feel personally attacked lol. Keep up the content! Much love

[@henrygalley2831]

Lmao that's awesome! What a great coincidence

[@riley2120]

I thought so too! One of you was like ‘Riley eats people’ and I was like ‘no, I don’t.’ Pretty cool

[@jaredbumblecrum]

@@riley2120 yeah right thats what a person who eats people would say

[@riley2120]

@jared bumblecrum Oh no. They’ve found me. I thought I’d evaded you and your allies back in ‘13 at the Czechoslovakian Compound Incident but it seems you actually posses a fair bit of competence. A surprising notion even by my own standards. Well played, Dr. Bumblecrum. Well played.

[@bongus840]

I too share one of the names listed, and hearing it out of the blue sometimes makes me startled

[@anoninunen]

Troper: "I don't feel emotions until there is a reason, and then I get confused what to do. I have intrusive thoughts, and my only metric of comparison is severe mental illness. Society demands surface-level affectation, and I either act without understanding or retreat into my thoughts." Psychologist: "...Ya want drugs?"

[@debrachambers1304]

*Psychiatrist

[@benenwren4110]

30:38 is the first time I've heard the "how many holes do women have" scenario reversed lmao this is why I love this channel

[@franticducks2412]

If Junko is a Tv Troper, and Mukuro probably a Redditer does that make Kamukura a tumblr sex-wait.

[@henrygalley2831]

This tracks honestly

[@Thatalbinodude]

I'm disappointed that no one made a single Nicholas CAGE joke while talking about Nicholas KEYS

[@oimdednotbigsuprise]

Drug dealers no longer exist, unless they already had a personality

[@Dantethedemonkiller]

Sims mods be like:

[@table2.0]

8:55 this person is one of three things: has DID but us also a huge nerd, has endogenic headmates and is also a huge nerd, or they’re being a complete prick appropriating system language for their own cringeworthy idea of themselves By the by! Extra note: yes, people can have alters named Chaos or Alpha is the alter wants to be called that lol. Especially with Endogenic headmates that get cool names first and gain sentience later.

[@VerSA5237]

"Adult Film Star by day, vigilante for justice at night, Dick Johnson has the tools to make it, and he knows how to use em. Be it in front of the camera, or behind closed doors, no one can withstand the power of his Double Barreled Donger."

[@bulletsandbracelets4140]

Every time dashcon comes up again I feel the only regret I will ever carry. I was there and got 0 pictures with that damn ball pit XD

[@noahhornbeak8831]

Was it as bad as the pictures and story’s make it out to be?

[@vfxninja5503]

John's Thotkins is more clever than any of those entries.

[@krasmazov1959]

The berserker button guy getting pegged, and their partener just pounds them so hard their button gets pushed. Their mouth start to foam, they crosseyes, they start to recite some cringy Conan monologue. They get smacked with convinitent under-the-pillow coin purse. Life's good. With double barreled snego bongdonger.

[@trevor7520]

Looking forward to the point of that video where i'll understand this

[@deleteduser3455]

“Give me your best psycho pitch” me-“we live in a society” everyone else-“you monster”

[@neuroatypicalkirby2]

you guys are so fun to listen to. literally every joke hits and you're making them up on the spot (ps thanks for the username idea)

[@helix9445]

here's my alternative character interpretation: people think i'm standoffish and disinterested in socializing but in reality i'm just autistic and don't know what to say

[@halfpintrr]

See I was at DashCon! (18 year old me, how innocent), and it wasn’t actually that bad. However, Jeremy Fragrance being in the ball pit would’ve been amazing.

[@genericname2747]

I can't believe there's people who went to dashcon and didn't hate it. What was it like at the legendary dashcon?

[@halfpintrr]

@@genericname2747 Honestly? I enjoyed it. Went to a panel on Galleyfreyan language, a tea party, hung around Artist’s Alley, had an HP sorting ceremony. But things were falling apart; I remember waiting an hour and a half for a live show that never came, and the begging for cash at the Ball. I was devastated and legitimately thought it would be shut down on the second day. The con goers were super nice though. I didn’t experience harassment for my TARDIS cosplay. It was just run by people who didn’t know what they were doing.

[@genericname2747]

@@halfpintrr Sounds like Dashcon could have been amazing if it was organized by people with experience

[@halfpintrr]

@@genericname2747 Yep. Also, the hotel where they had the con was just crap; it was way too far away from Chicago proper. They were overambitious and we suffered for it. I still have the posters and swag I bought today, and I don’t regret those one bit.

[@rykx0r]

You know who would incept the chair farts idea? A habitual stealth farter. I am on to you, Henry Galley. I'm going to blow this case wide open... like a fart through a gamer chair.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

I can’t believe they farted throughout the WHOLE video

[@Dantethedemonkiller]

Double Barrel Donger is the next "Book of Saw" movie about a man who worked at John Thotkins. He has to constantly Check people's urethras in the hospital and in the trap he has to do the same, but they have shotguns in them so he has to do a QTE to avoid it.

[@sixthdragoness]

hi, member of a plural system here, don't fucking worry about it regarding the part leading up to around 9:38, we were losing our shit at this edgy bullshit lmao

[@yourlocalnerd7788]

I was expecting Henry to say "Being Stoic means you're British"

[@noahhornbeak8831]

Being stoic mean chugging flask whiskey with twin akimbo shotguns

[@resumethyvideo7631]

@@noahhornbeak8831 being british is sadly not optional

[@armythecat]

I dunno how the f*ck you guys do it but you always make me cackle and laugh out loud, things I rarely do otherwise (I laugh silently most often) I f*cking love you guys, thank you

[@seekingabsolution1907]

6:46 this makes me think about undiagnosed autism in women.

[@normalname8250]

I can't get over the fact that this video's url looks like the username of a middle-aged Hindu-American man logging into AOL

[@machinegunlament]

LMAOOOO ur right dfjhsdf

[@nealenthenerd399]

I laughed too hard at Fire Lord Moezai

[@sinvector8020]

So I think Double Barrel Donger should be a sequel to John Dillerman. Now he has TWO dongers!

[@pretentiosaurus]

i can't believe henry galley farted live on tv how could he do such a thing

[@dizzylilthing]

17:17 "When I left home, my father told me that I was garbage and that I belong in the trash. I always regret it not staying and kicking his ass. And now that I see murderface being a father for squiskaar, I feel something inside of me. If there's some kind of opportunity, he's awakening something dark and primal inside of me, something violent... I'll make a point to keep it in check, there we go." -pickles the drummer

[@Joey245]

Firelord Mozai is not a thing I knew I needed

[@raikaschieck1634]

This show is becoming more and more unhinged

[@wgimpact4383]

I have already lost my shit laughing. Switching the Troper fails logo to Gamer Farts is too good

[@limelantern5637]

Double Barrel Donger- an old western style show about two very annoying dudes (dicks, you might say) who go around intimidating newcomers, solving mysteries and making sure no one in gets any silly citified ideas in their heads. Also both of them are heavily implied to have double penises but its never confirmed until a quick throw away line in the finale. Also there is double phallus imigery featured heavily throughout the series most notably in the double barrel shotguns that the two men use.There is a female character with a cardboard personality who is inconsistently written as a love interest, which does little to mitigate the homoerotic subtext with several Tumblr pages dedicated to it. The cinematography and effects are weirdly good compared to basically every other aspect of the show.

[@hollowfiedmellildy]

The manager for John's Tompkins is the robot that Todd built in Bojack Horseman

[@SmxSonic]

Double Barrel Donger: The Spaghetti western about a sheriff Shark with a sawed off shot gun.

[@taipeijoey101]

Don't you DARE take Scatman John's name in vain

[@TheChrisOfManyHats]

FIRST! Figured since we're already engaging in some ancient archeological internet digging I'd add to the pile. 😉

[@oshkeet]

I feel like applying fictional tropes to real people as if theyre characters in a story explains a lot of the brainworms than can form outta these communities...

[@table2.0]

This is just so many meme references and I love it XD Just friends being funny together

[@kieranmclaughlin264]

In a world....Plagued by terror and fear ...Two brothers will rise up and, With their pro gamer skills and encyclopedic knowledge of media tropes, Bring back the hope of tomorrow to the people of the world.....Rods hand in hand....They Are!. Double Barrel Donger!

[@clementineshetheyfae8312]

Double barreled donger is actually a really serious (and super queer) western where Donger (Protagonist) uses his dead partners double barrel to fight capitalism

[@17raysplays29]

My guy got multiple personalities and they all suck.

[@eldritchexploited5462]

Okay, so Double Barrel Donger is the story of a cyborg (Played by Dwayne Johnson) who accidentally gets a pump action shotgun cemented to his crotch.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Double Barreled Donger: A Tale of a Shotgun Wielding Bell Ringer who communicates mostly in Barely veiled sex comments

[@oofley8346]

"Yeah I'm tentatively a mercenary"

[@mahrinui18]

Why does Meg's Rick impression sound more Australian than they do as themself

[@WeRNotAlive]

Your answer lies in the best Rick and Morty episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGfcmGd_otOMraM&ab_channel=AdultSwim

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

@@WeRNotAlive wait did they voice in that

[@deleteduser3455]

“Excuse me so I am asking for a friend I recently put out a Craigslist advertisement about being a psycho for hire. Some people expressed interest but I haven’t been called back. Can I put potential psycho for hire on my resume?”

[@sadwasdead5065]

the dexter bit had my muscle ache from the laughter

[@lonesavior]

Most people think I'm a like a Kardashian, but really I'm like a Taylor Swift.

[@HickoryHashbrowns]

I like what you're doing! Keep it up, it's really funny!

[@lance6574]

i’m for sure listening for farts this whole video

[@bom.6658]

Everyday I'm thankful I've never discovered TVTropes

[@familyguyfeline]

What is "strong pizza" a reference to? it sounds really familiar... Edit: I rewatched the slenderman episode, i feel kind of stupid.

[@nomukun1138]

I ride on indulgent fantasy segways all the time.

[@lazulitrueblue]

Most people view me as TheStoic but in actuality… I just have massive social anxiety.

[@Soraa101-m3o]

Man I love this channel

[@Hellscap3]

For AltCharacterInterpertation- well I don't know perfect names of tropes or nothing I will say people often call me intimidating. I'm someone with heavy anxiety, especially socially, a people pleaser. I was the teachers pet all though school, I liked homework and I talk about anime. I have no idea why so many people think I'm some intimidating stoic whatever type- I even ramble when I get nervous socially and constantly reexplain what I mean to people to make sure they don't misunderstand me when I'm vague- I've never understood how people get it so wrong about me when I'd legit cry if they said I was annoying-

[@canhedotricks6078]

Double Barelled Donger, a movie about a superhero who shoots people with kidney stones I don't know

[@davidegaruti2582]

19:50 where does the "worldending cabal of wizards cliche comes from ?"

[@brendanb2982]

8:42 Chaos? CHAOS?!

[@Underscorezeus]

It's the tube innit?

[@henrygalley2831]

AM I WRONG

[@fantasmonabizarra1015]

No I did not forget I was doing this, its just that this video seemed pretty hard to tackle. In the odd case someone is reading this and doesn’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t blame you. This is yet another entry in the ‘me airing myself out in a vain hope of this series returning’ series, which consist of me applying all the tropes discussed in the video to myself just to let Gus (who I think is the owner of the channel) know that I really liked this series and want it back, though I doubt he checks notifications. All just a dream: I once had a dream in you continued the series 😞 Alter Ego Acting: I do not have the guts to do this irl but I have made plenty of alt accounts in plenty of sites, whether it be to bump my stories in the sites where I uploaded them, dogpile a shitty opinion or stalk someone to the point that, if I had done that while being of age, it would have probably constituted a crime. Anyway, since I like my alt accounts to seem legit I usually use them sporadically, interacting in ways that do not reflect who I really am to the point of expressing opinions with which I disagree or show a liking for stuff that I could not care any less for. Alternative Character Interpretation: Following in the trend started by the charming tropers of the video, I will apply this directly to myself and say that while I would like to think of myself as a Meganekko even though I barely use my glasses, at my job I’m probably seen as an Apathetic Teacher, or if were being less generous as a Sadist Teacher, I would rather not think about how my friends see me, and I don’t know if my knowledge of tropes is extensive enough to express all of their possible views they may have of me, I’ll make a guess and say to them I’m probably somewhat of a mixture between ‘Clingy and Jealous Girl’, ‘Covert Pervert’ and ‘Creepy loner girl’ Ambulance Chaser: I have a family member who is a doctor and whenever I get in the car with them and we drive past a traffic accident they’re obligated by law to stop and ask if a medic is needed, this has made us be late to events twice, not by a lot and it’s not a lot of times but it is the closest thing I have to fucking ‘ambulance chaser’. Anyway, that was all for this video, I’ll get to work with the next one as soon as I can.

[@Ramsey276one]

0:11 Corpsing fully justified! XD

[@MrXXVII]

damn Gus tidus'ed all over me

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

Well this is middle school chuuni stuff. I admit probably would say the same but at least had fun with friends.

[@aidanrutter257]

Double Barrel Donger: A show following the son of of the true hero from 1996's "From Dusk 'Till Dawn", Sex Machine. This son uses a double barrel shotgun rather than his dad's revolver.

[@HotBlasterBot]

Double Barreled Donger: an Expand Dong series...

[@thomashyle6098]

we don't care if you'r farting because we don't have to smell it tho

[@lucifersno.1fan731]

Oh God my name is Owen oh God oh fuck

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

You know who else's real name is Owen?

[@lucifersno.1fan731]

@@ThatGreenMach1ne not my mom

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

@@lucifersno.1fan731 MY MOM

[@berserkerciaran]

12:05 That's just Rachel Animorphs

[@gigablast4129]

i still miss monster girl safari,your reactions were hilarious.

[@davidegaruti2582]

2:50 just saving this for later

[@krispysatire]

I tried watching this while eating my lunch 🙂

[@lucyx3008]

Double Barrel Donger is actually not a recurring show, but the name of an erotic film that Link and Prince Sidon filmed after the events of Breath of the Wild.

[@lucyx3008]

cuz sidon's a shark, y'see

[@MrWarptime]

In what universe is being a NiceGuy better than being snarky?

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

18:02 This isn't some intersectionality I'm hearing, is it?

[@pleasekillyoursef]

4:45 that was a fart, im not fooled

[@mr.l5071]

I’d love a sandwich tree! Especially a chicken sandwich tree!

[@viaisagirlkisser]

Applying Troper Fails episode tropes to my life part 5: All just a dream: So you know the whole “pinch yourself to know if you’re dreaming” thing? I had a dream where, in the narrative, I pinched myself to see if it was a dream, and I didn’t wake up? Btw the dream was this me-sized living doll lady showing me the behind the scenes stuff at my school All There in the script: sometimes instead of “oh my God” I’ll have the characters in a story say “oh my *insert in-universe God here*” based on which one I see them following the most. I can’t really… use this one, my works are usually just writing… All Women are prudes: uhhh how do I answer this one… uh… I personally am not that into the idea of sex (I’m a virgin and want to keep it that way) it’s just not my thing? More power to you if you want I guess, so downplayed since I support others having it I guess??? How am I supposed to Alter Ego Acting: I used to have a ask-a-character Tumblr blog, next Alternative Character Interpretation: when I tell people to stop talking because it’s making it hard for me to concentrate, they think I want them to continue talking. I actually want them to stop, please, my sensitivity to loud noises is freaking the fuck out, Ambulance Chaser: Can’t believe we’re only 5 episodes in and I don’t have one for a trope, fuck. Anyways Double Barrel Donger is about a gunslinger who gets in a really weird accident and had to have his dick surgically replaced with his gun and it’s the world’s worse Inspector Gadget ripoff

[@awakenedthebox5779]

I love this

[@javonbrinson2038]

what was with that breaking bad bit

[@bearowl4101]

Broke: Gamer words Woke: Gamer f a r t s

[@gigablast4129]

Yay another ep

[@deleteduser3455]

I’m not sure how I feel about nick and the system he has. On one hand I get the edgy side of yourself that sorta wants to destroy everything on the other hand if you have that you are either immature or a asshole. Because really like why would anyone want to kill everything if you have a issue with the world wouldn’t you wanna change it without force? This is coming from a guy who likes weapons and self defence too. I just don’t see how violence is something a good person could desire as a ideal way to solve a problem lol

[@evilgenius97]

16:46 i swear thats not me

[@Donuts8]

Troper tales is just full of chuunibyou teenagers.

[@franticducks2412]

Double Barrel Donger is a show about a pair of conjoined twins trying to get laid for once in their lives due to the fact that everyone they've gone on dates with was just horrible behind their backs and they've internalised like the bro dude must fuck mentality, and they live in a really accepting neighbor hood where they make their first friend. The premise is that they learn to take value in loving themselves, stop trying to appease people who'll never even try to go out of their way to be civil, and unlearn the harmful attitudes they gained growing up with their horrible el macho parent.

[@lordfelidae4505]

I’m just a weirdass

[@kuronekomema]

POV: your murica

[@johannesvonmalos7505]

666 likes. It’s spooky

[@Ssstone3.14]

Two'th

[@ashleybyrd2015]

Tee'th

[@jasperthefish]

torth

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Twifth

[@bearowl4101]

Broke: Gamer words Woke: Gamer f a r t s